What do you think she smells like?
What do you think she smells like?
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cheap body spray form bed bath and beyondeth
shag carpet
Like cum since she's a cumrag.
Like a smash bros player
cake
she probably smells like the worst girl
Sweat
Pringles. Like the smell you get when you get to the point with the Salt and Vinegar ones where the salt is making your lips feel weird.
Whyd they fuck her hair up in the timeskip?
Will they still be best friends after this?
Need sauce now
Ash
Didn't know that Ashe could support with Bernie.
Why is she so perfect
smells like best girl
So I'm doing a BL playthrough. Every main mission NPC and major character has been related to either the Kingdom or the Empire. There has been I think one mission involving a group from the Alliance, I think? That may have actually just been a paralogue. I remember Hilda's brother having to stave off Almiryans constantly Not!Warring against him at the border for shits and giggles and then Lorenz has a really faggy looking uncle or something?
But then everything else is just Empire and Kingdom politicking and all the BL kids have tragic history connections to the NPCs that show up.
>Ashe's dad
>Sylvain's brother
>Annette's dad shows up
>Felix's dad shows up
>Mercedes is from the Empire originally and her half-brother is the Death Knight
>Dimitri has a childhood and familial connection with Edelgard and their shared mother was responsible for the Tragedy of Duscur
Where the hell does GD even factor into this story? My friend said that the GD playthrough consisted mainly of Claude reading lore tidbits to him, but all the NPCs and missions were the same, but post-time skip, you get to see more lore stuff and some freaky endgame stuff.
Hell, Lorenz ended up being an Empire presence in the BL playthrough rather than some kind of force from GD.
Boys Love playthrough?
Christ I knew only fujos fucking played this game.
Golden Deer exist just so we don't get another Nohr/Hoshido
GD route is all about the true conspiracy behind the war. On BL you never find out what was really going on and only fight the Slithers in their disguises, instead making it a no nonsense war story battle against the Empire. Empire route is about what was going on behind the scenes in the Empire and Edelgards vendetta against the church.
As a power, the alliance is pretty low key and i think post skip is largely fighting itself, with half of it working for the empire and the other half being led by claude as he tries to unite them, aswell as trying to figure out the secrets of he church which leads into finding out about slitherers.
And yeah, imagine playing bl 1st and thinking the missions were tied to your house since the whole 1st half is bl centric as far as conflicts go outside of i think 3 missions. Then you start another route and its all the same outside of very few pieces of house specific development, part 1 being locked in was probably the worst decision these guys made, specially as you have to do it 3 times over atleast.
>Flayn joins
Great! Time for Lorenz to fuck off
No need to try the others, BL has the best characters and the most based story as well. Play GD to get lore and skip BE forever.
Bernie can support with all the boys worth a damn. She can fuck Seteth even if she wants too
>using the worst healer in the game
I just want to get rid of that cunt Lorenz
Lorenz as a character is based, but he's a shit combat unit for sure
Ignatz and Lorenz have been horrible so far, I want to get rid of them stat.
Like shit.
Pussy juice and sweat
Her support conversations are so fucking boring and cringy
ignatz, like all the other archers needs to go through fighter > brigand to pad out his shitty str starting out
Lorenz is just middling all around and easily rng screwed i find, can make a great mage/dark knight if his magic doesnt get too fucked though
Burning
>DLC still almost two months away, and that one's probably just the cheat DLC
Just fucking tell us if the new content will be part of the main game, or stand alone. I want to do NG+, fuck.
This is overselling the Golden Deer. I went in expecting some big brain Claude plays doing investigations and uncovering conspiracies but he was just fighting a no nonsense war against the empire for 90% of his story. He only does anything against the slithers in the last two missions. He never even finds out jack shit about them on his own Rhea has to lore dump all information after you beat the empire.
Like feet
lavander
Yeah his magic's fucked
Wew lad
Sauce mis amigos
I feel like bernadetta wouldn't wash her panties since she'd be afraid to be seen washing her panties.
Is that a good or bad thing
imagine if when she opened her bedroom to show that flayn isn't in it, if you opened her drawers and looked at all her panties
aww
Depends on how degenerate you are.
Only reason you ever fight the Slithers was because of Hubert finding their base too, so that fucker was carried hard
debate
Hilda definitely shaves.
>Catherine and Shamir
>shaving
Too much work.
Why would Ingrid be hairless?
She was bred to be the perfect wife after all. All the men love her
true knights keep themselves perfectly smooth
Lysithea would be hairless
Mercedes would trim
We both know that Manuela has a huge wild stinky jungle down there
only post timeskip mercedes trims
She is also all about appearances and cleaning.
True knights let it run wild and poke out from their panties a bit
enough people see it that she has to keep it somewhat presentable.
Left or right?
Golden Deer still the best route
smells like an unwashed smelly peasant girl
The fuck do I do with her? She's useless on the battlefield but I like her a lot.
thoughtfully updated
Kill things from five tiles away with deadeye.
Activate personal skill since it adds +5 damage and have her double and quadruple the fuck out enemies with her great speed.
just make her + strength growth classes like brigand , should patch up her iffy growths and give her some useful skills like death blow
Ingrid is bushy!
i saw it, its not that good
Edelgard is my kind of woman
lavender
I don't get it, who's talking here and what's this about a proposal and someone else?
All archers, and really everyone should go through fighter > brigand phase, solid growth increase plus death blow on brigand mastery is too good to pass up. For slower chars if possible peg knights +spd blow is nice to have too.
>edelgard
>not obsessively shaved twice a day
Go and watch Byleth and Mercedes's A support.
She tells him that she likes him and then goes
"I'm just teasing you lmao"
>Healer.
Flayn is my sword master you idiot.
how well does that work out for you?
They don't have any presence in the game. You could completely write them out of the game and nothing would change. Claude doesn't do fucking anything really, even in his own route and that is why he is the worst lord.
Nah. She has a massive bush with the flame crest shave out.
We both know Manuella shaves like its a religion. I mean just look at her outfit. Can't have any surprises slipping out.
Well I am only letting characters do the opposite of what their growths are. Dimitri is my dancer, Ashe is my healer, Felix is only allowed to use stride gambit and I left him as a dark mage but I never let him into combat. Makes the game far more fun when all my characters die in two rounds of combat.
fair enough then, have fun user
>Petra's massive yet hygienic jungle bush
IMAGINE
I wish Byleth had good support spell list so I could go full Support Commander like I did with the Exile in KOTOR 2.
