B

why dont we play some sourcemods?

>"Let me buy you a drink"
>Doesn't actually do it
Why was Alyx such an asshole?

>Great job, Gordon! Throwing that switch and all, I can see your MIT education really pays for itself.
Why did Barney have to be so snide, inferiority complex ?

Lol

>Hey Gordon we're all going to subtly hint that you should fuck Eli's daughter even though she's like 20 years younger than you
Why was everyone so weird?

It's more like "sorry, can't have sex right now losers, we're gonna be immortals but when we're immortals we will have sex again even though it's pointless"
I find it a bit funny that Breen associates the desire to have sex with just the urge to reproduce, rather than just wanting companionship and intimacy

No she wasn't, gorden was like 28 by the time of half life 2
He had been in suspension for ages, I am pretty sure that from his perspective the events of half life 2 happened right after the first game.

for me it's the watermelon

enis

Eli knew about G-Man and the fact that Gordon spent all these years in suspensions, freezing him in time. He's still physically something like 27 and Alyx isn't that far from that age.

big ub dad gan :DD

for me it's the piss bottle

Because he got stuck with a super short Half-Life game

Knowing the Combine, I bet the ration packets had timed locks and could only be opened at certain times, just to twist the knife further. Hungry and waited in line all day just to get some food? Too bad, wait another three hours.

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Lock Legion was better.
Just sayin.

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So did the suppression field just effect sperm and ovulation? Or did it completely kill the citizens libido so that they could no longer enjoy sex?

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Gordon is 27

ngl the chinese food container is the easiest to prop hover on

If gabe wasn't allergic to the number 3 we might know, as is its still too vague.

Last I checked, it stops some protein chains from forming, which are important for embryos to form, though I'm not sure if it also kills the will to fuck

>Half-Life 2: Episode 3 will never properly come out
>Even if it did, new Valve would find a way to fuck it up

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It's probably sitting on a server somewhere almost completely finished.

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Both, this is partly why it looks so bleak.

And so if it were to be released, it would be graphically outdated
I don't believe it, especially after Epistle 3. I want to think of a conclusion to the Half-Life series, but it won't be an Episode 3 or even an HL3. I think it might be a new IP set in the universe all together.

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Why is this game so comfy? I love the countryside segments

Who gives a fuck about graphics

who are you quoting?

Zoomers and journos
I would love to get a new game on the OG Source engine, but it would be cult classic at best

project borealis is shaping along quite nicely for a fangame

Its not like the combine are stopping them from actually having sex, its just the pregnancy bit

>went back 10 years later to 100% Half Life
>never actually got the achievement for putting the can in the trash

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Really waters my ferns

you got here via train dumb ass, it's literally the only way in and out of this station

They're draining the oceans and sending them to their home worlds, so I doubt that's outside of their reach.
youtube.com/watch?v=gsuJgNjDMSE
I was actually scared those were lost forever with the shutdown of Machinema.

>the official website for the Concerned webcomic is gone
>the comic itself is still there but the author's comments are forever lost
FUCK

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>Literally the end of humanity
>You are the last humans, period. No more humans after you
>Only a couple ten thousand of your species left
>Can't procreate or have sex and your constantly under the threat of being beaten to death or assimilated by Metro Cops if anyone in your complex even shows a HINT of rebellion
>Yea Forums still thinks you'd wanna fuck under all these circumstances
yikes...

re-reading it is tough because the comedy is a bit dated. my favorite was him stacking up cinder blocks to get past the see-saw puzzle in the sewers tho

Wrong mod

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>yfw your next destination is nova prospekt

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bullet time is gay. its just a simulator of what it would be like to be good at videogames.

I replayed the game yesterday, did everything up to Ravenholm in one run
It's great but I don't feel the same as when I did it for the first time, same goes with Portal

Maybe it's because most of the jokes and "moments" in the games (and the comic) don't really work a second time
Or I got old

You made it to Ravenholm in portal?

