Why are you not playing Overwatch, user?
Why are you not playing Overwatch, user?
Jaxson Moore
Alexander Nguyen
its not fun
Ayden Walker
No bikini skin for Zarya
Brody Nelson
nerf this
Gavin Smith
because blizzard won't release futa skins/heroes
Jose Robinson
I get more from the porn than the game.
Justin Campbell
>gameplay specifically crafted so that even the shittiest casual player can get a kill from time to time because he farmed dmg long enough to get the "i win" ultimate ability
>designed with consoles in mind with plenty characters that require zero aim
>shooting skill almost irrelevant
>everyone has a shield
>shit corridor maps
>trannies and gay characters
Matthew Murphy
Because I am forced to play healer and tank for even the slightest chance of winning.
Austin Sullivan
Buff Bastion
Josiah Fisher
The only good piece of art about Tracer is from PepperspotSunshine
Jonathan Jones
stop making these fucking threads you retarded tracer-worshipping jizzbrain
Michael Sullivan
because my brain isn't addicted to cumming
Eli Brooks
HOLY SHIT BASED
Kayden Sanchez
Oh noooooooooo
I’m gonna coooooommmmmmm
Lincoln Cooper
Because Reaper STILL doesn’t have that red pirate skin.
Ryan Hill
god all i want is to acquire an ass like that fuck
i need to do more donkey kicks and squats
Parker Clark
Shit balance.
Carter Butler
Because Lucio isn't viable anymore
Brandon Long
Because it's a bad game.
Hunter Bell
Man I would love to have a decent Ass thread on Yea Forums again... why my fellow Yea Forumsiggers? Why are the mods so fucking lame these days! WHY?!
Sure I understand if its too excessive to put a stop to it. But sometimes one thread is not gonna hurt anybody!
John Jones
>anime sameface
Jordan Butler
Because it's not on Switch yet.
Andrew Thompson
Goats mirror matches were actually far more entertaining to play than the Orisa based shit show we have right now.
Its uninstalled. Seeing as Tracer is front and center on the Blizzcon poster for this year hopefully she gets her own game so I can pretend Overwatch never happened.
Easton Rivera
maybe I'll be Tracer
Noah Perry
Nolan Sullivan
Oh and Role locking did nothing to fix the games problems it just made everything thats bad even more apparent.
Ian Reed
And rear.
Justin Williams
Wait, Overwatch girls look like THAT?!?
Isaiah Davis
>FB_IMG
the absolute state of wojakposters
Hunter Scott
Are you kidding? He's been low key broken since game launch. There is no excuse to ever die and not lead the game in damage as Bastion.
Brody Hughes
My laptop can't handle it and I'm waiting for the Switch version.
I wish I was joking.
I bought the game on day 1 without checking the specs.
Kevin Barnes
Because it's not 9-10pm when the homeboys are back from work.
Jonathan Hall
>British character
>COR BLOMIE
>FISH AND CHIPS
>ELLO
>WUT YA LOOKIN AT
Literally nobody I've met sounds like this at all outside of chavs,
Leo Hughes
because it's garbage.
Asher Allen
But I am. My group of friends got back into it after the 2/2/2 patch and we're having fun. It's a little annoying that we have to have a tank or two to find a game in any reasonable time, but we're having fun trying to win.
Also I fap to Mei porn.
Matthew Wilson
Man your last attempt didn't work, how come you utter faggots think this will work. I swear if I could shoot in a crowd of you people, I wouldn't hesitate one single second.
Its like trying to tell a group of drunk men in a bar to stop talking about tits and ass. Same here on Yea Forums. Almost everybody is a guy and most are on some type of drugs.
>Hurr durr!!
>Yer brain is full of cum
>Durr!
Joshua Howard
It's not meant to sound like an actual british person. It's a video game character whose entire over-the-top personality has to be conveyed in a handful of voicelines.
Connor Bell
Its distracting as hell. If your going to do it at least give her better lines.
