What is Yea Forums's opinion on gnomes, goblins, halflings, dwarves, and other races of short stature?
What is Yea Forums's opinion on gnomes, goblins, halflings, dwarves, and other races of short stature?
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Yea Forums hates them but would still fuck
titfuck
world of warcraft has such shit art
Dwarves are based, gnomes are gay.
Can love bloom between a human and a cute femgnome?
This.
The game is so much fun but I can't get over how retarded the artstyle is.
>basically short humans
gay
>goblins, kobolds
based
I like them a lot. I wish I was a female one.
standing blowjobs
Do you though? Walking anywhere would probably be extremely painful
>too short for standing blowjobs
Gnomes and goblins do not suit my purposes.
Halflings and dwarves are cool though.
Goblin girls are kino.
female Shortstacks in general are cuties but Goblin girls are top tier.
I want to fuck them.
Why do you say that?
Why do wow kobolds look like mouse people? Saw some in the a mine near stormtownville, and was surprised they weren't lizards.
Why did they feel the need to reinvent them again? They are disgusting looking, or maybe that's just wow in general what they were going for?
They're based on the old concepts of kobolds, the dog-like ones you might also see in anime. Lizard-bolds are actually a fairly recent re-imagining from D&D's 3rd edition in 2000, to tie them in with dragons instead of goblinoids.
For you
FPBP
If we're talking WoW:
>female goblins: Would berry so hard
>all those others: avoid
I miss Tink.
Goblins are great, screw you.
God I wish that was me
>Goblins are great, screw you.
That's what I said.
>being this new
I want to marry and impregnate a Gnome.
Oh, I misread it. I thought you said gnomes. That being said, gnomes are great too, so still screw you.
give me tauren loli
>tfw Sassy Hardwrench is a really fun character that got me into WoW
>She will never be refrenced in a book, a new expansion or whatever.
Daily reminder that if you breed shortstacks, you will produce manlets. Don't do it!
lmao are you 5'6"? How fucking short are you to be getting a standing bj from a fucking gnome dude
Goblin CHADS report in
woah, I feel like deja vue...
Yeah but you'd take a world with goblins and no gnomes over a world of gnomes and no goblins if you were forced to choose one so screw you.
how about dwarves?
With or without the ladybeard?
I've just been in this place before
I wish I was a Dark Iron lady
And ironically enough I don't think they put out any half decent Goblin themed merch which is a damn shame.
lol short people
>That specific Dark Iron dwarf art?
Hell yes.
>How they would actually do a Dark Iron dwarf female in a video game?
Hell no.
yes yes it could always have been done sexier
then again people managed to get off to the classic wow models
I don't think they look so bad in game.
Man I wish there were more classes so I could justify making a character for every race and allied race...
>tfw Horde so no Gnome gf
>tfw Classic so no Goblin gf
I wish to be one
Me too.
I get turned on by the idea of becoming a girl (of any race really) and having to show my family what I've become
Ruined, should have kept the dick
Me too. I've leveled every allied race but Kul Tiran so far to 110 (and working on that one too), but I'm struggling to find what classes to make them without replacing the ones I really like.
Weimar was actually pretty tame
It's tough! I haven't played since two months after BfA released but part of why I quit was just that my autism wants at least one character of each race, but I also really want characters I plan on playing to be a race I really like more.
Does this image exist anywhere outside of Yea Forums?
>top left
With KT and Zandalari I'm kind of stuck. I feel like I've run out of classes since I have an attachment to a few of my old characters and the ones I didn't have already been replaced by the other allied races. I started a KT druid, then decided I'd maybe rather have Zandalari druid instead and got that to 110 first. If either of them could be warlock then that would probably be my choice, but no such luck.
I'm sorry user, I would just start doubling up on classes. Maybe a character per spec at this point?
I wish we got thin Kul Tirans. Would have made my choice easy. Even reserved the name Rincewind on my server just on the off chance it actually happened.
i play a gnome female warlock and i let any big strong adventurer i come across have his way with us
I greatly enjoy ERPing as a Goblin girl filthmonger, just no shame get coin full whore. Emphasis on the filth part
love me asuras
I don't suppose you play on Discord with that stuff do you?
Begone ratfucker
bud why
>Never played Paladin because on Horde you can only pick Blood Elf or Tauren
>then Zandalari Troll Paladins happened and became playable
Now I understand what everyone means with the wheelchair class.
>Suicide Girls Jemma
Dwarfs can be cute
Same but Priest instead
Silence thyself and leave this place
Got two of them on my D&D party.
They're very efficient.
The halfling is a moon druid and turns into some pretty strong beasts during combat.
...as they say.
What's the problem though? I won't be obnoxious about it if that's what's wrong
I want to use your gobbo slut as a living toilet and dumping place for logs as thick as Draenei thighs.
