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it looks like the map in breath of the wild. like they're about to place a landmark or something

i wish i could do that (or even read a book) when i travel, but for some reason doing things like that always gives me cold sweat and nausea. all i can do to pass time is sleep really.

How are you supposed to play when the plane turns?

>beta asian and fat lards that wont shower own those things
what a nice group of people

>he flies economy
Poor people should just die

>both joycons are blue
NANI?

>plane breaks for pedestrian
>switch flies to the cockpit, hitting the pilot in the head
>the embarrassment that switch owner will feel when he's told to please step off the plane

Absolutely fucking embarassing.

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NOOOOO MY NINTENDO

Where's my honey mustard?

It would be many times more comfortable to put it down with the little stand leg and play with joycons detached.

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You can fully customize colors in Japan: store.nintendo.co.jp/customize.html

There was briefly a set of blues sold, but for whatever reason, they've been phased out in favor of Left Red/Right Blue and Both Yellow sets.

What a chad

>wanting to get rid of the majority of the workforce
>wanting to get rid of the primary revenue source (proles mass consuming)
Hope you're ready to replace them as the bottom of the social strata

>Shitty haircut
>Oversized shirt
>Chubby
>Shorted than the woman beside him
>Playing with toys for toddlers in public

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You mean chang

>Left Red/Right Blue
That compliments the Right Red/Left Blue you get with the console.
Even in the west you can buy that set and make all blue/all red.

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>plane turns
>switch slides out of window

>plane enters tunnel
>light from switch too meager for the man to even see his joycons

This is why you buy the offical overhead lamp extension from Nintendo™, only $59.99!

what did I just watch

>Stops right as they're about to fuck
FFS

There's another gif. Someone posted this last night. Didn't save it.

That asian kid is autistic leave him alone

i'd rather take out my switch and create an instant veil of silence than having to talk to my american seat neighbor about trump or The Office for two hours

>taking pictures of random people like a serial killer
Yikes get this person on a list before they start abducting and eating people

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holy shit

>>plane enters tunnel

ok, I admit. I laughed.

If he was playing a phone game you wouldn't have thought to take a picture

Baby want milkies instead. GIVE ME MILKIES WAHHH WAHHH WAHHH WAHHH

How else do they cross ocean?

Dilate, tranny.

Fuckinf die already tripfag janny

i'm gonna need the source

>playing my anime gacha phone game with big titties out in public is supposedly less cringe than playing Zelda on my Switch in public

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That was me. I posted only 3 of them. But the webm I posted in this thread is all 6 stitched together and compressed/optimized. That's all the artist has uploaded for now.

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i bought that labo set on a sale last week. i'm gonna build that bird and blaster shit next weekend and no one can stop me

This thread is alarmingly racists. East Asians are honorary Aryans you fucking niggers.

Who are you kidding, Ahmed? The TSA would hear maybe two seconds of your ESL garbled tongue and ban you from boarding the plane in the first place.

I'm going to allow another man to fuck my wife and no one can stop me

Dramamine might help with the nausea, it might also just put you to sleep as well though

Ok Mr Shecklestein

>East Asians are honorary Aryans
Finally someone gets it!

>honorary Aryans
>When Asians are MUCH smarter than nordcucks
How delusional can you be?

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Welcome to society

>plane turns
>switch jump out of the greasy nintendie's hands and fall from the plane's window

lmao 300$ down the drain you nintentoddler

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This is long as fuck holy shit

image searching only fines one other thread this was in and the continuation wasn't in it

why do you people take pictures of random people on public transport

Meanwhile on my smartphone

Happened to me.

Sauce?

Forgot the name of the girl that's sucking off Simon, but whatever her name is, she a cutie.

I hope the lite will look a bit less stupid

Gotta be Simon or Theodore

Well, I assume the other man could if he so wished.

>"Haha! L-look at him Yea Forumsros! He has the confidence to do that which I could never for fear of what others might think of me!....
>"Yea Forumsros? p-please laugh with me so I can feel confident... y-you're my people... right?

i always found it weird that they're supposed to pair up with their own genderswapped versions

Wrong image

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I unironically did that last night.
I was tell him shit like
“Hold her hand that’s romantic”
Even when I’m literally fucking another man’s wife I’m still saying stupid prema-virgin shit.

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I legitimately though that was a woman at first

>S-stop making fun of people using the s-switch in public!!!

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I am travelling today, doing this and none of you can stop me.

Who are you quoting?