Fresh pussyjuice, because she is masturbating the whole time.
>shaving
>clean
Choose one.
Actually Hilda should shave, it's actually less work to just clean it off instead of carefully trimming.
>Recruit Bernout
>Lose any motivation to do BEs
I might be speaking out my ass but BEs have the least appealing cast by far. I'm doing BLs and I love how it feels like a big family with all the established relationships and GD at least look entertaining.
>The main theme is literally "Lady of Hresvelg"
>The only route that can unlock the 4th route (Rhea's story)
>The only route where you can fight the "True Boss"
>The only route where Byleth can be saved and regain his heartbeat and humanity
>The only route where you can destroy the ancient crests that had ruled the world since time immemorial
>The only route that removes Seiros and Nemesis permanent threat to human race
>The only route where you became the humanity savior that ushers a new era that solely belongs to human race
>The only route where the lord love you regardless of Byleth gender
Edelgard's route is kino and canon.
But she did bad thing!
i would buy a fujos soiled panties
dead serious
Fucken saved.
>one cutscene route
Enjoy your tacked-on waifu fanficition route for what it is worth, c*mbrain
>replay game
>"Hmm, I should try subs this playthrough"
>play game
>get to Bernadetta
>exit game and switch back
I thought her English voice was grating but jesus fuck is her Japanese voice bad.
>S rank sothis
>she just tells you 'lol the crest stone in your heart does nothing now'
>also 'yeah I just willed myself into existence because I can'
What the fuck is this?
why do people like this shit
>7th on the poll
OHNONONONONONONONONO
She's a god, she don't gotta explain shit.
an asspull cause we cant just get rid of a waifu
I want to eat out Ingrid
Yes! Loving this thread!
Keep it coming fellas! don't let it stop!
Now if you'll excuse me...
dorothea pls
>gulp gulp gulp gulp
Ingrid NEEDS to get sold off to a perverted noble and suffer a terrible fate!
>GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP
What sort of money are we talking? Hypothetically speaking.
BE has a pretty good cast, user. Maybe you just don't like how they're a fair bit more gimmicky compared to BL. BL is a lot more tame in the students.
ehehe..........
why foo...... smel........
ahaha cooom gud..
Kinda funny that the BE class is more of a group of misfits than the 'band of misfits' GD is supposed to be.
I blame the males in GD. I think they just needed more than one grounded male student besides Claude.
Based
I want to try something completely out of left field. Any recommendations? I'm already preparing for a Fortress Knight Flayn
yes
I want to buy Ingrid and help her become a knight, and hopefully my wife if she will have me.
GD are only "misfits" in the sense that The Cure worshipping upper-middle class theater students use "misfit".
Commoner only Byleth, purely magic Felix, and cavalier Hubert.
A duscur noble perhaps?
That's my point
mage dedue
>duscur
>noble
Not the word I'd use for them but okay.
>The Cure worshipping
But The Cure is actually good, theatrefags would more circlejerk Panic At The Disco and My Chemical Romance.
>My Chemical Romance.
What year is it, 2008?
What does Marianne's hair smell like?
There was another poll?
>edelgard gets btfo by a loli dragon goddess that can will herself into existence whenever she wants
what's the point in her struggle?
To sate her autism
Gremory Leonie
No, user. Who do you think all these hipster faggots are aping?
t.I was one of them
>and cavalier Hubert
Shit, that sounds fun.
Also fun. I'm about to start a GD run so this would be great. I'm thinking Bishop Raph too.
Horse.
Lavender
>Horse
coom
I somehow doubt the royal highness is all natural
So far playing BE as Edelgard writing fanfiction on how her route would go when Blyeth picks the other routes. It is the only way I can get through this when you know she is the Flame Emporer and you know she is starting a war for all the wrong reasons. I actually had to put the game down when Hubert and her started talking about the assassination plot for Rhea, like they don't know who left that letter there.
Burned flesh.
Are you suggesting that Dimitri shaves down there?
Why not?
Wait if El is the Flame Emperor does that mean she almost got herself killed by the bandits she hired
how soiled are we talking, hypothetically speaking
She's not the brightest villain
she is if byleth mentions liking the bush
Catherine has a freaking bush there!
All according to keikaku
Depends on the price fucknugget
>implying she doesn't get some thirsty boy to do it for her
$50 for well worn and moist
She's trying!
Glorious short hair nun Mercedes > shitty waifubait Mercedes
Prove me wrong faggots
oh wait you can't
I AM FERDINAND VON AEGIR
>not even a week's rent
get fucked
I LOVE my wife Bernadetta! Waking up and thinking about her being happily married and never having to see her dad just makes my day!
>shitty waifubait Mercedes
You mean "hair every dead mom have" Mercedes
>expecting one pair to pay the rent
you need to be realistic here dumb fujo
had this 7/10 neet classmate with unkept hair
desu she smells like mild bo not heavy just enough to have a mild musk sorta like when you dont shower for 3 days
also smells little smokie
too bad shes a thot now
Name a more based and red pilled girl.
Have her marry Ferdinand then, she was originally his fiance so them hooking up is a huge middle finger to her dad
Well, the real middle ages was not a good time for personal hygiene in general, though Japan has always had their baths and springs and whatnot.
Not sure what the situation is at Garreg Mach; you don't even see the bathrooms.
Sent off to either a barbarian Duscur Chieftain or a really seedy noble who runs an underground brothel
Your choice!
what about the dubsteppers?
Why not raped by lesbians since they seem intent on fucking Ingrid?
I'd have to guess it's the sauna in the top left.
It's obviously meant to be functional but the devs must've canned it.
>marrying Annette
Based.
The brothel guy!
its canon that ingrid doesny take care of herself for looks so why would she be shaved
what a fucking chad
Because she had a fiance before he died, so of course she would shave it.
girls in this thread please never shave
Can we all agree 3H has the best OST
I love Marianne!
Dude, they have fucking nukes and live in Tron, what do you think?
Link it.
>Ingrid getting raped by The Boar
Dimitri, doesn't rape, he only engages in gentle lovemaking
Gentle isn't in his vocabulary
fucking awful cause she doesnt eash her poosy
Oh yeah. I wonder if an NPC says it's a sauna at some point and I missed it, because I've heard that before.
user just because he has a savage side doesn't mean he doesn't also have a gentle side
they really should've included more activities in the monastery.
where is my sauna.
