Come inside, Yea Forums

>Is this porn?
I wish

Andrew? Andrew Hussie? Is that you?

Andrew, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.

You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.

Nobody will remember Andrew Hussie. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

In short, you are an enormous failure.

Andrew, being that you're about 35 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.

The abhorrent failure that is MS Paint Comics, Andrew Hussie, that is your legacy.

Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Andrew, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.

Maybe in a couple of years, Andrew, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.

I genuinely doubt it.

Now excuse me, I have to work on Undertale 2. My accountant estimates over sixty million dollars in sales.

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>TentacleTheRapist.
What did they mean by this.
is this homestuck? I haven’t kept up with it. Last thing I remember is the main character with black hair dying I think?

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yeah i'll come inside

Should be updated to include Little Town Hero and Smash Ultimate.

I'll come inside alright. Come to my fucking senses! OOOOOHH GOT EM

fucking epic dude. high five.

i dun get it

>it's homestuck

god damnit. nevermind.

Hussie should just give up at it
Its pretty obvious the only things he did in pesterquest was Dave dialogue so I dont think he wants to do homestuck anymore

Let me tell you about Homestuck

I'm listening

Fuck you

Pretty accurate description of Homestuck

Its shit. Don't read it. Alternatively, read it and stop when you finish Act 5 Act 2

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I unironically love the beta kids and their personalities(at least before the tumblr take over) but I dont want to fuck any of them unlike what seems to be the entire rest of the fandom
is there something wrong with me?

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There's only something wrong with you if you don't want to fuck one of the trolls

Why the fuck is rose so sexy bros.

Does John get to come inside?

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what is this

Mindchad reporting in

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trolls are even worse, they are anatomically disgusting fucking alien insect people

Remember when Hussie was still alive?
Good times, good times
Sad he didn't get to finish Homestuck like he wanted before he died

Only with Terezi and Roxy (so far)

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they look like grey humans tho

It took me years to get over masturbating to homestuck characters then they went ahead and made Rose this sexy, it's not fucking fair

They're literally just humans with horns and grey skin, that's the whole joke. Karkat's movie posters explicitly confirm this.

he should

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Heir of Space reporting for duty

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Prince of Blood here

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fuck classaspectfags, you power waving faggots

Oh shit a fellow prince of blood chad

hello and bye
not all classes are that powerful
its mostly time and space players

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Where the tests at?

You people don't have classpects, Earth already has a successful session.

I wonder how hard it is to get Toby's music for an indie game. Yiik got him.

No, you're fine. Everyone else itt is depraved.

Rogue and Prince of Heart are both incredibly busted and I wouldn't be surprised if Nepeta pulled some bullshit, because the Rogue of Heart can do more complex fuckery than the Prince of Heart can

who wrote this travesty?
There were even a bunch of continuity errors, like Rose's mom's room having a bed even if it was supposed to not have one

technically she was in

its implied that there were a lot of other people playing sburb during the reckoning, its just that we dont get to see their sessions
we get a peek that fedorafreak somehow got to play sburb but besides that, all we know is that Rose saw a lot of other IPs connecting together when the meteors were falling
we also know that ectobiology isn't NECESSARY for a sburb session to happen, so it isn't necessary for every future-sburb player to come back in a meteor years ago

is not about how powerful you are what matters, is caring about power at all what makes me hate you all

>even if it was supposed to not have one
what?

jesus, imagine play sburb with random anons from Yea Forums

He strikes me as a guy who just likes making it and distributing it; it's probably not that hard to work something out with him.

its just a fun personality test you no-fun asshole
its fun to know what powers you would get playing the best videogame ever since its based on your personality

mom's room has no bed, it only has a transportalizer to the lab which has the bed.
Rose has never been in the room before so she had no idea.
Meanwhile in pesterquest she just goes inside and talks about her wardrobe, which is not supposed to even be in the house itself

In Homestuck Mom's bedroom/Liquor room only has the liquor closet and doesn't have a bed

We'd never be able to beat the king because of how much shit we put inside him.

you are one of those retarded faggots that think homestuck is only about relationships instead of just fun stuff and games.

we could get an absolute luckchad tho

>not just prototyping random useless garbage
good luck killing me with a grocery receipt prototyping you dumb royal piece of shit

>puts the bible in the sprite
>King is literally god

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Reminder

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>put a waifu fig
>put an onahole

this, genderbending the dark king is the way to go.

