KEEP UP YAH GITZ

how do i get good at dow 2 retri? looks like rock paper scissors with 3 tiers. is it possible at this point? i always end up messing the 3v3 games for my teams

I told my friend to get Dawn of War 2 during one of the steam sales. When we started playing, he noticed that if I was losing, I would start to rush Nobz and just fully upgrade them. He googled 'How to beat DoW 2 Ork Nobz' and the first result had the answer 'You can't.'

He stopped playing for a few months after that

What race do you play and what exactly do you think hurts or hinders your gameplay for the most part? Is it the ability to not adapt your play style? Too many nodes getting stolen? Too slow to keep track of everything?

Attached: 1551311825282.jpg (318x336, 36K)

i just remember they were waste of economy in vanilla dow2 and buffed to pure rape

i play everything except for IG and chaos. i always retreat properly and reinforce squads automatically while fighting even fights but the opponents end up showing with higher tiers first. i play mostly 3v3s and all the games tend to be one sided. for nids i like upgrading the first units then going zoranthrope but they always pull some bs to counter them with heavy melee hitters. i have 100h on it

I play GK

Attached: 1564415992938.png (348x362, 175K)

MASTERCHIEF YOSHI AND LUIGI YA GITZ

This is my War Trukk! Pretty nice, eh?

Attached: War Trukk.jpg (329x225, 15K)

It needs more red, faster faster!

why do orks have a british accent

Because they are supposedly inspired by British footbal hooligans. But niggers are the first thing that come to everyone's mind about them anyway.

they are based on hooligans

why are there so few games with playable orks? hell I'll even take the inferior orc just give me some orky games

Attached: 1353175378363.jpg (623x511, 134K)

i dont understand why people always portray niggers as giant brutes
they are usually not that tall and cowardly
i have never seen people freak out and run away from a place faster than a black person

Orks are soccer/football hooligans, hence why they're always shouting and running around looking for the nearest scrap. Them being British is jsut part of the charm

this place is like 90% cuckolds

OI YA FORGOT DA 'ARDEST GREEN VIDYA OF EM ALL!

Attached: Blanka-wintaunt.gif (132x164, 17K)

ORKZ N HUMIES R BESTEST ENEMIEZ
RATHA FOIGHT A HUMIE DEN ANYFING ELZ

basquetball and football show them as giants brutes

Borderlands is the orkiest game I can think of shame that it’s shit

orkz can't fuck your gf like tyrone does

What does roasted juicy squig taste like?

fungus

WAI', SO, YA TELLIN' ME IF I PAIN' MAHSELF ORANGE, I'LL GET ELEKTRIK POWAHS

LOIKE CHIKEN CEPT ORKY
SO BETTA

Can WH40K orcs be gay

Orkz are all one gender (blood bowl is not canon), and reproduce by spreading spores especially dying
They aren’t sexual

Romance isn't a thing between Orks. They may love a gun or a vehicle, though.

Also, they only have one gender and they don't have dicks.

orks are literally mushrooms and their entire reason for living is war
clean your room

>RATHA FOIGHT A HUMIE DEN ANYFING ELZ
>'E ASN'T FOUGHT A DAEMON

So is Toad from Mayro an Ork technically.

Sex and romance cannot provide the same amount of pleasure and fulfillment that a good WAAAAAAAAAAAGH does

DEEMUNZ R JEST HUMIE BRAIN FINGIES SO WEN U FOIGHT A DEEMUN YER JES FOIGHTIN A HUMIE

He’s the equivalent of a grot. Small, weak, and only good for being fodder

I THINK GHAZKULL MAG URUK THRAKA SUCKS

Attached: 1533482961145.jpg (1280x720, 197K)

blood bowl "orks" aren't orkz they're the less cooler orcs

dey'z literally cockney poorfags, ya daft git. now k'mere n lemme krump yer.

