When is it coming back?

When is it coming back?

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Bumppp

I fell asleep after the servers went down did something update? Did anything get added or fixed or changed?

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Apparently nothing changed.

The GRand Prixs will repeat like a cycle. I believe they’re doing one more GP with Nitro Kart content and a few more fan fav characters and then they’re done.

Guess it's time to play the game instead of looking for new content and posting bandicuties.

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Thats a shame.

When is 4K screenshot user coming back so I can make more Motorsport Megumi edits

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Surefire way to kill the game for good, unless each reuse adds a lot for people that have done them already. If it's just "here's some new stickers and paint, fag" no fucking body will bother with gp grind ever again and they'll just use whatever all the time.

That user was doing gods work.

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CTR is actually better the less you force yourself to play it. Your MMR drops constantly and you get to experience the loss of muscle memory as you still manage to pubstomp. It's like launch month all over again.

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Fuck off with your censored game, shill.

Soon, obviously. It says so right there in your image.

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ok. no more from now on.

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They had to think of the children. Rated E- for everyone.

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who's this guy anyways?

Just googled it
youtube.com/watch?v=MIN40zwV7mI
>2k views
It's nobody.

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GIVE ME FREE CODES

[email protected]

>When is 4K screenshot user coming back
Feel free to drop requests. I'll be back in ~10 minutes if the thread is still alive. If not, catch me on /vg/.

Lets post some cool Webms. It can be new or old.

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>The only paintjob I'm missing is the Tawna paintjob, which everyone got cockblocked from as well

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I have the newer ones in the other pc

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Based and Lizpilled. How bout a blessed podium?

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That was pretty slick.

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Me on the left

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Part of a balanced breakfast.

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Sure thing buddy

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>People still play as the babies
Most shocking thing about this webm

I'm just going to post some webms to see what they are. I have a lot saved but I've forgotten many of them.

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>That instant boredom the second that it stops
Kek

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These are my favorite

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>losing players
>Shit balance
>shit online
>ded threads

Bwahaha.

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Somebody is angwy the janny wannies won't answer their reporty worties!

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Kek. Perfect capture.

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The first three are true but threads are only dead because jannies are faggots

No idea what this one was

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Unga

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Oh yeah, fuck playing PP online

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>y-you are angry

Don't worry user. Beenox next patch will magically bring all the playerbase back.

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That was a good racing day.

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I will never forgive cucknox for removing breast jiggle physics. It looks so unrealistic when everything else jiggles.

Goodest boi

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As much as you could do fun stuff with the clock once you got one, I'm glad they're gone

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I think Amis was the only one who jiggles but yeah it sucks either way. Ill never get to see Liz or Amis bountiful breasts going up and down.

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Fuck the previous GP

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This guy unironically looks like a coomer.

PC version lads. The data for it is probably still in the game somewhere and potentially could be resurrected.

But what if we get banned from online for modding the game?

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HOO!

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In my experience you only get banned for gameplay altering mods. Cosmetics tend to get ignored and even then when they slap this game on Steam it will be semi-abandoned immediately like all their Steam releases so I doubt they'd give a fuck anyway.

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Fresh off the presses

JUST egg your shit up

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>wanting a meme character so you can earn soiyboi points with the rest of the memefags
Why do you people do this?

A tawna skin was datamined for october's grand prix, so the nitro tour stuff will be back for october and onwards, the back n time from november onwards, and so on.

I am.... inevtiable.

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You're being too generous in calling them people

>Yayafags still thinking seething their literal who character won't make the cut.

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I forgot about that. Soon....

