Do you play vidya while drunk?

Cringe, but redpilled

>no alcohol
>no one to drink it with
Kek

Occasionally, though I try not to get drunk in the first place a beer or two, maybe a glass or two of vermouth or whisky or rum to sip on while I'm playing is pretty common. Maybe all of the above mixed together.

>2 hours drunk
>still passed out
Fake

The older I get, the more I can relate to this.

Wanting less Smash threads and hating your fucking iFunny thread are not mutually exclusive.

Never been a fan of booze since I'm a bitch with a sweet tooth and hate bitter or really strong stuff.
I do like to get high on occasion and chill whilst playing something nostalgic though.

>tfw 22
>tfw never been drunk or even finished a beer
>tfw never smoked or even held a cigarette
>tfw never done any drugs whatsoever
>tfw very probably permavirgin as well
I'd like to say "See you fags on the other side" but only someone as pure as me will get to see life as a supreme being of light and knowledge.

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Complete opposite, I have to put up with all this shitty NPC behavior because that's just how people are supposed to hang out
Socially is the only time I drink and I've never once enjoyed it, just the company, but I can say that for when we aren't drinking because I'm not a fucking booze hound like we're conditioned to be

Played smash with my friends while I was wasted, it was really fun

He was more sleepy.

>and the story is quite believable.
I don't play platformers a lot, but your concentration, attention, reflexes and motor skills all suffer more and more as you get inebriated. So in FPS I absolutely get worse and worse the more drunk I get.

>weebfag is a little bitch
like clockwork

Don’t drink alone and play vidya or just out of boredom else you’ll end up an alcoholic lmao
>t. Happened to me

Drinking is too comfy its a shame it makes you retarded

>implying you get the mana benefits of virginity if you jerk it off to anime pussy

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That being said stopping drinking entirely once I realized it was a problem was not that difficult.

A slight buzz always works well for shooters since you lose a bit of inhibition, it can fuck you over though if you get too reckless.
Anything more than that and vidya becomes unfun since you approach retard territory really quickly.

>he doesn't know wizards can regenerate their PP

t. pussy underage faggot thinking drinking will make him look cool
Basically just the marketed smoking of this generation

This desu

>started drinking during the week recently
At least it makes Yea Forums tolerable

basado

biggest cope I've seen in a while

>drinking the liquid Jew

Mixing weed and alcohol is the way to go. That way you have to play vidya so you don't freak out and feel like your going to pass out.

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are you me

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>22
You're basically still a twink
I don't even see you as an acolyte of wizardry yet
Get the fuck out of my tower

I’m terrible at FPS while drunk but I love playing Mario 64 and have beaten it multiple times while drunk. I also beat DK Country and Castlevania with a friend while drunk as fuck. Castlevania 64 was too hard for us though

>tfw I allegedly drank nearly an entire bottle of whiskey all by myself at my uncle’s birthday party
>barely remember anything from that day
>Apparently tried to steal a bag of banana skins and take it back to my house
>Hugged my cousin so hard she could “feel everything”
>Lose keys and look for them for a good hour before realising they were around my neck the entire time
>Went to a brothel and had sex twice before returning home at 3am
Drunk me is a fucking riot.

Since when is this shithole filled with straight edge prudes? Any thread about drugs or alcohol get deleted by butt blasted jannies while most of the anons throw an embarassing hissy fit about it in the thread.

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You sound like a stupid asshole

DUDE BOOZE LMAO

this, just as bad as the DUDE WEED fags

Lol social media is for faggots, all I see is "HEY GUYS LOOK AT ME IM SO FUCKING COOL GUYS" so glad I'm done with that shit

kys phoneposter

You don't have to drink straight liquor if you don't like it.
A lot of people genuinely like certain liquors though, certain kinds of scotch are good, and I'm partial to a little bit of booze every once in a while. Jagermeister is dandy.
If you don't like that, kombucha/beer etc exist and can be great.

>tfw drink until i almost get alcohol poisoning
>i can still think clearly, its the same boring me just sick and dizzy
am i somewhat immune?

You just drink the vermouth alone? Why not just drink an actual wine?

>doctor told me not to drink because it could cause my seizures to get bad or something
>never drank because people around me know this
is he right

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Not unless you are Mormon.

No, you are not stupid, only retards lose control when intoxicated.

drinking a couple beers is comfy, but drinking as a personality is lame as fuck. same thing with weed

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No, everyone thinks they're still thinking clearly and can still sit there pondering

Since always, or at least in the 14 years I have been here.

Most people on Yea Forums haven’t done any of this so they feel left out and demasculated when they see the discussion. None of this matters and no one cares if you’ve tried booze or weed or had sex or not but they still feel insecure about it for some reason.

Probably. Smoke weed or try CBD products instead, they both calm my buddy’s seizures and such.

>trying to use social shaming on Yea Forums
lol your pastime is fucking shit

I get drunk and play Smash with my friends every few months or so, other than that never.

I did get high and play Alan Wake once, that was fucked.

i like to get drunk and scream the n word in csgo

I like the texture, that sort of cloying feeling at the back of the throat

>he doesn't make his own sweet cocktails
>he doesn't drink 2x water of the alcohol intake after drinking
>he doesn't moderate how much he drinks in a night
top lel

In regards to the OP, yes but only multiplayer games with mics in them. It's a lot more fun for me when I can pretend that I'm socialize with everyone I'm matched with, and it's generally more fun for my team as well. I almost always end the night with an extra friend request or two.

you'll be old enough in a few years little dude

>>tfw drink until i almost get alcohol poisoning
>>almost
You probably get to this stage when you do get alcohol poisoning. O+ by any chance?

Only party games with friends.

I prefer weed over alcohol.

i can guarantee you that if they were well and truly shitfaced they would not be able to complete the game
i can however believe that he and his friends BELIEVE he did it. that is definitely something alcohol can do.

For my wife it has more to do with making her meds less effective. Hers are not that severe and it does not make them worse, but does seem to make it more likely to happen if she drinks. She does not drink very often and also tries to avoid oo much caffeine since that seems to be another one of her triggers
I'm pretty sure epilepsy is different for everyone, though. If your seizures arent too bad it might be okay to imbibe every once in a while.

Me too. I'm much more relaxed and I don't have to get up to piss every 10 minutes

>tfw no friends
>tfw never been invited to a party or hanged out with someone
Why haven't you ascended to my level of wizardom?
Oh wait, you can't.

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this
smoking alien rock candy right now

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That's cool. I have made a classic drink that was just sweet vermouth and campari with soda water and it did not settle well with me, it kind of turned me off using them without liquor.

