YOU AN ME CAN RULE THIS CITY SPIDAHMAN OR WE CAN JUST RACE TO THE DEATH

I watched spiderman 1 yesterday, I dont understand why so many people say it has aged like shit or that it's cheesy as fuck, I dont really see it, I think it's pretty good

if they can bring back simmons then they should bring back dafoe

only nu-capeshit fanboys say that

I WILL BARE THIS CROSS SPIDERMAN

I OFFERED YOU FRIENDSHIP AND YOU SAT ON MY FACE

It is cheesy but nobody has any appreciation for that in the age of everything being cringe.

>don't tell harry about my nazi memorabilia collection
that line really came out of nowhere

>Wooden doors, Pete!
Jesus Christ, Raimi

>peter, don't tell Harry about the 13%

>lets lynch minorities, spidahman

wtf raimi

It's cheesy because it's a fucking superhero movie

>fictitious racist spiderman quote
facetious condemnation

it's the classic group think, cheese as fuck is the most generic pseudo drawback you can spit

I'm not familiar with this one. What's this mean?

Deals with certain fume rooms.

Only sojamales would say that

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>”listen Peter, despite being only 2% of the population, kikes own more than 90% of all media. So keep that in mind anytime you see an agenda being pushed by the msm”
Geez, that was pretty anti Semitic. What did Raimi mean by this?

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>"That's strange, my spider sense isn't detecting Larry Silverstein in the towers. You'd think someone who just renewed the insurance on the property would at least show up for work..."

THE ONLY THING PEOPLE LOVE MORE THAN A HERO IS TO SEE A HERO FAIL, FALL, DIE TRYING. IN SPITE OF EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE FOR THEM EVENTUALLY THEY WILL HATE YOU

I boiled so many fuckin' gooks they named a brand of rice after me!

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SPIDER MAN IS A-

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I feel like this scene was a little ham-fisted in it's message.

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It's a product of a different age really. We can't have a villain say "WE'LL MEET AGAIN SPIDER-MAN!" and play it straight in this day and age. Everything has to be super serious unless they are using a joke/quip they'll be able to use in trailers after the music stops.

It's still fucking great, as is the second. Retards today can't have anything in capeshit deviate from the Marvel formula of over-serious acting + main character throwing out quips. The Dark Knight or Deadpool like movies can get away with it once or twice, but the audiance always goes back to the same type of movie.

>nice iam unemployed

Blame the Marveldrones, they only want more shit made by The Mouse.

DAE LE SAM RAIMI SPOODERMAN FILMS WERE ACTUALLY SUPAR RACIST LMAOOO!!! NIGGURZ LOL!!! HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA JEWS HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHA GET IT BECAUSE THE ACTUAL MOVIES WERE PROBLEMATIC AS SHIT BUT WE HAVE TO STICK IT TO LE ESS-JAY-DUBYAS LMAO IM SO EDGY!!!!!!!!
>SCENE FROM SPOODERMAN 2
>JJJ: What do we call this FAGGOT?
>Hoffman: Dr. NIGGER!!!!!
HHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA RACISM AND OPPRESSION OF POCS IS SO FUNNEEEEEEE

>>JJJ: What do we call this FAGGOT?
>>Hoffman: Dr. NIGGER!!!!!
that is completely hilarious

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>problematic
meaningless word that would not apply to the quote people cry about in the first movie

Binge

Where is your shitposting licence?

>>pretty good, for a nigger
Jesus christ raimi. How did he get away with this?

YOU FUCKIN SCARE ME WHEN YOU SAY SHIT LIKE THAT STAHHHP!

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>NICE DRESS DID YOUR JEWISH MASTERS MAKE IT FOR YA
Raimi...

>ARBEIT MACHT FREI, SPIDERMAN
jesus h. christ

What the fuck is this meme and where does it come from?

>I saw your big beefy pussy on the fappening, Mary Jane
wtf were they thinking with this line

The bonesaw scene

I don't get it.

Basically he called bonesaw a faggot in the original movie and it all spiraled into madness from there.

the trilogy will be shown in film schools. I guarantee it.

I can understand why people think its cheesy, but it honestly aged better then most hero films even comparing it to newer movies like Civil War or the 1st avengers. People mistake fun for cheesiness. Or I guess they think Cheesy = bad.

Yea Forums

>>JJJ: What do we call this FAGGOT?
>>Hoffman: Dr. NIGGER!!!!!

