Don't shoot, I am friendly

only the community server list is a wasteland. ever since matchmaking got added in, it brought newfags in but killed new blood on community servers so the oldfags left over time.

Better start prain' BOY

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>use high five to bait him to taunt
>decapitation taunt behind him with
>free head

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>yell for medic
>he gives his sandvich
>kill him with kbg, ubersaw, eyelander, etc.
>voicemenu thanks

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>see friendly heavy on my team
>go spy and disguise as friendly heavy
>people on the other team with low health walk up spamming E hoping for a sandvich
>shoot them in the face

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why is the tf2 the only game were friendlies kind of work and are often not killed immediately?
Imagine trying to pull that shit anywhere else, I guess it's the charisma mercs have?

no one really gives a fuck about winning in modes like CTF they're just an excuse to frag people. so when people are fucking around there's less pressure to kill them.

tf2 is the only game where you can help the other team with an ability
every other game it just debuffs them
also it's the only game without hard time limits

>join them

I remember a time that if you wanted to fuck around, you did it at your own peril, and you wouldn't get the server to vote kick someone for playing the game. Goddamn kids thinking they're entitled to not be killed.

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TF2 is a game where for brief moments on the battlefield, you have a mutual realization of being people, rather than warriors. It usually ends with a small nod, an emote, or some acknowledgement, followed by a mutual truce that can end mere seconds later. It's a magical moment that I've never once had happen in another game like TF2

There are still quite a few servers that are active it's far from dead.

>use high five taunt
>someone comes up and starts it
>suicide when the hands hit
>other guy does this too

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do people really bind suicide command?

>he doesn't have k set to kill

why?

funny

Useful for denying weapons that have "on kill" attributes.

TF2 seems like minecraft... It will never die.

>holiday punch someone
>they suicide so that I don't get to POW them

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It's useful for when you need to not give a demoknight a head and whatnot

woah that feels incredibly cheap
thanks

>check the community server list
>get malware pop-ups
i tried to get into the game again when the recent hat glitch happened but this shit is too much

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>he doesn't have k set to explode

exploding isn't as funny as ragdolling. everyone who has ragdolls turned off needs to die irl

It is when you use it with the Spent Well Spirits

I wait for him to heal me and then kill him

I don't mind friendlies, I either leave them alone or offer them RPS. But I won't be apologizing if they get hit with collateral.

Their charisma stems from all the little talking they can do while on the field. People spamming "WE NEED A DISPENSER RIGHT HERE" or "POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS" will make you less likely to kill them because you know they want to fuck around

I make sure to always kill them

Cancer killing tf2

>be pyro running through a tunnel
>meet enemy pyro
>both take out melee and slowly crouch past each other
>both proceed to burn each other's teams from behind
Mutual understanding is a beautiful thing.

I love this

>be Spy
>working my way across the battlefield
>heavy traffic so I find a place to chill for a sec
>bump into enemy Spy also chilling there
>"Nice work!"
>"Good job!"
>"Move!"
>"Yes!"
>we both part on good terms

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Ever met up with an online gaming friend IRL? This happened just this Saturday and I'm not sure how to process it.

>be part of a small TF2 server group on steam for about 7 years
>made a lot of friends and we talk regularly on voice chat about random shit
>two of these guys I thought of as best friends, we ended up playing a lot of other games together over the years
>eventually an opportunity comes up where we'll all be in the same area (this weekend)
>we meet up at a local McDonald's
>one of them is black, the other is some kind of Indian
>I was a bit nervous before, but now I'm really having a hard time talking, become really shy
>eventually I start warming up to them and we just go around to random places, grab dinner, and generally have a good time

part of me thinks they should probably go back to where they came from but they also seem like swell guys, should I stay friends with them?

Is this copypasta? Please tell me it is

No?

Oh okay so you are a racist cunt, got it lad

Is tonight the night?

Maybe I shouldn't be, idk, but I've spent a lot of time on here and /pol/ and it kind of makes sense to be, doesn't it?

tf2 quickly transitioned into a party game

This isn't the thread to talk about it, fuck off

I'm not.

