I'M

it's the same shitposting clique's third try after yellow spam and gamer

>This "coom" meme is really bad and forced
It's because they censored the c*mbrain one, so a bootleg one was created instead.

BLUE

if sneed can catch on then anything will with these fucking idiots

People are saying coomer is anti-fap? That's not the vibe I was getting

Can’t these niggers fuck off and die already?

Although it seems to have killed have sex posting. Also have______sex

The meme exist because we can't say cum+brain now.

>tfw coomed too much and cant get hard to anything anymore
Am I finally free guys?

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This meme has honestly been one of the funniest things I've seen on this shit board in a while

>Although it seems to have killed have sex posting
based if true

People take everything too seriously, just gotta relax and enjoy yourself sometimes instead of getting upset someone posted a new wojack with a new memeword. Especially on a board as fucking horrific as Yea Forums of all places. I really don't know what people expect out of here.

>implying knowing about politics is a good thing

A GOOFY GOOBER

>tfw 24 year old ascended coomer
I don't even jack off anymore, I just take a quick nap in bed and lucid dream.

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what did she eat?

coomer looks like asmongold

quick reminder:
these are made by seething trannies because they can't cum anymore after they cut of their dicks

hasn't coomer been around longer?

user

I like the coomer. Its a funny and relatable way to keep me on the path of nofap. I relapse every month or two but i stay clean outside of that. Frens, dont be a spooge brain. Dont be addicted to porn. Its what (((the man))) wants, so youre weak and have brain fog. It sounds really hard but after week 2-3 you will feel a change, even if its placebo, and you will make an active effort to fuck a real roastie which is much better than your hand

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I have never masturbated

Sneed shouldn't have caught on though because it's not fucking funny. And yes, I get the joke, it's unfunny as all shit, but it's so unbelievably forced.

sneed

But have sex is great. It's pretty much Abe propaganda.

NTR

chuck

I'M A COOMY COOMER, YEAH!
YOU'RE A COOMY COOMER, YEAH!
WE'RE ALL COOMY COOMERS, YEAH!
COOMY, COOMY, COOMER, COOMER, YEAH!

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>modern day eunuchs shitpost on Yea Forums
oh nonono

It is once you stop having the mentality of a child and interact with adults in your life.
God manchildren are pathetic.

vocaroo.com/i/s1k5N2N3GV4o

Literally why? This is some "orange you glad I didn't say banana"-tier shit

>seething cumtards itt

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You ate bugs in school

>interact with left wingers or right wingers or centrists
no thanks

What are you a pervert

Me 6 years ago. Started after $900 of treasured vidya got stolen, from being tempted by an "adult dating" spam email. Everything's been worse since then, including becoming a NEET since 2015
>age 28

But i like masturbating.

CUUUUUUUM

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>U
not how it works

What the fuck does that even mean?

CUMMMING

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>U
not how it works

I don't understand this meme. We can't even jerk off now? Is this alt-right's doing again? Can't you guys just go back back to being nazis and pedophiles?

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I hate wojaks in general but this one along with the pink one gets a pass.

IM
COOOOOOOOMING

post more

@lmaoing at your life I started masturbating at, like, 1. I didn't even know what I was doing tho.

either you're a geek or a beta

COOM FOR ME COOM-CHAN~

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see

Is the government launching a psy-op? (((Somebody))) seems desperate to launch an anti wank sentiment. Considering their circumcision fetish to curb fapping, I suppose its natural.

I cum daily and have a gf
dont care about nofappers and I dab on them

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We all do. But you will like the feeling that you can control yourself and your cumshots even more than masturbating. The feeling of not using porn and having a booty call available is infinitely better than your favorite porn vid

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>almost lasted a month of nofap
please bros............. please tell me i'm gonna make it................

!!!

>inb4 doglick.webm

I was touching my penis when I was 4yrs old
I will coom for as long as I am able

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