Thick

I hated how some items were absolutely useless outside their dungeon. The top and the time statue thing. A funny thing happened to me when I did the time temple; after I got the statue rod, I didn't know you could smash the gates with the statues, so I did all the puzzles in reverse until I got stuck, looked it up online and see videos of people smashing the gates. I felt smart and dumb at the same time.

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thick ropes of wolf ___

Most of my complaints are about the presentation. It has this really mediocre MIDI soundtrack that sounds a generation behind WW. It's also pretty ugly. Nothing about it is super memorable, outside of Midna. It has some decent dungeons, though.
I never beat it the first time I played it, either. It was the first Zelda I technically played, but Skyward Sword was the first I completed. That game has a special place in my heart. I know it gets a lot of hate, but I really enjoy it.

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youtube.com/watch?v=_AJPOYh5lcM

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I-IM ABOUT TO CUUUUUUUUUUUUM

Go for it!

Tbh, I found no one in Twilight Princess attractive. Midna's Imp form was a turn off, her more human form was too weird, Zelda looked like a troll, half the humans looked stupid, and I might have fapped to Ilia in a different artstyle.

Skyward Sword was when I found Zelda characters I wanted to do things to. That said, Twilight Princess will always have good memories for me and I'll go back every other year to get a bit of my childhood fix

Cope, tranny

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Ashei was hot

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/thread

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Eh? Never really saw much of her in the game, not enough for me to like her anyway. I just don't think the Twilight Princess artstyle was conducive to make fuckable girls

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Pretty much, considering I replayed it recently and stopped at the water temple. The only thing worse than a Nintendo game railroading and handholding is a Nintendo game forcing you to play through the same map 2-3 times.

Midna buttjob

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How did Zelda look like a troll? TP Zelda is probably the most conventionally attractive Zelda IMO.

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TP is my favorite Zelda and these posts make me sad.

Eh... she was just too mature I think. I like Zelda more innocent I guess. And that black hood she wore 90% of the game didn't help her case

For replayability, I prefer Skyward Sword. The motion controls serve to keep me more invested, the characters are more enjoyable imo, the dungeons are more interesting, and every time Fi calls me Master, I get the biggest rock of all time

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Only reason I made this thread, thank you user.

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I want that imp to sit on my face.

That's a pretty hot take but to each their own. I like SS but I think it doubles down on most everything controversial about TP.

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I want midna to wear a tank top and let me piss on her

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Midna wasn't all that hot in-game
>t.Prepubescent when I played it.

Skyward Sword is legitimately tied for my favorite video game, but I will never ever say the game is perfect. I see the flaws just as much as everyone else. I just appreciate the pros more.

This thread is so fucking degenerate, holy shit. This is a vidya board, not a "let's all talk about our psycho fetishes that we should probably see a professional about" board

>This is a vidya board, not a "let's all talk about our psycho fetishes that we should probably see a professional about" board
spoken like a true redditor

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I've literally never stepped foot on Reddit. I just don't want hear people talking about how they want to piss on a fucking imp from a 2006 video game

What about it do you like? I like the atmosphere and the music a lot, but for some reason every time I boot it back up it feels like a slog.

That's precisely how I feel about TP - I'm aware of its flaws but goddamn, do its highs enthrall me unlike any other Zelda.

I want the imp to piss on me

>some niggas actually liked SS
Jesus, get better taste faggots

Twilight Princess is a video game I still love dearly. It was my second Zelda and got me through some pretty difficult times in my life. But I've kind of moved away from it. It's something fun to do every few years, but I just can't sit through too often

listen user
I want to piss on the imp

I want Midna to sit on my face AND piss on me.

woah it looks like midna is chubby here haha

I liked Hyrule Warriors

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Just so we're clear:
TP and SS are two of the worst Zelda games.