Good, you got out before it went to shit.

Why would I trust a chart that's only C tier?

fuck the dark king into submission

back to discord with you.

>ryan north
>E
fake and gay

>one retard forgets to put something
>onto a void session we go

Do you guys have any hope for the other 18 characters?

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I think the funniest part is prototyping bullshit without knowing so we make a boss that is still beatable but a clusterfuck

I really wish sburb was a real video game. The homestuck game should have just been Sburb.

They got him before undertale though

>without knowing
should have went on gamefags

Heir of rage here, I'm basically GER

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>need GameFAQs to play
no wonder Game Bro rated it so low

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if you have money you can get him to get on four and suck your asshole.

GameBro is based for keeping it real like that

WinnieThePoop's walkthrough sounds kino.

>throw majoras mask 3D
>no matter how bullshit the king is, it still has a giant eye as a weak spot

I think they got him before undertale, and that was basically just a guest track.

Is it normal to come inside wearing a rubber?

You just know one retard would just prototype themselves

>the one user that threw his computer in
>black king gets access to the internet and starts shitposting on Yea Forums

what would Yea Forums look like during an apocalypse scenario

>no homestuck fighting game
Why live

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>Why live
To play sburb, my copy should come in mail any day now

unchanged and frozen in time

Probably the same but with music and the posting going 10 times faster.

*kills a shitton of people including your guardians and gets away with it*
Pssh nothing personnel kids

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His theme was so good.

don't blame him, if I had to wear a dumb hat I would go apeshit too

imagine a homestuck fighting game with dragon ball fighterZ levels of aesthetic and crazy batshit insane characters

2 months.

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Prince of Space here ready to fuck the session by accident.

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yo bro, your sucks dont match

HE FUCKS SEERS

This sounds kinda rad, how shit is the actual game?

Unfriendly reminder that Homestuck is irredeemable garbage for tumblr sjws and Hussie is and will always be a hack.

Roxy isn't a Seer though.

you realise characters were made to mock those types in the story

She clearly wants to fuck Rose.

its just kinda barebones but it isn't bad, it's actually quite fun messing around with friends
the next update adds a lot of shit

Do you let other people decide what you like faggot?

>actually believing this
you realize hussie stopped writing around act 6

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He went on the record saying he wrote everything up to act 7

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I'm just waiting for the next update to drop to try to play with some friends.

just fuck my shit up

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Dont take anything hussie says at face value ever.

Why is OD such a retard?

He also went on record saying the hiatuses wouldn't last for years.

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No. People wanting to fuck the characters is what ruined it.

Knight of Rage reporting

mage of void here, reporting for duty

FUCK I NEED TO BREED HER

Will his route be shit?

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Yea Forums session when

Why are all the girls in this game so sexy
I haven't seen a single girl in the game that I wouldn't make a mother out of

No.

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Hussie stopped giving a fuck around the time the time he made his fictional avatar propose to Vriska

when we get a blood player to make sure we don't fuck up our session by fighting among ourselves

Prince of blood here, don't worry I got it ;)

nice

John calm down

user I...

Of course not. Vriska on the other hand...

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Dirk is going to be last right?
I'm sure his ultimate self will pester his self that we're supposed to become friends with and shit will go from there

He also went on record saying act 6 would be shorter than act 5.

If it's people that know about homestuck, we'd probably end up somewhat ok, I know people would try to reach god tier as fast as they could to make it easier.

