GIRL

>Thought you’d ought to know...*falls*

i can go out in the winter and piss a dick into the snow. ALSO i can pick up my bros and toss em around and throw things really far (really far!) and i can cum in PUSSY i can shoot FAT LOADS in a VAGINA and it feels GREAT

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WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST GO BACK IN TIME WITH THE TIME TURNERS AND KILL VOLDEMORT

>GIRL
Cruise control, etc.
It's just a dude with a voice changer.

When me and my girlfriend played Garry's Mod it would be one of three things.

1. A kid repeating the edgy jokes he heard to be funny to his friends. Shouldn't you be in the kitchen? Things like that. Just immaturity, basically.

2. Making it known to everyone and being obnoxiously "funny" at her expense but with a hint of resentment and jealousy.

3. Acting normal but then being like yeah, we should add each other on Steam so we can contact each other faster, haha. And she'd be like, "Sure, you should also add my boyfriend too." and obviously being socially inept is a GAMER© requirement so they'd be like, "Yeah, haha I'm not surprised you have a boyfriend seeing as how awesome you are, haha. Anyone would be lucky to have you haha."

Yeah, now we just play privately. Portal 2 is still my favorite co-op game for playing with women.

youtube.com/watch?v=zRkao-gyZC0

DIEEEEEEEEE

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REPOST

REPOST ON Yea Forums

This ain't 2009 anymore

bro im have way to level 60 in casslic WoW

FAGGOT
FAGGOT IN THIS THREAD

When I play TF2 it's mostly:
>black knights from Yea Forums (I've played with you faggots enough to spot you right away)
>people who think I'm a 12 year old boy
>most people don't acknowledge a thing
>very rarely someone who will follow me around trying to be a white knight

post ur toon lol

QUICK
HIDE THE FUN

Is there anything worst than having bants with your pals and then a chick coming along making them all into soft spoken dorks?

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Because Rowling is a hack

fuck yeah bro

Blue pilled bullshit.

Women have lower iq than men, and they are not more rational.

fucking based

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Based.

What's a black knight?

What's a black night?

The guy from Fire Emblem.

here bros

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The opposite of a white knight, someone who goes out of their way to be as edgy about women as possible.
Remember that Law and Order SVU episode with the 'go home gamergirl' shit? It's like that, but 100x more cringy.

Guy In Real Life

youtube.com/watch?v=99Iw2mBO1_8

That's ingenious! I can't believe I never thought of that. Holy fuck that's a quick and easy way to describe people like that.

I wonder who would win in a fight between a white knight and black knight.

>"No!"
i agree tho

for me it's
>hacker
>give me scout tips
>wtf
>who the fuck is this village people roleplayer

No matter who wins, the rest of the team loses.

>streamer joins the other team
>ask them to kick him
>they do

sup jewel

deh
based

i dont believe you

gamer girls do you enjoy anal or do you just put up with it for your chubby hubby because everytime i play hide the sausage with my lil sweat pea she hates it

I had a guy (poorly) quote the part of Revelations about the whore of babylon. Can't get much worse than that.

OK. That's normal in every popular game now. It's not 2007 anymore. I can hardly play one match of Overwatch or take one step in WoW/FFXIV without being up to my armpits in girls.

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>Overwatch
>WoW/FFXIV

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>Girls only play social/casual games
Who'd a thunk

>Girls only play social/casual games
give it a few more years at this rate

Back when I played Tibia, I remember when we first go a girl on our guild. It wasn't one, but two girls, best friends. Everyone was over them, giving them gifts and trying to sway them, specially us dumber younger ones. The two "best friends" were constantly disputing over stuff and hated each other guts, while at the same time being best friends on the surface. Eventually their dispute got to the point where they were manipulating people against each other, ending years long friendships and splitting a previously united guild.

That's how one of my first online friendship circle got destroyed by women. To this day I don't understand why women become friends with each other when they hate each other guts.

True, but you get different women based on what video game you play. Overwatch for normal ones. World of Warcraft for overweight and ugly ones. Portal 2 for the best and wholesome ones. Things like that.

what did he mean by it

girls only play single player games with cute boys in em

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Maybe she'll be my friend!

Why do so many girls like Catherine then?

Vincent is cute, duh.

Until you run out of gifts for her.

:)

I wish girls played with me.

you don't think vincent is cute?

Newfags.

How low does your IQ have to be to not immediately pick up on the meaning of black knight?

>Girl joins server
>Can feel you entire demeanor drastically shift to try and impress her with no conscious decision to do so

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This is what destroyed the internet

When virgins start to move in and whiteknight for supposed woman they can't even see or hope to get laid with

Fucking morons

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what kind of games would you play with a girl?

lot of toxic comments in this thread

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>girl joins server
>sounds just like a 12 year lad
>treat her as such
>"I'm a girl by the way"
>still treat her like a 12 year old boy
Theres really not much difference

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Arcade games.
Tons of coop games.
Sexual intercourse.
Cuddling 2020
Bomberman

good fuck women lmao

What did snoy mean by this?

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Lately we've been playing DOOM on switch and Man of Medan on my pc

>not griefing them to make them look bad on stream

It is pathetic. And females see them as what they are: easily manipulable retards who will make them favors for free. Girls might even receive money or presents from these faggots and laugh their asses at how fucking stupid they are.

>Girl joins
>Half the server start kissing her ass
>Half the server turn into edgelords
I just wanted to play videogames

I wanted to answer to this guy

UGHHHHGGGHH
HUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHH
UUUHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
HUUUUUUF
HUUUUUFFF
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HERE
I
GO
AGAIN
COOMIN'

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What kind of server do you play in where people change the way they act because of a girl? You guys must be playing with literal 12 year olds.

In what universe is Lancelot black

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>be known shit talker
>call kids retarded and talk shit to admins
>everyone laughs and banters back
>no votekicks or bans
>girl joins the server
>she begins to do call outs and acts like a "gamer"
>call her a dumb bitch
>the whole server ignites and begins defending her
>get banned after 6 years
>go appeal on the forums
>denied: respect all players
I e-stalked her and she was some fat white girl who was one of those hot topic types. Server is long gone, but still mad to this day.

Demoman

fucking bitch you are not speshul
leave
fucking leave

i go out of my way to slaughter women who play loud music on the games i play

HOLY FUCK DOES SHE STREAM? LET ME DONATE TO HER TWITCH RIGHT NOW, HER PATREON NONO NO ONO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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Yeah, like that.

