You ARE maining the most fun job in the game, right Yea Forums?

You ARE maining the most fun job in the game, right Yea Forums?

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Too much effort. I rather play MCH, while doing higher DPS.

Why yes, I am maining GNB, how could you tell?

All I want is a cat girl wife.

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>Why yes, I am a gun toting right wing special snowflake fatass who refuses to play the superior ranged dps job, how could you tell?

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While doing lower dps and bringing 0 utility*

Why yes, I am maining DRK. How could you tell?

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Thu I haven't heard bards complaining much this expansion. I expected them to when they got apex arrow.

Of course I'm maining DRG why wouldn't I?

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I play WHM because I don't like waiting

>claim the game is balanced around 200ms
>make animation locks long enough that not even a person with a 100ms connection can double-weave

DNC is fun!

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is there any way to use macros for the performance now? i am a low iqlet who can't use the perform

Yea Forums has mindbroken me into wanting to fuck potatoes after XIV ruined Viera's for me.

Macros from outside of the game, sure.

>Why yes I play DRK, how could you tell?

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not sure if i want to play brd or mch as my ranged job
need to see the next liveletter already so i can commit properly

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>maining the "I'm a female but I don't want to heal" class

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What are you expecting? Brd nerfs?

>BRD
>still being fun after all its support moves were gutted
LAWL

By that they meant that content would be possible to clear at 200 ping. As in, mechanics are timed so that you can clear them within that range.
They didn't say all jobs would function optimally with 200 ping.

Why yes I am playing BLM

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>Dot timer
>Bloodletter
>Empyreal Arrow
>Sidewinder
>Pitch Perfect
>Song Gauge
>Apex Arrrow Gauge
>Straight Shot proc

It's too much to keep track of. I rather play DNC and pop procs as I go. But, my clear group wants me as BRD.

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I just don't even know anymore you guys. I finally got around to learning E3S on my days off Monday/Tuesday and every night since then after work I've tried getting parties together to clear it and yet despite my 3 hours a day devoted solely to clearing the fight I have not been able to find a party that could do it. It's the same shit I dealt with when I was cleaning E2S, terrible dragoons and samurais putting up rdm-tier DPS and dying to obvious shit and now messing up smokers every time. I even had a MCH doing less than 10k, i mean yeah MCH isn't great but that's still totally unacceptable and i don't know how you even get to Levi putting up those numbers. Why does it have to be this way Yea Forums.

All the ranged DPS suck colossal dick right now. If your group cared about optimization enough to pressure you into switching, then they'd be telling you to go MNK/DRG/NIN.

How do you make friends in this game? I thought MMOs were supposed to be social experiences, but everyone just sticks to their own clique and plays it like a single player game.

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Because all of the competent players cleared in the first couple of weeks and now you're stuck with the smooth-brains who rely on welfare gear to try and eke out clears.

>giga stacy is just a generic woman with belumic disorder
>giga chad's physique is literally unobtainable
Society...

That's not it user. I was progging E2S the first two weeks and it was a nightmare trying to clear even then. I didnt get the clear until week 3 because everyone in week 1 and 2 (E1S was a day-one clear) was so bad.

not exactly but i do enjoy brd as it is now
i would hope they add aoe variants of the dots though

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If you got the 2s clear on week 3 then why are you still stuck on 3s nearly 3 whole weeks later?
I know the pug life is difficult but if you're constantly struggling to clear no matter what group you get, then maybe the problem is with you.

i don't know man, i tried mch and had trouble keeping track of the cooldowns

I wasn't even running the fight until this week retard. I spent that time doing other shit because levi was boring and I didn't want to deal with this shit again

And no it's not fucking me. Believe it or not fuckhead it takes 8 people to clear and I can do everything right but when the melee are putting up RDM damage and people are fucking things up or dying in every party how the FUCK is that my fault bitch?

>play DRG
>do 45 Job Quest, get dragoon armor set, fuck yes
>except chest piece
>walk around like a clown until im 50
what a fucking blueball

>belumic
user did you have a seizure?

If you mean bulimic eating disorder, you can't build muscles like in that pic without getting any nutrition. That woman is eating well and working out, perfectly normal.

Gigachad on the other hand is just photoshopped

Autism: the post.

>How do you make friends in this game?
Same way you make friends in real life, by being social and not being a sperg

Yeah I am playing Black Mage, dunno why your pic is unrelated OP

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i agree with your assessment, but FF14 is heavily invested into single player content. They did it on purpose, so i don't mind it as much. Shouldn't be in the MMORGP category though

>I wasn't even running the fight until this week retard. I spent that time doing other shit because levi was boring and I didn't want to deal with this shit again
Well it sounds like the problem is in fact you. You didn't feel like taking your clear seriously enough and now you're trying to pug it with the biggest retards in the game, 3 weeks later.
>Believe it or not fuckhead it takes 8 people to clear
Oh I'm aware. But if you go through dozens of parties, even on Crystal, and still can't clear then really, the only consistent factor here is you.

You're a retard. Please kill yourself.

>resorting to insults

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>NOOOOOOO EVERYBODY IN THIS GAME IS BAD EXCEPT FOR MEEEEEE
It's okay buddy, maybe you'll get your clear when they add echo. Until then, keep trucking!

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I play DRK, MCH and have decided to level SMN as my next one
What does that say about me

It's literally autism though, not used in an ad hominid sense.

>minor correction is autism

Ranged classes might be easy to pick up but playing Bard well is harder than most of the DPS classes in the game right now.

If you weren't incompetent you'd manage to clear it with pugs after a group of groups this far in. You seem like the kind of person who plays mobas and claims you can't get out of silver because "you always get bad teams".

>if you were competent then other people wouldn't screw up or do bad DPS
Okay fag whatever you say. I literally play at a 90th percentile level in e1s and e2s and have the logs to prove it. It definitely ain't me bitch.

>I'll win vs. a post with inherently factual observation about life with my superior pedantic nitpicking on details.

Thank you for your service, those minor details were threatening the future of all we hold dear.

Post your logs then if you have them. And a screenshot of your character with a timestamp so we know it's you.

The logs are for me not for you. I ain't gotta prove shit to you.

>thinking percentile shows literally anything about mechanical ability

Imagine bragging you got purple on loot pinata bosses, do you realize the level of players that clear that shit? You realise there's players that grey/green parse E1S/E2S/E3S and still kill Titan no problem right? You realise there's literal women who have killed those bosses?

Let me guess, you got a gold log on Titania or Innocence extreme once as well right? You're a top tier player!

>bragging about purple
>probably has a 460 weapon

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So you're full of shit then, gotcha.
Even assuming you're telling the truth, why fuck around with pugs then? When I say "you're your own problem" I don't just mean in terms of numbers. You could just as well have a mindset problem, in this case being insistent on bashing your head against a wall with pugs and not considering other options.
Why not go find a static, or if a static isn't an option then at least try subbing for a static that's doing their weekly clears and is missing a member? The Balance discord is full of recruitment posts for statics and weekly clears, I'm sure you can find something there.

Wow you mean people get carried?? Amazing those grey and green players must be so good to clear titan with a party of oranges around them so cool

Stay mad bitch

I refuse to even touch discord. I'm here to play a game not to make friends or use a 3rd party app. So yes dealing with pugs is my only option no matter how well I do because this game's raid community has been infected with lonely loner discord shittery.

>be WHMchad
>grey parse because I only care about healing
>but I can clear content
>STILL get begged by the top statics to heal for them because of the healer shortage
Eat shit FFLogs cocksuckers.

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Who else likes to go to the official forums and bathe in the endless stream of people crying about not owning a house?

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You don't need a group of oranges to do titan with greys, you can literally have multiple grey DPS and still beat the enrage timer after week 2-3. You're late to the party because you don't have the mechanics is all.

My mechanics are fine. Levi is an easy fight. But go ahead and stay salty.

