We Who Rule in the Shadows

Black Eagle Strike Force was very cool and cute. Fuck off, lizard.

Why does this game look like absolute ass but is still fun to play

t. Hubert

Fuck off Hubert.

I, for whatever reason, started calling Death Knight instead Dark Man, and I haven't stopped and now Mercedes is John Freeman help

Aw man imagine being ordered to massage her feet after a long day of marching, gently running your thumbs over her soles and up to her toes, desperately trying to get her as relaxed as possible so she won't notice your raging boner as you eye up her gorgeously thick yet delicate tight-clad thighs, gaining little peeks at her crotch whenever she shifts her legs, having to fight off your animalistic urges as you pretend to be her servant. Man that would suck haha

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I'm actually pleasantly suprised with the soundtrack, though I haven't heard the later pieces yet
A lot of it sounds like they're really trying to be Attack on Titan or something though, sounds really anime

They sound better in Japanese, but you autists will pretend that everything is an easy 1 for 1 translation you disengenious faggots

>They sound better in Japanese
Exactly what a loser would say.

And as usual heres a fucking weeb who thinks everything sounds cool in Japanese as if on cue.

>they sound better in japanese, so you shouldn't complain about how they sound in english
Are you retarded?

Nips come up with retarded names and nicknames for everything.

Localisation on stuff like this must be hell. So much of the dialogue and story contains these dumb, verbose, and overly dramatic nicknames. It's completely jarring because people don't speak like that in most places outside of Japan unless they are legitimately, medically, autistic.

>WOAH IT'S JERALT THE BLADE BREAKER
>WHO PROFESSOR YOURE THE ASHEN DEMON-FELL STAR
>DO YOU KNOW WHAT ARIANRHOD IS CALLED PROFESSOR? THE SILVER MAIDEN
>ITS CALLED FODLANS LOCKET BECAUSE ITS ON FODLANDS THROAT AND ITS CALLED FODLANDS THROAT CUZ ITS LIKE A NECK BETWEEN ALMYRA AND FODLAN PROFESSOR
>WOW PROFESSOR LOOK IT'S CYRIL, ALSO CALLED THE ARCHBISHOP'S TOILET BRUSH

Real creative Fódlan

>dubfags

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>your party doesn't get a cool superhero team name on the other routes
Lame

Objectively incorrect.

I told her it was dumb and she still continued. Bitch.

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I wanna fuck Rhea

Same. Edeltard a shit.

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Byleth always looks like he's still upset that his dad woke him up.

Bullying Edelgard is the best part of Edelgard's route. I swear I've seen the Edelgard lost suport arrow more then everyone else combined.

Edelgard deserves better than bullying.

I know right? Why would you bully Edelgard when you can bully the Bernie?

>failing to understand what kanji a word is written in gives it many undertones
>failing to understand the cultural weight behind the word
Autists and faggots the lot of you

Silence weeaboo

I don't understand why she is called Edgelord when she is a woman.

Edgelady doesn't roll off the tongue the same way.

so?
a revolutionary force called "those who do not wear breeches" who viciously murder the nobility and turn a country into a terror regime that finally devours itself is something that happened in the real world.
real names are not very smart or catchy, and when nobility tries to make something sound impressive a lot of pretentious shit is thrown around.
all those names fit perfectly.

t. Thinks gooks sound cooler because you can't tell if its cringe or not and thinks all jap VAs give good performances
We get it you love japshit now fuck off.

based

>posts in a thread for japshit

True. Just goes to show all FE fags care about is waifus and pandering. Who cares if the game is easy as fuck and the maps and mechanics uninspired? Check out those waifus lol bernadetta best girl uwu

Because she can be the lord class.

>everything is an easy 1 for 1 translation you disengenious faggots
When has anybody in the history of humankind ever claimed this

Sylvaine is best bro!

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God I want Edelgard to add me to her yuri harem.

Dilate, tranny

I wanna taste Ingrid's well groomed and maintained ass

Fucking chuunis

But you’re a man user.

Get in line, bitch

>LOOK IT'S CYRIL, ALSO CALLED THE ARCHBISHOP'S TOILET BRUSH
Fucking hell user. Kek'd

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>Edelgard owning a harem
She's a super sub for (you), she'd gladly wear a leash in public if (you) asked.

If you join up with the Church, Rhea named everything in the organization after herself.

Because graphics are irrelevant to gameplay

How do you guys think the golden route will go down?