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Here's what I'm guessing, then:
>Nitro Tour, Back N Time, and Spyro will be the three Grand Prix's rotated for the next few months
>Nitro Tour 2 will come with a new track, I'm guessing Ninas Night Ride if the datamine is accurate, have all the Nitro Squad stuff unlockable again, but throw in Brio, Moe and Nina and their new content too. This makes the Nitro Tour GP look even bigger to people who missed out on the first Nitro Tour, and gives people who already played the first Nitro Tour some new content. My guess is we may not actually get a new track, but I'd like to be wrong
>Same will repeat for Back N Time and Spyro; Baby Tropy and Cortex will be part of Back N Time 2, and Sorceress and Ripto will be part of Spyro 2
>If we're lucky, December will be a Christmas themed GP and probably be where Emperor Velo, Pasadena, and Von Clutch come in. Maybe Chick & Stew and King Chicken and Willie are red herrings in the data mine, or would be part of the Christmas 2 GP.

Rilla Roo is /ourguy/

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this could work

I hope its a Bikini skin

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Turn

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Da fuq where's my pic?

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Thanks for doing this

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Whoa.

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I'm so fucking bored, I should probably just play the game

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Hope you find some sort of chaotic races

I wish i could play atm but your Liz edits and talent is appreciated.

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I'm waiting on the update

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anyone got some pics of safari tawna

Did the Grand Prix end?

No, but heres a picture of our favorite skin. I do wonder what the N stands for anyways

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It may as well have

here's another

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And that's all I have from the screenshot guy

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I love that skin but I didn't play at all during that grand prix

Papu so fat, you munch ass

I love Tawna!

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So how many characters will go without legendary skins you think?

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>i was that spyro

god damn that tourney was fun as hell.
We need to do more on weekends, mondays are fucking awful for me.

to this day i was never able to pull this off. my usf just runs out

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how to get this kart wtf

>Spyro GP was supposed to be the resurgence
>instead its the killing blow

Nina GP when

fuck i just checked and my fucking ps4 didnt save my spyro clip, i did a sick dodge on that barrel too, fuck.

We really need to do more races like that

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Envision the aroma. Those high protein post workout braps.

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Amifags are disgusting subhumans

Can you smell what shes cookin’

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>Thunderstuck gets picked
>Host leaves
Penalize these faggots already

I did not care for the Nitro Squad.

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kek who you waiting on?

Aw man it got fixed
Now I have to play normally

>Literally the end of the race, already crossed the finish line
>Unable to connect to server
>Cockblocked from daily bonus and nitro bonus
Are you fucking kidding me

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Von Clutch

Is my son getting any new costumes?

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Yes Tropy.

>German engineer
I see the shitposting already

He had a Humpty dumpty costume datamined.

Why is Isabella balanced. This doesnt look like a woman whos balanced at all. Italians arent balanced. Look at how they turn sides so quickly.

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>Host leaves race on Electron Avenue
>Cool I can get 1st to 8th and a shitload of coins
>Waiting for every racer to pass at end of 2nd lap
>Unable to connect to server
>NPC players took so long I wasted over 5 minutes of daily bonus time, and got no coins out of it
>got nitro reward at least

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So far we're only missing Papu, Nash, and Geary out of the launch characters. I expect at least one of them to get a skin next GP. No telling if the babies or spyro guests ever will through.

>Zam has two legendaries

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I swear I saw the textures somewhere. Does anyone have it or did I just imagine it?

Thanks Beenox.

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>Hits you on crucial turns or stopping outright to hit you with an item at the worst posible moment
Why are people so petty?

I saw them too. Can probably find them somewhere.

Gotta deny you the victory

Ive had this happen but the prick who did it still couldnt stop me from winning

Getting hit on crucial turns is a nitpick and fair game that's fair enough. But waiting for me to pass just so you hit me off a ledge and can't get to the boost pad is a shitty thing to do.

I haven't played since the day before mtx were added into the game
Have I missed anything?

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Papu will probably get a Santa Claus skin for Christmas and while a Native American Chieftan skin would fit for Thanksgiving, I doubt they have the balls to do it. Geary might get a Nutcracker skin for Christmas and maybe some killer robot/Frankenstein skin for Halloween. Nash is trickier but maybe they could do a Creature from the Black Lagoon skin for Halloween.

