BASED

fpbp

It's funded (???) by KFC

It's fucking published by KFC. Why wouldn't they take themselves seriously?

Honestly, if they want to sell more chicken instead of making a funny VN they should work on their prices. Fast food prices have gotten pretty ridiculous the past 5 years, especially stuff like KFC and Taco Bell that used to be pretty reasonable or good deals.

It's going to be $10+ and like 2 hours long, isn't it?

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>Your choices have real consequences with real animated characters’ feelings at stake.
>A degree from a fictional culinary school

Kek
Based KFC

yeah
went there for the first time in years last month and was shocked that it was 20 bucks for an 8 piece bucket without sides
they can fuck off, I know how to fry chicken at home

Have you seen a fucking single KFC ad in the last two years? They're going full gearbox-tier DUDE META IRONY LOL XDDDD.

>tfw used to get the tendie meal for like $5-6 and now it's like $9 or more and they always forget my side

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Features:
- 9 lovable characters
- Multiple hours of play-through
- Dateable Colonel Sanders
- A secret ending! Shh!
- Secret recipes! Double Shh!
- Cooking battles
- Battle battles
- Earn a degree from a fictional culinary school
- 11 Herbs and Spices
- Cute miniature food
- Officially created by KFC. No, really

This game has EVERYTHING

twitter.com/kfcgaming

It's free.

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I want to FUCK Aeshleigh.

>DEVELOPER:
>Psyop
Are "they" even trying to hide it?

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What the fuck is this world I live in? How is this a certified verified official KFC account?

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I mean they're still ultra fast food shills, but that was pretty funny.

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Why people are mad about this?

Based KFC isn't one of those drones that thinks Reach was bad

>Developer
>Psyop

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We've reached the point where the faceless mega-corporation is more relatable than any of your friends.

>implying

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KFC not spicy enough to comment on ODST?
that's the real test

>HALO 5

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good thing I don't have any then

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Woah...it all makes sense

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It's just a new corporate strategy to part idiots from their money, and honestly it's pretty genius. People don't give a fuck about TV ads anymore and all these zoomers get off on this shit. Tell me when KFC is cheaper than my local chicken place that has better quality and I'll think about buying their shit again.

>We've reached the point where the faceless mega-corporation is more relatable than any of your friends.
Its Machine Learning in action user.
They've been studying this place and other social media for a decade now, consuming zettabytes of text from the public.

This is the end result.

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Sauce

>not donarudo dating sim
i pass

Oh yeah I forgot about Tay. Whatever happened to it?

What are those things on his tombstone? Like some kind rank badges he earned in games?

Shoah'd

That's hilarious desu

Are you fucking autistic? You're asking why KFC isnt taking an ironic joke dating VN with a chicken backdrop seriously? It's just some goofy PR you double gay nigger

microsoft slammed it down hard, essentially wiping it's conciousness.

That girl is extremely cute, this is the best shitty ironic VN ever.

Japan loves KFC

Fuck the girl, I want the JoJo knockoff

>Solo comes out
>for some reason modern writers need a justification for Chewbacca/Chewie
>also need a justification for Lando wearing a cape for some reason

visit one in third-world countries. still cheap and they're still actually good, proper chicken.

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America was a mistake

I bet Japan's gonna love this.

Bill's secret police put her to death.

I liked the one where Reba McEntire played the Colonel for some reason.

*Humanity

>Japan
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_of_the_Colonel

Do they use chicks as substitute to Chickens there? That shit is fucking tiny.

So KFC is vidya now, right?

Absolutely.

KFC is now vidya and comics thanks to the DC comics.

KFC has more to do with gaming than half the board now.
Burger King had that 360 game years ago too so that's vidya as well.

Damn.... so this.... is the power..... of late-stage capitalism....
Epic...

Grand Order desu

I can't believe I can purchase an official VN made by an American fast food restaurant that features a fanged girl with huge tits in an apron with a cleavage cutout. I clicked on this thread expecting to roll my eyes at another shitty ironic tumblr-made VN but now I'm just confused at the state of advertising.

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You need to go back to whatever shithole you crawled out of, faggot.

I WANT TO fuck AESHLEIGH!!!!

>late-stage
What do they call it in 100 years?

basd

You can't purchase it user. It's FREE! Download it on release, get some KFC, and enjoy your FREE game.

>this is an official kfc product

what the fuck

Post-ironic capitalism

>KFC paid a company to make a free visual novel where you can fuck a bishounen version of their mascot, who was also a real person

I'm not sure about this timeline anymore.

I'm at that point in my life where I'm old enough to not need porn anymore now that I have a live-in girlfriend, and some nights after work you don't want to immediately start playing some adrenaline pumping game you just want to relax and I used to do that with Eroge VNs but I'm going to load up Taimanin and relieve my teenage years but something like this might actually be a fun afternoon.

