ITT: We laugh at Normals

ITT: We laugh at Normals

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fairy

how is this scientifically & statistically accurate?

Can you not read?
The more common your birthday, the more common the typing.

but how are the other types defined?
>hmm this day is not so common so it must be psychic

>ghost dragon
Spooky

>Mono Dragon
Strangely appropriate since I've always loved dragons

>Poison Bug
That's very common indeed

sick

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>Mono Dark

Huh

August 25th, so Psychic-type
noice, time to molest some Pokemon kemoshotas

So, I'm a fairy

>most of september is normal
why

>Water Steel
Empeleon, nice I guess

>Water/Rock
You know the drill, time to praise me, Yea Forumsitches.

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>As of Generation VII, there are 85 Psychic-type Pokémon or 10.5% of all Pokémon (counting those that are Psychic-type in at least one of their forms, including Alola Forms), making it the 5th most common type.
The Pokemon community is pretty autistic

Most people might be born during that time???

>water ground
Yay, Mud type

I'm a fucking pikachu

Most common birth month

>tfw poison/flying
A-at least it's not normal.

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People shag in the new year

>Mono grass
At least I'm not a normalkek

ribombee is my fucking spirit animal

How the fuck am i just fighting? AM BORN IN OCTOBER AT LEAST MAKE ME A FUCKING FIGHTING/GHOST TYPE YOU PIECE OF SHIT CHART

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Pic or gtfo

Neat

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spook

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>Normal Normal

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is poison a rare type?

...

>poison
fuck you

dragon dildos*

>As of Generation VII, there are 66 Poison-type Pokémon or 8.2% of all Pokémon, making it the 8th most common type.

>Poison/fighting
Useless
like me

newfag

>poison/ground
JUST

911 was fire but it should have been fire flying

>Water/Water

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THE ENTIRETY OF FUCKING SEPTEMBER IS NORMALS WHAT THE FUCK FAGGOT

>Dark/Dragon
Hydreigon wooo or Guzzlord both are cool.

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>pure Water
Based, I'm the best type

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assblasted normalfag

you mean fire steel

should've asked your parents to have intercourse in another season

>Bug/Ghost
That doesn't sound so bad

Because you have the most common birth month lmao

*ruins your meta*

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Toxicroak is quite decent. At least it's not PU

EXTREME autism

>Normal/Normal

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I'm Fire even though I never pick their starters. That said I got charmander on the quiz in mystery dungeon

That doesn't exist i don't think but volcarona and moltres and BRAVEST BIRD do.

Christmas + 40 weeks and New Year's Eve + 40 weeks. Same reason there's a spike in November (Valentine's Day + 40 weeks).

>Rock/Dark
Nice

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>Pure Steel
Nice

some fucking loser had the time to put this random typing together

>"ruins"
>shits on primals
>shits on other cover legendaries
>physical attackers die trying to kill it
>basically invincible in the rain
>with leech seed can 2v1 things

Heatran is fire/steel but the chart has tapings that dont exist. Electric/Ice in October 31st pm

>Bug/Flying
I'd rather be pure normal at this point

Water / flying
Where my pellipiggas at

>tfw you realized your birthday is 9 months after your parents anniversary

>19-20 and 29-30 December are pure normal
>25 December has types owned by two mons each (1 for Steel/Dragon if not counting gen 8)
Failed attempts at giving birth on Christmas really are that common huh

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>Fairy

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I'm pure fire.

>water/flying
not bad

ghost has always been my favorite type and thats what i am. huh

Just electric
so, uh, this is good! right?

Nice your dad scored.

Wtf how is september 15th normal
No one has this fucking birthday

>this is good

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>Normal/Fairy
A good typing ruined by being only on shit Pokemon.

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>mfw mine is 5 months after
>As of Generation VII, there are 52 Electric-type Pokémon or 6.3% of all Pokémon (counting those that are Electric-type in at least one of their forms, including Alola Forms), making it the 5th rarest type.
Make of it what you will

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>mono water
So what does that make me?