Who is this man

i don't wanna date either one of them, i wanna play matchmaker

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It'll most likely go in order of (formal) introduction, so Alpha kids, Trolls, Beta kids. This would put Dirk last which is great for plot shit as well.

John needs to breed Terezi.

Fine but only he breeds Rose too.

The fuck would a knight of Rage even do?
Its about negative emotions, would he just be a fuck strong berserk?

like God of War III Kratos

Dave, Eridan, Karkat, Dirk should all be good. maybe Kanaya

>Spades Slick is comparetively harmless
>Actually did nothing wrong, from the point of view of the protagonists, he did nothing at all
>Gets decapitated like a bitch for no reason.
The wrong Jack survived.

They have tentacle dicks (or clits)

>A Lord of Rage is the villain

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Fanon

>Its pretty obvious the only things he did in pesterquest was Dave dialogue so I dont think he wants to do homestuck anymore
If he didn't want to do Homestuck anymore he wouldn't have continued it

user, poor sweet user.
Money is king
And keeping fans happy is queen.

No way this bitch just 13 years old get outta my face with this shit

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I was gonna say that work is work and money is money, but now that he's loaded, you'd probably have to get him to like your project first.

So if I ignore the obviously forced Roxy thing then the rest of the epilogue is okay?

Neat.

the joke with rose's mom was that she was basically like a ghost in their own house, she would just sit around in unnerving places sipping martinis, participating in a silent passive aggressive back and forth parenting-style with rose (like the shit with the fridge magnets)

HE KILLED TRILLIONS

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>participating in a silent passive aggressive back and forth parenting-style with rose (like the shit with the fridge magnets)
>being this much of a brainlet
The joke was that Rose was overthinking it and Mom was actually a drunkard who was buying her daughter girly things she thought she liked

imo John realizing he has been depressed for 3/4 of a decade only to die after banging Terezi was pretty shit. Everything regarding Candy is just sad.

>imo John realizing he has been depressed for 3/4 of a decade only to die after banging Terezi was pretty shit
you mean pretty kino right? he finally manned up and saved the universe and went out with a bang

i think you need to read that whole section again. her mom was fucking with her constantly. she is clearly shown to be hypercompetent. rose was overthinking it but her mom wasn't just doing random shit with no motive. they were messing with each other.

>Stacked through a jacket
You can tell this tumblurina wanted to fuck Rose.

>the only reason he's destroying everything is because he's really mad at videogames

ahem
i have an announcement

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John and Rose's delusions about their parents were wrong in the end, Dave was on the money about Bro and Jade didn't have a parent

wwell wwhat is it

you finally settled on a personality?

Rose even called herself a bad daughter when she realized that everything her mom did was genuine. Roxy loves wizards but she also thought Rose did too because she painted her room with them. And that fridge magnet thing was all genuine from Roxy.

Will this game make any sense if I don't know a single thing about Homestuck?

came here to post this

But Rose liked said girly things.

fuck highbloods
fuck lord english
fuck dirk
fuck what pumpkin
fuck hussie
and especially
FUCK
VRISKA

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god no. it's a direct continuation of the epilogue of homestuck

Rose loves wizards

Maybe this one will make some sense, but later routes will most likely become more dependant on plot points from actual Homestuck and especially the epilogue.
Does that mean you should read Homestuck? No. If you must, get to a flash animation called Cascade and then write the rest yourself, cause it will undoubtedly be better than actual act 6 and 7.

Rose was deep in the closet about liking the stuff, she was obssessed with her conspiracy that her mom was fucking with her and she tried to tell herself she hated it all, but she didn't

Am I not seeing it? She looks flat as a board.