>wojak poster
checks out

>not booking a seat in the very last row
foolish

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>Anyone who doesn't criticize people for doing what they want instead about worrying what others think should is a ONIONS! Not a REAL manly man like me!

>maria

EX DE

This make my big penis the colossal penis.

Where's the next part

WOOP WOOP
TERRAIN
PULL UP
WOOP WOOP
TERRAIN
PULL UP
WOOP WOOP

looks like hes having fun

Who are you quoting?

It costs 2x as much for a $10 meal, extra leg room, a glass of $3 wine, and comfier chairs

Americans waste money in the dumbest shit

(you)

based

Where did you learn to fly?

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>plane does a barrel roll to avoid the tollbooth
>Switch goes flying out of his hand due to the decreased gravity

How do you even avoid this?

No, you will.

IIRC that thread was off-topic or it turned into everyone arguing so it most likely got deleted.

are ya winnin son?

MFS
You?

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That's all there is for now

>Spend extra so I can get off the plane 2 minutes faster

ok

>he doesn’t know

Where did you learn to be an asshole?

What the fuck

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Fug

Gib link user please

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Wait a minute, that mess of pixels look familiar...

>tfw I want the source but I don’t at the same time

Extremely conflicted

Stay poor

>police plane pulls up to yours
>airpolice board and ask to see your Nintendo Switch license

Uhh lads???

Me in the front rdy to full recline into him

Here's your (you)

Fat girls give the best head so Thoedore is my vote.

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My favorite is when the plane is taxing, the pilot asks people to remain buckled up until it's come to a complete stop, then about 20% of the plane immediately unbuckles and gets ready to stand up as if they MUST defy the pilot the first chance they have.

Then the second the plane stops everyone stands up as quickly as possible and starts rushing, only to stand around awkwardly for way too long, having to wait for their turn to leave anyways, that they could have done while just sitting down. Both of these things happen every fucking flight. Maybe I'm the weird one who's not desperately in a rush to potentially save 2 minutes.

Dilate

REMINDER ITS OKAY WHEN ASIANS DO IT

They put them on the plane boat you dumbfuck thats why it shakes

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>homework for gym class
This is genuinely funny.

Is that a football team? Looks like a football team.
Not American football, real football

>slip the pilot a $20
>pilot makes sudden turn

that'll teach that fuckboy to bring little children games on my airplane

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Unironically funny

someone around here has gotta have part 2

BASED

I wish you could dilate my anus with your raging boner :9

It has gotta be Theodore. Man looks like he's getting the SOUL sucked out of him. Notice that he's hands free, while Simon has to grab that bitch by the horns and do the work for himself.

Yo do you have any idea how cold it is in Scandinavia and how poor the soil is? Its a miracle that they managed to become a thing on the world stage at all.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>plane swerves to avoid a deer
>switch screen pops free from joycons and lands on a cloud
>pilot refuses to turn around to pick it up

Theodore. That's the face of someone who's enjoying the experience but isn't being stimulated so much to the point of being uncomfortable. Basically bliss.

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Still better than Facebookfrogposting lmao

This made me so nostalgic and I dont know why. Like a familiar face of an old friend.

RING RING

Pilots are trained to maintain 1g in turns.
No matter the angle of bank, you will always feel gravity pull toward the floor.

Yeah, I don't understand it at all. I restart my phone and smartwatch while waiting to get off the plane since I traveled across the entire country, and want to make sure everything works fine.-+

I NEED IT I NEED IT NOW

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Where the fuck is that from anyways?

Where I live they drain out the water so the plane can simply crosses the ocean by driving on the ground.

Heh

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>not Lil Cheetus

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Ching Chong. You aren't the brightest light are you?

Not if hes dead you goof

If I get a 6 I'll be forced to do it.

But I won't.

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Cute

OH FUCK I'M RETARDED

>Yea Forums has a problem with doing shit on airplanes
Do you faggot seriously just sit there, staring dead ahead in silence for your long ass plane ride?

>Excuses
Aryans are still stupid as fuck compared to Asians. How delusional do you have to be to call Asians "honorary Aryans" when being a filthy gaijin is a literal insult to them?

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>pilot asks everyone to turn in their nintendo switch
>he's a sony wojak

>boeing/airbus
>sudden turn
????

Talk to someone or have sex in the bathroom like a normal person.

it's just an artist I like on inkbunny and I concatinated, compressed and optimized 6 gifs from an unfinished series.

>siblings fucking each other, I can sell this!