Who's Yaya?

Just the usual gp stuff
The addition of the super engine to online
Exploit patches
A new way to fill your nitro bar at the end of a gp if you don't want to grind
Item balancing going back and forth between chaotic fun to what amounts to online time trial mode

The game is the same and the MTX is worse than what you would get from playing the game during wumpa time and double coin weekend

Took a page from other Lizanons book. How's it look?

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STOP QUITTING WHEN THUNDER STRUCK GETS PICKED

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Stop picking it
Then I wouldn't have to quit

how many days until Brio
surely not many

I dig it. Howd you get the front flame effect? Is it the last decal from TB or 2nd to last?

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2nd to last, Digital Fire. I see why you do it too, it's a crime to hide those legs.

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Go back to Mario kart you dumpster brained loser

>Prehistoric Playground
>inferno Island
>Coco Park
That's okay I didn't want to have fun anyway

another skip's been discovered that's why people don't wanna race it you mongoloid

>Another skip
explain user

I'm not gonna spoonfeed you because you're a rude retard, look it up yourself

You struck gold with that combo. I really need to experiment more. And Liz’s luscious legs are for showing and giving her relaxing leg massages

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That wasn't me you dumb faggot

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youtube.com/watch?v=twcLfpeDh5M
ok here you go, but don't tell the other guy

>they removed the glitch that lets you paint the retro kart
well fuck you too
it's too late Beenox, we all know they aren't unique karts, and that they can be painted with no issues, so why fucking restrict it
I just wanted to use Pinstripe with the charcoal retro kart
jesus christ

Isn't this the one they patched today though?

Flames with a heart sticker for accurate and maximum feels.

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Slow as fuck, full retard poster.

I'm getting my online escapades ready, gonna take a while. For now I'll leave this. I did not do well

Forgot pic

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Is there any word on what the next one is?

there's two that have icons that were datamined. One's icon is nina's head and the other is a circus tent called nitro festival. Presumably the nina one will be next month for halloween

I want to fug these bandicoots

Waiting for the Nina GP

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Still here if you need something

Man, I kinda want the Nash skin, but I can't bring myself to do challenges anymore. Still missing almost 20k. On the other hand I never use Nash anyway. Maybe I'll just skip the rest of the cup, all the cosmetics are pretty garbage too

Me too, Papa N. Brio will be in hopefully

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Doing Liz justice user.
You already posted so much. I dont wanna seem demanding or needy. Its up to you.

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What Nash skin? Nash only has recolors.

Oh right that guy is called Crunch. Anyway, the last GP reward

In that case, if you don't get it you can use coins to fill up your nitro meter at the end of the GP and get all the rewards. The cost from 0 to full is 14,000 coins but it costs less the more you have

I did it for you guys. (You). Just ask if you're looking for something. That's what I'm here for.

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Oh cool. Though I don't really do the bonus hours much anymore either. Just on the weekends when it's 10x, so I never have very many coins

Why is there no GP stuff in the Pit Stop today? Ugh, I just need one last gem paint job and elemental wheels.

>Doing Liz justice user
Not tonight I didn't

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which ones? a few were in bundles, and knowing peenox, they might only be available in bundles.

Most skillful clip in the thread. Only noobs will disagree

Nature Wheels and Green Gem. And that's not the case because I've seen the Red Gem and Fire Wheels outside of the Devil Dog Zam bundle.

GP stuff doesn't rotate based on what you don't have, it's what they have lined up for that particular day. If you have everything but those, you're stuck waiting for them to rotate back in.

fuck then am I ever glad I could afford everything every day

I really hate that you can land on people after jumping
Really fucks me up

For those who care[/spoierl] I'm almost done, just gotta black out names. I think I got beaker sniped mid air though holy shit.

