You're gonna play my game, right kid?

its kinda clever honestly, think of all the dumb kids who will watch their loud youtubers play it

>check it
>it's real

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He wasn't a military colonel, there's something called a Kentucky Colonel, it's the highest title of honor you can be given by the state of Kentucky.

Who says you're playing a guy?

>Freemason, Shriner, and whatever that other shit is

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wtf
it's an official thing from KFC
that's pretty cool, desu

that last one is his kill streak

No thanks give me new BK or McDonalds games.

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>official
lmao you werent joking

>33
What a scrub.

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>Freemason
Guess I'm eating Chick-Fil-A from now on.

>DEVELOPER: Psyop
>Freemason
How deep does this rabbit hole go?

KFC is really big in Japan.
Especially around Christmastime.

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i think its a degree of some other mason lodge

>>DEVELOPER: Psyop
WHAT ARE THEY TRYING TO COVER

Chick-Fil-A > Popeye's > Church's > KFC

The publisher is literally listed as KFC

Bojangles > the rest

easterlil.itch.io/todd-howard-dating-sim

The game should be illegal

What the fuck is a mason?

Freemasons. Goyim LARPing as jews.

Popeye's > Bojangle's > CFA > Church's > KFC

youtube.com/watch?v=j2D3z73cg_M

>tfw I actually life KFC
>tfw everybody is always talking shit about it

Granted their chicken is greasy as fuck and usually low quality, but the strips and nugs are god tier.

>Published by KFC

I'm guessing one weeb in marketing thought no one would find out.

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>Bojangles > the rest
Godlike taste

>he doesn't know that Japan is crazy for KFC

appealing to the ironic weeb market are how brands are going to win.

>Developer: Psyop
>Publisher: KFC
Seriously though, what did they mean by this?

Mocking your dumb future homowarped kids

but all the best Jap VNs are ironic.
they are quick cash grabs tho.

Higurashi and Steins;Gate are genuine. The fuck are you talking about?

>Yea Forums doesn't know about that time KFC teamed up with DC and had Green Lantern make the connection between fried chicken and inner city crime

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bump

higurashi and steins gate arent the best tho

The what is?

*Then

dunno, check vndb or jap vndb

It's published by KFC, they probably paid psyop (the devs) a meager sum to make it, they already had experience in this engine with their game camp w which is actually not horrible if you get it for the dollar or two it's worth, if you like that sorta thing.

It's just a marketing gimmick, sadly, nothing so funny as someone really loving colonel sanders.
If you want to know something REALLY funny, they approached hato moa, artist behind hatoful boyfriend and got turned the fuck down.

Don't play this, I'll know.

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Here's page 1 when sorted by rating, not a single ironic VN in the Top 10

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man, eng people have shit taste

Well what are you saying is #1 then?

why is he wearing false eyelashes.

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Muv-Luv Alternative as number 1 is fine, I just disliked most of the shit that's top rated on there like Subahibi, Fata morgana, ever17 etc.

They're not fake, he's a bishounen.
ALL the ladies want HIS secret herbs and spices.

Based KFC.

Where is Wendy's?

>this next level corporate shilling
Kill it with fire.

The characters look better than any western AAA game released this or last year. This is a western game where the girls DON'T look like ugly hobgoblins.

Ok but can I fuck him?

Bomping

No, but he will fill you with his secret herbs and spices if you catch my drift.

Same. KFC is my favorite of all the fried chicken chains. Popeye's coming in 2nd.

I read that actually.

>we want the Wendys audience
Also, if the fast food companies are going to pander to (ironic) weebs where the fuck is my McDonalds tournament fighter?