Tfw wife is bad at video games

Yes they are very small and cute Asian feet

>love humongous breasts
>girlfriend is a chestlet
Fug

I wish I could but I’m not super great at sex either and I don’t know how I would train

Then get creative

your wife has patrician taste. you're the problem here user

Are you bad in bed? Serious question, a womens sexual performance is usually reflective or how good you are because the more turned on and "into" it she is, the more shes willing to do. If shes hesitant about sex its usually an indicator she isnt enjoying herself and is only doing it reluctantly

I’m not that good in bed, and I think you are correct generally speaking. But my wife is super horny all the time, and always initiates our sex. I’m kinda over sex personally, so I just do it for her. And even though I’m bad and she’s bad, she still seems to enjoy it a lot. So I don’t know if what you said applies in this case.

Sex therapist

Sex the rapist

>boring complicated citybuilder
>only wants to play multiplayer, probably generic flavor-of-the-month shooters
Have you considered getting decent taste?

You gotta show enthusiasm if you want her to. Why aren't you enthusiastic about sex anymore? Were you ever?

Time to play some Rance

I think there's a little truth to this, I'm my gfs first, and she was awful in bed, always seemed borderline not into it or would just ruin the mood by being too scared to do anything beyond missionary, but I enjoy sex way too much. Now, I'm at the point where I can basically eat her asshole if I wanted to, and she'll willingly lift it in the air and give it to me, or if I tell her to get in top she's trying to crush my pelvis with her ass.

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Yeah I was in my younger years. High school through early college. Starting around my senior year, I was just bored with sex and became a volcel for several years. Then I got married to a nice, sweet, petite, cute, big tittied Christian girl, which reawakened my sexual desires momentarily, but I quickly got over it again once I realized she wasn’t super great in bed. Very inexperienced, barely even kissed a guy before. So now I’m just coasting through life making half-assed love to my cute wife who I would’ve been absolutely ravaging in bed 10 years ago

Introduce her to Dwarf Fortress

Don't worry cuz Jamal is satisfying her

>Being a normieshit with a wife

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Eat her pussy and make her coom without asking for a blowjob in return. When switching positions instead of asking or trying to ease her into it, use your strength to just toss her and flip her around, get her used to the idea of being taken control and physically dominated. Never ask for anything in sex, you have to make her want to do something by stepping up your game and turning her on yourself. Take charge and show enthusiasm without making it seem like youre only doing it to get something in return. Youre in some boring feedback loop its time to break the cycle. Shes not gonna do it its time to nut up and step up your game. I guarentee she will gradually be more experimental and competitive with sex as you continue to show her new things. You CAN train her, youre choosing not to by being boring in bed. She already likes sex, thats like half the battle, theres a whore in there waiting to be awaken.

Do you watch porn? If so, that could be one of the underlying problems

I did a long time ago, I haven’t in like 10-15 years.

Im married

lose intentionally to give a self-esteem boost then crush her later on.

Patrician.
I want her to call me insect.

Ur a faggot

i wanna coom so bad bros..

>LOOK AT ME GREENTEXTING, DO I FIT IN YET MY FELLOW 4CHANNELERS? I READ THE HISTORY OF THIS WEBSITE THOROUGHLY DURING MY JIDF TRAINING COUGH COUGH I MEAN MY DAYS SPENT HERE BACK IN 2008, /b WAS ALWAYS JUST LIKE /gif, PORN IS GOOD AND YOU ARE LEFTISTS AND NAZIS AT THE SAME TIME IF YOU DON'T MASTURBATE ALL DAY AYY LMAO AMIRITE?
you think you are so clever with your misdirection aren't you, COOMBRAINER

>that nose
>white woman

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>wife
>not gamer bf
straightfags, jeez. You do it to yourself.

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Post the folder

Same

>first gf had massive tits
>lusted after dfc
>second gf was a chestlet
>great at first, but then began to lust after titcows
>current gf is somewhere in between
>now lust after both big bazooms and chestlets depending on my mood
I'm broken