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How to deal with friendlies

1. switch to spy
2. disguise as the friendly
3. try to act friendly like him
4. backstab people who fall on the friendly trap
5. repeat

>uses killbind to deny it

I kill friendlies and votekick the ones on my team

>do this in spawn during setup
>it starts a cascade of everyone suiciding

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>get popped into the air by a rocket
>see my death coming so I use the "nice shot" voice command to the impending airshot
>die
>"Thanks, Soldier!" to the killfeed
voice commands give the game so much flexibility for little moments like this

>in the heat of WAR
>friendly approaches
>ask for healing
>they give sandwich
>"Thanks!"
>proceed to kill them
>schadenfreude in the killcam
name a better feeling

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>be Spy
>set cl_interp to an absurd level
>backstabs you a mile away while taunt schadenfreude

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this. if you're gonna be friendly on a non-community server then don't expect everyone who joined the valve server to just play the game to stop doing just that because you're not playing the game yourself

Why is v filled with tryhards that blow up a 7 man conga line? Do they hate friendship?

>he doesnt have kill AND explode bound to keys

HE WAS COMING RIGHT FOR US

The voice command system is truly the lifeblood that keeps TF2 kicking all these years, every match feels fresh and alive with how much interactivity there is

>in a shoot-off with a fellow Spy
>we're both jumping around all over the place and dodging
>he says 'Nice shot' every time I miss

Cheeky cunt

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I do it for contract progress

A real /pol/ack only hates white liberals. Everyone else is just behaving the way nature conditioned them to behave.

Don't hate the player hate the game.

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>name a better feeling
this feeling

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>catch an engineer on low health all alone
>"GO AHEAD, BUILD YOUR TINY GUN, THEN RUN!"
>"Alrighty then. Sentry goin up"
>he hits explode bind
why is this not a standard feature in all multiplayer games it's incredible

The same people who scream "DON'T SHOOT I'M FRIENDLY" are the same people who are gonna immediately shoot you in the back when you stop looking at them

Always kill people claiming to be friendly, they're bigger back pokin' snakes then spies

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>this will be added in a future update

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>dip shit/tranny keeps begging me for heals
>say no
>use laugh taunt
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO"

When you get a multikill with a random crocket

I run around with the holiday punch and people think I'm friendly. I feel kind of bad when they don't fight back but all I really want to do is force them to taunt. I don't even kill them after that, they suicide or my team does.

>Being racist
>Being racist to your bros
>Being racist to your bros unironically
user, stop being a shitlord retard.

STOUT SHAKO

>he thinks TF2 will get updates
Lmao

They already added a zoomer cosmetic

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It has silly, cartoony artstyle and it doesn't focus on competitive mode

>shitlord
Bro if you don’t wanna stick out drop the old tumblr buzzwords you used to use back when that site had any relevancy.

I'm suddenly reminded of a community server I used to regular. We'd occasionally fuck around like the admins abusing their powers or playing huntsman taunt battles, but once the majority voted to play the game we'd play the game. Anybody that continued to bullshit would get a warning to stop and if they insisted disobeying they got kicked or banned. Though honestly the best way to get rid of people like that would be rtving to a custom map so they'd have to download it and wait for it to load. Nine times out of ten they'd give up and go be stupid somewhere else.

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>thanos heavy
I'd be down for that if they add a dab emote.
Imagine the fucking salt that would flow on Yea Forums

>pull out Gloves that make people laugh on back hit
>force him to laugh till he leaves server

>Dab taunt
I want this so bad

they'll likely put a crate together for halloween

Are sprays still banned on official servers?

Yeah, likely always will

Based and Holiday Spiritpilled

TF2 is one of the few games that hasn't totally been corrupted by the cancer of "competitive". Despite all attempts to corrupt its core mood by destroying community servers and deatroyimg fun weapons

>REEE I SAID IM FRIENDLY YOU TRYHARD
>THATS IT I'LL SHOW YOU
>ragequits 20 seconds later
Very friendly

this. always kill friendlies

what killsound do you guys use?

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Some obnoxious bell chime sound since I forget what I was using prior to uninstalling a custom config

The scout yelling ding

I have "MY SPLEEN" from No More Heroes.