Attached: ork waaagh old b.jpg (1500x1200, 360K)

I've always wanted to try ork cuisine.

bronus points if yer can read wot et sez ya gitz

Attached: orkputer.jpg (450x375, 36K)

I was talking about this
Warning: slaneesh

Attached: B4E4E48D-26D0-4DCB-AF82-ED13EAC4B959.jpg (1195x1195, 134K)

they're squig implants

Typing with an ork accent is the stupidest thing 40k fags do, second only to taking the lore seriously.

but it's funny and fun, you don't like having fun?

Written accents are universally terrible.

You’re universally lame

they have orc translators for PEZANTS like you

Why are IG players always so insufferable?

Attached: 781A50FB-6378-44FA-8972-8DE30003F787.png (1920x1080, 962K)

technically they're not, it's how orks write.

>orks live for war
>war is religion for them
>the nids give the guarantee for endless and ultra violent war
>all orks don't immediately go on the greatest WAAAAAAHG in their history against this self evident divine species
Explain.

>not heresyfags which plague even non 40k threads while being clueless about lore

GREENSKINS

FIERCE AS KROOT
BUT EVEN LESS CIVILIZED

Attached: 1323222291279.jpg (582x494, 34K)

Don’t matter who they’re fighting, as long as they’re fighting. The orkz only get organized when a Beast comes along. Otherwise they’re just a bunch of idiots attacking whatever they feel like, and the current Beast likes fighting humans

WE'RE BACK, AND BETTER THAN EVAH!!

Attached: file.png (210x240, 95K)

Attached: DAKKA.jpg (1280x764, 182K)

OWH MY SPUHLEEN

I have the most brilliant plan ever
>take all the orks
>put them in a giant circle around the galaxy
>have them fight the tyranids
>orks and nids are locked in eternal war
>focus on fucking eldar pussy for eternity

>humans have fags and trannies
>orks dont
Why isnt v filled with ork fans? Are they secretly closet sjws?

>nids
not even a proper fight

They aren't 40k fans so they're exempt.

God why did DOW3 happen? God damn. Honestly I wanna cry

it was

Yea Forums is filled with Ork fans. /tg/ is too. They are very popular and fun to build an army of because you can custom make shit and it’ll still fit in because orkz cobble shit together all the time
I could turn a cardboard box into a tank and cover it in torn apart tin cans shit and it’ll be completely lore friendly and probably look badass and it’s fun and cheap

>generic military design attracts realismfags
>lore supports Guard as underdogs despite being consistently good on the table
>smoothbrains unironically think meat-grinder tactics and totalitarian regimes are cool
Buys everything second-hand or 3rd party because the same shit is always bread-and-butter to Guard lists

DOW3? That never came out

>tfw you lived long enough to see all the franchises you grew up with as a kid/teenager get slowly murdered and stripped of what made them good to begin with
It's always the third entry too

Attached: Dawn of War 3.webm (720x480, 2.93M)

>I could turn a cardboard box into a tank and cover it in torn apart tin cans shit and it’ll be completely lore friendly and probably look badass
You'd literally be laughed out of any game shop with that shit.

are orks corrupted elves in the warhammer universe too, same as tolkien's?

or are they more like warcrafts and a foreign race from another world?

Orkz in 40k are fungus

Like I care what some nerds think, I had fun, they can get fucked. I’ll run over their edgy faggot marines with it

what
really
well, i guess that lets you get around the whole "why arent there female orks" thing
huh, unique - ty user

Flash gitz > Kommandos > nobz
Bomber boys > sluggas/shoota
Lobbas > zap grot teams
If you disagree you're a Evil Sunz grot

There were khornate Orks but they got retconned
Orkz are too into Gork and Mork to care about other gods

>YWN read that wild Mass Effect/Warhammer crossover that replaced all the humans with orks for the first time again

Attached: 1544196766014.png (500x767, 454K)

>I could
>probably look
>I had
Uh oh, caught you in a lie.

ESL please leave

wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Orkoid_Fungus

>he doesnt think it sounds dope ass fuck
>other race fans pay top dollar for little toys
>ork Chads create their own
How can anyone compete

Had is past tense. There's your grammar lesson for today.