In DLC land goy
Marry Marianne!
The location name pops in when you walk close to it. It's possible that the DLC will make use of it.
So how fucking stupid was Maurice to manage to turn himself into a Crest Beast?
Sent to me!
>loose hair
That's a yikes. Her updo is kino both before and after timeskip
In DLC along with the actual end of the BE route
Edelgard doesn’t really have a problem with Sothis, hell she isn’t even really aware of her existence.
Her issue is solely with the institution of the church itself and what it stands for
it's extremely lame how even before the timeskip all you really do with your points is eat ps1 tier looking food with the same lines over and over
Yep pretty much that
You do know his "gentle" usually involves breaking other person's pelvis, right?
This is made by Felix.
Annette is for?
He must have been especially bloodthirsty to have used his Relic enough that even his Crest couldn't protect him from mutating.
Gentle handholding.
Reminder that Catherine gets to fuck this
i was literally just about to post that image, crazy stuff
and no she does not, catherine is too busy taking the BBC (big blaiddyd cock)
I think Marianne with her hair down is cute, but I agree both her hairstyles pre and post time skip are peak.
Any hacks that make the game harder? Like a fixed stat growth mod that also lowers the growths. I don't want to wait for lunatic to play the other routes
So she hates that it stands for peace and helping people? Because that is what it stands for.
Head pats
UHHHH CHECK YOUR CREST PRIVILEGE SHITLORD
Play the game, especially GD/CF
Stability is another word for static and stagnant.
rotting flesh as she burns
What were her final thoughts?
Check the tiny percentage of people who have a crest? Something that is dying out and will probably be gone in a few generations which would fix the problem partially starts a war about all on its own?
I did play GD, playing BE now. How is what I said wrong though?
How are they stagnant? They aren't behind the rest of the world in technology. If anything Slithers are putting it back into stagnation because they stopped Lambert from doing major political reform that wasn't popular in his own country and moving them forward.
>Static and stagnant
>Hanneman literally works down the hall from the pope
>saying play GD in response to user's post
did you even play GD
>Hasn’t beaten all 4 routes
Lmfao, explains a lot
Bare and hairless downstairs!
>3 save slots for one month
but why tho
How was I wrong though? GD gives a better more in depth insight of the church and what they are about than BE does. They aren't fucking saints and do some messed up stuff, but the majority of their work is doing good things.
Not him, but I did that for doing multiple S rank support
Paranoia mostly that a file would get corrupted
the only gripe i have with this is that the portraits are mostly terrifying
how long do the last ~4-5 chapters take on BL if you just skip to the fights
i like the game but god i am ready for it to be over until they drop new difficulties or something
>Get to fight the Slitherers directly in other routes but not the one where it's arguably the most important for their ultimate ideals for Fodlan
Did they run out of time or is this just a shameless sell to you later case
if you dont mind the tedium trying your best to level all your underleveld doods while building unfinished bonds is a decent challenge
else usually a mission takes 30 min to an hour a mission if you're being careful/being autismo thorough
They made a big deal about how you needed the Agarthan's help to fight Rhea, and fighting Rhea is the climactic finale. They wrote themselves into a corner.
The last chapters story of BL is fucking great though? Just take a break and come back to it. Also they took the longest for me and the last chapter is basically them doing everything they can to stop you from just sending Dimitri in to wipe them all out. Just skip the monastery stuff to cut down time. Everyone should be in their end classes anyway, just auto instruct and rest outside of the first say visiting the units to see what they have to say.
It's not uncommon to one up a climax with a bigger finale though, I think it's a missed opportunity and BE only suffers for it.
Edels route is tacked-on and they ran out of time to make you fight the people the entire road hypes you up to fighting
It wasn’t the worst thing she could have done but Rhea’s decisions for the selfish purpose of being able to resurrect her mommy in relative peacetime creates an isolationist worldview for Fodlan that stagnates growth and indirectly fortifies a noble/commoner divide that causes so much suffering the both the immediate cast as well as others across the land
It’s not entirely unreasonable to expect someone who doesn’t have the full perspective of what truly happened to the Nabeateans to see Rhea’s ploy as a way manipulate humanity to their whims, and based on information I won’t elaborate since it’s a spoiler, that is a large part of what drives Edelgard to do what she does in tandem with her backstory
What a fucking shame, I was really enjoying it and then it just abruptly ends
>It’s not entirely unreasonable to expect someone who doesn’t have the full perspective of what truly happened to the Nabeateans to see Rhea’s ploy as a way manipulate humanity to their whims
yeah okay let's lash out at the authoritarian church for keeping the peace, instead of the molemen who dilated your asshole for the past 5 years edelgard
also
>we never figured out what the fuck the western church's problem was, other than that they were REALLY retarded for saying this is seiros' will
BERNIE! YUMMY BERNIE!
so basically both Edelgard and Rhea were in the wrong?
Again, play the game. You’re missing out on a fuckton of context regarding the Empire’s political situation that I’m not going to spoil for you
Yes.
>Dimitri doesn't rape
This is the same guy who fantasizes about murdering a woman and killing random thieves for fun
They’re both flawed tragic figures dealt shitty hands doing what they believe is best yes. I don’t know how the fuck people haven’t caught on to this between whitewashing one or the other to make the other look like LITERALLY HITLER
There's actually implication that Rhea and the central Church are actually against a lot of the crest abuse and nobility acting like shit, though that might just be Seteth being based.
He doesn't do it for fun. He does it to appease the dead.
Seteth is about the most pure dude in the church. Damn shame he doesn’t run the show.
I could tell how bad shit really must’ve been when he’s mortified at what Rhea does both Lee time skip and in CF
Ingrid is so cute I couldn't help but steal her away from BL on my second playthrough
>Saved 3 (3!) times before the branch on BE, because I knew I would muscle memory save over one. 3 hours later I stopped and realized I'd already saved over all of them.
What was the purpose of those bandits anyway?
>You’re missing out on a fuckton of context
lol im not sure how much more context i need to come to the conclusion that
>molemen bad
should come much sooner and more logically than
>church is causing war
Rhea deals with that shit way better than most people would and tries to fix things after humanity really fucked her and her people over. She can't see into the future and predict how humans would develop the crest system and other shit, but that is basically all on them not her. She just sets the church up to make sure people appreciate her mom and to keep peace so this shit doesn't happen again. Other than that she doesn't seem to care what humanity does and let's them rule themselves.
