>one-handed sword
>gives bonus to dual wielding while wearing it
One-handed sword
Owen Gomez
Ian Campbell
>equip 2 of them
>double the bonus and it actually applys
Dumbass
Dominic Taylor
???
Can you explain why having two one-hand sword is worse than having just one?
Adrian Richardson
>takes damage for being underwater too long
>"k makes sense. you're drowning"
>go back to the surface
>dont get your health back
Ryan Lee
>bikini armor
>increases your defenses
Jack Stewart
you can't when the other hand is occupied by a shield
Kevin Garcia
have you tried replaceing the sheild with another sword?
Sebastian Myers
>legendary armor with .1% drop rate
>worth 10 gold
Nolan King
>armor set clearly favors one stat
>comes with an accessory that boosts something unrelated
Michael Green
>legendary armor
>accidentally sell it
Ethan Ramirez
>wand gives high str bonus
Jordan Price
>don't need to replace armor until 7 hours in because everything else just sucks
Alexander Wood
>pull a dead guy out of the water
>he's fine now
Angel Reyes
You cant get to two hands without one hand
Caleb Thomas
Who posted that?
Dylan Edwards
>dual wield
>you cant hold two swords in one hand
Jose Miller
IRL it's because it's better to have a shield instead of a second sword.
Noah Price
>Dual wielding
>Levels up one handed
Grayson Peterson
>two handed weapon
>gives bonus to blocking
Colton Gray
>three handed weapon
Lincoln Roberts
>two footed weapon
Ian Wood
>two-handed daedric weapon
>uses one-handed perks and scaling
Brody Garcia
I really don't like how swords give you attributes. Like, how does holding a sword make you stronger? I prefer when weapons are more realistic in that their weight, size, material, and sharpness (if applicable) are the determining factor of their power. If you were realistically stabbed by a copper sword it would probably kill you almost as good as a steel one.
Daniel Myers
>two handed weapons are slower
Evan Garcia
>katana
>it's statistically stronger than any other sword in the game
Adrian Perez
What kind of shitty mage doesn't break skulls with his magic wand?
Hudson Perez
>scythes used as weapons
Benjamin Robinson
it's magic sword, it magically makes you stronger when you wield it
>items strenth bonus is counting towards items strength requirement to use
Wyatt Stewart
>at low health
>get marginal defence buff
Benjamin Hernandez
i'd assume the strain of pushing your body pasts its limit would cause the damage, and dying is finally letting your lungs breath in water
Easton Wilson
>take damage
>go underwater
>restore health when you surface
Blake Gomez
>longbows scale with dex
>have little or no str requirement
Cooper Rogers
>nature damage
>it's poison
Mason Foster
I'm still baffled as to why Mario 64 allowed this
Benjamin Adams
>one handed swrod
>bonus damage if held in two hands
Lincoln Bell
>strongest legendary weapon in the game
>obtainable only after beating strongest optional boss
>the game immediately ends afterwards
>no saving allowed
>no New Game+
Alexander Sanders
>have awesome looking armor with amazing stats that all matches
>this goofy shit outclasses it
Juan Fisher
>find legendary weapon
>it's stuck at a shit level because you found it too early
Connor Adams
>game has meme weapons in it like scythes, scissors, and sledge hammers
>monks spade isn't included
Xavier Barnes
>game uses flat bonuses instead of percentages
Adrian Collins
>3 damage
>skill gives you 1% extra
Robert Cooper
>sword used for farming
Ian Lewis
fucking Oblivion
Oliver Powell
why is this bad? Good for pvp probably
Jaxon Johnson
>2 handed shield
Benjamin Scott
>sword deals more damage than guns
Landon Taylor
>wearing a sword
Ian Barnes
wow has the worst armor designs of all video games
Brayden Cruz
>guns have damage scaling
Adam Butler
>bows have damage scaling
>crossbows dont
Juan Brown
body builds up poison during anaerobic process
body exhales poison while intaking oxygen
Jace Hughes
but this is a vidya not irl
Isaiah Taylor
>not dual wielding two dual wielders
Lincoln Davis
>longbows deal bonus damage to frog-like enemies
Aaron Bell
>dual wielding bows
Andrew Allen
It's kinda brilliant, you either git gud and push forward or backtrack to an area with water or swim up to recover
Jayden Sullivan
Scythes can be excellent weapons because not many people know how to defend against them. They also look menacing which helps a lot, and like any pole-arm can have decent range.
A pike or warpick would be a better overall weapon but scythes being shit on is like shitting on meathooks and cleavers.
Jace Sanders
new season of yryr when?
