STR or DEX?
SEX
STR + FTH
>t.
dex is more fun but in most games str is usually better.
>dexcucks are ahead
yikes
CHA/INT are the only true stats
That's a Vitality build tho
What about when the fat guy dies of a heart attack and the other guy lives another 60 years?
Winning the battle vs winning the war.
>running into someone is fighting them
STR/FTH is the only build that will see you through the holy wars
>Vitality
Then why does he run out of breath just trying to sit up?
>FTH
huh?
Also,thanks for the pic,bro.
Intimidate.
bluff?
Poison was concocted with INT. Dodging is Stamina and AGI. Dex is just the spinny spear shit that was only good for making the audience happy.
No, intimidate.
I was really hoping he would pull some Rey Mysterio moves.
DEX is only good in games where it is somehow related to bow damage. STR all the way for melee.
oh.
How do I know you are not bluffing now?
>skinny guy in a standing stance
>no effort to embrace the kick
>fat guy put his foot foward
disingenuous.
Because bluff is not in 5e and I'm not a 3.5/4 faggot.
But maybe your a 2nd ed bluff build trying to make me think im being intimidated when really I've been bluffed.
They both die but the mountain comes back as a zombie so he wins.
>your
Want to know how I know you're a 3.5 mongo?
How do you win a fight like this? Aim for their eyes?
Its like you've never played video games. Obviously either kite him while using projectiles, or hit his back when there is an opening.
retard
Pop the knees and watch gravity take effect
>King vs Monster Association Cadres
Run around in circles and then kneecap him
this. repeatedly attack one leg. kick his leading knee over and over in the safest way you can. if he charges at you run away. it feels shameful but you can't let a big guy bring you to the ground or you've 100% lost.
Be the 260kg guy if they have the same level of skill he'll always win that's why there are weight classes in fighting sports
You can offset his center of balance if you circle around him and push him when he can't put his foot forward. Fat people actually have really bad balance unless they do that.
STR is for casuals
DEX takes skill
This,or just wait for his fat heart to explode.
In a real fight, regardless of whether its on the street or in the ring, stamina is really important. The thin guy would win any day. Though that's a digression from how there is no fight in that webm, the caption is misleading. They're just fucking about. Also, being thick doesn't make you less susceptible to knockouts. Notice how he's aiming for his center mass in particular. He's not trying to hurt him.