This is how ridiculous female armor in videogames look

cry about it fattie

ahhhh uuuuunnfffff MMHAAAAAAAHH

I'm surprised she can even move

Buffs CH and DEX but debuffs INT and END

I MUST COOM NOW
SEXY GIRL ON SCREEN TIME TO COOM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Are you a fag by chance?

bitch is fat

why she so fat

>women

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pee pee hard pee pee happy

+3 resist fire

Cloths are a major cause of co2 emissions, with outfits like in the OP being made mandatory during summer we could help reduce climate change by a lot.

Is this what you want Yea Forums?

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I think you somehow inverted your model's UV alpha channel.

This passes as fashion these days?
What happened to the hilariously large and stupid shit?

underrated post

COOOOOOOOOOMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGG

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Is this the new koombrain maymay? Lol epic, epic for the winnnnnn XD

Anyone who doesn't say CHA is wrong.

Roastie spotted.
Imagine being upset that some women are more attractive than you.

I didn't know Demi-fiend was taking HRT

For a moment I thought it was some slutty fem Demi-Fiend cosplay.

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That cock sock would be too small for me.

True

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It would be even better?

Enjoy your skin cancer.

Well, ya see, women in vidya also don't have that skinnyfat cocaine&cock bloat look about them do they?

too old to be a catwalk model

Unironically yes. Give everybody fantastic clothes.

Isn't that just EVA plug suit?

Reminder

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You can't ban stupid. They just find ways to act even dumber.

You are on Yea Forums, the answer is obvious, why are you even posting this?

Uhm, skin cancer or literally saving the world, which is more important?

>want realism
>want women warriors

Pick one.

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>implying a big floppy dick on a fighting game char wouldn't be the best
If titties are out then cocks should be allowed too, I see no problem here.

white boi cucks

-99 INT on enemies

>Being close to an elephant with musk
She was asking for it.

The gamer posters are bros.
They help us not masturbate by mocking our shitty addiction to porn.
It's working, I unironically haven't masturbated for a week, which is a new record for me.

Why are there so many faggots on this board?

fag

black tape project is so hot, bros

not everyone is a wh*teoid

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Sure. The comedy value of everyone talking seriously while wearing something like this speaks for itself.

Representation matters user. Let all sides have equally.

No amount of cherrypicking will make you able to carry an armor, twiggy motherfucker.
Training makes one able to do things.

>women
>needing any armour besides boots; shoulder pands and a helmet

youtube.com/watch?v=MLctf4o6feQ

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+4 Strength
+4 Stamina

It doesn't give stats, but affects the stats of the opponents.

Pretty sure I read a manga with this premise.

>They help us not masturbate by mocking our shitty addiction to porn.
But i'm into humiliation, it makes me even harder desu.

Post more examples

That's okay since video games are primarily a male hobby. It's predominantly straight white men that play action packed video games. The women are dressed that way because we all know they are not as capable as men on the battlefield. Putting them in the same outfits as men breaks immersion already so you might as well go the whole 9 yards and put her in a skimmpy outfit. Might as well make women look sexy instead of ridiculous. Only gay men and women hate this sort of thing. If you're gay or a woman you shouldn't be gaming to begin with. I don't go into Greek bathhouses and tell faggots to start fucking pussy, so don't come into my space and tell me to not be attracted to women.

I HAVE YOUR BACK TO THE WALL

You are wrong, this is a power up costume, like the suits for super mario.
She can now shoot laser beams

Thanks OP. No one ever has made this joke, you are so clever. I feel like like this is a turning point in human history because the world has never seen anything remotely similar to this. Do you happen to come from an alternate reality where fundamentals laws and concepts are different than ours? Because I can't understand how such an original idea has gone unnoticed for so long.

women should be expected to wear this sort of thing during summer months in the heat

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>Fuck you and your Instagram
Based elephant

that's rough.
just stop touching your dick

seething homo

>ridiculous
That looks rad though.

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women wearing armor is ridiculous in and of itself

Well I mean people already make big floppy dicks on custom SC characters. There clearly is a demand for it.

vocaroo.com/i/s1k5N2N3GV4o

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Imagine being such a low test beta that ejaculating seriously effects your energy and motivation.

Whoever thought that tape could be sexy is a genius. Pic unrelated.

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So how does that tape conceal her nipple bulge?

>implying this doesn't happen for the other sex all the same
Some people just aren't prepared to join the army, user.

Looks good.
And if it works for them then I don't really see the problem.

Uhhh why is her skin so shiny and why is her meat wobbling all over the place?

based coomposter

I know your Feminist Studies professor told you this is a witty counterargument, but it's not. Most of us degenerate enough to enjoy anime tiddy armor would accept this.

>Watch a fashion show
>Women are all flat

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Rediculous? If you think that looks rediculous you're either a fag or a woman.

are you implying OP is "flat"

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Women with big breasts are banned from attending fashion shows

It's hard to really judge slut armour that way when in these same universes you often get "barbarian" armour for men that leaves the entire torso bare.

+300 def
+300 mag. def
(Fire aura)

Best armor in the game. Almost mandatory for PvP.

I wouldn't mind to use that kind of armor if there's a metal sound everytime I teabag the enemy.

You literally can't dress a Male character like the SJW stereotype of a female character. Men simply don't have a body part that is only partially taboo like breasts are. Pecs are family friendly and penis/scrotum are adult only. Male ass maybe, but games have never been shy about that.

Nah dude, that's her branch of sin

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Would be fine if they were just flat, but most are anorexic skeletons.

I feel like these jokes are happening kinda late. These days only games that have bikini armor like this are trashy Korean MMOs and obvious porn games. The times of WoW and other major western releases having this stuff is way in the past.

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you say ridiculous, I say visually appealing, pretty, sexy and aesthetic, you coping fugly tranny.
you hate this because you will never look like that. this is a typical trait of ugly, seething roasties and trannies

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60% chance for male enemies on sight to stop fighting and start cooming uncontrollably, disabling them for the duration of battle
40% chance male enemies get enraged and try to rape you, improving all their stats for sone time, but if the battle does not finishes in X seconds/one minute, they start cooming and are disabled
80% chance for the female enemies to get jealous and get attack chance and damage debuff for the duration of battle
+90 charisma
-20 armor
+3 agility

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The fashion industry is in the hands of women and gay men.

wrong argument; we would not accept this because we aren't fags and will not buy games made by fags

No, but it feels refreshing when you see women with some cleavage instead of being spooky Gucci wearing skeletons

She's not wearing a belt.

this is the future clothing line. cant wait to see how people react to the fat people on this.

kek

Men cant fight if they have a massive uncontrollable erection.

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So it's just like real life?
Very realistic gameplay!

What game?

The only real flaw to this costume is probably that the codpiece shouldn't be a blank chrome, but have some ornate design similar to the pattern of the rest of the costume.

most males videogame characters are already sexualized to the max, women don't want skimpy male outfits (that's just creepy), they want "coolness" and "handsomeness"

I wonder why astronauts aren't simply naked on the space station.
Imagine all the water wasted from having clothes up there and having to wash them.

19.99$

I'm a sick fuck.
I want to put a Tomboy into frilly clothes and make her feel like a woman

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I miss when pic related was accepted and not shunned by prude devs and """journalists"""

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>implying if it was some fat dude the other two soldiers wouldn't just leave him in the dust

fine with me