This is Misako and Kyoko

ironic weebs should be euthanized

>helping some girls rescue their chad bfs

absolute cuck game

I have a question. when it turns out that the girls were just crazy stalkers then why did they have that one scene in the trailers showing all 4 of them hanging out? was it just a crazy schizo dream?

it is a cuck game, but a cuckquean one because they are not even their bfs

WHY does this game make Yea Forums seethe so hard?

Get the hell out of my way, bitches.

Tell me where Mami is.

It only takes a couple mentally ill persons to samefag and make it feel that way. This is from the last time one got banned.

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Red herring. Intros don't always represent the story in anime or fake anime.

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"intros aren't canon, lolz"

So who sent the text then saying their "bf's" were kidnapped? Is it just a given they thought that up too?

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well goddamn. That's kinda stupid and fucking lazy It did kind of make me laugh but I'll admit if the roles were reversed I wouldn't find it so funny.

>western devs shitting over a beloved jap franchise
>super short
>no online
>game design fuckups all over the place
>cute artstyle and characters wasted on a depressing "le epic subversion" storyline
>hiring e-celebs instead of proper VAs and no japanese option
>director is a self-loathing simp who throws fans under the bus to suck up to a random femishit
What more do you want?

It was good.
Hot.
I assumed that they had one date with them and that was it, they forgot about them, the date went awfully.

JUST POST MAMI ALREADY

I doubt the idiot who wrote this thought that one through, so we're just supposed to take it as Mami and Hasebe being bitches.

Why is their game so... OK?

I mean it looks and sounds good and I like the characters but the gameplay gets quite monotonous. X+X+X+UpY is all I do.

Kyoko is fucking cute!!!

4 /pol/plaints out of seven "issues". That usually means you are full of shit and have never even played it.

that's a good point, they did fist fight over some leftover french fries.

It could possibly be from when they WERE dating

when are they going to fuck

>super short
it's a brawl game with +new game, additional characters unlocking after beating the game, seems fairly fair.
>game design fuckups all over the place
there are flaws but nothing too major
>>cute artstyle and characters wasted on a depressing "le epic subversion" storyline
shut the fuck up pussy "depressing" roflmao
>hiring e-celebs instead of proper VAs and no japanese option
I agree it's annoying, the main girls are voiced well though.
>>director is a self-loathing simp who throws fans under the bus to suck up to a random femishit
nothing to do with the actual game.

Also, it's a sequel/spinoff of a Japanese franchise written by an EOP who didn't know about the lore of the previous games.

Meant a reply to

The game is a 6 at best, stop playing kissass.

>sequel/spinoff
Those words aren't interchangeable, retard. RCG is a spinoff, not a sequel.

>ywn play the true Kunio-tachi no Banka sequel with Masami Obari character designs.
Worst timeline ever.

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E-celebs, especially Game Grumps as the Lee Brothers
Hitboxes
Mixing art-styles
Bloated health pools
Button prompts for simple things like picking up a weapon
Limited Run Games
Price
I really wanted to like this game, but fuck's sake.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PORN
I NEED TO COOM

>Those words aren't interchangeable, retard.
What I mean that it's a new installment in the same franchise, you pedantic autist.
>RCG is a spinoff, not a sequel.
Only because ASW at least has enough sense to promote it as one in Japan. They know it's not a real Kunio sequel/revival.

lmao butthurt shill

>it's a brawl game with +new game, additional characters unlocking after beating the game, seems fairly fair.
Still too expensive for the ammount of content it offers.

>there are flaws but nothing too major
You having high tolerance for shit that should not be present in modern games doesnt makes it universally passable

>shut the fuck up pussy "depressing" roflmao
half of the appeal of the game are the girls and knowing they are just shitty schizos makes me not want to play it anymore, deal with it

>nothing to do with the actual game.
Enough to make me not want to support it

>another shill thread pops up for a massive flop of a turd
Yikes

do you like tomboys?

>What I mean that it's a new installment in the same franchise
Then call it what it is, faggot. A spinoff. Sequel implies it follows some kind of continuity.
>Only because ASW at least has enough sense to promote it as one in Japan
Maybe because it's only tangentially related to past games, at best. It's not called river city ransom 2 here either.

>deal with it
Not him but you sound like a raging faggot, or a woman. The ending hurt your fee fees so bad you can't handle it.

>half of the appeal of the game are the girls and knowing they are just shitty schizos makes me not want to play it anymore, deal with it
That's fair, personally I thought it improved the game, it's based the waifus are free for taking, can proclaim these schizos as my waifus without being cucked. I also love utter fucking losers for protagonists. I really thought that outright calling it "depressing" is pretty silly, in general it's clear the plot isn't the focus here.
>You having high tolerance for shit that should not be present in modern games doesnt makes it universally passable
The main thing that bugged me was the X button being bound to a lot of shit, like changing areas, picking up stuff and attacking. The multiplayer is another, other than that I personally found my experience really enjoyable.
>Still too expensive for the ammount of content it offers.
Hence why you pirate, kek.
In all seriousness, I think it's pretty fair for me, I can imagine getting a lot of hours out of it.

Why they are psycho cuckqueens? And are SJW triggered over this?

>implies it follows some kind of continuity.
It does though, the whole game was pitched when the basedboy discovered that Kunio-tachi no Banka had playable females.

>Enough to make me not want to support it
Remember, you need to separate the art from the artist, but only when I agree with their politics.

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So did Misako and Kyoko appear in any other games besides Kunio-tachi no Banka?

I bought it, but won't return it since I finished it.

It's not very good. The art is good, the music is decent, the animation is legit good
the rest of the game is just not good. It's a beat-em-up made by people who clearly vaguely remember liking beat-em-ups but took zero time to study how good ones worked as far as the real nuts and bolts of gameplay. It feels vaguely jank beginning to end and not in a good way.

Also while I think it's generally good, there's something just kinda offputting about Rem's art and designs for this. It's like her and someone went over the character designs with a t-square and a slide rule to make sure the skirt length/skin-to-clothing ratios were just enough not to make Tumblr-tier losers mad. It also caters hard to the lamest of all fetishes besides feet- musclegirls, because the pozzed tumblr crowd people are cool with you making girls "sexy" if their body profiles don't make them dysphoric over being ugly fat bitches. I also had to mute the voice acting because it was unbelievably grating and poorly mixed, like all the sound in general.