>Enemies of the Imperium hear me, You have come here to die

Attached: franz.jpg (434x586, 147K)

Knights are fucking gay and belong in apocalypse. I'm sure the 23 people playing worldwide it would be happy.

>the good guys
>niggers are the first thing that come to everyone's mind
no?

Yes, in that situation I was referring to the hypothetical situation you described and then changed subjects to my own hypothetical
>you’d get laughed out of the store
>who cares? When making the hypothetical tank, I still had fun. If this situation was actually happened, though, I’m sure I’d stomp those fags into the dirt

That was the structure of the tenses

Reminder that the 252nd Conservator Regiment won the Kaurava conflict and produces loyal elite infantry and 100s of high quality Baneblades in the service of the Emperor.

Attached: General Vance Stubbs.png (960x741, 860K)

>i had fun coming up with a gay fantasy about playing with garbage
Holy shit you're more pathetic than I thought.

In the scenario in which I made the tank I would have fun

I like how that fic started but it got stupid toward the end. The stuff with Tali was dumb, and Sheppurt getting disappointed with Garrus for killing that guy would never happen with an actual ork.

At least the orks were fun to play

Does anyone here play Elite mod for DOW2 retribution? I played it exclusively for the past year and half and still haven't gotten sick of it yet. I consently buy games on sales to try and play something else but I feel like the 3v3s and WH40k setting keeps bring me back in. I also enjoy to watch the match ups on youtube which can be very enjoyable to watch.

youtube.com/watch?v=wo4ZdbFFaNY
youtube.com/watch?v=f0LrYvFRW9U
youtube.com/watch?v=9gvJ0eflx9g

ORK’D

Attached: 1431414123.jpg (274x184, 8K)

they were the only race portrayed half-decent style and sound effects wise

You can play as orks in Eternal Crusade and sometimes if you find a good server everyone is RPing as orks in the game chat it really boos the morale.

Indrid pls

ork tiddy best tiddy

>Explain.
They did
Hive Fleet Leviathan was redirected by the imperial via strategic exterminatus and captured genestealers into Ork space
where upon the Orks kicked off a huge war with the nids before eventually smashing the main body of Leviathan when Ork critical mass was reached

I watch Indrid's videos from time to time, but I don't actually play.

Well you’re right for the wrong reasons

Attached: CF8B4D02-FFD8-4B30-AB68-13A2CE262E87.jpg (960x1280, 129K)

IG faggots suffer from sour grapes

I want her to strangle me to dead

it's still alive? hmm guess I'll give it a try

That makes you a heretic

shut up space moron

You can try joining the beginner's elite mod discord channels if you're interested in playing the game. Its a hard game to master with all the mechanics but the mod community is really committed in trying to balanced the game mechanics to be as competitive as possible.

Although the game balances gets thrown out the window with 3v3, things that are broken in the retail version are fixed or modified in the Elite mod. Each army plays differently and heroes each gives a new variety in gameplay with keeps things very interesting.

I reminds me of playing a fighting game where you have a strategy in not trying to get hit and jumping to punish any mistakes made by your opponent.

Even in the sequel wraithguards are the most insufferable unit in the game lel

Last time I played was last year I don't know how it's doing right now

BASED

wagh.

Attached: Snotling2.jpg (250x323, 16K)

imagine being a space marine and having an ork fling shit at you and then other orks join in and then all the orks are tossing their waste at you and the warboss comes up and dumps the mega dookie on your whole team

>That Warboss and his gang that made a B Line straight for The Eye of Terror and fought on one of Khorne's planets
>Khorne enjoyed their scrap so much he resurrects them all daily so they can fight endlessly, forever
>Living the Orky Dream of pounding some Spikey Gits until the end of time
Honestly they have best fate in all of 40k

Attached: 1487519270189.jpg (720x900, 120K)

t. Yarrick

1d4chan.org/wiki/Squad_Broken

OI GIT, EVEN A GROT KEN FIGGA OUT DAT DAT STUFF BELONGZ IN DA DROPS. STIKKBOMBZ ARE FER THROWIN’, NAT TISH

This is very specific, but I`ve managed to couner nobz by playing chaos sorcerer. You need to get the armor that lets you summon a cage that traps all enemies and forbids them from moving. Just lay it down and focus all your firepower on them. Your enemy will almost never notice the cages with the buttload of units T3 orkz have.

