You can climb mountains in the game

>shadman.webm

It's crazy to see that the "unaccompanied annoying child running around and annoying everyone until they inevitably fall and hurt themselves before running back to their mother screaming" is universal and not just something we humans have to deal with.

It's interesting and humbling to learn all our similarities.

he's a big guy

what the fuck is happening

For mooo

jesus fucking christ

>boss is immune to status effects

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Fake and nigpilled

>Boss is immune to elemental damage

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youtube.com/watch?v=xRrrfSIgfKI
>Tonight we dine in hell!

Indeed

lel

TW3 did this pretty well

>hidden skill check

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The only winner here is the cliff

>when your last save is you having 1% hp and enemies are already halfway with their attack animation

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Lol

Just like in my jewish mythology.

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>OMG ANIMAAAAAAAAALS

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Dumb quicksave scummer

nothing personell

>boss fight only gets triggered if your party has a special item

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Hope a shitty boar was worth a bunch of trained hunting dogs

KARA BOGA

>that joker smile

What did they expect?

BASED

Trained for what? Flying?

TRUNK'D

>Boss can be defeated by diplomacy

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>(124)

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It was a deer. You can see at least one dog walking after the fall.

why ?

*cracks open a bear*

>Declawing a bear so you can take foto's with it
why do people do this?

The bear is very clearly not declawed.

I dont think those 10cm claws are cut

rekt

Hunting with dogs, animal makes last stand at the edge of a high cliff

>NPCs can protect you

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>enemies can steal your equipment

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>game plays tricks on the player

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>your kid has to die in the begining so your character has development progress
Literally the worst moment of The Last of Us, the game David Cages you in the house until it decised it's a good time to move and then pulls a woman in refrigerator with a child for the sake of Joel's characterisation and to trick the audience into liking Ellie when she shows up.
And mister Neil "No fun allowed" Druckmann prides himself to be so progressive while slipping into these horrible clichés.
I'm shocked noone talks more about this.

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>game has established
>enemies can spawn in safe zone at certain points in the game

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>game has body sliders

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it really is for casuals though

Based wrecking the pajeets

peepoHappy

very based

It looks like the dogs survived even, must've been a soft landing.

>enemies can attack you when you are in a menu

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Pretty cool vid

Nigger

>game lets you change classes mid-round

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>when u spawn too many npcs

Can't you just slice open the snake and get your buddy back ? Assuming it's recent and it's not digested yet.

>kill boss
>die of DoT
>have to kill boss again

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>enemies have special execution animation
>you can only stand and watch until it's over

this is fake and gay, human shoulders are too wide compared to the rest of their bodies and snakes cant get past them.
This shit is common knowledge

The snake probably treated the guy as prey and suffocated him before consumption. Dude was long dead before the python finished swallowing him.

>doubt

waterboys stick together

He probably hates flashes and knows those are the cause

top lel

This is what happens when you give an obese amateur hunter with money a dozen hunting dogs and push them towards a cliff.

they didn't fly so good

>you can provoke the boss and leave the stage

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top fuckin kek at that filename

>enemy makes you question your morals

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>Game forces stealth section in a game that's not build for stealth

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>very visible gigantic claws
>declawed
what the fuck did you think those were

Cows are just grass dogs but it won't stop me from eating them

damn she wan sum dikk

It wasn't till he saw its left side till he was fully convinced it was a tiger?

synthol

What the fuck did she expect?

Women are generally incapable of comprehending the concept of their actions having consequences.
Sadly for her horses are incapable of whiteknighting.

This seemed pretty awful until I noticed the ground is within the frame of the video and only about 20 feet down. It's also covered in pretty thick grass and you can see one of the dogs land and walk away so none of them probably died.

I think the ones the stag landed on at the end got a wee bit hurt.

it is, look at the size of even the largest snakes heads, they cant stretch wide enough to fit over Human shoulders.
This is a thing you learn in primary school field trips to the Zoo

They can also break bones so nothing's stopping it from popping your collarbones so you fit well.

It depends on the person. If you are buff, it might be a problem for the snake, but a Reticulated Python can swallow humans

>tiger
Read the filename idiot

Not a bear expert, but I'm pretty sure that just a swing of its arm is enough to send you sleeping.

>game has a skydiving level

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>loads of them are all fine at the bottom off the cliff
wtf

I'd be subservient to and worship this motherfucker too. How many asses do you think he slaps in bars?

>Japanese benches.

Sick fucks. Reminder that psychopaths rise to the top in this diseased world.

>BWAAAAAW DON'T THROW THE DOGGIE, DON'T HURT THE PUPPER, DONT DO ANY HARM TO THE FLUFFY BOI!

Fuck dog, cat are superior. I'm glad this dumb dog died.

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shit son this is painful to watch
poor guin

moos are the best

From what I read that shit leaking on the side of it's face is some gland over producing some chemical which makes elephants more hostile towards everyone including other elephants.
You don't want to be near an elephant if that shit is leaking down it's face like that.

She's watched too many movies, and probably thought the horse was going to bolt.

They always constrict their prey to death before they swallow it.

>SCAR! HELP ME, BROTHER!

Are those police? If so, are police horses the same as dogs, like they're considered officers, so striking on is like striking an officer?

Yes. There was some chick who punched a police horse a while back and got charged. It's was memed a put, since the horde was white.

lol stupid cat

>It's was memed a put, since the horde was white.

Nice way to break spine and become paralyzed for the rest of life

Indian men are miniscule.

