1. The game is actually pretty good;
2. It can be made fucking incredible with a few low-effort patches:
a) Allow parry to break enemy combos and cancel attacks;
b) Add i-frames to some moves;
c) Fix minor bugs;
d) Add the "action" button.
Debate me. You literally can't.
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They both look like they fuck fat old men for money after school.
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They both look like they get cucked
Add pantsu shots
>1. The game is actually pretty good;
lolno
Kyoko is so cute!
And is about two psychos in denial beating innocent people.
This is legitimately the hardest I've seen a game shilled on here in a good long while. It's pathetic and I hope your shitty game flops.
Hi there! You seemed to have claimed a "fact" without backing it up with evidences! Remember to provide reasoning for your conclusions so your claims will be substantial next time!
Just beat it yesterday. It was a pretty decent romp and I quite enjoyed it. At some point I'll need to try the other characters to see how different it is to play them all...Eventually. I'm not entirely sure why anyone was particularly surprised by the ending twist when the game was quite heavily hinting at it throughout and isn't even a twist if you know the lore of the series.
>shilled
I lowkey hope it is that's why I'm throwing out legit criticism and some actual suggestions to improve the game.
>Add the "action" button
?
But is it worth $30
I would add online co-op and would change Abobo's AI to not spam his unavoidable attacks (both are exploitable but they're still a pain)
Maybe he means a different button for actions like entering doors, so you don't accidentally go in a door when you press X to attack.
Yes, but don't you see now how male heroes are all sicko stalkers! It's really enlightening and subversive if you think about it.
Would you eat a merv burger?
>This game is good if you do this, this, this and this.
Shut the fuck up.
I’m not jumping through hoops.
If the base game is shit, the game is shit.
>male heroes are all sicko stalkers
What?
Last thread died so you had to make a new one? Stupid shill
No, YOU shut the fuck up, faggot.
Why do they make Yea Forums so very angry?
Here's your tomo- I mean, spa shopkeep, bro.
Start patching the game, WayForward, I'm not listening to your excuses.
There is one indie game that is actually about a creepy stalker but that is only revealed at the end like in this game.
Because we're daring to talk about it for more than they think it deserves.
Yes, and I'd ask for a free smile too
Wow that's really lazy
>3D
Because they'll never be bullied by them
You mean the start because it was Braid
heres your misako, bro
>There will never be a game of this kid because the joke is he actually dies out there trying to be cool in a world of nothing but fighting
I tried Parsec as a leaf with someone from the UK. I hosted, and the bong didn't notice any lag whatsoever.
It's like Teamviewer for Games, and I'd recommend it for use in this thing.
But for the love of fuck, check the russian torrent site, they have the hoodlum version which ironically doesn't give false positives when everything else they do does. That one's also portable so it's pretty gud.
nope
>doesn't give false positives
The fact you have to stress this scares me away from doing it regardless of what site I use.
Add a FUCKIN Japanese voice option
Someone here has been pasting a magnet that apparently gives SOME sort of warning for a weird mexican virus I never heard of. Darksiders? is the group for that one.
Either way I'm using the Hoodlum version and I did Parsex and it runs fine and nothing is acting out of the ordinary, no wayward traffic on the network or anything.
e) Replace Runkachunk's voice
Holy shit, western women were a fucking mistake.
Or just mute the voices for that old school "no VA at all" experience.
WE'RE GONNA FIGHT YOU
WITH ALL OUR MIGHT TOO
makers are SJWs. stick a fork in, you're done
Imagine letting political differences stop you from enjoying entertainment.
DONT YOU BULLY ME
At least they have a job
SJWs have never made anything good and this is no exception.
There are about 10,000 other games I can play that don't have a director who is rabidly anti-American. He needs ME, I don't need HIM.
>Kira Buckland
>anti-American
fake news
your game failed arin a fucking porn game is outselling yours right and that porn game game came out 2 months ago
>anti-american
Fucking based, thanks for telling me buying 2 copies now
You know you're not on /int/ right? You won't get your dick sucked for making posts like this.
"Water is wet"
>back it up with reasonings
its self evident what the OP means.
if the OP made far more broad and vague statements, this would make sense.
>The game is actually pretty good
>This is a self-evident claim with no need to back it up
Based fucking retard
Is it RBF or is she just too good to smile for anyone?
Doesn't look 30 dollars good.
Probably do now if the ending's anything to go by
#1 was an obvious opinion.
It was stated upfront to give context for what is clearly his real reason for posting, which are the "fixes"
if the game was so good, he wouldnt proceed to post fixes to it.
Read between the lines user, get your head out of your autism.
is that a troon or a trans?
Yeah, there's no point talking to somebody as obviously fucking stupid as you are. Bye now, retard [-]
the game is shit tranny your game didnt even pass 500 player MAX
No.
>continues to talk back to a person its not worth talking to.
sounds like you just want to sound right.
my game? i never touched the game.
what are you going on about?
stop lying shill fag
>Hi there! You seemed to have claimed a "fact" without backing it up with evidences! Remember to provide reasoning for your conclusions so your claims will be substantial next time!
Yea Forums only cares about this game because "muh waifus"
Otherwise you've never cared about river city games, let alone beat 'em ups in general
Debate me. You literally can't.
>Hi there! You seemed to have claimed a "fact" without backing it up with evidences! Remember to provide reasoning for your conclusions so your claims will be substantial next time!
here's your (you)
Because you will dodge everything anyone says because anonymity lets you do that.
>here's your (you)
The hateautism for this game must be a new high even for Yea Forums standards. The way you fags talk one would think the game is riddled with viruses and breaks down at the core level or something. And then I look at the gameplay and it looks like a decent beat em up with some issues. Not worth the current price imo but I will probably get it when its on sale eventually.
Just post the good stuff
>Daughter
Might buy the game if devs will fix it first.
As for now, I'm just waiting for vanilla doujins starring abs shopkeeper and that brown tomboy
still want the last word in eh?
>still want the last word in eh?
I've done this dance before. He will unironically take this thread to bump limit if you don't stop replying to him.
An user on Yea Forums went to University of Alaska with her.
Said she had massive yellow fever and thought she was hot shit. She's do horrible cosplays and played the drunk with one drink girl.
She's just mad because she's fat and no one will hit it. Years are going by and she's a childless cat mom.
>shill gets btfo in his last thread
>just makes another one in hope someone will buy 2 more copies
kek
Not him but I don't see how this hurts my enjoyment of the game.
Can we all agree that at least the ost is great?
>Not him
Sure thing
There are few good tracks but no, not really.
>everyone on /mlp/ is the same person
>pirate PC release
>order physical Switch version
Is this the patrician way to go? Or is it still not worth $30?
>>order physical Switch version
>paying for a shit game
Yikes
I don't think I've seen such full-on shilling in awhile. Why don't you faggots might as well tell us to use parsec to fix the non-online issue as well.
At the beginning, it is a good girl.
