Yea Forums Plays The Oregon Trail

Come help a rag-tag team of Yea Forumsirgins leave the midwest on a trek to Oregon.

Rules:

Evens decides action
Only one action per post
Actions you can take:
>Drop - drop a number of items
>Status - check status of party and inventory
>Change Rations - filling, meager, or bare-bones
>Buy - buy supplies when in town
>Trade - trade with the savages
>Talk - talk to townsfolk
>Rest - rest for a maximum of 9 days
>Change Pace - steady, strenuous, or grueling
>Hunt - hunt for food; you can't hunt in towns
>Journal - add an entry to the journal

Next post will select names.

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name someone Faggot Sr.

first 4 names select party member names. no evens needed

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Quick Man

Todd Howard

Nigger

Obama

i got you
evens for party leader name

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SNEED

Fred Fuchs

Evens for occupation

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Merchant

we begin

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Good luck team fred fuchs

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April

Mayflower Challenge, try to get to Oregon before June

Start in March

august

April

fuck it. 0 is an even

i'll start us off with some supplies

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>Not going all oxen
WEAK

2000 pounds of food

wat do?
evens

derp

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CONTINUE FULL SPEED LOW RATIONS

This

Ride on.

Continue. Fred has no patience for time outs.

snek attek

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i see a river guys

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Suck him off to get the poison out.

A river, you say?

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Change pace G R U E L I N G

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how should we approach this?

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Fred gives no Fuchs about rives. Continue on.

cock it

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FORD

caulk

Ford

F L O A T

brilliant

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A LOADED GOD COMPLEX, CAULK IT AND FLOAT IT.

>nigger suck off Faggot

Faggot is back and another river is coming up

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as much rations as they can eat

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You know, Faggot Sr is pretty cute.

Quick Man not so quick anymore

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that was fast

Stop to take care of Quick Man, he's our DPS.

are we winning?

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caulk

Wait

we camped for a day

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FILLING RATIONS

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Wait

I could walk across that

Han solo it

did you ever actually cross a river? anything above 20cms is gonna be a seriously bad time

rip

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do something

Good job

Oh no new elder scrolls cant come out now perfect

>you see that river

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if you bought skyrim he'd still be alive

Its cause you didnt buy his game, he had no float for the next project

We shouoold buy his game in honor of his sacrifice.

we're doing well guys. no one like Todd anyway
something on the horizon

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Quick Man recovered
we made it to Fort Kearney. what do we want to do?

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Talk

Talk

just some white dude

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gonna hit the trail unless someone wants to do business in fort

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>drowning in 5 feet of water
but he's 6'2"....

Sell all your bullets

what are we looking for?

A gun free America, enough is enough.

GRUELING pace

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