Is playing a tank the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than playing a tank. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are leveling and gearing a character for at least 80 levels solely so it can go and get ravaged by monsters. All the hard work you put into your tank - pentamelding crafted gear, researching perfect bis, practicing optimal opener. All of it has one simple result: it's tanking is more enjoyable for the other players who will watch as you are ravaged by monsters and bosses.

Leveled the perfect tank? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random PF who had nothing to do with the way it leveled up, offers a spot. They get to fuck the boss from behind while you take tank buster after tank buster.

As a player who has a tank, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 80 levels of your time simply to play a tank for another player to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

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i cleared all content week 3 pugging you must be doing something terribly wrong if you're still struggling on week 6, the dps checks have all become a complete joke and negate/ease up some of the mechanics significantly

>I refuse to even touch discord
>dealing with pugs is my only option
You just proved my point then. You're intentionally ignoring a perfectly fine venue for finding raid groups because you're obsessed with discord trannies or whatever.
But hey, if that's your prerogative then who am I to stop you? Have fun with your pugs, user. Again, maybe you'll clear when they add echo or something.

>bard thread
>it's always this image as the OP

why

>sexy cute bard cat

perfection

God can you not read or something? I didn't even enter e3s for weeks after clearing E2S because i had other things to do and didn't want to deal with pug retards again after the nightmare parties i got in e2. I JUST picked e3s up on monday.

I'm not explaining this a 3rd time.

that bitch almost killed allisaie

>be AST
>only have i440 weapon
>ask to join static with a bunch of big names on my datacenter
>"ah, user, you don't have your titania weapon yet?"
>nah i don't care that much about the game
>"its okay I'll just craft you the gear and weapons, just make sure you're showing up to raid on time, see you soon!"
Is this what chad feels like in real life? Just winning at everything?

>even e2s was a nightmare for him

Remember user retribution is in -> positions -> out and chaos is out -> in -> positions, you'll get the hang of it in no time!

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do monks ever get big dick crits like sam have, i love the speed of their playstyle but GOD DAMN i miss my big crits

Who do we commission for an Alisaie doujin of her brutally femdom'ing that fucking cat?

she had delicious spats in ShB

Okay are you retarded or just trolling? It wasn't hard FOR ME. The other players were the nightmare you dumbfuck. Have you literally never pugged a savage fight to clear before.

If you're a gold parser like you claim then you should be able to carry DPS enough to clear 2s, user.

I only pug because I don't like the commitment you have with a static and I've cleared all content, got my Edengrace weapon last week!

I like getting smacked around.

The secret to pugging is to do them asap after reset. The competent players will usually do their clears or help others out (if they don't mind losing chests) for the first 3 or so days. After that it's a shitstorm of desperate people trying to clear before the reset.

What weapon did you get?

I never said gold i said purple 90th percentile and i play an off meta job which means that's literally only the same rDPS contribution as an average blm or mnk. When those blms or monks are retards performing at a grey level then you're gonna have a hard time clearing

Bow of course, what else?

Then why are you playing an off-meta job? If you're struggling with pugs meeting DPS checks and are capable of parsing 90th, then you should swap to a high dps job and carry everyone through enrage.
All i'm seeing is you defeating yourself, user.

Renda is not for lewd

I play the job I like simple as that. Yoshi needs to stop being a fuck and fix his game's job balance. Then I'll be happy to carry shitters.

Renda is for bullying into lewd situations and Alisaie is the perfect child for the job

>wah my job is too bad to carry shitters

Imagine actually believing there's a single job in the game that struggles to pug because they can't carry hard enough. What a state of denial.

Look at the numbers. Non-melee+blm jobs can be played as well as humanly possible and their rDPS contribution will still be beaten by slightly above average melee+blm. Clear parties rely on those meta jobs putting up numbers to beat enrage because off meta jobs can't get it done. Job balance is fucked and when those people playing meta jobs are greys that's a problem

Learn a different job for prog and then swap back once you clear and have a more competent pool of players to choose from and don't have to carry DPS as hard.
The solution to your problem isn't that fucking hard to figure out, dude.

Imagine shooting your gay little gun or bow at the enemy when you can just fucking... blow it up

No fuck you i ain't doing that. Yoshi needs to fix his fucking game.

>he plays bard
yikes

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>implying

It's only relevant if the DPS checks are tight, they aren't even remotely tight after week 3 and especially not after the average players start getting 460 weapons. The DPS checks aren't tight so it's not relevant and you have no excuse.

He probably will in 5.1. Playing a different job for the next month isn't going to kill you.
Learn how to fucking adapt.

What point are you trying to make? You had a purple samurai which is better than any job not named monk blm or dragoon. Your bard was also purple.

switchine between 3 songs that does 3 different things is kind of lame.

I wish it was just proc-based like DNC/RDM.
Really, best would be a ranger job option for bow, singing is for fags.

lmao this guy is gonna blame his class and pugs until the end of time and never accept responsibility, then he'll probably quit, go play fps/mobas and blame his team when he can't get out of silver

I do, but just because the idea of a lalafell bard sounded retarded.

>keep up two dots
>play 1st song
>do pitch perfect
>play 2nd song
>mash bloodletter
>play 3rds song
>afk
rinse and repeat, BRD is braindead.

you're for fags

How TF is it "my responsibility" when retards die to temporary current or wipe the party to smokers or get knocked off during maelstrom EVERY FUCKING PULL

welcome to green logs, enjoy your stay, although you'll probably decree the class is too easy and go play a melee with a fixed rotation, green log there and claim it's hard because you have to be in melee range

but don't worry user, I'm sure if you stick with it for long enough you'll manage to purple log on a loot pinata boss if you get your 460 weapon and then you can smugly look down on people playing non-melee classes

Most of the important stuff is knowing when to use utility abilities, but the majority of BRDs don't even know they have them so I can see why some would think it's braindead.

>I wish the proc-based job didn't have three modes of benefiting from procs
But why?

NOOOOOOOOOOO BARD IS HARD OK

but I purple on BRD already, calling it braindead was not an insult.
you're just projecting your insecurities.
it's fun, it's easy, it's what I look for in an MMO.

You keep insisting on dealing with those retards because you're paranoid and think installing Discord will summon a swarm of trannies to your house who'll cut your dick off and shove estrogen pills down your throat or something.

Leviathan is has more time than any other savage fight to recover without loss because you have Maelstrom where he's immune for 30 seconds. Not to mention as a ranged DPS you're 50% of the smoker mechanic, you're in the best position to make sure it goes well, if you notice the other ranged DPS can't do it then it's your responsibility to tell him how or to kick him for another, it's your own damn fault.

don't bother
tranny parsers will refuse to believe otherwise
BRDfags were obnoxious in SB and will continue to be in ShB

>muh utlity
>hard

You got one spell to help the tank get healed.
You got a tactician/samba like the other jobs have, just press if raid damage is coming.
And the 3rd one is niche at best.

Legit question how the fuck do people parse badly in this game? I'm not the best ever and I'm always at least in the top 75%. I'm not BiS or anything. I just got my deepshadow weapon today and I was parsing that well before.

Literally every DPS besides NIN and maybe SAM are currently braindead. How can you argue that BRD of all things is difficult? Snapshotting was the only remotely complex mechanic surrounding the BRD rotation, and even that is dead and gone

In which case your comprehension sucks because the claim was that it's harder than other classes, if you want to compare it to the inputs of a fighting game or a PVP competitive game then sure it's not hard. But it doesn't change that it's -harder- than most of the other classes.

Interesting that the 24-man raid title doesn't actually reference Nier, but rather Yorha. Wouldn't it be cool if it was actually a prequel, connected to the story of the squadron with flower themed names that Automata was actually a sequel to?

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When did I ever say anything about trannies. I don't give a fuck about trannies. I just don't want to use a 3rd party app. There's no need for it and people only ever started using it because they want "friends" and "community" and retarded lonely loner shit like that.