Rem's webcomic is really insanely bad but it's more interesting because she at least has a little passion for it and the designs are interesting- even if they do totally expose Rem as a loser dork twee Jhonen Vasquez fan from the early 2000's.

Is that even a question?
Yes.

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Im not obligated to tolerate anything. I wanted a cute game and that was taken away from me, I dont like it I dont have to buy it. Simple as that.

Your pic related made an actually good game though.

Rescue? They weren't in danger at all, they just were relaxing at the sauna, the main girls are insane, in denial, yandere exes.

Go away, tranny.

Using existing characters for a spinoff game =/= following continuity.

I think wayforward always intended to sell it on the sex appeal and the gameplay was an after thought.

Just like all their games :^)

This is them now. Questions?

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So did wayforward though.

If never told SJWs that they have to buy Vavra's game. They are in their freedom to not buy it what do you think I am? A maketing shill?

Thank you

Long nails gross me out, and that laquered looking cherry-red nailpolish that every porn star from the 60s through the 90's uses really fucking bugs me.

>bends over showing off her cute butt and thick thighs
>WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE STARING AT MY BUTT
dumb misako

The 2nd half of your post is the most soicuck shit I've ever read. Do you live on twitter or something?

she obviously wants him to do it.

Nope

>do not buy this man's game, he's a nazi
>do not buy this man's game, he's a sjw
Same shit, different smell.

sorry about your sukeban fetish but the game isn't good

It does when your whole game is based on a misconception about previous character relationships, Adam.

it's good, i have cute hot girls with solid, fun mechanics.
juggling enemies is really neat.

yup

post the dark skin blonde

>buying games

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That's fair. Pic related is more my role, but I can't not knock other people's tastes.

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It's pretty obvious that Wayforward wanted it to be a canon Kunio sequel with all throwbacks and references to previous games until they realized that the girlfriends from Kunio-tachi no Banka were not the same girlfriends from Downtown Nekketsu Monogatari (which was one game in the series everyone in the west knows of), which is why they came up with the lame 4th wall breaking secret ending.

Pretending this was intended to be just an AU spinoff is naive.

Kyoko's first appearance in Kunio-tachi no Banka, but Misako appeared earlier as the manager of the soccer team in Nekketsu Kōkō Dodgeball Bu: Soccer Hen. The whole plot of the game involved Kunio and his teammates competing over who gets to kiss Misako.

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Nice persecution complex fag. I never told you to not buy it.

Thank you for agreeing with me.

It isn't though.

That's just a meme being pushed by the anti-arin gang.

sorry living on twitter has warped your mind. seriously, get off it and go outside.

you're posting on v

nothing about this feels like it's set in japan or like sukeban. These are just dumb violent American sluts.

They should fuck each other instead of rescuing their boyfriends

>shitting over

??? This is better than any other river city game

>depressing subversion

See, this is the real reason you are upset.

>not proper VA's

All the VA's in the game are professional VA's senpai

>threw fans under the bus

You are just upset at the twist that fucking hard.

might as well happen after the ending

you sound scared, are you alright?

It literally does not.
>It's pretty obvious that Wayforward wanted it to be a canon Kunio sequel
Not at all. Yeah, they have references to the game's lore, like the sabu busts, but it was clearly never meant to be a sequel to any kunio-kun game. It was always a spinoff that used one of the past games as inspriation, i.e. using misako and kyoko for the main character.

Hasebe and Mami are better.

Did you forget your pills?

facts

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Cancel culture is very real.

>threw fans under the bus
>You are just upset at the twist that fucking hard.
I think he's referencing to this twitter thread.

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I've never played this series, why is the fourth wall-breaking ending wrong? I only know that the girls are told they were only the boys' girlfriends for one game.

>All the VA's in the game are professional VA's senpai.
How much are you being paid, user?

What the fuck is "v"?

Not him but literally the only difference between an amateur and a professional is a professional gets paid.

>Who you don't want to buy this fag's game, you are literally brigading, blacklisting him and ruining his career
okay dude

Kyoko was, but Misako actually appeared in more than one game and made out with Kunio once. In fact, Hasebe was never even Kunio's girlfriend at all, just the obligatory childhood friend with a crush.

If you like ironing boards maybe

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO THE DUAL BUTTON AIR MOVES AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I want to slide my hand up their skirts.

Did someone ever give riki his pompadour back as a mod?

How would Kyoko feel if Misako got pregnant even though she herself didn't with no lack of her trying?
How would Misako feel if Kyoko got pregnant even though she herself didn't with no lack of her trying?

>this is better than any other river city game
You’re a faggot and I’m not going to bother reading the rest of this bait

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I wish they were playable

>How would Kyoko feel if Misako got pregnant even though she herself didn't with no lack of her trying?
She would congratulate Misako and be excited about the upcoming cute baby
>How would Misako feel if Kyoko got pregnant even though she herself didn't with no lack of her trying?
She would abort the baby by furiously punching her stomach

how do i use this

Misako has been a character since the Kunio soccer games (where she had a complete different appearance) and was always considered his canon girlfriend whilst Hisabe was a love interest with a one-sided crush
Banka was Kyoko's first game though

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Turns out that once you beat the game, they're EX-girlfriends that are fucking crazy and delusional. The guys don't even remember their names. Don't know about the SJW thing though, it's a bit depressing the more you think on it.

The worst part is that you can tell she doesn't cares and shes still disgusted by him, he accomplished nothing

what if kyoko just assumed riki and kunio were being kidnapped because riki posted a pic of them getting into a fan to go to the spa on his twitter?

F L A T
L
A
T

If you have a threesome with your wife and her alternate reality/timeline self. Are you being unfaithful?

>no option for an a.i partner in single player.
>no fucking mid-game character switching for single player.
Fucking shit design choices everywhere.

>flat

no

>it's a bit depressing
I like it more than the original premise. They're crazy outcasts but also can fuck up anyone who gets in their way.

They really should of had the 1994 versions as unlockables.

It's basically if Watamote's OP was the actual anime

If anything, I feel bad for Hasebe and Mami.

eh, fair enough

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I don't. Don't talk shit if you don't want to get hit.