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Only faggots like homestuck

i get so much pussy

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WiLl ThIs MoThErFuCkEr Be GeTtInG a MeNtIoN iN tHiS rIgHtEoUs NeW eXpErIaNcE?

wwait your turn gam

the steam page says there'll be "up to 20 friends" so presumably that's 4 beta kids + 4 alpha kids + 12 trolls
only 14 volumes though so presumably some of the trolls will be doubled up

All Of You Are How You Say Faggots

user, in real life if you can see anything resembling a bust on such a thick jacket in a girl it means they are fucking stacked.

Equius and nep would definitely be paired.
I could also see Tavros and Gamzee.
Maybe Eridan and Fereri... then Fef goes to hang with Sol

They will pair up all the trolls Hussie consider a joke, like nepeta, sollux, eridan and feferi.

In fairness who dosn't want to fuck rose?

>implying Nepeta isn't a joke
the olivebloods in the fucking friendsim are treated with more gravitas than nepeta

thii2 ii2 2tupiid.

in fairness polypa is way cooler than nep

>feferi getting any attention
How far down the line did it take for Hussie to remember that Meenah was not the original picses troll?

Cease your degeneracy, this is the reason you faggots got us banned.

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I don't think anyone truly understood Bro. Not even Dirk. I still believe he loved Dave, and did what he did for a reason.
Having Lil Cal his entire life, with Lord English's soul inside, might have played a little tiny factor, though.

>I still believe he loved Dave, and did what he did for a reason.
Of course he fucking did pre tumblr taking over, Dave has his own room while Bro sleeps in the coach.

But nu-hussie cant see past the duality of people, so if someone does something bad it means the person is in its entirety bad.

Polypa is just Nepeta with the shipping cat aspects played down in favor of the Dex build master warrior aspects.

Im still sad that all that potential was kinda dropped.
I know thats when his crazy fans were beginning to dictate his direction, but come the hell on.
Nep was great
Sollux was crippled saving everyone
Eridan, while a joke in many ways, did take his role seriously.
And Fef was literally their freaking queen to be. If anything the lack done with her is the most harmful. Like, i get the split between her and Eridan but she should have been far more active keeping that bunch of low functioning autistics together.

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but its fun and reminds me of happy times before tumblr took over the fanbase and ruined it.

exactly

You faggots brought ipdg to hussie together, you reap what you sow.

>implying any of you faggots would have the courage to off yourselves or even manage to make it that far

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None of the humans did, only caliborn offed himself which may have some fucking symbolism about god tier and how to reach it.

I'm glad I was too dumb to understand everything going on with Homestuck because it meant I eventually had to quit that shit.

You don't have to actually reach God Tier to know what your God Tier title is.

How do you even discover your title? Pretty sure all trolls told the beta kids theirs.

Runes in bullshit puzzles on your land and your sprite

>Polypa is just Nepeta but not Nepeta at all
ftfy

Right. I forgot humans kinda had to speedrun their session while their trolls skipped most of the game mechanics due to rampant cheating.

you just have to get killed really, not off yourself.

Oh yeah I remember that, they have usernames and they mostly talked through text for the first few chapters.

What a stupid fucking story structure, mein gott

>not getting the Yea Forums-incarnate classpect

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I'm aware. I still don't see ANYTHING on that jacket. Is it more obvious in different portraits? I haven't gotten around to playing this yet.

>mostly talked through text for the first few chapters.
You mean in all the chapters till the end.

>Game mentions rose long sharp black nails
>She crosses her legs several times while talking to you
>A whole paragraph describing her black perfect lips
>The game ends with both of you tumbling through the wet grass
The writer wanted to fuck ross.

What're you gonna do, wait for an imp to scratch you to death? Anything larger would probably throw you off the bed before it killed you.

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No, no you know what I mean faggot

You could just kill another player on their quest bed so they'd ascend.

I really dont.
The game always bent itself backwards to do the most retarded shit possible that had endless repercussions.

She's Nepeta as a serious character and not a joke to fill the 12 troll quota. All the same ingredients, but vastly different ratios.