>SAM
>not braindead
Uh what?

Yes I am totally Japanese.

The point being the best two in the instance were non meta and all the meta players were dogshit.


Even in Ultimate when the world first DRK was asked why he played the job he said, "Because it's fun."

Meta is a fucking meme and so are the dps checks this tier my guy.

BRD has more procs and things to keep track off than most other classes and being on top of them is the difference between green and high purple. If you want to consider it braindead that's fine but that doesn't change that it's harder than the other Ranged DPS and half the melee.

Samurai is a tier above everyone but mnk blm and drg. The only reason it's not meta is because mnk and drg are both so strong. If you think sam counts as a weak job then you know fuckall about the current state of job balance.

>SAM isn't braindead
I play this job because it IS braindead and I like to shit midares left and right, what are you on about ?

The Balance is literally the best place to find raid groups, user. It's all business in the recruitment channels, and none of that weird bullshit you're projecting onto them.
You're. Only. Defeating. Yourself. Period.

BLM is outdamaging SAM and MNK and DRG do the same with a little bit more utility. SAM isn't in a bad place per se but it isn't where it should be: absolute top end of the melee DPS.

>105k fat despair in opener
how big do technical steps/midares get? because that was one fay despair and now im curious

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Imagine not being able to clear e3s 6 weeks in and being adamant that people who cleared the tier weeks ago are somehow worse than you.

>BRD has more procs and things to keep track off than most other classes
You got two dots, and one button refreshes both.
The song procs don't overlap.
So if you hear an audio prompt, hit Pitch Perfect.
For the other song, just mash Bloodletter cause it will come out faster than the icon can refresh it.

So really the only thing that needs your attention is straight shot ready procs.

So let's pretend you're the Bard in that, you're crying because you can't find a single other competent player top purple log alongside you to clear content? You don't even need another purple log player you could have 2 greens instead of 5 greys. Your excuses are sad.

Not an argument, I claimed it was more than most other classes and you just missed the point and described the basics of the class.

>because you can't find a single other competent player top purple log alongside you to clear content?
Yes retard. If i had a purple SAM and a party that didn't cause wipes then I would have cleared days ago

Yeah I outlined how fucking basic this job is and there's no complexity to it.

What's there to do besides what I just described?
Throw Pean on the tank once in a while?

To be fair none of the alliance raids have referenced the games they took elements from directly
whatever Taro has planned will probably still be a kick in the mouth to both fans and people who've only played XIV

Just stop. The guy is either trolling or has a mental issue.

But like I said, you don't need a purple SAM you could have a green SMN or green NIN in that example or just slightly higher tier classes overall. The DPS checks are a meme you just suck at mechanics and probably blame your fails on "frustration" or think it's ok because other people failed it more.

That just means the other classes are even more basic, you proved my point while missing the point yourself, well done

Iiterally don't mess up anything and you're a retard

Literally can't do E3S on week 6 and you're calling other people retards, I hope you realize how silly you sound blaming your class and other players.

I know you're just trolling some retard, but it's really hard to blame failures to clear on one person without knowing the context of the group. You know, just in case you really believe the shit you're saying.

Fuck bards, let's talk about tanks for a minute:

>do 1-2-3, then 1-2-3-4
>wait for spam window
>spam 5 holy spells

>do 1-2-3, then 1-2-4
>wait for spam window
>spam 5 fell cleaves

>do literally only 1-2-3
>wait for spam window
>spam 5 dark fell cleave

>meanwhile GNB

Gunbreaker is the most fin tank and the rest absolutely sucks to play.

An individual player has the ability to carry a groups DPS at week 6, you can even help carry them mechanically if you point out what mistakes the group is repeatedly failing at or which individuals are failing and help them understand the mechanic. If you have someone that just refuses to understand a mechanic or can't stop failing on P1 despite you doing the best to coach them then you can replace them.

Sure in a static it might be more awkward to replace the failing player but statics are even easier because you can literally call out mechanics so no one aside from you has to think, they know exactly what to do before it's even happened. Sure there's some content that is particularly difficult but it doesn't apply to this tier of Savage content.

in order of decreasing difficulty:
minimizing movement > flexible rotations that adjust to encounters> risky positionals/melee uptime > coordinated optimal healing > high apm push button on cooldown job > tank who positions boss optimally and mitigates well > retard proof "just pool your resources for burst bro" jobs > ooga booga overhealing > offtank

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Monk typically crits more than SAM because you need less SS than SAM to play monk optimally (1015 vs. 1200ish) so you can stack more crit
I've had some RoFs where every GCD has a 50k Forbidden Chakra between it

Sure, but as time goes on that becomes less and less probable.
After the 200th failed party, what's the statistical probability that it was ALWAYS another player's fault and not yours? At what number does it become statistically close to impossible that's it's never your fault? You can only blame others for so long.

>minimizing movement > flexible rotations that adjust to encounters
Agreed, BLM is easier than RDM and SMN

So basically
BLM > SMN > all Melee > all Healers > main Tanks > Ranged > off Tanks

He said minimizing movement is the hardest, so that puts BLM below the other two casters since it's the most mobile of the three

not him but I've read guides that say Blackmage is the "turret" class.
A lot of hard casting spells, unlike ruin spam or rdm dualcasting.

How is it mobile besides the one skill that lets to teleport back to your leylines?
The one thing that keeps me from leveling Blackmage is the "turret" concept.

BLM has a ton of tools for mobility now.
Triple Cast, Swiftcast, Aetherial Manipulation, Between the Lines, and Xenoglossy all make it really easy to maintain movement.
BLM being a "turret" stopped being a thing for a while now.

did they nerf ruin 2 or something that SMNs pretend they're a turrent class now

Those guides must be outdated or written by journos who don't main the class then.
Guess I'll give it a shot, it will be a long journey to 80 but the big exploding spells are the coolest thing in the game.

>not him but I've read guides that say Blackmage is the "turret" class.
Those are probably from pre-5.0 when it was the turret class
>A lot of hard casting spells, unlike ruin spam or rdm dualcasting.
Yes, it has the longest cast time spell of any of the jobs (Fire 4 is >1 GCD in cast time), but it's still the most mobile because of thundercloud and xenoglossy
>How is it mobile besides the one skill that lets to teleport back to your leylines?
It has two instant movement skills, one of which is always going to be available at all times, having multiple charges of Polyglot plus Xenoglossy being a DPS gain no matter when you use it means that you basically have a 720 potency ruin 2 that stacks every 30 seconds. Plus you can weave during Xenoglossy so you can use Sharpcast and Triple/Swiftcast more effectively now which is even more free movement. Unlike RDM which is just shit out of luck if it has to move when it doesn't have dualcast or for 2 GCDs, or god forbid during its melee combo, or SMN who leaks potency every time they have to use ruin 2 since they can't conserve stacks of further ruin for movement due to it sharing a button with ruin 2. BLM can still potentially get fucked the hardest by movement but you have to be playing it really poorly in order for that to happen, unlike SMN which just straight up loses damage whenever it needs to move without further ruin stacks or RDM which can get fucked harder than monk if it's forced off the boss or needs to move at an inopportune moment.

Final boss is revived cyborg caim and angelus while a remix of fate - battle with caim plays as the theme

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Ruin 2 is 40 potency lost every time you use it and you can't conserve ruin 4 stacks for movement because you're forced to use most of them during your opener

Like Automata itself the raid storyline will probably be something that is entirely different for secondaries who haven't played Automata than it is for people who have

He's not getting in

I just want to use BLU in the real game.

I can hope alright...

Nice, thanks for the rundown friend.
I've been debating which of the 3 mages to level based on mobility and the look/feel of the spells.
Gonna go unlock Blackmage now, shame it doesn't start at 50 like RDM but that's ok.