Bro you can't leave me hanging like that

post them

>inkbunny
Isn't inkbunny just furry porn site but for pedos?

Stop being so fucking racist.

>can't do anything in public without the risk of some bored faggot taking photos and posting them on the Internet
The New Dark Age ending from Deus Ex sounds less retarded by each day

If you really like them, hand over the name.
More exposure and what not.

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>Fly to Hong Kong a couple of weeks ago
>16 hours there
>14 hours back
>Plan to play vidya during the flight
>Become too lazy to play vidya, just end up watching episodes of Stargate the whole way there and back
Every fucking time.

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hmph
well if you went and explored the internet for yourself instead of being an impulsive consumer begging on Yea Forums, you might find things that meet YOUR interests.

Fuck normalfags

Yea Forums: I HATE FURRIES

Also Yea Forums: OH GOD I WANT TO WATCH THOSE LITTLE FURRY KIDS FUCK SO MUCH

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Aaaaaah user ...
The truth hurts ...

Gib me a good doujin to repair mah broken heart at least

Yea Forums is impulsive and hiveminded

I am normally against video games in public, but planes are an exception. What do you expect me to do, just sit there and twiddle my thumbs for 6 hours?
Like 80% of the passengers whip out a tablet or a laptop and watch capeshit, but somehow having a video game machine is too much?

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>Asians as a common denominator

Shut the fuck up Korea-fag

Can't you buy custom panels and put them on yourself?

If you disable the outboard aileron lockout, you can kick the plane pretty hard at cruising speed.

Capeshit is more accepted than vidya.

How do you get a gif this long within the file size limit here?

at the heart of Yea Forums is it's dick
controlling Yea Forums's dick is paramount to controlling the board, nay, the entire damn site.

It's a meme, you dip.
No one cares what you do in public.

It's heavily compressed and optimized. Took me a while, but ezgif has the tools.

Even if that were true, video games have been normalfag hobbies for years now, I highly, highly doubt anyone sane will be looking up from their tablet, shooting a smug look, and then going back to their comic book movie.

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i do now because of these threads
>something happens irl that reminds me of a meme on Yea Forums
>i get a dumb look on my face
>go back to whatever i was doing

See

>369 frames

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>thinking people sitting next to you on a plane want to talk
Have you ever traveled at all? People want fucking solitude for the next x amount of hours, not make irrelevant smalltalk to some rando they don't know and don't care to know.

why do gamers want to fuck children

I'm not really a doujin guy. I'm more of an image database person. If you want more cub to fap to just explore e621 and inkbunny. I've spent over a decade exploring shota and cub.

What's the big deal? I've played mine on airplanes before. I even saw someone else playing Smash on theirs.
One time some rich-looking old lady was sitting next to me and asked what it was. I smiled and told her it was a Nintendo Switch, and went back to playing. She stared at my screen for about ten seconds, pulled out her phone, and played Candy Crush Saga for the rest of the flight.

I also commute to work via train and play vidya all the time.

Every flight I've ever been on, there was someone more than happy to make conversation with me.
Maybe YOU'RE the problem.

>more than happy
Uh huh.

>I am normally against video games in public
go back

Look at this cunt. Id like to bash his face into his skull and rip his intestines out.

Just admit youre one of those guys.

This.
I might make small talk with the person next to me for about ten minutes, but it's not like everyone is talking to each other for hours.

I take the train for work and I can count on one hand the pairs of people who talk to each other. Even in 2-person seats people put their bags and shit on the other seat so no one sits next to them (though you have to take them off if the train gets crowded).
Hell, we even designated quiet cars during rush hour where talking of any kind is prohibited. It's fantastic.

If they don't see the screen, yeah.
If they see the screen up close it's about equally cringe.

King stance.

twitter.com/i/status/617934408494903297

>he bought into the meme that northern europeans are Aryans

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You enjoy whatever you want, user. Thanks for putting the effort into that gif.

A shame but user I want you to know you made my day and I would suck your dick for it no homo

Sometimes I wonder what people did back in the dark ages of not having an unlimited amount of porn tagged to your specific tastes available within seconds.

Do you ever share your vidya power level with co workers?
On New Year’s Eve I went out with all my co workers after our shift, we went to a bar and I brought my switch cause I thought it would be fun for them to watch me play and I could maybe teach them the basics and then they could get their own switches and we could all play together sometime but nobody seemed interested they all wanted to drink and dance and flirt or whatever I even took the switch on the dance floor and did a little dance while playing smash to show them they could still play smash and do other things because the switch is portable! One girl was actually mean about it and said “put away your game boy and try to act like an adult” and then when I explained to her how the game boy was a very different and much older system and while it has some good old games it would never be able to run smash she just ignored me for the rest of the night until they all went home. Fricken normies right?