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almost done with what

I love when you find that rare lobby where everyone knows what they're doing
Everyone is as good or better than you

Really fucking sick of all the disconnects.

Yeah this is cute and all but when are we getting it on PC so it can run at 60fps and we can sidestep all this pitstop bullshit?

just now
>playing out of time
>host slams into fence, missing shortcut
>disconnects
>his ai replacement somehow gets placed one lap ahead, making me lose to the ai by default

Thats alright. Im sure you'll have better racing days

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Posting my matches for tonight, I'll try to keep them in order and I know I missed a few.

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Yeah, I usually try to stick to the lobby where there are people who know how to play. Doesn't make it a hollow victory, have to win first though. They usually pick the fun tracks too

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Gotta love p2p. Youll think youre in front of someone but you arent on their end

I couldn't have fucked up my U-turns harder if I tried.

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I sure am choking tonight
Fucked up trying to go for the polar pass shortcut and somehow got launched into the sky and then I got passed by an Ami who I was sure took me out with a nitro but a spuro hit it instead
Every other race is me hitting something and I can;t keep the speed going

I'm not even sure what happened there myself.

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This race was actually interesting. The Coco player would have won if they didn't get hit by a red beaker from someone that wasn't me. We both did everything flawlessly but accel is just faster. They would have won if not for the dreaded beaker.

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why would you dox baby coco and dingodile like that

>doxxing baby crash
You asshole

that happens to me often as well, with either balanced or turn, i do everything perfectly but since accel and speed are so much faster they jsut catch up to me. turn and balanced shouldnt be that fucking slow.

they will never fix this shit.

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Same situation as this except neither of us got hit.

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>Constantly posting your own races
>Blurring names
Why?

YOULL NEVER STOP ME

It's annoying because I can't even use items if they're too far but still in my field of view.

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>Doxxing people
No thanks, but I remember people complaining about posting podium shots saying that they must have been racing against scrubs. I can post my times and the people i'm facing to give people a better but still flawed picture of the races.

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It has to deal with the servers and connections usually. P2P sucks for CTR which is why youll be hit by TNTS or beakers in front of you when you dont even notice it. Also yeah Its always cool to find lobbies with even a few people who can race decently. Although it also depends on if theyre tryhards who quit after 1 loss or mistake too. Ive seen great racers but they lose once and leave.

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I've seen people who have amazing skill in this game but leave if there are people just as competent as them. I refuse to leave even if i'm losing. Unless my bonus runs out

>land on motherfucker when trying to land into a drift
>get hung up on him for a second, lose hangtime boost, start drifting in the wrong direction
>lose reserves while trying to course correct
reeeeeEEEEEEEEE

Last one, I did miss a few but I can't recall the details super well.

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>posting podium shots saying that they must have been racing against scrubs.
Nah, it is because if you disconnect the player names stay with the character during podium finishes. So you can disconnect, lay against easy A.I and still look like you've beaten everyone.

i really wish teh flames on tiny temple werent so retarded, the distance between the flames and walls should be like 50% since clustering that shit with items is easy as fuck. besides that tiny temple is easily a 10/10 track.

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>in a lobby with an oxide player
>he keeps winning
I've never seen this before.

>doxx meme
Come on now. People post uncensored screenshots and video clips all the time. What's the worst that can happen, someone adds you on PSN?

especially on switch, people can't even look you up by username on there

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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he is accel so that shouldnt be surprising.

i however found a balanced player kicking everyone's ass a few times. he knew every track trick tough.

You understimate the autism and salt of other anons

right but nobody ever plays oxide, even as an accel N Trance memelord, I've never seen anyone play him

I don't think anyone would really care if I did but I don't want my name out there, figured I'd do the same with the people I race. I'm sure someone recognizes me if they browse here.

I main Oxide and I like to believe I'm pretty decent
I usually use UFO with default Hovercraft Green but they fucked up the lights so I'm maining Gnorc until they fix it

Why is Spyro circuit such a god awful track?