Nanna told John all the titles all the way in Act 2, though she didn't tell him who got which title (but she said them in the entry order, so it's not hard to figure out)

>tfw when a gay timeboi but i'm not gay
damn my submissive nature

Tie yourself to the bed.

Something something prophecy of Skyia something something.

Who doesn't

Fuck you, I want the original trolls

i probably wouldn't make it that far but if i did offing myself on the quest bed would be the easiest fucking part of the game, there's no actual risk involved. just put a gun in your fucking mouth and ascend to godhood.

Computer talk, le epic memespeak, different typing styles, especially annoying on those goddamn trolls

>The writer wanted to fuck ross.

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Ok? Doesn't imply that she's stacked. Pay attention to the conversation, user.

It was 2008, the comic wanted to reflect internet culture

Offing yourself is never easy.

You could make the same argument for regular suicide though, pain is the only barrier between you and eternal rest.

Losing your dream or real self isnt easy, they are part of yourself.

yeah I remember when Nepeta was a mature and professional assassin
>

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>tentacle the rapist
What did they mean by this, Yea Forums?

step aside, virgins

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>have my friend kill me on my quest bed
>wake up in a dream bubble
>check a nearby Skaia cloud someone has intheir dream
>I'm running around as a God Tier back in the session
>but I am also dead, here in the dream bubble
Guys I think I my game bugged out, what the fuck is this

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With regular suicide you actually die and experience cessation of consciousness or whatever. With God Tier shit you just wake up in a fucking god body. I'm really not seeing the downside here.

Dream bubbles only exist for the Homestuck characters.

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

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ANDREW HUSSIE IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER

dream bubbles were a thing exclusive to the HS sessions

Don't worry user, everyone becomes irrelevant eventually.

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claps

>TFW Hussies Tumblrtists ruined the story and it has retroactively tainted everything relating to Homestuck
>TFW can't even enjoy threads like these anymore.

Will this game let me rub Rose's feet?

YA'LL FUCKS BETTER BACK OFF OR I'LL WHINE ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS

PAGE OF TIME

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Seer of Void, reporting in

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>knight of rage
What does this mean? Am I autistic?

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We still have Problem Sleuth. They can't take that from us.

foby tox

>knight
yes

anyone else make their own username in the homestuck format? Mine was ******machina (no of course im not gonna say)

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I could do that since my name's just an adjective and a noun but I'm not sure if I want to

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Elaborate?

Well I mean I dont use the full name for all sites. I just use the color.

Name one (1) Knight that isn't autistic.

Yeah, I still really thought the concept behind Homestuck was really interesting and just feel bad that my brain is so repulsed by it now.

I don't read homostuck

>Mechanics get completely shafted in favor of poorly written teen drama
Fuck you Hussie.

*wwalks into thread*

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>Wasn't even written competently enough to make the drama have a satisfying conclusion
>Litterally just ends with all of Tumblr's retarded shipping shit being canonized
>Hussnasty was completely axed
>All the final boss battles are animated in some blander than dirt "Video game parody" art style garbage

Knigths weaponize their aspect. A Knight of rage wouldnt be a berserker, that would be a heir of rage, but they would be excelent combatants and cool blood killers. Rage isnt a flashy aspect, they are just a pile of stats.

Knights tend to build facades around themselves so they tend to be insufferable pricks.

I love my wife Marsti! She does it for free!

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>Page of Space
Is this just basically Yukari?

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You forget how she she hunted and killed the horrible murderbeasts of her planet every day as her only source of food? Same skills, different applications.

That's Olivebloods in general, not just Nepeta. The lore for them is "they grow up in horrible situations to become supersoldiers"

Johny from jojo is a page of space.

Yukari is probably closer to a Lord of space, though I guess you could make the case for either. Lord is the secret class for 2 player sessions that has all the powers of all the active classes (we think). Page is a class known for being shit at everything until they grind enough to become the best.