I always thought games that doubled as blatant advertisement had a certain charm, like Chex Quest, Cool Spot, Pepsiman, Sneak King and now this. Is there a name for this sub-genre yet?

I hate this?

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jesus christ I cant wait for the flood of porn of that character

The heart shaped cleavage window is a little lewd for a game that's connected to a multinational restaurant chain... How are they going to get away with this?

Finally, a game actually catered to my fellow dark skin compatriots.

For me, it's a mcchicken

Look at the size of those thighs.

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>heart shaped
it's chicken wing shaped

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>there's even skindentation
I seriously don't know what to think anymore.

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I prefer the crying brown girl with green fair.

I'm more of a Church's Chicken guy, myself

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I think that's the MC

What does that have to do with video games?

That God is kind and merciful.

Same, brother.

It's my gamer fuel

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>MC is a nigger
kek holy shit based KFC

Elevates this from dumb meme vn to actually funny

This is a response to all that Wendy's porn isn't it.
They want us to fap to bishi Colonel Sanders and big titty fangy girl.

>freemason
he was never the poor struggling chicken cook that they wanted us to believe.
He's a godamn shabbos

>Sneak King
This needs a fucking port and remaster. It cannot stay dead on the 360.

That's the best friend character

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The opening titles her as "best friend", so I doubt you'll be playing as her. MC is probably an anonymous self-insert.

Well, around the same time as all the Wendy's porn, people were doing pics of Colonel Sanders to "be fair." Someone at KFC probably shared those photos with their boss, and now we got this. Maybe Wendy's will follow after.

You faggot retard, the black chick is your "best friend"

and how exactly did you find this?

>VNs based off of actual fast food chains
Can we count these as unofficial Hataraku Maou-sama VNs?

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to be fair, that's kfc uk

Is there any ecchi or just dumb chicken?

>big tiddies
>heart-shaped cleavage hole
>thigh-highs
>skirt
>skindentation

Was KFC trying to get my dick hard?

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>published by KFC
>developed by a company called Psyop

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I want to fuck my Best Friend

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Nigga how'd you forget the fang?

>similar production quality then some actually airing anime
okay epic

You forgot to mention her navel being visible for some unholy reason. And the fang. And her thick eyelashes.
Jesus christ muh

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I looked it up and apparently KFC also has a romance novel.
Is it good? asking for a friend.

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We live in a timeline where a multinational grease chicken seller has created a visual novel romance game featuring its old coronel as a hunk, whilst shitposting about50 herbs and spices and shitpoting about videogames on twitter.

We have reached a timeline where there seriously is a visual novel, published by KFC, created by a studio named Psyop, about fucking overpriced (but delicious) kentucky fried chicken , featuring atleast 2 waifus, a jojo character and the colonel.

Someone pinch me awake from this fucking fever dream of a timeline. Please, this shits getting too fucking whack.

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I'm talking about my dick, not our collective dicks! All of that other stuff is also great, but the five things I mentioned are enough for my dick.

Why is this so high quality?

After those KFC DC comics, I'm pretty sure KFC is willing to spend big money on these random marketing ideas to make sure they're good.

I wish I could include the music on this board, it fits so damn well it's scary.

They call it Clown World but nobody was laughing, nobody was entertained.
Now the name has meaning.

>nowadays
Western VNs have only ever been meme parodies of Japanese ones

Those DC comics were way too fucking good. They even got the crazy continuity cosmology correct. The fucking head writers at DC know less about DC continuity than KFC.

This can’t be real

It is both real and official.

It somehow is. Also credit where credit is due. The food porn is pretty decently drawn.

How many layers of shitposting are we on?

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>high quality
Watch more anime.

Fuck I want KFC now, congratulations colonel you got me

oh no it might actually be good, what do we do?

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Yeah, it's better quality than most things airing today

I want to get off the clown world wild ride.
But I also want to see where it will take me.
I for one welcome this absurd world.

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The scary thing is that this waifu hits like everyone of my buttons. Like am I that easy to figure out?
Like holy fuck.

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It’s finger-lickin good

>t. k-on connoisseur

The video games we shitpost about are starting to outshitpost us.

>wendy’s: let's secretly commission porn of our mascot
>KFC: *shotposts loudly*

My dick - it is intensifying to the point where I may not be able to contain it.

Play it and draw porn of the hot chick.

I wonder how much fried chicken she eats

Big tits, ponytails and skirts aren't exactly niche tastes, user.

>t. ronald

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Those two characters might as well be the embodiment of weeb pop culture. JoJo and every single fucking trait that's popular. In the past, what, 5 years I've seen the popularity of thick thighs rise.

Isn't Wendy supposed to be 12? How did they get away with it?

You are, but it's not like that's a bad thing, just enjoy the service.

>you will never be able to tame her fiery heart and marry her
>you will never come home to your beautiful wife preparing a 10-piece meal for you and her to enjoy while the kids are staying over at a friend's house
>she will never put on her old culinary school outfit just for you since you two have off tomorrow and the night is young

What's the point of living in this world when the game will only let me date Col. Sanders?

