GOTY 2K19 coming through

I would have expected Wendy's to pull off something like this first. The Colonel went one step beyond this time.

this is more of a commie shit, user.

VNs aren't games.
Only games can be goty.

>published by KFC
Is this real life?

Damn, this chick is thick.

It’s a free game

is this just fantasy?

>what is advertising

Caught in a landslide.

No escape from reality

>I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator follows you, a promising culinary student, as you try to date your classmate, Colonel Sanders.
What is the gender of the protagonist?
I need to know if Sanders is gay right now.

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>fantasy
>not Fanta™ sea

>promising culinary student

male presumably

>promising culinary student
>male presumably
Souma x Colonel doujin when?

Dreams do come true Anons

open your $20 Fill Up Meal

things that aren't exclusive to capitalism, what do you think propaganda is?

>game is about trying to date sanders
>can't date this absolute fucking dime piece
at least the porn will be good i hope.

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>dating sim
>visual novel
Who fucking cares? I like to play video games.

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wtf I love [brand] now

Was that surreal fucked up KFC portal VR clone also real? I remember it happening and being real, but it was honestly like a fever dream

open your eyes

>caring about a cheaply made advertisement
>paying money to play an advertisement
Pathetic.

"Funny" meme VNs are the lowest of the low.

>he thinks this is new for KFC

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>yet another ironic meme VN
Why don't westerners try to make something sincere for once?

>paying money to play an advertisement

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>HAHA XD le meme anime Corey in da House ebin
>people quoting song lyrics like some reddit comment
>anti-otaku army is in full force
I'm actually thinking it's time to leave this site for good. Think this and the gumbrain meme are enough to finally stop me from coming here. Day of the rope for normalfags is inevitable

>that shootout between the two colonels
genuine kino

Go to leddit and stay there, faphead.

Publisher: KFC
Developer: psyop

What. The. Fuck.

>I'm actually thinking it's time to leave this site for good.
No you're not. You're crying for the sake of crying. You've likely been threatening to leave forever for years now. This time won't be any different. You'll bitch and moan about what an oldfag you are, contribute nothing, fap to somebody's feminine penis, rinse and repeat

>its another one of those epic may may VNs
just give it to me straight: which e-celebs are involved this time?

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Keanu Reeves, from what I hear

Damn, this chick just needs straight bangs and heart pupils to be every meme fetish rolled into one

More ironic weeaboo pandering dogshit. I bet it's not even a proper dating sim because these fucks have no idea what a dating sim actually is.

Because this is what years of LOL JAPAN SO WACKY XD "news" articles from Sankaku Complex, Japanator and your local news resulted in. Remember when Bad Apple got on CNN or whatever? That was the beginning of the end.

He'd be saying we need to nuke Japan again

It's called Angels With Scaly Wings.

Now that's some projection right there. And I'll take you up on that, bitch boy. This is my last post on this hellhole. Blow it out your ass

VNs are serious business

SHOO SHOO SHILL
SHOO

I bet it's not. Don't be mad just because you got called out user-kun

Save that to the Smash threads

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I have no idea what this image is trying to convey

Good, now let's hope they make a Wendy's dating sim with lewd patch on their website

>actually being sincere and genuinely discussing your interests
bro that's pretty cringe
by the way check out this ironic VN I'm making where you date a piano lol so wacky

>lewd patch download from the official Wendy's site
Guaranteed customer for life

>group identity
>stereotype amplification

pretty much commie shit, user

This dystopian future is far more sinister than we could have ever imagined.

>One of best friend's poses is literally traced from KLK, using Mako

LOOK AT THOSE THIGHS

Based. Japs literally stole half their character designs from western media, time we steal their shit.

buy our chicken

>anti-otaku army is in full force
Good. This is their comeuppance for ruining vidya.
Hopefully SJWs are next.

This game didn't have enough black representation

>Waifus are sponsored by big corporations
>CVS loli
>Chick-fill-a gay shota

Colonel Sanders a cute. CUTE!

I would be fine with this future

>Chick-fila-a
>gay
oh no no no

>>Chick-fill-a gay shota

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>Chick-fill-a trad wife
>Subway gay shota

fixed

not
>subway orange cheetah

You know why I said chickfila gay shota. You are pretending you don't but we all know.

He's a cute trap too.

based brother

>the developers name is psyop
haha another EPIC dating sim but this time it's with colonel sanders xD i can't wait i have my bucket of chicken waiting already!

Yeah, well if you don't reply to me your mother will die in her sleep tonight. so I'm guessing you're wrong, fag.

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no....

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>i have my bucket of chicken waiting already!
>bucket of chicken
>Not a $5 fill-up
ngmi

Are those actually the subtitles?

A new challenger appears.