>patrician
Ha-a-a. . .
No, anonymous, you're still a retarded manchild.
Maybe one day you will stop using buzzwords thus making your first step towards merely attempting to be a semi-decent human being.
. . .but who am I kidding. . .
Well at least you understand that much. Frankly I'm not sure why you keep mentioning sales. It's like if we all went to watch Hobbs and Shaw and you said "That was some brainless fun but you know what would have made it better? If the movie made $1 billion instead of just $700 million."
>there is a single person on Yea Forums
>except for the shill
>with the shill there are two people on Yea Forums
god, that's so hot
1. Fuck off shill
2. Trash west cuck game
One biggest flaws with the way the game is designed is that all of the entrances require you to press X to use them, but that also happens to be the game's basic attack button. So anytime you zone in, if you start pressing X to combo an enemy who spawns right next to the door you'll find yourself being sent to the area you were just at. This is a very, very, very basic game design element that I'm surprised wasn't fixed in even the alpha. Even something as simple as mapping the command to another button would make combat less of a problem as you now have to run away from the area's entrance before you can start fighting every time.
Really gives the impression that the game's playtesters were asleep at the wheel while the VA's were being sucked off.
>6 levels
>only 2 hours long
>garbage spritework
>garbage artwork
>LE EPIC DAB SHIT AM I BLACK NOW XD?
>DUDE IT'S IRONIC BRO
>SJW devs
>gay forced dabbing shit
>paying vtubers to shill the same too
>garbage voice acting
>turned riki into kpop stan bait
>arin hanson is voicing billy from double dragon
>$30 for digital, $35 (probably $40 or $45 with shipping) for physical
>requires gtx 950 or higher
>Haha Misako is really angry lol
>Haha Kyoko is retarded lol
There you go, that's 100% of this game's dialogue.
>I'm waiting so I can buy this new chapter of this manga I'm reading
>LMAO I DON'T KNOW A SINGLE WORD YOU JUST SAID TEEHEE!!!!!!!
>M: DAMN THE CALL IS FROM A BLOCKED NUMBER
>K: Is blocked number someone you don't like?
>Misako's VA also can't say Riki's name right either,
> wayforward spent more money on the marketing (including shills on Yea Forums) and e-celeb faggotry than actual development on this game
>cuckqueens the game
youtube.com
also see
this game was contract work, the contract is finished, so the game is done. They aren't coming back to it.
river city shills cucks BTFO
>gay shill general
your game failed and is objectivly bad
Can someone translate this in a way that doesn't make my eyes glaze?
Okay? Boohoo, the game flopped. I had fun.
>faggot wayforward shill still trying to shill river city flop
OH NONONONONONONO
HE DOES IT FOR FREE
Yea Forums has been BTFOING YOU for a fucking week straight now shill, seethe harder
>Can someone translate this in a way that doesn't make my eyes glaze?
Please?
>The game is actually pretty good;
True that. It gives me that nice old feeling that losing is my fault only, unlike many newer games.
> Allow parry to break enemy combos and cancel attacks;
Former isn't needed, latter would be cool if they have shortened parry frame window.
> Add i-frames to some moves;
Nah
>Fix minor bugs;
It depends what do you mean by "minor". For example - that stupid ass Abobo attack lariat attack which isn't blockable, doesn't follow any pattern and tracks really well.
>Add the "action" button.
True, it would be way better if L2 was used for grab/enter shop.
Game could be better if they had added more content. More enemies, more moves (maybe some mutually exclusive ones), maybe some other characters (Riki/Kunio), some smaller arcade segments (like Platinum) etc.
Water isn't wet though, it makes matter it comes in contact with wet.
Way to be dumber than a fifth grader.
game is pretty mediocre
dev can make it better by making it better
WOOOOOOOOOW
I know you're just trolling, but the definition includes water itself.
Its the devs acknowledging the game is shit but will have patches to fix things but if they acknowledge it in that fashion it means we were right about the shillings. So they can't word it that way.
We know they are shilling.
They know we know they are shilling.
This is the closest we will get to them admitting the game is shit.
Define how water in a vacuum is itself wet. It isn't.
Even SFV has double this lmao
>Define how water in a vacuum is itself wet.
Because its water... BEING WATER is to be saturated with yourself.
It's like saying being water isnt water.
I'm gonna hug Kyoko so hard and then teach her math so this dumb cutie can be taught a lesson and get good grades so I can go shopping with her without stress since she's gonna have more time to spend with me as a friend.
Is a non water liquid wet?
(its not, it has to be water/contain water)
She does the classic white people mouth.
Wet is a concept while water is a defined molecule. The molecule H2O cannot be wet. A million of those molecules together still cannot be wet.
Fluids are viscous with varying degrees of viscosity depending on the make up. Most people refer to this as "wetness" when it is in fact "viscosity"
>>only 2 hours long
I'm not going to argue about anything else but this is plain wrong. I'm playing on hard, it's already 6 hours or more.
>thread is so derailed and awful that people are discussing the molecular make-up of water of all things instead.
Wew fucking lad WF shills, you dun lost the plot.
>a water molecule cant be touching or surrounded by another water molecule.
>ANOTHER shill thread utterly derailed
AHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED JEWFORWARD
Neither of the molecules can become wet so it isn't a problem.
You are applying macro level analysis of reality onto the microscopic level.
It's a River City game. A fucking beat em up at this time and age. What are you expecting?
Liquids dont cause things to be wet. Water does.
If something is covered or saturated with Mercury, you dont say its "wet".
Jesus even Gamers are less idiotic
Had fun, don't care.
I'm not arguing that. I'm just saying water itself can never be wet. Wet is a quality that the material being in contact with water gets attributed with. Water makes things wet. Water isn't wet.
You're trying to take a non scientific term such as "wetness" and say its the same as "Viscosity" a word that is intended for scientific use.
Wetness was never meant to be used in the manner youre using it in.
If people want to use it in the manner youre using it, thats them.
Just as in the reverse scenario where the word "Random" was changed from a scientific meaning of "Action with an unknown cause" to its now vague unscientific meaning of "Has no cause".
>Had fun, don't care.
Well I don't. What do you want from me? To lie and pretend I'm mad that a game I've already enjoyed to completion wasn't enjoyed by a large amount of people?
what a dry response.
Try some water.
That attribute is to either be surrounded/touching/saturated with a molecule.
A molecule can be surrounded or touching another same molecule.
So if being "wet" is to touch a H2O molecule, 2 H2O molecules touching equates wetness. No other action is taking place, nor is required.
God imagine grabbing that petite waist as you rail her from behind
The seiyuus (voice actors) for the JP version have been announced.
They'll come included with the game in the physical JP version alongside the English voices, but will be paid DLC ($4.95) in the west.
Take a look at all the talent arc got compared to the Youtube shit Wayforward contracted.
twitter.com
How many of them do JAV?