I love weed, too much, I can smoke daily for months and never get tired of it, I still go cold turkey after a while, just to smoke months later and enjoy it even more.

I'm drinking right now, should I play Splatoon 2 next? I wish Nintendo wasn't shit and that I could use the voicechat and message system like I did back with the wiiu. Talking to people while bering drunk is fun. To bad Nintendo is shit today

>tfw no friends
>tfw never been invited to a party or hanged out with someone
>Why haven't you ascended to my level of wizardom?
But I have, I just didn't mention it to avoid shitposters calling me a coping faggot.

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>ifunny

No, majority of people are like that, me included, I can regain control pretty easily if I concentrate although it's hard to keep it going. It's not that I change my attitude much when I'm drunk, only that regular stuff becomes more amusing.

DUDE ALCOHOL LMAO I'M SO DRUNK
WOAHHHH

The older you get, the more you realize all those drugs/alcohols are merely tools to socialize with peers that are all awkward and shit without it. The cost is potential addiction/destruction of the body for a chance to fit in.

LMAO

>ifunny
leave underage

is there any other way

Cringe

This is really really bad projecting, user
Embarassing post

I didn't appreciate bloodborne until I was buzzed.
> this game is stupid
> it is needlessly hard
A few drinks later
> this is fun
> The game is challenging I just suck
Also been noticing my enjoyment of alcohol waning. Im not really interested in drinking tons of beer anymore. I do like a good scotch occasionally though.

At most slightly buzzed, but the two wouldn't be connected. That is to say, I would not drink with the intent to play vidya.
This, 100%. Drinking should be a social event and done in moderation. People should be looked down on for not knowing their limits and getting smashed. What's your preference? If mixed drinks and cocktails are available, I'll always get a mint julep. I can thank Bones from TOS for that, deliciously strong mint, like drinking liquid halls drops, makes you smell nice and perks you up. If not, any cider'll do.

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How can you be Mexican and still be a fucking loser socially?

>not having a drink in the evenings while you play vidya
Sad

I can only play fighting games while drunk.

>How can you be Mexican and still be a fucking loser socially?
How do those two things even relate to each other?

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based
>he doesn't have the "appearence ages early" perk
Break your wand

imagine needing a mind altering substance to connect to people

I rip my bong daily and I used to fuck bitches on the daily as well until I got with my gf of 4 years, never gone to party except once in high school because I’m antisocial and hate people my age

To be fair, most people on this site cant connect with others in their "right state" of mind. Makes sense theyd have to alter it to fit in.

This. It's just neets who are bitter over never having gotten faced with the boys.

go back normalfag

Same, mostly because I don't feel like I have a huge hangover the next day. Plus, like $40 worth can last me 2 months. $40 of alcohol lasts me maybe 2 weeks

I quit drinking 4 months ago. I stopped playing vidya for about 3 weeks because I hadn’t played a video game while sober for 5 years and I thought it would make me relapse or something. Turns out quitting liquor is easy as fuck, so I just play sober. I do miss some aspects, though. I really miss playing Helldivers absolutely sloshed, but I don’t miss getting progressively worse and angrier throughout the night in fightan.

Thanks for reading my blog.

Everyone I know, even huge weebs go out with friends, it's Mexican culture, you must have a REALLY shitty personality.

I've only been drunk like once and didn't like it, and I never drink unless it's one or two at a social event. I'd rather just smoke weed desu.

Whatever nigger you can't look that old at 22
You think you do, but you don't.jpeg

You sound like a fag.
>anime reaction image
Scratch that, you are a fag.

>Thanks for reading my blog.
hey np man you sound like a cool guy would buy you a drink i-err

>shitting on LoGH
Your opinion is worth less than nothing.

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>you must have a REALLY shitty personality
Well duh, what other reason would I have to come to Yea Forums then?

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What? All the mexicans I met in high school were those annoying ass kids that made mexican jokes about themselves nonstop. No one liked them

What a fag, you deserve dying alone.

Boring anime, makes me fucking fall asleep
Ships blowing up and it still feels like nothing is happening

No it's not

Sometimes. But I don't really get ultra obnoxious. I simply tend to use chat more often, become more shameless if someone tries to jokingly hit on me and maybe voice spam a bit - but never more than few seconds and very infrequently. Also I'm not drinking to play vidya, I'm only playing drunk when I come home from a party or bar.

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This, alcohol is degenerate

Just cause I have sex and smoke weed doesn’t mean I’m not a huge weeaboo you redditor

He's talking about real Mexishits, not filthy CHIs.

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Chicanos are not mexican, no one likes Chicanos.

>dude alcohol
>dude weed
>dude sex
Tried them multiple times and they were all shit. Not worth the time or the money.

I went through Catherine with some friends, we took swigs every time we made Vincent drink. The guy in charge of making the choices got trucked.

Yeah, I'll occasionally drink while playing video games

This should be common sense but I guess drunks have killed their brain cells. Its like telling fat people to moderate their eating.

>he pays for sex

>never finished a beer
>still drank some of it
>Jerks it to weeb pussy
>Still 22
WIZARDRY DENIED

>tfw refuse to drink a drop of alcohol ever
>normalfags see this as some kind of sin or insult towards them
What the fuck is wrong with their brains?

Damn I didn’t even know what a chicano was. You learn something new every day

Everyone does, one way or another.

almost all men pay for sex one way or another

Shit, nigga, have you met a woman?

>What the fuck is wrong with their brains?
They're normalfags, what ISN'T wrong with their brains

I plowed my wife last night while drunk and high and it was glorious. You are missing out bro.

>i become more of a fag when i use alcohol or drugs
sounds about right

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>go out drinking with normalfaggot """friends"""
>order just orange juice and say it's vodka and juice
>everyone now thinks I'm a hard lad who can hold his drink
>don't have to drink a thing

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I'll take things that never fucking happened for six hundred, Alex.

Better than binding your life to a fucking woman and having to pay anyway.

Why are only women allowed to enjoy the only good drinks Yea Forumsros

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Sometimes while high. I'm usually really bad, but the trade off is I'm WAY more attentive to the music, atmosphere, and tiny details of the game

t. incel virgin

Is that a fucking strawberry nigger fuck yes

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Just drink your girly drink user. If you don't want other blokes to laugh at you hit the gym and get fit. It takes a lot of courage to laugh at a brick shithouse who's drinking a daiquiri.

fuck what people think bro, drink whatever you like most. imagine if people got made fun of for smoking a strain that doesn’t burn your throat as much.

correct that to "most people in general"

But they're not, just don't be an insecure faggot when you place your order, go in as you would, read the list as you would and say with confidence "...and a strawberry daquiri, please, thanks."

i do it to soacialize. i'm too tense around normies until i drink a couple of beers.

