Let's play a game

A lazy bum gets work because his employer looks like his mom and goes to deserted island and fights living furnitures eventually didn't get paid in the end

-man?

Nuclear Throne.

smt 1

Nuclear Throne

You employ runaway slaves belonging to an insectoid race to smuggle thousands of metric tons of fucking hashish.
You also have to prey every sunday or the church will remove your skin.

Naked and Afraid: Oedipus Complex Edition.

You are god and the devil ruined the world so you gotta travel the world and kick everyone’s ass and periodically destroy countries with earthquakes to raise the standard of living

Soiboi gets bullied by furries

Your brother and his little town gets destroyed by a black dragon but you're saved and you have to start your own town in the middle of a desert by the help of a VERY THICK mermaid spirit

tboi?

a furry kills criminals

All the gods of the world fight while bullying a shota and being generally terrible people

Finally, someone fucking gets it.

A spirit possess you and now you're involved in a yakusa war

fed with a speech impediment wakes up retard who fucked up science, retard fucks up more science almost immediately

>dragon
He's a turtle, bro

a small chinese child decides to have a quick walk up a mound of earth but has a terrifying fall and works with all forms of amalgamations and nightmare creatures to escape a wall of light and return to his goat mother.

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Against his chicken friend's wishes, local retard keeps answering the phone.

Emo kid watches all his friends die and realizes everything he knows is a lie

church can't touch me if they have to wade through fogmen territory
also Kenshi

Your entire family (who like 80 percent of want to fuck you) try to guilt trip or kill you

Fire Emblem Fates?

undertale fucking duh

that sounds like crusader kings to me

Correct

The misadventures of a dirty hobo who's most likely high of methamphetamines, harasses civilians, and only speaks in ebonics

Got it

Beach party turned spooky radio ghost night

A massive steaming pile of shit.

Satan saves Christmas.

Shit, it's an American McGee can't remember it though

Gardners did not take care of overgrowth so you murder someone in their sleep.

Fallout 4

Hotline Miami

John Woo fights his ghost mommy in slow motion

That one part in Conker's Bad Fur Day

>Pirates pillage boy's town, burn the docks, and literally only took him because they needed a hostage and he happened to be nearby
>joins them
>falls in love with the most violent of them
>it's not entirely unrequited

arabs make a bunch of earthquakes in greece so nato kills all the arabs in greece

Bad Day LA

A cuck, a nigger, and an inbred become best friends.

hotline miami

You teleport in a bus then save humanity

GTA V

Wolfenstein The New Colossus

Nope but the protagonist kills at least 2 civilians whenever they fling shit at enemies or tries to save the day

green man wakes up from a 19 year power nap

wheelball

You have to beat a pig at a race to win back your land

Doom 4

Girl saves her autistic twin sister by using an ancient polaroid.

Doom? Either that or HaaH WaaW

Hard mode
The imaginary friends of the imaginary friends of the imaginary friends of two brothers (one of which may be an imaginary version of the other's brother) beat each other up

Normal mode
They do it by screaming at each other

Easy mode
Faggots on Yea Forums shit on the game but endlessly fellate the lore

Game Journalist mode
"Never should have come here"

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Man screams & stomps autistically for a couple hours and gets a ptsd

your heroic self-insert constantly saves the day yet nothing changes and everyone constantly forgets you exist

You are used for a cruel experiment designed to torture you, there's a funny robot who accompanies you sometimes and you also have a gun that can create portals

Diddy Kong Racing!

Go to the bottom of the hill while moving your feet away from where they should be

World of Warcraft

A balding manlet falls of a truck and lose his memory.

You start off by wanting to kill yourself from the previous game for trying to kill you after he killed you and brought you back. In the end you kill yourself with yourself which promptly tries to kill you. Thankfully you from the previous game was waiting for this.

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Sekiro?

Objective: Kill (you)rself.

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Lesbian talks to alcoholics for three weeks

ActRaiser?

You have a heart attack which means all the sex scenes in the game are suddenly disabled.

Every game with a character customization feature?

Cyber Venezuela Bartending: St0'V0'K0r

FF

The plot forgets the cosmic horrors from beyond the stars in favor of flavor of the week human terrorists with contradictory motives. The terrorists become such a massive plot tumor they end up highjacking and ruining the entire franchise.