This timeline is too fucking whack. I can barely handle it.
Too fucking many user. Too fucking many.
In a way, I want it to get more absurd but I fear I may not be able to handle it. The new generation will be born with this shit normalized, its whack.

I wonder how often she braps

You're seeing the big picture, but your ignoring the details. Look at those thighs and navel. Like look at the cleavage, it's in the shape of a heart. Look at her little fang.

But fangs, navel being visible, skindentation and heart shaped boob windows are.

>Implying K-On is poorly animated

So the twist is it's another subversive VN that turns into horror halfway through, isn't it

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>am I that easy to figure out
It's more that you have generic as fuck taste.

Drawings aren't real

I don't know, the ghost, robot, shota, and dog might mean it's just very whimsical.

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No they aren't.

There's 9 love interests

They are to normalfags and corporations.

>Multiple hours of play-through

so, what, 2?

I hope it just turns into Cromartie with a cast like that

>Robot
What robot? I just see an ordinary chef.

I don't think it'll go horror but it will be a monster. I'm betting on the magic of friendship and those delicious herbs and spices will defeat the monster.
Horror would be too easy and boring for this.
Also because no one else has
watch this
youtube.com/watch?v=j2D3z73cg_M

user...
Dogs can't cook, obviously it's a dog robot

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Oh shit we've got the writer in the thread

Where's ODST?

>hes so used to eating steroid and hormone injected chicken hes forgotten what an actual portion size looks like
were fucked.

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Well the dc crossover comics were very popular so why the hell not.

There are 9 lovable characters, but I doubt they'll let you date them. One of them is basically a shota, after all.

If that shota is actually above 18 I'll fucking lose it.

I was actually really fucking relived the aquaman movie didn't do this, especially when Arthur came out of the waterfall in his classic costume.

Friendship route, duh

Is streamer bait a genre?

Late stage capitalism causes far bigger problems than a silly marketing dating sim.

Someone just draw porn of the thicc girl already.

Is Oscar bait a genre?
Figure out the answer to that question and you will have the answer to the streamer one.

It should be but isn't officially so on paper.

>shota
POST PIC

And hopefully I get a coupon from it

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see

They aren't all like that, it's just that that with how easy they are to make and how text based they are they're the easiest method of making a comedy game by far, along with their association with anime massively increasing the "IRONY IS MY ENTIRE SENSE OF HUMOR AND I HAVEN'T BEEN GENUINE ABOUT MY ENJOYMENT OF SOMETHING SINCE I WAS 13 YEARS OLD" mentality.

Making a straightforward story that is actually trying to tell a story is a lot less simple than making a joke about taking common anime tropes and putting them in a previously uncombined situation.

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Oh i missed that, my bad.

Thanks user.

was about to comment on incoming lawsuit but KFC is publisher.

top kek

Now it's Wendy turn with a full blown erotic novel

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Now the question is
Would you the Colonel?

Fucking based. I remember finding this years ago when I was in a huge Sly Cooper kick in my early teens. Thank you for reminding me

But what happens when the dog starts purposely making the wrong order? What will we do then? We should make plans now...

KFC thread?
KFC thread!

instagram.com/p/BwDCzv6Acey/?hl=en

Everyone give out your ideal artist for the H-Scenes
First for Taimanin Asagi's artist.

Zoomer era really is the peak of cynicism

You're welcome user. As soon as I saw KFC my mind just went straight to it.

I hope it's an equal opportunity thing where I can date both boys and girls. Save Sanders for last since his route will probably be the "true" one.

>KFC published a romance novel starring Col. Sanders
>KFC funded 2-3 DC comics that actually do a good job of making Col. Sanders part of the continuity
>KFC created a boy band for Mother's day
>KFC is now creating a visual novel where you can date Col. Sanders

Who approves all of these marketing campaigns?

Irony is the real mindkiller

>I'm at that point in my life where I'm old enough to not need porn anymore now that I have a live-in girlfriend
it's sad that it is so accepted that suffering with longing for women for a significant portion of your life is inevitable, that it is treated as normal.
I wish it could be treated like a problem.

Either some kind of robot/machine or all the suits are just way too high on multiple illicit substances that they think every idea is a good idea.

not my ideal but inb4 they hire the hentai artist that did Xenoblade 2's designs.

The marketing guy doing coke lines off a puerto ricans abs while munching on chicken wings. Atleast I assume thats how it usualy goes becaue the US advertisement for KFC is fucking batshit while here in europe its mostly tame.

Oh god they should hire Raita.

Apparently they even have one of those soulless funko pops. Also fuck, I just remembered they did a line of promotions with WWE that were also pretty popular.

You have good taste friends

Are other fast food chains even trying?

