The cake WASN'T a lie. It's in the fucking game.
The cake WASN'T a lie. It's in the fucking game
Connor Kelly
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Colton Phillips
but is it a real, physical cake? it's in a game, ergo it isn't real
Connor Garcia
The reward being a cake is the lie.
Not that it isn't real.
Isaiah Jones
OPs retarded thread buttfucked by the first post
Hudson Lee
Debatable.
Jonathan Cox
It's a piss cake.
Ryan Lopez
Is that fucking almonds? That's not a real cake
Jose Myers
yeah but why does it exists then, did GladOS made the cake to eat it herself?
Wyatt Hill
Yes, she said so in Still Alive.
Landon Morales
>you will be baked and then there will be cake
GladOS never said you will get a cake. Technically she didn't lie.
Matthew Myers
why is portal and half life so comfy
Jose Martin
i've always said that and nobody fucking listened to me because it was more important for LE MEME REFERENCE
James Flores
Most people who spouted it never finished the game. It was a war you couldn't win.
Ayden Foster
>Trusting an addict who drinks his own piss.
Leo Edwards
But is it edible? What if it's made of cardboard? Or worse, polygons?!
Asher Brown
But it's not for you.
Gavin Morgan
*ahem*
Jayden Lopez
>fat goth bitch
yea nah, it wasnt
Nolan Adams
She said that cake and grief counseling would be available at the conclusion of the test. Instead, she tried to kill Chell.
Joshua Miller
>The game
We are going to give subtle hints about how you shouldn't trust GLaDOS
>gamers
look at this neat easter egg I found
>"nerd culture"
Lol XD the cake is a lie its so random yet so deep at how the game does it story telling!
Christian Phillips
Now you know why she was so upset at it being a lie
Grayson Rogers
Fun fact, this thing that you see at the end of the first game was actually the intended gag icon of Portal by the devs instead of the cake.
Cameron Anderson
>The game 2
DUDE POTATOES XDD
Cameron Cook
Jaxon Baker
Is he gay?
Carter Johnson
>The game
You just lost it.
Ryder Morgan
What game?
Jacob Sanchez
Yeah, the Portal devs loved their "Hoopy the Hoop."
Also Portal 2's space core came about because Valve employees kept sending each other some dumb video of a goldfish with a voice saying "I want to go to the aquarium" dubbed over it.
Valve is very out of touch as to what the wider community considers funny.
Carter Gonzalez
was this game the start of "reddit culture"? I feel like vidya as a hobby just died with this meme
William Edwards
I don't know but he's definitely a faggot.
Ryan Nelson
Portal and the Big Bang Theory came out shortly after facebook and reddit gained traction. From there all was lost.
Brayden Perez
I remember reading this during that ARG shit. God that was a fever dream.
John Johnson
hes alright, hes dropping /ck/ memes every now and then
Adam Brown
I think he actually has a boyfriend.
his original cooking videos were great though, actually informative instead of the new meme shit he does.
Julian Watson
>"We thought we should have a warehouse full of Hoopy t-shirts and mugs and posters…we would watch that hoop roll by over and over again. That was the part of the game we were most proud of, and nobody cared."
What the FUCK were they smoking???? It's a fucking hoop falling out of the sky, which most people assumed was just a piece of rubbis/Glados simply falling from the sky.
WHO the fuck laughed at that or even noticed it? It boggles my fuckin' mind dude
Gabriel Hall
>Judging people for discarded ideas.
I bet you never had a single stupid thought in your life.
Owen Hughes
Except you wouldn't go that far wit ha bad idea and you wouldn't have so many people on board. Plus I bet any "bad idea" that does make it into the game is lost to the ether. God valve drones are stupid.
Jose Campbell
Wolpaw at least hated the cake memes and tried to do absolutely no cake jokes in Portal 2 (but finally gave in and did one very small one)