Some hungry old hobo walks up to you and begs you for food so you give him a rotten apple but it turns out the hobo is a wizard or some shit and turns your sister to stone so now you gotta go around the world giving people (including your various stereotyped clones) random crap to un-stone her

Effective Mass?

GTA San Andreas?

A girl unknowingly puts herself in a time loop so she can defeat a demon using Christianity.

Your favorite game

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well? yes or no???

Autistic god attempts to herd drunken children into killing demons and cats

rise and shine, mr freeman

Undertale, except it came first and it's also porn.

Draft-dodger uses one weird tax evasion trick (shadows hate him!) to avoid military service. The entire game is about realising how tremendously bad an idea this was for everyone involved.most of your stalwart friends and allies assisting you were all personally and directly fucked over by you to catastrophic levels. Just for fun you can do it again.

Correct

it's a real stretch but MGQ? It has monsters, a general idea of maybe just coexisting, and the PC isn't quite what they seem.

You and a stripper go on a massive killing spree

You travel to the same few locations repeatedly, sometimes there's vehicle combat or a timer, rarely is there a satisfying firefight despite your character holding a variety of weapons.

have you ever seen a turtle breathe fire?

Crash

Scribblenauts Unlimited.

Wheelman?

FFVII?

Fallout 1

Oxenfree

As knock-off Jesus, you must have the world with your art skills and kill a narcissistic black man.

Have you ever seen a dragon with a shell?

Zelda Wind Waker

She has an animal companion and is most likely a lesbian

Yes, but you missed a few
>game has a not-final boss that doesn't wants to be spared
>first tutorial character you encounter is also the final boss
>have to fight the not-final boss' flunkies through your journey while also learning that they are not bad people
>just... Granberia

>*save

A child becomes the country’s most foremost expert in the traditional worldwide form combat in like a day

Correct

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No. Think weirder.

Okay, I concede I see where you were going with it. Good one user.
Plus I like some of the music

Modded GTA San Andreas?

Game has really awful 2D graphics.
Blonde, Female Protagonist. Probably late Teens.
Dog companion, but often disappears.
Described as "Silent Hill esque" which is completely fucking false.
Too fucking dark, even when gamma is put to max, and you adjust your monitor/tv screen to max brightness.
Often priced at less than $2.99.
Made by 3 people (I will NOT give them the benefit of the doubt).
Indie "survival horror".

A small child displays an unusual knack for engineering and goes looking for her missing father. In the process, frees a gigantic, extremely pissed-off oceanic abomination that's been being tortured for untold centuries on an unsuspecting ocean. But you get your dad back, so I'm sure there'll be no negative repercussions to this decision.

Claire?

You can cut anything except a cat and it’s badass but nothing ever uses the engine that lets you do it again

Drawn to Life

ONE OF THESE DAYS ALICE, BANG, ZOOM. STRAIGHT __ ___ ____

Drive on island. More island for island. Driver License. Okay time to make traffic jam by exploding other cars

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Two groups of color segregated retards fight over deserts.

You sell animal shit on the black market to build a cool house

Long Shortman?

A girl gets subjected to different fetishes as she tries to defeat evil creatures and meet other hot girls

Metal Gear Rising Revengeance?

Oblivion?

Team Fortress 2

Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

Gravity Rush.

Protagonist wakes up one day, grabs cursed sword and heads to sword factory to remove the curse.

Burnout Paradise?

>Operator operates operationally
ARMA III

Crew Castle 2

TO THE MOON!

Yes

>hideous pre-rendered 2D sprites on hideous 3D field graphics
>randomly generated giant tower dungeon roguelike
>social sim and monster raising elements

Animal Crossing

Command & Conquer Tiberian Sun?Animal Crossing?

action movie star knockoff stephen king tries to rescue his gf/wife

living vacuum cleaner kills eldritch abominations

You saw through my impossible puzzle user. Well done.

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You are god and you get to eventually fuck everyone

Yo, Azure Dreams was the shit nigga, watchu talkin about
I need to clobbah dat Kirbeh

Alan Wake

Fuck, forgot a line break. Way to go, self
Kirby?

Look for sailors

Correct

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The sequel means the game I'm describing is actually just a simulation.