To anyone curious, that actor went on to become the chaddest motherfucker.

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I'm a virgin and don't give shit about women.

We can decide what we want to eat when we go outside.

The IQ one is objectively false.
Most divorces are started by women.
You say they are not shallow, but lots of them support female supremacism, divorce-rapes and female quotas.
Most people agree that males are more rational and females are more emotional.
I don't know if they would live longer in case they received the same treatment as males, who are second-rate citizens.
They take less risks, that's true. That's good or bad depending of the case.
Being prevalent in top paying works in a feminist world is not that weird. Quotas also help.
Much better taste in games? I don't even care about these kind of personal opinions...

I think the genders are complementary as God intended and are both fucking awful by themselves. Men are fucking disgusting pigs who will fuck anything and debase themselves for sex. But they're also capable of beautiful art and industry, as well as advanced philosophy. Women are completely retarded children who have no sense of self preservation and constantly hold contradictory beliefs with a straight face. But they have patience and grace and love and beauty that is worthy of art and industry.

Girls in online games are so fucking annoying if you're gay.

Women are sold this idea of a "gay best friend" that will live for them like they're on the set of some abc show, following them around shopping and acting catty. I don't have a lisp so it's not obvious, if my bf gets mentioned the girls instantly hone in on me trying to be friends in this fake ass way as a power move

I'm sorry you want to fuck people like this

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black knight is a good phrase to trigger edgies, cheers la

Fucking legend

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user

DID YOU PUT YOUR GIRL IN THE SERVER

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sounds epic dude

Silently start voting for kick her from game, and "my gamers" never let me down.

Based

considering he wasn't real, who knows

This. Women are so fucking catty

congrats now you know why theres a tranny explosion happening now

wrong bitch
Im a true girl gamer
you are just another wannabe gamerrgurl kys

It's fucking unbeliaveble, and this is so widespread that is seen as normal, people would baffle if they saw that happening a decade ago

Not your case, the ones that care are just like that

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As someone who has worked with women, this is such bullshit its hard to believe people fall for this generalization when just hanging out with them proves they are just as flawed and dumb as men are.

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I remember I had a gay friend who had this girl who would always follow him around and act like she was his best friend. In reality he didn't like her that much and would complain about her behind her back but he didn't want to hurt her feelings

This shit was pretty lit tho.

>Once gave a quick tip on resetting fights to an Overwatch streamer a year ago
>He was tilted and snapped at me
>I was almost GM and he was a level 600 hardstuck plat
>Got on my smurf and streamsniped him 3 games in a row
>This was back when you could prefer players to be in your games
>Killed him nonstop and T-bagged him every single time
>He shut off his stream with ~25 viewers

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>be playing overwatch
>playing competitive
>no one listens to my call outs and we have 4 damage players
>lose match to in fighting and shit players
>next match I put my gf on mic and tell her to say exactly what I say while I play
>say we need another healer
>”I’ll do it! which healer do you think I should go?!”
>make average call out’s like focus their healer and group on the point
>they listen everytime
>we win and they all try to add me
>tell my gf to pass me the mic and I call them all faggots
and to think girls have it harder in this world

kitty's got claws

The BBC treats their tv series more like plays than an actual tv series. So they are less concerned with imersion and realism and more concerned with performance and highly skilled actors.

Bruh this is genius. Why the fuck didn't I think of this.

Who fucking cares, it's not 1998 anymore and the girls have ruined the internet.

>that video
That's just kind of mean, that guy sounds like he's got Down Syndrome. He's clearly a literal retard, he doesn't know any better.

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>they have much better taste in games
I stopped reading right there.

You are either a simp or a retard.

Women will NEVER understand this

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Tried using a voice changer but it's too obvious. My voice is too manly.

seething

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>Playing doom on a shitty ports with controllers
Why?

How did Harry get the petrification powers anyway?

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the real virgin filter are men who want a gamer gf, they are the worst.

>tf2
the women that voted that have dicks.

I live in an apartment with a lot of traffic from people, shouldn't be too hard to ask a woman to yell shit in the microphone for 20 min.

there's a pretty big female TF2 fandom
they write a lot of gay porn

I actually agree with this a lot. My gf loves all the shit on the right side, and hates all the shit on the left. I wonder what it is about simulation games and strategy shit that women love so much.

>red alert
what the fuck

>inviting strangers into your man cave

>have gamer gf
>play vidya on off days
>don't get pestered
>don't get shamed
>cause gamer gf is across the room doing the exact same thing
>get to talk about nerd shit together
>always has your back to gift the games you want for holidays
you're genuinely retarded, there is no part of this situation that isn't good
the only bad part is the dumb faggots thinking they're gonna find this with some rando chick on Xbox Live

>strategy shit
Next thing you'll tell is that women were the pioneers of famous sandbox and RTS strategy games like AOE or Total War.
You are beyond simping at this point.

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You and I are blessed men both, user

I mean I never said women pioneered any genre of games my dude. Just that from my experience women prefer heavy micromanagement in games. Idunno what your point was supposed to be, but please send more sad cat images so I can save them

>your man cave looks more like a man's grave

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Nibba, man caves are cringe. Just a computer and a fucking desk m8.

Their "heavy micromanagement" games are composed mostly from mobile sitty ones where you have a restaurant and have to create food for customers in a specific amount of time or farmville-tier turds.
You are delusional and unironically shitting upon the Strategy Games genre.

>how to spot a virgin the post.

phoneposter

Retard, you don't even know how to spot a phoneposters, stop shaming yourself more.

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Some phones automatically punctuate greentext. Nobody does that with short non-quote greentext lines.

>they have much better taste in games
>they are more calm and rational
>they are much less likely than men to leave their partner
>they are a lot less shallow than men
>women are higher IQ
>women are more prevalent in every top paying, influential field
>women are more conscientious about environmental issues and animal abuse
I can tell you have never actually socialized with a woman for more than a couple minutes

I wish I could.

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Different user, but that was pretty cringe. have sex

Definitely not, my girl friends usually play PUBG, Apex, CSGO and other mainstream games.