>join 2fort game
>drop down into hallway from second spawn
>right behind a heavy with 2 medic buttbuddies on him
>shoot very first rocket of the game
>its a crit
>kills both medics
>mfw
It was so worth dying to the heavy afterwards

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the 'Notes' sound that comes with the game

wumpa fruit sound effect

>he doesn't have a rocket jump /kill fireworks macro

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earthbound hit/crit hit. way too satisfying imo

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>back in 2012? Why would so much change in such little time
>realize it's 2019
>seven years have passed
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>OH NOOO IT'S CURRENT YEAR LOLLLLL DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE XDD

At least demoknight is still fun in 2019

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THE HEAVY IS A

How does one macro like that?

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I use Earthbound hit sounds as well save for critical hits. For that I use the announcer from Sonic Colors whenever Sonic is doing air stunts. There used to be a big Earthbound soundpack for TF2 on GameBanana but it got taken down, which sucks because they it used the battle success and failure jingles depending on if you won or lost.

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CSGO DM Kill sound, though i always wanted the CSGO Overwatch killsound from the suspect but can't find it anywhere

shout out to when competitive first came out and demoknighting was suddenly shit on by all the newfags that came to TF2

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I'm still using ster's hitsound folder

I was playing as a friendly heavy last night and walked into the enemy base and sat in there with the Intel for like 10 minutes.
For like an hour not a single person even touched it and I got banned in the spot by the British tranny screaming through the mic all night who was apparently an admin.
Me and my buddy had a good laugh.
Now I remember why I don't play on community servers.

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some duck quacking

simple things can be hilarious

I don't use a killsound but I use the "retro" hitsound

I remember using a touhou kill sound
it was cool

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the thx sound
really hard to hear anything when i get a crit on a group of people

Seeing a friendly spy right next to the guy that killed you

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DECAPITATIOOOOOOOON

There
It is dead

>your team has a friendly
>go spy, disguise as him and backstab people
>now everyone will shoot him on sight

Because the community is filled with manchildren and literal children. No wonder Yea Forums loves it.

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God-tier feel

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>pic
Only in skial

hurts just a bit

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I use it on offense when playing engineer on A/D maps like dustbowl so I can respawn with my pre-built dispenser/sentry ready to take the teleporter. It's basically the Eureka Effect with a different wrench at that point. Even if you're not doing meme nonsense, it's a nice utility to have a "return to spawn as the same guy" button.

how the hell is lenny face still so prevalent in tf2 and absolutely nowhere else

we would be using lenny's right now is it wasn't in the spam filter

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>subconscious knod that were playing nice
>that one guy MANDATES that we have to be friendly for the rest of the match

This kills the halloween

tf2 has no text fitlers, hence why you will see people's legacy binds from an outdated joke from half a decade ago and derivatives of it that plagued not only imageboards but fucking twitch. as well you'll also see hackers flooding the chat with empty characters in hopes that you can't tell people to kick

Was there ever an uncensored version of this?

No.

Bummer.

The funny thing is flooding the chat with empty characters is only a thing now because people are so fucking detached from how muting other players, they don't know you can mute text chat.

muting text chat is a relatively new feature from the past few years, and it doesn't help that the UI for muting only alludes to it being an audio mute.

You could always mute text chat.

Well call me a retard cos that's news to me. How d'you do it? I know with those hackers that spam the chat window you can just go into the console anyway, but still would be handy to know

Its hard to even see who is the one spamming half the time.

>You will never go back

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Literally just mute the player, mutes text and voice chat.

>God tier with anything projectiles
>Hit pills and flares on both land and aerial foes alike
>But give me anything hitscan including heavy and i cant get a kill for the life of me
How the fuck is this possible, I feel like a tool not being able to use more than half the cast

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you could mute text chat entirely but not on a user-by-user basis until they added that to the mute functionality

It's because you subtly lead shots instead of aiming at the actual target.

play a lot of widowmaker engineer
you could also try playing with viewmodels off, it helps some people

>have never fallen for a disguise in a decade
>that hatless medic with a medigun that refuses to heal you
>start talking on mic to heal you
>medic says "what?" On mic before the spy shoots you
>this has happened more than once

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Hitscan is a bit unintuitive. You're dealing with different hitboxes and bullets that travel at literal lightspeed.