>what is wrong with fucking rats
D-discord?
Cry more Queen Jenna, all your menfolk belong to the Rat and the Cat.
What's wrong with fucking something that's more intelligent than a human?
>picks shitter faction
>gets shitted on
as it should be
PLEASE respond.
We need more
You first thirstlord I'm at work at the mo
tenn#8936
Played orc in retail, playing gnome in classic. Better than playing human or night elf with the rest of the try hard aesthetic fags
Still worth it
Shortstacks are best when they’re giant
There a plenty of redblooded Ascalonian Men who will never stoop so low as to fuck a cat
IM FROM TIRISFAL GLADES AND I SAY KILL EM ALL
>What is Yea Forums's opinion on gnomes
Which Gnomes are you talking about? Because personally i find Gnomes from Pantheon to be a pretty cool race while I find Gnomes from Warcraft to be lack luster and just plain uncreative.
>and other races of short stature?
Short races can be a great race to play as you can lock certain content behind a height limit. Plus since the race is short you're always going to have a combat benefit to being short due to your hitbox being shorter and smaller then the others.
FUCK GNOMES AND FUCK GNOME APOLOGISTS
I love them!
I'd fuck one like your pic related once just to experience the feel.
But nothing will beat Elves for me.
I M A G I N E
yes fren
Then you know how the world feels about anime.
I just want water gobbos, not those ugly little fox shits. It just doesn't make sense to include vulpera into the horde, even with the fanfic-tier shit blizzard has been pulling.
Gross
They're cool.
was it ever explained why their eyes (and hair) are glowing like lava?
Something to do with being slaves to Ragnaros, I'm pretty sure.
Yordles
The best thing to come out of league
I’M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOM
God i want to fuck a yordle
I want to pick up and hug a yordle
Imagine sucking on those fat milkers
What does Yordle milk taste like?
Blueberry?
Cute
i wanna bang a goblin
I wish to bang one of every tiny race from every game.
Even the chua?
Don't get me started on the chua
GIB DICCC
I like Asura, they look like they pump out high-quality offspring like Gnomes, but also produce multiple kids in one pregnancy like Goblins
This is probably unironically what Granblue Fantasy's draphs look like inside
Aren't they really baby-crazy or something?
now I understand what gamer means
>dwarves
The best
>goblins
Also good
>gnomes
They’re fine. Their neon colored hair is stupid but the concept of gnomes doesn’t bother me. Not sure why people dislike them so much but then again I’m not well versed in Warcraft lore.
basically one of warwick's pastas
Magic
god i wish that were me
Are there any mods to get the game to look like OP?
>baby crazy short stack race
Ok what the fuck is a draph and what franchise are they from
What you just described gave me a huge erection
I fucking love Warcraft goblins and am unironically thinking of writing more smut about them fucking humans
You want your game to look like a fat faggot sack of shit?
Granblue Fantasy. They are like tiny cow people. They are all basically giant tit wide hip lil monsters.
Also its a gacha, so its not worth it.
If Blood Elves can be a part of the Horde, than any race can be part of the Horde.
They are unequivocally based.
Isn't there a fighting game?
Dont worry, I have no interest in what ever franchise their from, I just need the names to look porn up.
>cow people
Please tell me they have horns
please tell me they also have fangs
Also, any dark skin blondes that are either tomboys or tsunderes
all those years have passed and to this day I'm fucking pissed about the fucking gnomes
little jewish fucks
I'm pretty sure there are tan ones. The men are big and burly, but the women are short and curvy.
Nigga, you gay
Yeah but no Draph in it, just a flat loli.
Many of them do have horns, dunno about fangs.
WUS HAPPENIN? THIS A GOBLIN THREAD NOW
addie's voice is heavenly
For me, it’s kobolds.
>What is Yea Forums's opinion on gnomes, goblins, halflings, dwarves, and other races of short stature?
They are fine, I prefer smaller races in fantasy, personally. Your picture is gross though.
Thanks for the info
>pink haired, one eye covered, shy girl
I hope they're not all like that, cause I hate that shit
Nah, there's some variety.
Made to be bullied
Do you have more?
Also what's the hotter situation? A human warrior kills some kobolds, and then decides to take one of their women as a sexual trophy? Or a kobold gets accidentally saved by a human and she feels like she owes him a life debt
this can't be the original, I recall me not wanting to breed it before
Holy shit, I cant believe I'm only finding out about them until now. Thank you anons. I hate to be a beggar but I need some names.
Number 6, 8 10 and ESPECIALLY 13
>the blue line is the is measure to ability to deliver standing blowjobs and titfucks
Holy shit, this is amazing
Sometimes you wanna fuck a potato and start a family.
That's just how it be.
