Fuck you faggot son

Nice job you fucking retarded fag

my father and i go days without speaking on a regular basis
i think a dildo would actually spurn conversion

the joke you were going for was kinda funny but your autistic delivery killed it

YOURE NOT MY REAL DAD, MARCUS
FRIG YOU

tell him that you bought it ironically

Sounds more like the dad is retarded for not checking the shipping label first. Do stupid things, get stupid rewards.

How come he don't want me Yea Forums?

>faggot son vs faggot hipster son
you're not making it better

It's too late for that, it'd come across as a massive cope.

If I'm the faggot when why are you fucking me?

>a few days later
LOL IT WAS JUST A JOKE!

Just say you bought it jokingly for a battlestation photo to show your internet friends

>accidentally finding out your son is a fag
jesus christ imagine if this where to happen to you

>it'd come across as a massive cope.
reply with "have sex"

>tfw your dad finds your used diapers under your bed when your 13

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tell him it was a joke

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There’s nothing inherently gay about wanting a large dildo up your ass

I don't even think I'd be mad at my son if this happened, I'd probably just start cracking him and roast him a bit for being a little queer, but drop it after a bit.

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Better than finding out he's a Yea Forumsirgin.

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There's nothing inherently gay about anal stimulation
But if it takes the form of a penis, then it's at least a little gay

non father detected

Maybe you should stop being a faggot.

WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK, YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER

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Have sex.

IT'S A FUCKING JOKE

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I tried but it didn't work, in fact repressing my homosex just made me more turned on by men.

Can you make me a sandwich?

How come they don't want me man...

Are you stereotypically gay? Or do you come across as straight

have delivery

I have a masculine voice and by all accounts no gay-face to speak of.

>son likes boys
>son spams smash threads
Not a hard choice by any means.

Fuck you

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Just tell him it's a gift for your gf. My wife has a dildo and I bought it for her so it's not that weird.

Don't need to
It's DiGiorno

My buddies actually bought me a BBC dildo for my birthday one year as a joke. I stuck it in my drawer and and then later found images of my dad holding it on his computer.

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You were going to have to come out eventually, this isn't ideal but at least it forced your hand. Don't do something retarded like try to play it off, it will make shit worse

Though I'd say you bought it for your boyfriend to lessen the blow as coming out as a bottom

i've waited for this so long father. kakatte koi!

Time to fuck you faggot dad

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>paying to cuck yourself

Hey look at those faggot ass clothes

>trying to be scary
halloween is next month grandpa

No i fuck YOU nigger

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Did he keep it?

god i wish that were me

>Though I'd say you bought it for your boyfriend to lessen the blow as coming out as a bottom
I'm not even a bottom though, that's the ironic part. I just wanted to try it.

>implying she doesn't peg him with it

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ok that's not bad 7/10

this
it's probably molded after someone else

>replaced by a dildo
Wow, and you ok with that?