ONE COPY OF SMASH BROS ULTIMATE,PLEASE

ONE COPY OF SMASH BROS ULTIMATE,PLEASE

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Me on the left

Ultimate's players at least use deodorant
Smelee don't.

Why do showers frighten these people?
Feels good after a warm shower.

jesus christ

I feel like there's some kind of conspiracy against smash players at this point from fgc assholes who feel like its not a real fighting game

well maybe not a conspiracy but there are definitely people spreading malicious rumors because of jealousy

like my smash scene and everyone I know in it smell fine and I myself take a shower every other day (with soap) and I can't think of a single real life incident where smash players smelled more than any other fighting game player

really dishonest tactic but that's what happens when your at the top

uh oh stinky

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Deodorant doesn't work if you already smell
Deodorant is actually anti-bacterial. Sweat is mostly scentless when you first secrete it (unless you are an Indian who eats curry every day) and deodorant kills the bacteria that feed off of the fats and proteins present in sweat.

But, won't it combat the smell, even minimally?
Seams like anything is better than nothing.

Take a shower lol

Sweat stinks if you drink coffee.

Putting on a heavily scented deodorant doesn't hide the smell, it just mixes two smells together.
See middle school boys having axe parties after gym class.

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>Retards eat chocolate
>Therefore chocolate is bad

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I haven't showered for a week or more and i smell like death and piss right now

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>some kind of conspiracy against smash players
Or maybe everyone actually hates you at this point because you cunts keep shitting up the board instead of going to /vg/.

Remember that post about how this one bi monthly tournament held in a conference room was known as 'those people' because everyone smelt so bad and they avoided that room and eventually they couldn't host tournaments there because so many people complained about how bad it smelt. Someone post the screen cap

haha piss boi

Autism and poor personal hygiene go hand in hand. Dunno why, but that's the way it is.
t. sperg

>shower every other day

Gross

>jealousy

Why would anyone be jealous? Jealous of what exactly?

>when your (sic) at the top

literally what?

Protip, if you wont smell when sweating, you better shave (or wax) your armpits and your butt

Autists are always in a rush so they dont have time to shower. Also I've noticed autists cant wipe their asses properly

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Wouldn't it make the situation better, though?
Would you prefer the raw stink, or the masked stink with a nicer smell?

Once you actually get a good hygiene routine you feel like shit if you don't follow it though
t. also a sperg, once I started taking daily showers I couldn't stop although anything more than a minimal amount of deodorant just feels awkward/like shit

>Yea Forums - Twitter Screencaps

based pissboi

Neither of you are spergs, you've just convinced yourself you are because it's easier to chalk up your deficiencies to a medical classification and label than it is to face the reality that you are a disorganized mess who doesn't have control of himself or his life. Here's hoping you grow up eventually

Except it's hygiene autism like those people who think there's deadly bacteria on everything.

Pretty much. There's a twitter screenshot they like to spam here where a guy heard that someone supposedly shat themselves in a tournament, and his only source is
>dude trust me

You unironically live in a society, take a bath.

LMAO COPE smash shitters

>Here's hoping you grow up eventually
He says while posting on Yea Forums without a shred of irony.

Haha, I remember back when I thought like that too and tried to change. Almost ended up killing myself at the end of it.
I wish I was as naive as you are, dude. Must feel great thinking everything is in your power and you can do more than accept the unchangeable and learn to live with it.

Protips for lazyboys :shave all (ampits, butt, pubis and underballs) buy a shower glove and wash your parts and armpits, dont use too much deodorant. Use perfumes instead.

sounds pretty gay bro