Shenmoo

Autistic German plays and abuses his Sims until they become self-aware and kill him.

Autistic German quits and ignores his Sims until they become self-aware and start killing eachother.

You ever been so fucking angry
Like I mean REALLY angry
Like REALLY REALLY angry
Like REALLY REALLY REALLY angry
Like REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY angry

armored man hits other armored man firey sword do damage swish swish miserum

Figure Collecting Simulator 2000

a medieval game but everyone acts like a character that belongs in the holy grail

Asura's Wrath

Yes
Fuck Mac Walters and fuck Bioware

after some kidnapper steal your daughter you grow 4 more arms and become anime kratos

Some dude whose house is also a mailbox puts random trash in the ground to fix shit up and eventually kill love.

Fallout 1

Darkest Dungeon?

This

Burnout Paradise

>You travel the lands looking for your step daughter then jump into different dimensions and kill the guy trying to capture your step daughter

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A very wet community service sentence

CORRECT

Bald. Midget. Best friend never shows up outside of story. Kills other “friend” by falling into an office for the higher authority

Some people say it, and it’s sequel, are the only good games in the series. Others say it’s when the games stopped being good. Others say none of the game series’ games were ever good. Both games introduced some of the most popular characters in the series but also some of the most hated. And a lot of people think most of both games’ gameplay styles are garbage

Get a chicken to work as a real estate agent.

correct

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You and your best friend try to get to the doctor

What a shit of the game it was...

Yes

Assassin's Creed.

correct

Man becomes the next time-travelling deliveryman in a long line of time-travelling deliverymen.
Sonic Adventure

school shooter tentacle fucks senior citizen and obese incel

Yes

I forget which specific game, but Yakuza

Two niggers, a hick and an asshole ruthlessly murder sick people.

Sonic Adventure. 1 and 2 were both dogshit. Sonicfags need to wake up.

Right, Yakuza 0

Destiny

This guy: the card game!

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Undertale?

You fight the russians and its all einsteins fault.

Your friend's parents are dead, her brother is the evil monster king in disguise and the world is at war, and it's all your fault. Go fix shit up by retconning yourself out of reality.

L4D2

Red alert

You did some cool thing but your "friend" tells everyone he did it and then he tries to set you on fire

Children engage in violent gang warfare over what color to paint the floor

Splatoon

A witch and a priest doomed to fight demons, eldritch abominations, aliens and mutants for the end of eternity. Game dev is beer.

You destroy tanks with a dinky pistol while a disembodied voice screams in Engrish.

Every game ever.

t. Yea Forums

Tales of Berseria

You and your incestuous autistic sibling are blasted light years into space to see if where your going is habitable only to find out its more of a clusterfuck then where you came from.

Correct

>incestuous
>not dyke

A crazy bitch and her half-ghost servant want to grow a tree and you need to go to the world of the afterlife to stop them.

A cop spends his first day on the job beating up a religious commune

Rebels BTFO.

Stupid bird spends whole day climbing a dangerous mountain just to get phone reception.

>after ten days of gruelling ordeals and hardships, you can either choose to remove magic from the world forever, or condemn all your friends and loved ones to die a cruel and agonizing death.

>knight rescues princess kidnapped by evil wizard, gets more than he bargained for as a reward

>you fight zombies to save your imaginary girlfriend

Cutist sim?

That shitty ME game

Please filter these shitty threads

An ethnically diverse ragtag group solves a voting fraud conspiracy.

Far Cry 5

Alright, alright.

>a post-apocalyptic world
>a flashlight
>a girl
>and ghosts

You become a furry so you can beat up a scalie who later becomes a furry

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Rain World?

Wolfenstein The New Colossus

Metal Slug

>Please filter games where people talk about Vidya so we can have more waifu and smashfag threads

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you drive a bus for 8 hours
(really hard, you can't answer this one)

Super Mario 3D World

>knight
Live-a-Live
>Zombies
Dead Space

Ever wanted to live in a Hunter-Gatherer society with steam-age technology at best? What if dinosaurs were still alive but even more badass? And what if you could kick their asses?

Ding ding ding

>3

Dead space

Some new kid has to fill in for the established main character because he's being a pussy about war and shit

Monster Hunter World

>Dead Space
Yes!
>Live-a-live
No.

the power of friendship isn't enough to stop aliens from burning a world

Fragile Dreams?