Enjoy getting bred by an Heir

I literally just realised she's a janitor that does it for free

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>she's a janny
>she does it for free
>she cute

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Jannie's aren't cute
They are disgusting

"Welp user 1 is dead."
Lets toss him on the bed
"Oh shit it works!"
Cool, hey, mind giving me the ol Antoinette treatment then? I dont like the idea of doing it myself.
"Dark, but necessary I guess. Just zap me after your up again on my bed."

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there are exceptions to every rule user

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he's to financially invested in Homestuck
But it is clear he wanted to quit it towards the end of the comic

oh the comic ends yeah he was clearly rushing that.

Im not sure what got him. The insane tumblr fans, creative fatigue, or what.

I think he wanted to quit the original comic but is more interested in the next one, you can tell he's more invested in doing some weird Dead John and Dave vs Dirk story than he is finishing the session

His father dying probably didn't help. Or the fact that Softowl was almost certainly cucking him.

God tiers arent necessary, they are more like failsafe mechanic when everything goes to shit.

I guess they are also fairly well hidden.

>Pesterquest continuing the Epilogues
>slated until at least 2020

>4/13/2020 will be seven years after act seven

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Are you retarded? That's four years after Act 7.

What? No act 7 was like 2016

those are the exact opposite
those are the ones almost guaranteed to be bad

what the fuck I thought it ended in 2013

4/13 throughout the years:

2009: Start of Homestuck.
2010: Midway through Act 4.
2011: Nearing end of Act 5.
2012: Start of Act 6 Act 3.
2013: End of Act 6 Intermission 5.
2014: Mid-Gigapause, spinoff comic Paradox Space begins
2015: Caliborn's Masterpiece (A6A6A5)
2016: End of Homestuck.
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2019: Epilogue

they either pair up all the trolls or the alpha kids + some of the trolls to hit 20 characters in 14 volumes.

fine, then it'll drop 4.13 years after the end of homestuck

Jake, Nepeta, Feferi, Sollux, Eridan and Tavros are gonna get paired up since they are joke characters according to hussie.

Jane/Jake, Equius/Nepeta and Eridan/Feferi seem likely, but I think Sollux and Tavros will have their own routes

How does Jake get paired up with any of them? He literally lives by himself.

Sollux could be paired up with Aradia. They're implied to live close enough for Sollux to visit.

>alive aradia and sollux
would be rough

>fuck dirk
Gadzooks! I'd heartfeltedly do it!

that still leaves you with three extra volumes

the only essential pairs are Equius/Nepeta and Eridan/Feferi, which means another pair that isn't exactly crucial

You have to double up more than that. Assuming two of the alpha kids are doubled up and two aren't, only two trolls get to have their own volumes - presumbly Karkat and Vriska.

Will Dirk be a real villain, or will he end up sympathetic by the end?

>Karkat
You mean Terezi. Karkat is just a shitty support character for Dave now.

Who's to say the Scourge Sisters don't share a volume?

Hi guys. Mind if I join your session?

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were they not?
Its been years, but i suppose the characters game was super fucked.

it better not be fucking vriska.
shes the iconic character of the tumblr infection that killed it.

>sympathetic
Nah. There's no turning back. Considering how he made Jake while being author (aka make him obsess and suffer and not make him just love you and be happy) he will fuck everything up

don't mind me, just postan best song from homestuck
youtube.com/watch?v=yg41u9AejSs

they may
but only if the alpha kids don't double up, since if anyone's getting a volume to themself vriska is
and besides we don't even know if the double up characters are going to share one route or have two routes in one volume

homestuck gave me a foot fetish

Honestly most the albums were good.

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Why did so many footfags home in on this comic
Nothing particularly feety happens in it

I can never choose what's my favorite Homestuck song but this one is one of my favorites

I'm just sitting here hoping we get to see Aranea's fat tits again. She got shafted harder than anyone.