Why am I the only one that prefers Misako? I want to lick her thighs bros

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>YOU were the cuck all along

What's this Shyamalan shit? Did I really pay 30 dollars for this?

I want to bully Hasebe and Mami for being chestlests!

it doesn't matter what kind of girl i like when none of them like me

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>YOU were the cuck all along
No, the plot-wist, is that in fact, YOU are not a cuck

That would be cool.

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you just did faggot

I love misako though.

That's not me playing. The air grabs are a myth. I've only seen them in twitter videos.

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Are there any /u/ overtones/optional routes in this game? That's what I'm interested in

Literally Blossom and Buttercup. McCracken should sue.

I can see why some would probably like it. But for me, I just liked the idea of two girls beating the shit out of everyone to save their boyfriends. Really show that devotion and all that jazz you know?

Nope.

They're fictional, user. Just enjoy cute girls and stop being a fucking faggot.

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>yoko asks misako and kyoko if the boys ditched them again
>think she's just making bantz
>realize she was being serious

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How's that? I find myself agreeing more with.

Do you get a different ending if you play as Kunio and Riki?

not that I'm aware of.

Hell no.

haha its easy man, just go to the gym regularly, put yourself out there and stay true to yourself, youll get a gf eventually

What other dialogue in the game has this kind of double meaning to hint at the true nature of their relationship?

That bit where one would assume Mami and Hasebe are lying about seeing the guys "every night".

Everything with hasabe and mami before the yakuza tower

Huh...this does raise the question that Kunio and Riki possibly break up and get back together with the girls semi-regularly.

Why are all of the enemies damage sponges?
Why is their knockdown recovery so slow?
Where's my otg at?
How come throws have such a stupidly high arc?
Why is light attack also assigned to picking up items and opening doors?
How come dashing is a double-tap and hold?
How come I couldn't play as the delicious brown hockey girl?

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Misako is cute!
CUTE!
Kyoko's a cunt!
CUNT!

Holy shit if you look at the opening, it shows that it's a terrible first date

>Both Kunio and Riki seem uninterested; Riki looking at his phone and Kunio at the window after he eats the dumpling (although he seems more "at peace")
>Kyoko and Misako autistically fighting for a dumpling
>Kunio getting assaulted for a dumplinh

Kyoko > Misako
Kyoko has far better animations, plays better, smoother, is cuter.

Misako's Va is cute!
CUTE!

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Subaku no wa Golden Wind

Jesus christ she near to clear out her trash bin

Would you?

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Yeah, explains a lot, why would they call them "crazy"

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Shut the fuck up mom I'll clear it out in a day or two.

>those proportions
S M O L

i wish I had a gf like misako. kunio fucking blew it

Most of your points are fine but
>How come dashing is a double-tap and hold?
That's how it works in every notable beat em up and it's never been a problem

Not everyone can handle that type of woman user

Why does her just standing like that make my pp hard?

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what's the appeal of this male character?

The large, supple breasts

Abs and smile

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Imagire

ask her to pull down her shorts an find out.

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Presenting her perfect semi-tomboy crotch.

Why are women rooms always so fucking dirty?

>make a hot tomboy body
>slap Maui from Moana's face on it
:(

I dunno, it just feels kind of sluggish and inconsistent when you're dashing around boss arenas trying to evade their attacks.

It's a beat em up game with cute girls. Why is it bad? What makes it bad?

they know most men dont notice or care

You can clearly tell this version of River City is more "California" than it is "Nippon".

Bad game.

Messy room girls are 10x more likely to do anal.

Made for multi ethnic gangbang.
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The fact they are cucks in denial and beat everyone in the city for a delusion.

The fact that Kunio and Rikki fucked them once and even forgot about their names and just wanted to get back with Hasebe and Mami is hilarious

All Godai missions

So it's only bad story wise? That's not a big deal. If I want a good story I'll read a book.

>reading this thread without having played the game
>find out the girls got cucked
>laffin.jpg

Kunio probably gets his dick sucked 4 times a day.
Misako is a nobody to him.

It kills the interest in the girls, they are just psychos in denial.

How does the statue destroying one or the bathroom one hint at it?

Is worse than that, they weren't even the girlfriends in first place and the whole game was them being delusional.

Cuck detected

>I've seen others do them but I can't

I have bad news, user.

But it means Misako will suck your dick while you watch the video Kyoko made of herself shitting and pissing in a lewd position for you

The beat-em-up mechanics are also kind of dated and janky.

He was sending them on pointless missions of destruction because he could.
Also getting him his lunch was a big red flag.

So it's only bad because of the story. Big fucking whoop. How's the gameplay? Y'know, since it's a video game.

Thank you for answering. Can you elaborate?

>laffinharder.png

It plays like any other kunio game. If you like those, you'll be fine.

They look like they fuck each other.

The game was advertised as a women power fantasy where men are the damsels in distress, but in the end you're playing as 2 mentally unstable and violent girls harassing 2 innocent males.

It show how the writer, a supposed ally, was nothing but an incel bigot.

This is a good thing.

>mami and hasebe femdom doujins
Make it happen

>Bloated health pools
This is something that always bothers me about beat-em-up revivals. They always go so strict with recreating the genre without recognizing the archaic mechanics geared towards sucking quarters out of children's pockets. It's always difficult for the wing reasons like bloated enemy health and enemies being able to stunlock half of your health away. It also didn't help that most of the new moves you unlock don't matter because everything knocks enemies down and they take a fucking decade to get back up so combos are impossible. Scott Pilgrim had the same problem but at least that could be mitigated by a little extra grinding in the first level to buy the bionic arm and give you proper damage output for the rest of the game. Once you take the extra 10 minutes to do that, the rest of the game is so much better. RCG doesn't seem to have anything like that near as I can tell though since 90% of the items you can buy don't do anything but restore health and even worse is you can't find that out until you actually fork over the money to buy them and in many cases, this results in you wasting a fuckload of money. The genre can still be great but devs need to recognize that it needs to actually evolve beyond the shitty mechanics geared towards artificially lengthening the game or getting more money out of players in arcades.

Trying too hard.

How have people been handling the twist then? Can't imagine it's going over well

So I know the twist ending about them not actually being the girlfriends but are Riki and Kunio actually kidnapped?