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He never was. Has anybody read up on him?
>Got kicked out of the army for fighting
>Became a lawyer and got disbarred for knocking out his client in court.
>Bought a gas station and got in a shootout with the gas station across the street. The shell rep touring his gas station died.
Sanders was batshit insane.

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>tags: mindbreak, rape

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How many black girls he fucked?

Obsessed.

>KFC also livestreamed cats climbing a Col. Sanders cat tower for 4 hours

Apparently not, user.

Okay so real talk. Did KFC get jealous of Wendy becoming a smug anime girl or something?

I genuinely can't imagine the business meeting during which this idea was pitched.
Like, the guy must've had balls of steel because this only could've ended in two ways, getting fired on spot or convincing the management board to fund the game via use of dark arts or black magics.

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You can't just take the top spot from THE Colonel Sanders and get away with it

Place your bet: flavor of the month like Bowsette or a new beginning for corporations mascot porn?

The Colonel wanted to show that stupid bitch how to really make anime

Okay real talk now. Real fucking talk.

Is our PC a girl or a boy? Can we fuck our rival or are we forced to go with the Colonel?

Why contain it? Let is spill over to the church and schoolyards.

I studied marketing for years so I could earn a bachelor's degree, and now I get released into a world like this.

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>someone who worked at KFC had an idea for a waifu and bullshitted a marketing campaign to have her made

Let's be real, this is someone's waifu right here Someone at KFC wanted this VN to happen just so their waifu was in a game.

Considering their marketing antics and the success of the Wendy's mascot, I feel like he simply introduced the concept of VNs to them and they immediately said yes.

>dev is called Psyop
>homoshit
>Freemason Shriner
oy vey

The dude that does the disgustingly anorexic magical girls?

Good thing you're getting a real useful degree in shitposting by staying on this basket weaving forum

Whats bad about this game's marketing?

Which person at KFC got wet at thinking of Bishie Colonel?

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Probably some female suit

The same person who approved of young Instagram using Colonel and Boy Band Colonel. Maybe the fucking CEO has a thing for Colonel?

How long until fast-food marketing becomes a place where we could get a 12 episode anime series by a major studio?

Turtle.fish.paint

Any other choice is objectively incorrect.

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Come on bro it's 2019.
Regardless of your sex, you can probably choose to hook up with anybody in the cast.

shadman

Well KFC is pretty popular in Japan so my bet is them getting one first

I wish I could say you were wrong, user, but I got the feeling that that is where we're heading. We're reaching shitposting levels that shouldn't be possible.

Didn't McDonald's fund a short anime thing last year or so?

Hataraku Maou-sama exists

Criminally underrated post.

Reminder that the ChadAngel works at KFC and the wagecuck Devil works at McDonalds

what a fucking chad holy shit

>Fast food companies are now videogame publishers, movie publishers, book publishers

>buy our fast food gamer snacks
>KFC at E3

STOP MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing's wrong with the marketing of the game, but it goes completely against everything they teach you. Traditionally, you're supposed to play it as safe as possible, but every now and then companies can identify upcoming trends and cash in on them properly. Stuff like the Torches of Freedom campaign realizing that the women's rights movement was destined to succeed and expanding their marketing by using them.

This is one of those moments but it's just weird. It's gone from expanding the demographic to changing and refocusing it. I feel like a Boomer who re-entered the job market after the turn of the milennium. Go back ten years ago and tell literally any marketing director what would end up happening between Twitter accounts and promotions like these and they'd look at you like you were insane. Burger King's 360 games are probably the earliest examples of shitposting like this, and even it went practically years before another company tried something like it.

>Didn't McDonald's fund a short anime thing last year or so?
youtube.com/watch?v=ZTrC86mmPaw

We're one step closer to this being a reality.

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I hope this does well. I could always use more big titty anime girls in my life.

>CIA designing weeb dating sims for corporations
How long until walmart gets a dating sim?

The group is called Bear Hand now dummy

Fast Food Quartet when?

>KFC has unironically funded a dating sim VN
>its literally free
>its in response to wendy's porn shitpost
this is the most wonderful timeline, I feel bad for the dumb faggots who blew time into a shitty useless marketing degree when you can just shitpost your way into jobs now.

It's so weird seeing the M the right way around in an anime style work.

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH HOW DO WE STOP IT Yea Forums?

WE'RE REACHING A SINGULARITY HUMANITY WAS NEVER MEANT TO REACH
THE WARP IS OVERTAKING US ALL

Ronald and the Colonel both have MUGEN memes, at least.

>>its in response to wendy's porn shitpost
wait, what?

Is he supposed to look like Joseph joestar?

Bros, How do I get a degree in shitposting?

yawn
at least it's well-made
I hope for it the humor is decent

fuck off for a bit there mate

Clown world leads inexorably towards piss earth.

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Theres a fuckton o porn of the wendys mascot and rumor goes that wendy's themselves funded it.

I want to see more. More dating sims where we can see how far other companies would go when it comes to designing the love interests.