dawn of war 2 is a underrated masterpiece of a game

there i said it

DIS 'NOTHA DAILY REMINDAH DAT DAH ONLY RACE DAT BE WINNIN' DIS FURTY K NONZENSE BE ORKZ, DER AINT ANNUDAH RACE DAT KAN EVEN SURVIVE AZ LONG AS WE KAN

ONCE WE FINISH' DAT BIG WAAAAGGGGHHH IN SUM TIME, WE'Z GUNNA GO TO ANNUDAH GALAXY N TRY TA' FIND N FIGHT DAT HOME WURLD OF DEM NIDZ N TRY N SUMMON GORK N MORK

Attached: 1566369515563.jpg (1920x1027, 483K)

It is funny how purple color means theyre invisible haha

Imagine being this right

Attached: smug black key.gif (286x258, 2.51M)

That's called chains of torment which lets you immobilize an area of enemy units for 5-10 seconds, for specials, save retreating units, spot meele charge, or just to nuke to area.It summons a chain token in the middle of the area for the enemy to shoot it down to regain there movement so that its not completely broken.

You can also buy the subjugation ability on the Chaos sorcerer which lets you take control of an enemy infantry unit(like terminators) to attack its own army, waste its own energy, or lead them into a nuke or an enemy horde to be ripped apart.

BUT WARBOSS
WHAT IF DA REAL GORK N MORK WAZ DA GITZ WE KRUMPED ON DA WAY

Agreed. Chaos Rising was the peak though. I prefer the Black Legion and its hoards of cultist and House Vandis renegades to Eldar and Nids from the base game. Defending the governors manor was a highlight for me and I wished it was longer.

Attached: chaoscultist.jpg (318x452, 27K)

Attached: Tarkus reads LCB.png (500x720, 226K)

OI YAH GIT, 'OW BIG DO YOUZ FINK GORK N MORK IZ???

IF ANYTIN, WE BE JOININ' DER WAAAGGGHH 'STEAD OF DIS ONE! DEM GITZ KNO' 'OW TA' FIGHT REAL GUD I TELL YAH

Attached: ork and orc.jpg (1200x1131, 284K)

>tfw no qt sororitas gf

Attached: 1555283143666.png (1462x877, 788K)

DATZ WHY YER DA BOSS N IM DA BOY, BOSS

>Big titty orks
I......Iwant to sex that big warm xeno,

DON’T
ITS A PLOT BY SLANEESH TO TAKE YOUR SOUL
AND OUR SISTERS OF BATTLE ARE BUFFER

If they had just had a mode with removed unit caps/10x it woulda been so much better.

>Guilliman said you can have Eldar waifu.

Attached: Blood ravens eldar gf.jpg (894x800, 663K)

I'm not even allowed to fuck a Sister, and all the new sister models coming out right now have ugly granny faces.

My favorite part is when Gorillaman said "Y'all need to stop being autistic with my space book"

Attached: 1437706267380.jpg (341x380, 134K)

I’m pretty sure sisters of battle can fuck according to modern lore

Based wagh poster

Attached: sister of battle and battle brother.jpg (600x1020, 48K)

GORKAMORKA
GAME
WHEN?

Attached: Gorkamorka.jpg (274x189, 23K)

Man i wish the table top cultists looked like that.
I know i could make some but it would be a pain in the ass to make 60 cultists

Ok now this is inaccurate because I don’t think Space Marines have functioning dicks

Fuck one, Waifu One, Bro One.