No

>two girls so deluded by the idea of having boyfriends that they beat up floods of people only to discover the guys weren't interested in them
How is this not funny to any of you people? It's the type of absurdist shit I personally find hilarious.

>Any questions?

Do they spit or swallow?

No, they were just relaxing at the sauna.

I've never played a Wayforward game; are they literally only good at making waifubait and nothing else? That seems to be all anyone talks about with these games.

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Just one. Why do your creators keep shilling on Yea Forums?

I've played a few and lost interest quickly so yes.

you have to be close and neutral (no directional imputs)

Not the same user but its basically terribly mapped out more than anything (not world map wise but fighting wise). Your light attack, which will be in most cases your way of entering into a combo, is also your pick up weapon and exiting/ entering zone button. You'll find yourself if badly placed either picking up a box or bench behind/in front of you which enemies exploit very easily, and in even worse case when you eventually unlock the ability to pick up downed enemies as weapons.

Shantae is an unironically good series. Haven't played any of their other stuff.

Same boat user, this shit is funny. Makes Kyoko being a tiktok memeing retard acceptable because she gets BTFO and it also shows a pretty accurate image of zoomer girls.

Ducktales remastered was pretty good. Always wanted them to make a new game based on the new series.

Shit taste, user

This is retard bait. That kind of thing only happens to mongoloids.

>They always go so strict with recreating the genre without recognizing the archaic mechanics geared towards sucking quarters out of children's pockets.

How about you actually play them? The problem with new beat em ups is that they don't actually recreate any of these mechanics or gameplay styles except in the most shallow sense. Go launch ANY Capcom beat em up right now and see how many seconds it takes you to kill a basic enemy there, usually it's one combo that comes out in a matter of a second or two. They do NOT waste your time like this game, the larger health pools are reserved for high threat, high priority enemies that show up very occasionally alongside normal goons. Simiarly the stunlocks, old beat em ups had the super move you could do by pressing both buttons, it spent a little bit of your energy but did an AOE that knocked down all enemies around you. You could do this attack at any point so if an enemy got their first hit in you could react and cancel that with the attack, losing only a little bit of HP. You're no better than these devs who don't study shit or think about their game design, just play these games for a couple of hours and think their shallow understanding is enough to make something good.

I know you're still here, faggot. Next time make an actual good game.

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It just feels like (to me) that whoever thought it up just did it on a whim 'because it'd be hilarious if this happened right?' That and I feel like the games story didn't really need a twist.

They're good but very inconsistent. Shantae is great, but everything else can be very hit or miss.

Who the fuck thought the bandages were good?

Enemies tank a shit-load of hits and like to spend an eternity on the ground. Most of the combat is usually spent on encouraging enemies to get back up from a rising heavy by repeatedly stomping on their balls and/or twats.

No they were bathing and is implied they were hanging out with Hasebe and Mami by their own will

That sounds hilarious

>Next time make an actual good game.
Why waste doing that when you can shill your turd on Yea Forums to sell 3 more copies?

It is.
I actualyl love this concept, I love the two protagonists being absolute losers who can beat the fuck out of anyone.

>the same button for light attacks is changing zones and picking things up
WHAT? How is that a good idea? I can already see that causing problems.

Thank you for having a sense of humor. I was interested because of the woman power fantasy (only faggots dislike the idea of cute girls being tough) but this story twist is great too.

Well, to be completely fair, who plays a beat-em-up for the story? And besides, the way it was marketed as being a chick power fantasy, it would have been boring if it played out exactly like everyone thought it would. So a little stupid twist would be welcoming, I think.

Mighty Switch Force is bretty gud

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He was seething in one thread because some user called his art calarts weebshit

>white guy made a game that starts as two tough chicks and has that kind of twist ending
so he's gonna enjoy the revenue before he gets blacklisted for being a """problematic sexist""", right?

An alt romantic interest for the MCs

It is. They cant even remember them at the end and they actually say something like: I hope hasebe and mami are still here (the building)

Never played it but I always wondered why a robot has such child bearing hips.

did Kaufman do the music for this?

Anyone still trying to mod this game? I kind of hit a wall with my understanding of the code right now. I don't get what exactly dictates enemy aggression, and I don't get why changing the variables in the .json files that supposedly dictate enemy/player stats and spawn rates does fuck all. Fixing the basics is very easy but it's worthless without making other adjustments to make the game actually challenging, about to say "fuck it" desu.

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Online co-op when?

That designer and Yoko Taro have god tier robowaifu taste

Do you seriously go on twitter just to find things to seethe about?

>webm
Why are beat em ups so damn slow? The characters move like they're walking in syrup. Code of Princess had the same problem, if not worse.

just run

As much as I wanna shit on Wayforward I wouldn't pin that on them

>Handle your IP so badly you don't even tell the developers you hired about the lore until halfway through development.

Arc Systemworks's handling of the Kunio-kun franchise has been abysmal, but everyone it too busy shitting on Wayforward to really blame them for it.

The perverse level that I enjoyed it on was that the game was just so heavily marketed as a gender-flipped, girl power-y version of the usual rescue mission cliche.

Never. All the money went into hiring youtubers as voice actors and paying them for shill videos

No beat em ups do this.

>have fun with a game
>Yea Forums rushes to call it shit
I guess I'm the stupid one for expecting anything different.

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>we put in an Arnold clone, but it was actually a throwback to another game's enemy that was a lookalike.
These cucks think they're so fucking clever.

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Play guardian heroes. But that becomes a juggles slog.

the ending is such a buzzkill. did they really have to do something so unsatisfying all because the devs made a misunderstanding? they should've just rolled with it, it doesn't even make sense in the context of the game. at least the characters are fun.

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That's what the run button is for. Anyway fast movement speed is undesirable because it either turns the games into a clusterfuck where the enemies zip all over the place and crowd control becomes silly/impossible or they become too easy because you can sidestep anything the enemies do and run circles around them. They are games about crowd control, after all.

Never played Dragon's Crown, huh?

So you liked it because you wanted it to be another cliche but with chicks? I'm a bit confused by your expectations.