People laugh at this dude but all those pathetic fags "donating" money to streamers and especially streamer girls are no different

>>they have much better taste in games
lol no
>>they are more calm and rational
Depends on the situation, but men actually are calmer in more subjects than women
>>they are much less likely than men to leave their partner
I've seen those statistics, I guess it's true in some countries maybe? Regardless if you're not agreeing to a non-exclusive partnership you are a lying cheating scumbag regardless of gender
>>they are a lot less shallow than men
lol no
>>women are higher IQ
lol no
>>women are more prevalent in every top paying, influential field
As poster children, but some are actually truly good and deserve the praise they get, like that girl who made the black hole picture taken a few months ago
>>women are more conscientious about environmental issues and animal abuse
I'll give you that one 100%, most climate change denier tards are men

Every "female" that plays TF2 is MTF

>lol no
as if this was a valid argument kek, you are so pathetic its sad

Women are 50% of the human population anons. They aren't a minority group or a mystical sect of entities. They are as varied mentally, socially, and politically as literally fucking every other human being. I don't understand how this concept is so foreign. Not all women are as smart as all men, not all men play vidya.

>no man's sky
>is composed only of men
wow...

>faggots
wow you said the bad word you're so cool you're one of the boys now

shut up nigger

Incels are fucked in the head man.
White knight faggots are barely any better, like this shitstain.

good
I'll get to show her my rashy dick

they're basically nature's attempt to turn a human being into an incubation sack

He's 100% right though. You don't see girls playing SC

here's another (you) e-slut

god damn frognigger kill yourself for such obvious bait. Here's your fucking (you)

I guess skaven had the right idea

>Let me tell you about the downfall of the internet
>I was born in 2002...

Dumb frog poster

>and when they do, they have much better taste in games
see this could have been a good bait post but this is so absurd i'm not even mad.

women have won 5% of the Nobel Prizes, and 2% of the prizes in science

thank you women

>t. seething faggot who masks his loneliness behind hostility

The only real weakness that men have is women.

i have 2500 hours in rocket league and have played with hundreds of people in voice and i have played with exactly one girl. mechanically complex games without cute shit/social shit get next to no girls.

100% of this post is a lie,also you're a frogposter so your opinion doesn't matter anyways.

I do try and leave them alone because I know they deal constantly with angry retards and beta orbiters despite just wanting to have fun and relax in a game like everyone else.

>xxx_joker2001_xxx joins the server
video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1171058781062651905/pu/vid/720x1280/Ie9iUTwyPVd07oJm.mp4

Damn, I only watched the first ten seconds and I can already tell this is going to be kino.

>want to watch cause captivated
>don't want it spoiled for actually seeing it

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>Girl joins the server
>All your closest homies go from your best friends to your worst enemies
>They start making fun of you in front of the girl to impress her

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>ruins your community
every time

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Remember, behind every successful man, there's a crazy bitch who's holding him back

i used to be a regular on a GMOD server and there was a decent amount of women there, including some a moderator, and NO ONE ever had a problem. you could joke around, they didn't give a fuck. i had nothing against them, they played the game like the rest of us.
hell even 2 of regulars started actually went to meet each other and they're still dating each other few years later. shame that the owner was a huge cunt and killed the server by provoking constant drama.

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>girl joins the server
>mute all

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Wait, he plays Mr Blanky? I read the book so now I'm even more excited to watch the show

Ohh he cute and based

based

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I overcompensate by acting meaner

Can't say rts is booming enough to make this relevant but Ive never noticed that many

Girls don't play games for the fun of it, they play games to be acknowledged as females. They crave the attention that betas so willingly give them.

No

But yes

>women
>more rational

>better taste in games
The only shit women ever like is Zelda, stop posting you delusional retard.

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99% of the time this is the case. Funny story though I befriended a male tauren on WoW years ago, he was a total bro. Played and laughed alot together. When I got on voice with 'him', it was a 23 year old woman. Took me by complete surprise, she told me that she doesnt tell anyone shes a girl because of the attention it gets.

fuck off retard

t. butthurt zoomzoom

FUCKING BASED.

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>rts
>40%
bull fucking shit, every single person I've ever known to play SupCom, C&C, or even Warcraft 3 has been a guy

Men have won 95% of Nobel Prizes, and 98% of the Prizes in science.

Thank you, men.

joke's on you, I don't play video games

no one checked him for a gun before he got on set?

Fuck at first hearing about the movie i thought it was going to be shit but after seeing that scene i legit now want to go and watch it now goddamn

>let me guess his gf that dumped him was black right?....

>played literally none of the games on the left
>played six of the games on the right
u-um guys? What's happening to me?

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and it's only nu-zelda where you play as twink link

Manlets and property will never understand

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you sound like you deserved it

Amazing

>tf2 community server
>banting with strangers
>girl joins
>immediatly starts talking about her day when nobody asked
>set up vote to kick
>she gets kicked instantly
>bant resumes

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>girl attempts to make fun people shitting on her in-game

How do you respond?

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Keep shitting on her and ignore her. Women hate being ignored.

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You will never pass.

>they are more calm and rational
a lo of what you said is retarded but this is definitely the absolute worst fucking one. you clearly dont spend time around women or people in general

They probably count mobile shit like clash of clans as RTS.

>enter a vc
>people automatically assume I'm a girl based on my voice
I'm not even a tranny or a fag. You thirsty neets need to FUCK OFF.

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it's a good Deep Purple song

wanna be my e-gilfriend user? are you cute?

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Lucky bastard. Everytime I join a chat everyone asks who's playing with their grandpa.

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If you can unironically be mistaken for a girl without trying then you must be really effeminate.

Soý as fuck

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only if you're a girl yourself

n-no

*huff hufff huff*
Did you know *pant* that despi-- *pant pant* DESPITE only making *huff* 25% of the schools population that *pant pant* Slytherins commit almost 89% of crime at Hogwarts? *pant huff huff*

I don't change behavior, I hardly say anything at all

Fucking amazing.

dilate trannyu

You're only beginning to scratch the surface of their evil.

>Manipulate people against each other
>Feign friendship when their actual feeling is hatred

It runs even deeper than that.

This looks so fucking stupid and edgy

reminder that there are in all likelihood no girls here on Yea Forums and in the unlikely event that there are they're not the kind of people you want to be around

>they're not the kind of people you want to be around
Applies to all of Yea Forums tho

The only "girls" on Yea Forums have a penis.

well yeah but at least dudes on Yea Forums are relatively benign in their faggotry, a girl from Yea Forums will actively destroy things because it's in her nature to do so

I unironically love sissies and delusional trannies.
The first to fuck, and the later to manipulate and mindbreak, to finally abandoning them

I play fighting games so if i see it's a chick i just steam roll the bitch and go on about my day.

nobody cares how much you bust nuts to the mentally ill, you dumb edgy fag.