The server list is fucked for some reason

There are full 32 player community servers every night.

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I hate you specifically.

>oh look, a free health pack
Daily reminder to bully any kind of friendly heavy, roleplayer, shotgun heavy, huntsman sniper, pyro shark, pybro, demoknight, and market gardener sollies. No exceptions.

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what do you mean shout out? stop niggerspeak

Weeb spy mains are on the same level as everything you listed.

>mantreads
>not enough knock back resist to ignore airblast or getting hit directly
>too much knock back resist, so you cant actually ride explosions or heavy shit to escape

If there wasnt the 100% turn thing or the goomba stomp, it would be a downgrade.

Spy knives are so based. Sept for Yer.

>Kunai Spy
>Touching demoknight without dying instantly

>drops on top of you
Nothing personnell, kid

>Join server
>Literally 3 on 2 with friendly heavies
>join in unknowing of this and get a few kills
>Admin teamstacks to 4v1
>Get a few kills but can't beat 4 players dice rolling for crits versus just me
>Go spec
>They go back to their friendly heavy autism
I dropped TF2 that day and never looked back. I miss the game but god I'd be no good.

I've never played another game quite like TF2. The other day, I managed to get into the enemy base just by spycrabbing past the enemy team and it actually worked.

>5 heads and with speed as fast as scout
>taking stairs instead of capitalizing eyelanders broken range

MAGGOTS

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Bullet spread is what kills it for me usually, half the time I need the gun jammed into their asshole to hit them (and sometimes that doesn't even work since bullets spawn just beyond their model).

NO SHOOT, NO HURT, NO KILL, AM FRIENDLY HOOVY, OM NOM NOM NOM *opens 100% unusual crate*

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Who said anything about stairs?

Based dab on the traddies.

How do I prevent the game from micro-stuttering? It doesn't seem to be an fps or lag spike thing as both are in healthy places, but every once in a while the game just starts stuttering for a second and it completely throws off gameplay

>deatroyimg fun weapons
They already got MUH panic attack. Look how they massacred my boy

I just want to charge the cart and crit-suicide using the caber like the good old days.

Panic attack was really bad, the new version is great if boring.

It would be nice if they really turned up the downsides and upsides. Like way more spread with each shot, but way more boolets.

Good times.
youtube.com/watch?v=kbdtBLD8Lbg

>pretend to be friendly
>kill anyone who falls for it
it feels so wrong
yet it feels so good

no fuck that
anything that has dabbing is soulless shit

>he doesn't use GREAT JOB

>2020
>Valve releases a Sealab map theme

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Who /TF1/

it was unironically better

peak gaming sessions with my dad

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I would usually be gung ho for meme shit, but dabbing would honestly be too low.

The hitsound from the NES Mega Man games.

>2020
>valve releases content

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sounds cool, gib link

>use high five emote
>fellow gamer comes along to engage in the high five
>stop taunting just as they get close
>they do a default taunt
>schadenfreude at them

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Some would consider QuakeTF to be TF1, but I loved TFC dearly. Much more crazy shit can happen in that game compared to 2.

It was years ago, can't remember where I found it but I uploaded it, here you go

mediafire.com/file/okmirvd85k8juj3/hitsound.wav/file

>millennial
uh... b-boomerbros were we the zoomer all along?

>Scout was born around 1946
>boomer years are 1946-1964
Scout is a boomer

Stay friends. Friends are a precious resource nowadays

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>be me
>ninjaneer
>see enemy sniper
>start conga on him
>he hears and turns around and we both crouch in moment of truce
>head off to go kill people after nodding

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what? it's pretty much exclusively used by cheaters to make it harder for them to be votekicked

"RETIRED!" when i'm feeling good
"OPEN THE GAME!" when i get a crit kill

>retired

on the bright side, they get to deal with a long respawn for being a coward if the server isn't insta respawn

You can't crouch jump onto a standing player. And what Demoknight in their right mind would crouch? Trickstabs won't work here, he'll always keep your sword on you.

And?