And?
>can’t add new features

Its only more depressive:

>The intro shows Kunio and Riki being kidnapped
>But its by the cops
>That's because in Banka (were it was Modern Misaku and Kyoko's first appearences) they were sent in Juvenile Hall for crimes (the entire game is about finding out who did this to them)
>Same game was a traumatizing event for both of them (one of the plotpoints is how Kyoko almost fucking died)
>Even with their help and all what happened in Banka taken into account, Kunio and Riki still broke up with them after the couple of terrible dates (although in a "trying to avoid them" matter instead of directly breaking up)
>Worse part is they went back to their previous exes AKA the girls' childhood bullies
>Kunio and Riki are constantly kidnapped but they're tough guys so they always escape and beat everyone's shit
>So both girls have a Banka PTSD
>They think that if they save them, they get to be their boyfriends again, not letting go that they never had their happily ever after

You know I HATED this ending, but looking at all these hilariously depressive implications. Its pretty BASED.

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>woooow how dare they know their materials those autists. ignorance makes me SMART!

Why don't you just stay on twitter instead of constantly begging Yea Forums to pat you on the back for complaining about it?

I'm not well versed in these kind of games. I didn't think about it that way. Would it really cause an issue if they player moved just a bit faster than the enemies, though?

There is a brief as fuck segment in the op where Hasebe and Mami are surrounded by flowers in separate frames while they hold hands in the middle of the screen but other than that no. Kinda disappointing, I was hoping they were a pair of lesbian lovers bonus bosses.

You might aswell be complaining about the whole genre then.

I admit I only played it on PS3 when it came out and never finished it because I got bored midplaythrough.

Ya, artist?

Andrew Dobson

Would you ignore a potential Kyoko or Misako gf like those chads?

I want a Misako gf to order me around

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Look at how anal some of the anons here are about them disrespecting lore. Kunio fans are visceral.

Plus, Arc System should have told Wayforward from the start but since when Arc Systemworks has ever handled this IP with any sense of care?

>Kyoko
would ignore
>Misako
would go hoes-before-bros on the other chad

I mean Kunio and Riki ended up essentially nailing genderflipped versions of each other, I can understand why they don't wanna see them again

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>Arc Systemworks's handling of the Kunio-kun franchise has been abysmal
They're pretty much negligent stepparents. They only got the Technos IPs because the owner of Million was having health problems and wanted to preserve the future of the franchise.

The fact that they thought Double Dragon IV was an acceptable anniversary game for that franchise really shows the level of care they have for that particular series.

Just double the spawns, retard.

Kyoko is gross but Misako is based

In this game I don't think it would matter much because you can easily outrun them if you want, the attacks have so many recovery frames that if you're going to get hit it will be when you're recovering and the enemies are all the same. In others it would completely break the balance since the enemy speeds are deliberately chosen to give the player a certain kind of challenge, for instance in Cadillacs & Dinosaurs there are enemies that jump around all over their place but are otherwise weak, or in Final Fight enemies like J are programmed to do "footsies" out of your range and then move in for a sneaky attack now and then, sometimes even backing off after it. I don't think it's a problem as long as the general level of intensity is high.

>Two girls ended up being used to fulfill their homolust for one another

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Why the fuck does Western porn all have a huge ALL CHARACTERS 18 disclaimer? It's not even illegal in most countries

/u/ said their boyfriends were fake and they went lesbian for each other. Is this true? Not planning to buy the game otherwise

/u/ must be a dogshit board

To add to that, aggression is probably tied to difficulty.

I would a Kyoko and I would a Misako. I would both individually or even both at once. If any one of them wanted to hang around me and beat people up then I would marry them. I'm not a picky man.

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>went lesbian for each other
no

That guy can't even tell the difference between a legit Kunio game and a fangame.

I'm pretty sure the old games didn't have much of a strong continuity, honestly Kunio-tachi no Banka always came off as a soft reboot to me.

Wasn't the case until twitter and reddit started calling every artist who did any kind of fan art for anything a pedophile. Aging up your drawings helps mitigate that, and you need it mitigated to make any kind of money on it.

I would love for Misako and Kyoko to be the next characters for Cross Tag Battle

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People start twitter witch hunts for underage

yeah, unfortunately, there are a lot of cucks

Im gonna guess because of Twitter. Don't want your page gone just for something like that

blacklisting will happen
it has before, and it only gets worse

Cheap attempts at badly done jokes shouldn't be written off as "just callbacks" the faggoted wanted to do an impersonation so they justified it with yet another crossover reference.

I thought at first that it was all just supposed to be a cute dynamic too.
Disinterested emo looking guy gets it on with a peppy gyaru while chill boisterous guy has a dommy bitch.
felt like a cute "opposites attract" setup.

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why the kyoko hate?

The original Nekketsu Kōha Kunio-kun was directed by Yoshihisa Kishimoto, but after that he left the franchise at the hands of other people (since he was more focused on the Double Dragon series) until he came back to direct Kunio-tachi no Banka. That's why Riki had a different girlfriend.

>Hence why you pirate, kek.
Speaking of which... Here's the full game.

drive.google.com/open?id=1w1GnG6NFgjZoSZcN4jqI1VVBkPw81QFi

Decide for yourself if it's worth your money.

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>That's right, silly boys! These girls are super tough and are gonna go save their BOYFRIENDS! SO SUBVERSIVE!
>lol, jk, they went on one double date with Kunio and Riki and there was never going to be a second one
>also, the guys were never in any danger, don't even remember the girls' names and are actually going steady with their rivals
It just struck me as the most ridiculously jarring twist conceivable.

Ok, which variables are in charge of that? Also doubling spawns while keeping enemy health as is would be retarded even with the short wake up timers and no instant wake up attacks. There's a lot of enemy aggression variables and seemingly none of them make much of a difference, I upped the attack rate but it doesn't mean much in practice because the enemies still don't actively hunt you down.

Exactly. Yet pisses me off how nobody really fault them for it.

>telling us what is should be
>but I'm anonymous like you guys I don't work for Wayforward I swear!

That's gonna be a big hmmm from me dawg.

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I get what you're saying, but at the same time I can't help but find myself thinking 'No one really plays a beat-em-up for story, so why even try to throw a twist in there?'

The twist doesn't bother me that much but they easily could have made this a follow up to Kunio-tachi no Banka and just play it straight. Maybe even port Banka so people could actually play it without piracy.

What's the password?

who's the futa?