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>2009 Youtube Poop dialogue

>MY SLIPPERY GREEN COLEN

Spider-Man 1 and 2 are fantastic, ever 3 is pretty enjoyable
The new Ironman-lite movies are fucking dogshit, I have no idea how anyone enjoys them.
>Bully is a jock and also smart and also cool and also attractive
>And is also a DJ and throws huge house parties
>And he calls Peter Parker penis parker
>AND EVERYBODY CLAPPED

Oooh shit that "did your husband make that dress for you" part. I see. Thank you.

Isnt there like a delete scene where norman has ptsd about his nazi dad or grandfather

I WANNA SEE THOSE ASS CHEEKS CLAP SPIDERMAN

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>That time spiderman called himself Pundo parker for a while

>Peter, that day, the explosions at the base of the tower. I planted them.
>I forgive you. We needed the oil.

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..........Am I?.........
>grins

>Don't tell Harry I joined the 41%.

>storms into auschwitz
>"FINISH IT"
Rami... Rami...

???

>who am i? you sure you want to know? the story of my life is not for the faint of heart. if somebody told you six million jews died in the holocaust...somebody lied.

>Its me potbelly man
God tobey was such a odd casting choice

>what have you done? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?
>grabs conveniently loaded gun in NYC

youtube.com/watch?v=tT55pvSe9R4

I'm inside your fucking green asshole

Anyone else play the game of it? It's ridiculously hard on the maximum difficulty. I remember beating Goblin at this point in the game and thinking I had just beat the final boss, and then the game kept going and I realized it was this scene and I was really only halfway through the game.

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We're in an era of modernist post-ironic and deconstruction. There can be no playing it straight with a population of demoralised fags as an audience.

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We'll never get a good spider-man film again will we, it's just going to be iron boy and serious quips up the ass isn't it?

Seeing as Sony just stole back the rights to spidey movies I wouldn't be too sure. We probably won't get anything Raimi-tier again, but I enjoyed Venom.

It's cheesy, but it knows its cheesy and it revels in it. None of the movies are objectively good in terms of writing and often acting, but they're memorable and fun that they don't need to be Oscar-bait. Not every great movie is a by-the-books "great movie. "Savant Movies" as I've come to call them can have a lot of things wrong with them, and yet become classics because what they do good, they do great. The Raimi trilogy was just that. Not Citizen Kanes by any means, but so fun and reckless that you just don't care.

Nothing dares do that today. Every normie is used to the same, homogenized, built-by-committee slop. Nothign is allowed to go outside the box anymore. Every movie has to be a generic jack-of-all trades to ensure maximum profit and minimum loss.

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>serious quips up the ass
Spider-Man invented the overly quippy superhero archetype. It's a defining character trait.

You fuckin scaring me when you say shit like that gobby, STOOOOL

The oneyplays Spider-man 2 LP is one of the best

Yes but in the marvel films everyone is throwing out quips and jokes, it isn't just a spider-man thing now at least in those films

>STOP THE PLANE STOP THE PLANE

Will we ever see a fight as brutal as this in modern capeshit?
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her pussy wasn't leaked

you seem upset

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Gotta love the toku inspiration Raimi had for the first Spider-Man flick. Those suits still are top tier.

I still remember my heart pounding when I was in the theater seeing it for the first time. Fights in movies now never have so much weight to them.

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This is the most mature thread I've ever seen that began with a dunkey quote.

God I love Raimi
Imagine Spiderman 4 with an aged boomer spidey like the one from spiderverse, going full camp and cheesy in this age of quippy-but-serious copypasted superhero movies

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Keep saying it

>ugh, I couldn’t stand Tobey... he was just so weird/unattractive, I like the new actors much better

That’s how you know people like the idea of Spider-Man more than the actual Spider-Man. Spider-man isn’t supposed to be some hot, quirky nerd. He’s a fucking anti-social poindexter who has trouble getting close to others and he looks the part in his high school years. I could fill up a damn near book at how the reboot and MCU version of Spider-Man get the character completely wrong.

>that use of cg only when they absolutely needed it
>all that good choreographed fighting

It hurts. It hurts to see how far cape shit has fallen. I mean, it may not have been the most amazing shit in the world but that fight scene alone is better than anything in the current mcu.

This. Tobey Spider-Man is maybe the closest to 60's Spider-Man style we'll ever get. An adult, but a nerdy adult.