>tfw used to be this fat

wew lad

ive been told sks is poison for monk

It's not awful you'll just have to do a raw DK once in a while if it's too high depending on the fight. It is a dead stat though and you don't want much more than 1015 if you can help it.

The raid will probably revolve around the machine lifeform obelisk landing on the first, and begin with it activating or being scryed into and transferring N2 into someone or something capable of using creation magic, which will devolve from a "retelling" of Automata from the machine POV (hence ooga booga 2P being framed as a boss fight in the reveal art) to revealing how the aliens actually died

The difficulty of healers is inversely related to the rest of the party's skill level.

The dps of a healer is proportional to the party's skill level, so it's practically impossible to gauge who is or isn't a good healer by logs alone. It has to be witnessed and judged.

Just started Heavensward, I love Ishgard so much that if it were a girl I would marry it. Ishgard is literally perfect.

best city is in next expansion

i see, i've been having trouble with my uptime so after asking for some help i got some advice suggesting i get rid of gear that adds any +sks

user I know you're trying to shut it out but he still has to go through all of Stormblood before he gets to the Crystariaum.

Bard is gay. You faggot archers killed a class I enjoyed in FFXI.

I think he meant Eulmore

>5.1 is still a month away

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I meant Kugane

The only thing SkS is going to do if you have bad uptime is make you lose slightly more DPS than you would if you had a better stat in its place when you lose uptime but substats, even on monk which has the most reliance on crits, still only equate to about 0.5-1% of your total DPS assuming equal item level. If you're having issues with uptime you need to better learn whether you should SSS or charge chakras when forced off for more than 1 GCD and how to dodge things without losing GCDs, or have your party adjust to better strategies for mechanics that might be forcing you off the boss (like the safe strat for Eden orbs)

Oh sorry, I thought you said best, not worst.

well i can barely break 11k dps at 450 so im at my wits end trying to improve enough for savage content

I just want a Growing Wings remix.

Are you using Riddle of Earth properly? Are you using PB and RoF on cooldown and making sure you enter them after twin snakes for PB and before Demolish for RoF? Those are the biggest rotation-related DPS improvements you could make. What kind of uptime issues are you having? It's hard to give advice on uptime without knowing specifically what's giving you trouble.

Tech hits for around 175k at bis plus food, potions, and raid buffs

Technical Step hits for retarded damage if it gets a direct crit (which admittedly isn't often since you don't use it with devilment)

Why, of course.

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bows and arrows are a thousand percent obsolete the moment a gun is introduced. Get over it katnis, so shut the fuck up and keep me buffed

bard can buff?
besides battlevoice didn't they remove all buffs from them?

xivanalysis said my uptime was about 90%, i decided to take a day off from practicing since i'd been going at it for the past couple of days. fflogs.com/reports/CkwJDH2vXdBM9qrx/#fight=129 here's an e1s dummy from yesterday

look at these fucking comments, this is why I stopped playing FFXIV, the community is more shit than even WoW back in it's prime. All of the cool people you meet quit because autistic nerds don't know to how act normal.

Double weaving is not necessary. Just adjust your rotation so that you dont need to do it

I need a lala gf

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Some jobs are 100% designed around double weaving and not being able to do it means you can't play the job properly. You can play it but you'll be fucking up constantly and doing significantly less damage than someone who can double weave.

I do like medieval things especially though, so even then Ishgard is likely to be my favourite but we will see

>open XIV thread
>another flexing and larping about clears
nothing new

Oh yeah, and I forgot to say I literally got dabbed on by some random guy as I was sitting around on Ishgard

You're hitting RoF too early in the GCD. You're probably losing a GCD in RoF because of that. you want to hit it when your GCD is about 1/3 finished, or as close as you can to your GCD finishing without it clipping the next GCD.
You want to hit TFC after Brotherhood instead of before it, since it does 5% more damage that way (you also need to avoid mashing TFC after Bhood or it might activate before snapshotting Bhood)
You use Twin Snakes twice in a row in your opener which is a huge DPS loss. Unless there was massive downtime between your last use of Twin Snakes you should never be using Twin Snakes twice in a row.
After that you do DK then immediately PB. You should be doing True Strike before that DK, then do a TS after the DK before using PB. You always want to use PB right after using TS or else you'll have to waste a PB GCD on TS or let it fall off.
You miss a shoulder tackle in the opener. You should use 1 on pull, then the second charge during RoF before entering PB. You can double weave TFC with it and clip if you have to. Clipping to weave in a TFC is always a DPS gain when Brotherhood is up and PB isn't up.
Demolish doesn't snapshot RoF in that parse because you didn't delay cast it. It's also wise to cast Demolish as your second PB GCD in the opener since that lines up better with raid buffs in a real fight in my experience (using it third PB GCD would make it miss litany, chain strat, and eye in my group).
You do a DK instead of Bootshine on your first coeurl GCD in your opener (you end PB with a DK, then do a raw DK, then DK again on the next opo-opo GCD you get). That's a huge DPS loss right there since bootshine is the biggest source of damage for monk now.
You delay Brotherhood slightly on your second use. It should always come out immediately after demolish, ideally immediately as it comes off CD to line it up properly.
You do 3 bootshines in a row during RoF which is a massive DPS loss since non-leaden Bootshines are worthless.
cont.

SMN is one of easiest job in game with static rotation.

Blufever if you're out there please come back.

It's coming late sept you ape.

Cursory glance, you're missing a lot of shoulder tackles and if you filter off twin snakes buff you have 13 GCDs outside of it. You're missing a RoF/Brotherhood window as well.

And you have 0% Fists of Fire uptime, iirc you're supposed to have that up until you get that 4th GL stack.

i start in fof

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>no 5.1 site up
>no preview info
>no trailer
>dude it's up in 4 weeks trust me
I'd like to, but I can't.

You also true strike 3 times in a row which means Twin Snakes is falling off for an extremely long time, which is a massive DPS loss.
You're missing your second Demolish in your second RoF. Every single RoF cast should snapshot two Demolish hits in it, even without PB. The demolish you do immediately after RoF doesn't have Twin Snakes or Brotherhood on it either. That demolish could have been done under RoF, Twin Snakes, and Bhood for ~260 more potency than doing it with no damage buffs up besides GL4.
You do another non-leaden Bootshine shortly after that RoF
You enter your second PB immediately after an Opo-Opo GCD, then start it with a twin snakes. You basically cut 1 GCD off your PB since that's the form you would have been in without PB anyway. You should try to enter PB on cooldown, but you should prioritize entering it after Twin Snakes over hitting it on CD if it would only mean delaying it by a second or two. Any time you cast Twin Snakes under PB you're losing a massive amount of damage since that's effectively 1 less leaden bootshine.
You do another non-leaden Bootshine immediately after that, then another one 3 GCDs later.
It looks like you're not hitting 6 GCD PB which you should be if you have high SS. Make sure you don't let the GCD clip at all while you're in PB even if it means delaying TFC under brotherhood.
You end the parse with a demolish instead of a snap punch. Demolish has to stay up long enough to hit 12s remaining to be DPS neutral over Snap Punch. If the fight is going to end or the boss is going to go invincible within 6s, you should do a snap instead of demolish.

cont

Is this what raiding in XIV is like? Just micromanaging the exact millisecond you use every skill?

No, this is just optimizing dps and a lot of it can be boiled down to "how much can I fit into my burst phases?"