Jaxson Wilson
>helmet has eye slits
>1% chance of ranged attacks killing you in one hit
Jaxson Taylor
>wearing light armor gives bonus to stamina regen
>being naked doesn't
Jaxson Evans
Scythes can't be used as weapons, they're fucking heavy. The only manageable way to use one is to swing side to side at a low angle. Having a long wooden pole combined with a long piece of heavy metal on the end makes for a HEAVY piece of fucking equipment, because you know, gravity pulls that piece of metal down hard. So anyone actually using a scythe in a battle is laughed at, as you can just jump over the swing. Or step over it lmao. Don't even try to mention overheads with a scythe either. That much weight slung behind you then forced forward will destroy your back in no time and plunge that fucking scythe far into the ground if you miss.
Nicholas Hall
>Dicks can be excellent weapons because not many people know how to defend against them. They also look menacing which helps a lot, and like any pole-arm can have decent range.
>A tit or a cunt would be a better overall weapon but dicks being shit on is like shitting on pussy and nipples.
Isaiah Cooper
>there's only one kind of scythe and it's the biggest most gigantic one I can think of for my own convenience
Even the large scythes they show the reaper using are light as fuck, they're designed to be. Have you ever even held one once in your life?
Aiden Parker
>find new equipment
>it's slightly worse than the starting equipment
Adrian Taylor
Single Weapon > Two Handed > Sword and Board >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dual Wield
Ryan Gutierrez
There is only one kind of scythe retard. And it's not used for war. The scythe has never once been used in history as anything other than a gardening tool or a detail in a story.
Luis Fisher
>one-handed sword
>can be also two-handed
Hunter Rogers
>hasn't held a scythe once
Brayden Thomas
>one-handed weapons can be enchanted with same flat bonus as two-handed weapons, meaning you can have double the bonus when dual-wielding, meaning everything else sucks in comparison
Nathaniel Bailey
>The scythe has never once been used in history as anything other than a gardening tool or a detail in a story.
Uh oh you lose!
Carter Powell
>thinks he can post a tapestry and immediately win an arguement
The german fuck who made that mastered in sword fighting. You expect, just because some dude asks two guys to fight with scythes that it immediately becomes a useful weapon?
Wyatt Young
>weapon gives bonus to unarmed damage
Levi Russell
>weapon gives bonus to tapestry
Kayden Garcia
You also neglect peasant revolts and the like.
Camden Thompson
The trope comes from DnD, and the mechanism is magical
Jonathan Lopez
>equip 2 different blades.
>the stat averaged out.
James Bell
>musket deals more damage than sword
>knife deals more damage than automatic rifle
Angel Bell
>two handed weapons can have 2 enchantments
>each piece and layer of armor and clothes can have another enchant
Lucas Walker
>can build and equip one gun just fine by gathering the materials
>to dual-wield them you need to gather completely different materials
Parker Lopez
>8 fingers
>2 thumbs
>you can only wear one ring
Alexander Turner
cock ring
Jonathan Ortiz
>+99% Damage Reduction at 1hp
Nolan Jackson
>+25% damage
>-20% Max HP
>4 ranks
Aiden Allen
I remember one game explaining only having 4 ring slots. You needed a space between fingers so that the rings didn't touch and interfere with each others enchantments.
It made me think of a game where you could still equip 8-10, but you got debuffs (or buffs in certain complex combinations) if you went over 4.
Grayson Johnson
There's never been a good thread that started with a Yuru Yuri image, why does this show have the worst fucking posts?
Isaiah Nguyen
>2 handed weapon
>has a fuck huge counter move
Hudson Campbell
It doesn't have to have wide spread use to be a weapon
if i beat you to death with a lamp does that make the lamp a weapon or you a pussy for dying to ambient lighting equipment?
Ryder Sanchez
>have sheathed claymore of pimp slapping
>pimp slap the gods to death
Andrew Cruz
>find legendary epic sword
>replace it with marginally better magical item 5 minutes later
modern diablo 3 experience
Joseph Torres
And yet no one seems to have issue with your magic robes touching magic trousers
Why not just make the ring enchants small
Larger objects can handle more magic juice than 1 oz of metal
Nolan Walker
Because Hakumen has always been my main and BB was my first real attempt at fighters, I have no instincts to block in fighting games. I always countered with Hakumen, ALWAYS.
Xavier Smith
>Game has dual wielding
>Cant dual wield shields
Jaxson Howard
Dexterity is competence with a weapon. Any ogre can swing a big club but you think he can aim a bow? He would probably just break the string with pure strength scaling.
Evan Scott
>two-dicked weapon
Benjamin Hill
>game has dual wielding
>can't wield sword in one and fist in another hand
Leo Foster
>dual wield
>cut two niggas at once
>cut one nigga twice
Joshua Ortiz
>have 5 STR
>gun does 10 dmg
>level up STR to 6
>gun does 11 dmg
Cameron Cox
We've had analogue triggers for ages