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shut the fuck up, brand

The rivalry to end all rivals

>Souma x Colonel doujin when?
Now we know why Erina lost, Souma is fucking Sanders!

Ever since Church's went to shit in my city I'm forced to get KFC whenever I want to eat fried chicken.
Goddammit

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>Chick-fill-a gay shota
Based, they win again!

Aw hell yeah, im cluckin for some fuckin

When did this "LOL META XD" and "LOL ISN'T THIS DUMB" thing start happening in western(mostly indie) games? It's like their scared of actually being sincere about something. The earliest i can remember is Undertale.

Joke's on you this doesn't work on me anymore.

Chick-fil-A's mascot is a kid?

wtf I love KFC now

Yeah

wait wait really?

I FUCKING LOVE CAPITALISM

i felt like undertale was sincere, it had meta jokes but it had a purpose

Nah, man. No Dating Sim. Wendy's 3D Action Platformer. Made by Gears for Breakfast. Gotta put her smug to better use.

I guess it goes somewhere along the lines of "my mom ignored me playing VNs so I hate VNs"

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sure

heh, got'em

Besides it being an advertisement, I just don't see why people are bitching like this is killing VNs. I suppose shit like meet n fuck would be killing actual VNs if released today?

Lewds fucking when.

Those thighs are criminally too thicc

Fuck you too

holy fucking reddit

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>he doesn't like queen
of course what did I expect from a weeb virgin LMAO

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>holy fucking reddit

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damn

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Cute long haired choir boy with enlarged hips and butt with a slight hint of breast because of how much hormone packed chicken he eats.
He also loves sucking his pastor off

Hey buddy i think you've got the wrong thread.
The faggot club is two threads down.

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I worked at a KFC for a year, it was the most fun I ever had at working

>psyops

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

You would know.

Maybe you can't.

Oh yeah?
Why dont we settle it right here in the thread.
Get out of that jabroni outfit.

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I'm lubed and naked, come at me

Japanese people will love this just like they do ddlc and undertale and amerishart weaboos will be eternally angry.

Moar

I Love You, user Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Fucking Simulator.

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>releases in Japan
>you now have to wait even longer for your Christmas KFC bucket

FUCK. HOLIDAYS ARE RUINED

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He'd be upset about Jefferson Davis losing.

remove the choir boy and pastor bits and that's surprisingly hot

Have you ever seen a communist eat chicken?

Irony is the shackles of youth

Communists eat?

well played

>Character designed to appeal to Christian pedos.
>Remove the christianity references
No

>the absolute state of PC games

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On no account will a Commie ever eat chicken, and not without good reason. Chicken, that's what I'm getting at, chicken.

I'm sure Reddit will be full of brown people high fiving each-other, using the Lord's name in vain.

>Christian pedos
>implying

noooooooo

Why is no one pointing out that it's not a dating sim?

He who provides chicken, remains saint.

no u

I will never understand this incomprehensible ironic post-ironic ironic post-ironic ad infinitum "humour" brought upon the 10s.

It's a dating sim with only one dating option. AKA best girl is locked from us.

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>It's a dating sim
It's not.

FUCK YOU

>Thighs bigger than the stockings

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cant wait to see this advertisement pandering to braindead ironic weebs get "ironically" shilled here for months
>developer: Psyop
fucking christ

Fucker

>an actual jojos reference

They know exactly who to suck off in order to get this thing viralled as hard as possible

What are you not implying? The well known fact that Christian and catholic leaders are well known pedophiles and have the biggest and most secure child pornography ring In the world?

I can respect that they at least did the absolute bare minimum research instead of having a Goku-like character because Dragonball is the one anime everyone knows.

I fucking hate video games so god damn much. Where did everything go wrong?

Factually incorrect.

>Wendy teasing the way you cook
Yes please

>i can respect an advertising company doing market research to penetrate your hobbies as deeply as possible
you probably shouldn't

>REEEEEEE YOU CAN'T TELL PEOPLE YOUR FOOD IS GOOD
this is you

No, I think I will. Then I'm going to get some KFC and pay a streamer to stream the game for me once it is out.

this

Funny how these scams in the church and in the boy scouts started coming out after they accepted gays into their faculty, huh?

Has there been a good ironic VN?

Imagine eating KFC when Popeye's exists.

No

the game probably wasnt made by an advertising company you know. better chance it was some retards from Yea Forums that pitched the idea to kfc so they could make easy money

>Waifus are sponsored by big corporations

Isn't that just how living in Japan works? I'm pretty sure you can get Evangelion toilets from any appliance store there.

cp

cuck

Is there a more meaningless buzzword than 'ironic' in 'ironic weeb'?
It's almost like weebs are too ashamed to rightfully selfhate so they make up a fake group to scapegoat all the cancer they're responsible for.

