Have sex

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In video games I'm a pimp.

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>have sex
no

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projection 101

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what game

what manga

This user has good taste in games

I already have gay sex

based

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No

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Boku no Pico

Saints Row 2

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Saints Row 2, you fucking child

based, i always go for playboy route in games despite being 27 kv

I'd rather play video games

I already have, but now I just play vidya.

>it's the men's fault!
>women have no responsibilities! it's the men's fault!!!

>Let’s have sex
No way fag

Have children

seriously, I thought it was something else

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WOMEN *CLAP* AREN'T *CLAP* ENTITLED *CLAP* TO *CLAP* SEX *CLAP* MY *CLAP* BODY *CLAP MY *CLAP* CHOICE *CLAP* YOU *CLAP* FEMALE *CLAP* INCELS *CLAP*

you are a nigger
you are a faggot
you are a retard

Good, we need to fight overpopulation somehow.

never

Where they get that info ? i don't know anybody that does that

haha

heh lets them africans reproduce even more!

DELETE THIS NOW

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>women have ridiculously high standards
>it must be the men who are to blame

I have sex with men while playing video games.

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has anyone here ever watched the movie idiocricy and become genuinly worried that's the path humanity is going to follow?

no

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DON'T HAVE SEX

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Thank you based Rajang

I’ve turned down sex dozens of times to play vidya. It happens.

Female incels based

What are some unsustainable trends?

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>Would have it, but between work and keeping the suicide thoughts at bay, can't rightly welcome another soul into my miserable circle.

Thank you, onahip+VR for taking the edge off.

I rather play vidya than have sex. I'm not joking. After the first couple of times it's cool, but is she has no interest in giving me a kid then I have no interest in continuing fucking her.

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F

>Female incels
More like female Orca

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What are they playing?

maybe women should try being more fun than video games
checkmate atheists

>implying I want to live longer

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I had sex yesterday, it was good, now I can't stand seeing my wife until I get horny again, the price is too high.

Now that’s what I call edge!

There's a whole host of reasons why men are having less sex that doesn't have much to do with video games.

Correction:
We'd rather play video games than >>try to get a girl to have sex with us.

That's not the same thing as preferring video games to sex. I enjoy sex plenty thank you. Maybe as much as a really good video game.
What I don't enjoy is trying to convince girls to have sex with me. That shit is really not fun. Especially if you aren't very attractive which I'm not.
Luckily I have a relationship and so the amount of time I have to spend convincing a girl to have sex with me is relatively low, and normally just involves me touching her nipples until she gets horny.

If you want men to prefer asking girls out to playing video games, then you've got to say yes more ladies. Fuck men or we'll just go play games. Much more fun

sex is always a bit gay

>I had sex yesterday, it was good, now I can't stand seeing my wife until I get horny again, the price is too high.
Why did you even marry her then?

...

Is there anything roasties won't blame on men? Why are they completely irresponsible?

>never had sex or hd hand til 24
>finally did
>had lots of terrible sex for the next 12 years
>recently something clicked and I managed to really pound the pussy good without losing erection or cumming early
>suddenly a sex god

user stop relating to me.
Literally can't even get my sad ass out of bed for vidya, let alone finding a significant other.

Because I like having sex with her.

Anyone have that chart of the woman on Tinder who swiped left over 25,000 times and only swiped right like 100 times and ghosted all of them

The "women only want gigachad" thing is true these days, there is no such thing as satisfying a woman in 2019 if you're just a default male. You're always going to get compared to every other man in a 100 mile radius at all times.

pLEASE

imagine having to beg for someone to have sex with you because they have something better to do

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No, humanity will end up like this

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I wish I could cum early. Shit takes forever. I just want a fucking quickie.

Enjoy the divorce.

HAVE SEX!
HAVE SEX!
HAVE SEX WITH ME YOU FUCKING INCEL!

I'm kind of scared of physical contact with people user, I can't have sex like that.

NOOOOOOO INCELS STOP
STOP RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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>go out and try to connect with women
>not very attractive
>every advance is rejected
>persistence is seen as a rape attempt in 2019
no reason to keep trying

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>jerk off to 2D every day
>don't have to waste time and money on holes
>can't get MeToo'd
>can play vidya as much as I want
Nah I'm good

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never

At this point in life, I don't care anymore.

Change the type of women you hang out with.
Of course the whores who use Tinder would want to choose the top Chad in the menu. They think they're worth it.

But...but Who wants to live forver, you apes.

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Is the plot like LISA but with less body horror and weird shit?

you people are really pathetic.

based as fuck

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I would if I could

my gf has depression so we only have sex like maybe once a month or even less, so I just play vydia and fap when I want to and honestly I kinda dont even miss it
I mean Id fuck other girls but I dont think it would be a fair thing to let her down and I dont know how to help her, I have my mental problems too

fuck off whore

Not sure, just read it, it's based on a book

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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