What games do you play on the shitter? I like to play Candy Crush

What games do you play on the shitter? I like to play Candy Crush

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i just count my floor tiles

fuck off weirdo

I play do my business, wipe my ass thoroughly, then get up and wash my hands so I can actually go about my day (playing console games)
you toilet escapists disgust me

Niggers are subhuman.

Read the labels on the backs of soaps/ deodorants.

I shitpost, literally

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based

>touch phone while on the shitter.
>proceed to wash hands afterwards.
>but don't wash phone.
May as well not wash at all.

I literally shitpost.

stop ruining my thread with your racism and bigotry

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im gonna...
IM GONNA
COOOOOOOOOOOOM

Alttp lately. Also tetris99

If it takes you more than 60 seconds to shit ur doing it wrong

I can walk in and squeeze out a log and wipe and be done in 45 if I'm feeling spry

I usually sit for an hour and a half there, there must be something worng with my rim

Sounds like your diet is fucked.

Browsing Yea Forums

This is a coom-free zone

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>Run several miles day a day, every day
>Metabolism is super efficient
>Have to take a shit daily at around 8am, be done in approximately 6 minutes
I laugh at you Yea Forums

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U need to squat a bit
Just enough to put ur feet on something 8 inch off the ground

But that user is absolutely correct.

the real question is why do you have this pic on your hard drive at all faggot

kys

I take painkillers and I can shit in under a minute. How fucked is your diet user?

your wife satania is so cute

I'm only sitting there for 30 seconds tops. What the fuck is wrong with your bowels that you have time to play games?

exclusively granblue

I shit in under a minute most of the time, even bringing my phone with me seems like a waste and unhygienic.

Handheld pinball games, mostly Kirby’s Pinball Land

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>an hour and a half
Your fucking asshole's going to prolapse one day if you don't fix that shit, bro.