BOOM NIGGER
motherfuckin aggron out of nowhere, where you at bitch?
BOOM NIGGER
Right in front of him, bent over, lubed up and ready to take his monster cock.
Metagross, use Hammer Arm.
I'm fucking this user behind his back.
Hiding my car
Watching these two
>Not wanting to get fucked by a female aggron
Wow what a fag
aggron uses fissure
THE WALL
THE WALL
It's can't be that bad, It's just Aggron. It's not like he's a wall or anything.
>Giant monster made of stone and iron
>Weakness: Punching
Who thought this was a good idea?
Yo mama
>earth power
Know your place, bitch
>30% hitrate
Oh no no no.
Aggron isn't able to learn that move.
the special bond between us allows him to learna nd use it
Magnet rise is also a thing and that is something Metagross can actually learn.
Based
Not based
Aggron is a shitmon without his Mega
user, ripping your asshole is not learning and using fissure.
He's a shitmon with his Mega.
the fissure in the earth was so deep metagross fell into magma and died
How did metagross fall if it's levitating using the planet's magnetic field?
I had this Aggron in Emerald that had learned Tackle and had a trait that made it immune to recoil damage. It was also resistant to physical damage because... Aggron. All I ever trained on it was Atk and Spec Def, and it fucked up almost anything in short order. Good times.
>Aggron is so bad that its mega evolution straight up removes one of its types
fpbp
hes not kys with your dumb stone
But he is.
redpil me how strong that metagross was that casually appeared
FUCK YOU
Why wouldn't you want a MOTHERFUCKING AGRRON
Are you a pussy ass bitch?!
Its fucking dumb that one of the best looking pokemon is also buttfucked by one of the most common competitive attacks
Because cooler monsters like Salamence and Metagross exist. Are you stupid or something?
shit taste
>implying female Aggron mommy doesn't have a giant metal futa cock with the biggest steel clad tits the earth and the Pocket Monster world has ever seen
GET ON MY LEVEL
At least those two aren't weak to Ground, Fighting and Water. Those 3 with Ghost and Fire make up the top 5 most common coverage move types.
Because Starmie exists.