A young mindset. I felt this way a decade ago, too. Watching it again recently was much more enjoyable. Give it a decade.

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>caring what other people think
cringe, i order my girly drinks and then carry on with whatever we were talking about.
>sorry, I just don't like beer
Wow!

Agree with all of this except I'm an alcoholic, it's just the bragging that's dumb

>get wasted on family dinner
>get back home and boot up dota 2
>completely forget that the internet at my parent's place is hot garbage
>force 4 people to put up with a drunk Slardar playing with ping in the 4 digits
Never playing vidya while drunk ever again, at least multiplayer vidya, I hate putting up with the "lmao i'm so high" retards and I don't want to make others put up with the same garbage

you gotta be shit to fit in with shit

NOOO EVERYONE IS HYPER SUCCESSFUL AND SOCIAL AND CONFIDENT IN THEMSELVES AND THEIR APPEARANCE
HOW CAN I VICTIMIZE MYSELF AS AN ETERNAL LOSER AND PITYPOST ABOUT IT IF EVERYONE HAS SIMILAR WORRIES TO MY OWN

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>Be /fit/.
>Be 7/10 on aesthetics. Always getting bitches.
>Start drinking Appletinis one night, bros were laughin'.
>Getting rip roarin' drunk on Appletinis.
>Have a good time with it.
>On occassion, will get plastered on frufru shit and no one bats an eye.
Just gotta be comfortable user. No one will think less of you if you command the room with an Appletini in your hand. You'll be more than an alpha; you'll be an omega.

>it's not me it's everyone that is wrong
lol cope

Only when I'm with my friends, drinking alone is fucking depressing I haven't drank in like 2 years, everyone's too busy to hang out

how hollow do you feel afterwards when you regain clarity?
you do hold yourself up to A standard when you aren't fucked up right?

J.D.?

Nah. I might have a few beers to grease the proceedings, but getting drunk isn't really something I do that often.

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That doesn't sound too far off and is also the reason I don't drink til total blackout anymore.

>defending mexico

Since 2016 where people got the idea this site is for puritan garbage.

I don't know what it is about me but whenever I order the "girl" drinks dudes just ask me if it tastes good and reckon if they should get one.

They probably think I'm some cocktail aficionado but really I just like sweet drinks.

Sort of. Girl I was dating at the time was watching Scrubs. We came to pick her up, she commented that my friend and I were JD and Turk. We laughed, watched the episode, he had Appletinis in it. Anyway, we were at a martini bar, everyone was drinking either beer or like, vodka/sprite, and I was like fuck it, lets try this Appletini shit. Shit was delicious, so I got smashed on them.

>in a stripclub with my friends one evening
>been drinking beer all night and couldnt stomach any more
>get a smirnoff ice since it's easy as fuck to drink
>stripper thot says "hahaha why've you got smirnoff ice that's a womans drink haha what are you a pussy haha"
>my friends join in making fun of me

why are normals so mean bros

>hating a country
LMAO
You kids are hilarious.

Nod really, Ergo Proxy was just as slow but the characters and setting were interesting
Unless LoGH only gets good like 20 episodes in

Why do you drink paint thinner, user?

user, this Is true for a lot of people, but also not true for everyone, don't project.

Usually when I get drunk I end up wanting to listen to music and sing poorly

Based and archangel pilled

I order girly drinks all the time. You should be comfortable with your sexuality user

>defending Israel

What has Israel ever done for you?

only ever got drunk one time. It was at my Bachelor party and we played Smash Bros. Melee. Still beat my friends at it when I could barely even stand upright.

Not hollow at all, feel pretty fulfilled desu. I would imagine if would feel hollow if it was a one night stand with some random sloot.

It gave me a passport so I could move to the US.

Sounds like a shit stripper tbqh, it's like a waitress where they should be after tips

>but I don’t miss getting progressively worse and angrier throughout the night in fightan
Y-yeah, that only happens to me with drink too. Yep.

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Take your meds schizo.

It's the perception user. People in the US, for the longest time, used to think hard cider was a bitch drink. Then it blew up and all the dudes were having some hard cider during the fall. I believe I remember reading that "fru fru" drinks are all the rage now; so it's why all the vodka, bourbon, tequilla, etc, makers are making fruity versions.

If the Heavy Weapons Guy can enjoy a nice peach bellini, so can you, user.

i'm the obvious virgin of the group so she was probably just ganging up with my other friends to bully me like normalfags do in order to gain social status with my friends

Everyone secretly wants to try all that shit we just have to pretend not to unless we have have an excuse like "we're just doing it ironically for a laugh haha"

Based and H20 pilled

>DKC 3 in two hours from start to first ending
god I can't stand faggots that make shit up

“probably tastes better than your stank ass pussy”
throw the banter right back at em boy, they only make fun of you if you can’t make fun back

every fucking day. its bad.

>tfw can't drink because it's like 700 empty calories to even get a buzz

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i'd get thrown out the club then beaten to death by the regulars of that stripclub that orbit the strippers

Most of the time, no. But every once in a while it can be fun to get wasted and beat eight-year olds in Mario Kart on a Sunday morning. One of the most fun gaming experiences I ever had was playing Devil May Cry 5 on easy with the live-action cutscenes while drinking like 2/3 of a bottle of straight bourbon and finishing the game in one sitting.

This is the guy who calls everyone a schizo that disagrees with him in Fire Emblem threads.

>Yes this clearly sounds real and not at all made up in order to gain fake sympathy
Just kill yourself

>dude go outside and make friends
>go outside and make friends
>they're all drinking weed smoking degenerates who can't do fucking anything without being DUDE I'M HIGH or DUDE LET'S GO DRINK LMAO
fuck normalfaggots

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lmfao what the fuck, this is an anonymous image board. why would i come here to beg for sympathy of all places

As a Mexican I agree, we beaners are kinda cool

No one’s going to do shit when you make fun of a stripper who’s making fun of you. The stripper should be all over your dick begging for tips. If they tried to whiteknight a goddamn stripper I’d call them all fags and walk out.

>all this discussions about girly/non girly drinks
God it's so much easier if you just stick to the local beer and don't touch the gay ass fancy drinks.

The Game

>continues displaying his paranoia
FE is shit, get checked fag.