She does some kinda shady shit she fully admits to though. She isn't innocent or anything, but she really isn't bad and is perfectly willing to step down and sacrifice herself for humanity.
Edelgard starting a war on her, while not false information, but missing the biggest fucking pieces of the puzzle info, while trusting the Slithers at their word for things, is worse. I like that she does things and tries to change things, but she is also clearly in the wrong.
Friendly reminder that the girls look cuter pre-timeskip
Either to remove her teacher to replace them with an Empire sympathizer, or more likely an assassination attempt against Claude and Dimitri.
>made a save in the bottom-most save slot right after you choose church branch in BE so I can go back and play it without going through part 1 first
>that existential dread that I'll accidentally fat finger save over it
It takes me half a minute to save each time because I have to become hyper aware of which slot I'm saving in
>the teacher got poof'd
fuck i cant believe that went over my head
claude really threw a fucking wrench in that conspiracy huh
>Lin - Caspar B support
>”hey Lin give me some strategy to fight”
>”its ez. Hit them, and dont get hit”
Is this guy a monhan player?
He isn't doing it for fun user. He really fucking hates doing it since he is so sensitive to this shit. It is easier for him to give into what the he thinks the dead want him to do then stay sane after all the shit he has gone through. Dimitri is also crazy depressed so he probably can't even get it up to rape anyone until he is healed.
Ingrid and Leonie definitely look better post time skip.
And she still get an Empire sympathizer (in her route), or the de facto leader of the other routes (in other routes)
So thats why shes so obsessed over Byleth
spying on apparently
does this still apply if they have a dick?
I want to kiss Bernie. Her skin is so perfect, her hair color and eyes compliment her so well.
>Ingrid
How could you be so wrong user
dimitri has the pass but he would never say it, neither would dedue
mintgrid is a definite downgrade
>Marianne
At least try to make it "realistic"
It's a shame they ruined her hair in the TS.
Mullet is never a correct option.
This is an improvement.
>hating chivalrous knight with appropriate hair for the frontline
She looks like a middle aged lady! She's gonna complain to the manager about that group of Duscur men!
she's a dude she wouldn't be on the frontline anyway so you may as well make her have a good design instead of that
Her hair is perfect
She didn't cut her hair though, its braided and wraps around. I mostly like that her bangs are parted instead of taking half her face.
>all the futa on futa art the artist did
Based
Its Seiba hair. Moderately long and braided
>Rhea
What you say makes sense, but have you considered yuri double-incest?
Its still an improvement over her pre-timeskip hair
im passing out from the stench oooh~
Cool except Fodlan is clearly on the same level technologically as the rest of the world.
Of course, Rhea wouldn't know this because her first move is to execute them rather than interrogate and prod them for information. The church is comically inept at counteracting the Slitherers plans because of this
I hate how recruiting is just luck. Even if you have B support with everyone plus at least a C in the stats they like you still cant always recruit them it just depends on the day
>still missing Ingrid and Annette
>after them I will have stolen everyone but Hubert and Dindu
Is it ever explained why Rhea even bother to stay in Fodlan after beating Nemesis? An entire world to explore and settle down yet she chooses to stay because?
We don't know what the fuck places like Morfis look like, and that's only concerning the immediate surrounding countries
>yet she chooses to stay because?
"what is byleth"
Wait, is Ingrid wearing pants or not, I swear her thighs are bare in my game
>thinking some rando bandit could take her on
No, she was never in danger.
Being unable to cope with the grief of losing her mommy leads her to attempt to pick up the pieces and she thinks manipulating the land she has such influence in is likely to quickest way to do that. She could've easily taken the Macuil/Indech route and just fucked off into seclusion
What did she see?
Mercedes raping Ingrid
>living in fodlan
>underestimating rando bandits
Yes she does people just love to pretent she doesnt
It's going to be DLC.
The only person allowed to rape Ingrid is me
Truly the chaddest of tutorial bandits
The role model for generations to come
Y'all need to learn from the Master.
>Faerghus conquered HALF of Sreng and assimilated the annexed territory as part of the Kingdom
>The Empire launched a successful counter-invasion on BOTH Dagda and Brigid
>Brigid tuned into Empire's vassal and its only heir left, is pressured to marry an Adrestian Citizen for diplomatic purposes tarnishing Brigid's royal bloodline forever
>The Empire fucked up Dagda so bad that Shamir had to leave her own country for Fodlan to work as a mercenary
How is Fodlan isolationist when they're capable of invading foreign countries?
t. Dorothea
Two more bullying Bernie images I can use later. Thanks!
She felt responsible for guiding humans did they wouldn't do something as fucked up ever again.
Can you back up the save file?
All powerful due to his weapon, it is not the case with the prologue bandit.
An experiment that she could have done anywhere if she so chose.
They really aren’t isolationist. Claude is a retard who doesn’t understand Fódlan’s locket exists because his people are violent, pillaging barbarians
Next time I play I’m going to need to take a closer look at her thighs. For science, of course
But he was able to sneak into the holy tomb where Sothis was sleeping and kill her without the weapon, so clearly Grug had some skill
>Doing them all on seperate files
AHAHAHAHA OH NONONO HE'S BEYOND RETARDED AHAHAHAHA
>Rhea caused technology to stagnate
Where did this disinfo come from?
this never made any sense to me
not just the stuff with cyril, but the fact that "nader the undefeated" is a thing when the chad holst blatantly never lost the locket
“Isolationist” still wants to invade other countries and does limited trade/embassy user, see 17-18th century China and Japan
and it was Dagda who started it 1st
Okay what is the deal with Nemesis? Is he literally just a bandit? Why the fuck would you trust and frontload a fucking bandit instead of a homegrown champion of your country's making? They really go out of their way to mention he's just a bandit, am i missing some shit here
Because Nadar runs away instead of ever losing. It is stupid and I still count that as a loss.