>Feel the spite, won't play nice, don't you bully me~
ur a retard
"no"
The quality of wetness is the transitive nature of wet from not wet. A qualitative descriptor such as wet is only appreciable in that it changes the perception of the thing it is attributed to. Things are only noteworthy in being "wet" because they aren't wet in and by themselves.
If water was wet then wet wouldn't be the descriptor given to other things that are in contact with it. If water was wet then wet is the natural state of water by itself. Water by itself and water intermingled with another structure cannot both be defined with the same descriptor of "wet."
Please stop responding to me with your ESL tier understanding of the english language. You don't have to discuss the thread topic because why the fuck would you, but please stop responding to me.
OH NO NO NO
>Hasebe, Mami
user pls, don't tease me like this.
HOLY BASED arc systems.
Unironically bought.
Anri really is beautiful.
>featuring AIKA as Mami
this would be so fucking hot
Why do Riki and Kunio look like they fuck each other instead of any of the girls?
>word exists way before modern day scientific understandings.
"no"
I 100% understand what you're saying. You seem to think I dont get that wetness should be an attribute that only applies from a liquid, and shouldnt be the considered the same thing.
This makes 100% sense scientifically.
Im saying the word had an intended meaning, that wasnt logical, and saying water isnt wet, is to change the meaning of that word.
Of course definitions dont mean much, since people change them all the time.
Be it due to better understandings, or the opposite, misunderstandings.
(Plus the more you look into them, the more example you can see most definitions contradict themselves)
These are the same guys who pumped and dumped girls that are pretty much the female versions of one another
Someone post Skullmageddon I wanna see him
$20? Definitely, took me like 6 hours for a basic playthrough with one character. It's hard to justify $30 unless they add some patches. I'd imagine is only from fluff like voice acting and the animated boss intros, but neither are anything to write home about. One thing to consider is that the sprite work is amazing, but pretty much everything else is average, the writing's especially bad though imo, but if you're just in it for the sprite work and some alright combat, I'd say go for it I guess.
>Can you feeeeel~ me coming, like a heart----beat in time? Keep on moving. Hunting. Until you're miiiine.
Yeah but they managed to look like guys in the other games. Why do they look like they belong in an anime rendition of twilight?
Isn't this a beat em up with highschool ruffians? Do ruffians generally look like k-pop artists nowadays?
No.
Please?
>patches
WayForward are hitmen. They were paid to deliver a game, they did and their work is done. They've probably moved on to another project or two already. Unless someone pays them more money to continue patching or working on the game don't expect SHIT.
They will keep baiting the waifufags with innuendo until one of them fronts the loan themselves.
>get good grades
Thats impossible
Voices were fine. They're as good VA as any stable Funi keeps for instance. It's not a very dialogue heavy game in the first place.
>Egoraptor
>a good VA
That's what usually happens when you decide to have your bfs be friends with each other
He has like three lines of no more than six words each and is doing an easy stupid 80s bro impression. S'fine.
Keep in mind there's only two levels for VA:
>Shit
This is like what vocaroos from here are like
>Less Shit
This is all pros
No, it isn't.
>Arin is Jimmy
>It's just his "hotheaded guy" voice which is delightfully expected
>Spend the entire time wondering what his perfomance will be for Billy if not just the same thing
>It's fucking Danny doing his zen voice
I laughed but I was slightly let down.
Yeah he didn't even DO a voice. He just spoke. Pretty lazy but I guess that's what they wanted for the weird pacifist Billy Lee they did.
Don't know why people complain about Egoraptor when we have Jack skeptic bitch, Goudai is the worst voiced character in this game.
That faggot is not supposed to be a "professional" VA like Egoraptor.
He does fine in his role as a dojo owner, though it's always strange for me hearing him because I immediately think "that's Egoraptor." I do like how the second dojo owner later in the game is voiced by Danny.
Dan's VA career he stumbled into as a Game Grump is like that. It's weird, but if it sells, I guess.
On top of that you hear Godai a lot more than Jimmy and his accent is really out of place.
I can get the Lee brothers being American transplants but Godai having an Irish lean is dumb.
Wait, he is?
He likes to claim he is when his only voices consist of "whoa wacky cool Sonic" voice and loud noises.
Just hope the game make enough money to ASW give them more money for that and a sequel with JP dub.
you are a shill if you had fun you are a tranny with a missing frontal lobe
Game had potential, but it feels unfinished.
>Enemy i frames after getting knocked down
>Enemies always attack during i frames
>Not enough i frames for your characters
>Can't block during middle of enemies combo but they can block you in middle of yours
>Parry is inconsistent
>No reason to have item carry limit
>No reason not to have carryable weapons
>Recruit button on controller barely works
>Move list doesn't explain the inputs and prerequisites accurately enough
>Light attack/action button needs to be separate
>Can't remap buttons
>Enemy respawns are ridiculous
>No japanese voices
omfg kill that thing
wow this game is being shilled fucking hard
Dang I guess the dick in my pants isn't real, Mr.Anderson.
True enough. A thread for this game has been coming up just as a thread for it dies. When it wasn't being advertised we'd have one thread a week at most and exhaust all discussion of it with the first 200 replies.
>When it wasn't being advertised we'd have one thread a week at most
So, before the first trailer came out
>exhaust all discussion of it with the first 200 replies.
Get everyone who wants to talk about it to leave*
This game does have some catchy songs, and I had fun beating up people to them.
>One biggest flaws with the way the game is designed is that all of the entrances require you to press X to use them, but that also happens to be the game's basic attack button. So anytime you zone in, if you start pressing X to combo an enemy who spawns right next to the door you'll find yourself being sent to the area you were just at. This is a very, very, very basic game design element that I'm surprised wasn't fixed in even the alpha. Even something as simple as mapping the command to another button would make combat less of a problem as you now have to run away from the area's entrance before you can start fighting every time.
>Really gives the impression that the game's playtesters were asleep at the wheel while the VA's were being sucked off.
I wrote this part several threads ago.
An advertiser took what I wrote and keeps repasting it in order to get replies. The one line replies are also advertisers who are trying to keep the thread bumped.
They want River City Girls threads bumped so that more people will buy the game.
I personally will never be buying another Wayforward game again.
You can download the game here for free if you absolutely must play it:
drive.google.com
cs.rin.ru
Thank you for that DL by the way. It's why I have any solid opinion on the game myself.
is me.
>not river feet girls
>not deleting that picture
what are the chances the devs actually listen and patch it?
Yea Forums keeps saying the devs are the ones making these threads, so ask them yourselves, Yea Forums never lies obviously
>Implying anyone ever seriously listens to Yea Forums for actual criticism beyond the horrendously out of touch
Like seriously, there are no fucking shills here. Not one genuine shill would get caught dead lingering here. It's just those who like it, those who don't and those who are roleplaying along with the shill accusations.
>I dont like (game here) but ill keep bumping the threads myself
I think we can assume some problems have been mentioned outside of here
I'm pretty sure they saw it but I think it's up do ASW to do it.