>No one’s going to do shit when you make fun of a stripper who’s making fun of you.

you obviously aren't acquainted with this particular stripclub

that nigger with the two water bottles looks like a complete bro

The very thought of there being stripper beta orbiters makes me cringe. It’s like twitch donation kiddies except these are grown ass men who act like they’re tough shit.

Whenever I get plastered on my own I tend to realise pretty quickly I can't play games drunk and end up spending my time shitposting here instead.

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shut the fuck up malding boomer

>WAAAAH DRINKING BAD STOP DOING THINGS THAT BOTHER MY AUTISM BUT HAS NO EFFECT ON ME
>WAAAH DRINKING BAD AND STINKY, NOT LIKE ME I SHOWER EVERY 2 WEEKS
actually kill yourself next time you consider it. crying about other people drinking is ultimate autism/s o y. unless you’re a muslim. nah, actually kill yourself for that too.

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I do the same
But being drunk with your friends is the best feeling in the world

No you check this, redditor

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Nice fail.

I’m sorry that your friends insist on going to a shitty stripjoint, you should get better friends. I’ll be your friend user

>WAAAAH BLACK CUBE BAD STOP PRAYING AT THINGS THAT BOTHER MY AUTISM BUT HAS NO EFFECT ON ME

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Why would a modern building be whats outside reality? What if a caveman had noclipped long before all that stuff was invented?

you’re the fail, redditor

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The more I see this posted the more I sympathize with the skinny fucks
>author considers hanging out with chad, hood nigger, and a couple of thots a good time
>actually thinking the dog piss you drink makes you unique
>whole thing is a reductio ad absurdum strawman over a crummy pail of water

I just take acid and do really good at whatever game I'm playing while I am floating away from myself

how do I find straight edge vidya friends

modern drinking is retarded, like those dumb faggots that buy four locos. but beer is unironically the most influential creation of mankind and has shaped the world to what it is today.

The only people that get drunk alone and play video games are sad fags though.

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FUCK. well time to an hero

Kys muzzie

I usually end up giggling and falling from my chair after the 5th time accidentally missing buttons, getting killed and writing bullshit in chat. Also I learned playing any fast paced games with lots of camera movement like warframe while being severely drunk ends up with puking on the toilet.

Maybe it's like the warp and it's formed from the subconscious of our everyday corporate drudgery lives

make sure to stream it

i wouldnt go that far but i will say that some posts here attempting to tackle the matter like its actually their problem to handle is pretty cringe
dont kill yourselves, autists. just stay in the glass house and feel safe

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cope and btfo I can't even believe how buttshattered you are rn, actually shocked

Here's how to make normalfags seethe: Whenever they say stupid normalfag stuff or give you shit about something inane, look at them like they're not making any sense. Quirk your brow, smile nervously, and then say in an unsure tone, "okay then."
There is nothing normalfags hate more than feeling like they're embarrassing themselves.

>I'll take things that never happened for 400 please!

all i typed was kys, you’re the one that got buttblasted cause you got called a muzzie

I only drink water

tldr

as an alcoholic drinking sucks overall. I am making great strides though, mostly cuz i went broke from drinking........

>tfw all my friends are straight edge
It sucks being the only one drunk

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tldr

delete this, m*les aren't meant to know about this technique

fuck off bomb-nigger
nah, encourage suicide. too many annoying fucking cunts living in comfort these days

good
I hope your shame makes you stop your shitty habit

every weekend. only melee though. I'm better when i had a few lager in me but after about 3-4l i just get worse and worse.

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t. triggered towelhead

it won't

>2019
>not being a waterchad

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based, you best be drinking it out of insulated bottles with half of it filled with ice

This whole pail thing has turned into a real rabbit hole around here.

cringe

Being a passive-agressive faggot would annoy anyone.

straight alcohol is for faggots
ciderchads report in

People who say drinking is bad are the same as the people who only eat sweets and meats and hate stories with sad endings.
Pleasure obsessed fuck.

This. Normalfaggots are fucking disgusting

A fat guy was mad enough to make this image.

Literally me. Based

nice specific cope loser

Not all alcohol is gross, whiskey tastes great, imo.

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>Saying that complete and utter disdain for something because "ewwww gross XD" is childish is now "cope".
Enjoy you Snickers, Johnny.

>projecting this much
who hurt you alcoholic?

DUDE WEED LMAO
BRO ALCOHOL LOL
MAN LSD ROFL

I don't mind little drink here or there, but GOD, people that are like "oh my god i got smashed so much on friday i barely remember anythingxD" are so fucking annoying. And they tell that shit to everybody.

>I ruined my life with drugs and alcohol
explains why you're here

The Muslim in this thread sure got butthurt that people made fun of him.

Beer taste like literal piss.
Other liquors are ok in my book.

>not against drinking but just don't care for the taste of it
If I drink I'll just do a shot. Better than having to finish a tall glass of bitter tonic mixture or beer that I don't care for.

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Because that's how the creators built it.
The whole creepy pasta is written around the idea that our reality is just a fake reality like in a video game.

I don't even play games anymore except to troll. I play CS GO competitive without a mic all day and only do it to spam my racist chat binds and piss nerds off. I'll tk as much as I'm allowed but usually hitting someone once or twice intentionally is enough to rile them up

you're going to live long enough to see resource shortages, widespread famine, and probably get drafted into the resulting wars.
Better start smoking and drinking now.

>want to try drinking
>19 year old in the states
>don't have a social life or friends to try it with

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don’t

>user reveals the technique that keeps him friendless.

>477466008
>malding
haha faggot

Yup, dropped from dmg to gn4 in csgo and from gm to diamond in overwatch due to exclusively pmaying deunk last year

First, beer, wine and champagne taste good of course not all brands, but still I don't know what shit underaged taste buds you have.
Second, I am 100% sure you don't get invited to any party EVER. If you go to a party to stay sober in the corner while everyone else is having fun, while you are obviously not because you're a straight edge party pooper who can't into enjoying himself you will make everyone feel bad for your shitty existence and they will not invite you next time.
You're gonna remain an incel.

Ask your parents. Nothing sucks harder than going out with friends and not knowing what your tastes are.

Based enlightened user.

based asceticposter

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Stop samefagging retard, as if some sand nigger is going to be on Yea Forums

>Drinking is gross
No
>Bragging about drinking is retarded
Yes

see projecting brainlet
people used to talk like you do about smoking, fucking cringe trying to "look cool" by doing something you saw someone else do

Or he's going to see fusion power and AI and gene therapy dab on all those

I can guarantee that none of the beta waterbois in this thread have never EVER tasted a good whisky in their lives. No, Jack Daniels isn't good whisky, it isn't even whisky at all.