Prey

Mega Man X7

You build castles and fight British stereotypes for control of the kingdom.

A biker-looking lunatic beats a corporation to death with a lead pipe

badda bing badda boom

You live in a world full of time traveling Vegetas

Classic sci-fi adventure in a beloved setting but made entirely of plastic.

Protagonist should have eaten lunch rather than get involved

Darkness man is being evil and your only friend secretly mindfucked you into helping him for no good reason

>Cultist Sim

Yup.

>First paragraph

Infamous 2?

Gnosticism, but with lots of punching people in the face.

red haired retard who just wants to go home
unga bunga it's not real everyone keeps dying
oh fuck here we go again
everything is made up the end you're delusional red haired retard gone

Game where cyborg can actually shoot up a school

Lego Star Wars

Everyone's just fighting over rice

Chrono Trigger

Kid Icarus: Uprising

You live in a world of dragons the the protag gets NTR'd pretty hard

Nope

Correct

Bloodborne + Cave story

it sucks

you are just kinda uhhh fucking around in a dance room and then
a...fake-but-not-really angel comes in and she's all like "oh no i am asleep but then i wake" because she was assaulted and she gives you a boner wand and tells you to go around and fill it up
so you go get your gf and discover that the devil-but-maybe-not??? is running around stealing all the viagra and making bad shit happen so nobody can't nut no more and you
have to go around the world and fix things

It's a Spaghetti Western, but in Louisiana
Also zombies

Yoshi

You work for the government to sustain your drug addiction and your psychopathic killing tendencies.

Your mom.

The world's highest-functioning alcoholic is given a terrible employment offer to win custody of his kid

Everybody has wings and your dad is the true antagonist

No

Cute. Try killing yourself

You and a robot stop an evil alien jew from destroying planets for a profit.

Based nigga saves the world from apocalypse

Clue: you just lost

Bayonetta?

Stronghold
Streets of rage?

Hunt: Showdown?

Super Deepthroat

Nope

Correct.

>shipwreck
>island
>dinosaurs

no clue, but I'm intrigued

Mdk?

A bunch of clowns cook meth and steal shit

One of your three brothers goes missing in the jungle

I suddenly feel a burning need for a container of medical supplies.

Correct

Payday 2?

Extensive human experimentation has finally allowed the ability to transform yourself into a mug.

You kill kebabs by throwing apples at them. You are also a kebab.
>Stronghold
Correct

Close, but written wrong
or one of the drakengards, fuck if i remember anything from that

I was thinking the original NES Kirby but sure

Only THE SWORD OF GOOD can defeat THE SWORD OF EVIL

You get trapped in a mansion set in another dimension. You get to fuck a bunch of people and can only leave with one person in the end

Aladdin?

No to Streets of Rage.
Here's a hint, someone thinks you're a dog.
I'll hint that you're an ex-cop, and you're receiving productive mental therapy along the way. Trial by fire therapy, but therapy nonetheless.

You fuck walking gambling machines and send your guys to touch the peepee of eldritch abominations for electricity.

Prey, the new one
Aladdin for the playstation

Magic clown destroys the entire world.

Everyone is a robot but they are like "nah dude I'm a human" or something.

Asuras wrath?

Watch dogs 2?

School bush crash escalates to ancient cult conspiracy and possibly defeating God incarnate himself

Right.

Multi-dimensional vacuum furries

Soulbringer

Correct

umineko

FFVI?

White MC Hammer wielding a stick builds the world and then becomes a bird

Nope

>I'll hint that you're an ex-cop, and you're receiving productive mental therapy along the way. Trial by fire therapy, but therapy nonetheless.
pretty sure I've never played it, do give the answer if anons fail to guess pls

You got it

Someone posted pictures of you doing something embarrassing online so you go and kill the guy who posted the pictures and everyone who saw them

This one doesn't have amnesia, but you'd like to forget your past anyway. Unfortunately, no one will let you

Soul calibur maybe
one of the twisted metal endings

Nope

Dooms

It starts with bring your family to work day and ends with a fight to the death with an alien over the fate of the planet

You go around a shitty school collecting facts, reason, and logic so you can shoot your classmates with it later to prove you didn't kill anyone.