Do you not remember all the porn of the Wendy's mascot that appeared after Wendy's twitter became popular?

IT IS AS THOUGH A THOUSAND MOUTHS CRY OUT IN PAIN

IT IS A GOOD PAIN

It's because Colonel Sanders wrote a romance novel

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Use Yea Forums for excessive amounts of time. For an accelerated degree in shitposting use Yea Forums during prime Australian hours to halve the time required.

>the warp is simply Yea Forums expanding it's reach across space and time
remember lads, your here forever, they will be too one day.

Those KFC Fries look good. What KFC is this one located?

Mr Bone's has never lied once.

go away incel

I want a burger king hack and slash game. Or a mcdonalds horror survival game. Or a carl jrs turn based rpg

You know the worst part about all of this? You can actually feel some semblance of sincerity in this.

We've embraced the post-ironic timeline so hard that we've entered a point where you can't tell whether people are being genuine or ironic anymore.

We already have a Burger King stealth game, what more do you want?

>Gatorade publishes games
>IT HAS ELECTROLYTES THAT GAMERS CRAVE!

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Luzon seems to be in the Philippines

>Wendy's can just be open about turning their mascot into an anime waifu
>McDonalds can corner the clown pepe market with a clown waifu
>Burger King has so many options for burger princesses
>Dairy Queen can finally be a Queen

>Turn the different flavors into girls
>they're lacking in electrolytes
>You have to fill them with yours*wink wink*

isnt this already featured in every basketball game known to man

>Burger King
Nah they fucked up and wanted to make Depression Meals and other woke shit. They're a lost cause.

They better release that weird KFC training VR game

Any other answer than Bucha-U is just plain wrong

>inb4 KFC pays off Valve to give them steam front page status
How would you feel Yea Forums?

>another "ironic subversive western VN"
>from a mega-corporation that sells trash food

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It can be a redemption arc.

Arby's had their shot at it then Twitter mobs went apeshit because they drew her in a chibi form. Trannies lost their fucking minds and now it's like it didn't even happen.

as a sponsored ad but soon all these fucking billion dollar food companies are gonna start expanding to stupid levels, they are just starting to learn what happens when you invest into your company instead of milking it away into offshore accounts

You got a pic of that Arby's thing?

>features 11 herbs and spices
i chuckled

You make a valid point. Don't let us down Burger King. Also remaster Sneak King.

Right here. This is what caused Twitter to go up in flames for at least a couple days.

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Action RPG with fast food theme sounds generic but alright to me.
>you are a burger flipper in the Junk Food World
>Evil Vegans have taken all the food and everyone is starving
>The gods of Junk Food ie Sanders to Wendy task you to save the Junk Food World
>hunt beef and chicken to make food
>currency is calories
>weapons are kitchen utensils
>build up special meals like the Big Mac for special abilities
>boss is some vegan who wants everyone not to eat meat and become a skinny hippy

You all realize we're not just a step away from having election campaigns have anime girls in them right?

Or better yet, they're going to send a rocket into space filled with nothing but anime girls. And this'll be the very first instance of aliens showing up because they realized that we've finally advanced as a species.

Underrated

I shouldn't be surprised that something innocent caused twitter to shit itself in rage.

>And this'll be the very first instance of aliens showing up because they realized that we've finally advanced as a species.
kek

the fuck they on about? we have fucking red and yellow clowns and literal poop as mascots and this looks normal.

What if aliens are just cute anime girls?

What an absolute fucking madman.

>Dairy Queen
>Literal milkers titty monster

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it's because she's a loli isn't it?

Do Aliens watch anime?

Really? It's just a packet drawn up like a girl. They should have took the pic's advice and drew it in their own style if it pissed them off that much.

Why wouldn't they? It's our greatest cultural export.

lolifags BTFO

>And this'll be the very first instance of aliens showing up because they realized that we've finally advanced as a species.
This could backfire if we show absolutely abhorrent taste so only Japan gets to decide what goes in the rocket.

>tfw Buzz Aldrin got to fuck cat girls on the moon

dammit should i waifu the brown chick or the red chick. fucking kfc man.

Fun fact: Colonel Sanders heavily, heavily regretted selling KFC to corporate suits and in the later years of his life, had an extremely bad relationship with KFC.

>ayyy plans to conquer earth but finds out our entertainment media is interesting
>human ends up becoming the source of entertainment through out the galaxy as everyayyy buys anime, manga, comic, cartoon, novels and vidya gaems
>ayyy overlords fight over who gets to have the exclusive content contracts from us

shh eat chicken like a good goy

>Buzz Aldrin wants us to go back to the moon so he can reunite with his cat girl wife

This just sounds like the setup to Nyaruko-chan

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That's pretty much what happened yeah. They were pissed because she looked underage and Arby's went on to say that it was a chibi drawing and that she was in her 50's.
Of course this made twitter seethe even further.

he particularly hated the gravy
>I had the greatest gravy in the world and those sons of bitches they dragged it out and extended it and watered it down that I'm so goddamn mad.