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buyer's remorse cope

I’m only the one that called him a towelhead. You like towelheads user?

>Do you play vidya while drunk?

Yes. I once played through Metal Gear Rising Revengeance while hammered in a stream for a bunch of Yea Forumsirgins, singing all the songs. I deleted the video when I sobered up, but I kind of regret it now.

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>but muh more expensive whiskey than yours
Cringe.

I hated whiskey BECAUSE of JD's. Fuck that, your word better be true with this or I will hate it forever

I would’ve sang along bro
TIME
TO
LEAVE
THEM
ALL
BEHIIIIIIND

people dont drink JD to admire the flavor, they drink it to get drunk and get a bad handjob in the bathroom from the girl who hung out in your friend group back in highschool.

Based

Not at all. Except when DMC5 came and I was legitimately excited for a game like I was in my teenage years. So I ordered a family size pizza, a coke 0 and 2 bottles of rum. By the time I finished the game, I had eaten/drunk everything I bought and I was seriously hammered by that point.

Tweeted that shit to Itsuno and he liked it.

I like video games again. Been playing a bunch of shit this year despite adult life. Pretty good at balancing my life nowadays.

I think you like them living in your head rent free

my nigger

Five.

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Omega is bad, man. It is the lowest letter. being an omega is the equivalent of being born a kobold, except there are no other kobolds in existence so it is just you being the most pathetic thing to ever exist.

Is this trolling? I know alcohol destroys your brain, but DAMN you are stupid if you're being serious.

>you can't drink alcohol because you enjoy the taste
>you can't drink in moderation
>ONE glass of booze gets you shitfaced
Fucking retarded incels
In fact it's good that you guys remove yourselves from the genepool, fucking rot in piss and shit in your basement retards

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>be 30
>have wife who is 26
>drink beer or wine while we play pokemon/MTG/some tabletop game or co op video games
>hope to God 1 of our 2 kids dont start simultaneously crying for no damn reason when its bed time

I love my kids but god damn save your sanity don't have them

My old roomate claims I went on a tear through tf2 blind drunk one night preaching the good book at my team as I racked up a 36 killstreak off assists. I dont believe him is the people who added me the next day telling me I reached 15+ every life we were playing together but none of them said 30+

Sounds shit but then it would also be shit being like 40-50 with no kids

small time

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>can't have fun unless under the influence of something
It's a curse.

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It’s a part of the collective consciousness thar started to take shape in the mid 20th century.

College dorms at tiny universities are your friend

Shit i miss being a degenerate alcohol weed smoking pill popping junkie.

Me and a buddy went 3-2 in smash ultimate doubles at a big competition while taking a shot before each game lmao, I normally play Ken or Ridley but was too drunk to and resorted to Ganondorf

When I was 20 I asked an Anakin cosplayer at a con to buy me some apple orchard reds and him and his Padme gf hooked us up.

pussy. low test

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>supreme being of light and knowledge

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Most nerds are unhealthily skinny not unhealthily fat

ok, and?

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anything as a personality is annoying as fuck
>weed
>memes
>vidya
>anime
>alcohol
>cars
>literally anything

>randomly not making any sense
oookay then.

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>not using both according to mood

ok. still low test pusswah. idk what else to say brah

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whats the difference user. both are still low test perma virgins. does that make sense?

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some games become more enjoyable when you're drunk

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I ask myself that almost everiday.

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I know it's not fair to judge people for their taste in liquor.

But you're still all a bunch of sweet tooth pussies.

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BASED BASED BASED

Is Yea Forums full of people that have never left their house? How the fuck do you get to age 18 without drinking once. This is why no one here has sex.

>no comfy night drinkan (usually some tropical juice and tequila) with your gamer wife and fucking around playing smash bros. and monster hunter together
truly, I pity all of you.

I don't really drink so no. I always feel like shit in the morning, even after a single beer so I don't drink much.

jokes on you I used to ask my dad to buy me drinks when I was underage
All I had to do was give him cash

No it's annoying if living failures are into something
If someone was really into nature or whatever they would have to get out of the house and learn to be into that and so it would be cute
Or you listed cars, as long as the cars are expensive it's cool but if it's some McDonalds worker spending what little he gets on loud exhausts and spoilers it becomes cringe
It usually isn't cool to be into media like vidya or anime but if you're productive enough to make amazing content for it that gets you noticed and hired in that industry it stops becoming cringe

>tfw bored of everything in life
>starting to get bored of drinking
>can only have like 2 drinks and bored of it

That's how we know it sucks baka

>all the addictioncucks triggered by your post
Based longevityanon. Fuck smokers too.

Can someone translate what this dunmer is saying?

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All these buttblasted pussies who just started drinking lmaooo. The funniest are niggers that think beers have drastically different tastes and quality especially worthy of having a million different brands. But no mate, the hipster beer from my country is totally patrician and you fg uckers drink straight piss. Lmaooo beer hipster snobs are absolutely pathetic.

See

Literally saving for gene therapy or Alcor if that doesn't arrive fast enough ngl

longevity is ultimately based on genetics
I come from a family that has a lot of people die past 90 and some of them drink beer like water and smoke like chimmneys and still live past 90
Still it's good to take care of yourself

Wine is the gift of the gods you frogposting piece of shit.

"Okay. You're post still exhibits low testosterone, coward. I don't know how else to reply to your post."

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Try something that isn't bud light or Cabernet Sauvignon for once in your life

*You're

Only having sex when drunk is possibly the most beta thing ever. Might be a reason why you guys are so fearful of getting me too'd. The chick that have to be wasted to drop the panties are the ones that do that the most.

Fake and homossexual, I hate fags who insist they become some sort of 400IQ genius while drunk when in reality you just look like a pathetic vomiting mess.

She probably made bank off of incel user’s friends while he ran away and jerked off in a corner crying

Okay.

>have wonderful, alcohol free sex
>still get metoo'ed because bitch had buyers remorse
No man is safe from this shit, not even Chad

If you're fucking slitty goofy drink bitches, your chances increase x10. There are other multipliers too like being ugly or a bad lay.

It doesn't bother me when I have friends who don't drink but it does bother me when somebody acts high and mighty for not drinking. I had a friend who did this simply because the first time he ever drank, he got shitfaced on tequila and had a bad time but eventually he grew the hell up and learned how to not drink like a total retard.