Open up the console, does it spit out errors? Mine stutters anytime someone uses the rocket that doesn't do damage or airblasts. Makes actually trying to airblast impossible.

No trickstabs famalam, just jump on an unsuspecting demoknight from an higher ground

Nah. They seem like good blokes, appearance isn't everything user

...Then you're just a Scout or Pyro, who does a better job at flanking than you do. Sniper does what everything Spy can do but better.

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>Implying
My shotgun heavy is invincible

Thanks for the free uber man

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Really? I'll have to keep an eye out for that. It's since went and gone, so coulda been that

Spy can destroy sentries that are out of sight and can sneak to the enemy spawn and destroy teleporters.
Spy can also do this discretly, which is the main advantage they have over sniper and scout.

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I was just in an Upward server that had five different hackers cycle through it before the game started afresh. This is fucking ridiculous

Before Gun Mettle, this and the crit-a-cola used to let you run faster than noclip while minicrits were active and there was literally nothing enemy teams could do to slow you down. You couldn't jump, but you could run at twice scout's normal speed and cross entire maps in the 8 seconds Crit-a-Cola was active

But that was too fun, so they took it out

Good night, sweet prince

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quake 3 for hit sound and this note for killsounds
youtu.be/-1oZGt8UZfI?t=6

It's the slower combat. Most weapons are either projectiles or requite close range to be effective so you see your opponent a good deal before you kill them. You can't really mow people down as you see them in TF2, most weapons are inaccurate and lack instant killing potential.

>take a weapon that might be OP
>Completely gut it's main mechanic and make it worthless

Valve needs to stop fucking doing that

Clockwerk can abuse it so it obviously needs to be nerfed to uselessness.

All they have to do to make it viable again is tone down the boost lost from damage down from 4% lost per point to 1% lost per point

But they never will, of course. You can tell they started listening to comp faggots in 2016 because Gun Mettle and Jungle Inferno had all sorts of completely unfun nerfs that made anything other than vanilla weapons shit

Engie saying "Ugleh" with jerma saying "It's Over!" for the kill sound.

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the bonus ducks merasmus line

Just make it 25 to max boost and 25 damage to lose boost.

It goes away way too quickly to require a meatshot to build up again.

>kill one
>join the rest

youtube.com/watch?v=ubXUMDGQkp8

>being friends with niggers and poos

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i like shooting them cuz its funny

>its disguised spy with ringer who will stalk you for the rest of the game if you kill him

WHY DON'T SERVERS HAVE SPRAYS ENABLED ANYMORE?

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cp
some one put malware in one
sinks

When and where it's alive, MGO3 occasionally has friendly lobbies. You mark and beat the shit out of each other for EXP and don't kill or fulton. Or just dick around and teach each other gliltches. I used to join in on that shit real often when I had a PS3 and had to watch over a sick family member.
God I fucking wish it wasn't dead on PC and had literally no form of anti-cheat except for just e-mailing Konami about it. You can't even actually kick people, because they can just leave and rejoin.

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Valve didnt think they would get away charging people 5 bucks per spray.

Really though.
>sprays on community servers
>community servers have mods to add hats to anyone
In response
>valve straight up hides community servers
>valve removes the attachment function, nuking multiple mods like saxon hale which required a new work around
>100$ item to shitpost on every server
>tool that lets you carry your spray, but requires you to hack the image in or it compresses the quality dramatically

>valve clearly did this for ethical reasons

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Critacola doesn't stack with other speed bonuses, and the hypothetical speed you are describing straight up violates the ground speed cap in tf2.
Shut the hell your fucking mouth.
Almost as retarded as the argument that you outrun your hitbox, which wasn't a thing and was an entirely different bug that involved hitbox displacement.

>can no longer spray poorly compressed horse porn onto random walls in random valve cp servers
feels bad

>nuking multiple mods like saxon hale
I just got back into this game after 6 years and you're only telling me this now? I can't even fucking use sprays what is this hell?

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The mods have since fixed this kinda by inserting an extra invisible player skeleton on you that holds the weapon instead.

>take out fists as heavy
>enemy crouches and walks around and avoids me
>they say thanks and walk in the other direction
>futilely try to catch up with them while spamming aim-at-enemy battle cries
I am trying to hit you with my fists to kill you! These are not fun times for you, dog! These are dark times!