It is strictly impossible to make Edelgard abandon her war in favor of cooperating with the other two Lords.

What, this is totally false
People and places got all kinds of crazy titles and names throughout history.
Italy is literally nicknamed "the Boot" because it looks like a boot.
Afghanistan has the nickname "Graveyard of Empires"
Go look at some of the nicknames US Presidents used to get.
People used to be more dramatic.

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no they don't.

That’s why you have Arundel usurp her and take control of the empire

How about we not make the Revelations mistake again

I love my wife Bernadetta! The cutest member of the Black Eagles!

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literally

No, burn it all down.

sounds brutal

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Why would he do that?

he sees her killing solon, then he decides she's not worth it after that

To be fair revelations had a ton of other problems besides just forcing an obligatory golden rout

The problem with Revelations wasn’t that it was a golden route.

Literally only true for Black Eagle Strike force

This.

Somebody just post that cropped rhea and jeralt image already

God, the shitty writers in this game. When are people going to be able to make believable geographic landmarks and give them nicknames?

>HERE WE ARE, IN THE CRADLE OF THE WORLD, PROFESSOR! IT’S CALLED THAT BECAUSE HISTORIANS BELIEVE CIVILIZATION STARTED HERE
>YOU SEE THAT COUNTRY DOWN THERE, PAST THE MOUNTAINS, PROFESSOR? IT’S CALLED ITALY, BUT SOME PEOPLE CALL IT THE BOOT BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE A BOOT
>THIS PARTICULAR PART OF FORIDA IS CALLED THE PANHANDLE BECAUSE IT LOOK LIKE PANHANDLE
>YOU KNOW WHAT PEOPLE CALL PRESIDENT NIXON? TRICKY DICK! I THOUGHT THAT WAS INTERESTING
>MAKE SURE TO HYDRATE! WE’RE ABOUT TO WALK INTO DEATH VALLEY. THEY CALL IT THAT HERE BECAUSE IT’S SO HOT
>VIVA LAS VEGAS! SOME PEOPLE CALL IT SIN CITY HERE BECAUSE YOU CAN GAMBLE, DRINK, AND EVEN LEGALLY HIRE PROSTITUTES PRETTY MUCH ANYWHERE HERE

Even now we have people calling Trump names from God Emperor to Mango Mussolini.

Gay

All of this shitposting doesn't matter in the end, because there will be a dlc release where all sides band together and join forces to fight the true big bad. And that will be the canon ending.

Are there any games in the series that are not worth playing?

>We Who Rule In The Shadows
>They Who Slither In The Dark
>not stupid

>Play on normal
>Game's a total cakewalk

>will probably get my ass handed to me on hard

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boy I'm glad you don't play Falcom games

Should have been the
B lack
E agle
S trike
T eam

Don't worry, Hard is also a cakewalk.

"Archeozoic Big Hole" aside I can't remember any dumb names in Kiseki aside from chuuni stuff like "The Bladelord"

yea that's the joke, everyone in kiseki has a chuuni title

yeah no, you need at most 2 months more to go above evenly matched into the snowballing phase. and by snowballing i mean fuckhuge avalanche of snow as far as the eye can see.

u currently categorize my enemies into:
1-shot by low lvl party member, xp fodder
1-shot by avg guy
2-shot by avg (bosses)

That's even worse

There is literally nothing wrong with Fodlan's Throat and Fodlan's Locket is clever.

That's why you should do the opposite instead. Claude can already survive in BE route so that's easy so then you just have to give Dimitri his milkies and he'll join you.

>Dimitri would join the flame emperor in destroying his homeland and killing his people
No

This

And if they changed the names in the translation you'd get people complaining about "MUH LOCALIZATION NAME CHANGES"

they did change the fucking names you mong

Why is there no hentai of manleth lovingly dominating Edelgard yet? It's all yuri.

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Yes, really.

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Physically where is all that STR packed into her frame?

the crests user, it's all in the crests

Dimitrigard

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Only lesbians like Edelgard because no other demographic can ignore that she killed millions

Is the first fire emblem fun?

It holds up surprisingly fine but it's a bit different from the rest of the series starting with the third game. I'd say give it a shot and if you aren't really feeling it, give the abridged book 1 version from Mystery of the Emblem or the DS remake a shot.

Play Shadow Dragon instead

I had my fun with it but I'd recommend the DS remake over it.

She really doesn't.

It's not the same if she's not a crestnigger

It was for the greater good.