STANDING
STANDING
Chase Ross
Xavier Wood
HERE
Connor Rivera
I REALISE
Luis Phillips
ON THE EDGE
Samuel Lewis
What was his problem?
Isaac Thompson
Needed teacher milkies
Angel Cox
his crit animation is so fucking cool
Owen Rivera
watched his whole family and friends get brutally murdered in front of him then found out his childhood crush is involved with the killers
that would probably mess you up
Luis White
I really like the one where he throws the lance into the ground but I wish it didn't teleport back into his hand afterwards.
Ayden Butler
OUT OF MY WAY!
Thomas Morales
OUT OF MY WAY
*does 10 backflips*
*throws magical halberd made from demigod bones as a spear and impales the enemy*
Anthony Stewart
do you have one of his regular attack where he does flips
Daniel James
What does he look like if he's a Great Lord with the Academy outfit on?
Jeremiah Bell
BERNIE GETTING BOAR'D
Oliver Hernandez
OF THE CRATER
Angel Richardson
He has Clinical PTSD and Survivor's Guilt.
Logan Taylor
YOU WERE
Chase Barnes
OF TOMORROW!!
Nicholas Nelson
JUST LIKE ME
Alexander Fisher
Dancer Raphael is a gift from the heavens to an unworthy world.
Michael Russell
Dimitri is my nigga because he uses a fucking chad spear instead of a virgin sword
Josiah Evans
this one?
Carter Murphy
kek yes
did he do gymnastics?
Xavier Morris
Please, you are like little baby.
Jason Gomez
>Edelgard's mom murdered his family
>Edelgard invaded his country and massacred his people
>Edelgard bribed the noble houses of his country to turn on him
>Edelgard's slitherer allies executed his last blood relative and framed him
Isaac Brooks
ITS KILL OR BE KILLED OUT THERE I WONT TOLERATE THE FUCKING WEAK
ARE YOU HAPPY FATHER I JUST CRIT SOME SMELLY FUCKING NEET FOR 85869004498392 DAMAGE
WHERES EDELGARDE
Cameron Reed
You will show respect to my husband!
Kevin Martinez
I love Dimitri but please delete that image of my wife fucking brutally dying
Brayden Richardson
Luke Cruz
>marianne adjutant
based
Wyatt Sanders
Dimitri the chad incel, thot slayer the imminent of toxic masculinity and most importantly the straight white male.
Blake Taylor
THE FISH...
Isaac Jenkins
>The same people Edelgard colluded with gave him severe post traumatic stress due to wars they would initiate
>So guilty takes one of the few black survivors from country he had to race purge
>Black guy becomes his best friend but won’t accept his friendship
>Best friend is discriminated against
>Is shat on for Felix for being a savage even though he feels sicked by every kill he has to cause
>Thinks no one understands him and doesn’t have anyone to vent to until Byleth
>Feels like he’s weaponized Justice who deserves to burn in Hell when he finishes his business
>Thinks his best friend took the death penalty for him
>Haunted by his past every waking moment until his redemption
Why does he actually have to have it this hard? No wonder he’s such a good ass bro.
Ian Brooks
He deserves all of the love and healing one can give him.
Benjamin Barnes
My 1st playthough played as male byleth on BL. My 2nd will still be BL but fem byleth instead i legit self insert as dimitri
Owen Russell
>tfw oneshotting fagitri with edelgard
lol get fucked
Jaxon Turner
No, he's just not an american.
Ethan Powell
I never got why he and Claude didn’t team up or even try to cooperate post Edelgard.
Dominic Young
>Decapitated
Jesus christ how horrifying.
Anthony Collins
>Decapitated with a spear
Can't imagine how awful that is.
Ryan Smith
I'm on hard/classic for BL and I'm getting my ass kicked by the later chapters. Did I fuck up or something? Everyone said this game was easy but I'm finding it a massive struggle to get through these chapters now. I've already lost Seteth and Annette.
Cooper Jones
Easton Parker
>play blue lions
>underleveled as fuck
>get to the final level
pic related
Alexander Williams
How the fuck? If anything, the game gets easier as you go on, I only ever had issues with some of the starter chapters.
Leo Gutierrez
hubert needs to stop shopping at hot topic
David King
>american
>tall, fit, blonde, blue eyed
Lol fat chance (pun very intended)
Brayden Wright
because he was in prison and then on the run (also insane) and claude was busy just defending
Lucas Williams
>implying Dimitri would be upset with Fembyleth for any reason
We all like him because he's a bro but he's literally the Otome husbando
Dominic James
also they did send a messengers to ask for alliance but edelfag killed the messengers
Mason Johnson
he tells you to fuck off and stop bothering him at every available moment
James Gutierrez
They did
Caspars aunt or whoever that girl was murdered the messengers on their way to Claude, and the kingdom army thought it was Claude who did it as his response
Jayden Bell
Why did Patricia marry Lambert in the first place?
Camden Morgan
Ayran Chad dick
Aaron Baker
Why does he love Byleth's hands so much?
Wyatt Johnson
because handholding is god tier
Luke King
Best map in the game, unironically
Samuel Roberts
>tfw your perfect chad father doesn't survive the time skip so that you can give him a new wife or claim him for yourself
Parker Stewart
Anthony Martin
>dimitri giving the finger
kek
Lucas Russell
Comfy thread
Connor Rogers
TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY
Xavier Evans
I normally don't understand why women salivate over these tortured healing-bait characters but I completely get their undying love for Dimitri. You just want him to be fucking happy for once.
Isaiah Long
So why didn't I rewind time to stop the maiden from killing Dimitri?
Hunter Cruz
Rodrigue needed to die to save Dimitri.
Eli Wright
Why didn't you rewind time again after Thales stopped you from saving your Dad after the initial time rewind? They never explicitly show Thales rewinding time again so you could just curve that shit around where he teleports in and kill Kronya.
Lincoln Walker
because you didn't have enough Mv
Liam Wood
That one at least I can buy as he'd just change where he teleports in, but there was no bullshit hax with the random fucking peasant girl
Jackson Hernandez
Christ. Could you imagine being on the battlefield, having to be the one to face Dimitri? Hes so brutal it'd be a fate worse than death by normal means
Benjamin Hernandez
He/She had a few second too, if Byleth would just yell out "Dad! Watch your back, she has a weapon!" would also be an alternative, but alas just another flaw of having a silent protagonist.
Sebastian Clark
>peasant
Kayden Reed
Nathaniel Sanchez
THE BOAR ON THE OPEN SEA
Brandon Green
Robert, no!
Matthew Moore
MY LITTLE MONSTER
Adam Anderson
THE BOAR AND THE BUCK
Josiah Peterson
Perfect. They're both idiots who feel slighted by the wrong people and take it out on the rest of the world.
Zachary Hill
Evan Stewart
Translate it weebs
Nathan Flores
Byleth feeding the gorillas
Liam Ramirez
That sounds like a good plan lets attack the monastery and betray everyone what could go wrong
Jonathan Gutierrez
>Gorilla
>Habitat: Adrestian
>Gorilla
>Habitat: Faerghus
>cant read, too scribby
Choice
>give a banana
>Observe
Jeremiah Stewart
>holds femleth's hand with skin contact in S support
LEWD boar
Robert Jackson
>no option to have them mate
Half the game's conflict could be solved right there.
Jeremiah Price
Delete this shit right now.