>Psychic

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a boomer

>9 months after mums birthday
That's a gift I would have returned

What about pure fire?

crummy pokemon creature

>As of Generation VII, there are 68 Fire-type Pokémon or 8.4% of all Pokémon (counting those that are Fire-type in at least one of their forms, including Primal Reversion and Alola Forms), making it the 7th most common type.

>As of Generation VII, there are 68 Fire-type Pokémon or 8.4% of all Pokémon (counting those that are Fire-type in at least one of their forms, including Primal Reversion and Alola Forms), making it the 7th most common type.

>water types are my favorite
>am a water type according to the chart.

How crummy.

>Flying/Dragon
b-but I like the cold

Electric/Steel

Well I do love Magneton

>Straight-up psychic
>been traded back and forth between divorced parents as a kid
So I'm the pokemon that was based on legends of hypnotic creatures who rape virgins or something? Ok.

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Fighting type? Not a fan but okay

>fire/psychic
Okay someone help me out, I haven't played Pokemon in years. What Pokemon could I be?

>steel psychic
neat

I'm okay with this.

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Water/Dragon. Nice.

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Enjoy

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Delphox

Congratulations, you're furbait

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Reminder the dates through august and November have the HIGHEST birth rates. August goes against September as having the highest birthrate. Yet august has three normal types and the entirety of September is normal.

Don’t believe me? Check the actual CDC report. AUGUST is the most popular followed by the other fall months sept oct nov.

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>Another small and cute legendary Pokemon.
Nice
I'm okay with this and prefer this.

October 26 Dark/Dragon

>Dark Fighting
>Dragon Steel
>Dark Fire
>Dragon Rock
Since Feb 29th should the rarest of them all, does that mean these types are as such too?

>November 10th
>Pure ghost type
based

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>Jan 18th AM
It's either Nuzleaf, Shiftry or Cacturne.

Shiftry it is

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Why is september and the 8th of the month so common? Hmm
Im a normal type too

>Steel/Psychic
Metagross/Jirachi/Bronzong Chads rise up

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>psychic rock
Nice and unique

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ground

>September 11th is pure fire type

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>the day before and after are both normal
top kek

>Oct 30
>Dark/Psychic
I can dig it.
Kinda fucking hate Inkay and Malamar, though.

>dragon/dragon
Is this the rarest?

there are 12 pure dragon pokemon
so no, not the rarest

>Water/Ground
Nice

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But pretty up there right

>Hitler is poison/fire

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>ghost/grass
I'll take it, always been a fan of grass types

>As of Generation VII, there are 50 Dragon-type Pokémon or 6.2% of all Pokémon (counting those that are Dragon-type in at least one of their forms, including Mega Evolutions and Alola Forms), making it the third rarest type, tying with Fairy, only behind Ice and Ghost.

>grass/poison
It's true, I picked Bulbasaur as my starter.

this
and i'm out off here

Fuck this life I'm a goddamn Delibird

Fire/Fire

What kind of faggotry is this?

flying and ground represent

I'm a Ghost/Dragon, that's pretty rad.

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Neat, dragon/flying. I like all of those.

fug

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I'll use this for mono type runs, cheers user

Fighting/Steel only has two pokemon and Fire/Rock only one, so seems pretty accurate. I think there might be some more appropriate typings if you wanted to show off the rarity (pure Flying in only one as a Legendary, Fire/Water is only one and an event release Legendary) but I wouldn't say it's too inaccurate.

Although I do wonder how April 26th A.M. somehow beat out February 29th, at any time.

it me

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>leave Smashfags to me

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>ghost/ fire
Neat?

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unironically top tier

april 13th

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bug :)

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Yeah I was supposed to born on Christmas but was born a week too early.

>Rock/rock
Just like my penis!

>fire/fighting
get owned incineroar fags

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>water dark
Does this mean I'm bong water?

>Bug/Grass

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I got based & redpilled, is this a strong type?

>one of the rarest typings
Nice.

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Literally my favorite pokemon, based and fossil-pilled.

>rock/fairy

>Fellow Nov. 10th bro
We are based indeed.