Basado

Wasn’t his girlfriend

Reminder to you incels

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actually I go full incel mode and try to provoke the orbiters

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Well, you gotta play the cards you are dealt. Being a pretty girl is truly life on easy mode.

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unless you pay $5 for her snapchat then you get to see whipped cream inside her asshole

I just act nice with everyone, men or women.
...i'm probably too nice with people, but i can't be a bastard...

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>30 year old virgins less depressed than people who lost it at any age prior to 21
wut

Based user working the MRA, mgtow, and incels into a shoot

>girls joins the team
>mic chat goes up
>team performance goes down
>in fighting begins

late 20s here
it never changes, I blame the girls for attention whoring behaviour and the men for feeding them attention even though 99/100 times its a fat landwhale behind the mic

why is marriage so important in this statistic, it leads to a flawed view since marriage is going of trend rapidly

>women
>better taste in games
>more rational
>better drivers
>less shallow
>higher iq
>less socially advantaged
>(((enviromental issues)))
Fucking yikes

>what do >us men even have going on for us
Well ask 10K years of recorded human history in which men dominate, build, prosper and rule

also kill yourself tranny

as a girl, this isn’t true

because similar studies show that atypical family situations in literally all circumstances result in increased deviancy (sexual, criminal, or otherwise) of the child.

>>more rational
what? do you ever talk to people? Even women admit theire more emotional than men

Good, you don't deserve it, fucking whore. How dare you enjoy the things I like without suffering the severe social consequences

Dilate, tranny

I think your readin comprehension is lacking

theres a difference between not getting married and atypical family situations and youre piling them all into 2 groups

seems kinda retarded
in europe marriage is a rarity among people born after the world wars and yet they function the same

If anything post internet generations have less sex

you should prove it by posting a timestamped photo of your breasts

girls dont like playing with me and the boys because we treat them like everyone else. same reason niggers and disableds dont like it, but the few that can stomach it are alright and fit in well enough. we are all equally faggot autistic retards about to go fuck each other in the ass because we keep niggering shit, and thats the kind of friendship the greeks really, really, really, really valued. A lot.

no, the studies actually include non-married live-in couples as part of the study, along with single parents.

the simple act of being married makes the resulting child less likely to be a fuckup. Which is sad because the reason people aren't getting married is because it's become and awful institution rife with government meddling

>Friend gets a girlfriend
>Stops playing vidya

4/5 times. Shit sucks, man.

Based answer

actually the years of bitterness made me act rude towards girls on vidya and irl

>italian subtitles

ma che cazzo e'

>calm and rational

>they are more calm and rational

If everyone was like women we would still be living in the stone age

WOW he is LITERALLY just like me...

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I was playing tf2 with this gamer gurl in an empty orangex3.
She kept telling me she was a gamer girl and if I had any thing to gift her or trade of course I kept playing without paying her attention suddenly I hear a male voice.
Turns out this guy was making his gf speak on mic fooling everyone, he told me most people fall for it and shower him with stuff

>having this god send of an ability
>not taking advantage of it
user, you fucking retard, you know how much free shit you can get from thirsty retards by flirting with them?

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Edgy movies are welcome when everything is ultra safe

jesus fucking christ that is peak 12 year old edge right there. Who the fuck wrote this garbage?
>DURR WE LIB IN SOCIETY

ultra epic

I act more nice on Yea Forums almost all the time because everyone here who isn't me is a girl.

This

>in an argument with a faggot using the most OP gun and camping the safest corners to get his barely positive K/D
>insults his accent and voice
>notice a change a tone
>successful mental scarring accomplished

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I remember playing Impossible Creatures and since you could easily change your username, sometimes I pretended to be a girl and befriended some random goon, then I had him fight this "asshole" who harassed me. I was the asshole and I always stomped the white knight losers. It felt so good.

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>join overwatch game
>two girls, one is drunk
>have mic but don't talk
>out of nowhere calls me a bitch
>good bants were had

not all women are bad, she was pretty good too, then I left the game

I find it how hilarious the pic fits well with what OP is saying, but can someone explain the relation between the two?

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>women are higher IQ
The biggest "give away" of this post.

Not always.

>Friend gets gf
>Think he'll abandon the lads for her
>She joins in on the bants instead
Happened with all but 1 of my bros, it feels great

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Martin Lawrence

Not on my motherfucking watch!

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based retard

im just not an asshole when playing video games

Not really.
It was very popular in my class. Girls included.
Though we used our server to exchange homework and stuff.

well they seem to be doing a poor fucking job of it

Actually I go out of my way to be meaner just to piss off the obvious orbiters. Most are flabbergasted that there's someone not immediately worshiping the ground they stand on because they have a vagina. Funny thing is that on rare occasions I get girls that add me after the match and they're either really nice to me or egg me on to bully them more. One of them just added me to tell me their pussy is wet and they needed me to fuck them.

I used to be on board with this idea back when I was 17.

Now that I'm an adult, it has become painfully obvious to me that most women are precisely the stereotypical fools that they are made out to be. Men are better in virtually every way except for when they become insecure. 99% of women would be incapable of accomplishing ANYTHING of value without male support.

I grew up around girls in the family but I didn't realize this was true until I started living with my girlfriend.

Girls really don't fucking use logic.

I act meaner

>friend gets a girlfriend
>she convinces him to stop hanging out with me
>lost my only 2 friends like that

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>I'M GONNA GIVE HER ALL MY NEET RESOURCES AND SHOW HER WHAT A GOOD GUY I AM AND THEN TRY TO GET HER SOCIAL MEDIA LINKS AND NUDES!

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>zelda

You spelled The Sims wrong.