That's a dude, user.
Tired of your foolish game~
Would you?
Who wouldn't?
I can't wait for Yea Forums to start posting more than the same four pictures. I'm sure this game has more fanart than this.
>Kunio with Goro as a VA
Holy mother of based.
Also Anri as Kyoko would make me instantly cum.
You can type 'sage' into a reply's Options field to not bump threads you post in.
There is a lot more River City Girls fan art than what's being posted here. You can find it by searching in Japanese, but most people here don't know how to do that.
Now I need to see Hasbe and Mami reenacting BF-455.
>ASW, the only guys bellow Capcom in the "lots of unnecesary sequels/patchs/rebalances" in the market
Unironically the reason why I think the game could get a patch in the future, even if the sales are mediocre.
In context, "The Hunt" is pretty much a stalker song right?
Yes.
Doujin where Abobo defeats, rapes and impregnates both when?
>Goro
Okay, I'm sold.
>It's fake
Aw.
After all the money they spent on getting eceleb VAs? Fuck no, you're listening to the money whether you like it or not.
>Can't block during middle of enemies combo but they can block you in middle of yours
This is the big one for me, I don't know how anyone can call this game "good" with bullshit like this, parrying shouldn't be the only way out of combos. Also, is it just me or does carried items despawn after boss intros? Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?
So I like this short haired, blonde girl that's a bin tanned. Mami was her name, I think. Can someone spoiler me on what story purpose she has and if she is playable? Asking for an idiot
I legitimately thought they used the same song for every boss until I looked it up. Even the musician boss only has snippets of original music for the guitar hero sequences. Very disappointed in this aspect, especially for the 2hu boss.
Other than that, I liked some of the OST, Rich is one of my favorites.
That's Mami and she's Ricky's real girlfriend or at least her cum dumpster. She and Hasebe are the secret boss of the game and you can only fight them when you break all the 25 hidden statues.
>tfw not forgotten
You can, someone on twitter posted riki gameplay, and they do block and parry mid combo
They just announced one million copies sold.
>pawn shop
>sells nothing but food
Hey you know what would boost those numbers? An ONLINE CO-OP.
I guess you can say it's YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
>AIKA
i get second hand embarrassment whenever i watch gameplay of it
Skullmaggedon?
>Hitomi and AIKA
Based Wayforward
Imagine Misako as a soccer mum in her late thirties. Even with the same hairdo.
She was my gf's mum and the major antagonist during my teen years.
You breathe the same air as these people. You could catch whatever it is they have ANY SECOND.
I though they went with e-celebs because they would be cheaper than an actual professional voice actor
Cope, the hitboxes are shit, shill.
CAN U FEEEL ME COMIN....LIKE A HEART....BEAT IN TIME....KEEP ON MOOOOVIN...HUNTING UNTIL YOUR MIIIIIIIIIINE
G-guys, is it weird if I want Misako to corner me, start interrogating me, andfirmly grab my balls if I don't speak?
>Problems with Misuzu, of all bosses
Is it bad that I died on hibari like 6 times?
Granted I was playing on hardmode
Took me 4 on normal, but then again this is my first beat-em-up in years.
Daily reminder that based Anri is actually a good artist
youtube.com
The going rate for ecelebs is going up these days, especially for the A-listers. The amount of money they saved using Youtubers is minimal. Of course, the free publicity they gained using said Youtubers more than made up for it.
This game is so bad
>They're as good VA as any stable Funi keeps for instance.
So shit.
Same. It didn't help that I forgot you can wall jump and you can hit her out of the air instead of having to wait for her to throw her needle.
Hell no, the vocal tracks are fucking garbage and there are only a few good songs in it.
>paying $30 for this
not even worth a pirate
>forcing people to pay $5 for not-shit voice work
This is peak Judaism. Fuck Gayforward and fuck e-celebs.
Oh wow what a shit voice cast for a video game. They seriously cast the game grumps as Billy and Jimmy Lee from Double Dragon?
Look out, the mentally ill cunt woke up.
The marketer*
if voice work comes free with the jp release why charge for western version are they really hurting for money that bad
Beat her on the first try on hard, doesn't mean she's not badly designed like all of em.
cause it's a fake pic, you fucking tard
Sure you did.
Women are one of /pol/s many triggers
where can I find such girls
Squeenix tried it a few times.
LMAO just run out of that.
Why start a cringe thread OP? Are you some sort of masochist?
the problem is, the FUCKING text fucking follows the pace of the goddamn voices, which is grating as hell, and you can't skip per line to read everything, so you end up skipping all of it, which doesn't matter because the story is shit anyway.
He's posting my webm, that was my first attempt at her and that was the first time she used the attack and it killed me instantly because I entered on low health. I then went into the next attempt with full health and beat her.
Doesn't stop her ground slam hitbox from being bad, and also retarded in general because it's a ground slam but you can't jump over it and have to run away from it.
I will remind you all that taking other people's complaints and reposting them himself while injecting his own bullshit is this guy's modus operandi.
>you play as some ugly sluts that went on one bad date with Kunio and Riki then suddenly think they are the boys girlfriends
>their actual girlfriends bullied Kyoko as a child
oof
Maybe she deserved a good bullying?
Did they even go on the date?
Could have been their delusions
after seeing how dumb she is, yes
This is in fact game of the year, prove me wrong without buzzwords and "hahahahah SJW"
Hibari is the worst fucking boss, you just have to cope with the constantly spawning enemies while she only get minimal downtime and barely takes damage so all you can do is hope you can hit her hard enough to defeat her after getting her down 9 fucking times, no other boss is that bullshit in the entire game. And on that note, Noize is best boss and best girl.
It's normal for any healthy sexually active adult male to want their balls grabbed and slowly squeezed by any of the River City girls.
They mentioned that they were the girlfriends for exactly one game
I WANT TO SUCK HER DICK
God I wish
>good artist
>realized you can make more money just fucking your way through the world
such is life
"minor bugs" is a long fucking list in itself. like you not being able to hit enemies or pick up weapons sometimes.
e) fix bad hitboxes & z sorting
f) remove lag from guard. it's useless right now.
g) add mappable gamepad keys.
h) add dash button. it's current year. double tap is not like fighting game inputs. it's janky, unintuative and doesn't work for controllers.
i) too much start up on your fastest moves. make them faster or/and make enemies attacks slower. they have attacks that come out in 1 frame and will always win out.
j) reprogram all the bosses. have enemies and bosses play by the same rules as the player. that means no bullshit canceling, fix their targeting & states, fix their i-frames. the kingdom hearts style revenge can stay just fix it a bit.
k) add proper frame data. there's way too much end lag. I know the animations are a lot longer and less snappy than old river city games. but you can still have longer animations be responsive by allowing the player to cancel some of the end lag, see DMC5.
l) remove cringe voice acting
m) fix cringe dialogue, replace it all.
n) fix the story. make it actually faithful to RCR
o) fix the movement & input lag.
p) fix the way enemies spawn, for example save previously cleared rooms for a while like modern games. less enemies/other enemies can spawn in completed rooms.
honestly I could go on, who are we kidding? this game is trash and wont be fixed. they'd need to redo basically everything.