Same deal with Widow Maker, TF2 got this right, being more focused on the writting and personality rather than the accent
Owen Cox
serious question, why not just go to a porn website like rule 34 or whatever? i mean i bet you even got this picture from rule 34 xxx so why the fuck are you so insistent on posting it here? can you even say that faux cutesy tranny shit "xd i rike thinking people fap to it"? do people even fap to images in threads? for me if i see something i like instead i leave the fucking site to go look at more stuff by the artist who the fuck do you think actually opens a thread on Yea Forums just to masturbate? children?
Andrew Jackson
I don't mind it at all. I think the characters are alright, although TF2 was better for sure. Tracer is meant to be kind of annoying anyway
Nicholas Powell
gamer is fun though
Charles Lee
It's a pastiche, but I do love to confuse foreigners by acting exactly like that online until one day they come to the UK and are disappointed. Not only will the people be brown but not wearing bowler hats either.
Alexander Wilson
yeah its nothing but paki's
Dominic Wright
Imagine all the trannies he fucking kills with his right arm
Dylan Fisher
The areas tourists visit will inevitably have more tourists and immigration due to the money that other people come to make.
David Wright
because I don't like hero shooters.
Jaxon Wright
You don't always fap to stuff you like to look at. Do you look at a girl outside, check out her ass and then furiously masturbate in public? Because after all there is no point in looking at a cute girl, unless you want to masturbate?
You can't just appreciate her body or her looks outside of masturbation?
The same is with tits, ass or whatever threads on Yea Forums. You just spend some time with your fellow Yea Forumsbros to look at some hot girls. That happen to be affiliated with video games. Nothing else.
It might entice you to masturbate and so you go to another site to do that. But most just sit and look. Maybe even talk about a specific character and her body or how she might react to certain behavior or even how she would smell. All that kind of stuff.
"Boy stuff" y'know.
Nicholas Nguyen
Because queues for DPS are like 20+ mins and it's not fun shooting into shields. I used to love this game but they've fucked it up. Stop adding shields, this used to be an FPS game. No anymore. Rather play CS now.
Carter Peterson
Because Fortnite is better.
Jason Ramirez
This whole post looks like it was written by some 30+ year old roastie that never understood guys in the first place.
Michael Davis
Because it’s shit
William Nelson
big hero 6
Austin Mitchell
I prefer Mei
Aaron Sanchez
I wanna marry Tracer.
Thomas Williams
you can also pilot a giant Baymax and dab
Jayden Rivera
I laready married Tracer
Ayden Campbell
that's not true, now i get much less games were people just throw after 1 fight and change role.
John Campbell
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Jack Barnes
Bill watch out! It's a coomer!
Lincoln Bailey
Some whiny bitch hit report because it didn't like the character I picked, money stolen.
Nathaniel Hall
>Its like trying to tell a group of drunk men in a bar to stop talking about tits and ass. Same here on Yea Forums. Almost everybody is a guy and most are on some type of drugs.
Yea Forums is the virgin incel board that hates drugs because muh degeneracy. But still fap to loli porn
Sebastian Davis
This entire site is what is known as an "image board" its entire purpose is for sharing "images" thats why you can't start a new thread without posting an "image".
Fuck me its not like theres a dearth of text based boards where you can discuss whatever it is you wish in a format set up to support that, unlike here which is primarily for posting FUCKING IMAGES.
Logan Reyes
William Stewart
John Cox
Why are big fat butts the best thing ever
And why dont (You) have a big butt yet anone?
Jonathan Thomas
I left after one round because I can't have fun playing a gimmick character, fuck overwatch.
TF2 will always come on top
Alexander Moore
I love super tight little butts alongside big fat butts.
Adam Carter
Why have there been so many overwatch threads starting with shit like this?
Christopher Martin
Luis Martinez
because the game is dying and they want more attention to their sjw game
Jace Lewis
Evan Sanders
Jack Morales
Kevin King
how to stop masterbaiting?
Thomas Jones
Bentley Harris
You don’t
Sebastian Kelly
Easton Gomez
Daniel Thomas
I see balls
Hunter Thomas
Grayson Jackson
Zachary Rivera
Because its trash, I've unironicly gone back to playing tf2 and I'm having way more fun now
Adam Reed
Charles Moore
That justifies posting pseudo-porn?