There's something about the way Tobey delivers his CHEESE line in Spider-Man 1 that I can't see the soulless Holland or Garfield doing. Maybe it's because they're both disgusting britbongs and Tobey is as American as apple pie (and hanging nooses from trees)

gracias doctor

Needs more quips to be like 60's Spidey

the "OH" always catches me off guard but its so fucking perfect. classic raimi.

Only one explosion and two walls torn down, terrible! Absolutely terrible!

WALLOPIN' WEBCRAWLERS

>That awful scream when spidey gets sent into the wall
>The way Goblin slumps over but Peter keeps dragging him back up to keep hitting him

Jesus this was so good

Didn’t even bother with the Holland film. The moment they gave Spider-Man a BFF who knew his secret identity and could emotionally validate him and support him they had already missed the point completely. Garfield was awful, but I think that may have been more the writers fault then his as he did a pretty damn good job in Hacksaw Ridge.

The worst part is someone will actually think this post is sincere

NO PROBLEM

Fuck it, I’m downloading and watching this movie again.

>The moment they gave Spider-Man a BFF who knew his secret identity and could emotionally validate him and support him they had already missed the point completely
In the comics he's ALWAYS had this. It was just Mary Jane.

So honestly, how was the new Spider-man game? Does it actually get the character right and is the game genuinely fun, or is it overblown by sonynigs?

You know why Spider-Man 1 and 2 are so good? It's because they're SINCERE. They know what they want to do and they do their best to make their audience see that. It doesn't try to sell itself short by being self-aware with quips or visual gags.

I think Willem Dafoe said it best: "Spider-Man is about extraordinary things happening to ordinary people."

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Holy shit I don't remember it being this brutal

Naw, i still hold that tobey is good for peter but a terrible spiderman. He cant deliver lines with jaunty heroism.

It's a decent action game. The main story is good and Spider-Man himself is handled well. The main problem is that Mary Jane is an annoying bitch and while Miles is fine he's also just sort of there, and you have to play as both of them in crappy stealth levels several times. Also the side content is pretty half-assed compared to the main story missions. Definitely worth buying during a sale if you like Spider-Man.

WHY BOTHER?

Mary jane was a huge bitch to peter all the time tho so it balanced out

>SCENE FROM SPOODERMAN 2
>JJJ: What do we call this FAGGOT?
>Hoffman: Dr. NIGGER!!!!

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No he didn’t. Most of the time nobody knew his secret identity aside from maybe 1 or 2 capes and Eddie. That was part of his character, he was loved as everyone when he was Spider-man but in reality nobody truly knew or loved him. He had to choose the safety of his peers or fame by letting out his secret, and often times he’d have to look like a coward or jerk as Peter to save the day as Spider-Man. That’s what made his character was so fun. He was always walking the line between his friends and family or the responsibilities that came with his powers.

Of course, every super hero has lost that now as they have all become celebrities with super powers. The whole secret identity thing is barely a part of capes any more.

>He cant deliver lines with jaunty heroism.

I'm sure Tobey could do it, but I just think it was an artistic choice by Raimi

I just used cheat codes to get unlimited webbing, every combo, the other costumes, and play as Green Goblin.

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It's the best Spidey game in a long time and I don't regret 100%'ing it. The MJ sections can suck my big nuts though.

It's genuinely fun and I REALLY wanted to hate it. It feels great to play and the take on spiderman is slightly different than the norm but it does a good job at defining the character and making him feel like spiderman and peter parker. The gameplay is fucking addicting and they actually made a good Miles Morales

That’s kind of the sacrifice you have to make with Tobey. Great at Peter but that melancholy that comes with Peter lingers when he changes to Spider-Man. Still, I’d argue getting Peter right is more important and no other actor has gotten either right.
Gotcha, I’ll wait till a sale then. Thanks for the heads up.

Garfield handled that part better i feel, but then its the other way around where garfield as peter is pure shit. He was like the coolest kid in school and looks like he walked out of a Abercrombie ad

>Of course, every super hero has lost that now as they have all become celebrities with super powers. T

The substance of your argument is exceedingly correct, but there is a broader conclusion to draw from it:

Every super hero and pop culture property has lost now that they've given all of them over to clueless leftists that are more interested in using them as propaganda vehicles rather than getting them right.

Garbage movie, didn't bother seeing it since I had advance warning. Webshooters didn't matter at all and what you're talking about is the real essence of the character.