>Hibari is the worst fucking boss
Many of the game's bosses are terrible but for other reasons.
Rather than test the player's fighting ability in a fighting game they rely on gimmick mechanics. The game's engine wasn't meant for dodging or platforming and you can't even combo many of the bosses so nevermind actually getting to use the skills you've bought.
Essentially we've been given a beat 'em up made by people who don't play beat 'em ups.
>h) add dash button. it's current year. double tap is not like fighting game inputs. it's janky, unintuative and doesn't work for controllers.
It works fine on controllers but it's still a shit input method. Plus Kunio-kun had a dash button anyway. Or at least in Rival Showdown it does, can't remember how the older games worked.
>p) fix the way enemies spawn, for example save previously cleared rooms for a while like modern games. less enemies/other enemies can spawn in completed rooms.
And also get rid of endless enemy spawning in general, it's just stupid as shit having more enemies spawn in to any room after you clear it.
They also need to give you a way to break enemy guard. In other games your throw would be this option but in RCG your throw is retarded and useless and can only be used when the enemy is already stunned, so now if an enemy starts blocking you just can't do anything until they stop.
>Former isn't needed
I'd argue that completely losing control of your character while being locked in a slow-ass combo doesn't feel good. By the same notion, an ability to mash out of being stunned would be a nice addition.
>Nah
It doesn't feel good to be kicked out of "rush in" attacks because all enemies dramatically outrange the player. Adding i-frames to throws would also help them to serve their purpose.
The whole idea here is that the game is fundamentally good. They messed up small things that are easy to fix.
yeah throws breaking gaurd is like the most basic paper scissors rock game design and they fucked it up. they really had no idea what they were doing.
>unironically using the term gamers
Yeah, fuck off devs. Use your budget to make the game good instead of spending it all on shitty youtubers in hopes of having the marketting salvage your walking pile of trash.
What do they smell like?
I'm yet to unlock the guys but I would assume it's their/his custom perk as I try to party every single time in locked in a combo because I have nothing else to do.
Like the perfume they use?
Even sagging is autistic and a waste of time, I couldn't imagine go to place were people who enjoy something are at and talking about how much I don't like what they like why trying to convenience them that why they like is bad
That's going into a movie theater and reading your own personal review of said movie while trying to convince the audience to get up and get a refund
>a) Allow parry to break enemy combos and cancel attacks;
I remember how both Guardian Heroes games did this. The GBA game even let them do perfect counters and go rage mode.
Advance is fun, shame about the terrible slowdown.
I'm pirating it on PC and buying physical next month.
The Scott Pilgrim game is a better Kunio-kun game than this.
Same you can't download it anymore.
you're just paranoid user. Yea Forums love scott pilgrim rcr clone so why cant you accept people would love this game?
Only Misako looks like she participates in Enjo-kōsai
Why exactly is Yea Forums so mad about this game? Don't cute girl protags trump all game flaws here?
Because even with its problems, Scott Pilgrim was a good beat 'em up, RCG isn't.
How the FUCK do I get a River City gf?
the fuckers think they're designing zelda bosses or something.
They need to get whoever designed Abobo to design all the other fights
1. It's not good
2. The list of things to patch is massive, and patching only the things that are easy to patch (you can do it yourself right now if you want) makes the game piss easy, you need a thorough understanding of how the enemy code works and need to do a decent amount of work rebalancing the entire thing for it to turn into a decent game.
is it 60 FPS on switch? please tell me it runs the same as other platforms.
wayforward is a tranny organization now, fuck them and fuck egoraptor.
Are you trying to kill the game?
Sadly they don't look cute at all in game
No you jizzbrain, you don't even need to play the game to enjoy the eye candy
By making it fun?
>Kyoko's poofed cheeks while holding things
Nah that's cyoot
the abobo fight was ANYTHING but fun, solely due to his random, barely dodgeable spinjump
They aren't eye candy if you don't play them.
Not him, but Abobo wasn't that bad besides some quirks. Less gimmicky than other fights too. I'm probably biased though, I love Abobo.
Adding iframes to throws would be the most fucking basic thing you could add into a beat em up. There's no instant way to cancel the grab animation right now which is retarded and what throw iframes are supposed to be for (see an enemy approaching from behind? throw an enemy out of a grab), and throws are useless since the enemies fly so low to the ground. But then this is useless with enemy wakeup timers being so slow and the same across the board. But then once you change them to be very quick you also need to get rid of the wakeup attacks because otherwise it'll quickly turn into a clusterfuck of passive gameplay. But then once you remove them the game becomes even easier than it already is and you need to increase enemy aggression, damage and spawn count and now you're stuck trying to understand huge parts of the game's code.
Sounds like you just need to git gud. You run towards him and the spin jump goes away from you or just side step it
Yes they do?
someone post the Abobo targeting & homing glitch.
dude how would anyone know if RCG was or wasn't a good game before release?
Boss fight rankings:
1. Abobo
2. Dark magic kid
3. Thicc schoolgirl Misuzu
4. Yakuza lady
5. Hibari
6. Noize
What about the secret boss?
Actually Noize wasn't bad, I'd move her up somewhere.
Haven't done New Game+ yet
you don't need to do NG+ to unlock it, you just need to destroy all the statues
Neptunia fans thankfully don't represent most people.
I see, thanks. Do you get a new ending that way too?
...
It's the exact same ending but you kick the secret boss out of the window. You do get new dialogue before the fight though
She's a character from the original Kunio-kun.
Let us play Bimmy and Jimmy, Skullmaggedon.
Actually just give us Neon 2, Double Dragon was better than RCR anyway.
Pretty sure he meant the shit excuse for cosplay was lazy.
why do the dudes look nicer than the nondudes
Needs a DLC side story that has a point.
If it does everything you just posted and drops the price to $15-$20 then I'll delete my pirated copy and repurchase it on Steam after I refunded it. But not if a single one of those goals aren't met. I wanted to like this game but I'm not paying $30 for a finished product with bugs that should have been caught within less than 5 minutes of play-testing.
which porn game
>not a single Japanese person voicing these Japanese characters
Reminds me of my ex. Don't stick your dick in crazy Yea Forums. A lifetime of wizardry is better.
No online, no buy.
Unexcusable in 2019 for a $30 co-op game.
Sidestepping doesn't actually work in this game.
PC mods to give the girls visible up-skirts with lingerie when?
Double Dragon Neon is $10 on steam and has netplay. What's RCG's excuse?
>Yamada
>second place
Holy shit no, Yamada is shit as a boss.
Anyone else get a giddy feeling when enemies start pleading to keep their remaining eye that still works?