>REEEEE YOU CAN'T DRAW LITTLE GIRLS THAT MAKES YOU A PEDO
Another reason to hate trannies

I doubt it's KFC, just someone using the name there.

Yeah it's way better than your average anime

>Twitter trannies hate loli
>Arby's: No it's fine she's legal
>Twitter trannies seethe with rage as legal lolis are worse for them because they don't look 40 when they're in their mid 20's or like men.

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This pic is oozing soul

It's KFC. The game is full of trademarked shit. Only KFC could publish it.

It's seriously legit. KFC would have shut this thing down already if it wasn't published by them.
Also fraud is a crime.

>How do you do, fellow anime fans?
Yipes.

Let's be honest here.
If these mega corps embrace 2D shit's fucking over for 3D women.

Do you know how rabid and effective the marketing campaign would be if all these corporations did that shit all at once? Literally millions of men across the world are going to get indoctrinated into loving 2D girls. Fuck forget men. Do you know how fucking this would be for a kid growing up surrounded by ads filled with nothing but cute 2D girls?

Women have no chance if that takes off. Humanity would die out in a few generations.

Why do Twitter trannies hate lolis so much?

I had a feeling corporate homofags ruined his legacy
I have my doubts a freemason & shriner would support freely promoting homosexual propaganda marketing like this

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Sounds beautiful - a perfect world.

It's not homosexual if you (female) wants to fuck the Colonel and more importantly if you (male) wants fuck that thicc rival.

So only two girls to date? A brown chick and the boob chick?

Daddy as fuck..

Mariya Takeuchi - Suteki na Holiday

youtube.com/watch?v=9hmWRwClhZ0

The official KFC Christmas Song in Japan you always hear every Christmas in Japan.

>>inb4 KFC pays off Valve to give them steam front page status
valve VN when?

Well, I hope humanity doesn't die out before the crossover episode between Colonel-San and Smug Wendy-Chan.

Because the internet only became as accessible as it is when smartphones came about and people feel the need to have a marge simpson soccermom episode as soon as they see something that seems foreign to them. They're not desensitized like us and they don't know how to handle it.

Popeyes is waaay better than KFC. That being said, this is pretty cool.

Italian women are a gift

In a perfect world this would happen.

Fat burgers.

But also because a handful of them (primarily "allies") are closet pedos themselves.

Alright, so let me make sure I got this down. KFC has funded a romance novel, 2 DC comics, a boy band, a funko pop, livestreams, several promotions with WWE, a KFC styled Christmas song, and a visual novel? I can't tell if they're marketing geniuses or insane.

Perfect

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Can they be both?
I pick both.

twitter.com/clivefpalmer/status/1032836782591623173?lang=en

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>Psyop
>KFC
Fake news until a major media site reports on it.

>females
>playing meme visual novel

I just have one thing to say of this
STRAYA CUNT

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based.
he started it all.

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Yeah they play shitty games like Gone Homo and Dream Daddy

>Omega virgins would die out in a few generations.
Fixed that for you. Chads and Brads aren't interested in 2D.

welp, good fucking job
I just bought a bucket

Can KFC get Sanders in FGO as a servant?

Don't give them any free ideas.

hopefully they wouldn't ruin their reputation like that by staring in a terrible game that will be always worse than even the most mediocre visual novels out there.

stfu & gtfo

>this girl is 154 cm tall
IMAGINE

What would his Noble Phantasm be?

Anime has become too powerful, we need to shut it down before it takes over the masses.

Let it be, those who let themselves be tempted by fictional idealized characters with all the traits they love, will die out, and only the truly pure that knows better are going to populate the world, and make it a better place.

Don't forget that we wouldn't Wendy's if the Colonel hadn't mentored Dave.

Low effort coomer bait made by a faceless megacorp.

Also stop advertising here.

when are we getting Wendy's H version?

10 times as imaginative as the retarded wendys ripoff twitter tards

>>Bought a gas station and got in a shootout with the gas station across the street. The shell rep touring his gas station died.

What the fuck is wrong with Americans?

Ban or NiseMidi
both already have experience in VN illustrations too, so that's an easy one

>coomer
You retarded /r9k/ucks need to come up with better names that aren't regurgitated 100 times.

>Also stop advertising here.
it free

Just because a large corporation is endorsing otaku culture doesn't mean it's going to become any less niche

Good taste, good taste.

It's advertising KFC.

>stop anime
Choo Choo Mother Fucker, this train has no brakes

and pepe didn't take over the world

Your point?

>implying 4channelers leave the house

Nigga they even have an e-sports team

Yes I figure Chads would be confusing the effeminate European man.

imagine somebody telling you about this shit in the customer is king era
>corpos will hire dedicated teenagers that do nothing but talk shit on social media services
>kfc is financing a dating sim VN where you can fuck col sanders

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Shitty brands have been pulling this 'how do you do fellow kids' shit for years now.