Overall it looks like your biggest concern is that you don't really have the basics of the job down. You're using Anatman properly, but you're still messing up other parts of the rotation and losing a lot of leaden bootshines and Demolish uptime, which are your two most damaging skills. You should focus on practicing the opener more and knowing when you have leaden fist up or not so you aren't using non-leaden or raw bootshines. Additionally you're not using Shoulder Tackle properly. You should be using it on pull, then the second charge during your first Rof, then you should be doing 2 in every RoF after that and 1 in between each RoF after the second. ST should have more casts than Elixir Field, not less. You need to remember to enter PB after Twin Snakes and you should do a raw DK to delay your GCD a bit if you need to in order to line it up (it takes some practice to know how to do this but you'll get used to it after a while). You need to be using RoF and Brotherhood the moment they come off cooldown or as close to it as you can (the exception being when the rest of the group is holding buffs for better uptime or because of a phase transition). There are probably other things I missed because it's hard to keep track of everything on FFlogs' interface.
FFlogs doesn't show FoF being up because it's used prepull. It can't detect any buffs that were applied before the parse started.
Some of this is really basic stuff that even most casual monk mains would be able to tell you you're doing wrong like doing non-leaden bootshines or letting twin snakes fall off. I don't know what job you play but on jobs with maintenance buffs there's very little that loses you more DPS than letting those fall off.

Yes, I am playing Black Mage, how did you know?

Post comfy 14 screenshots

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Anyway I'm going tos leep soon but here's the current opener for monk.

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Tokyo game show is literally 4 days away and that's when we'll get the trailer and site dumbass.

>se wants to make crafting morr accessible to everyone, removing the absolute need to have every crafter/gatherer leveled
>old custom deliveries has npc that sells all components
>new crystarium deliveries removes said npc, forcing you to either craft/gather components or buy them off mb

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What would Dad of Light be like if it took place on Balmung?

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>that Mordred doujin advertised next to his stand
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH WHERE IS IT!?

So finally getting near the end of the ARR MSQ shitshow. Why is all the characters in this world retarded idiots? The moustache twirling villain stand in front of everyone gloating about how obviously evil they are, and everyone seems surprised somehow. Does the writing get better in the expansions, or just more of this joke of a plot?

>RNG with a personality disorder
>Fun
Play MCH nigga

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Why of course I'm maining DRG, OP.

>best looking class armour
>most iconic FF job
>silky smooth rotation
>big dick DPS
>big dick utility
>guaranteed place in any raid

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>most iconic FF job
That's not white/black mage. Hell you weren't even in FF1.

>Most iconic
>What is RDM.

How is the rape dungeon mage the most iconic?

It gets better. ARR is pretty much universally agreed to be the weakest part of the game.

Literally the hat, RDM and BLM are one of the most easily recognizable jobs in ff.

How many covers were BLMs or RDMs featured on again?

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Dont forget best ingame lore for their class as well.

>Azure Dragoon shenanigans
>Nidhogs eyes
>Broing it up with Estinien
No other job is as connected to a main plot/expansion than DRG is to HW

Isnt Estinien pretty much the most powerful person within the allied Eorzean relms outside of WoL now?

Rape dungeon?

Red mage in Bravely default kidnapped women and had fun with them in his dungeon.

Not him, but thanks for the write up.
Can you post your opener? I think I'm using the same one he's using, cause it says to use double twin snakes in it.

Yes, I do enjoy NIN.

>Being proud of having literal cuck kain as your representative.

[Laughs in Flare]

Is Dancer now the prime aoe dps?

parse niggers are worse than erp fags

How do I get a house?

Cant be a cuck if he was never in the running for Rosa puss in the first place.

just buy one lmao

I'm so bored of XIV atm. What are we getting in 5.1?

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Is this 5.1 also or?

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>The parting Glass
>There are people who actually like this
So this is the kind of people that play this game.

24-man
BLU update
Frontline map
Ishgard restoration + Diadem 3.0
Ultimate
NIN, SMN and Shoha reworks

They would have never beaten twintania and the dad would have died in surgery.
Then the son would become a cheap erp slut for gil in uldah.

>BLU update
www

diadem isn't coming in vanilla 5.1 you nog.

I hope 5.1 stays far away, I still need 15 more Feast wins.

Final boss will be a rhythm mini game where every Alliance has to press the right buttons for 5 minutes straight. One fuckup will result in a wipe, but only at the end of the 5 minute period when the results are tallied.

>Game's gonna be flooded with Viera and Miqo thots dressed up as Toobie.
Fuck.

Next part of Eden

I don't get why people hype restoration. It's fucking nothing. Not even gameplay. And Ultimate is static only.

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Yoshi p said the designs are original, still as thotty though.

Next part of Eden will be in 5.2. In 2020. Enjoy 4 bosses

That's in 5.2, how new are you?

>if it's not an instanced arena battle it's not gameplay
>not having a static
Just unsub from Yoshi's game, nigger

>I don't get why people hype restoration
Because they'll add housing alongside it.

>if it's not an instanced arena battle it's not gameplay
>defending restoration
Donate money. Watch one cutscene per tier. Repeat.

yes the summoner

>having static
>trivializing game content
>shitposting in XIV threads
Staticfags have no place on Yea Forums. Go back to discord

>Not pugging

Embarrassing bandwagon player.

Is it trivializing or is it necessary to clear? Pick one, you can't have both.

That's not what restoration is. It's crafting endgame like crafting beast tribes, with Diadem 3.0 being used for mats as part of the progress.

>someone waits for the loot timer to expire in hopes people will leave early instead of rolling against them

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>>Dot timer
Literally just refresh once every 30 seconds
>>Bloodletter
Unless it's in mages this only refreshes once every 15 seconds
>>Empyreal Arrow
Every 10 seconds
>>Sidewinder
I can't remember the CD for this but it's long as fuck.
>>Pitch Perfect
Only matters during Wanderers and it has an audio ping at 3 stacks.
>>Song Gauge
Each song lasts 30 seconds.
>>Apex Arrrow Gauge
Only worth it at max gauge or if the aoe pack will be dead soon. Has an audio ping at max gauge.
>>Straight Shot proc
Literally the only one you have to sorta keep track of.
>It's too much to keep track of.
I main bard and despite having all this to keep track of (aka glance at your his every 10 sec or so) you still have long periods where it's literally a 1 button job.
>I'd rather play DNC
Oh right, you are a 70iq retard, my mistake. Carry on then.

Well in XIV statics have only ultiamtes technically.
Savages are too easy for statics. They're designed with PF/DF in mind. It's not mythic content. XIV is not very good game for raiding and I know that staticfags are shitposters. Most of them not all.

I hope I never spot you complaining about pug parties going bad, you sociopath

Whats a fun healing class, i only played drg and about half way in 3.0 so far and i want to check out healers

Why yes I do play DNC. How could you tell?

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>Savages are too easy for statics
So? It's an MMO. It's about networking and playing with others. Whenever we can, we also run 4-mans and other casual shit together because it's so much better when you don't have to rely on random people or queue times for anything.

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>Savages are too easy for statics. They're designed with PF/DF in mind.

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Just play all of them

GNB is barely any more complex than the other tanks besides requiring double weaving. the rotation is almost as autopilot as PLD's and has almost nonexistent resource management, but its clear you don't know how to play other tanks from this description

Is he wearing a fake molded chest?

I'm really sorry about that "midcore" 6 hrs a week r/FFXIVRECRUITMENT static you joined

Of course he is, look at the complexion.

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They're. Japanese salaryman clear them in DF.

Why yes, I have been maining MNK since heavensward

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Playing on Tonberry doesn't make you Japanese, user.

Playing with randoms is true adventure. You meet different people. You have horrible and fun experience. You're like freelancer. WIld ride.

Where did they claim anything like that?
And you can pug the last floor just fine in PF if you're not on JP anyway.

Good

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Which jobs should i avoid if i cant double weave?

Most people are terrible. You surround yourself with those who help you and those that benefit from your help, that's how you prosper you pretentious cunt.

Yes but content is designed for pugging. Look at rewards for example. You can see "prog" upgrades. And there is no much time between tiers. Too much time.

Boo.
I want Caim's outfit.
>But that's not Nier!
Didn't stop D3 from having Nier shit.