It's just a bunch of idiots complsiming over nothing and blowing minor and non issues out of proportion. Plus there's one faggot here that keeps on accusing others of shilling even though no one is. In other words, this is just a regular Yea Forums thread.
Still better than the rest of the fights.
Same with Phantom Breaker
Are we really gonna let this slide?
Misuzu is a better fight than Yamada, at least her arena doesn't have pitfalls to the side.
Fair enough.
Every single boss fight that wasn't Abobo sucks. Misuzu has so many vulnerable states that you'd have to be braindead to die to her even once, but she's the first boss so it's forgivable.
Even Abobo can be cheesed if you stick to 3 X button combos then stop for a second before doing them again because he effectively stops blocking if he's not getting hit 4 times per combo. Noize is a complete waste of a design on a shit boss fight but Hibari alone shows that the devs had no idea how to actually design a boss fight for this genre.
>fighting Abobo
>blocks 90% of heavy/special attacks unless he's laughing
>counters every light combo unless you stop before the final hit
>literally undodgeable and unblockable tornado attack
It's kind of impressive how each boss in this game manages to be shittier than the last.
Yamada's pitfalls are great though. I didn't fall a single time and I could just DAB him over the ledges for maximum damage, it was hilarious.
Yamada was way too cheesy. All you do is bait him near the edge and end your combo with a launch for massive damage
Does the character level affect the boss battles too much? Because I was playing with my brother co-oping and we got stuck against Abobo, we are level 15 and 13 and even his first phase the little he hits is enough to put us with less than half hp bars
~Bad at videogames~
also
~A fucking liar~
>Can't break an enemy's block with a throw
>Can't break an enemy's combo with a special attack that spends a little of your health
>Bosses block your combos in the middle of it and counteratack with impunity
How the fuck did these devs didn't get basic shit like this right, I feel like I could just go back to playing the Capcom Beat Em' Up collection and I would have a better time for longer than I did with this game.
Capcom Beat 'Em Up Bundle is still slightly overpriced at $20 but even then it has several games and netplay.
D&D Shadow Over Mystaria is two great games for $15 and has up to 4 player netplay.
Mother Russia Bleeds is the game I'd probably compare RCG the closest to because of similar bad design decisions with boss design and implementing a story. But it has none of the input lag problems and is only $15
What the actual fuck is wrong with the RCG dev team? Everything from the design of the game, to bug testing, to how to price it is so ridiculously retarded and every single problem it has is either easily fixable or completely avoidable with even the most basic amount of research or forethought.
This is the kind of game were you either figure out the boss' gimmick and cheese them or they cheese you. There is no mercy in the tough world of bad game design.
If you weren't a shitter you'd be able to guard Abobo's headbutt. You are simply trash.
>shit old games on an emulator are cheaper than making a brand new game that doesn't look terrible like Mother Russia Bleeds
Oh word?
If you're playing as Misako, it's better just to end your combo with the uppercut because it'll put you behind him when he blocks and counters
There's no need. Just stick to 3 combos and Abobo stops blocking for some reason.
>Defending this bastion of shit design
Everything I wrote is factual truth, feel free to prove me wrong.
Obviously you'd have a better time with them, those games are still better than any modern attempt at beat em ups. Even the bosses are better, and this is a genre that has infamously bad bosses.
This is what a good exciting beat em up boss fight looks like. Two very fast, aggressive, dangerous, unpredictable elite enemies with overlapping patterns that don't arbitrarily make all your moves worthless. And they're far harder than any boss in this game to boot.
Same with the haymaker I think.
Read the first post. Double Dragon Neon was made from scratch and has none of the RCG problems while also being better priced with netplay. And that was a Wayforward game so there's literally no excuse.
The old games are actually good tho. No reason to spend 30 bucks on trash.
I already did by pointing out you can block Abobo's headbutt. But like I said, you are simply trash and more than likely baiting.
>guard Abobo's headbutt
You literally can't unless he throws it out on his own; it's unblockable when he uses it as a counter.
Would Riki and Kunio get back together with them or are they better off without them?
That game looks amazing holy fuck. Where can I play it?
I don't like defending this trash game but no it's easy to block his counter headbutt as long as you stop your combo as he's about to do it instead of trying to block mid attack. You can stay close to him and keep him locked in that loop of countering, in fact it's probably the best way to beat him because otherwise he will use that spinning attack with retarded tracking that's unavoidable if you're at the wrong angle.
At the very least by the time you get to Noize you're probably ridiculously overleved or have insane stats from eating that you can pretty much brute force the rest of the game with a healing item or two in stock.
Hibari is the sole reason I refuse to give this game a second play through. That fight is 90% waiting for her slow ass moves to slowly align themselves in place. At least Noize has the decency to die fast between poorly thought out boss gimmicks.
That game looks like an n64 title.
You look like an N64 title.
They need to take and fight for their love back from Mami and Hasabe
MAME, it hasn't been ported due to licensing issues. It's a great game, check out The Punisher and other Capcom beat em ups as well.
Because I wanted their game to be good but it's not. Even parents stop loving their children when they reach a certain level of disappointment.
This makes the legs look like they're coming out at bad angles.
NTR nonsensical end
bullshit/10
I don't think she was actually cosplaying.
More like it's a bunch of people that agree that the game has issues, one shitposter who blows them out of proportion, and a bunch of fanboys who ruin the discussion by exaggerating how mad everyone is and how minor the issues are and how good the game is.
It's ok to accept that the game isn't perfect. Pretending there's nothing wrong with it and trying to diminish all the complaints which could be easily patched if people actually demanded it instead of pretending they aren't there only makes people far more annoyed with them.
I like my version better. There are no black lines for any other part of her body's outline. They shouldn't be any for her panties either.
So is this game fine if I just want to enjoy cute girls beating people with a friend?
Yeah but pirate it and spend the $30 on literally anything else.
>Says this when there are 20 smash threads up at a time for over a year (and likely won’t end until next year at minimum) and the DLC for smash gets stickied before fucking GotY
Playable Hasebe and Mami DLC when
WROOOOOOOOONG retard. Why don't you try being less shit at videogames before regaling us with your idiot retard "facts" and opinions?
>y-you witewally can't wo it!
>It's imwossible!
Fucking garbageman.
I'm surprised it hasn't been patched already. Is wayforward busy shilling Shantae?
it's good. seethe more fag and go play more indie game shovelshit
love the game and animation in general but this is what kills it for me.
1994: Misako and Kyoko take a bullet for their Kunio and Riki.
2019: Kunio and Riki can't even recognize them anymore and just treat them like unwanted groupies.
Why did WayForward turned Kunio and Riki into douchebags?
nobody knows what this means but you.
Shut it, shill. This meme of "hurr it's always been shit" is no excuse for a 3 out of 10 game.