She dabs unironically and takes selfies every six seconds.

Now I'm reminded of that scene in the opening...

>Yea Forums is angry they have boyfriends
>also angry they don't

>Yea Forums is just one person

Did they get paid? Since these are people who's entire careers thrive on attention it wouldn't be surprising that all of them had done it in exchange for getting the chance to voice a video game character and the attention that would come with that. They're all cross promoting each other on it.

And should've read everything including what poster was replying to before I typed... again.

I wonder since this was made with unity, if it's possible to patch/hack out everything wrong with it if one were experienced enough with the engine...

Of course. Why devote a single waking hour on absolutely anything that doesn't revolve around sniffing Yoko's sweaty pits?

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Its called a magnet or URI torrent link, google how to use it

game is fun, I like it.

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I wouldn't take the story so literally since the game's story is so inconsistent with itself. Hasebe and Mami's talk was also so meta about them mentioning the game.

It's kinda fucked up that Blossom and Buttercup get their own cool Beat 'em up game and Bubbles isn't even in it.

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>they save their "boyfriends" before they proceed to fuck other girls
hot

She's fucking her boyfriend so she has no time to beat them up.

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They should had made Marian playable.

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cs.rin.ru

She is she's just not playable

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Do Kunio and RIki have dialogue when you play as them?

Yeah. Who was phone?

The story is the same. It just treats it as Misako and Kyoko

Nope. They don't even have shop or dialogue artwork, just character select and versus artwork. Doesn't even look like they have shop items for them from sifting through game files.

Do you have to get all the recruits for 100% completion? I've purchased all the moves for each character and every item in all the stores (except the other secret store item, I read you only need to buy one), but I'm stuck at 96%.

Lame. They should be chasing after Hasabe and Mami and the final boss should be full yandere Kyouko and Misako that actually kidnapped them to get rid of the competition. Now that would be one hell of a way to execute a twist.

Thanks!

The "twist" was half baked and not intended in the first place. It only happened because they found out the lore of the other games mid development.

Style over substance.

>anons shitted on the game because it made them cucks
>turns out the girls were cucks
Is this game, dare I say it, based and redpilled?

We all like that idea user. That's why people are disappointed by the ending's bait and switch.

Instead of concluding the story after building up these characters what we got was a 4th wall break of Mami and Hasebe telling Misako and Kyoko "Oh, but you were only their girlfriends in one game," as if their audience was interested in hearing that shit.

If Wayforward won't respect their own characters then their audience by extension and per their example also won't.

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Cute girls, pretty mediocre game.

This game isn't listed on steam for me. Even went to Wayforward's page and it's not there...

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Just beat Abobo, i don't know, i'm liking the game, but just want to finish it and never open again. I'm far from final?

There's only two more stages, power through if you feel like it.

i dont really care about the drama hows the gameplay and how long is it?is there replay value?

Can you guys describe to me Misako and Kyokos individual scents?

Also Hasebe and Mamis?

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Godai sorely needed the muscle and just so happened to have a picture of Kunio and RIki boarding a van and Kyoko's number.

Delivery from Yea Forums's drawthread.

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Both of them.
They're straight, though. Those dicks only fuck male asses.

Misako smells like cheap perfume and sweat.
Kyoko smells like coffee and cigarettes

The muscle to do what? Nothing.

Do stats play apart in how long people are in the air for after you pop them up? Because it feels like once I upgraded my stats a bit more, they fly up in the air alot slower from kyoko's down+Y. So I can get like whatever follow up I want now.

Misako smells like a dank bus station
Kyoko smells like moth balls.

simple but it works
twist ending was really not needed

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i was thinking >shadman

Is this yuri

Mami: bubblegum and homework
Hasabe: springtime flowers and sweet summer fruits
Kyoko: sharp, acidic active sweat with powdery notes of homelessness
Kyokos: dried dog cum and gym mats

No, you have to play NG+ and find all the cats.

It's the opposite of yuri.

>right to left

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>That ending
Wow, getting Women in Refrigerator'd via getting shot and almost killed was somehow more dignified for Misako and Kyoko

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I'm in NG+ and did that. Also made sure I redid the quests, unless there's some other unmarked ones like the school chef quest

>it would have been boring if it played out exactly like everyone thought it would
In the game Misako and Kyoko appeared in their love for Kunio and Riki was so strong that they each took a bullet for them when a Yakuza boss pulled a gun on their group. That's stakes and actual drama in storytelling, which is part of what makes the series appealing in the first place. Even though you know from the start that a showdown between Kunio and the final boss is inevitable the writers make it interesting by using it to highlight characterization. It shows just how much Kunio, Riki, Misako, and Kyoko all care about one another.

...And then we have River City Girls' low effort storytelling that's built on the premise that its writers weren't actually aware of the series' continuity and that somehow their personal lack of experience should be translated into the game's story instead of, I don't know, doing your job as a writer and delivering a Kunio series game.

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Did you fight the secret boss, too?

Nowhere near enough freckles, subculture slutwear, incest or asshole piercings, user.

>heterosexual Pop Team Epic

Yeah, I have the accessory you get from it. By the way, I bought the second secret store item with another character and it did seem to boost up my percentage. I'm now at 98%

>only a handful of parsec rooms
>they're all full except one who appears to be afk
I just want to play the game coop

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would be better

I didn't even find the secret store and got 100%. Weird.

So host, faggot. Oh let me guess

>I want to play the game...
>... and not get it for myself

I would if I could faggot, but I'm on win7.

>Shills still on payroll for a couple of days, probably never going to mention the game again after they're done shilling
>The faggots that actually """"""like""""""" this game are only for the whores
>Mediocre game with bad netcode
>30 dollars of the united states
>Nobody will mention or remember the game in 2 weeks from now

Is this the future of video games? Hype something up, shill shill shill and then move to the next big thing?

Pathetic.

>no yuri
BRUH thats some mad cringe

There's a nude version.

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You know, you could apply the same thing to you.

I clicked the exe, and it opened up a window for a second, but the game didn’t start. Am I missing something?

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To be fair, Kunio-tachi no Banka is a bit of an outlier when it comes to Kunio stories. The stories in the majority of the Downtown Nekketsu games are less serious, with Yamada even going as far as to breaking the 4th wall at the end of Downtown Nekketsu Monogatari.