That's true too but I've seen it happen even with names attached.

Everything about the wizard area is bad
The portals can all be set up to fuck whoever passes through them

Portals, entire track has no breathing room, landing on the blocks act like your OB, mages shooting shit in the already tight track, lots of sharp turns with little wiggle room, and so on and do forth.

it's flat
and the portals suck

>Wizard area is bad
Yeah it's designed to really fuck over
>portals can all be set up to fuck whoever passes through them
Happens to me all the time, I hate it more than the wizards because at least I can see wizard bullshit coming.

there are a few reasons for that.

>Short as fuck
>filled with corners and edges so the optimal paths are narrow as fuck, if you place an item in that starter area after the statues the opponent will either have to eat the items or touch a wall to avoid it.
>hazard right before the only shortcut of the track.
>also exploding boxes that no one asked for
>not only that but the detection on that shortcut is dogshit and it counts you out of bounds 80% of the time if don't land on the track.
>3 fucking portals that you can easily set up traps that people wouldn't be able to avoid, so it is basically luck
>portal also for whatever reason are wonky and if you go on one of them while drifting you can continuing drifting normally but if you dont it adjusts you automatically

it is on of the worst tracks in the game.

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Its a neat little track. I wish there was more to it. Also fuck those druids and wizards.

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I like Tiny temple a lot too and I actually never had a problem with clustered items believe it or not. My problems are 1) I can't maintain reserves all that well without blue fire I know it's weird I don't get it either 2)I have no idea which lane has active fire coming out of it until it's too late. I still like the track though, a lot of people can't play it for shit which is weird.

>I still like the track though, a lot of people can't play it for shit which is weird.

it is because you cant really avoid the fire forever, it is bound to fuck you at some point and you have a split second to decide which lane to take, any other player behind you can fuck you over. those lanes should have small bumps on the road so you could jump the fire.

>those lanes should have have small bumps on the road so you can jump the fire
I like the idea, still gives room to fuck up if you aren't careful.

I did. Now I'm just really angry. I got nothing but 2nd place all day because I'm dropping inputs left and right and missing boosts. I get my shit together and my main opponent gets disconnected before I can make a good run.

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Tonight's not our night Lizbro

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>tfw youre bracing for the pain to come from racing tonight

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We'll get em' next time.

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All my wins today were with Crash and Ripper Roo. Switching to Liz apparently made all the magic disappear. Maybe some other day Liz lads.

(also dropped inputs at the end here too, the jump never activated)

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People like playing as accel characters, but having played this game every day since launch, I don't think I've ever seen a single N Gin player. Why is that?

He's been ugly as fuck in every post ND game.

His voice is fucking awful and so is his victory animation

megumi

>I don't think I've ever seen a single N Gin player. Why is that?
I've seen them but very rarely. It's weird tho, I thought he was one of the biggest fan favorites alongside Tiny and Dingo. I'm an accel main myself and even though I have some good looking setups for N. Gin I hardly ever use them. There's really no deeper reason to it, I just like other characters more (especially Nash and Oxide). Thanks for bringing this to my attention again user, I'll make sure to use N. Gin online tomorrow.

Coldsteel autist, is that you?

NST N. Gin is fucking hideous, and not in the way he's supposed to be. He's just unpleasant to look at and he lost the cool voice filter.

>autist
I have OCD, thank you

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There are better options if you play accel. He seems so weird in the new games, just something off about him. Post ND had a good idea of turning him into a genuine madman but that didnt stick.

I played as Ballerina NGin a bit during the first GP just to see people quit from rage. Also Chef N Gin is hilarious too.

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I actually haven't switched characters let alone classes for a couple days now. I usually play at least each class once for at least one race each day. Online sessions I usually stick to one character though.

that bandicoot is made for sex

Keep fighting the good fight mate. Win or lose.
She truly is. Pure 11/10 sex appeal.