Thanks for the tip, I finally got it to work. It seems like he headbutts on a timer, so if you mash fast enough, you can hit him with 4 attacks, but he wouldn't do the headbutt unless you hit him the 5th attack (and blocking after the 5th is impossible). I tried what you said and locked him at 4 hits by spacing out the timing a little so he'd always headbutt on the 4th attack.
youtube.com
Because I dared to dream
Only thing I'm shilling is based Capcom brawlers and I do it for free. It's not that RCG is good because beat em up bosses used to suck, it's extra bad because it manages to have even worse bosses despite decades of games to look at and learn from
Anyone else have the A.I just run in place by getting stuck on scenery? This happened with Mizuru and several cops.
>Misako and Kyoko are shitposting on Yea Forums RIGHT NOW
You trash bitches are psychotic. Get help.
Okay, now find someone doing that with Kyoko. Because I bet most people complaining were trying it with her. I've never seen anyone be able to block in time on more than a 3 hit combo with Kyoko.
>getting THIS assblasted that someone insulted this shitheap of a game
It couldn't be any more obvious that you're a shill.
>n-no! I-I was talking about the other character, SHE can't do it despite having the same basic combo and guard!
Woah there. Don't break your back running with those goalposts!
>Billy is in a state of zen in his dojo, seems genuinely happy
>Jimmy is perpetually pissed off, lonely, and voiced by Egoraptor
Did RCG confirm Jimmy as the canon cuck after DDN?
>getting THIS assblasted another one of your shitposting tools got debunked
>I've never seen anyone be able to
The game has no online, so how have you seen anybody try?
>the first punch hit but then her smear punch didn't connect
HITBOXES
Billy was the cuck and cut all ties to his brother to find peace. Jimmy got Marian but it cost him his brother which is why he laments in his dialogue
I could watch them jiggle for hours
I really don't see how people can excuse bullshit like this and Abobo. The game has its moments, but it's still very badly designed in both gameplay and story and no amount of "git gud" comments will change that fact.
Her sprite makes her look like she's a cyclops
First off, I wasn't the original person posting the complaint. Secondly, I'm right: Kyoko and Misako have different timings and movesets.
There is this thing called youtube, you might have heard of it. After spending a good 30 minutes trying to beat Abobo with Kyoko I figured I had to be doing something wrong, so I looked up what other people were doing. I finally found someone playing as Kyoko just doing 2-3 hits max and then blocking to damage him and avoid being headbutt.
you can barely even call that shit animation
Get shat on:
The nose band-aid is extremely important
Why exactly does the ending piss people off?
Dunno. The ending was the best part of it for me. Everything else was painful to sit through.
>There is this thing called youtube
That's what I figured, what a shocker faggots on youtube are inept retards and you actively seek them out to watch them.
>despite having the same basic combo and guard!
That means the game is inconsistent, wayforward dev.
People were pissed off the second the game was announced. Everything from there has just been shifting gears and moving goal posts.
Bro... Double Dragon Neon 2 when? We need to know the resolution of the Dragons Divided Arc.
is there any way to change the voices to jp
Blocking the headbutt doesn't fix the hundreds of other problems with his fight.
you're pathetic
>mami
>everyone calls her mommy
this makes me unconfortable
>christina vee and prozd
oh, I guess I can put up with eng
How do you become a FayForward shill? I'm short on money.
I liked Hibaris boss fight, I thought it was fun.
It reminded me there was a wall jump and at least you didnt lose too much money per death thanks to her adds.
I think that means you are bad at games actually.
>kyoko BLACKED art
OH NO NO NO NO AHHHHHHHHHHH
>Vee
>good
>decide to try out the first level
>game keeps pausing to tell me how to play
>skip the tutorials because I'm mashing the button
>end result is I'm trying to fight and the game keeps stopping to show me shit I can't read
tutorials should literally never ever stop the game, it's the most infuriating fucking thing
Stop lying, you gamer cuck
I get where you're coming from, but I've got stupid amounts of Blazblue nostalgia.
What a fucking downgrade
>decided to shitpost
>be a retard liar
Tutorials are skipped with A, faggot. Punch is X.
>Actually listening to BlazBlue's dub
I can't tell if the girl on the top right's mouth is open or closed
both trash. Learn how anatomy works, retards
You dumb fucker, there's a delay on every tutorial of about 3 seconds between it popping up and before you're allowed to dismiss it. This also applies to the tutorials for each tab in the menu.
They went from a pair of sukebans to a pair of delusional whores, that's sad as fuck.
I was jumping too you silly goose
And anyway the game stopping every two seconds is still super fucking annoying so
>I-I was mashing the jump button
Sure you were.
>three second delay
that's even worse, why would you stop the action without warning for three whole seconds every minute just to tell you shit you could figure out for yourself
Ending spoilers:
The entire game is based around Kyoko and Misako storming off to find their boyfriends Kunio and Riki, because someone texted them about the boys getting kidnapped.
But at the end, it's revealed that all of these things were just lies. Kunio and Riki did not get kidnapped (they were just chilling at a sauna), they're not even dating Kyoko and Misako, and the phone message is literally never addressed.
This means that the entirety of the plot is pointless, the protagonists end up looking like jackasses, and the normal final boss does not have any relevance to the ending. This ending does not change except for a minor detail if you fight the secret boss.
The worst part is that Kunio and Riki completely forgot who the girls are, even though the girls took a bullet for the boys near the end of a previous canon entry, making the boys extremely worried about them and being angered enough to get revenge.
The ending feels like someone at WF just said "lmaOOO who cares about the plot just slap a nonsensical twist and hope it's funny", which is a shitty move after puting the player through hours of dialogue.
who did vee do in blazblue
Why is Abobo the most based character in this game?
I don't understand all the hate, really. I've never played a beat 'em up before but I had a lot of fun with this game, just finished it. I wish it had a little bit more a serious ending but it was still fun.
>The worst part is that Kunio and Riki completely forgot who the girls are, even though the girls took a bullet for the boys near the end of a previous canon entry
Probably the shitty director never played that game before.
its dogshit that you cant remap buttons what the fuck is going on at wf
There isn't much hate at all, just people voicing annoyances with game mechanics which fanboys are then taking and screaming YOU ALL HATE THE GAME THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT STOP BEING SO MAD, which is retarded and counter-productive because if the game's issues could get patched instead of defended it'd go from just ok to genuinely great.
They address it in the secret boss
The excuse is that Kunio and Riki don't remember because that game never came out in the west
It was actually the only Kunio-kun game they did play.
Pretty sure Mami literally means Mommy in Spanish
Literally nothing but mentally ill samefag shitposters.
This guy is too fucking much. How do you defend the fucking tutorial pop-ups of all things? You fuckers at wayforward can't take any amount of criticism.
source
>I've never played a beat 'em up before
Play any other beat-em-up and I'm sure you'll understand. This game has a lot of shitty design decisions that you won't find in other brawlers.
She's Noel and any of her clones.
There is at least one autist who's make it his life's mission to shitpost the game as much as possible. One of his calling cards is a massive wall of greentext.