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She does have a cute belly in-game

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The dungeons are my favorite in a Zelda on average, the aesthetics and gimmicks are consistently top tier. I love the emphasis on swordplay and its mechanics, even if it does come at the cost of item usage, though even then I still love stuff like the gale boomerang and the clawshot. TP also evokes a cool atmosphere with its sense of grandiosity for its time, locales like Zora's Domain, Lake Hylia and the Lost Woods feel much more imposing and almost spectacular than what came before it. And I never understood how people could say the game is "soulless" when it has so many weird little details to it like the sheathing animation, running and slashing at the same time, the seasons changing in the fishing hole, etc. I dunno, I just don't see what there is to dislike about the game aside from it being a bit too easy even for a Zelda.

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>TP
Nope.
It was the "modern looking OoT" I wanted at the time.

Wind Waker, Majora, and Twilight are the three best traditional 3D Zeldas.

fatten the imp

do it now

Never played SS but I loved TP. BotW was pretty boring to me, honestly.

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TP > OoT = MM >>> SS > BotW > WW

DO IT!

>loved TP
>BotW was pretty boring
Sounds like you need someone to hold your hand through the whole fucking game.

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My only real issue with the game is the slow start which is kinda worse on replays. A lot of what you said I agree with in terms of what I liked.

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woah haha she skipping on her diet lol

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SS is in a class all it's own. All the other 3D Zelda games are at least worth a playthrough, but Skyward Sword is mediocre in every way

I would hold hands with midna

>tfw no gf with thighs

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Why's that?

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/trash/ is the furry board.

SS has some of the better bosses and dungeons in 3D Zelda, plus the Lanayru region was consistently good.

I don't know how you could put Shitward Sword above Wind Waker.

It's the only 3D Zelda I'd say is actually bad.

She appeared in hyrule warriors.

The only bosses I even remember from SS was that walking pine cone The Imprisoned and that ugly Monsters Inc gorgon

I guess that's a common complaint but I never minded the first third of the game personally. I think the bug hunts are pretty harmless and I think the hate for them is overblown. I don't see it as any worse than the first 3 day cycle in MM, baby tier first 2 dungeons in OoT, or pretty much everything before Dragon Roost Island in WW.

BotW gives you a goal and some tools, then just sends you out to explore at your own pace.
TP is a linear cutscene-fest that shuttles you from one dungeon to the next as fast as possible.

WHY ISN'T SHE REEEAAAL?!

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I wonder what we can expect from this second BotW setting game. I was honestly kind of hoping we'd move on to something different right away even though I liked BotW a lot. I think the game did all it needed to do, but now I am interested since they have the chance to fix all of the flaws. Zelda is in a weird spot at the moment, that's for sure.

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I would like it if I did the right thing and got the gamecube version.
Feel like a feature length retard for getting the Wii one. It was cheaper...now I know why.

Adult midna

Most people remember at least the Ghirahim fights, Koloktos and Demise. The two you listed are generally seen as the game lowlights so I wonder why those stuck out to you instead of the good parts.

That doesn't mean I want my hand held the whole game. The open world gameplay wasn't bad, just pretty common compared to other games.

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You know there's a trick to get out of Ordon pretty much immediately if you don't mind a little sequence breaking. It's the gate skip and not all that difficult either.

I was hoping they'd move away from BotW's setting too but honestly BotW 2 is looking like it's going to fix a lot of the problems I had with BotW

>Darker tone
>Dungeons that aren't just shrines
>A story that isn't entirely flashbacks
>A Zelda who actively participates in the game and isn't just a cutscene character

Just fucking draw true form impa if you're gonna draw her with normal proportions. CSR is so shit

Look, I will 110% admit Skyward Sword is heavily flawed. There are parts that make the game feel kind of bad at points. But there's still a lot of the game to love

>midna never transforms back to her true form and gets proportionally bigger and older
probably not logical lorewise but my peepee demands it

r8 me bros. Yes I understand that all of them are an altered nut on some level but I feel like the ranking needed to be there anyway.

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How do you do it? Never heard of this.

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>generic kusoge
>good

Fuck off, I played that game for 200 hours and it sucks dick.

I was at the Sears underwear catalogue apocalypse levels of horny when this game came out. It certainly made a difference.

Nothings ever gonna beat the intro to Link to the Past with the rain and spooky music while also being weak as shit/lost but to each his own. TP's only weakness to me is that slow as fuck intro. Also the sky dungeon dragging on for an eternity.