I wanna shaft Aranea's fat tits

that's not Black
youtube.com/watch?v=5NACWZBDtN8

Sburb is supposed to last months and theirs lasted like a day.

>she got shafted harder than anyone.
the joke was that she didn't deserve her place as temporary main antagonist, which is why she got fucked so hard she never appeared again

she tried to be Mindfang and paid the price

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black is overrated
best toby homestuck song is sunsetter

That's what you're supposed to do with seers.

Aranea did nothing wrong. Nobody ever tried to talk her out of what she was doing or explain to her why it was a bad idea, they just kept saying "No, shut up, you're bad!!" over and over again.

>he likes Karkat
Yikes!

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I admit, im a sucker for good bass.

The main purpose of Aranea was to show what a disaster a "calm, collected, nice, goody-two-shoes" Vriska would turn into.

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Do you like Karkat Vriska

that doesn't go against what I said though

they had more pressing things to deal with than some bored egomaniac who wanted to play god

blame Hussys' 'just end it' writing by that point.

Though i did like the -similar but reversed thing the two troll groups had going on.
Like, Eridan claiming to care about the castes but drops it quick when things get real. While his alternate claims not to give a fuck, but imminently brings it up when challenged. All the while both are in a suffering partially of their own making.

>that doesn't go against what I said though
It wasn't supposed to. If anything Aranea was both of those things.

youtube.com/watch?v=GhVCvz1sRdw

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They really didn't, though. There was no Reckoning, and the Condesce was actively helping them finish the game to further her own goals.

more like ultimate dork!

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which timaeus was dirk's chumhandle referencing again

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timaeus_(dialogue)
classics.mit.edu/Plato/timaeus.html
This one probably

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Ewwwwwwww!

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God she's so fucking CUTE

if he actively wears those stupid fucking pants through the next story I'll be pissed. he needs scratch's suit or a hat for it to be full POETRY

I think it's implied that none of them actually wear their god tier clothes anymore. There's a few lines in Meat that talk about how trans-Roxy basically just looks like Dave but wearing a lot of pink.

Explain every single one of them or you're a faggot

the last line in the candy epilogues are, and I quote

DIRK: Are my fucking pantaloons ready yet?

I mean, they can just morph into them when things get too hot to handle. Which is never.

is this the generic homestuck thread?

>jade wears pants in the epilogue
NOT CANON

>Boomer barging into this thread.

Tell me about this game and why I should play.

Fuck that's right, I forgot about that.

Andrew Hussie tragically passed away from an undiagnosed internal brain hemorrhage shortly after the completion of his magnum opus: Problem Sleuth

The Midnight Crew album >>> Trollcops > BL1ND JUST1C3 >= Umbral Ultimatum > Eternity Served Cold = Even in Death > Descend > Carne Vale > Cascade > The rest of the Cherubim album > Sburban Jungle >= The Felt album > Black > The battle themes > MeGaLoVania > Everything else

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Terezi or Rose

Who is the best?

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I thought it was implied god tier was the natural end to a player's questline and part of why the trolls session sucked so much is only 1 managed it and she didn't even get in "naturally"

Homestuck is a boomer thing zoom zoom.

Oh, yeah. Karkat is mortal. How is that supposed to work between him and Dave

You are right, but I still think they arent necessary, more like a post game ultimate reward.

The troll session was fucked most due to rampant cheating

The power of gay.

Not just a mortal, but he's in the blood caste with the shortest lives

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I remember one theory that explained the reason Mituna went insane its that he throwed his prospit moon into the medium.

Since all trolls share their moons with their ancestors, if this moon reached the trolls on the human session they could god tier. But hussie is a hack

It isn't. Davekat is always doomed.