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I love doing this to buttmad virgins

Heeheehee

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Lara Croft Liz skin when?

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Of course the guy playing princess Coco was playing flawlessly all day like he's Velos_Toes or some shit, meanwhile my thumb is fucking killing me and I keep missing boosts.

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Looks like your average tranny

megumi the best

(You)

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>They stuck around for Thunder Struck
Good for them and slick Roo friendo

I'll be a trannyfucker like nobody's business if they looked like this on average.

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I was in the same lobby racing the last 2 guys for 2 and a half hours
Now it's over
Damn was it fun though

what platform

>Looks like a tranny
I don't think you know what women or trannies look like user

ps4

I actually like your gameplay clips a lot and your dedication to that one simple setup always gives me a mild kek.

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rip, switch here, was hoping to have some friendly encounters.

Any switch users wanna play? I'm done with wumpa time so I wont be hyper competitive.

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t-thanks, shucks...

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Don't take it too seriously big boy

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They should really pick certain days out of each week where classes are switched around.

They really should not

I want them to remake CTTR tracks.

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Fine. Fuck. Everyone's shutting me down today...

Yes, please. Let us breathe.

OKAY

Happened yesterday but this is a first. Anyone know why?

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same

MORE OF THIS FOR LORDS SAKE

Liz needed the girls to drive her home that day.

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All day user, all day. Really fucking annoying.

Maybe it thought you brushed up against a wall?

Exactly.

You see that part? That counts as a wall, just like the bumps on the road after the half-pipe part in Barin Ruins. If you touch their sides even slightly you'll lose all reserves just like you would from any proper wall. You need to be really fucking careful with these things.

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How many times are they going to update online configuration files?

its funny this is literally the first time its happened and ive done that similar on turn and accel a number of times. Guess I gotta be even more careful on a laid back track like OOT. Thanks.

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Yeah I've never been careful either and I pretty much take the same lines you do.

> "Stop staring and fuck me already."
What did she mean by this?

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Tawna I love you!

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Yeah heres another OOT from yesterday and unless my eyes just suck I did exactly the same as the previous one. Thanks Beenox truly.

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Pleasure her.

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your eyes do suck you were ever so slightly to the left on the other webm
just enough to caress that bumb

Why can't I make the Deadinator look good?

Whore.

I can't tell the difference either user they look the same or close enough to it to question why it happened.

It's too ugly

Thanks Beenox.

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How many times is it going to do fucking nothing to the game's balance?

im only a whore for bandipussy.

You're probably trying too hard. Remove the flames

I don't think it's ugly I'm probably just not putting the right colors on it.

I probably won't use it then but you're right.

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>playing a game that takes things away from you
lol

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Ahem
Fuck Black Spyro

Based Balance Chad dabbing on dragonshitters

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Good work Isabellabro

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Good work user

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I'm tired of seeing Black Spyro, that's the one shit thing about any Grand Prix though. Seeing the same fucking character over and over again.

Beenox took inspiration from something profound for Dark Spyro. They knew fans were inspired by the design of such a version of Spyro that did the series justice and captivated the hearts of millions.

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It makes me honestly hope they don't add another fucking Speed character in the next GP.

More to cum soon.

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Thanks Crashbro, stay based

I'm sick of seeing the fucker too. Hopefully now that people are finishing the nitro bar they will start using other skins for him. He looks best in purple.

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She was the first bundle I ever bought

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I don't remember seeing this many Baby T's and he was speed too.

You couldn't get Baby T's 15% boost skin without filling the nitro bar. All you need to get N Word Spyro is to win bot races.

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Based.

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Oh that's true, no legendary. All the more reason he should have had one.

I want to rub Zam's belly and give him a chew toy

I've noticed over the last few months nobody here posts Megumi pictures or talks about using her at all. What's with that?

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Happy 9/11 faggots.

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You will be the first but I respect you nonetheless

They actually play the game.