>lol im not sure how much more context i need to come to the conclusion that
TWSITD effectively control the Empire from the shadows and Edelgard is basically a living weapon/puppet princess crafted by them to dismantle the church. Opposing them first is not a realistic option so Edel settles for teeth clenched teamwork (albeit even then when they take things too far she gets openly hostile) to take out said mutual foe in the Church and bide time until they can thoroughly wipe them out, starting with Cornelia in Arianrhod
Again, stuck with two shit choices as chooses what they believe is the lesser of the two evils
I would also like to see that
>Just a bandit
My dear user, he is an exceptional Bandit
The idea that the church fucks with technology comes from the church having issues narrative, real world stuff like Galileo coloring peoples ideas, though even real world stuff comes mainly from people not actually knowing history.
Hes semi-groomed by the Slitherers, and pointed toward Sothis’s resting site for some poking
They didnt expect Grug went full power hungry and take Sothis (plus maybe half the dragon population) blood and became immortal. Hell they would rather nuke themselves to release that ... thing into the world
Isolationism and Imperialism aren't mutually exclusive, as seen throughout history
yeah OK judith
we just don't know
for all intents and purposes he's probably the proverbial hobo who won the lottery
>no idea how to manage money
>no idea what to do with all this power other than continue to grug
only in this case the lottery is infinite until his ass gets put in the ground
Way to much infighting to even consider such a thing. Rhea, the Dubsteps and Crest heredity alone are enough keep them at a snail's pace.
Also there's nothing stopping the possibility that similar shit hasn't happened in other distant foreign lands with other Dragons spreading their blood. And those said lands may actually have their shit together because they didn't have a red canyon incident. Part of wants to believe that is what the dlc is, an invading foreign country with the shit together.
Didn't Nemesis manage to conquer and rule Fodlan? I mean Wilhelm allied with Seiros because he wanted what Nemesis had and basically created the empire to challenge Grug.
>destroy the church and start a war on an unprecedented scale is the lesser of the two evils
>murdering someone with common ground and sympathy like dimitri is a sound decision
yeah ok nothing in your spoiler changed my mind or gave me any revelations
t.
Sort of
Basically a symbolized war between the savage horde and the progenitor Kinga to herald the creation of a civilized world ala King Arthur
>thinking edelgard is a retard thotbait for apologists is being a gamer now
yeah ok its like the pot calling the kettle a digger
Agarthans having dubstep cities and dubstep nukes, while everyone else being relatively medieval fantasy.
So with Fodlan being literally Europe, we cant really fit other games into this world, can we?
>molemen who harnessed power from space dragons, one of which has control of time, are the yardstick for up to date technology
you can't be serious
then again if you want to be unreasonable and compare it to irl, 1000 years is a long time to still be using forged armor and blades
To be fair, Edelgard doesn't know about Dimitri's position (partly because her memory got fucked) and it's not like he ever tells her.
despite people constantly throwing the term manakete around
no, i dont see how
>destroy the church and start a war on an unprecedented scale is the lesser of the two evils
Compared to what likely happens if Arundel takes the reins of the empire and slitherfags go unopposed and continue to fester in Fodlan, unironically yes.
In fact if it’s not a prequel I fully expect that to be what the Sirius DLC revolves around
Actual Isolationists don't give a shit about the outside world.
maybe if she took him seriously instead of constantly teleporting out before anyone knows what the fuck is going on
She has to deal with the Slitherers anyway, because she doesn't really do much to oppose them other than seethe because she needs them to fight the church.
If Edel is able to teleport wherever she pleases why can't I use that in battle
She helps you slaughter Kronya and Solon, I wouldn’t say she does NOTHING to oppose them
that's like trying to cite actual communism
obviously they know what actual isolationists are
i dont know but it bothered me greatly how many times
>character just nothing personnel's out
when you can just poof in and out on a whim i just dont know why they thought that was remotely OK
solon essentially gave up living is the only reason he died
its fucking stupid
Solon and Kronya should’ve lived to post time skip and should have been commanders on the Shambala map change my mind
Only when she loves Byleth for teaching her, otherwise you do it yourself.
>kronya realizes shes working with a bunch of backstabbing cunts
>we get a super sekrit S bond
mind changed
you can thank me l8r kid
user Edel loves Byleth regardless of route. That’s the funny part.
>otherwise you do it yourself.
you do half of it
solon does the other half of killing solon and kronya
Was Morfis and Albinea ever mentioned in the game?
on some fuckin exotic fruit and tea blends
Only after letting your Dad get killed. It would have been extremely helpful if she told you that beforehand.
As seeds and battallions I think.
user they sacrifice kronya to kill byleth because she killed your dad, I dont think the slitherers wanted him dead
Literally no one knew that Kronya was going to kill Jeralt in retaliation for derailing their crest expirements on campus. Not even Thales, you can see they’re all visibly annoyed by her in the following cutscene for going offscript
Yes, in the library
>Morfis, the city of illusions of distant past, laid in a sea of sand. Its even on the map
>Morfis seed
>Albiean Carp
So kinda limited, but its there
Edelgard is a well written character
In terms of creating discussions and strong opinions, yeah.
I don't hate her as a character, I hate her as a person.
Relative to FE absolutely. It’s refreshing to have a Lord/antagonist that isn’t a fucking mustache twirler like Validar Garon or Jedah.
Yep.
people wouldn't have such strong conflicting opinions on her if she wasn't, so yeah
Cute and perfect wife material too
Shes the most divisive to date, sure
But being divisive over the actual story and politics is welcomed in my eyes
What's the best way to play the routes? I'll do all of them eventually
Inb4 Edeltard posters
I agree though
Edelgard is not perfect, but the fact that FEfags actually discussing the politics, history, lore, and story of the game says something.
Let me explain something to you virgins.
A girl, as in a real girl, that you're attracted to will secrete pheromones every time she sweats, or breathes, or farts or basically anything. And if you're attracted to her, truly attracted to her, you're going to find that shit the hottest fucking thing you've ever experienced. There are literally no words to describe it. She could be dressed in actual rags, covered in dirt, she could look homeless, she could be ugly, but if you're already attracted to her, then her body odor is going to turn you into a fucking animal. It's like a drug, you can't get enough of it. You could be in a public place and you get a whiff of her and your brain will be screaming at you to push her against a wall and take her. It's like nothing else in this world.
But again, like I said, there has to be some pre-existing attraction, otherwise she'll just smell bad.
Follow these two rules
1.Do not do Church/GF back to back
2. For maximum emotional impact do BE and BL back to back
Stop spreading lies.
eat shit my guy
What's GF?