Craftworld Waifu
>Psychic powers
>Tsundere as fug
>Weighs half what you'd expect
>Cooks the best food you have ever tasted
>Prefers cuddling to sex

Tau Earth caste Waifu
>Pleasantly plump
>Complete nerd
>Cute at all times without trying
>Brings home the best toys
>Also has a collection of "other" toys

Genestealer Waifu
>No hair anywhere
>/fit/ and never has to work out
>Gives the best succ
>Leg locks during sex at all times
>Glass-half-empty worker dreg, requires love after long hours

Cultist Waifu
>Can't ever pick just one cult
>Has magic when it's Tzeentch
>Has tentacles when it's Slaanesh
>Is perpetually bubbly and happy when Nurgle
>Bulks up and goes from sub to dom when Khorne

Orc Waifu
>WAAAGH!
>Wait wrong last letter
>I dunno, I guess she's a 7 foot tall green Amazon
>Will demand Snu-Snu, at least twice a day
>Loves to rough-house and wrestle
>Gentle Dom

Waifu of Battle
>Hospitalar, loves to play 'doctor'
>Thighs of thiccness
>Never been in love before
>"Every glass is half full with the Emperor!"
>Occasionally performs a minor miracle when you're not looking

Cryptek Waifu
>Cold and unfeeling scientist
>The longer she's away from the tombs the more she warms up physically and emotionally
>Ends up extremely affection-hungry
>Can project a solid hologram of who or whatever you want around her
>The laws of physics? I wave to them as I pass, thank you very much.

They function, but they have no sex drive.

Fuck Earth Caste, Waifu Craftworld, Bro WoB.
Purge the rest.

Fuck waifu of battle, wife Orc, bro Cryptek

Fuck Craftworld, Waifu the SoB, Bro the Cryptek, Purge the Genestealer, Cultist and Orc

In 3v3s, your best bet is to ignore most of your T1 units. Don't go heavy on them unless they survive to tier 2.
If you need to invest in T1, get a generalist unit that can be useful beyond T1, like Raveners, Tac Marines, Cultists, Guardsmen (Only keep 2 at max), or any set-up team. Shootas, Stormboys, Banshees, and Guardians don't stay as useful past tier 2, but are also solid choices.
At Tier 2, just start being a fucking asshole. Waithguard, Zoanthropes, Dreadnaughts, Plasma Cannons, anything that can clear out the T1 trash easily. Use the breathing room to secure as much of the map as you can.
In fact, that's what you do in T1. In 3v3s, it's a race to T2. Put more pressure on nodes than on armies.
Every faction has a bullshit unit at T3 (Nobs, Terminators, Carnifexes, FIRE PRISMS, ect). Try and get yours out first and keep them on the back foot.

You can not beat Nobs in a straight fight. You fight them dirty. Any stuns or snare makes them very overextended sitting ducks. If they use their invincibility to break suppression, back off until they're ready to die. Plasma damage does bonus damage to them, and while they have a lot of hit points, they have no options except soaking up fire to try and get to melee.
But, yeah, they're pretty bullshit.

>Tichanas? What are you doing?
>Being gifted some poon, sergeant.
>Ah, good work. Be sure to give her a return gift in, oh, 9 months.
>FOR THE EMPEROR

HERE TO FIX YOR GUBBIN' HEUH HA HA

Attached: BigMek.jpg (180x182, 13K)

He's still alive right? RIGHT?!

Attached: bluddflagg.jpg (1600x1000, 282K)

>Having a mutant fuck you
Get a human guardsmen to do it.

Unknown. DoW3's interpretation of DoW2's ending is weird.

>WAR TRAKK IS THE SHITTIEST THERE IS
what did he mean by this?

Attached: 1466730445502.jpg (414x344, 21K)

Teldeer's soulstone was recovered, so Eldar were there for the win.
Kyras was murdered and Jonah was recovered along with Gabe, so SM were definitely a major part of the final battle.
Adrastia survive it all to call off the exterminatus with the help of the guard, so they were probably also present.

Davian Thule was killed by Eliphas, so he was at least partially successful.
The Orkz' fate is unknown, but considering how they have unique Space Hulk dialogue, Bluddflag is probably driving the thing around the sector.

The Tyranids are the only ones that are confirmed to have lost, since if they win, the Blood Ravens die to the last defending the planets.

SUMMON

by the emperor...

at least in our hearts he is