So this edgy boy comes around and fondles you. Then you get very angry about your family or something. After eating a bunch of people you kill the edgelord. Also you're basically Kirby.

Danganronpa?

Monster hunter in general but yeah

It's a family tradition to invade this old dude's big house and kick his ass. You dont even take anything of value either. You just break in and beat the shit out of his friends that are just hanging out in his nice ass house, and then him. Just like your granpappy and your granpappy's granpappy.

The son of a pirate goes on an adventure with an Indian and a scythe wielding robo scarecrow

You have to hunt down your old friends, but never trust a spook

Become the greatest ally by starving third world nations and becoming the sole supplier of food for insane revenue.

Castlevania

GTA Vice City?

Victoria 2

Ye

Bioshock Infinite?

edgy hot anime protagonist hates everyone but is suddenly in love then he fucks around with space and time

You apply for a summer job at some mansion and end up getting raped by hot girls and eating poop curry

Persona 5

Red Dead Redemption.

I'll just tell you now.
The Evil Within 2

Hell yeah wrath of the dead rabbit.
Also, that's literally a normal synopsis. Make it more interesting

You're a dude in a big place with lots of other dudes. Sometimes you team up with those dudes. Sometimes you team up with those dudes to fight other dudes.

Starless?

No but same developer

Spends days voyeuring different people, eating fast-food and dealing with mormons.

While applicable, in this case, you know that you're doing it for custody, not to erase your bar tabs.

You get pressured into child labor by some bitch because your dad is a mess of a person

Touhou

That's right!

You end up in a weird house.
You don't know what it's all about and you can't figure it out at all.

Similar economic model but it isn't grand strategy.

Yes

correct

The priestess you're fucking sends you down to hell to stop a group of serial killers from raiding the living world.

Adopted son of a Yakuza likes capitalism and beethoven so much he has brain problems. Except in the true ending where he just has an IRA member for a brother.

Rabies outbreak gone horribly wrong

Local mailman kills the president.

Recettear

press button

Shit, didn't mean to quote. However its Valhalla to take a crack at it to make up for the mistake.

Lobotomy corporation or Soma.

Postal?

Your best friend is a demon god and that’s not even the twist

>Struggle to manage job, money, social contacts and your hobby at once
>Regularly come close to mental breakdown, but taking a nap kinda helps
>And don't forget to sacrifice your friend for that girl

Because of the events of the previous game, the entire universe is fucked, now you must attempt to find the sequence of events that allow the universe to be saved

Left 4 Dead?

Correct

Hint: It's cold
Correct. Sorry for being boring.

Guy kills crooks per his superior's orders, but then his imaginary ladyfriend convinces him to betray his people and kill them too.

You got it

ShadowMan

I gave away the answer a little earlier, but you spend most of the game beating up a photographer and a motivational speaker

Corny hapa solves a bunch of crimes

It's like playing War but you rape girls too

Nope.

residents of "the swamp" all fight to the death basically over who gets to flick a switch they all want turned on and really don't have a good reason to fight over at all.

Rance

Correct

That's Soma, but since you said two games you get half a candy bar

Yume Nikki?
Miserere?

Guy talks to people in a gruff voice and kills things for money.

Any takers?:
same franchise

Yeah I'm having extension brain problems, its now making me look at the wrong fucking quotes and now I'm stuck in disgusting Yea Forums native mode.

Sorry man, I have no idea on your one.

Aye

nah man, no weebshit

This feels like Silent Hill
The Evil Within 2

>Silent Hill
It isn't

Is it jrpg?

Amazon shipment loading simulator from the pirate times.

Hint: The cool thing happened in Hawaii

Medallion's humming, Witcher game, gotta be

Sea of Thieves?

The Sims?

Affirmative

It's more infamous than that.

THUG

Correct.

Sunless Sea?

Ah, never touched it I'm afraid, sorry for the run around too user.

still nope, sorry
sometimes your friends break into strangers houses for you

Correct

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What if hacking actually WAS like hollywood?

No

You ride off to a hotel listening to Michael Jackson's Billy Jean after getting nearly killed in a drug trade. (which wasn't shown in the game but mentioned)

Loser with bad memory and low self esteem saves the planet from gray haired Fabio. There's some dumb shit about the planet in there too.