Maybe do GD > BL > BE?
Black Eagles (Church), Blue Lions, Golden Deer, Black Eagles(Edelgard.
Start with BL or BE, then GD or Church though it shares BE's units, Then the other one of the first choice. If you are still playing then the last route, probably church.
So why are the relics’ names a bunch of random language? We have English, German, Irish, Jewish, ...
How are they named in Japanese?
And then she’ll go and marry an almyran and have a lot of children.
Doesn't Edelgard think Rhea is pretending to be god?
Sorry typo, I meant GD
Edelgard's an athiest. She does try to appease the faithful, but really she thinks religion is dumb.
god no
having played GD first i wish id playd BE first
not least of which because it's the shortest
You do realize she plans to stamp out the faith right?
>tfw going through Deer route first
I'm not cucking myself out of some emotional stuff am I?
Post Sothis butt
CF (crimson flower), another name for actual BE route
GD 1st will make you understand absolutely nothing about the main conflict tho
I did BL - BE - GD -Church. BE - BL - GD - Church works too
Nah she thinks Rhea is the minion of a goddess she made up.
The thing is Sothis actually exists but the only ones who know her name is Rhea/Seteth/Flayn etc. she’s just “the goddess” to everyone else
which is silly
>not seeing the value in a common authority for the nobility and commonfolk
see:what happened to the nabateans
It tends to make you think Edelgard and Dimitri are retarded.
How far are you into it?
Yes you are. BL route is an emotional rollercoaster.
Well, given what happened in her life, I'm not surprised she's faithless.
>cherry picking from the route Edel is objectively at her worst for the sake of argument
play other routes
They seem like fine folk so far
I saved Flayn
Maybe I should restart
>it's rhea's fault the people who fucked rhea over fucked edelgard over
Rhea is locked in a dungeon.
Rhea’s lies surrounding crests lead to the worldstate where something like that can happen to Edelgard (and Lysithea too actually) so unironically yes.
So every route but her own? That's from GD and BL
I didn't say she's right in thinking Rhea is to blame, just that it makes sense as to why she has no faith.
considering the time period the game takes place in they're all all natural
>Maybe I should restart
nah just remember to engage battles with context sensitive characters
i.e. if an enemy is a student engage with byleth
at least once
if an enemy is mythical engage with religious folk like seteth his imouto flayn
Wait till lunatic. Prologue bandit moves and has lots of attack speed when he's out for revenge.
Don't restart unless you are like, two or three chapters in. After that just keep going.
>the molemen who have been around as long as rhea have nothing to do with what happened to edelgard and lysithea
>its the state of society that did edelgard and lysithea
yeah ok whatever you say
yeah i just thought i'd provide input before someone gets the wrong idea
State in my lost where I said the molemen do nothing.
The crest obsession in Fodlan is 100% on Rhea making people believe they’re a divine blessing from the gods rather than being stolen power from genocidal tutorial bandits slaughtering a benevolent race of dragons
>he runs into a surround position easier and gets off his fucking fort
to be fair it might just be easier
GD is a pretty good final route
I mean they are? Then again everyone in this plot is pretty dumb to varying degrees
start the game and choose the house that you like the most. i wouldn't decide beforehand.
It will be, but the guy who wrote it admitted that only Byleth and Petra and survive a round against him.
all i'm saying is
>whatever she came up with the molemen would have done something else
also
>people with crests that are blatantly objectively more powerful than people who don't have crests
sure there are plenty of people in universe that would disagree (leonie~catherine bond)
but at that point you're saying
"people who are different DON'T naturally segregate themselves into cliques
I don't know what rhea's cover up does, other than to provide a strong basis for authority
and to cover up the necromantic rituals she's performing
but
>fuck it when you're the last of a handful of your people that exists, what's 10~12 babies
I wouldn't say they're dumb per se, more that they're mentally unhinged and thus not able to think rationally.
the real question is if its balanced around fresh or NG+
props if they make it adaptive
She really is.
It helps that Three Houses actually has politics, history, and lore to discuss, unlike the barren world of Fates
GD BL BE
Don't play GD before BE because holy fuck Edelgard is really pissing me off.
that jakob~corrin S-bond readaloud at the AGDQ's was pretty great
cringy, but for once on part of the game and not the couch, but props to them for bothering to read it
youtu.be
He also said the thiefs have pass, and the archers have poison strike. Honestly I don't see the statues helping much aside from exp making Lys kill Death Knight again
The only part of the religion that says that crests are divine blessings are also the part that says they can be inherited by jackasses that caused the godess to leave fodlan entirely.
>right before the edelgard mission hilda's like "it would be nice if we didnt have to kill her"
>you can agree with hilda
>suddenly you beat edelgard
>SENSEI YOU MUST KILL ME BECAUSE IM IN YOUR WAY
>edelgard is unarmed and beaten and everything
>if it wasnt for hubert no one wouldve been any wiser about the molemen
shit made no sense
i mean, rushing alert stance just got mandatory is all i'm seeing
Enemies have more hit, hell they have mock battle Edelgard dexterity+4 so dodge tanking won't be as good as just having 50 defense most likely down the line.
Well they worded it so that it sounded like the jackasses were actually good people and only later fell from grace.
>The crest obsession in Fodlan is 100% on Rhea
I know it's not represented in gameplay, but it the story crests give you superpowers, they objectively make you superior to crestlets. Think about how people minmax units in Fateswakening, now imagine your kid could get BOAR strength if you breed right. Crest obsession is inevitable because of the power they give.
She's written like an absolute retard and her route has people constantly sucking up to her becasue she's always, always right.
She's unironically better written in any other route.
Edelgard wants you to kill her beacuse leaving her alive would create the possibility of dissent and rebellion.
It's the exact same logic she uses in CF in that Dimitri has to die. She's consistent in that regard
should elaborate
>byleth straight up kills randolph in BL
>straight up kills fleche before anyone, even caspar, ever finds out who dafuq she is
>kills subdued mage after acquiring the sword of the creator
>bisects edelgard's skull in two
>runs after kronya to kill her despite knowing jack shit
byleth is literally 100% of the problem, because byleth slices first, and asks quesstions later
what the fuck is byleth's problem
Its a blessing that crests cant manifest twice on 1 person naturally, else we would have seen the greatest Bene Genserit eugenic program to create the perfect human
Dimitri kills Edelgard in BL.