Brody Green
Yes actually, fun fact of the day for you friendo
Not nutting is unironicly worse for you than frequent masturbation, and unlike the junkscience memes from that cuumbrain picture financed by literal evangelicals to push an agenda, an actual objective study found the opposite, and that not nutting leads to a rise in prostate cancer, educate yourself
www(dot)health(dot)harvard(dot)edu/mens-health/ejaculation_frequency_and_prostate_cancer
Hudson Bennett
Why would you?
I'm not suppose to tonight and yet I'm considering it right now
Brody Green
The game is so fucking bland and shallow it's almost unbelievable, every single match is the same, pure, safe paint by numbers blizzshit
Logan King
I want to split her in half
Lucas Cruz
If its a picture that someone thinks is worth sharing then yes, thats the only pre-requisite thats needed to post anything here. If you don't enjoy that then as mentioned there are plenty other sites specifically built for text discussion and not image sharing.
tldr WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
Brandon Williams
Tracer is a lesbo and it adds nothing except making me dislike her more.
Good job Blizzard
Ian Allen
At this point I'm pretty sure these people are false-flagging trying to get more lewd posted. They've obviously lost
Camden Myers
honestly, same
Carter Anderson
I'm waiting for Switch's Definitive Edition at 540p 30fps no voice chat and people playing Widow with gyros.
Angel Moore
Originally thats what I thought as well, like it was some sort of in joke I never caught on to. No it appears that there are people here that actually think its a good place to discuss games.
Kayden Harris
Its not her fault Blizzard plucked her name out of a fucking hat in order to choose the token gay.
Aiden Robinson
I wish this guy scanned his art instead of taking fucking photos of it.
Brayden Myers
Because your game is fucking boring and your characters are only attractive in fan-art.
Grayson Martinez
People shit on Tobey and Sym all the time but I'd say Orisa's shield is one of the worst things that happened to Overwatch. It is such a no-brain skill that just slows the game down.
Connor Wilson
>lesbo
Tracer is straight.
Julian Ortiz
why don't you just go to reddit
Angel Perry
It's pretty bullshit, how do you even counter it? There's Sombra I guess but you actually have to know what you're doing compared to the ease of just crapping out free barriers with one button
Dylan Ward
Wyatt Flores
You get yourself an Orisa, a Sigma, a Doom and a couple of healers and you smash them into the other teams Orisa, Sigma and Doom until one wins.
Isaac Brown
because its a gay game for retards
Jayden Hughes
but everyone always paired her with widowmaker
out of all the characters she makes a lot of sense
Kayden Myers
So sad people don say Tits or gtfo anymore
Nolan Moore
What's the point? Just fap to the SFM porn and call it good. Not giving my money to Actiblizz in the current year.
Kevin Ward
Because shields fucking everywhere, and Sigma's inclusion only made it worse. Now you get to have a shield in your face specifically wherever he wants
Camden Long
Imagine the sour smell
Evan Lewis
>make the cute and sexy tomboy waifu a lesbian just because a few people on tumblr ship her with women (like they do with every character in existence)
No. It did not make sense for Blizzard to make Tracer a lesbian at all.
Jayden Russell
Ook ook
Aaron Brooks
>a few people
have you not seen the ammount of tracerxwidowmaker porn?
Brandon Adams
Tracer participates with threesomes with Emily and Scout from TF2
Thomas Thomas
At work right now
I play the game in bursts
Maybe a month or so from now Ill pick it up for a short time
Hammond and Reaper are the only things I have fun on.
Jace Cook
There's much more porn of Tracer getting fucked by men.
Jaxson Wilson
because I can't stare at my character's ass while playing the game
Levi Butler
Aren't the servers down for maintenance right now? Is this whole thread just to jerk off while you're waiting for the servers to come back?
Carson Johnson
absolutely based
Owen Allen
too busy fappin
Adrian Gomez
>people ship Widow and Tracer
Tracers gay now
>people do gay ship with 76 and Reaper
76 is gay now
Camden Ramirez
because I'm playing TF2
Grayson Wilson
why is that