>ugly or a bad lay.
Nothing wrong with eugenics

The illusion of this universe is only half a century old

I go to bars to drink beer on tap
I could care less for some drunk wench

The WR for DKC3 is around 45 minutes and even pretty hardcore speedrunners have times in the 1-2 hours range with years worth of practice. Unless you're going to post proof I'm calling bullshit on this story.

Y'all fuckin' lightwaits

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>could care less

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DUDE HUUUUGE HIT LMAO

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I want to see how he is 10 minutes later.

>going to bars
>not drinking at home

Fake or he died from alcohol poisoning.

That's because non-drinkings come off like incels.

"I've actually never drank before. I don't know what it's like" vs "Pfft pathetic drinkers how dare you consume the liquid depressant! I am far superior"

"I struggle to find a girlfriend. I follow advice but it doesn't help." vs "FUCKING CHADS GO DIE REEEE women are all the same, they only go for assholes, those fucking bitches. they should go for nice guys like me!"

I’m going to judge you for being a Filthy Frank fag you absolute cringelord

I'll usually drink a quart of vodka or a 15 pack of beer anytime I'm not wage slaving. I don't even love drinking that much but I need to feel like I'm doing something different on my nights off to not be so miserable, and my social life is pretty well dead now.

Shit tier
>drinking and playing fighting or racing games.

Mid tier
>Drinking and playing shooters

High tier
>Drinking and playing RTS games

God tier
>Drinking and playing tycoon games to see what terrible shit you came up with the next morning

Everything you can't do or haven't got is fake huh?

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Nice

>Being proud of drinking that much

I had a friend who was proud he drank a pint of black vodka, he died that night.

Captain Morgan is so fucking shit

KING OF THE GODS TIER
>Playing ranked in DOTA 2 while drunk

>drinking and playing a game you haven't played in years

He's not drinking it to enjoy it.
That's why he has an OJ on standby

based, look at all those triggered damaged livers

I drink and rub on girls asses at concerts with their bfs there and I'm with my gf. Never got called or punched

Yeah its pretty fun

Yeah I saw the webm
pretty fucking pathetic way to get attention

Sorry senpai, but you can't die from a single pint of pure alcohol.
Either that shit's poison or he drank more than that

If that bottle is the 1.75L of normal 35% captain morgan, he just took in over half a litre of pure alcohol.

Any meadchads here?

I can't enjoy it unless I'm drinking, but that goes for everything in my self made nightmare of a life

I'll be lucky to find mead at all here
It's a underrated drink

Any kind of alcohol robs the liver of fat. This weakens the
liver and causes it to become lethargic. Eating 2 raw eggs within 10
hours of consuming raw wine restores fat to the deprived liver. Most
often it is healthier to eat raw unripe pineapple, raw lemons, or raw
oranges to dissolve hardened fat rather than to drink alcohol. Raw
natural alcohol in slightly fermented raw fruit facilitates the making of
internal natural body soaps to cleanse the body of internal toxins. All
hard liquors - bourbon, whiskey, cognac, etc. – and wine are damaging
to glands, brain and nervous system.

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Of course. It’s comfy as fuck.

literally me except i drink wine but just like 2 or 3 cups a month
i love wine

Mead is basically beer for pussies and women who think beer tastes bad.
The least chad thing ever created that doesn't go in your ass.

Underage detected

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Fag, i bet you drink IPA.

But m-muh badass vikings can't possibly be lightweight pussies

pussy underage faggot

What is the best beer and why is it stout?

this nigga knows. playing video games drunk made me understand what is meant with "alcohol reduces reaction time"

holy based

Last time i got drunk I decided to play Wipeout Omega in first person mode

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Is drinking like the equilvant of 4 standard drinks safe once every 2 weeks?, like 2 shots of rum.

You're a disappointment to your ancestors, user.

depends on the weight and time. A pint of 100 proof downed in five minutes could kill an underage lightweight. Most adults would can handle a full fifth if spread out over a few hours, but most would pass out.

professional drunk here giving input

did not read the thread except for that stupid frogposter at the beginning.

people drink for three reasons.
1. people drink for the sake of drinking (frogposter) young people do this to show their maturity or people do this in company. pretty irrational but people do EVERYTHING like this. people do what others do so we feel like we fit in.
2. To get drunk. Very simple. When you are drunk your feelings pretty much just get amplified. So when you are sad you may feel that getting drunk helps. It may, if you get distracted with some enjoyable entertainment. On the other hand your sadness or anger may take over and this may be very dangerous and unhealthy. So drinking isn't cure but a reason why people may drink alone. Getting drunk in fun company usually amplifies the feeling. Of course depending on person, their body and mentality, there can be downsides.
3. Taste. Good alcohol drinks taste great.

People get a bad hangover when they have not yet understood the limits of their body. When you know how much you can drink you will never need to get on your knees and hurl on the toilet. There are variables like our bodymass and how nourished we are but generally we should be able to feel when enough is enough. Of course people may ignore this and get fucking nailed anyway, when they know what is coming.

for me when drinking i can get even some happiness from small things, like shitposting in boards or watching entertainment. again i know alcohol is not a cure but it certainly isn't reason for my problems.

I've drank every night for 6 years and I don't get laid

Guys are supposesd to be in control even when drinking, hence why beer generally tastes like shit and has a lower alcohol count than girl drinks. It's supposed to get you low level drunk, enough to let loose and get a bit of courage to be your true self but not to where you have no idea who or where you are. Now look at girl drinks. Shit is nothing but hard liquor that could kill a horse and mixed with fruit. A good lady drink you can't even taste the alcohol and that's the point. You want the lady to get fucking wasted so you can hit on her and fuck her. You want her to be so fucked up she needs help getting home. By the time she sobers up she'll think you're so handsome and nice for helping a drunk lady home and not takinf advantage of her, in which she will then let you take advantage of her.

inadvertently fucking based

looked like a small bottle. 0.5L or something.

but yeah, 1L in one go can easily kill you (if you drink it in one go, over an hour its no big problem)

there are many stories like that:
breitbart.com/politics/2017/03/04/video-man-drinks-entire-bottle-tequila-win-bet-dies-minutes-later/

Feels good man
youtu.be/lzdjXkz5B3c

it's "only" 9 shots in that bottle. He will probably pass out and feel like absolute shit, unless he drinks more then yea maybe.

Had a friend who was 15-years-old that chugged the equivalent of 22 shots and he still lived, after being flown to the hospital.

t. never had a night drinking with friends because he has no friends

>regular masturbation
8 times a day is pretty regular, right?