>that little gelp at 00:37
Fuck, man it's still hard to watch because you forget Peter's just a kid.

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Again, that was a directorial choice. He could have asked Garfield to gain a few pounds or got him to wear different clothes.

For this reason i unironically love You Don't Mess With The Zohan. Adam Sandler plays a clearly OP main character but it's how he tries so hard to lower his power level and fit in is so endearing. The movie just oozes charm from the tired and frustrated hairdressers, to the cocky and eager electronic store workers. Maybe i'm just being subjective but i love me a good "coming to america"-type movie where imigrants wanna make a new life in the states.

But every capeshit movie is just quips nowadays. Even serious moments get broken up by quips, yet this 2 decade old movie manages to not do that and be serious despite the retarded premise.

So, do you guys happy or upset that Disney lost Spider-Man to Sony?

I thought Zohan was going to be a piece of shit at the time before I saw it and enjoyed it. Good taste

God Dafoe is such a good actor

At this point, hot potatoing the spiderman ip is tradition

Reminder that david cage squandered the dafoe talent on his shit game

Oh yeah, I just figure that’s a given. It’s why I go back to people liking the idea of the characters instead of the actual characters themselves. They just take the super powers and costumes of iconic characters and throw them on some random, diverse figurehead. Hell, DC even brought back and made Rorschach black.

Indifferent. There will never be a faithful adaption of Spider-Man again, and for me the character of Peter is as important as the costume and powers. Also, I imagine they’ll be trying their damndest to make Miles the true Spider-Man first chance they get.

Disney is a shit company and anything that even slightly impacts their revenue is a good thing

I knew I loved it when the Phantom showed up

Thats true. Sony wont be able to resist that hunk of sexy black marketing that is miles

Why didn't he stop 9/11?

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Only way it'll work is if they give it to Raimi for Spider-Man 4

Or find a talent so good that him doing a Spider-Man movie would make you go "oh wow, of course"

Blacks are disgusting

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If the jannies get here, please just move the thread instead of deleting it. I like the discussion.

>implying he didnt cause it
Web shots, they dissolve leaving no trace

If I spent time regretting things David Cage squandered I'd never be able to move on with my life

Moving it to Yea Forums will flood it with MCU cucks who will try and derail the discussion. There’s like minded anons to us there, but there’s also a ton of shills. Best to just let the thread take its course.

Neutral. I haven't enjoyed a Spider-Man movie since the Raimi trilogy.

Uncle Ben's death made me cry when I rewatched the movie recently. This has never happened before, what gives?

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He missed the part where that's his problem.

Reminder that david cage squandered full ost support by david bowie

>Am I upset that Cancer lost to Aids?

I just don't feel much of anything for this property anymore. They can only defile a corpse so much before I'm just apathetic.
I get that the gameplay was good, played a little of it at a friend's house, but what they did with the movie was so bad I just don't have the motivation to care about him as a character anymore which takes the fun out of it.

You're getting older and realizing that people you care about are going to die before you do.

>JJJ: What do we call this FAGGOT?
>Hoffman: Dr. NIGGER!!!!!

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Cancer is much worse than AIDS. You can get cancer despite doing everything right in life.

Reminder that David Bowie was so entranced by the world of Omikron he volunteered to do it

Ok, Disney is much worse than Sony so I picked a good analogy. Both are still bad though overall.

I SURRENDER

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Miles is probably the most uninteresting cape in the Marvel Universe. Everyone loves him instantly, he always wins, and he has a perfect family life after the reboot. The only time he was ALMOST a good character was when he got his mom killed and his dad found out about his secret identity and just straight up abandoned his 16 year old son. I think the writers realized they weren’t good enough to fix the situation and just held out for the reboot after that. Also, he’s been “trying to be his own Spider-man” since his creation.

FUCK YOU CAGE. AAAAAAAH

I liked Far From Home quite a bit, but man the Raimi films are truly something special. Fucking irreplaceable those films are.

Pure kino from start to finish.

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Thank fuck for PS4 and Spider-Verse Miles, especially Spider-Verse Miles. Some of the most relatable shit I've seen (basically any scene he has with Gwen). They did him well.

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>shit how do we fix this?
>lets ask jamal, his dad walked out on him too
>jamal: “dont touch this one with a 10 foot pole”

>>SCENE FROM SPOODERMAN 2
>>JJJ: What do we call this FAGGOT?
>>Hoffman: Dr. NIGGER!!!!!

