Hack your switch. You won't get banned for doing it you just need to have an EMUNAND and SYSNAND...

Honestly the game looks like shit. I love japanese games and all but the obsession with robots and flashy colors is just so fucking lame, the game looks like something that belongs on Sega Dreamcast.

I can't hack my Switch because it was already patched.

FUCK.

to run steam link from your beefy pc. I've put 100 more hours into mhw in my bed because of this

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thanks user for the opinion. I can see where you are coming from. Did you like the gameplay though?

No it felt clunky and unresponsive, and had too much shit going on at once. Seems like B list budget game, will only consider if it's 19.99

no. or maybe all models but you have to have old enough firmware. i'm not sure, haven't really followed switch stuff

I hacked my switch and have been playing Astral Chain and some FE 3 Houses. Pretty fucking comfy man. Im too stupid to figure out how to hack it further so i can play online. I'll just pick up a Switch lite when it comes out so i can play Smash and MM2 online

My Switch is patched.

I'd rather hack your anus, kid.

So i can run all switch games YES or NO? FOR FREE?

>need an android phone to hack your switch
yeah nah I'm not doing this shit

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Was thinking of buying a second one to hack but I'm literally retarded and wouldn't know how to do it anyway. Wish I could just find someone to pay a few bucks to do it for me.

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I don't want to.

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Also if you do ever decide to hack your switch, go for a 256GB card minimum. anything below that isnt enough

>hack switch
>don't install emunand because I'm not a cuck that pays for online and games

Daily reminder that it's technically possible to pay online for free with pirated games using LAN play lan-play.com/
The only downside is the fact that there's not too many people using it, making it hard to matches. So install that shit faggots

>Hack switch months ago
>Couldn't make Incognito to work
>Download some games and play them
>One game, can't remember, couldn't be played because it needed to update
>Tinfoil and Goldtree couldn't install update and crashed
>Fuck i really want to play said game
>Game could be updated via Homescreen
>Fuck it and do so, could play the game
>Make incognito work and then started using HBG shop
>Tried connecting to Eshop to link account for Bloodstained
>Banned

Fuck me. I have another, all original Switch with about 40 games to play online, mostly Smash but just for one mistake i was banned, guess i'll need to buy a new one in the future.

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>why would I, the pc gamer, ever buy a portable pc
I don't know. If you want something portable most likely.

What is it with piratefags trying to get everyone to join them?

Based retard user. All you had to do was fucking google

old.reddit.com/r/SwitchPirates/comments/c87rn6/using_incognito_on_atmosphere/

gbatemp.net/threads/game-is-asking-to-be-linked-to-nintendo-account.541551/

Also, if you can't install an update, then it's probably a bad dump or you have a shitty SD

Nigga just download the demo wtf

For now I'm going to use my Switch like a good boy but once the thing is nearing the end of its lifespan or they release a more powerful revision I'm going to hack it.

I can’t. I got one of the revised models with the better battery. It doesn’t sound like the hacking scene is very hopeful of that one ever getting hacked.

I mean, you could probably hard mod it at some point.

fucking years from now.

I hope it's soon. I hate paying full price or close to full price for games that came out 3 years ago. Fucking Nintendo tax is awful.

If you want a quality Switch game for cheap Mario + Rabbids is currently 67% off in the eShop. You can get it and the DLC for $26.

already own it.

SX PRO BOYZ

Anyone know how I can check to see if I'm banned or not? is there an app i can use off the hb store

This is the 3rd consecutive day that I see this thread with exactly the same photo. Are you ok OP?

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I don't even care about online honestly so couldn't give two shits if I'm banned. Hacking was good idea tho

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I have a job , I dont need to hack it

Why would I go out of my way to brick my system instead of simply purchasing the games I want? $59,99 isn't a lot of money, who the fuck cares other than some third world shitter

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Because you literally cannot brick it unless you're a complete retard

So is there any reliable way to hack your switch and play online with an extremely low chance of the banhammer?

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No.

why do piratefags care so much about what i do with my switch? fuck off, mate, i'll do it whenever i damn well feel like it.

A switch costs literally the same as 5 $60 games. You're telling me that you're rich enough to buy overpriced vidya but too poor to buy a new console in case you break yours? Also

How does one acquire games on a hacked switch?

I'm not going to hack my Switch, user, this thread's been posted multiple times in the past day or so.

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Go to HBG on /vg/ and lookup hbgshop

Go gotsa switch

Bricking isn't the issue, it's the possibility of being banned.

>Picture isn't even connected online

well no shit you're not banned, faggot.

I'll hack it, but only if you spoonfeed me literally everything.