Well that's worse.
It does, but Mami is a nip name too.
What are they going to do if the game does well enough for a sequel? Have Hasabe and Mami as the MCs for it?
>I've never played a beat 'em up before.
>Stop calling out our bullshit lies REEEEEEEE
No, it's just bad writing, dipshit.
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Don't worry, it won't have a sequel.
Hasabe and Mami are way hotter. Kunio and Riki have great taste
Where is the lie? The thing pops-up and stops gameplay, ruining the pacing. The amount of time it takes a person to get rid of it doesn't change the fact the game does it in the first place.
Hasebe is hot, Mami is hideous.
Imagine thinking thirty seconds of combined tutorial is a bad thing or a cause people will back you on.
Mami is the hottest one.
All the pop-ups are done by the first 15 minutes of the game dear god this is fucking sad that you can't handle this.
,,,how do you feel about cutscenes?
that's the wild thing, I never said I disliked the game, just that "freeze-the-action" tutorials are ass
With how WayForward and ArcSystems have consistently been murdering Double Dragon and Kunio Kun lately, it's unlikely that it'll have a sequel.
The Meta reference makes even less sense considering that Hasabe never actually dated Kunio and was going out with Yamada instead.
Imagine trying to write off every individual issue people bring up as not being important and failing to understand that in tandem all of the little issues become a big issue.
The people who've played it, already did so days ago. All that's left is shitposting and begging for porn.
It has some issues compared to other beat 'em ups but it's not unplayable or terrible. It's also not as charming as other WayForward games (not enough good music, questionable VA) but still has enough to be nice to look at.
>they're all done by the first 15 minutes of the game
take a wild fucking guess which 15 minutes of the game I saw first when I decided to try it
The skip takes way too long.
This is really the most confusing part, particularly when they act like ArcSys told them that Hasebe was Kunio's girlfriend.
OG Mami is cuter.
>press a button for 10 seconds to skip ONE (1) cutscene
>not just press start and choose yes to skip every cutscene
They're mongoloids.
I'd hate them if they happened every three seconds in the middle of attacking enemies without any warning
But they usually happen at the start of the game and between levels, or between screens
so uh, so much for that false equivalence
If you can't handle some pop-ups that you would complain about not being there if they weren't there then you can't play games.
>I've got stupid amounts of Blazblue nostalgia.
Pretty based. I only knew about this game because i follow ASW stuff since i got into Blazblue (Literally the first Beat-m'-up i've played since i was like 12) and hearing her in the vocal tracks is Kino.
>All these zeroes add up, trust me
>Not just assigning advance text to A, pause to start, auto on/off to X, backlog to Y, and skip to B
Do you even game design, bro? WayForward don't, making all the text auto-advancing only is fucking retarded.
>hotter
Maybe if you like ironing boards.
>Suddenly turns into touhou
>mfw i'm a 2hu fag anyways
Never ocurred to me to use the wall jump, but it was pretty fun nonetheless
I do, DFC 4 lyfe
>He doesn't like ironing boards
>that you would complain about not being there if they weren't there
are you trying to accomplish something by putting those words in that order?
this isn't my first beat 'em up, this isn't my first video game, and even if it was I'd read the options or check the keybinds first, I don't need the game to be stopped mid-punch to tell me how to punch
You guys must be absolutely braindead if you need tutorial popups to tell you how to play a game you're already in the middle of playing
Do you just walk out in the middle of the road because the light telling you not to walk yet doesn't physically stop you from doing so?
...maybe you should now that I think about it. Go for a walk, user
I don't have it on steam, I'm playing it on THE NINTENDO SWITCH LMAO EAT SHIT
Did you actually think anyone here played a Kunio game?
I'm a big Kunio and Double Dragon fan. Its was pretty decent, but I'm still thirsty for a straight up sequel to RCREX.
As far as recent RCR and DD releases go, its definitely WAY better than Double Dragon 4, but weaker than Double Dragon Neon, and the Renegade and RCR 3DS remakes
>getting the inferior version instead of the one that lets you easily modify the code to fix the game's various issues
>THE NINTENDO SWITCH LMAO EAT SHIT
>stuck with the version that won't get pantyshot and other mods
Also its a fucking CRIME that this song was only in 2 rooms at the beginning of the game, its the best track in the game
youtu.be
I only know who Patrick Seitz, Christina Vee, and the game grumps guys are from that entire list.
The cutscene skip is just as crappy, especially when you've got a boss intro, flashback and then more talking cutscene all in a row before a fight, Don't see where you're going with this.
I have a sneaking suspicion whoever wrote Mango Tango from DDNeon wrote the vocal tracks for this.
Can someone repost what tool do i use to change the code of the game? It was mentioned in a thread yesterday i think.
That song is shit though especially when the other intro area music is way better. It's got no fucking progression to it.
>all the boss themes are done by chipzel
They're so good I'm addicted.
dnSpy
He said he'd be back.
I liked the game a lot and even I don't believe you.
You know you can dodge up and down, right?
I want to mating press Kyoko!
I don't think it'll ever sell more than 0.5 million, across all platforms
These games are niche af
>WayForward is already in talks with ArcSys about more River City collaborations
Koikatsu
the adds can also help you recover life with Gym Shorts and random food drops.
soulless imitation
[citation needed]
It came up when I googled "River City Girls"
That's gonna go over well
Maybe it sold better on the Switch, it is the hot new console nowadays after all.
>almost fell for devs shilling the game prior to release because cute girls and spritework
>forgot to add it to wishlist because lazy bastard and bad memory
>dodged a bullet
Funny how no one mentioned the e-celeb VA jerkoff in Yea Forums before launch.
Japan
Because the orgy with copious creampies was removed.
Why would you buy a game with couch co-op only on PC when literally every other option actually allows for couch co-op?
>This is your River City Girls director.
I'm glad I've saved my $30.
You know exactly why you disingenuous mother fucker.
lmao it's not a steam exclusive so i'm sure most people just bought the game on console
>Funny how no one mentioned the e-celeb VA jerkoff in Yea Forums before launch.
They didn't reveal that until launch is why.
This. Programmer autist last thread buried this shill and worked him into a seethe.
Y-you think Mami likes headpats?
Yeah you dodged a good and fun game because some of the e-celebs you slaver over are in it. Good work.
>The main complaint I've seen is that schoolgirl outfits are fetish material
>Not anything about the godawful writing
>Not anything about all the issues with the gameplay
>Not anything about the voice acting being shit since you hired e-celebs instead of actors
>No, it's the schoolgirl outfits being too sexual
I'm guessing he only browses RetardEra.
I want to breed and marry both of them.
What is there to buy once you have all the moves? I've got $1,000 and I don't want to lose it to the next boss.
If you bought all the moves then buy food. They give you a permanent stat increase the first time you buy it so it's a good idea to hoard or buy one of everything, even if you're at full health.
>tfw make thread and get btfo all while sleeping :(