>edgelords turned her into a nazi
GEE WHATEVER COULD'VE HAPPENED TO IT AFTER THAT

are the good brands the one that shit down your neck

Why do I want to fuck her even though I'm gay

I presume that the devs would think that a straightforward VN would be too cringeworthy to both play and develop, so they use irony in order to avoid thinking of the fact that they're making a dating simulator for lonely neckbeards.

I'm not surprised desu, they've already made a KFC VR game that had some light horror elements.

What happens if this ends up being unironically good and popular?

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I want to FUCK Van Van

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Maybe you're not gay, user. Maybe you're just bi.

I wouldn't be surprised if something KFC published was good. Have you read the DC comics?

congratz you're bi

oh my fucking god

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image the reee-ing of Yea Forums when it gets an anime

End of the world my boy.

Literally everyone is going to do it.

I mean, if I managed to get my VN project to be published by KFC, you can bet I'd put my very soul into making the best shit out there.

Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?

>you will never chomp on her drumsticks

B-BROS...

Imagine if this game actually manages to make someone cry.

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>his chef uniform doesn't completely cover his torso
>sides of his pecs exposed
don't do this to me
don't FUCKING do this to me
I AM NOT GOING TO GET AROUSED FROM A FUCKING KFC GAME FUCK YOU

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Yes you are.

KFC is actually huge in japan right? Would explain the crossover

So you'll buy this, but not buy her game, Yea Forums?

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Oh do you?

Huge enough that people make orders months in advance so they have KFC for Christmas. Japan even has a weird curse about Col. Sanders.

Even our beloved Katawa Shoujo?

alright i admit it he made my dick twitch but i won't fucking buy a kfc dating sim

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its free you iliterate

It’s because people mask their sincerity with insincerity’s and irony so they can openly enjoy things without shaming themselves. It’s why meta humour is so popular

The KFC game is free.

KFC game is free.

>In 1930, the Shell Oil Company offered Sanders a service station in North Corbin, Kentucky, rent free, in return for paying the company a percentage of sales.[6] Sanders began to serve chicken dishes and other meals such as country ham and steaks.[17] Initially he served the customers in his adjacent living quarters before opening a restaurant. It was during this period that Sanders was involved in a shootout with Matt Stewart, a local competitor, over the repainting of a sign directing traffic to his station. Stewart killed a Shell employee who was with Sanders and was convicted of murder, eliminating Sanders's competition.
KEK

there's a decent amount of seriously made western VNs, Yea Forums just doesn't know about them.

>Its free.

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great! The game is free

>colonel sanders vs dark ronald might become canon in our lifetime

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Eh it has died down in recent times. The Christmas KFC has been effectively replaced with Christmas general fried chicken bought from any local place or Japanese business getting in on the chicken Christmas market.

Talking about any video game is advertising for that video game, dumbass. Or do you think this board is SUPPOSED to be nothing but Twitter screencaps?

yes
and smash threads

>Cooking battles
Will they be Food Wars tier though

They better be, that Fried Chicken food porn in the OP looks decent. If they deliver we'll actually get a solid VN out of this.

No way a fast food chain would allow hair like that in a kitchen.

Immersion broken.

KFC doesn't deliver.

it's already happened

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Heh

doubt they would let a dog and a ghost, either.

jesus fucking christ

>modern anime
>high quality
Yeah, it sure is QUALITY

forgive me i have monkey brain syndrome
can't wait to jerk off to a fucking advertisment

I'm laughing like a retard there. Fuck. 100/100 KFC. You got my next chicken meal restaurant place. You're literally the best.

Me too, bro. I'm hoping it gets noticed quickly so Aeshleigh can get some pics.

>Halo 5

>8 fucking years

youtube.com/watch?v=V23VvF8SQyI

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You would be surprised.

OVERFLOWING

Did someone say THICC?

Looks like Popura/ Rin crossover

>lives life as an absolute mad lad
>creates GOAT chicken at the same time
>dies but stays in contact with the honorary CEOs through contracted psychics and spiritual mediums from beyond the grave, creating new recipes and making sure his company continues with bullshit but effective marketing techniques like making literal dating sims

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>that best friend
I'd serve her a longer with extra mayo if you catch my drift.

Fuck you Carlos.

I don't please explain further and in explicit detail what you mean.

>best friend
is it some mistranslation of childhood friend? the way we talk to her we sound like a girl.

>Developer: Psyop

lmao

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>Uses Shell rep as a human shield to not die
>Shell guy dies
>Competitor still getting prison raped to this day
>Sanders got to keep the rent free station
based.

It's about dating the colonel, of course you're a girl.

LADS

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I think it would be funny if it turned out that way
>you actually can just get pounded by the colonel himself
>jojo man is gay
would be fitting

Yeah sure we might be a girl but can we date our rival as well?

fuck off smashit

make 10 threads right now

she'll get wet for the colonel too.

