A goblin saunters out of the bushes with a dangerous glint in her eyes

A goblin saunters out of the bushes with a dangerous glint in her eyes.

She says, "Time to get fucked, slut/stud."

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Yes'm!

I reply: "My dick longer than yo sword you fuckin cancer midget, fuck outta here wit yo stumpy ass extremities"

Look if you wanna join my party you can just ask, you tiny tsundere.

that is a terrible goblin.
where are the big hips and ass?

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I cast Whitefire and kill the little shit instantly

I shoot them, wondering why a fantasy styled goblin was in my modern day shooter.

I like petite goblins

Also, I'm enjoying the modded version of CoC over the base

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i had an RP partner use that same img as her profile pic like two weeks ago

came buckets

i jump over her head and furiously crash down on her with both legs and crush her tiny subhuman head, killing her instantly

I cast magic missile and fuck her shit up

I roll a nat 20 and blow her Loli bullshit back to hell like a good Christian boy

Gamer thread boys!!!!

why are you playing as an urban youth

I introduce her to my elaborate harness system, and we go for a jog!

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I capture her and bring her back to the village where she gets human dicked for the rest of her life.
rate

>Not a single person ITT recognizing this text
More proof that Yea Forums has long been overrun with newfigs and low quality posters

"I only fuck goblins with hips wider than their heads, your babies are going to rip you apart"

I call her a cümbrain before sending her to her maker and telling the story to my kobold husband.

>goblins are just green lolis

You weebs sure are imaginative.

>tfw no less than 1 meter tall yordle gf to manhandle
Why even etc etc

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it's really too bad you couldn't just keep tamani as a slave

First you have to unlock my chastity belt.

they do the same shit to elves
its really annoying

Nigga somebody already mentioned CoC

I'm sure a lot of them do
what do you want them to include in their post to indicate that
a spoiler saying :3 I love coc

yes, i play coc and never had sex with anything
what now stupid fuck

Something something only good goblins something something never come out their stinking holes something

by what, certainly not you

>not a single person recognising
Read the thread again dummy

...

>he doesn't play his rpg of choice as a black man
youtube.com/watch?v=UGjAGIm33oE

>Learn cleansing palm
>Roll over everything
>Triple digit damage every time

It’s always funny

Ask her if she's yandere for me. If she says no I turn 360 and walk away to continue my search a qt yandere gf.

The fuck you gonna do? Dry-hump my shin?

I just roll and roll until I can backstab her

La creatura...

>he can't even recognize subtle references to the game before his post
way to out yourself as a newfag pretending to be an oldfag

>tfw no tamani waifu route

I fuck the goblin and then eat the goblin

>eating your own jizz
lol faggot

>a goblin saunters out of the bushes wi---

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>tfw no cute thicc goblin gf with a fat cock

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>But my purity playthrough!

>Why yes I do give inCase more than 15$ monthly to draw thick goblin sluts, how could you tell?

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So you have 15$ labelled "Just inCase"?

Because you look like a man with good taste

Alfie makes me cry

Post panda links pls

Who teaches that? The meditating rat?

Also is there any other good text RPGS? I really like the gameplay.

same but with forastero and yordles

Cute teeth

Imagine fucking a gobnigger

He updated with a new goblin?

She went from best girl to worst girl quicker than a supermodel at track meet

I find his artstyle genuinely repulsive.

for me, it's the company

Based and inCasepilled
cringe and Shadmanpilled

which artist do you like better, user?

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For me, it's Meandraco.

Western artists? Fuck if I know, only one that comes to mind is Pallasite.

>pin goblin down
>mating press goblin
>take goblin home
>keep goblin as eager fuckbuddy forever
behold my scheme

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>mating press goblin

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i teach her the art of cuddles

Use my incredible STR and nut on her with the force of a shotgun
She'll be impregnated instantly

her gaping would be nothing but a seat holder for the immense dicking id give her im talking the very peak of dicking people would remember it as the cum shot heard round the world fucking put my shot gun in her mouth and blew her brains out fuck

That's a cute goblin, but the goblins in CoC were shit.

Goblin noses should be as pointy as a witche's hat, otherwsise it's not proper

Goblin noses should be weirdly small and flat and their heads should be wide.

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I love that goblins are now the official onahole race.

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CoC?

cute goblin butt

Some furfag text adventure made by a powerful jew.

really why can't they be ugly, warty jews oozing pus and grease? That's a real goblin.

Yeah, the Rat. His name is Jojo, he’s great, but has no content aside from meditation

Yeah it does, but it's all either corrupting him or having him drink Bimbo Liquor.

how viable is magic in coc

Who else likes pubes on shortstacks?

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yes

no

i want to smell her

indifferent.

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It doesn't really matter, but yes
you get a perk later that automatically enchants your weapon, and you can eventually use wands as a default for melee which acts as a ranged attack, meaning you can kill sandtraps easy.