>BREEN"S

I replayed Portal 1 and HL2, both games

yeah but how'd you get to ravenholm?

>he doesn't know about the hidden level

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I want to cum inside Father Grigori

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>B^U

>Santiago

Making a zombie master clone, are there any good slav weapons i could put in it? or any slav locations to base some maps on?

moddb.com/mods/zombie-master-reborn

>any good slav weapons
AK47 is a must but you've probably already thought of that so a double barrel shotgun
>any slav locations to base some maps on?
some old soviet era city would be cool, but also bunkers because stalker is my favourite game and there arent enough games where you can explore those

yeah but that shit is dead and just some faggots mod of ZM, im building my shit from the ground up in another engine and with a different theme.
plus no one ever plays that shit, even on weekends, you have to be on there at a very specific time to get a good game.

guess i'll make the first map in a bunker
>double barrel shotgun
over and under or side by side?

>in another engine
Thats blasphemy user. Source is god tier

>source is god tier
not anymore, they fucked it up with every new update so it runs like shit, looks like shit and still freezes when you change a setting in the options

>fucked it up with every new update
Except for the fact that it's literally still exactly the same as it was in 2004? Like all of these problems aren't anything new, they are nearly decades old quirks.

>he doesnt know

>He actually drinks the water

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does it turn frogs gay?

>He does not drink the water

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-t. combine vortigaunt
you glow in the dark

Why haven't you played Half-Payne yet Yea Forums?

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There is literally nothing wrong with the water, nobody who drank it has suffered any ill effects and if anything its far more refreshing than regular water.

Stop being paranoid and just try it out user, even your friends drink our water.

Gee I wonder who could be behind this post?

I'm still mad they didn't call it max life

>Assmad incels overthrow interdimensional empire because of /pol/ memes

Combine did nothing wrong

Imperialism isn't bad

Combine Advisor please leave.

why are half life threads so comfy

MY NAME IS ELMER

>drain half of the water on Earth
>make your dick perpetually soft with a suppression field
>forcefully transform your citizens into cyborg monsters
>eradicates most of animal life with parasitic headcrabs and leeches
Though the Combine Overwatch is pretty cool, one of the best armies in fiction

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Just like real life...

how does it taste like?

Monster ultra

>subtly
Eli straight up talks about having grandkids right in front of you before the [pain] scene.

>same age as Gordon in HL1
>still not an MIT educated theoretical physicist working on top secret projects at a government black site

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Academics suffer from greater nepotism than the business world

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>tfw live in eastern europe where nepotism is everything

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this should be illegal

I thought the story of HDTF was decent

oh my god doesnt he know his beer is gonna get warm?????

It's literally (and I mean that in the proper sense of the term), textually the same story as MGS but with some names changed to better fit the narrative
It also introduces some characters to kill them off a few MINUTES later
Finally cinematics have no place in a source game

Anyone remember Freeman's Mind?

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If you can avoid the "HL2 is terrible and ruined vidya" crowd, the actual fanbase is very chill

The one nice thing I'll say about HDTF is that it gave us these
youtube.com/watch?v=KVM04wfQ6_A
youtube.com/watch?v=NFcUuzZw8sk

___ ______ __ __ ____

Why does this poor lad have such big lips?

>Finally cinematics have no place in a source game
Let's be real here: Half-Life's pseudo cutscenes where you're stuck in a locked room and forced to wait for a scene to play out in front of you are more annoying and less immersive than regular cutscenes.

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I only agree in hl2. It was fine in one and the episodic games.

That is obviously a capital B, dumbass.

If I wanted a game with good shooting mechanics and slowmo I'd play FEAR, that shit looks ridiculous, bullet time is supposed to slow everyone movements, but it's still impossible to actually dodge fucking bullets

Only if you are a child with ADD

he's black

HAHAHA, SHUT UP YOU STUPID FAGOLA!