>Most people are terrible
Yeah typical high ground among staticfags. You're true sociopaths

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MCH, NIN and SMN are the big ones, the jobs are borderline unplayable if you can't double weave. I find GNB is also significantly more difficult. On a dummy it's sort of doable but as soon as you have to do tank shit at the same time, you're going to cause your rotation to drift out of the no mercy window.

There's a difference between giving people a chance and giving people free passes.

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what does double weave mean lol..

Who knows, consider how batshit insane taro is I wouldn't put it behind him to have the final 24 man be us in japan fighting the queen beast with Caim.

What's the DPS that uses the least amount of different buttons?

I play on a gamepad and I prefer to swap hotbars as little as possible.

No no no. I know how you operate. This is plague of XIV wannabe raiders community. XIV e-celebs operates in the same way when they raid with PF
>ahaha PF monkeys retards ahahaha
>why they don't use my static strat ahaha retards
>entire stream is about shitalking others
You're sociopaths. Even in fucking WoW, BFA shit raiding communities are more human.

Maidy Maidy is pretty cute though. Would pay.

All 3 ranged DPS don't use many buttons

Yeah nearly all xiv streamers do is complaining about people in df/pf and have their retard fans cheer it on.

Where you fit in 2 ogcds in between your gcds. Do you know what gcds and ogcds are?

>Even in fucking WoW, BFA shit raiding communities are more human.
As someone who pugged in WoW, no they are fucking not, if in XIV you can sometimes meet PFs that are accomodating, in WoW you're nothing but a number for the raid leader, and that's how it's always been there because there's just too many faggots to give a shit about.

Have yet to play SB. Please tell me what these 3 classes are like in it
Machinist
Monk
Warrior

>forced surnames
shit game shit game shit game shit game shit game shit game shit game shit game shit game shit game shit game shit game shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit!
i manually typed this entire post

whats wrong with surnames

Are you the same autist who was butthurt about Y'shtola?

I have two first names

They are. MCH is locked beyond mainstory utill HW

PLEASE TELL ME THE DARKKNIGHT KIT GETS BETTER

GUNBREAKER KIT IS SO FUN WHILE LEVELING
WARRIOR KIT WAS PRETTY FUN

MEANWHILE
DARKKNIGHT'S KIT IS SO BORING

Dancer, easily.

wow doesn't have them

I dread them adding in the Nier raid, I don't want to look at that stupid fucking armor for the rest of my life and everyone is going to use it.

If you found pre 70 warrior fun then you'll find anything fun

I NEED NG+ RIGHT NOW
FUCK YOU YOSHI

MCH

I have always used one letter names as my character names in mmos since 1998

i imagine not since i dont know what that even is since i have never once played this game or even considered it after learning it forces you to use surnames.

Yeah because now there's so few slutglam options amirite

>WAR leveling skills being fun

Are we playing the same game? warrior might just be the least enjoyable low level job because you have jack shit to do and up until berserk becomes inner release that whole ability feels fucked up.

Same
Really fucking tired of the 2b obsession on the internet

There's enough autism to go around in these threads to be sure but goddamn you're setting a record.

New game plus
>The initial release will have 3 parts for the MSQ (Realm reborn, Heavensward, Stormblood)
>This feature also covers job quests and alliance raids.
>You can toggle things like "reset all" or "mark all as cleared" (note:obviously not the most recent content)
>How much they expand on each category depends on the feedback they receive.
>You will also be able to replay and witness scenes you could not with the "never ending journey". You can take your time and rewatch old event battles too.
>You CANNOT "just rewatch Haurchefant's scene". You will need to start from the beginning of heavensward.
>They have a "flagged copy" ready, so you can redo past quests while you are in the middle of the 5.0 story.
>New game plus is scheduled for 5.1.

Will you ng+, anons?

They added Viera which obviously flooded through the servers, most of them wearing the level 1 RSE. With how much people obsess over 2B do you honestly believe a solid 40% of the playerbase isn't going to be wearing that outfit forever?

I'm already tired of the Viera RSE and Indigo shirt, low effort glamor.

>and being on top of them is the difference between green and high purple
No. BLM and MNK are

>You CANNOT "just rewatch Haurchefant's scene". You will need to start from the beginning of heavensward.
This is the most retarded shit imaginable.
They already have every expansion planned out in chapters (signified by achievement at the end of each one). Why can't we choose those? It's always something stupid with these devs.

There's no shortage of healers what the fuck are you on about. Hell we managed to net a healer for UCOB in a day while we're still looking for a fucking melee DPS.

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is it harder or something? whats the point

I need to reset side quests NG+ should be leveling options for alt jobs.

Absolutely i will

>I'm already tired
Do you want me to call waaaahmbulance?

Are you that upset that someone out there doesn't like your waifu?

1/2 more level until I cap AST.
Fuck this class.

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Why do jump puzzles exist in this game if hitboxs are wonky as fuck.

Did they really say they would rework SMN in 5.1?

with how the summer tower worked, i think they kinda expect people to expect non accurate hitboxes

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That doesn't say anything about 5.1 though

I hate lack of hitboxes. ShB full of fancy zones and building but all of them don't have any hitboxes at all. Absolute low effort. I hope Yoshi for next FF MMO will make proper seamless world. XIV code should be purged alongside with 1.0

I suspect x.1 is patch with major reworks.

It was pretty good after getting CI and realizing CO was a 700 potency ogcd aoe heal and I didn't put it on my bar after the job changes

I hope you're right, but considering that Q&A was like a month ago and they made it sound like they didn't have anything concrete planned out yet I doubt they'll have enough time to implement a rework

You're retarded

So you can't replay Shadowbringers? Why even bother

Eh, the fact that I have to start from the beginning is really iffy to me. I'd probably do it to rewatch some scenes for DRK but I doubt I'd use it unless it's a lot of XP and I get sick of dungeons/potd.

Which stormblood dungeons do you want to get hard mode in the upcoming patches?

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Hell’s lid maybe? I like lava maps

xiv hard modes sucks

Shisui for dyable slutglams.

FF14 isn't fun

Swallow's Compass

retard detected

A man of culture

Eureka is fun.

>tfw no Elezen gf

>tfw no xaela bull

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When is the next relic coming so I can properly plan the time I have left before I never get to see the sun?

>Want brain damaged idiot as bull
Literally the worst players

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My guess would be 5.2 in all honesty maybe even 5.3, they haven't talked about relic weapons for ShB at all.

Krile makes me diamonds.

Play male elezen.

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>tfw no edgy, possesive, controlling malera bf

What kills it for me is from what I understand is that you can't just replay certain duties without having to go ALL the way back, like the Grand Melee or the roleplay fights.

>Oh right, you are a 70iq retard, my mistake. Carry on then.
But I already play BRD, stop being so hostile.

Both DNC and MCH have the same amount of buttons. However, DNC should be easier on a controller.

>Leveling healers
>HP bars keep going up and down
>Feel that the group expects me to dps
>Anxiety

How do you guys even do it?
As a DPS, if I mess my rotation is no big deal, as long as I don't get hit. But as a healer...

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>I play on a gamepad and I prefer to swap hotbars as little as possible.
Did you enable WHXB? Also macro your sprint to your L3/R3, helps a ton.

I think I'm going to take a break. Not because I'm not enjoying grinding but the community has gone on my nerves these past couple of days. It's almost like work logging in.
>Brain dead retards
>Passive aggressive smug assholes
>Weird emote spammers in limsa
>Homeless bot spammers.

See you in a couple of days Jim.

>How do you guys even do it?
Damage in this game is super scripted and not particularly intensive if you're a little proactive with your oGCDs. The only hitpoint that matters is the last, so if I know a HoT is going to cover the damage dealt until the next AoE, there's no rush to top people up.

Most DF healers I bump into are shitters that treat their cooldowns like emergency buttons instead of their first response.