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Sola dosis facit venenum

>he doesnt slam 2 beers and a 2 shots of whiskey before goin to his wage cage

No I'm straight edge

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user, being under the influence while on the job is irresponsible

>tfw virginal penis
I drink too much tho, so I'll probably just be a major spirit

he couldn't drink water or something? it's not about drinking, it's about socializing.

What kind of faggot friends would ever consider a screwdriver "hard"?

He is socializing r-tard

>I have no idea why I'm a kissless virgin!

Alcohol is an acquired taste like a lot of bitter things. I agree with you on some things though. I've tried a ton of different kinds of vodka and sake over the years and it all tastes like shit. I'm partially convinced people are memeing when they say they like drinking those. I like a lot of different beers and gin though.

Don’t get addicted

go to a strip club, you need a drink before you can get a private dance and then you get to play with their tits and tight tummies while they grind on your dick
at least in Canada you get to touch them wherever you want, not sure about elsewhere

The type who judge a person's worth on their willingness to pour poison down his gullet.

I'm a kissless virgin but at least I'm not this autistic I guess. Just uggo, but I think that's more fixable than being a manchild.

Is there any more drinks like Guinness? That's the drink I like most, can't stand piss like Bud Light and I don't drink enough to have a tolerance to the burning sensation of hard liqueur.

Anyone that has a mobile gaming device and doens't have headphone is a fucking faggot.
No one wants to hear your fucking bing bing wahoos or phone taps you tremendous fucking faggot

post pics I'll tell you how to improve, you're prob not as ugly as you think

Nah it's pretty bad. I don't have any deformities or scars but I look like evaxephon with an incel chin.

If I had to consume either cannabis or alcohol exclusively for the rest of my life, I would choose cannabis. Alcohol, I have to say, is a shit experience, and bites you in the ass.

ITT: People so insecure that drinking something different to them makes them project to insane levels.

Guinness is actually fairly bland, especially for a darker beer. Regardless, you should check out wheat beers if you haven't already, it's a world of fantastic smooth stuff.

>"haha look guys what a chad i am, i can down a whole bottle of hard liquor"
5 min later
>"haha look guys i'm still standing this doesn't do nothing to me you're all pussies"
20 min later
>lies comatose on the floor in his own puke

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Shit mix. Weed on its own is the only way.

That's a fucking tiny ass bottle of whiskey, I used to drink bottles of those while browsing bestgore

>post pics of yourself on this anonymous video game board
What could possibly go wrong?

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Life was rough with Serenity decommissioned

I drink beer or wine every night while playing vidya, I become worse at them, but they are more fun when drunk, and there's absolutely nothing joyless, autistic straightedge Yea Forums can do about it.

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Learned this lesson the hard way. As someone who has trouble getting drunk because the alcohol gives me heartburn and I want to stop, I finally found something I could drink and not get heartburn, and then ended up fucked in about 2 hours after I downed half a bottle in 10 minutes.

I could judge you on what beer you drink

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only with friends and only when playing games like dark souls or something like that
its fucking fun waking up the next morning and checking what mess you are in
>middle of anor londo with an ugly as fuck character with nothing but near 99 resistance to our name
how the fuck did we manage this anyway

Thats the only way to play DotA.

Ever noticed how when Millenials drink, they have to declare to everyone around them how they are so totally super drunk

Good taste, my man.

>be lonely NEET
>can't make it to noon without having a couple screwdrivers just to keep the panic and depression away

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that's not fucking special
>beer tastes shit now we're all raised on sugar unlike our dads and grandparents
>if you were born prior to 1990 onwards you have no excuse if you smoke, it has been taboo as fuck since the start of the 90's
>drugs require balls to acquire which manlet faggots born pre 2000 definitely won't be able to do unless they have friends which they also won't have
>permavirgin makes sense since you're posting on this fucking board

>the second girl is absolutely disgusted

Cringe

depression isn't real sweetie, you're just a weak faggot too scared to improve his life

Fuck you

>Wanting to improve your life
>So you can be the king of the cock roaches in clown world

Its all so tiresome.

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>Learned this lesson the hard way.
You're not alone. Pretty much standard procedure for 14-16 year olds where I live. I was no exception.

I bet you stay in and watch Twitch all weekend

>tfw inhaling the herbal jew while enjoying a bottle of wine every night

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that's some nice cope you got there friendo, no wonder you don't even bother trying, you have a loser's attitude from the get-go
enjoy your wasted life of mediocrity

>used to only drink when playing stalker for the feel
>drinking catched on other distopian or apocalyptic games
>reached a point where I only enjoy games anymore when drunk
>had at least a good time doing so

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i agree

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We all have a wasted life user, none of this matters.

I don't like anything carbonated because it's like a burp in my mouth
I don't like vodka and stuff because it is nasty chemical
Why can't drunk drink be like tasty apple juice or something

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she's probably friends with the house owner and is picturing herself cleaning the puke from mr douchebag after he finishes his stunt

>I don't like drinking
>Fucking kill yourself incel wizard faggots no wonder you're gonna die at 25 loveless and alone I bet you're gonna shoot up a fucking school if you aren't put down soon

Man, anonymity really does make people act weird. Coming from a family of huge alcoholics, everyone just tells me "Good job" when I say I don't drink.

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Yes, every weekend. Always few games of dota 2 co-op bots (i have 6k hours in it and could shit on the bots in my sleep but its oddly comfy when drunk) followed by few hours of l4d2 co-op campaigns

>humanity is on its last legs
>the human kind has maybe 100 years left on this planet
>decide to spend your last days being a straightedge fag who complains about video games and video game politics 24/7

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They hated him because he told the truth.

kek

Have sex

>I like a drink now and then
>FUCKING DEGENERATE NO WONDER THE WHITE RACE IS GOING TO SHIT WHILE YOU WALLOW IN THIS GOYIM CLOWN WORLD YOU FELL FOR THE MEME ENJOY WASTING YOUR SACRED SOULD YOU PEOPLE SHOULD BE HANGED
yes, it's really fucking weird fren.
it's just broken people being broken let them be

The first time I tried on some shmup on steam to see if it aided creative problem solving. It actually did help me get through a part I was having problems with since I was in a more risk taking mood. It didn't take long though before the room started spinning and it was time to stop.

what a retarded faggot. they tell you good job to stave off the inevitable - you going on a rampage

cringe post, but really interesting picture. Sounds like an SCP.

this.

drink vodka with orange juice, my fag.
Tastes like orange juice and get's you drunk pretty fast.

>tfw I like rum and cokes and that's about it.
I just wish I knew the best rum for rum and cokes.