Rape dungeons and the peasants masturbate to the slightly hint of flesh they see while they plough the fields

Fuck livestock and marry girls half their age

Well, when I mean the dark ages I was also referring to the distant past of like 40 years ago. This is probably the first generation to have access to so much porn of so much variety, so readily available.

thekzx

Oh no, this teenager is playing video games with his mom. Someone, please, stop the plane.

tastes tied to porno mags i guess
other fetish tastes probably werent as apparent prominently until the internet when people could just share and talk about what they liked with people all over

Use the wrist straps you mong.

>another thread were sonyfags end seething
a classic

The angles have a switch to ay with now.

As I read somewhere, if you happened to have a fetish for fucking toasters, I guess you better suppress it for the rest of your life because the odds of meeting anyone else that you can openly discuss it would be almost 0, not to mention anyone else who's into your weird fetish. Now you'll just find a community of toaster-fuckers online and share your experiences. Now if having everyone be able to explore their fetishes freely as opposed to suppress/forget them is good to you, that's a question I don't think we will have an answer to for a while.

>That last part
What the fuck, man.

DAMN, SWITCH OWNERS LOOK LIKE THAT?!?

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Imagine being so insecure that you will mock someone for playing video games on a flight

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STOP, YOU'LL RUIN THE FACT THAT 90% OF THE POPULATION ARE UNATTRACTIVE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I think it's the simple style like lots of old mspaint shit that people used to make.

I'm OP, he was a grown man and that definitely wasn't his mom

>plane goes 90% vertical steep climb to gain altitude and avoid sky whales
>switch falls onto his face

That'll show him

th-thanks friend

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My boy.

I miss those stupid shitposting threads.

Yiff in hell

did I really just spend fucking 7 minutes starting at this gif?
fuck is wrong with me? also why was I erect as fuck by the end of it? fuck my life.

brown person cope

The mouth when she says pull it out makes me think of Donkey Kong.

why?

Based

Theodore, easily which is my name, and my wife gives great head

oh yes, """real football". the sport where acting lessons are required so you can fake having your legs broken when someone lightly taps your shoulder

>WARNING MISSILE LAUNCH DETECTED
>pilot drops chaff and flares and does evasive maneuvers
>Switch flies out of your hands and onto the passengers and cabin, injuring several

Why do you enable such risks Yea Forums? Leave it at home

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i can't do it anymore

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>hack into the pilot's cabin using my russian firmware hacks
>evade the SAMs thanks to the Switch's gyro controls
>take none of the credit because I am an agent of the night
>cover is never blown because passengers thought I was just a manchild playing mario

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I'm so confused right now, but moar?

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I don't get why people think this is embarrassing. Fucking manchildren in this thread.

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if a person seriously wants to act like a faggot about others minding their own business, they need to commit seppuku.

GOT EM

>Ilsa
Patrician taste.

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She seems autistic

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Only time I laughed at someone playing their Switch in public was some dude who I kept hearing die in Dark Souls in Undead Berg.

>I am Jomon therefohe I am huaito, even Hitrer say so!
>NOOOOOOO I AM NOT YAYOI CHINK/GOOK INSECT SUBHUMAN I AM JOMON!!!

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I wish I was Asian and could get away with shit like that.

AHAHFHA I LIKE LE HAPPY ONIONS FACE XDDD ITS SO FUNNE GUYS LE ONIONS FACE XDD MAN I LOVE POST9NG LE EPIC ONIONS FACE ITSW SO MUCH FUNB BECAUSE EVERYONE DOES IT ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY GUYS AND IT ALSO MEANS YOU HAVE TO HATE WHATEVER I POST LE EPIC ONIONS MAN AT HAHAHA SO FUNNY ITS THE BEST SO I LL MAKE MY EPIC WOJAK AND MAKE HIM LE SOI BOI XD ONIONS ONIONS SYO XDD
SOI XDDDD

Aussie national team

Trick question. Theodore is getting the best head, but Simon is the most sensitive.

does that fuck with the motion controls?

Simon I'd say, he's the only one grabbing her head

wow i think i just cracked the code
basedboys have girlfriends because they are children in an adults body and all women are pedophiles

that fucking ending