>a couch co-op only game has bad netcode
Are you feeling OK, schizo-kun?

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Which is the big black cock lover?

This is misako and Kyoko's game! It's shit! Shit!

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why don't they have bigger boobers?
best part about girls being girls is they boobers

shitposters aren't even sure of what game they're on anymore. September has a ton of shit coming out so he's gonna be overworked.

Please show me dad.

Source: Your Ass.

Why isn't Mami playable?

Adding to what I wrote (), the part where Mami and Hasebe boast about Kunio-tachi no Banka not being localized was kinda douchey and very EOP-centric.

Technically speaking, nobody in the west knew about Mami and Hasebe either, cause they were renamed Cyndi and Roxi.

So I paid attention when I fought abobo yesterday. He's not changing attacks in that webm, it's just part of the wind up for that attack. Still comes out pretty fast and covers a ton of ground though.

Google Image Search, it's in the 2chan result.

>he has no real life OR internet friends
You can't tell me this isn't from a lack of trying desu

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You'll have to find it yourself, son. That's the only way you'll become a man.

Cheers.

Are you saying he turns around each time he wants to start that attack and it's all part of the telegraph? He clearly doesn't.

/ss/ bullying with the shota
This is exactly what I was waiting for.

>put this shit in the game
>still try to convince the players that it's Misako and Kyoko who are the crazies
WayForward are fucking hacks. Who the fuck thought this shit was okay?

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No, I'm saying he wasn't about to take a swing at misako then suddenly changed attacks in the middle of it to go for kyoko.

check danbooru

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They are crazy though, but at least they're not bitches. Well, misako is, but kyoko's actually really nice.

The worst part is even if you want to argue it's keeping with "canon" it has the side effect of making both Kunio and Riki look like total shitbags, so it's not even a twist that seems to appreciate the franchise.

Turns out I missed a medical store on the far right of Downtown. Now I'm at 99%. Maybe I missed another store somehow

>ponytail mami

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AHAHAHAHHAHAAHA

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>someone else realized misuzu has giant tits under her uniform
good

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Given the twist ending, those flashbacks might as well had been in their heads.

How much porn is there of these two

So there's gonna be a sequel where kyoko and misako realize they're perfect for each other and get gay instead of chasing after kunio and riki, right?

>Technically speaking, nobody in the west knew about Mami and Hasebe either, cause they were renamed Cyndi and Roxi.

All of the Kunio games back in the 90s that were localized were billed as completely different things, of course you could at least tell they had the same design team due to the similar graphics.

Tomboys are made for big dick shotas

This is the guy who thought it was a good idea

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Thanks user, played a little past Misuzu. Don't know if I'll buy the game but at least I can try it out now.

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He was right
>misako and kyoko are incels just like me

>the MERV burger truck is not a japan only thing
>it's also in new york
Man. I want a Merv burger too.

Fuck I read that as MIRV burger

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>ITT: Yea Forumsirgins try to pretend they knew what the fuck Kunio-kun was before RCG showed up
grow the fuck up, you never gave a shit about their "treatment" of the original IP, you're just bitching due to the tumblr art

Your obsession with Twitter makes you look deranged. That and the fact you're in every thread posting the exact same shit.

Around male feminists guard your pussy as if it was Fort Knox.

It looks pretty good.

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I keep track of all key staff members of games I talk about. Do you get offended at the box of MGS for saying "a hideo kojima game?"

heard mami breaks up too in underground so i guess everyone ends up alone

or they just stick with their bff

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WayForward is shit and Western developers traditionally suck ass at the beat em up genre.

Not him but there's a difference between knowing the name on the box and autistically digging through people's timelines for ammo to shitpost with. Just another reason why social media needs to be destroyed.

False equivalency. You're scanning them for wrongthink like a mentally ill tranny would. But it's different when you do it, right?

I didn't dig, it was presented to me
>But it's different when you do it, right?
Yes?

Doesn't stop the ending being fucking stupid and insulting.

What about Mother Bleeds Russian and Scott pilgrim?

I could tell you but first let's talk about alternate dimensions!
curiouscat.me/JohnXuandou/post/978820630

The designs are just so boring, what were they thinking? It's ironic weeb shit 101.

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Welcome to Western games. I'll assume you've been in a coma since 2012.

They're pretty mediocre in the grand scheme of things.

>I didn't dig
You literately had to go looking for it. Unless you follow devs on twitter just to see shit that makes you mad, which would be pathetic.

Haven't played the first but Scott Pilgrim is crap

>Yea Forums can't do this

twitter.com/BolverkGTM/status/1170801727861248000?s=20

Oh that actually kind of pisses me off. The one chance I get to live out my fantasy of saving a handsome male damsel as a strong yet beautiful young woman and then they shove this ironic sexist stereotype in anyway. Fuck these devs, what's the point

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it's western

What size you want your kyoko, senpai?

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John Xuandou is an obnoxious shill for the game though. I had to mute him since a mutual of mine kept retweeting his shit.

You shouldn't be on twitter to begin with, faggot.

Artfag here, we get witchhunted and called pedos if we don't, I actually can't post any of my pokegirl drawings because I'm scared of getting my account hunted and taken down by trannies and libtards.

>expecting Yea Forums to do that when they can't do x, x, x, y

Isn't Misako the legit gf of Kunio whenever he has one? I thought Mami was just a girl with a crush on him.

knew he was a samefag but still surprised mods actually did something

>Playing fist section
>Voice acting seems alright so far, at least they're trying to add some vibe to it
>Suddenly jacksepticeye

It just doesn't work. Why would you hire youtubers for this? He delivers ok enough on the first few lines, I didn't even notice it was him, then he just starts speaking in his normal voice and stops trying.

Also, is there any way to setup a controller to be the second player? I kinda want to play with my sister, but the controller is ALWAYS the first player no matter what I do.

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>I miss my brother
What did he mean by this?

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Just tell me

How do I attain a Kyoko gf?

They live in opposite sides of the city.

But he could just take the bus

>fashionable
>classy
>friendship deep enough to do synchronized team-up attacks
How could Misako and Kyoko even compete?

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Does he know that though?

Blundercucks deserve to be gassed, holy fucking Christ.