Its musth. Testosterone levels of bulls are skyrocketing up to 100x of normal level. And they only want to fuck and kill

Nice one phoneposter, have some gore

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Never go near an elephant undergoing musth. The testosterone levels in their bodies are 60 to 140 times higher than normal. They become extremely unpredictable and violent without any apparent provocation.

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Based thot destroyer.

>That rapeface

its a buffalo, Indian worship cows

>the NPC escorting you can lead you to the bad end

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that guy has seen some shit

holy fucking chad

Yeah well with an ass that wide you'd have a hard time wiping too.

All you need is one (1) BLACK bvll.

>enemies can be taunted

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HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD

water buffalo is basically a cow.

kek elephants are so based

YOU ANIMAL

>Testosterone levels of bulls are skyrocketing up to 100x of normal level. And they only want to fuck and kill
elephants are the most alpha animals in the fucking kingdom.

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>enemies can't defend against entire weapons class

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There actually was a gang of young adult males in a park in Africa who were constantly in musth. Apparently they grew up without a father figure (too big to transport) and they were just constantly horny and angry, and they actually killed and/or raped 10% of the rhino population in the park. It didnt stop until they finally asked the airforce for a chinook to transport a fully grown bull elephant. When these delinquent youths (analogues to inner city niggers, obviously) saw the elephant, they tried to challenge/attack him because their brains were clouded with testosterone. The adult bull elephant apparently hit them so fucking hard that they snapped out of musth and the attacks stopped afterwards.

movinggiants.org/stories/the-delinquents
The adult in question is called Amarula, they named a liquer after him.

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>HURR DURR LOOK AT ME I'M A HUMAN
>that's you, that's what you sound like

doggos of the sea

>enemies can squeeze triggers even after chopping their hand off

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>they were just constantly horny and angry
sounds like Yea Forums

I could go for a coke.

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>LONG LIVE THE KING

What the FUCK is that fish? That shit is nuts.

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lmao why does he turn into a chinaman when he falls into the water

>testing new emote drop

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>those eyes
when you're so angry that even death can't stop you

>Well, guess this is it then

Is there a citation for the potential raping part?

>My average experience playing a flight sim.

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>Enemies can mutate

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>Nintendo online service benefits

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>bear sleeping with a bear

>like I give a fuck

The new pokemon are just ridiculous now.

>bench is designed so 6 people can stand on it and jump up and down
>thinks he can break it
yikes

It says so in the article:
>“Rebuffed by older elephant cows, some teenage bulls have taken to mating with the white rhinoceros, the largest available pachyderm around. Several rhinos have been killed in the process."

>Amarula wasted no time and hit the younger elephant so hard in the stomach that he flew several feet up into the air

Based Amarula

That's like something you'd see in Fallout. The fuck am I looking at?

How does this even happen? They look so cute when they are young.

>map out of date
>rebuilding

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>Amarula is the father figure Yea Forums and blacks needs

>Kill enemy.
>Someone else takes all the loot.

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Damascus Goat

nature is so brutal. living in civilization is comparatively nice

what the fuck is that

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That's quite an ugly creature. It even looks like it has a human head in it's mouth.

>Game is too long

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obviously it can spawn there light level looks well below 7

Lab meat soon, and this whole point becomes moo

mama bear cuddling baby bear :)

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gigacuck

>Who cares about a lynx. I have to take care of my castle in Minecraft

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>Muhammad's son

I mean... that's an aluminum can that's not even 1mm thick and needs the internal pressure of the liquid to keep its shape...

That's what comes from watching too much wrestling and not realizing all the set pieces are flimsy, pre-cut props.

>that retard playing ROBLOX of all things instead of checking out the huge cat

did he club it later?

I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO

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parasite eve

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

The club wouldn't let the seal in.

real life screamers

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It's also clearly a full can you retard.

i am sworn to carry your burdens

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Kung-Fo Panda's American Cousin.

lynx is portable they said...

>optional boss that ignores you until you attack it

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If you could fit your mouth around the can you could do the exact same thing the fish did

what a kill stealer.

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PRÖÖÖÖÖHHHHH

best thread on Yea Forums

That's an angry fucking creature

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You know, I really wonder what goes through the mind of these people.
>Here's a wild animal in front of me
>lol i'm gonna kick it
>what's the worst that ca-
>ohshitohshitohAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>brown
Jesus christ, why would you ever get that close.

If you can do that with your head chopped off, props to you.

are they performing a ressurection ritual?

Necroturkeymancy is a long lost art.

you realize it's not about pressure generated from jaw muscles but what it does after being beheaded, you massive autist?

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>early boss becomes a generic enemy that you easily defeat

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tacgnol

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nigga do you not know what claws are?

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>why does a cat squint his eyes
have you never seen a cat before

>/van/ thread
based

>you massive autist?
haha o wow.

>enemies can cooperatively channel to perform powerful spells

> wtf mate
> focking hell

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>DO YOU THINK THIS IS THE FACE OF MERCY?!

dont know why but it hurts my feeling

poor boy, he almost did it

youtube.com/watch?v=dgr3J-CLJFw

>the dogs whincing when they hit the ground

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>The camera just starts ramming into the tree after the bear charges
Did it start raping him doggystyle or something

very nice

> that musth

he is not friendly at all here

Jesus Christ

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Imagine just being a rhino in a park and a pack of angry, horny teenage elephants come and rape you and your friends to death.

longlynx

only a woman can do this