I've been able to see and have used my own sprays. Just last week I collabed with someone else's spray.

remember when valve modified the health counter so you didn't need a plugin to see your health in saxon hale?

its like a complete 180, the fuck happened.

Like most issues with TF2, the likely explanation is "an eceleb complained and got their ENTIRE FANBASE to mass email valve"

Modern Warfare 2 hit/killsounds, and the "challenge complete" theme for killstreaks.

Name five (5) times this happened. Seriously I haven't played TF2 regularly in years, has this really happened?

Matchmaking, tough break nerfs (this would already fill out 5 if we're talking just nerfs in this), discontinuation of Halloween spells and their removal from the Halloween drop table, removal of Halloween items dropping on maps entirely because WAH MAH ECONOMUH, Airblast stun removal

>furry pond
at least they can play the game

The hat drops were cool though. The magic spells came out around the time I moved on, so I didn't get to use them much. It's kind of lame that they would remove them.

playing against people who are actually good at the game is so much more fun.
casual fucking blows when compared to a good community server.

Too bad I need to boost the value of my fake hats and it's not good enough that we didn't even let you trade and craft the ones you get from gifts now. Now let me catastrophically inflate the price of keys to 20ref No I don't care that correlates to near a YEAR of playing tf2, keys are worth that much, because halloween effects and my literal ocean of dead accounts

Khonjin scream on death

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the bamboo hitsound
killsound is just a lower pitched version

Black people are dangerous user.
There mod, are you happy? I didn't say a bad word this time.

Steve1989 saying "Nice"

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>hit pills with my eyes closed
>can't sticky spam for the life of me
What the fuck am I doing wrong

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I have a mod that makes that sound when you decapitate someone

I wish sv_pure wasn't a thing

Nerf this piece of shit.

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you can hold right click while firing and they automatically detonate when primed

DANCING! IT IS THE FORBIDDEN DANCE!

GOT EM

pyro is already the weakest class go fuck yourself

it's NEVER enough for you faggots isn't it?

Not so fast, socialist scum!

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>oblooterated during the countdown in casual
>Oblooterated constantly during setup
>Sticky jump out of spawn and oblooterated

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>Juggle him with stickies or rockets
>Can't do anything because no airblast
>Kill him when Uber drops
It's so easy

What's everyone's favorite map?
Mine is pic related. Many good times were had here.
youtube.com/watch?v=WQRBXd0xEa4

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You're doing gods work, son.

>market garden soldier leaps at me
>you can wee it in his swing, so smug and confident in his kill
>walk forward
>he misses and completely eats shit
>turn around
>they go into a complete fucking panic and jump away
>"Trolldier fell to a clumsy painful death"
Never gets old

It already has been nerfed.
I still can't do that damn fucking contract.

Remove him.
Spy is equally shit in design, but at least he's fun to play.

You're getting shot twice as hard then faggot.

>friendly heavy on server
>autismo scout and spy mains seethe acting like tf2 is a serious game

>play cuntsman sniper
>every gets maximum assblast when the blindfired arrows instakill them
>pyro friend chainkilling butthurt spies coming to kill me

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>tfw I’m one of those scouts
I will never not be mad that I can dodge everyone else and everything else except lucksman arrows with mattress-size hitboxes

>randomly flink out an arrow from blue spawn during "set up" on cp_degrootkeep
>Ding!

DED

And I use SEE? for hitsound.

But pyro is fun to play

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FOR TWoooooooo REfined

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made the cuntsman contract go by in a blink, degrootkeep best alternate mode

>playing tf2 in 2019
why do you do this? its a shell of itself

but thats a bot

Because it's fun!

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i hope to see some payload races going on today that aren't on fucking hightower

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dead game

I cant see sprays for some reason

just filter out hightower then

yeah then people vote for it afterwards despite there always being a hightower community server

>Over $1,000.00 USD in items.
>Too old to actually play with anyone anymore
>Too good to be in pubs
>Not enough time to go competitive anymore
>Wonder why I have it installed
>Party Yea Forums thread shows up
>Play with Yea Forums for a while
>Have fun laughing with people on the same skill level, like when the game was new.