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>Electric/electric
>Am electrical engineer
I guess it checks out

who even knows what time of day they were born?

Fire can melt steel beams

>Grass
I hate the outdoors and wear kneehigh socks at all times to prevetn grass from touching me but my favorite pokemon is a grass type so fine.

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Just look at your birth certificate

Electric/Electric

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Water and Flying
Cool I'm Gyarados

>bug/grass
Fucking...

People HAVE SEX a lot in December, I guess.

>Jully 4
>Normal/Flying
Im a Braviary

>bug/electric
cool, bugs a cute

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ground bug :)

>pure poison

I am a toxic person.

Why does whoever made this have such a hateboner for the month september?
Fuck you!

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>bug/ground
Cool I suppose

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>rock/flying
Decent Pokemon. I like it.

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>Dragon/Flying
So I'm either Mega Fug or Altaria. That's quite a big gap in power there.

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blame your parents for fucking on the new year.

"Scoff, you can remember hundreds of type combinations, but you can't remember my preferred pronouns?"

>magnemite line and gen 7 pikaclone
it could be worse, at least there's a meta niche thanks to magnet pull.

>image host for Yea Forums is blocked at work
>can't see the image
God damn it someone tell me what March 21 is please

hell yeah, i'll never forget evolving my first Malamar

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Ground
Ground
Ground
Ground

>April 10th AM

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Is February 6 really that rare?

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Steel, Steel

>ground/rock
cool

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Pure bug

>Normal/Flying
Fuck me running

>pure ground
Could be worse. Donphan is pretty cool.

Nvm, it's all good cuz i get to be Braviary.

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nice

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>December 20
More like Failed/Normal ha ha

>tfw mono bug
This is a metaphor for how truly shitty my existence is

>Mono Rock
Not bad. Lycanroc is neat.

I can’t rebember any pure grass types.

>let's just fill 90% of september with normal/normal while giving literally every other months some type variety lol XD
nice """chart"""

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Grass/Dragon, pretty cool.

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>Ground/rock
Is there a shittier type combination?

there's a fuckton. how about this one?
you are baby

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>The only typing that has double weakness to it's own typing

it's unique and rhyhorn is awesome, you ungrateful brat

this chart is fucking garbage
they threw all the dual types in the beginning

>Rock/Ground
The combo is shit, but ground types are always based.

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t. seething September babies

>unique
What is the Geodude line? The Tyrannitar line? Or are you going to be a fag and try to say that Ground/Rock and Rock/Ground aren't the same exact thing

>October 31
Electric/Grass
I'M A "NEW" KIND OF EVIL.
In an inexistent kind of way

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can you not read or what?

You have great potential

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>pure dragon
huh

Grass or steel i don't fucking know the time
Also
>31 of october isn't all ghost types
Shit chart

you're a fucking lawnmower dude, be proud

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>Dark Dragon
Dont know much about pokemon but neat

What's the difference between water/rock and rock/water?

>Bug/Steel
Pretty sweet.

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God, i love rotom on his own, but what about Rotom-Mow just makes it fucking WORK?

Same
Those two types might as well the same fucking thing and it doesn't help that there's only like 2 pokemon that are bug/grass

>Dark/Steel
yeah, I think I'm pretty epic

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>Hating on Normal
>Hating on the best month of the year
You are all a bunch of faggots

>Water/Ground
pls no bully grass-types

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Swampert takes Ice Beam though

>pure Ice
OMP OMP OMP

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>dark dragon
guess I'm sylveon's cum dumpster now

yeah, i'm going to be a fag and actually follow the rules of the Pokemon franchise, such as the destinction between primary and secondary types and Tyranitar being rock/dark, fag

Water/Poison, both of my favourite types. Based.

>Bug/Rock
Pretty good I think.

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>Dark/Ice
couldnt have gotten more edgier

>Pure fairy
Oh no, I'm adorable.

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Normal/Flying is the best type.

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>psychic/grass
>there is only one
i don't know how i feel about this

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>Water type
O always knew that there was something more that blinded me and Misty.

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My stone cold nigga