I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOM
scatbold
what class? mage? i'm thinking of making a dwarf or diron priest
i kinda want a mage but it bothers me that they lock your spell school to your spec i just dont feel like a master of magic anymore
Oh god i want to fuck that Suicide Girl gnome Jemma
Small women are nice
He is thinking its like real life dwarfism.
Dont let your dreams be memes, make them real instead
6. Carmelina
8. Karva
10. Aliza Clythe
13. Almeida
>Or a kobold gets accidentally saved by a human and she feels like she owes him a life debt
This one is more appealing to me, personally.
Bless you user, BLESS YOU
literally perfect
wtf do you mean perfect they look like they have fucking down syndrome
I wanna flick their foreheads...
theyre like if people with down syndrome didnt look like shit.
are human rights for yordles a thing?
I mean like what you like but they look like the thumb people from spykids
No. Everyone man has the right to own a personal Yordle.
Seconded
....aaaand it's now pedothread
welcome to the watchlist
Myboobs
For me it's potato
wew
She is a fully grown adult.
Fuck that, give me an amazon instead
IMAGINE
If you had a personal yordle what would you name and/or do to it?
Uh oh
Pedos in denial
stupid sexy potato
midgets are children
You seem to have problems differentiating between adults and children. I think you should see a therapist or something.
This is an adult.
You don't own amazons, user, they decide that they own you.
Why can we live in a world so cruel that she doesn't do hardcore stuff, its not fair
I like this.
>those panties
Cuddling the potato
>my butt hurts!!
>do you know how big is your hole right now?
>is like my open hand?
>NO PUTA!! Is open like MY open hand!!!
>uhhh fuck you!!
Apparently dwarfs like her are big celebrities in the small people world due to the fact they look "normal", imagine dating what is basically midget royalty.
small people
>no muscles
>shota so anything is taller than him
>terrible shade of brown
0/10 fuck off with this generic garbage
I'd settle for her making for softcore stuff. She only made 2 or 3 sets like 5 years ago
>good wholesome shirt stacks threat
>men of culture appreciating short girls with big tits and child birthing hips
And now its ruined by this pedo shits that what fuck disgusting toddler looking potatoes. Potato fags need to be killed
love them so much
She works/worked as a stripper for awhile, there's a few videos out there.
It's not for lore specific reasons, that 'tism is usually reserved for Belfs/Helfs, Holy Cows, and spess goats.
Bully the potato
slayers are the only cool dorfs in high fantasy
change my mind
I thought people liked the goats and cows. The belf/helf thing gets pretty silly in a hurry, though.
Everyone here is posting pictures of adults, you ESL retard.
Then post the shortstacks you fucking faggot
potaty
>no rpg where you can be a dwarf female with a beard
Apparently EQN was going to have the option.
You cant ask for a better bro than a dwarf
>but she's 20000000 years old!!!
They have a toddler's body, and you're attracted to the toddler body. PEDO IN DENIAL.
This, we need some solid nonce bashing to sort these cunts out, no more noncesense.
why whip out the 1000-year loli argument when you're literally the only person doing that? i should think it'd be smarter to wait for it to actually pop up in a thread before latching onto it trying to bee tee eff oh the smelly dumb pedo scum
I once fucked a mexican girl. It was alright.
She's a fully grown adult dude, I don't know why you're acting so retarded
Did she say aye papi, follame el culo
short girls are nice
If you don't love Charlotta at least a little bit you are literally a homosexual
Ok
So I'm trying to figure out the different types of races/characters/etc. That could fall into the "shortstack" category for reasons
Some help would be appreciated
No impifications, off-model regular size characters, tumblr ocs, or children
Here's what I have so far
>Gnomes
>Goblins
>Dwarves
>Hobbits/Halflings
>Asura
>Lalafell
>Tarutaru
>Yordles
>Harvin
>Elin
>Draph
>Nymphs (Rayman)
Specific characters
Midna
Wendy Koopa
Misc.
Some Pokemon/Yokai i.e. Roserade, Lopunny, Chatalie, Insomni
What if I love Bridgette and think she deserves better?
Priest. Disc priest in particular.
>island full of women
How could I have been so blind? Looks like I go some work to do
>tfw no gobbo gf...
>tfw no gobbo ERPers on Wyrmrest or MG
It's not fair bros
Deet a cute.
Are we pedophiles for like smol women?
Not if they have woman sized breasts and hips
Flat is a gateway to pedophilia
Flat + short + wide hips and big ass is the best, though.
Point taken however
flat + short + no hips = shit tier
>always that one little bitch still crying about blood elves
Yes we know water is certainly wet
I like pubes on my shorties does anyone else?
>this thread again
christ give it a rest man
would you a rat?
The question isn't would I a them. The question is would they a me? And the answer is no.
Remember to always train so you can pick up your waifu when the time comes
Maybe. But I’d definitely a lizard.