Is avatarfagging on xiv threads in Yea Forums the norm now?

no, go to /vg/ if you're that desperate for attention user

>everyone loves the Exarch, Emet, fat cat lady
>tfw my real MVP is Ardbert

The scene where he tries to save those two soldiers and ends up phasing through the sin eater entirely killed me.

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>Implying I'm the avatarfag
No user. I'm just a neutral NPC just wondering if we're really going to be allowing this now.

>Started as archer and finished entire MSQ without changing jobs
>"Press this button when it proccs" is apparently the most fun job
Fuck

I liked using it against bosses but it feels like absolute garbage in dungeons compared to its counterparts.

Gunbreaker for life.

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DNC's idle animation ruined it for me

Nope

Her ponytail is fucking cute

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Good taste. I got feels when he walked back to his teammates. Lyna was great too mostly for that thigh tease.

Emet was a decent villain but people are saying they were cryin over him? Its like damn nigga you gay or somethin? lol

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>it's another Praetorium episode with a guy bitching how long it's taking the entire time
>or someone gets lefts behind because they took too long to alt tab and start bitching about it even though they can teleport in when the group encounters a boss

If you didn't want to do it, why are you here?

XD TIME TO GET POPCORN HAAHAHHA XD
I get you want to have a conversation but come on.

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That explains why I always load faster than the rest of the party

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Because First's cat is the cutest cat

Aether/Crystal "discussion" in-game is pure cringe.

It works except for the last cut scene, which is faster in eng.

This poster here, is it honestly any better in primal?

French is actually the fastest.

Better is subjective. Personally I see less degeneracy on Primal than on Aether/Crystal. But you still have to deal with bots and retards.

Yeah both "Unleash DILATIMA" and Lahabrea
Refugees are starting to ruin it
>mfw diaper rp in public chat in limsa
Who cares

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>Fire arrow removed ages ago
>No Foe Requiem
>AoE DPS phase on mages is awkward
>Songs are just 30 second stances that give no support to the party

I always go take a shit after finishing the run hoping people leave before me

I also notice Aether has a huge discord circlejerk issue if you want to do anything. Is this also a problem in primal?

>Have to join discord for hunts
>Discord for PvP

I swear I didn't remembered that was a sweating guy meme
There are hunt trains and they invite you without problem, Idk about pvp but I swear that mael goes always premade

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silence, weeaboo

I'm talking more about the drama and hivemind. I always see Aether's PvP channel full of name-dropping and shittalking behind people's backs. Even the balance discord has those members who are know it all assholes but nobody says anything because they have tenure.

I guess it's more of an mmo trend but fuck. Why can't we just have a chill community where everyone isn't breathing down your back and ready to shittalk you behind your back?

>Literally just refresh once every 30 seconds
Wrong.
>Every 10 seconds
Wrong.
>Each song lasts 30 seconds.
VERY wrong.

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>Who cares
L2R
Those who want faster cutscenes in prae, retard.

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Oh sorry, I don't even use discord. I'm probably blacklisted for being an early puller anyway (I was trying to solo an A rank at the end of stormblood).

BLM? Yes.

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You're a strong man. I get anxiety when I know people are shittalking me behind my back. Even worse when they shittalk me in public.

Nobody gives a fuck about your one time early pull

>vaguely interested in this game
>read this thread
>then go look at /vg/ thread
the majority of this game's playerbase is trannies right? ive never seen so much petty shitflinging and avatarfagging since TERA's general was at its height

>eden normal gear already has the perfect color for glamor
>no reason to do savage
sasuga yoship

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>tfw get happy when people move on ahead without me at the magitek chocobos part because I can just sit at the concrete door alt tabbed out while waiting

Is there a reason to ever use scathe as a BLM?

That's a general human thing by the way
It has nothing to do with MMOs or discord

Wait really? I always thought it was because I played with a SSD which is why I loaded in faster than everyone else, didn't figure Jap dubs would be faster.

Kinda surprised more people don't play with a SSD, it's a huge time saver in the game.

Why is your skin oily

I'll never underestimate the autism of discord trannies
Just shittalk back

A red mage appears on the cover of FF dimensions

This has been the case for several raid tiers. Like the FFVI Omega sets and second Alex tier.

People call out hunts on primal through linkshellls or novice network.

I play in a ps4 and I have to wait almost a minute to fight Gaius if I'm not the tank

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Seriously nobody cares
The biggest hunt autists are all used to retards screeching that they pulled a nanosecond too early because their friend is RP walking from Limsa to the Ruby Sea and has to do Sirensong first. Unless you're a serial train ruiner they are sympathetic to early pulls.

I'd say SSD is a must in this game. I timed the loading screens between HDD and SSD and found a huge difference. Takes 25 seconds to load into Limsa on a 7200RPM WD HDD, meanwhile it takes only 4 seconds on a cheap Kingston Sata 3 SSD.

It fucking sucks dude.

I'm not smart enough to shittalk back. Most of everything they say is right so I can't really dismiss them.

SAM's pretty fun.
>midare setsugekka, tsubame-gaeshi, hissatsu senei for 3500 potency

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I am though, I decided to focus on one job from each category. Already got WHM, DRG, and BRD to 80. currently still working on SMN and haven't decided between PLD and DRK yet

Its the wet clothes option.

WILD AND PURE AND FOREVER FREE

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I miss Nero.

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I hope they improve shoha so you can midare > senei > tsubame > shoha

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Healer has always been the chad job, suckers literally begging us to keep them alive

Astro? Yes.

I've asked this in 3 different threads and nobody has answered me yet.

Higabana -> meikyo -> midare -> midare
Midare -> higabana -> meikyo -> midare

Which one should I do?

I see you don't run the MSQ roulette very often

UNLEASH DILATIMA

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How does one tank?

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first one if its a boss

He's around making cid seethe and bankrupting his business

OH GODS NO
ORN KHAI, HELP
THE LALAFELLS ARE COMING FOR ME AGAIN.

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this is how lalafells look like without the chibi filter

>run to enemy
>use ranged attack
>use aoe attack
>if 3 or less enemies, use singular attacks, if 4 or more, continue using aoes
>pop cooldowns occasionally

I usually use a healer and I can't use R3 because I remapped L1 and R1 to Up and Down which means I had to remap R3 to R1.
And I cant use L3 because I press L3 accidentally a lot

I love the Vanru dance, especially when it’s in sync with the music that’s currently playing

Bard is the only job my autism can function in.

>we live in a time line where MCH is actually both fun AND viable now

WHAT HAPPENED

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It depends on your skill speed and party composition if you should higanbana or midare first.
Go to The Balance discord

MCH does slightly less damage than BRD and brings no utility.

>was going to buy her outfit for the hairstyle
>the hair is just part of the outfit and not an actual hairstyle

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Viera

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Don't drop aggro
Don't die

Fuck off tranny.

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>stop playing a fun job and BUFF MY PARSE

for mobs
>turn on tank stance
>initiate with a range attack, follow up with your job's AoE, try to hit them all
>go for the next stack of mobs, hit with a ranged attack or your AoE, so long as you grab them all
>toss your defensive cooldowns one at a time, don't use multiple of them at the same time, using something like Sheltron or TBN while a CD is up is ok though
>spam your AOE combo/AOE attacks until there's like 2-3 mobs, then use your single target attacks

for bosses
>pop Sheltron/TBN/whatever WAR/GNB uses for their quick defense (I haven't leveled them yet so I dunno) whenever a boss is about to do a attack
>do mechanics
>shouldn't ever die from auto-attacks or need to use your CDs off of tankbusters if your healer is doing their job
>for oh shit moments, pop multiple CDs if you have to

Don't be a pussy, try to go for at least two stacks of pulls unless it's Bardam's Mettle and you're undergeared because for some reason the mobs hit way harder there at the first two pulls

I'm just stating facts, not my opinion. If people are playing it thinking they are the BLM of the ranged then it's not true. But if they find it fun then it doesn't matter anyway.