>dr pizza
Like pottery

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I instantly clam up if a girl is on my team during multiplayer. I make sure to not make it seem like I'm giving her any special treatment and don't even consider typing anything to her. I think I'm pathologically terrified of talking to chicks my age which is why I've spent over 500 dollars on custom girlfriend audios

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>Getting Periods (advil doesn't always work)
>being irrational at times bc hormones and being a woman and you can't help it sometimes, unles youre just crazy
>childbirth is really painful, pain is unavoidable the painkillers can only come at a certain point
>1/3 of all births in the US are C sections which is a generally traumatizing experience
>You get menopause and turn into an old granny in like yr after it happens and its the fucking worst
>plenty of creepy incel tier zoomer fedoras and wierd non whites which will try to touch you
>you're weak and rely on men to protect you unless you feel like never leaving your home
>You're worthless when you hit 30 unless you got married
Being a woman is a life suffering and hardship

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My sister is texting her ex boyfriend who cheated on her and married someone else and acting like this is some moral dilemma instead of just blocking him I am tempted to smack the shit out of her she has a new boyfriend but of course the old one is taller so she has to entertain the idea even if she doesn’t follow up on it.

So another blue checkmark on twatter turns out to be a degenerate sicko shit head. Color me surprised.

>only if you're a girl yourself
What if I am? I love boys with feminine voices

>Being a woman is a life suffering and hardship

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FUCK
YOU

>forgot to add that you only need to spread your legs to get through any part of life
LOL women can't even handle easy mode.

Based

Unfortunately this. So much this. I don't want to hate women, I really don't but as a collective, it's fucking hard with all of their bullshit.

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B A S E D

THOT patrolled

fucking nice

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>girls
>playing MMOs

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You forgot that speading your legs gives you AIDS. Sorry do you have it user? You shouldn't be giving it to others.

>C SECTIONS ARE EASY
>BEING 30 AND SINGLE AND WORTHLESS IS EASY

It's like they don't think. I get feeling emotional and acting on it but c'mon man.

When a woman hits 30 SHE IS WORHTLESS

DO YOU WANT TO BE A WORTHLESS FUCKING WHORE AT THE AGE OF 30
GOOD FUCKING LUCK

Someone post a vocaroo of their feminine voice. Or their non-feminine voice.

wow nice, you have 16 years where all men want to fuck you and life is easy and you're still complaining about not being able to tie a man down to provide for you when male virginity is the highest its ever been
you aren't just a stupid fuck, you're incredibly stupid for managing to fail when the scales are stacked so heavily in your favour

Guess what sweety? Even if you transition you'll still have all those flaws :D You'll never be a real girl never ever!

Based ratto

>regularly play Siege with girlfriend
>both use mics for callouts
>for every friend request I get she gets about 10
>i've literally never gotten a message
>she's drowning in them
>vary from "fuck you slut" to "hey! it's so nice having a doc and you did so good! we should play more together :)"

>girl joins sever
>all the guys either white knight or try to play some version of alpha male and tries to put the others down

I refuse to play games with women because they shit up any group and fucking LOVE the attention they get from thirsty betas.

ANYONE who admires women for "having it easy" are BETAS. Did the good things in life ever come easy? Nobody has it easy, life these days is a nightmare for everyone.

There are more retarded men than women though

>so mad he responded twice
>admits that women over 30 are useless

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>admires

What in the fuck are you talking about

Let me tell you about women dating men. If you want to slut around well then you get horrible Sex diseases, does that sound admirable to you? Being a Vapid WHORE is a nightmarish experience, being a degerate is a nightmarish experience. ANd not to mention the few men that do have sex with women are creeps and whoremongers all the good ones left society years ago. Do you want to get married and are a woman? It won't happen most men demand sex on the first date. If you want to be a virgin you are ignored if you wnat to eb a slut you are ignored the day after

I am mad because YOU WANT TO BE A WOMAN
SICK

YEah you fuckwad

>i only go out on dates with Chad, all men are demanding sex from me
this has to be a troll

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I don't talk ever

>Forgetting incels are angry at women because they want sex with them

That's my secret...I'M ALWAYS NICE.

Nobody "admires" woman because they have it easy

You illiterate retard

How does it feel to want to SLUT AROUND and YOU CANT BECAUSE YOURE A TRANNY THAT NOBODY WANTS ASSHOLE
HEY ILLITERATE "WOMAN "
READ THE GODDAMNED POST

but what would happen if she didnt keep inserting her boyfriend into everything
i have to admit though it's a great way to determine whether someone wants to be your friend or wants to JUST fuck you
but on the flip side, why would a girl even try to act friendly with another male in the first place? if a girl is in a serious relationship she shouldnt be initiating any friendly activities with others of the opposite sex beyond work or requests for assistance with a difficult task because that just screams that she's looking for other relationship options

Wrong postIt's this one read the conversation first idiot

>YOURE A TRANNY
i'm not a tranny though, i'm a man

if you've ever spent any time in incel communities most of them are porn addicted retards yeah but behind the veneer they're really just looking for human connections

>pic
this movie on the internet yet?

>and when they do, they have much better taste in games

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Nobody "admires" woman for having it easy

You goddamn fucking hysterical retard

Heres what its like being a slut
>Be a slut sleep with a whoremonger, good men left and went innawoods
>Whoremonger demands sex immediately
>Slut agrees
>next day she is ignored
>rinse and repeat until 30
>Now nobody wants the slut of course
>Slut kills herself
How is that admirable
Thats what they all say.
>if you ever spend time in incel communities
Oh I now about them, I knew this person that got stalked by them, and now that person that was stalked turned into a seriously damaged person and a huge asshole a total selfish person

already seen that kind of thing and it's gross

Anyone else ever used a voice changer or tried changing your voice to sound like a girl to get free stuff?

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this is advanced schizoposting, congratulations

Fucking disgusting

There were a surprising amount of girls who played The Isle, a dinosaur "simulator."
Any grills on, do you like dinos too? Is this the common ground between our two sexes? Do you wanna talk about neck stabbing thumb dinos?

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You must be a woman since you can't rationally refute me

They're worthless at 40, not 30.
There are some hot ass women at 30~35.

>not 30
advanced beta coming through you must really want a Career woman.

LMFAO you have to be a literal retard to think this
>its a dumb frogposter
oh, nvm

YES THEY DO YOU RETAD
THIS TRHEAD IS FULL OF BETAS WHO WANT TO BE SLUTTY WHORES

i don't even know what a girl smells like, describe it you seem to have deep feelings

A legit incel isn't going to touch you, let alone be in the same room as you. You're more likely to get groped by Ahmed or a drunk Brad.

>That girl who ends every sentence in chat with a "~"
What a cock tease

Women smell like fish

I live in Asia ]and there are several girls I know personally that are fucking gorgeous and barely look a day over 24.