Seven Secret Herbs and Spices

>nintendo would never sell out-

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Threesome then. I'll fucking take it. As long as she can wrap her drumsticks around our heads.

Like 10 years ago my neighbor's grandma got KFC and her fry had a cockroach in it. Have never eaten there because of this.

A little behind there, fucko.

What is going on in that pic?

>publisher: kfc
what the fuck man, it's an official game?

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Yes, we've been covering this the whole thread user. It's legit.

BASED

She's perfect

Brown girls with glasses are a preciously rare combination.

I want to FUCK Colonel Sanders

If we keep pushing corporations adopting "how do you do fellow kids" we might finally get that mascot fighter.

Shill thread.

cnsnews.com/blog/michael-w-chapman/catholic-polish-teen-christian-cross-held-high-defies-lgbt-parade

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I remember seeing articles about an AI that Amazon was working on but they had to scrap it when it became racists and sexist.

>grab her thighs and suck and lick as hard as you can
>"it's finger licking good"
I'll admit i'd fap on the spot

Why are there gay parades in poland? Is the US funding this shit again?

Isn't Popeye's a rival?

Imagine though. Yea Forums would never recover

I misread that and now I want a Popeye and Colonel crossover

Is Bernie Sanders descendant of Colonel Sanders

what would sakurai say during the direct?

Beat it, EGS.
I damn love Steam exclusives.

But user. The salt would be finger lickin' good

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"This new character may come as a shock to many of you, but I guarantee..."

"Its finger lickin good."

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shopped

>Why yes I do eat fast food. What got me hooked? Anime titties of course.

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Would be kino. Especially if Ronald is revealed as well. We’d go full MUGEN.

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yikes just have sex

THE COLONEL SPICES IT UP!

i agree, holy shit this will be glorious

CARLOS

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You won't need any logic for where we are going.

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What are the 11 herbs and spices?

Imagine if there will be some good deal coupon/special in the end

What the fuck

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Getting some horrible dan dan du flash backs

NICE TRY POPEYES

we live in the best timeline

Semen

R18 patch when?

you're dead. this is hell.

>Van Van
>Aeshleigh
NOW YOU'VE GOT MY ATTENTION

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Epic is fucking done.

>Epic get some shitty indie games no one's heard of
>Steam gets a VN published by KFC
It's like the chinks aren't even trying.

mostly salt, pepper, mustard, ginger, basil and thyme.

Just you wait, General Tso's dating sim incoming

And that dating sim will be called: "Winnie My Pooh: The Perfect Honeypot"

They probably forgot it exists like the rest of us

What a time to be alive

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epic wouldn't want the reenactment of tianamen square.

FUCK YOU user

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>Winnie My Pooh: The Perfect Honeypot

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I don't remember my cyberpunk games mentioning fast food companies trying to make anime waifus for me.

My Massive Erection is only rivaled by my Insatiable Hunger for Chicken

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Truly a clown world

Perfect Light Novel title.

>2040
>fast food company designs + manufactures a sex doll based on their mascot
>it's a huge hit
>now every fast food joint has a sex bot
>other companies join in
>walmart now has a sex bot
>ikea
>most consumers have their own corporate sex bots
>companies encourage customers to buy from the same company
>the bots start fighting in your home if they're different
so on and so forth

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What that is blatant trademark infringement that can't possibly be lega-
>>Publisher: KFC
>What a time to be alive.
my mind is fucking blown wtf timeline is this

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man this is just like one of my anime cyberpunk futures

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>Why are there gay parades in poland?
Because poles are such faggots to gay people so they need to stand up for themselves more.

>Is the US funding this shit again?
lol? I hate to break this to you user but if you handed a random American on the street an unmarked world map I genuinely doubt most could even point to where Poland exists. Or most of the rest of Europe.

That's part of why Americans know/ally with a lot of island nations like UK or Japan or even Australia, they're nice and easy geographically since they stand out without anything else to remember about them. Countries that have land borders all look the same.

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Sounds good to me.

>US
pffft not really, actually it's the chinese

>harem of waifu bots
damn you write fag

PLEASE KFC THIS IS TOO FINGER LICKING GOOD

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Churches Chicken tastes like CAT SHIT

How do you know what cat shit tastes like?

> order IKEA bot
> nine hours later give up and use my hand

Salt, Thyme, Basil, Oregano, Celery salt, Black pepper, Dried mustard, Paprika, Garlic salt, Ground ginger, White pepper

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I frequently eat cat shit.

Japan literally winning the culture war here indirectly

Source on the girl please.

Is My Hobby Weird?
Trust me, you'll love it.

Doujin or manga?

I can bleach that

It's on Sadpanda if that's what you're getting at.

>Yuri
>butts
Mamma mia.

holy FUCK those thighs

Xelvy, with him coming up with the designs.