If you're not willing to do research then do the math yourself

Padding isn't a thing anymore

>that tfw ywn have a musky viera do bunny hop humps on top of you while she's in heat

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>Trial roulette
>Dancing plague
>Oh fuck no
>Wipe one, everyone keep drying to AOEs
>Wipe Two, We didn't do the dps check when everyone keep splitting up
>Wipe three, Tank pointed Divination rune to a weak party. I saw this and got the fuck out the way. Me and side tank left, they got pissy when i just used a sit emote
Like what the fuck am i gonna do? We can't finish her off. Now i have to wait for my clear friends to resub to do Ex. I can't trust randos anymore

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>ask for help with rotation
>provide resource
>sperg out about trannies because you don't like the source of the info

Why even ask then cockgobbler

I do
Meikyo -> Midare -> Midare -> Higanbana
It honestly doesn't really matter as long as you use tsubame on cooldown and keep higanbana up

Not the same guy. Go back.

That's not me. I hate asking here because there's the one fag who goes "xD ew using balance, using ACT."

>>Wipe three, Tank pointed Divination rune to a weak party. I saw this and got the fuck out the way. Me and side tank left, they got pissy when i just used a sit emote
God fucking dammit. This shit makes me absolutely seethe. 3 fucking expansions in and retards still cleave people. Hate fucking skip niggers. I started offtanking right on front of titania and provoking her when divination rune starred up just to prevent another wipe at 20%

When's 5.1? Kinda want to resub but I don't have much to do other than finish leveling MCH and some other jobs I like

Go back tranny

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Sure
And you didn't post that just so you could sperg about trannies either

You are a complete and utter retard.

Why do people think BRD hard? I find MCH more difficult just because of the gauss spam when overheating

October

there's a live letter in a few days at tokyo game show

We do ranged dps in real life. Nobody wants to do their job in a game.

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Fucking newfags demanding to be spoonfed then autistucally screeching when they dont like where the info comes from. I really don't understand this board sometimes, the raiders are parsetrannies, the ERPers are also degenerate trannies, trannies around every goddamn corner apparently.

>We'll get to see the first glimpse of the Nier raid in a few days

will this be more kino than ivalice?

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DAE LE DILATIMA xD

But I just said that's not me...

Cringe.

seethe, cope, dilate

my favorite coil song

WHY IS THE ALLIANCE RAID SO LONG RIGHT NOW
20 MINUTE WAIT TIME FOR A TANK

I THOUGHT EVERYONE LEFT FOR WOW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

mine too, I love Bahamut's Dilate Morh attack

>uses a second connection just to shitpost about trannies on 4channel
A little obsessed huh

alliance took me 30 min+ yesterday as tank on primal

usually takes me 5 minutes on tonberry reeeeeeeeeeeee

I personally can't wait for Copra Dilatama Sithe Ultimate in 5.3, I've got my BiS and my gold parses ready to go!

It's NOT FUCKING ME. FUCK HOW CAN I PROVE IT?

why aren't you pulling wall to wall user?
you DO want to make your dungeons a chore, don't you?

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>off tank doesn’t tank one of the adds I use hallowed ground and tank both, he still some how dies

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The Burn, just for the music

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I took several FF personality tests to see which class would be right for me so I wouldn't get bored of the grind and they all came up Bard, and I couldn't be happier with this decision. I like music and helping others in general so it was a perfect match.

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im the type of fag that doesn't do anything if the tank doesn't pull more than one pack and drops inmediately after i get out of combat

What's the most fun thing to troll people with?

I need to have some fun tonight, misery loves company. Fuck my work today, yes I'm a wagie.

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>knowing when to use utility abilities

So ever other job with raid utility in the fucking game? Get over yourself. Everyone already plans around buffs anyway, it’s nothing special.

God, I never thought it would be BRDfags that would be this obnoxious.

Rescue tanks into other party members on E4

You really are retarded.

early pulling hunts, baiting mentors in novice network, switching jobs really fast in town with a external macro to cause a high pitch sound everyone nearby hears.

>it's a "double mentor tank and heal where they only pull one at a time" episode

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do baby pulls in dungeons

Start off roleplaying and use rp skill macros and continue the rp when they start complaining, pissed me off when i got a catfag that was doing this

I almost never get baby pulling tanks, yet apparently they're everywhere according to Yea Forums. What I see way more of is dumbass DPS players who single target in mass pulls.

my problem with DPS is that they often come undergeared. like yesterday I had a summoner that was in Holminster Switch with a ilvl 290 weapon. You could get a ilvl 390 weapon with poetics or a ilvl 380 crafted weapon for dirt cheap.

so is this game dead now that wow classic brought the entire MMO community back home?

Got my first 80 bros..
What do now?

Unsub

Maybe on EU side because Yuropoors can't get enough of WoW.

On NA there are still daily queues to log in, NN is impossible to get in as a mentor unless you log in at early morning hours, Limsa is packed enough to make me drop below 60FPS on my core i7, and PF at primetime on Tuesday usually has 100+ parties advertising on Primal.

But I like playing the game.. :(

ERP

dance partner the healer, especially if there's a nigger mage
instapull a raid boss as tank, turn off tank stance, and shirk to the other tank
use rescue on a black mage in leylines and type "oops", then do it again later on

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You guys didn't struggle with dps checks this tier, right? You cleared this baby content weeks ago, right?

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WoW is an mmo. XIV is a singleplayer game with ocassional forced co-op. There is no threat to XIV or vice versa.

gear up and do ex primals and savage.
level up alt jobs.
get rich with crafting/gathering, use the Gil to fund next raid tier, buy a ishgard house coming soon, or sell it to pay for more sub time.
do the sidequests you missed that unlock raids, dungeons, emotes, cutscenes, etc

Cap on Phatasmagoria tomestones before the reset tomorrow.

I wish XIV was a single player game but I can't do raids, workshop crafting, or SHB hunts alone.

ok retard

I chalk it up to new expansion syndrome like tanks overpulling. Had to heal holmnister with a tank using the 270 pld af

I still haven't started Savage even though I'm overgeared for it. I've been too busy leveling other jobs and crafting. Also I don't want to deal with statics because those feel like a unpaid part time job and learning pugs seem to be worse than statics because I hear people drop after 1 wipe.

Have you ever played the class optimally?

I don't think anyone here does. You need a server tick addon to play it optimally.

meet me on lan, bro

I'm probably just gonna do it so I can replay DRK quests and see if I missed out on any dialogue.

Absolute bullshit but on the bright side, at least we're not supporting mog station like this.

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Every time this gets posted in one of my XIV discords I see people getting asshurt and saying Titan would have been literally impossible if it was 10% and not 15%.

This tier honestly feels like the easiest one I've ever played, definitely easier than deltascape, even when considering alte roite.

I could only get to titan on week 4 because my team is ass but would an extra 5% really have made him impossible to kill?

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>baiting mentors in novice network

>"Is SCH a main healer or off healer?"
>kick anyone that answers incorrectly

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From the gamescom summary

There were 700k subs before ShB and it keep increasing, the reason SE still haven't announced their sub yet is because the subs are still on the rise and they want it to reach it peak before an official sub announcement

youtube.com/watch?v=34iwAwF14s8

Viera are a mistake.

doesn't matter if its easier if it's still literally impossible to meet a dialation check

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Wow looking kinda cool there Minnie.

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Wet Clothes option?

This, but make them unequipable by Lalas

I fanta'd into Viera with the promotion they were offering but I couldn't last two weeks before wanting to go back. Not wearing hats was really shitty when their ears are so stiff. Their eyebrows make me diamonds though

she's acting

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>/gpose
>press * on number pad (or w/e key is the gpose setting bound to)
>2nd option
>wet attire.

Is specially bad, if your glams don't match with their look.