I swear you fuckers are very much alright sometimes.

Thank you.

Yeah if you have massive brain damage

Fuck you tranny lover

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>this is your brain on unusuals

you must have seethed during the crate 'depression'

You'd have to have massive brain damage to NOT have fun playing pyro

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I can use a minigun pretty well on most days, but I suck at using shotguns. In my case, "Battle Engineer is for Scouts that can't aim" is kinda true, but I always try to use every building to make sure I'm supporting allies.

I want to git gud with the Huntsman and Crossbow because I hate rifle-Snipers more than anything else in the game.

I've never seen someone spell Spy as "p-y-r-o". Might need your eyes checked.

No comment on the Amby nerf because I didn't really bother with even with it was good, but Dead Ringer didn't deserve to get nerfed just because streamers were annoyed by Spies having a chance at touching them once in a Blue Moon Update.

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Doesn't affect most items, and most unusuals retained their price. People who profited from the depression the most were traders since the exploit was first found on unusual trade servers with people who had the most keys lying around.
Keep talking though.

Oh I won't shoot, but I'll take another head stack

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Spy and pyro are both pretty bad compared to the rest of the cast. They even share some of the same problems such as relying more on having unskilled enemies rather than having skill themselves and doing little that isn't done better by another class.
I'd put them both as tied for worst class, personally.

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>not using pan for higher crit rates

Pan doesn't give head stacks and you don't need crit chance if you use the targe correctly

On that note, who's the most dangerous class in the hands of a really skilled player?

Sniper or Scout

Sniper. Duh.
No other class can instantly kill you while standing in the spawn room door on the complete opposite end of the map the millisecond you enter his view with literally no counter play other than "never step into his view".
The next would be scout because he shits out damage and can be nearly untouchable, but unlike sniper he needs to get dangerously close to the enemy to really be dangerous himself.

sure the pan doesn't give head stacks but getting crits while the targe recharges is great

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Sniper, Soldier, Demo. There's a reason they see so much competitive play, where there's little room for less effective classes.

Heavy's in the same tier if he doesn't have a Medic with him. At least Pyro has good options for long-range harassment (flares) when he can't get in flame range and an okay mobility tool to get the flanks he needs.

>join casual game
>someone dies to a random crit
>proceeds to bitch until they get kicked
Why does this happen every match i join?

I've seen plenty of people bitching about random crits because they're shit, but I've never seen someone kicked for complaining about them.

>pal around with buddies trying to make people angry
>get into a jailbreak server
>become guards
>kill them all as soon as the doors open
>resident squeaker rages
>continue this until they vote us to be prisoners every round

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I'm more scared of skilled Heavies, Pyros ad Scouts than I am Soldiers, Demos or Snipers.

I see the "random crits are fair and balanced" bind but never saw someone get kicked for it

>Rancho in a side area
>Slowly but surely I get a show

Usually its demomen shaking their ass in my face or scouts offering me their bucket of chicken. Every now and then another engi joins me. Of course its always a pyro that ruins it.

It's always the fucking pyros isn't it?
Anyway Yea Forums, choose.

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Let me body snatch in peace

I love playing Pyro purely because theres a 70% chance of enemy Pyros completely ignoring you since no one likes flamethrower battles. unless i have the shotgun equipped, meatshotting retards with it while they shit out flames and only doing 40 damage will never not be hilarious

What is better? +kill or +explode?
>this is your mind on /pol/

The games where you see this are those that are not started via matchmaking.

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is there anything more genuinely autistic than playing on a jailbreak server for more than 30 seconds trying to figure out what it is?

you can "sorta" still use sprays
so what source games do for sprays is when you join a game they download everyone's current spray into your tf\materials\temp folder and then when someone uses that spray you can see it
community servers generally dont have sv_pure on which means your game will download the sprays of people there and you can see them there.
valve servers though, they have sv_pure on which blocks the game from downloading everyone's sprays into your folder. BUT if you have been on a community server with someone, downloaded their spray and they haven't changed it since then and you are on a valve server with them then you can see their spray in the valve server since you already downloaded it before

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