The difference is that in Japan; your favorite girl will get art or merchandise of her wearing a Lawson or 7-Eleven uniform then they shut the fuck about it and move on. In America it's the complete opposite.

It's not THE KFC

t. Ironic weeaboo

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>i have no idea what im talking about but dae hate weebs lol

Thighs so fat they're getting compressed that hard by her stockings
Wew lad.
She also has fucking drumstick-shaped holes in them.

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Would eat

Mad ironic weaboo being called out, btfo

w-what's baka sauce made out of

>everyone focused on the thighs
>just mired DAT ASS
This gives me the big pp

just making sure.

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Pussy juice

>the game probably wasnt made by an advertising company
>Developer: Psyop
But it literally was

how long until the law catches up with morality and makes it the duty of every citizen to hunt down and capture people who make ironic VNs

>you on the right
>VN's on the left

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There better be art of the girls covered in gravy or I will riot

Colonel Grodd is based

I watched the animated intro and I think I'm going to play this.

any one got a link to the last thread?

Damn I should eat more KFC then

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>that fucking trailer
this shit has no right to be this good
youtube.com/watch?v=W4KLOBThpL4

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Why are they advertising to the group that already buys 50% of their food?

Epic has no shit for that.

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The game description says there are 9 options you fucking moron.

Jesus fucking Christ

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9 characters

>these thighs

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>political parties start making games to advertise themselves

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MEMES

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>Not eating Obama fried chicken.

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Metal Wolf Chaos XD?

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The absolute fuck is that name spelling?

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Her parents worked at KFC all their lives and figured they should add some herbs and spices to the spelling of their daughter's name.

>aeshleigh
they're gonna use it as a pun
calling it

fuck you

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Why?

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>the year is 2077
>the megacorporations have taken over all forms of industry as means of advertising
>billions upon trillions of dollars are thrown into advertising including 3d full dive vr games focused on fucking kfc employees with drumstick as Colonel Sanders gives you score at the end of the session.

KFC is the worst chicken chain in the US. Every time I give it a chance it's nothing but disappointment, greasy with no flavor. I'm not going to buy their chicken because a shitty cūmbrain game tells me too

For a moment, I looked to the future, and I felt hope

Everything about this game is designed so that it gets viralled on twitter, that's probably so it's easier for people to search for art of her and also just so that people will talk about her name being weird at all

The first KFC dating sim lewd has been made.

It's the black spelling of Ashley because they're pandering to KFC enthusiasts.

History in the making

Tokimeki is pretty goat though aside from TM3. New mainline game never ever.

Nah that's white trailer trash spelling

similar culture desu

I want to take a bite out of those juicy thighs

holy FUCK.
THICC IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!

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since when is Jojo gay?

Hang all chinks!
Gas all chinks!
Throw all chinks in the kennel!

Really wild they took the DDLC sequel in this direction.

>the size difference between the stockings and the thighs themselfs
>tfw this glorious thickness will be obscured by the textbox
total fucking monkey's paw

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Don't most VN engines have an option to hide the chat box so you can see the models?

Are KFC tendies actually good? I've never had their tendies before. I've only had their original recipe chicken and double down.

Please don't use my wife like that. Thank you.

>wife

This fuckin' timeline

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Everyone's freaking out over Aesleigh but Best Friend's looking FINE

Yeah, Galko is my wife. What about it user?

This isnt telling people their food is good this is literally just them slapping their brand name on a joke visual novel.

Hello newfig.

i usually dont play mutt trash but am gonna have to play this shit.

excellent ad. for all of those bitching about this shit, you arent forced at all anyway. it legitimately works in a give and take way. its absolutely fair.

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bitch

IT AIN'T THE PERFECT SYSTEM
BUT IT'S THE ONLY ONE WE'VE GOT

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>That eldritch creature at the end
Holy shit I didn't notice him the first time.

fucking delete this

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Have we officially entered the clown world yet?

You only hate it because you're too much of a loser wagie to take advantage of it. In other words, cope.

Yes because no one answered my post

no memester. "clown world" is mainly used in a context where sjws are doing complete nonsense ignoring every business aspect like sales. this works as ad for nerds/geeks. its free. whats strange. you arent forced. while clown world forces you to do something.

Does the Colonel say the N word?

Yes KFC tendies are good, I actually prefer them to the fried chicken

>"clown world" is mainly used in a context where sjws are doing complete nonsense ignoring every business aspect like sales
No, user, based on this post you're a clown

kill yourselves, plebs

you sound awkward. to begin with this shits a very traditional ad. a company using a cartoon as ad. is that strange? you see them on your tv all the time. this goes for every industry.

you are being upset just because its anime and a VN game and this is the first attempt that a big company use an anime vn as an ad. its new. but as a marketing strategy, its nothing new.