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It's funny when you realize every interesting black character pre-dates SJW bullshit:

Spawn
Blade
Cloak of Cloak and Dagger
Panther
Power Man (Power Man and Iron Fist comics were the shit back in the day)

I want to cum in Gwanda's tooth gap.

Dafoe gives 100% in whatver whole you give him

And he has a monsterously large penis apparently

Funnier than it had any right to be.

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Toby's dumb smile annoys me, show some pain fool!

Came here for this.

They both realized they had made a huge mistake

The saddest of souls.

AND THEY SAY THAT A HERO COULD SAVE US

Both made terrible flicks in which the only personality of Spiderman is that he is "young"

Dafoe looks checked out and Page looks like she's looking for the nearest exit.

Just think, if this movie was done today GG would be some awful, CG abomination with uncanny valley expressions.

Garfield was definitely not young in that movie. He was full on “how do you do fellow kids”

>playing Spider-man 2
>having that on in the background while swinging around

It was the best of feels.

>Spawn
Listen to Todd's based as fuck answer about this topic at 18:16.
youtu.be/pvKbRIuWFio

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Spiderman 2 where aunt may gives money to peter on his birthday to pay rent. When shes late on the payments for the house herself. That always gets me. There's nothing really capeshit can do to fucking top the struggles of living an actual life.

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More likely she's looking at David's album filled with pictures of her when she was 12

Spider-verse made me want a full movie with adult Peter.

Spidey is to Superman in terms of inability to make good movies after it's original series. It's snake bitten.

Well that was always the biggest strength of the Raimi films, the humanity of it all. Peter's biggest struggles never really came from dodging gunfire and beating up crooks, it came from the fact that stopping crime came at the cost of his girlfriend, his future, his stability, and his best friend

>that hard-earned money that May emotionally insisted that Peter should take is yoinked by Ditkovitch the next time Peter sees him

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This is overly animated

He did terrible things in old country.

Too brutal for zoomies

And now it’s
>welcome to the SHIELD Club! We’ll financially take care of you and your family. Oh, you don’t want to be part of it? Well we’ll help you from the background
>dude, you’re “insert hero here,” THAT’S AWESOME! Can I help you fight crime and stuff? Don’t worry, I’ll take your secret to the grave and will never let it slip

Actually, come to think of it, you know what show did the “friend knows your secret identity” thing really well? Smallville.

It's impressive, really. The constant stumbling and trying to make up a good lie is conveyed really well.

fuck I forgot how good Dafoe was, its a shape Molina wasn't as good despite 2 being the better overall movie

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>There's nothing really capeshit can do to fucking top the struggles of living an actual life.
Spider-Man broke the mold when he was first created by being a regular guy with regular issues who lucked into getting superpowers. That then kind of ruined his life but that's something else

Gotta love how even he began to care about Peter in the third movie.

It's impressive how they probably spent months choreography all that when you could have conveyed the same shit with half the facial tics or hand gestures. It's just overly-animated. It doesn't look like a real human anymore, which is a problem when trying to convey a real human situation.

BASED RESETERA POSTER

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Molina was great all the same.
>"butterfingers"
>"you have a train to catch"
>(that little smile when he sees Spider-Man in the reflection)
Also, the coolest looking Doc Ock in anything Spider-Man related. That trenchcoat and those arms are godly.

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this
fuck niggers and faggots

You cant do this to me!

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It’s because capeshit has conditioned people into thinking anything that doesn’t make obnoxious fucking quips every 5 minutes isn’t being self aware enough.

It's stylized animation. It's supposed to look interesting and crazy.

>477299340
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IVE SACRIFICED

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I honestly couldn’t tell that’s what she was doing. Her body language doesn’t really convey that.

Molina did well, Dafoe just constantly knocks it out the fucking park

This is the deal with spiderman now, he was a juggernaut both in sales and quality in the comics since the 60's, but because of the early 2000's movies and the fact of him being a piss poor teen full of issues companies just want him as the "millenial appeal". Like "Here Peter! Make some references about Aliens being a old movie and suck the cock of the old heroes because you are a sidekick to them learning to grow!"
The deal is that people like spiderman because you don't anything else but his character to carry the movie, he's funny, multidimensional, is in the right level between moralfag and rebelfag, his powers are fun and can bring a lot of imaginative action scenes and does the right thing not because he needs to prove something to himself, but just because people need help

Don’t forget over the top cg fights! If it doesn’t have those it’s not good.

