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Mike Matei spotted in the wild

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I hope they have a sex tape and it leaks. I wanna see Mike's 15 incher leaving an indent on the inside of her tummy.

>glasses
>slim
>white
>colored hair
Enough for me to find her attractive. She also often has cute nails, which is a nice bonus. I can't believe she fell for an immature weirdo like Mike.

I miss Claire

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She looks like a pretty immature weirdo herself, desu.

>attracted to social studies feminist look
>notices her nails
Imagine being this effeminate beta soiboi

>glasses
shit, never been a fan
>slim
not unusually slim. props for not being chunky
>white
Not from America or europe?
>colored hair
looks bad desu. Makes her seem clownish. Redheds arnt supposed to be that way. Guess she was aiming for some pseudo anime look.

i just find her teeth/smile unattractive. Like, yuck.

imagine what her pusy looks like after a session with 22 in mike

Reminder that this happens the man is also a father of 3

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Maybe compared to the average woman, but she still keeps her autism at a reasonable level. Often in the livestreams they do together you can tell she's uncomfortable because of some of the "jokes" MIke says
How do you not notice that? They're painted with the purpose of standing out and being noticed.
.>i just find her teeth/smile unattractive. Like, yuck.
What's wrong with it?

it just looks gross. I feel like punching her, not fucking her

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>being an inceloid
yikes dude, not a good look

Why do women think they can dye their hair a bright color and put glasses on and that will make them attractive.

What happened to the blonde chick? They looked so lovey dovey in their precious instagram photos. That just tells you people are fucking garbage behind closed doors.

I can tell you are lying

>immature weirdo like Mike.
like attracts like

Actually, ive always thought the people who find erin attractive, the virgins.
I didnt find erin attractive before fucking handful of girls first time, but now that i did, i find her even less attractive.

So

Mike needs to exercise more.

I just don't see why you feel that way. I see her smile and all I can think of is putting my tongue in her mouth.

Mike is immature manchild with no job prospects besides internet money (and not in a good way where hes making 10 k a stream like etika), and virgins think a 10 inch dick matters when most women can only fit in 70% of it at most before it becomes uncomfortable.

But I really am starting to believe Claire really was a trannie. And being a trannies is the most punishable crime ever in a relationship. Claire unironically looks just like Narcissica Wright

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Is that really him? Holy fuck he's fat

think thats bad? that was taken this month.
heres a pic of mike from interview in September 2018, a year ago

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>ignores his violent urges of punching a random person
how convenient

She's really cute you dumb faggot.

big belly
big dick

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Damn, dudes looking pathetic

go drink bath water, stupid virgins

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i feel bad for mike. His twitch streams are pretty entertaining. Hes not some amazing entertainer, but still nice time killer.
but his streams just never take off. Hes completely reliant on Ryan for money

Jontron is another I never watched and only heard the name off. He's the guy with the bird right, I only know the reaction images.
I think I saw a Angry Joe videos once a couple of years back but it was terrible so I made sure to never click on that shit again.

I'm 100 % serious.

Which one of you guys will marry james daughers when theyre legal and become james son-in-law?

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I like making brown bricks

youtube.com/watch?v=SNc1ACl1d0w

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Kek

Does James like to get fucked by the bull too?

Yeah I just don't get the appeal. She is the ultimate definition of a 6/10 and that's being generous. If she didn't have her gimmick hair or glasses you would never notice her in a crowd. She probably went through school invisible.

I would never stop laughing if some Yea Forums fag married one.

james enjoys whatever his wife tells him to enjoy

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>She probably went through school invisible.
So did I, bitch. Hell, you wouldn't be here if you didn't.
Who cares? She's better looking than me, so I'd dick up if I could.

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why do I have the urge to punch these fools so bad.

Like ghostbusters 2016?

Marketing posts are bannable. We know this you nigger faggots.

unironically yes. he did a podcast where he said he watched it and said it was funny and liked it.

Fuck you annon! My sides left my body.

ayy lmao. nowonder this fat fucked killed the channel.

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Would it fucking kill this bitch to smile in a single picture? James is the only one who ever seems happy.

>claire was a tranny
Ironic considering erin looks like a textbook tranny imo.

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lies

Based on some of the pictures itt, Mike probably needs to lay off the 12 lb burgers.

god i wish that were me

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can anyone post mikes penis, I don't believe it

>marrying a woman with a tattoo

garbage level

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Do you hate the tattoos or just the women who get the tattoos?

dont say both

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both

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>james enjoys whatever his wife tells him to enjoy
This made me laugh more than it should because how fucking real it is. I forgot what J&M Monday video he was having a nervous breakdown because the recording session had gone too long and he NEEDED to get back home. Like this nigga records about a months content in an 8 hour session to provide for his family because the rest of the month he has to be home.

Damn his wife gained some weight

>Like this nigga records about a months content in an 8 hour session to provide for his family because the rest of the month he has to be home.
Gotta get back to work on those scripts and that autobiography

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>trannies getting triggered by real women every thread

because it works for spurgs like me.

How do you look, buddy?

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Claire was a total tranny. Erin has more feminine features but is still questionable.

No matter the thread, it's always about Mike Matei

cause everyone knows he runs Cinemassacre though reddit fags like to pretend its ryan

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>he runs cinemassacre
more like, everyone knows hes a psychopath who would totally murder them all if they cut off his source of revenue, so they do whatever they can to please him.

Holy fuck I didn't know he was so doughy.

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either way guess he calls the shots then lol

is this shit still going?

It's weird because his face doesn't look fat, just his gut and of course his 12" hog

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indeed. James the one with the major double chin, and no one gives him shit about it. His double chin is really gross, and mikes jawline is perfect

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it will keep going until James dies. It might end if mike dies instead too

>hang out with fatties, become a fatty

i guess thats what happens when you spend too much time with that greasy rat kid.

youtu.be/KJyV0VvNJg4
Why has no one posted this yet

i had a friend that would so the same exact thing when he got mad at something.
he would yell and then blankly stare off at some direction.
everytime he would do that, me and my other friends would say something like "oh no, there he goes getting mad at camera 2".

youtu.be/tHsxCjuKfoY
8:15

youtu.be/cbKHHqR4WXo?t=367
>6:06

youtube.com/watch?v=30X4kolBGz8

Yeah James definitely has his sperg moments

thats all acting though.

Alright lads, redpill me on the length and girth of Mike's didgeridoo

Wtf? Mike hanged Bootsy?

He was probably seeing a ghost.

15" length
About the girth of a beer can.

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is he going for the ntr ojisan aesthetic?

>Yea Forums shitting on this photo
Dude has a family, lives a comfortable middle class lifestyle. Really nothing wrong with this

I'd like to compare anyone here's life to him and see how happy they are

10 inches for real

Pretty good, we're there pics leaked or something?

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i wish i could worship her feet while she plays contra, deriding, and humiliating me and my pathetic cock

indeed

the transformation is nearly complete

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He posted it on his twitter

There is literally no proof of this besides a screen shot which anyone could have made

>avgn has Japanese fanbase
huh

THIS GAME IS FUCKING HORRIBLE
I WOULD RATHER A BLACK FAMILY MOVE INTO THE
NEIGHBOURHOOD

jesus christ james

What an absolute whore Laura is.

When your whole income is from YouTube and you have to split it with those fat fucks lol
For 2 Children, he has to bend over for every advertiser.