*autistic screeching*

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So it is
"DR
>BREEN"
Or did the artist not realize he was holding shift when he typed "dr.breen" as DR>BREEN>
Or is it less than Breen?

I don't understand.

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i honestly think that its just the latter

brainlet

>Slav weapons
>Skorpion, Kalashnikov knock-offs, PM-63, Saiga-12, AS VAL, VSS Vintorez

>newfags don't understand Breentext

>implying the water makes you forget

>more annoying
no
>less immersive
yeah, fair enough. but i can toss shit around and have wacky fun while eli rattles off a story i've already heard, so that's cool.

>no
You can't skip them. You can skip cinematics in most other games.

okay? i can still play around during them, and they aren't too long to where skipping them is a necessity.

>it's not a necessity
It isn't a necessity in any game. Unskippable cutscenes are still an annoyance.

Have sex.

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Dilate.

>tfw no one plays synerg/v/ any more

>DUDE IF YOU DONT GET OUT OF MY SHOP RIGHT NOW IM GONNA CALL AN ADM-
>DUDE WHAT THE FUCK
>OK, ADMIN

Watched some of it today.

It kills the fuck.

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the artist was holding shift and thought it looked good so left it that way

Why is City 17 so comfy despite being a dystopia?

Because it's basically empty.

Because you’re a shill for the metro cops

I would like to see a day in the life of a citizen
>woken at 6am by the combine PA, put on my standard issue overalls, still smelling like shit despite having my weekly decontamination just yesterday
>rush to try and beat the ration queue, metro police almost caught running by a scanner, slow to a brisk walk just before metrocops come round the corner
>get my ration pack and take it back to my squalid, barely furnished apartment block
>turn on the ancient 14" tv and wait for today's breencast to start
>try to make my rations last until the evening
>almost everyone in my apartment has died or disappeared, nobody wants to talk so spend the rest of the day staring out the windows, watching the occasional raid or beating

All of HL2's desolation is pretty comfy to be honest. That's why I like the coast section of the game (minus the antlion shit).

I mean what the fuck do humans even do? There's a rail network that connects the remaining urban centers, and the breencast implies you can choose to move cities.

SAY SOMETHING

WHAT

Sometimes... I dream about cheese.

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>ywn experience a feeling like playing HL2 for the first time ever again

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Pickup that can.

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Literally your average day in HL2RP on Garrys Mod.
(join nebulous)

*throws can in your face, then steps back

What did Valve mean with this line?

He used to love cheese but due to recent events he can no longer have it.

>Calories 2600
>sugar 263g

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WHY THE FUCK ARENT WE ALL PLAYING SYNERGY RIGHT NOW??
everyone ITT could fill up a server or two and it could be fun

cringe

>263g of sugar
holy fuck, that's 7 days worth

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>fun
yuck

Cool idea, I'm in. Downloading and waitinf for someone to make a server

>OOHOHOHO LOOK AT ME IM BEING IR0NIC!!!11

You should make a thread for it.

calm the h*ck down r*ddit

*beats you to death on the street for failure to follow a command

>starts running towards you to smack you for not putting it in the trash bin

Portals

k

>gets hit in face with blood splatter
>next two panels are of him smiling with no blood

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Nah bro, I have to kite around you to continue the story and get an achievement.

Then certify as a security guard and become the chad_monster_barney

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Pussy like you would bleed.

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beat it newfag

bump

Whats a
>B
guise?

youtube.com/watch?v=Bg8lJMWBbdI

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>2600 calories

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>B

For me, it's triage at dawn.

youtube.com/watch?v=D-GU4jvSvz4

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>there are “people” who actually eat like this

What a good song.

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>(join nebulous)
don't listen to this nigger, its just lemonpunch 2.0 but with more trannies

>1770mg of sodium

Jesus fucking christ

HELLOOOOO?

lemme see them feet

something

dad get off of Yea Forums

No way, I love this site where everyone agrees with me on the zoomer problem.
When are you going to make me some grandchildren?

when games are balanced around the bullet time it's sick