White girls at 30 are a different story though. They look goddamn 50.

>incel wouldn't touch you
Incels stalk people they are super creepy wierd zoomers. Fuck the zoomers

You god damn fucking MORON

That post is some male feminist faggot who definitly doesn't think woman have it easy

How can you be so fucking retard

>using random shitposts as evidence
oh no no no no
the schizo-posting went too far bros

Unless you are asian then get the fuck off of Yea Forums you plebbit fag that's fucking disgusting. Being such a boomer wanting to be like the Lennon and find Yoko ONo

This is woman tier irrationality

I do it all the time

youtube.com/watch?v=hQFPnUjeSoI

so then you just want people to do things for you out of the goodness of their heart?
i guess if you want that in a plutonic way itll happen but the consummation of physical love is indicative of a desire for an intimate relationship, at least sometimes
you should probably state from the first second "i do not want sex - please leave if this is what you want"

For most crossdressing men I'd say the vast majority look as ridiculous like neanderthals in a dress when right next to real normal looking women. The minority well they have it easy don't they

>so then you just want people to do things for you out of the goodness of their heart?
Hell no I don't want to be around people in general. Have you read about the ancient Greek dark ages? Nobody wanted "favors" because nobody trusted anybody. I take a similar position. I don't trust people. And I don't bother them irl.

No I don't play game for social interaction I only play because I want to win

What?

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I can't believe how fucking stupid you are

That guy is a male feminist faggot

If you ask him if woman have it easy he will say no and that woman are the most prejudice with the most hardships and *insert academic babble* and so on

You sub 80 IQ moron trying to figure out people

Marriage is transactional. Men work outside and the woman does housework. I don't believe we live in a world with favors for the most part

Yoko Ono

Ad hominiem is Irrational

Yellow fever is boomer tier

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I go out of my way to drive them off via teamkilling and micspam

i agree with this in a traditional sense but these days people go with the modern reason for getting married: love
this is reinforced by the media since the 1950s because the truth would cause individuals to become unhinged
all 3rd worlders have it right when it comes to marriage - anyone will do

Okay, now I'm thinking this is based

looks like jokerkino is back on the menu boys

Based hot saucerman poster

They level of presence that these betas who want to be women and think being a girl is great? guess what unless you want to live like a traditional woman which is a hard life you're going to kill yourself out of misery. Nobody has it easy, good or evil, man or woman, man or beast (nonwhites). Everyone has his woes

Dont kid yourself, men don't bother with the troubles women bring unless the woman provides him lineage and gets the house work done and provides true intimacy on all levels

>Ad hominiem

Entertain me, where did I did it

>Ad hominiem is Irrational
Wrong ad hominem is when you realize the person you're speaking with is so dumb only thing left to do is to insult them.

>being this much foa girl
An irrational girl insults you and calls you a X guess what she fucking won, you have stooped to her level

/our/ movie

I still don't understand what you're trying to get across here.

Then it's not worth it if you cant understand even a dumb beast can put 2 and 2 together here

>unless you want to live like a traditional woman which is a hard life
I already love cooking and I have to clean my place anyway. I seriously can't imagine living like this everyday while my cute husband works to support us. What a truly gruesome and terrifying life.

"Ad hominen" is not synonym with "insult" you dumbass

And in this case is not even an insult, it's just stating facts, you moron

Am I supposed to know the story of those two? Cause I don't. I've heard the names before but I dunno what their story has to do with my post.

I don't know many women but I do know the ones that play games like PUBG, CoD and Gears of Wars; AKA: MEme games

Well I can rationally call you a dumb faggot and there's nothing you can do about it. Keep responding tho you're not getting any more (you) from your superior.

1/3 of women in teh US have c sections, its extremely dangerous and traumatic. Women have menopause you turn ugly at 40 have fun. Women have regular pains of periods and giving birht, its fucking painful. Women have to worry about marrying the right man because he could turn abusive. Ididn't say being a mother isn't worth it, but its hard work and you dont' have time forself you don't sleep either for many years, you live to serve others, not yourself

>Anyone else kinda feel like women are the better sex?
Haha what kind of bs is this?!? All women ever do is follow what man do, video game wasn’t even their thing yet they saw so many chad playing video game and they follow.
Women literally ruin video game with their bs

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>He hasn't heard of the Beatles
Have you been living under a rock?

Learn how to spell first and then I might consider responding to your ravings seriously.

looking at my sister.. they spend their most time on social media... so its more EMPTY
at least guys play games together and have fun
all girls have are empty chit chat with fake ass duck face in their instagram until they hit mid 30s and gets a ticket to midlife crisis on front row seat

Holy fucking based!

Maybe you should learn to read English so you don't have to rely on google translate

I've listened to the Beatles music but I didn't watch any documentaries or paid attention to the member's lives.

If you think about it, men are just women with a busted chromosome that gives them super hormones that make them strong and have an inverted vagina

>They don't waste their time with videogames (and when they do, they have much better taste in games)
They do waste their time and their taste is terrible. Mostly Zelda (not the good ones) ASSFAGGOTS and WoW
>they are much less likely than men to leave their partner if their partner gets cancer
actually lol
>they are a lot less shallow than men and want emotional support and see sex as an extension of emotions rather than just for the hedonistic physical pleasure
Literally no
>women are higher IQ
Men have higher IQ
>women are more prevalent in every top paying, influential field despite being less socially advantaged
Nope

Agreed with the rest and want to enforce this:
>Even the strongest men bend the knee for women.

Yeah you should. John Lennon made Yellow Fever/Whites mixing with Asians super popular with the Boomer era, it resulted in a lot of angry people on all sides. It's very toxic

RED ALERT

RED ALERT

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Most of that shit is avoidable and very easy to avoid in fact.

But keep believing women are eternal victims because they get something bad for them after fucking 40 years of their life.

dont get me wrong
marriage is going out of style but i think its more for reasons like it's not necessary more than anything
i mean really if people care about each other theyd stay together without the need to be married
nowadays people usually only get married because they think it's the right thing to do not because they actually need to

>menopause is avoidable
Yeah if you kill yourself
>CSections are avoidable
There's something going on that's making healthy women needing to get C sections it's more complicated.
>women are victims
The innocent are victims man or woman.
Women live to serve that's what a woman is SERVICE. You SERVE your family or you bring great dishonor and you kill youself

You're responding to a person who is so livid they can't even form a coherent sentence. Not sure why you even bother.