I know your pain
>Cute thicc goblin gf will never let you suckle on her massive gobbo-cock

AAAAAAA I WANT A MUSCLE GOBLIN GF TO FUCK MY ASS WITH HER HUGE MUSCLECOCK AND HUMILIATE ME FOR BEING LESS OF A MAN THAN HER EVEN IF SHE'S SHORTER THAN ME

I wish Majalis wasn't slow lazy shit at art and at making games.
>One (1) new art per week for a game with 3500+ patrons

his art also sucks

Yes, yes it does, and yet they're the best-ish we got.

no

I'm open to alternatives.

dumb rat poster

Sauce?

not enough pics posted in this thread

i dont know dude
search around on rule 34

Okay
Heres a dumb cat

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That's not a motherfucking game

neither is whatever the shit hes making

You have a point but I still need a game
I'll make it myself if I have to
One of these days.

unironically one of the most embarassing posts I've seen in a long time

about futa goblers?

Among other things.

Why do male goblins look like ugly little shits while female goblins are just small elves but green?

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dik

Normalfags

Is there an updated othercoc for android?

To create maximum breeding chances.

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I immediately wonder why of all the places I could have been isekai'd to, it was Corruption of Champions.

You don't need males of your own species when you look like that
Male goblins are an entire race of incels

Men are already ugly
No one wants to look at an ugly woman

>Not following the logic of male elves being glorified twinks and also applying it to goblins for short ruffian femboys.

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For fuck's sake, Kevin, I told you that in confidence.
Twat.

i don my wizard robe and spread my asscheeks

fucking embarrassing, user.

Giacomo is the real mvp.

>Can just buy max stats for cheap 10 minutes into the game
Really good idea, Fen.

Sorry dog, can't let you just sit on a million dollar idea like that forever. Gotta capitalize on that market while it's still untapped.

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>Implying the game isn't low quality to begin with

are there any good games that include such refined tastes as shortstack futadom

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>both corrupted goddess perks
>Christmas perk
>thanksgiving perk
>grind ball size
>Never got my cum cannon attack

Tales of Androgyny has at least one or two good cases of this, with at least three good goblin futa scenes. Lots of female monster futa on male as well, with everything ranging from getting run down by a unicorn hunting specifically virgin boipucci, or a fire elemental that can turn you into ash if you're dumb enough to tell her to turn the heat to max when she blows

Well there's tales of androg
>Good games
no.

yeah ive played it and not a big fan of the art style, and gameplay itself was eh. let me rephrase if theres any good futadom games in general. obviously not playing as the futa

The answer is fuck yes

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Sadly user, I don't think there are. Futadom world is shit.

cute

smelly

ahaha you fucking loser

>rush everything down with my muscular 7 foot tall futa cowslut
>second to last boss is a minotaur who waves his dick at you
>be addicted to minotaur semen so this attack is super effective
>have to go back and literally fill my inventory with lust reducing items in order to not end up just sucking his dick every time
the actual final boss was ez

Was?
Ich nischt sprechen Goblediegob

Aww, they are so cute!
I love it when cute things try to look tough and rebellious.
Is there more art?

>There's 25.

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why she have rabbit teeth

Man, I thought that was a whiteish tongue for some reason
I liked it better that way.

You can't speak german either you fuck.

>Kirby star allies:
Gorclin girl is gonna be mindcontrolled by the power of friendship and played by my gf as player 2. Everytime she shares health with the rest of the team she's gonna have to give them a lil smooth like the disgusting wh*re she is
>Jak and Daxter: Precursor legacy
Depending on how serious she was, she either becomes a side character daxter hits on and jak get a power cell from or she becomes an annoying miniboss that's really fast. Probably not the type that you have to gather PCs for that unlocks a new area, more like the flower
>COD:MW2
As soon as she gave away that she was within 9 ft she got commando'ed
>Beatsaber
I freak the fuck out mid song from both a bush and a goblin coming out of nowhere. In my shock I trip and fall, hitting my head and doing great damage to both myself and the headset. I seize on the ground for the 11 minutes. I fade into the next life, my last sight small goblin beating/grinding on my digital remains
Also here's an image you wanted to forget.

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Oh i'm sorry
اللعنة عليك

I want to use goblin girls as living toilets for thigh-thick loafs of steaming hyper shits.

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

EAT SHIT CARLOS. THIS IS THE EXACT FUCKING REASON YOU ARE PAYING FOR THE FUCKING WALL.

schniepel

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>Recruit goblin as the first companion in your adventure

search sturkey on gelbooru

>Online late one night.
>Flash says: N(udity), S(ex), R(ape), St(raight), G(ay), B(i), M(ale), F(emale), H(erm), T(ransformation), RPG, story.
>here_we_go.jpg
>It's a non-graphic text adventure episode.
>Not what I signed up for.
>Read, read, read, read, fap, read, read, read, click [x].
>Unimpressed.

>Both pubes and armpit hair

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will play if there is a way to disable futa/gay shit
i just want to be gangraped femdomed by golin grils, is that too much to ask for?

>hes actually working on the game
>hes actually making the UI not shit
finally

question: is there any drawn smut in this game for certain scenes or is it all text?

In game? No
I'm sure fan art exists somehwere, though.

Latest versions have some real bad mismatched garbage they pulled off of e621 and stuffed into the game

I always believed in him user, but I've been missing the streams.

that works i guess, is it just fenoxo website

I think not.

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>tfw no vore

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>idiot saint (lily)

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Kill all goblins

I want kill all the males and be warchief over a tribe of goblins. I will conquer the world with my uruk hai sons.

sorry for what ? our daddies told us not to be ashamed of our dicks
especially since they such good size and all

Sorry, I prefer orc girls, womanlets begone