It's an educational game.

two friends get seperated and then a war breaks out.

Your trapped in an elevator. Every one else is dead.

GTA Vice City

You beat almost extinct animals near death only to do some surgery-tier sedation. Then you let them wake up again, but this time they like you.

>Son of cop joins the force after his daddy disappeared.
>Has to deal with stronk woman feminist type and retard who talks like a guy obsessed with cowbells.
>Fights Russians, Chinese vamipres, zombies, gooks and a bdsm cult to find out the truth.
>"Your dad's ded lmao" cue giant dance party and end credits.

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We may be thinking of the same game
It was a ship, not a bus, tho.

You stealth around a military encampment and there's a few gay people doing gay things in it.

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Some miners are angry and unionize

The end of your journey sends you back to the beginning and you are eternally doomed to wander a world of increasingly weirder creatures and angry robot police

A cult in space gone horribly wrong

>"DO THING!"
>don't do thing
>ebin :DD

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Starsector

Cthon
Also Dead Space

Good game that caused so many legal conflicts that they are probably never going to make another one like that again

Dead Space yes

Dog finds out she's an ayy lmao and kills a fish

Boomer can't contact other boomers who are primary colors, go find out why their phones aren't working.

No, it's every single Rockstar game.

Man arrives to town by train, entire game can be skipped by going back in the train and leaving.

This gruesome journey to escape hell is pointless, you're gonna be stuck here reliving painful death after death forever.

You're an evil tentacle dude and your waifu dies, but not really.

Red Faction

Demonophobia

You try to find blue stuff so you can make a blue sword and then you try to find some other blue stuff so you can make a glowy blue sword and then you go and kill a dragon

Goldeneye

Correct

yup, now what about this one?

miners are angry and unionize... again.

The Town With No Name

But you have to find the keys?

Bingo.

Beep beep, I'm a sheep, beep beep beep, I'm a sheep

Kotor 2

Down and out slav wins the lottery and then joins a conspiracy to overthrow the government

Baba is You

Darkness?

Not quite, but good guess.

fuck, you're good
sorry, no

Ancap midget threatens to cut down all the trees in the galaxy.

Bread

Nope. Here's a hint: These race of monsters aren't actually sheep and you're like half of one anyway

Guy plays bejeweled to get girls.

mgs3

I am bread?

Cute witch gets raped by a shark and then her friend splat out her guts. Not a porn game.

Yes

Correct

correct

that was hard

freddie mercury fights blonde kirito with swords

Catherine?

Would you rather fuck a lying bitch that thinks she knows what’s best for you or a slut that lets you do what you want: the game

No, here's a another hint that will likely give it away: fry higher

Australian man wakes up after 30 years. Tries to go for a walk but he keeps hearing children.

Drills break down

Vicious carnivorous plants kill hardworking suited wage-slaves for the sick amusement of a landlord.

You wake up and apparently now you're the messiah. Now go start a revolution

Loser re-kills ghost with root beer.

angery >:(

doom, hatred & Gmod rp servers

Payday 2

nope

Machines don't have feelings.
Oh wait never mind.

Euro truck simulator, but in space

Huniepop.

Elite: Dangerous

NMS?

Another hint: After the lawsuits, the series comics killed several characters just to avoid paying royalties

plants v zombies, you redditor

Mad Max written by reddit

Oh god, I'm a fucking idiot

Detroit Become Human
That makes me think of Sonic, but I can't think of any specific Sonic game that caused legal conflicts, just the comics

Don't run into cactus or birds.

Borderlands 1?

The whole game is actually just some guy yelling at you. Then you go blow up a submarine

2 but yeah

A Godfrey Ho directed video game.

Google Chrome offline dinosaur running game

Sonic The Dark Brotherhood was what started the Ken Penders' lawuits

that makes me think Transformers, but that's a tv series with some games

Oh yeah, I forgot about that one.

You got it.

>that's a tv series with some games
Transformers was originally a comic you zoomer shithead

Ninja Gaiden

It's like Minecraft but with guns

The Game?

you can't die, you can't remember shit, and I can't read

Rust?