I had a friend watch the Raimi films for the first time a couple months ago and he thought they were bad, yet he liked the Last Jedi. Shit taste if you ask me.

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>It's a cartoon, its not supposed to look real

Come on dude

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Is there even a Superhero movie where they focus on the hero trying not to abuse his superpowers to advance his very ordinary life?

Shazam was a really good movie because it wasn't afraid to have humor beyond, "haha quip quip"

>Oh.

Anyone else remember seeing the Twin Towers trailer for the first movie? I remember it playing when I went to go see Jurassic Park 3.

actual lol

Yeah, no shit. Cartoons hardly follow real life to that degree.

I think that was the premise to Hancock?

This, how the fuck are movie producers still as stupid as comic producers of three decades ago? No one after the silver age wants sidekick type characters. Anything good comicfags say about the Robins is about what they do when they stop being Robins

Spodyman 3.

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>There are people that exist that hate Spider-Man 1&2 but like The Last Jedi

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Damian was a really fun character in NU52 Batman. Actually, you want a fucking great comic series that actually gives Batman some interesting character growth, NU52 Batman and Robin is one of the best ever and I don’t know how it managed to be so good in one of the worst comic reboots DC has ever made.

>Peter...
>tell Harry a spic did it
What the fuck, Raimi?!

I could not careless.

You thought the Raimi movies went overboard, just look at the game.

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To be fair, they are kind of fucking stuck because RDJ is going to upstage anyone from their teenage plank factories.
Deadpool who I personally think is cancer, also stole half of his comedic lunch to be used on more a completely seperate shitshow which leaves little room for Spiderman now.

They should really just kill him off and make Black Tarantula or whatever they want to fail with for Miles and get it over with already.

>all black tacticool doc ock

Does Sony never learn anything? WTF

>how the fuck are movie producers still as stupid as comic producers of three decades ago

Because they're all corprate suits who couldn't give two shits about the characters they own. They just want to maximize profits.

Tim Drake is a legit solid Robin and most of his good stories are him just being Robin. Actually, I think he's the only one that actually reveled in his sidekick role unlike most the other ones.

Eh, his newest run is alright but not enough me to spent money on it.

Movie was made before 9/11 existed

>black
It's fucking green and there's barely anything tacticool about it. It's just his green scientist jumpsuit with some padding here and there.

It was good, I have no idea how it slipped through the SJWs grasp.

Then even had them say grace at the table, albeit to no one specific, and the whole multicult thing which was more 90z kidz level so not too obnoxious and they had a plausible setup for it.

Shazam was all about this, and surprisingly decent.

I still think the Raimi movies are the best, I don't like zoomie Spiderman and Amazing Spiderman was boring

Reboot Spiderman movies had the worst villains. The designs aren't as smart as the MCU ones or as classic as the Raima ones.

Read Animal Man

>>SCENE FROM SPOODERMAN 2
>>JJJ: What do we call this FAGGOT?
>>Hoffman: Dr. NIGGER!!!!!
Top fucking kek. I normally hate racist stuff and im gay so I dont like the F word but this shitty copypasta never fails to make me laugh, its just so unexpected lmao even if i already expected it. Thanks for the momentary moment of temporary goodness, my good user

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Only shitty thing about Deadpool is Waypool.

I am sorry you had to see Jurassic Park 3

Don't you mean "Manimal?"

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wasn't the 52 batman and robin Dick and Damian though? That one was the only one where I haven't hated Damian because the reversed dynamic of batman and robin was a lot of fun

How come disney, warner, or even sony have ask Sam to make them a movie?

>Has anybody lost a roll of hundred dollar bills wrapped in a rubber band?
*multiple people put their hand up, say it was them*
Because we found the rubber band

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Watched the whole damn thing

Todd's a really cool guy. Interesting fellow, too. I hope MK11 does Spawn well.

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A rubber band is not a privilege, it's a gift. And you use it for the good of mankind.

Thanks doc!

No, Animal Man by DC/Vertigo, the history of man who is gifted the power of absorving the powers and communicating with animals by aliens to became a public celebrity until his powers become a curse on him and everyone he loves

youtube.com/watch?v=kCd6HLNW3MQ
>this whole fucking scene
>tfw aunt may KNEW

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And then it ends with him talking to the reader through the fourth wall