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I don't want to pay chinks money or stick s paperclip in my joycons.

damn that sounds comfy, i may have to try it then. how hot does it make your switch run? battery life? online works ok?

Every time an image like yours is posted it's fucking retarded. Such an odd consistency.

use tinfoil you bitch. it's so much easier. I don't know why people keep recommending paperclips.

>hack switch
>add a million games to it
>don't know what to play

Yes

Fine i'll do it if you show me a ps1, snes and gb emulator running games decently, i would love to play mega man and bass, legends and mega man 1-5 on my switch but emulators usually suck

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Look up emummc

I hacked it so I can overclock it and get docked performance in handheld mode. You can still be a good boy if you hack it. I'll start pirating if they either cuck up a game like they did FE Fates or they ban me.

play it again

I have a PC and a hacked SNES mini. In other words, fuck no.

i tried making a emuMMC yesterday but it would only let me do it as a file, not a partition. pic related, not my pic but the same error.

apparently a partition on my SD card has to be a specific size around the size of the emuMMC or some shit? how do it do that. mines 64GB

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Haha

i haven't noticed it getting any hotter then usual, I can generally get around 3 to 3.5 hours generally and online works perfect. No noticeable input lag either.

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I'd rather not be a miserable poorfag and support developers of good games instead.

god damnit not that one no no no

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but i have all those old systems up and running and plenty of disposable income. plus i already did this to my PS2, PSP & Wii and still barely used them for anything other than legit physical copies.

>still no cfw
no thanks

oh my god
will this work for non steam games?
can i stream silent hill2/3 onto switch
LADS

I've already hacked my Switch and everything but how exactly do you add emulated games to the home menu?

you literally cannot brick

Congrats, you did every goddamn step wrong

how about you post a picture of your own switch instead of getting members of our community banned, thanks.

Your switch is going to be running android so yes to answer your question

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I'd still rather wait for the switch to phase out.
Just like how I am only finally gonna hack my Vita and now work on hacking my 3ds. Better to be safe than sorry.

What's with this agenda fro hacking Switches? I don't understand.

>rent the games I want from Gamefly for $160 a year
>membership end is coming up, go to top off another 3 months
>gift certificates are no longer available
>now have to choose paying $23 and tax per month, downgrading to a single game plan or canceling my membership
Well shit. This was the only way a poorfag could get access to cheap Switch games. Still worried about hacking as it doesn't seem as foolproof as 3DS or Wii U hacking

Send me a guide.

...

yes. buy a second switch for online.

Should I get a switch lite?
yes

>PS4 can be hacked
crickets
>Xbone can be hacked
crickets
>Switch can be hacked
HACK YOUR SWITCH NOW DO IT DO IT DO IT DON'T BUY GAMES FAGGOT HACK IT DO IT NOW

xbox hacks are dogshit.
ps4 hacks are old but it can play up to god of war. Other than piracy there is nothing
switch is improved by hacking with everything

>Other than piracy there is nothing
Why do you think 99% of people hack their consoles

the main reason why I won't have is because of threads like these begging me to hack. It's pretty creepy how tryhard you are to get people to back.

You are far more likely to be able to hack your Switch than you are a PS4 or Xbone.

do you still have to like get jig or whatever to hack it

But why do the people making these threads constantly want others to hack their Switches? What do they gain from it?

>switch on 5.1
>emunand on 8.10
Fucking amazing how fast the hacking scene progress thanks to based ping long

Get a gaming laptop then. It's still better value than a switch.

I have one. I use it quite a lot. But you know, it's not exactly the most portable thing in the world. Just a lot easier to move than my desktop.
Now the Switch is like a hand computer instead.

There's people who still haven't hacked their switch?

Animefags are fucking undoubtedly retarded Jesus, it makes me angry.

Now I understand why half of this asstarded board is hostile towards hacking. It's because you're all mouth-breathing cretins capable of fucking anything up. Fuck you you no brain niggers. And fuck the spineless company worshippers too.

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>says the wojakposter
top fucking kek

R.I.P. user. My condolences. That must suck royally.

He deserves it.

I'd switch to emunand but I don't really want to reinstall every fucking ge and patch I have. Any alternatives?

i hacked it and it's still shit, fuck you

I'm going get a switch lite and keep it legit and keep using my old switch for hacks

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>complaining about anime on a site with deep roots to Japan

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>giving a fuck about the roots when 80% of the user base cames in 2016

Don't let newfags control what you care about, fag.

>my smile is gone for good
it's kind of funny because her mouth looks more like it's frowning than it being open

It's like saying "don't let niggers ruin what you like about your country" while living in Paris.

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I wish N64 emulation was better. It's blurry and tiny in handheld and isn't always fullspeed