STOOOOOOOOOOOP
>can't hide her in the basement or something
let's all be honest she's just young, immature, and not all that creative
it makes sense that someone who comes up with names like flame emperor, BESF, and deth knight would just be a drama queen
The difference is the population revering them would turn into treating them like how Mutants are treated in X-Men, and as we see with Dimitri even the most freakish of crest bearer can be brought down if sufficiently outnumbered
Fuck off with that. The only players deserving of 100% blame are the Argathans. You know damn well Rhea had good intentions too.
burnt popcorn
I dunno why the writers felt like Edelgard must die in every route that isn't hers. I mean fine you can give us the option but still.
yeah but as an aggregate of the routes byleth is fucking insane
it just so happens on BL byleth does the most "kill first"
and to think dimitri gets stabbed over it
not to mention how offputting after dimi is healed
to quote caspar
"wow professor can you believe it? dimitri finally apologized for killing my uncle" what in the fuck
someone tell me its actually dimitri who kills randolph in JP, and its not just the subs bullshitting me
Honestly you should pick the house you like most, it's fine and the story doesn't suddenly suck if you choose a different order of routes
>join me
>ok
>fuck you liar i can feel your anger
digger what
Male Byleth fucking her dad
Rhea herself admits her intentions were selfish as hell my dude. And I’m not saying she’s a villain, but she absolutely is responsible for a lot of the bad shit going on in Fodlan. Just like Edelgard despite how well intentioned and responsible for the fallout of the war she causes
>absolutely is responsible for a lot of the bad shit going on in Fodlan
such as?
>rhea gamers didn't play the game
Why am I not surprised?
Bernadetta's sub support with Lindhart is hilarious, though. I wish I could find it on youtube.
I can't even figure out how to change the voice language. It's not in the options menu.
more like im just wondering what your opinion of "bad shit" is
for all i know you think the crest system is one but if you actually count that then feel free to discard your opinion
Read the fucking thread/play the game
but it is?
>can't put their reasons in words
lmao ditto to you digger
>t. didn't play the game
After what uncle Thales did to her, locking El in a basement is one of the worst possible thing you could do.
read his previous post user
Sorry I don’t feeling repeating obvious shit that has already been stated to an illiterate trogdolyte
What she apoligizes for is the Homunculi and lying about history to manipulate Fodland into being peaceful. She also feels like she caused the war with her actions and steps down for that.
Blyeth killed Randolph because Dimitri was literally going to torture them to death and they didn't want him to do that. In that case it isn't what you are accusing them of. It is also a bit of irony that I think fits that Fleche thinks Dimitri killed her brother, when he didn't. Dimitri doesn't know who's sister she was, I think the point was more that he has killed so many people that it could have been anyone.
I never recruited Casper in my BL run so I don't know about that. Casper didn't give a fuck when they died in GD though.
I did not see any option to change the voice language.
Ok not a literal basement but im just saying just because she thinks she needs to die, doesn't mean she's right
you're right, rhea should have taken the moral high ground and slaughtered nemesis' followers or castrated them all, instead of letting them spill their seed lol
what an evil cunt that rhea
totally that one thing counts as
"alotta the bad shit"
dumb cunts
Cigarettes
>Blyeth killed Randolph because Dimitri was literally going to torture them to death and they didn't want him to do that.
i mean objectively what happens then:
>guy who fetishizes torture
vs
>guy/gal who commits murder
>Casper didn't give a fuck when they died in GD though.
you're not wrong
his asnwer is still "i didnt really know him so dont feel too bad about it professor"
but that doesnt stop dimitri from being apologetic
>you're right, rhea should have taken the moral high ground and slaughtered nemesis' followers
user she LITERALLY does that. She just doesn’t slaughter their descendants as well. Holy fuck as if you couldn’t make it more obvious you cannot fucking read or didn’t play the game
She can't sadly
I love Ashe!
ok then
>she shouldve taken the moral high ground and slaughtered their descendants as well
basically you're saying the fact that she let them live is the reason the bad shit happened, but instead she chose to let them live, and even made up some bullshit to let them keep their honor, instead of saying "these people ripped my mom's spine out and used it as a sword, the sick fucks"
whatever opinion you've formed, it's pretty fucking retarded if you think it's rhea's fault as the basis for "alotta bad shit"
I don't think Dimitri fetishizes torture. He is just following what the ghosts in his head want him to do, he himself wants the ghosts to go the fuck away.
>First Death Knight encounter
>"Okay I need to plan this out very carefully, and knock him out in one turn from all sides"
>Dmitri walks over and knocks him the fuck out in one hit
BOAR MEMES
>I don't think Dimitri fetishizes torture.
the VA's delivery while dimitri deliberates what to do to him suggests otherwise
Based
>Church ends with an immortal Alien-God oppressing Fodlan, 2 if you S rank Rhea
>Deer ends the same way
>Lions ends with the Alien running the deep state
>Eagles is the only route where humans win
It's crazy how many people are against the only ending where we actually beat the aliens.
these are anime girls, how can we even be sure they grow body hair?
See Not even arguing that Rhea is a villain, but the fallout of her actions are a big part of what leads Fodlan into what happens in the game, and ultimately she has to take responsibility for that (which she does!)
It's just asinine to think they she did nothing wrong when she herself doesn't even believe that
I want a fanart of Ingrid, Mercedes, Dorothea and Annette having fun with makeup together.
Dimitri's VA did a really good job. He sounds genuinely disturbing when he's in his emo phase. Everyone hypes up Claude's VA, but Dimitri's VA is way better.
headcannons and commissions to your favorite artists
from what i heard from people before i got my hands on it i thought it would just be Genos flashbacks
>constantly says sensei
thankfully there's a ton of nuance towards soemone barely keeping back their bloodlust pretimeskip
cant believe retards said he was the most boring person in his roster pretimeskip
Because he is super broken and has lost himself in his crazy side because being a monster is easier for him to deal with than accepting his current reality.
Dimitri's VA is so fucking good, I was amazed at how well he sells all his lines.
That's mostly from people judging him from the promotions where he comes across a typical noble.