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The Zelda series has always been about discovery and exploration.
TP is about running down corridors.

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>WW and SS are two of the worst Zelda games.
Fixed, TP was kino.

>replace urbosa with riju

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>that bottom tier of altered nuts
>>TETRA IS IN SHOULD MORE NUTS
who are you? why is you're taste so shit? why don't you nut to arms-girls porn?

To me, SS is a game of highs and lows while WW is a game of lows with the occasional mid. There is almost always something about WW that mildly annoys me while playing it, from the mediocrity of the dungeons to the jank pacing to the tedious sidequests. Very rarely do I find myself freely enjoying the game, and honestly I don't even think it makes terribly good on its sea exploration premise.

Hard disagree

Just another /c/ thread on Yea Forums episode, not that I'm complaining.
Dunno why mods don't actively promote /c/ for character image dumping if it's this much of a problem. That board could use some more activity.

>TP is about running down corridors.
Every Zelda has you running down corridors.

Regardless, I liked the combat, music, designs, and general aesthetic in TP much more than any other Zelda.

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Zelda has only truly enphasized exploration on Zelda 1 and BotW. In every other game the overworld has either shared the spotlight or been downplayed.

>chicken-chan, lillie, and serena above hex
>wft, urbosa, twili midna in minimal
>flannery in no nuts while implying that most of the characters in should honestly try deserve more
Sorry pal. Your taste is straight fucking garbage.

>cutscene-fest
You have the option of skipping them.

Zelda always was about exploration, yes, but it was also about dungeon crawling and item progression. You don't get to pick and choose what parts of what made the series good. Twilight Princess was weak in the exploration department, but rocked dungeons and item progression. BotW did great on exploration, but was shit tier on everything else

>Dead Ends are good exploration
This isn't dead space where you're at least rewarded for it.

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Give the Oracle games a shot. They're legit some of the best 2D Zelda games.
Don't bother with Zelda 2. It's a mess.

don't care about zelda, never really did
but god do I want to use imp midna's butthole as a urinal
does she even have a butthole? god I hope she does

>Give the Oracle games a shot
I keep hearing that sometimes. Think they'll do a gameboy classic thing for switch like they just did for Super Nintendo? Thanks for the recommend.
>Dont bother with Zelda 2
Heard it makes bethesda games bugs look good.

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Still enjoyed it desu

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the thinking mans taste

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You need to try Minish Cap, it's the best game with Toon Link on it.

i want to smell midnas butt

I'm fucking cumming

Not that user but Zelda II is just a black sheep entry that plays unlike any other Zelda. It's actually a decent action RPG for its age, if not a rather unforgiving one. I'd say it's worth trying for those with open minds - it's a good NES game in its own right, it just isn't what people have come to expect out of Zelda. I still think it has the best implementation of magic and labyrinthine dungeons in the whole series.

Couldn't that second point apply to literally every other 3D Zelda bar BotW?

Midna has a light bulb shape.
She's all ass and pussy

>Dead Ends are good exploration
Literally nobody said that. Get your eyes checked.

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Jessie is too low

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Ironically, I had already gotten past my Playboy website phase when I played TP.

Not that user but yes. TP just happens to drop most pretense to the contrary but OoT, MM and WW were all almost as bad about that.

You gotta carry this big rock to the gate and kind of wedge yourself into the gate by getting between the two. Then you just roll until you hit the gate and bounce out the other side. I forget how early you can get a sword this way though.

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Might have to slow this down near the gate part since it is a little specific

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>this thread
I couldn't make it boys.

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Was this patched out?

TP probably has the most unique art design now that the series got flooded with cel shading.

Thanks, I'll try this when I do another playthrough.

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Damn, I never paid much attention to TPHD for stuff like this but I think they might have patched that out somehow. Sorry. I don't even know if it works on the original Wii version.

Midna I mean.

post the picture of midna cooling her butt off with a fan

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Not really. People forget how much of those games was just wandering around or totally optional. You never have to visit Lon Lon ranch in OoT.

thank you
so cute

Play Spirit Tracks

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i hated spirit tracks
mic never worked on the ds