Guilty Gear

Uh...Ghost Trick?

nah, the tv series and the comics were both at the same time, it was originally a toy collection

correct

Hint 2: Either the best or second best game in the series, depending on who you ask, has a guy with an afro on the cover, who didn't appear in another game in the series until the crappy reboot, and they ruined his fro too

That just became the answer.

That fits, but it wasn't what I was thinking of

Space postman gets his ass handed to him by everything in the galaxy before being forced to fight the toughest ship in existence.

Super Smash Brothers

Main character get cucked and murdered by one he thought was an ally, then all of his friends die. In the first half of the game.

random guy gets shot in the head

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I want to know the original game. That was just the first game with “Ninja” in the title that i could think of

FTL

Character from children's video game series swears a cuss

New Vegas

The world is literally made up of two people fighting

Dont touch anything
Dont let yourself be touched
Or you will want to touch others
May tempt you to touch yourself

Conker's Bad Furd Day

correct

This spinoff at first looks like a remake, until you realize it's a sequel because time travel and parallel universes are a bitch.

Gravity Rush?

Xenoblade

American corporation management simulator.

Mercenaries 2

Random shmuck wanders around a desert looking for rare technology before killing an ugly computer.

>Conker's Bad Furd Day
No, but good guess.

Ow the edge

Probably not, but Monster Girl Quest: Paradox?

Katana zero?

Undertale?

yup

Walking simulator, but underwater.

Aye

Changed?

Shadow the Hedgehog

Autistic man has to kill a bunch of special ed freaks in the jungle.

Got to go, the game I was thinking of was Planescape

Correct

Well shit, that was fast.

Correct

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Drunk driver beats a superior invading force

You gun down endless amounts of red skins before becoming the kind of red skins

you were late for work and now you have to kill an alien god

OC donut steal

Yeah

Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War?

Half Life

You are an edge lord that inherits a hereditary curse and you fuck up the mafia with it

Freedom Planet?

Farcry

you fight your clones over dirt

Superhot?

Nein

sonic forces

pizza loving retard attacks his brother with the help of his nephew

You release an evil god from their prison because you thought it would get you laid

Nope

Desert Bus

you taze children and join the illuminati, all while making quips about the whole ordeal

You must rebuild civilization from the evil hands of a bald man that hacks your cutscenes in the late-game

Devil May Cry?

Get rich as fuck and own a planet (or castle) afterward.

yes

You must protect yourself from a crazy one-armed Australian man, his psychotic daughter, an autistic girl inside her loony container that can't actually contain her for shit, and a pile of aggressive spaghetti.

Deus Ex

You forgot the part about suffering from crippling autism

Dark Messiah of Might and Magic

Deus Ex

Correct

You got it

I'M FEELING LIKE STAR, YOU CAN'T STOP MY SHINE

you fight against a sentient tank to stop the cyber reformation of earth

You gotta stop a guy from impregnating his daughter against his will

A computer chip becomes a sheep herder

black ops 1

The gene pool is stagnant, and i am the minister of chlorine

Let's see how many men of culture are here.

1. A gay angel and a Devil make boomer jokes so you can be praised by terrorist's survivors and create a living fursuit to help you anihilate the terrorists.

2. Men bad, lesbianism good.

3. You are god, yet you are unable to make a moron stop calling for a pizza delivery or get a job.

4. You do the same thing you did in SNES but with worse graphics, also, everything was just a VR prank and then the prankster dies because he was not real.

Hint 3: The second game is basically a polished up version of the first game
For fuck's sake, someone get it already.

Misanthropic edgelord kills literally everyone.

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duck season?

Postal 2

correct

Virgin throws cereal to women to get some pussy because a Cocaine Addict fairy told him to do so (It works).

Wario land 2

...

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

Farmer goes to save his loved one by beating the shit out of everyone, including his loved one.

Madagascar fucks up your playthrough

SHUT
DOWN
E V E R Y T H I N G

Uncharted 4

First sounded like Good Omens at first, the third is clearly Sims

Is there a game in the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series that has a guy with an afro on the cover?

Black & White?

While trying to cure your steampunk AIDS some bodyless jackass contracts you to kill an invisible baby, and you do it for the fuck of it.

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Come on, this shouldn't be so tricky to figure out.

yeah, i didn't pay atention to the second, so yeah

2. sounds like some meme game like last of us.

First one correct.

Is 2 Life is Strange?

Correct

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