I only use it follow Japanese game developers and artists. I don't really care much for westernshit.

>you will never help Misako getting over Kunio

>ywn share a merv burger with misako's VA
why live

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>ywn be kyoko realizing the person she really loves is the one who came to her rescue all those years ago and has stuck by your side ever since
Fuck, kyoko already ditches school to be with misako. Her heart knows what it wants even if she herself doesn't yet.

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how to get a gf like this?

Now THAT'S a Misako

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so. in the end. every river city girl probably ends up alone and available

dating sim one day

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When are these shitty games going to have good DS4 support?

I might have to buy this game now

>Had to DL the autohotkey config from the Korean dude in the steam forums to get a sensible keyboard layout
What kind of game doesn't allow you to rebind your fucking keys in this day and age?

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You are illiterate

just use a controller lmao

Before I waste my time on this further, what is the ending and why is it bad?

read thread

Cuckoldry, that's it. I'm not kidding.,

incels are butthurt because the guys aren't actually their boyfriends.

>game can be beaten in 5 hours
>was available to pirate day 1
>anyone who cared already went through it
You guys are just keeping discussion alive for porn, aren't you?

It's not cucking, it's ntr.

Boy with tits

The ending is that the main characters are Kunio and Riki's ex gfs who make up shit to stalk them

No, I just like the game.

>I'm a sewiious wideowame wayer
>no gamepad

lmao

/u/ absolutely did not say that.
I checked

No yuri ending

>outcry that the waifus in a waifu game have boyfriends
>they don't actually have boyfriends
>Yea Forumsirgins still upset

You guys are fucking retarded.

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Wait, wait, waaaaiiiit
Wasn't Yea Forums's main beef with the game, that the female characters were already taken?
Shouldn't Yea Forums be relived at the fact that they are available now, or is it the forever ruined sloppy seconds aspect?

Everything happens is so inconsistant and inane it's more just poking fun at the Kunio-kun timelines being inconsistant rather than a straightforward "Misako and Kyoko are insane" story.

Never even said the first part, stop putting words in my statement.
I do have a controller but I want to play with a friend, and the layout sucks ass if you try to do Keyboard + controller. Why are you even defending something so obvious to implement in your fucking game?

>Yea Forums is one person

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>everyone thought hasabe and mami were the ones ntr'd into being delusional
>it's actually the other way around
Yes yes, now make it so kyoko and misako are the ones who get gay with each other to cope.

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I doubt the retarded zoomers on this board are looking that deep into it.

Cucking only works when you are self-inserting.
Don't tell me you self-inserted into the girls. What are you? Gay?

wheres the follow up

This. It's less misako and kyoko being crazy ex's and more them just being in the wrong continuity. For instance, everyone knows about hibari's fashion, expect them. Everyone knows about noize, except them.

How do I do air grabs?

grab in the air

misako and kyoko somehow traveled to another timeline without knowing

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and yet everyone else seems to be focused on the love relationship of these characters
never though I'd see that for a beat 'em up

Admit it, they'd make the perfect couple.

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>Yea Forums says the game is trash
>buy it
>game is actually really fun

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Sounds like a shitty headcanon to justify WayForward being hack writers.

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Never played any of the river city games, but do the characters in these show up in previous ones? I would assume there's references and stuff I could notice If I played previous ones.

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>tfw no merv burger dinner

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E-celeb shit unironically made Godai one of the best NPCs in the game.

>watch trailer
>hear Egoraptor's voice
Could this faggot just crash into being irrelevant already? He's a fucking manchild that got lucky and struck the LP mines early on, there's a reason that nobody from his old circle of friends likes him anymore, he pretty much pays people to like him nowadays and they only use his for his fame.

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They're both oblivious to everything going on. After a certain point I have to stop excusing it as just them being delusional and consider there's some 4th wall type shit going on. I mean, they even 4th wall break in the secret boss.

if you guys hate E-celebs so much why do you recognize their voices?

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Pretty much every charachter in River City Girls has appeared in the older games.

RENT FREE

>Hear things that are not there
Spooky. Get your head checked.

you're next reinhardt

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>If you guys hate people who are everywhere why do you recognize their voices?

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You learn pretty quickly to not trust Yea Forums's opinion on anything.

So did the waifus work?
Do kunio games get this much discussion?
Do any beat 'em ups get this much?

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The ending only really becomes more tolerable if you think of the entire game as a parody.

>people who are everywhere
It must seem that way to someone who's obsessed with them.
I'll say it again,
RENT
FREE

WayFoward

a quick revive before thread reaches it's end

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>Do kunio games get this much discussion?

normally? no
they get little to no discussion

Well not anymore, they're gonna have to fuck each other.
And that's a good thing. Mutual impregnation is godly

This. Seriously, I only heard about Youtubers being cast as voice actors when I was already hours into the game. And the only time I noticed it was when Bimmy sounded kind of familiar.

Why do you fags obsess so much about things you supposedly hate?

>hate certain people
>spend enough time watching videos with them in them that you can easily recognize their voices
>whine about it

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It's been so long since I've played a beat'em up i'd forgotten how the A.I loves to wait around and buttfuck you when you try to attack another dude, or those annoying fucks who keeps their distance and rush you the second you try anything.

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>bump limit

>could only manage to convincingly voice act for a few lines before his stupid potato nigger accent gave him away
Fucking jacksepticeye.

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What if I don't recognize anyone and just thought the voice acting was bad from certain people, namely Godai and Noize. Everyone else just sounded like an early episode of Yugioh or something.

uh oh

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it's a false positive

What are they laughing at?

waifus are real

They always are, aren't they

my penis I hope

Do the vending machines never get fixed after you break them for a food item?

Also, what does hard mode change gameplay wise?

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Your 3Dness

Delusional poorfags with no bfs.

>it's a false positive

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Curb your Enthusiasm

Who's the one on the left? I'm guessing right is Egoraptor.

Then that's a fair and valid criticism.

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Ross O'donovan

they certainly made something that keeps discussion going

youtu.be/80ZyztIMKDs?t=52
at the 52 seconds mark, you can easily tell it's him since he always uses the same goddamn voice for everything

It makes Yea Forums seethe.

Ofc its hitting bump limit.

>download this
>cmd quickly opens and closes

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just imagine if was planned to do just that

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