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>Tell coworkers I don't want to drink
>They all act like I offended their families and start acting passive-agressive towards me
Why are normalfags like this?

Based woman drink

The main difference here is that there's isnt much stoppping you from reaching most of those positions besides yourself, even being a top professional would net you a pretty good life with a lot of money but then you'd have to stop being a self-centered and self-gratifying manchild and pretty much live and breath your craft.
Also thinking you're entitled to wealth and success is 99% of the basis this "clown world" rhetoric comes from.

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Last time I got drunk I accidentally fucked my friends gayboy roomate who ended up stalking me the next few weeks because apparently I told him I love him

It was Shatter, not a shmup.

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Based

Yes infact my country is obligated to provide me with a job that affords a livable wage. Having to work 3 jobs just to get by is nonsense.

I unironcally have better aim and faster target switching when being slightly drunk. Now I always down 2 beers when playing at the evening.

Do you not like drinking, or do you not like seeing what an alcoholic is like

there's a difference, I'm getting a huge pang of regret that I didn't do drugs growing up because I thought I would end up being like my family

I did weed and...I'm me, nothing has changed, and now I'm wondering what else I've missed, I don't do it often and I really don't care, but all these years of demonizing weed and alcohol has caught up and I'm getting in a mental funk over it when I really shouldn't.

If you don't like the taste or being drunk that's acceptable, but if you're doing it out of fear of not being stronger than your family you'll have a big perceptive shift if you ever do and wonder what else you've been lied to about

>my country is obligated to provide me with a job
lol no

they probably took it as you just not wanting to hang out with them

>it's another "meritocracy is a valid philosophy" boomer shit
don't you have a rusted mustang to push in craiglist or something?

You cannot refute this

>weeb
>pure
No wizard status for you.

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Beer's delicious though

>love the taste of good beers
>love trying new brews
>live in a city with like a dozen or more breweries and tons more throughout the state
>but can't drink more than one beer without getting extremely bloated
It's a complex kind of feel.

No one cares about your opinions straight-edgefag

Those are rookie numbers, son.

Kraken imo. Not super expensive but it's not bottom shelf stuff, so it's kind of a splurge for me when I pick some up.

Generally I think dark spiced rums are great.

Yeah we've gone beyond the pail.

I knew you were behind this, bog
But can you stop this 8?

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Hrm, I was told to stay away from dark rums for rum and coke, but I have no idea. I've mostly used Sailor Jerry's which is OK but a kind of cheap rum.

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what's wrong user-kun?
are you feeling a little... blackpilled?

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Well pretty much nothing to be honest
Unless you're some retarded para who thinks some user is actually going to bother doing something with it

Popular opinion is to use light rums for all mixed drinks, and I'm sure there's something to it but I just like the taste of dark rums mixed with a little coke. Probably frowned upon bc you're supposed to just drink dark rums on the rocks, which is good too, but sometimes I want something a little sweeter.

Everyone in a family or most groups of friends is wearing a mask, that's why this place is good because anonymity takes it off
oNlY wiTH the MasK oN arE we oUr trUE seLves

I played red dead online poker while smashed on whiskey many times

Well i'll give it a go, i'm always on the lookout to try new things thanks user

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I only get 1st place on SW: BFII when I am drunk. I then wake up, remember getting first multiple times and play. I can't even get in the top 5 sober.

I do this every weekend now.

>tfw almost 30
>tfw drink a six pack every other night
>tfw i dont smoke cigarettes either because its a waste of money
>tfw fuck with some drugs but not heavy, just smoke a bunch of weed and sometimes other stuff
>tfw lost my virginity in middle school and have been slaying pussy ever since despite being a total weirdo
see you in hell, you degenerate lolicon faggot

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lol imagine if janny stickied this thread
that just gave me a chuckle for some reason and I wanted to share so you might have a chuckle too

I get drunk and join randoms in MHW then get fucked up by easily avoidable shit and triple cart, AMA

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Gods work fuck worldniggers

>Blocks your path

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Stoners were always annoying cunts, but this is just redditors who haven't grasped they're anonymous yet posturing.

JD is a Bourbon (and a bad one at that) according to law, for something to be Whisky it has to be made in Scotland or Ireland.

Scotch is a completely different taste to JD, sweeter and more mellow. Or peated and smoky and earthy. Depends on the scotch and the barrels it was in.

If Bourbon is your thing, Buffalo Trace is a good mid-range Bourbon that I personally enjoy.

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As someone who has done all kinds of drugs, been all kinds of wasted, spent nearly 10 years as a smoker, you're actually not really missing out on much. I've since quit all these things and the discipline and clarity is far more rewarding, doubly so as everyone around me poisons themselves with this shit (+ garbage diets) and wastes their money.

Stay pure user.

>Glenfiddich better than Ardbeg
Literally fucking neck yourself. Jesus fucking Christ.

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t. Ardberg shill dept.

Islays or nothing you limp wristed fagboi

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No

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At least we can all agree, any mid-range scotch is better than an expensive Bourbon or whatever the fuck Japan claims is "Whisky"

>all the neets on here sperging out at the mention of alcohol

Holy shit my my sides

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I take a drink before bed cause it makes me feel warm and cozy.

Fags, all of you

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Some Bourbons are okay if you like that sort of thing.
Some Jap whisky is ok too, but only if you pay out the asshole for it, so the value proposition isn't worth it.

I used to get drunk and high and play, I've since cut way back, like to less than one beer a night, and smoking only on weekends if at all, and now I wonder why I ever drank regularly to begin with. but i also game less, too

c-can i join too sempie?

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At least nobody posted fucking Johnnie Walker.

>Imagine the smell

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BASED

>54.8%

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What the fuck is wrong with britbongs

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My alcoholic brother-in-law unironically secret drinks this and thinks nobody knows.

>Dr Doom Foot Dive loops are easy as fuck you can do them flawlessly while being drunk as fuck
Friends never wanted to play UmvC3 with me after that party

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Put him out of his misery user. Be a good brother-in-law.

>tfw 20 year old who use to do heroin but now does NA lmao.
i use to smoke meth and play tony hawk but now i just vape and play wow classic

Cognac is the only alcohol i can drink without wanting to spit it out

that's what my hit rate drops to after a bit

This is something the local tramp drinks and pisses against the wall of a weatherspoons he's not allowed into. No one in their right mind would defile their insides with that.

How much of a fucking state do you have to be in to be knocked back from a Wetherspoons?

Is it even made in Scotland? Thought they were very pissy about calling something whisky if it wasn't made there