>ESL ramblings
peak clown

>no argument

so you are just nitpicking

Fuck you

I hate normalfag memes so much

looks fricken amazeballs to be honest ramasama sensai

Nigger

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Why can westerners only make meme VNs?

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This is so fucking late 90s-early 00's shit.
I love it

the idea that every indie game needs to have quirky earthbound humor, as understood by people who think earthbound was meant to be a "genre deconstruction" made with contempt for JRPGs

shut the fuck up reddit

now
artist is Santystuffs
imgur.com/a/W7QZLPg

western vns are usually dogshit to pure kino with very little inbetween

They're probably the best thing on the menu if you're not in the US. Popcorn chicken's good too.

>meanwhile on third-world KFC

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This shit has been going on in television/film since like the 80s and 90s.

Play her game, you fucking meme lords

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White people names.

.t spic

I think this timeline is developing cracks.

Who do we call to get it fixed?

>"Using frozen AND round patties?! Baka."

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I bet you only know We Will Rock You and Bohemian Rhapsody you normie.

>thinking Another One Bits the Dust is less famous
>thinking late arrival JoJo zoomers would say Killer Queen first
Keep Yourself Alive, Stone Cold Crazy and Dead on Time are their best

>Not It's Late
>Not Innuendo
>Not Hammer To Fall
>Not I'm In Love With My Car

Dead On Time is good, i'll give you that

when will ironic meme games die off?

>Yes, and you call this grilled chicken despite the fact it is obviously fried

Also Ogre Battle and Great King Rat
I'm more of a metalhead, I shouldn't be listening to Queen at all

>le ironic gay dating sim
people still find this shit funny?

More like CUMMING through. Right onto this bucket of chicken.

Guessing you don't like Millionaire's Waltz, then?

But females are the ones meant for the kitchen.

I'm a big fan of March of the Black Queen, personally.

It's ok, but I wouldn't go out of my way to listen to it.
Gimmie The Prize is majestic and convinced me Brian May is underrated

good taste

Oh yeah, that's pretty fun stuff.

>Too late to explore the world
>Too early to explore the universe
>At the right time to explore KFC sponsored waifus

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Why is Akihiko in the image?

She's a whore.

u wot
don't be stupid

Your inability to communicate coherently is not a nitpick. It's something that's barring you from being informed and rational.

still doing ad hominem

explain how this is clown world. only you are shouting like that here

it's actually grilled

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Chick's thicker than a KFC family meal needed for that Shadowbringers DLC

fuck I am stahvin

Is it me or is KFC drive through always full with somebody in it? It can't just be me.

not cool

>flavor of the month waifu was created by a corporation honing its skills to create the flavor of the month waifu
huh

Probably dead tired.

Remember to sage. Just talking about this shit is exactly what these corporate cronies want. It's an elaborate advertisement meant to sell you buckets of chicken with a side of gelatinous sludge they pass off as "gravy." Their marketing team is actively astroturfing social media with praise for this "game." Millions of dollars have gone into perfecting this psychological manipulation and regardless of whether you recognize it as an ad, it's weaseling its way into your brain.

He fucking hated KFC and was in several legal battles against them. KFC basically stole Sanders' likeness, like what McDonald's did with their namesake. He has since burrowed approximately 389 kilometers beneath his grave, due to the sheer amount of rolling he has done.

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>flavor of the month waifu created by a corporation honing its skills to create flavors in other markets
Fixed.

>Praising the game
>Its not even out
A vn wont make me buy a bucket of shitty overpriced chicken

>>Praising the game
>>Its not even out
Implicit praise like "zomfg corporate mascot dating sim so wacky what a clever idea!" or "hnngh I wanna fuck Aeshleigh so thicccccccc" is still praise.
>A vn wont make me buy a bucket of shitty overpriced chicken
You can tell yourself that you're immune to it all you want, but no company spends millions on advertising because it doesn't work.

Looks okay, but nothing will beat MC Kids as the best fast food game.
youtube.com/watch?v=ZhYM63nfMNA

nah
youtube.com/watch?v=tbazGWMDwY8

fuck off with this advertising and even if it worked on me i have never seen a kfc so i couldnt even by your fucking chicken wings

This is your reminder that we're in the midst of late-stage capitalism and that you should murder a billionaire as soon as possible.

>just go and kill someone with a pmc that beats the us millitary by miles
sure thing pal sounds simple enough

Seems more productive than shooting up a Walmart, at least. Even if you can't get inside their yacht, it's the thought that counts.

Colonel Sanders hated his own restaurant chain

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Yes comrade, soon we will seize the means and have hundreds of millions die!

They don't take them seriously only make them as a meme or a low effort cash grab.

>Cukup

Well... food companies make good games from time to time.

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Because VNs are memes in the west. Simple.