I kinda wish we saw punished Dimitri commit more atrocities so his redemption is that much more greater.
i'm not defending it or placing any judgement
just saying there's a blatant difference between dimitri saying what he's GOING to do, and byleth straight up slicing the man
see: the robocop remake where michael keaton ENTERTAINS the thought of shooting the family, but never fucking does it
this
fighting your way out after being wrongly accused and slaughtering the soldiers of an enemy faction are all fairly tame
The difference is that we know Dimitri was tearing empire soldiers and bandits apart so badly they thought it was wild animal attacks. We know he would do it and Randolf would absolutely pick the quick death over Dimitri's torture.
It'd be cool if there was a mission where we torch the Adrestrian countryside with Dimitri and his 'justification' for the innocents such a campaign would kill is that 'they're just baby rats, they need to be kill as well'.
>be randolph
>lead an invasion force that attempts to subjugate two nations along with any followers of the church
>someone fights back and kills your troops
>"you monster how could you do this i only did all this for my family you wouldn't understand"
Aside from the torture, Dimitri was right in their argument.
She reminds me of someone I know
dude was just following orders, i'm not judging dimitri but he went a little far
Why can't she put up a proper argument when Dimitri tells her to go fuck herself?
like an incel
if anyone deserves a punished arc
it's rhea but unfortunately such a story might have out-of-place combat if any
1st pass GD i thought damn
"behead those who insult sothis"
catherine and rhea are some jihadists
but no, i daresay its all fairly "tame" or fair whatever rhea does
after all if you consider the western church's bullshit
>claiming to know what seiros' will is
it's easy to see why she was all "kill those assholes"
yeah but again you'd think an army on the back foot would at least see the value in interrogating a motherfucking general
so what if he loses an eye or an arm, dimitri said he'd keep him alive
I think this is a pretty convincing argument
her dialogue, logic, and childish ideas of what sounds cool all consistently coalesce to form a personality that never got to grow up in a civil and sophisticated environment
subtle, but consistent
>just following orders
Based and nazi pilled
>Claude is so irrelevant to the overall plot you can literally remove him from the route entirely and it still works perfectly fine via Church.
What the fuck were they thinking. I thought I was getting romance of the three kingdoms but it’s really just Edel and Dimitri fighting with Claude doing nothing then fucking off to Almyra
That line got TREEHOUSED because Treehouse are infested with otomefags, in Japanese the line is almost completely different.
look at eric lensher here
This is why Claude is based. Doesnt concern himself with EdelMitri's contrived-ass conflict
literally true only if you don't play GD
he's got some massive clout to the outcome of fodlan in GD
what's consistent to his personality (probably even linnhardts') is that he handles the war with as little empathy as possible less emotionally driven, more aspirationally driven
>Being an irrelevant shitskin with no agency over the plot as a whole is """""based""""""
The absolute STATE of Claudefags
Do you really want the third route to be somehow getting Edel and Dimitri together to fight an unseen enemy that they're too retarded to see?
claude is unironically the 2nd most boring personality in his cast post-timeskip
after ignatz ofc
else he's got the best of the lord classes
the best C-rank battalion
a really cool close-counter animation on foot
and the worst facial hair post timeskip ive ever seen
I feel like that wasn't the single retarded thing about fates
what was retarded about fates was that everything coalesced to make one hideous mess
not least of which is the way time control works
>oh let me just deposit my son or daughter in a pocket dimension
>who the fuck even knows what the xenologue narrative is about
>awakening characters being transported in itime and space to and assuming new names, to hide their identity, even though if you're from another time and universe there's no fucking reason to assume new identities to hide your old fucking identities
i mean seriously what the flying fuck?
Do you lose the item you put on sale online completely? Or it return to you later?
And people, pls just put recon traing at the recon spot. Aint nobody got time for a full search
Child mechanics should have stayed in Awakening, it was hella contrived in Fates and was only a detriment to the narrative .
Now that 3H has proven they can make an engaging narrative/support setup without it I think this won’t be an issue going forward
You lose it, but if you make 2 sales you can make profit from just selling something you just bought.
Felix is the best boy. Thank you for your time.
or just keep children to timeskips
you know, like fucking awakening
and don't do them if you can't be bothered to make non-generic dialogue
they look like phineas and doofenshmirtz
...
Fish Girl
>a girl will never look at you like this
good
because last i checked people go to prison for that
Lorenzlets
Gross. Give him Thyrsus and he gets Aegis AND Pavise
Dark Knight
>Magic + 2
>Lance Prowess
>Fiendish Blow
>Lifetaker
>Poison Strike
And use Frozen Lances.
Behold the most interesting tank unit in the series. He and Ferdinand.
So basically Sylvain?
only if you're ugly
You fucking idiots.
You memed me into thinking classic and hard wasn’t that challenging. The first mock battle took me 5 retries, the second battle with the bandits just took me 20 turns and 3 divine pulses. What the fuck
The first few chapters are the hardest I think, then it is just easy.
Claude is the Sun Quan of TH, in that he's shit.
Not our fault you are a retard at SRPGs.
Ah so that’s what happens after that A+ support
sothis got a few feet worth of pubes desu
nothing in the game is hard thanks to the new forecast system
a good 60%~70% of my time is spent in the deployment phase or resetting because i fucking forgot to buy some chest keys for my fliers or something
mechanics like battalions and terrain more than compensate for early game weaknesses
Cool but you could just use a good unit instead
Sounds like you're the fucking idiot here user
>Please go to my shitty thread
>You fucking idiots.
We're assholes, not idiots
>You memed me into thinking classic and hard wasn’t that challenging.
Compared to the previous games on hard, its actually easier partially due to the fact that divine pulse exists.
Even in GD it’s honestly Corrin-esque how the narrative bends over backwards to let him actually accomplish shit
The first chapter before you get battalions and can start training your students is more of what I mean as hard.
To be fair those early battles are the hardest in the game because the game locks you into a tutorial and you aren’t allowed to build your students into full blown motherfuckers yet.
not to mention to the game's credit i don't think they've ever provided so much numerical information before
and like i said thanks to combat forecasts there's no reason you shouldn't be walking into something you're not prepared for
not to mention combat arts are great for underperforming units
Even barring the fact that shes one of two people actually able to use rescue, fortify can basically heal your entire army cross map in 1 cast, so the lack of physic is fine. Manuela is a far worse healer
>use fortify
>full heal entire roster of half health B-team dudes im grinding bonds for
>mercedes gains 1/3rd of a level at level 33
what a spell
To be fair 5 years is a long time to make things happen