Gross. Bush is fine but asshole hair, armpit hair, and happy trails are a big fat no.
That's what you get for picking the WARCRIMES faction.
I mean...that's saying that they're not gonna get rid of the faction split in 9.0 so....
Freckles are cute! CUTE!
So whats your guy's ideal shortstack? fantasy or real
jokes on you, I'm going to breed a draph woman to produce a 8 ft wall of muscle for a son.
That is also fine
fuckin manlets
Oh, I think /tg/ covered them some years ago, if I remember right
Goblinoid;
>Adult proportions where it matters, but compacted
>Usually pointy ears
>Usually non-human skin tones
>Fun personalities
Halflings;
>Usually very human like proportions, just small
>Usually very human skin-tones
>Usually very human in just about every facet of life, but small
Dorfs
>Squat and stout
>Well muscled, tireless, still shockingly strong
>Usually found underground
>Avaricious but loyal and a bit dour unless drinking
>Beards optional but preferred
Loli-kin
>Lolis
>But she's a full adult
>Just never grew up Peter Pan style
>Just lolis, no hips, no tits, rarely particularly industrious, just there to look cute.
>NOT FOR LEWD
In Tyria, Human D is worth it's weight in gold and human women are the only one's who don't get any of it. All men belong to the Rat and the Cat.
Addendum to Goblinoid - Often appears as hordes, swarms, packs, gangs, etc for killing/looting/raping purposes.
are you mentally retarded?
what game is this? art style looks fucking sick
Imagine Juri Han from Street Fighter but really short and thicc as fuck
Arcanum
arcanum magick and steamworks
Halflings are awesome, who doesn't love a race of fat farmers that also happen to be OP in the thief role?
Goblins are a good low level enemy for pc's and can be pretty funny (just look at Warhammer Fantasy).
Dwarves fit the niche of being the pragmatic technological engineers in an otherwise fantastical setting.
Gnomes are however, stupid.
They borrow the "cute, short" race from halflings
They borrow the "OP magic users" from elves.
They borrow the "master engineers" from dwarves.
And they even steal the "goofy, humorous" from goblins.
They're stupid as fuck. Warhammer did it right, in that Skaven fill the role that Gnomes traditionally attempt to fill with genuine style.
I WANNA FUCK A SHORSTACK SO BAD HOLY SHIT IT HURTS IM GOING ON A SHOOTING SPREE IF THEY DON'T MAKE SHORTSTACKS REAL
Might as well start killing then.
I'll help you.
>Yea Forums - Video Games
Consider the following
>we live in an age were genetic engineering is becoming more well developed than ever
>we will most likely live to see life extending procedures in our lifetime provided we are healthy
>we can use this to wait until gene therapy can restore to our peak virility
>if we can be restored we can be altered and will inevitably lead to some women becoming shortstacks therefore shortstacks will be real
I rest my case
I'm a sucker for the "small but highly capeable and courageous hero/knight" trope. Im glad it's so common even if they are usually just side characters.
Thanks for that, probably best to categorize them that way.
so i made this with my mommies bra
imgur.com
where do i find a template now for anime girls, which i can pretent to touch their tits like here
>tfw dicklet
sauce?
the picture is signed you inbred retard
HOLLYS SHIT
YOU ARE MY HERO
HAHAHAH
gnomes - human children
goblin - jews
halflings - same as gnome
dwarves - based
>search
>Forastero Restaurant
sauce you faggot
you're a lost cause
uh
my brain looks cooler than yours, looser
haha get fucked
who are they
>gnomes
Garbage, just like Jews.
>everything else
I would create many half breeds with them.
Getting back to video games I guess any good shortstack follower mods for skyrim?
Imagine meeting a horny Yordle.
Haha
Yeah, there is a Gnome/Human couple running an inn in Dalaran.
>I can't adventure with Addie outside of Legion zones
I found some on e621
I'd be shocked if there wasn't, the blue goblins in Solstheim should have cemented it.
They put you on a watchlist just for coming here, bro..
Fucking disgusting, especially when the west does it.
Original flavor dwarves were master miners and craftsmen, not technological engineers. This being adapted to dwarves later in certain settings. In the classic view, gnomes still have a niche as the technological race.
There isn't one iirc. I've seen exactly one, single mod for a shortstack based on the Riekling, and she's got some bad textures.
Is there a full one?
>Ywn be a shorstack gf
Hairy Yordle pussy pubes
Halflings are hairy ugly boring bitches.
Elves and Gnomes focus on different magic. Elves on functional arcane magic, Gnomes on nature and trickster magic.
Dwarves are smiths and miners, Gnomes are tinkerers. Gnomes build machines, Dwarves build fortresses, weapons, and armor.
Goblins aren't goofy and humorous, they're filthy and with a culture like rats.