>girl joins server
>say nothing
>continue playing normally
>suddenly goes into hysterics and starts ranting and raving at me in particular about how i'm a kissless virgin with no friends and that i should kill myself for 5 minutes straight
>ragequits
>entire server goes completely silent

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>not necessary
one day zoomer youll become an adult

im cool with being a man
im lucky too that i didnt turn out with any negative genetic defects either
some people are so unlucky they get fucked with genetic disorders right off the bat

>Things that never happened

Tbf I either act like I usually do, or be an even bigger asshole. I remember once some fembot was in VC crying about her long distance boyfriend cheating on her and I made fun of her and her asthmatic cat until she cried trying her best to say "It's okay, I can take a joke" when she clearly couldn't. Plus, she was a fucking lightweight and had a Stacy sister too. Fuck her feet pics, I wanted to see her Stacy sister REEE

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no one wants to be forced to stay together
if someone isnt doing it because they actually really want to then theyre deluding themselves
it also speaks volumes of the integrity of the relationship
it can easily be argued otherwise for not getting married though

Getting pregnant or married is avoidable as I said

And pretty much anything in life is service, if you are not a housewife you will be some worthless wageslave, serving someone else, much worse then your very own offspring

>but some are actually truly good and deserve the praise they get, like that girl who made the black hole picture taken a few months ago
lol
>EHT team consists of 8 telescopes and 350 scientists
>but this person in particular needs to be recognized because she has a vagina

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literally the only thing women have that gatekeeps men is the access to pussy and the ability to make children. the moment artificial wombs and sentient realistic sex bots become a thing, would make women obsolete

> much worse then your very own offspring
debatable
proof? the people in this thread minus myself

Or the moment men come to their senses and start to subjugate them again. Women's liberation was not supposed to happen; it was a completely artificial movement borne of insidious jewish encouragement

keep dreaming
im siding with the naturals

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>I don't know what twitch thots are
>I'm gonna make a statement without knowing anything about what I'm making a statement for
In fact, most people who play videogames knows what twitch is.
Also, since every point you used is the same repeated shit everyone's ever heard of, it makes me think you aren't from here.
NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU DILATE
you will NEVER be a girl
[ spoiler ] much less a pretty one [ spoiler ]

>debatable

Actually is not even a service, since it's your very genetic heritage you are getting to raise.

It's in your most interest and the most biological win you can have and feminists trade it for worthless wageslave jobs.

It is a service as keeping yourself alive is a service.

Childfree fags seriously need to kill themselves. They are an affront to all of human success in history, their ideas are literal poison and they must be eradicated.

When me and my friend played tf2, if we ever heard a girl we would both scream into VC "IS THAT A FEMALE?!?!?!?!?" really loudly and start moaning and screaming into the mic randomly when she spoke

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>Playing MonHun with a guy in a youtuber discord
>girl joins the hunt and gets on VC
>Other guy immediately goes "Oh shit a girl"
I'll admit, she was good with a Bow and didn't cart like most shitters I knew, but holy fuck I hate virgins so much.

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>This entire thread
I dont think I've laughed this hard at Yea Forums in a while. You guys are alright sometimes.

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she probably loved that attention

>gatekeep
>when men are stronger than women and the pussy is just a hole
Nigger its your own """civilized""" laws that gatekeep sex you retard

most girls got scared and left the server or shut up entirely, if we didn't get muted of course

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nah they love that sort of shit
seeing them come by and cause reactions gives them joy, its like baiting for (YOU)s here

based caveman

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I barely play multiplayer.
I don't use a mic unless im with friends and not publicly
i don't give a fuck who's playing anyway
The only interactions i have ingame is mostly with hardcore esports tardlets because they rage on me because i tell them to chill and play for fun
I smoke weed

>t.nigger
I'm sure that what ever shithole you're from raping women is fine but in the civilized world we don't go around acting like fucking chimps

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>Girl starts talking in voice
>dude starts being a fag and bitching at her about some whiny incel shit
>start targeting him and killing him repeatedly
>he gets butthurt and leaves
>girl thanks me and says some shit about "guys can be such jerks to women"
>start targeting her and killing her repeatedly
>she gets angry and leaves

feels good to shit on people

top kek, is this real?

>virgin whiteboi continues bitching about women gatekeeping sex while giving them that same right
Wew lad. Here's the difference between you and me. I get pussy, and you dont

PINGAS IN THE DUNGEON

Retard

I actually get really fucking petty and start talking over her, then start making rude sexist comments.

I think theres something wrong with me, but they always say nice things about me on my profile.

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this image is pretty low tier bait.

well it depends
what good is a genetic legacy if youre not there to enjoy it? kids were basically endentured work hands to help with survival tasks
now they are a means of amusement until they turn into degenerates, at least some do
if they turn out ok then they can take care their arents when they become infirm but other than that children are a huge investment of time, money and energy and that's not withstanding all the bad things that can happen from infancy to adulthood
not saying i wouldnt want to protect my own children as well as provide for them but really the main reason i would do something like that is out of guilt for using them as a bargaining tool to enter an intimate relationship

Thats how you tell whose your friend you fuck.

>t.niggers

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>what good is a genetic legacy if youre not there to enjoy it? kids were basically endentured work hands to help with survival tasks
Don't bother. W*mxn are incapable of understanding this from a rational standpoint; that's why they're biologically predisposed to being much more attached to children than men, though as of late widespread conditioning by certain dubious parties has artificially severed this predisposition.

had a guildmate in wow that pretended to be a girl for the longest time, some day dude spoke by accident on ventrilo and 1 hour later transfered the fuck out

oh and i dont want to see a young soul suffer unnecessarily
that would crush my own soul

>accidentally befriended a girl when I was a child on halo 3 because she thought my prepubertal voice belonged to another member of her sex
I still have trouble talking on VC because of how often I got mistaken for a girl when I was a child, either on the phone or irl. Now I get told that I have a deep, soothy voice but the anxiety doesn’t go away.

sure smells like incel in here

das rite
FUCK DA POLICE

You're a domesticated subhuman.

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>and remember fuck nigg-
>spanish flee starts playing

I thought this was a meme, hes litterally a "gamer"

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Yes, having bantz with pals and then some asshole regardless of their gender walks in and tells everyone they are breaking server rules by talking to each other like that.
Id rather have a girl chill everyone out than some autist like "ADMIN ABUSE" or "there are no Apaches in Tererria"

God I can't wait for sex bots.

Have sex, oh wait, you won't fukken whiteknight

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Having kids is nowhere near expensive and is a thing of numbers

That's why people in early ages and poor countries are able to have children, have a lot of them and surely some will survive death or degeneracy.

that's not how you spell nigger

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>dilate

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>fags like Juden Peterstein keep pushing that women are gatekeepers of sex
>when I literally never gave a shit and used methods to get whatever pussy I want
>be it force, blackmail or hired thugs
Man, it feels good to be the """kike""" little men like you bitch about.

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you sure man? ECE is pretty expensive
apparently even just daycare is expensive too + diapers and clothing, etc

anyway im outta this thread i just wanna leave this excerpt here

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>you sure man?
Yes

weird is saw i similar "infographic" that used the same type of logic to liken whiteheads to apes and it used far less vulgarity to put it's point across

so youve raped people?

whatever helps you sleep at night nigger

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the only part that is really true is them living longer, but thats mostly due to them not being stuck with the shit tier jobs that slowly kill you

Just buy a really good onahole

>women spooked that their constructed status of "gatekeeper of sex" is challenged
OH NO NO NO

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Women aren't varied as men by virtue of IQ, women have a taller Bell curve while men have a wider one
Most retards are men, but most geniuses are also men

This has absolutely nothing to do with niggers you absolute lobotomite. You're white, right? Actually, it doesn't matter what race you are because I'm gonna be right either way: your ancestors raped women and they loved it. Innumerable generations of your genetic lineage are probably composed men who raped women and made them theirs. Its ltierally how things are supposed to be, how they were before the shackles of civilization domesticated men into the pathetic creatures we see now.

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they don't really play the game because they like it, they play it to get free shit from betas then when the game dies they quickly go back to chad

id prefer it if all the significant females in my life werent brutally accosted everytime they left the house so is true
women should probably not "give it up so easily" but i imagine they really believe it'll prevent them from being alone

>just wanting to have fun and relax in a game like everyone else
>they can't do that without revealing their gender
that's called attention whoring you beta cuck

this says alot about our society

>durr literal cavemen did this in the past so we should do it too
I'd love slavery to get reinstated as well but we don't since were not savages. all you had to do was say you like rape, no need with all that grandstanding

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>women
>playing TF2
I have played that game for at least five years by this point and I have only encountered 50 women at best with most of them on community servers and only a few of them were actually decent

Not just cavemen, peak Chad Genghis Khan's crusade to fuck most pussy is legendary and nobody in the world can say he failed as a human being, the same can't be said for you. Let's say that even if you did get a wife in the future, how many children will you get? How far will your genes even go? Not even nearly as far as that madman.

And if you think its still not happening, you're dead wrong, rich fags and warlords like are still fucking more pussy than you ever will. In the end, either you rape, or you fail as a species.

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anecdotes dont mean anything user, provide statistics

>Pretty girl with a stem degree joins the server
>carries you

You will never be boosted by a cutie.

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see all you needed to say was that you were a nigger tier rapist. nice to know

making a girl do your chores ingame is great, talking about mmo's here, anybody know that feel?

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>doesn't blink once
>eye's wide open, showing full sclera boundary\
this bitch is on adderall.

>that alcohol fetal syndrome
>pretty
imagine beta orbiting that

Oh no, I'm still a virgin lmao
Just masturbating to 2D is the best I've gone
Just spreading reality, but I guess thots hate that kinda shit

at least your voice doesn't immediately give away the fact your an autist, I stop using vc simply because of that

You're not real. Prove me wrong.

Yeah. I become more careful with my jokes until I know she's cool. Don't wanna get banned and all.

I'm not even an edgy dude desu.

>Oh no, I'm still a virgin lmao
>Just masturbating to 2D is the best I've gone
Ahh...

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jesus user. For your sake, I really hope that phenomenon is confined to microphones and doesnt extend to real life.

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very opinionated sexless one

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to be fair it sounds really retarded

y u bulli me?
Was the part about not being able to accept reality that hard on you?

>TFW make comments on multiple threads
>No (you)s in an hour

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>women are higher IQ, women are more prevalent in every top paying, influential field despite being less socially advantaged
You're right about the others, not this though.

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Only ironically

what's with thots and cat abuse?

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>staying at home and doing housework/improving on cooking
>hardwork
You clearly never had to clean your own shit if you think that is hard work in anyway. hell you will even want to start cleaning when you live with roommates who always keep their area of the house a fucking mess

Based guy

>natural
Women are just dysfunctional robots when you think about it, might as well get a better robot that won't waste your money on dumb shit

>I-I REPLIED TO ALL THESE ID'S GUYS AM I DOING IT RIGHT HAHA
Neck yourself, tranny

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we are the better sex
fuck men

> back pimples

>games I play usually don't have girls
Feels good

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>rts
>female
lmao

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Reminder that Lancelot was both an adulterer and an absentee father.

i dont care either way, usually when you dont pay them any attention beyond answering questions or giving calls, they just turn off their mics or leave

Immediately grabs closest man: "please die for me you pathretic incel, i deserve to live!"

Which one of you was this
twitter.com/Lyezuh/status/1163429832539148290?s=19

>farming simulator iphone apps*
FTFY

my mom loves shit like settlers, pharaoh and aoe
rts is not about ladder point gookclicking despite what your favorite eceleb is telling ya

all i learned from this thread is that men are the actual problem for going "ooga booga a female" when a girl shows up

I go from never talking to never talking

Once we get artificial wombs and IPS cell cloning males will be entirely obsolete

you are all so fucking pathetic

how do I stop being nice and walking on eggshells around everyone anons
this applies to more than just women

why would you need artificial wombs to make men obsolete?

She got knocked into him, you donut.

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>wah wah wah women are baste and the benis is evil
tl;dr you’re a nigger

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heh heh heh.

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I'm a bit impressed, and grossed out.
Was that bacon she pulled from under her breast?

People either start ass kissing or shit talking out of nowhere, pretending they don't care that she's a girl.
Why can't people act normal?

girls are not normal
girls playing video games are extra not normal

>there are explicitly less women in the high IQ range and most of them are just "average"