No, thats Aradia. His must be somewhat longer than humans

>Punished Karkat ends up hooking (heh) up with Meenah as troll leader
one of the few based things in the epilogue

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Mituna's sacrifice will end up being relevant either to Hiveswap or Homestuck 2

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Wrong
youtu.be/fW5Y6CluAM0

I'm not sure how punished karkat is supposed to be a bad thing that the epilogues seem to imply it is. Wanting to be a couch potato is Dave's goals, not Karkat's.

Thoughts on Bro?

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Wrong
youtube.com/watch?v=B6e2XacZSIs

This is the song of hope for the future. And then it all went wrong.

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Never heard of it. Must been a niche thing while I was growing up. I was too busy RP'ing in AOL chatrooms and playing Counter-Strike.
>dabs

God tier basically just evolves you to level 99 giving you the powers you could obtain by simply playing normally
Because of the rampant cheating by the trolls they didn't get their powers normally nor through god tier,that's how their session was shit

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Blue board.

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Not even the best song in Cascade, Flare is better, also this is one of the best songs on the discography
youtu.be/05nEUculjxM

Extremely based, did nothing wrong

I was always of the theory that Mituna made no sacrifice, he just found out something he shouldn't and Kurloz mind raped him for it.

The best version of flare is the lyrical one though
youtube.com/watch?v=btHd1zrjkqY

the rapist? English language is wise on the effects of rape

i really like voidlight for some reason, it's comfy

youtube.com/watch?v=FOG0NbZnKzU

covers of preexisting songs don't count

>trying to diminish Mituna's sacrifice
Don't you dare

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Wrong again, my dude
youtu.be/r78qOIX8ITI

absolutely B4S3D

youtube.com/watch?v=QaJsqJ_oV2g

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source

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Jade is for basic virgins

The anthem of a derelict man who couldn't get a slutty jade cosplayer gf.

Explain to me wtf is this? I thought Hussie fuck off and died

Did you read retcon act 6 or the epilogues? When left to his own devices dave is a massive pussy who chooses to do nothing until someone forces him to do something, and bro knew this. Bro realized "god damn this faggot is going to be useless in his session if i dont anime up his life" and so he gave Dave the tough love he needed to not make him the useless piece of shit he ended up becoming anyway, thanks Vriska.
Hell, even his god damn job as a time player had to be assisted by Terezi, fuck Dave was such a faggot even before he started to suck dick.

>having a literal shitposting retard as your father

>doesn't even support Karkat's rebellion unless Jade pushes him into it
>didn't even realize WV died until someone told him about it

JOHN. RISE UP. is still the best Flash in all of Homestuck

>Dave is going to be the next main character because it's Dave vs Bro (Dirk)
>it's entirely set up as a redemption arc where he isn't such a pussy bitch

>but Dave being the protagonist will turn everyone away from it too hard

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For me, it's The Felt.
youtube.com/watch?v=kEGailT_BHs

Absolutely, truly, undeniably based

good taste user

This comic's okay but the thought of Dave secretly raising a family through a gloryhole is hilarious.

This track reminds me a lot of Rainbow Road:
youtube.com/watch?v=WPUR6IN99Ic

This track makes me think of an overworld theme for a desert-y area in a JRPG
youtube.com/watch?v=kJ-Am0vgr-o

Such is life.

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For me, it's Tensei

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youtube.com/watch?v=zS0RIfG91EQ
forgot my link, of course

I have never understood what exactly is Homestuck, is a game? a visual novel? a comic? or is like undertale which only have a huge autistic fandom?

but you're not my dad??

It is all of those

Good taste, but not great taste
youtube.com/watch?v=Mmzhi4T6wtM

Comic that occasionally has animations and webgames, then a point and click adventure, then some visual novels, then a novel, and now more visual novels.

A webcomic using a video game as a driving plotline. Primarily stocked up on references for boomers but attracted a snowflake crowd because of the alien OC potential in the latter half. Went to shit sometime after that.

It's a comic that has a lot of text, sometimes it has little flash animations with music. That's it.

>trans-Roxy
Fucking what?

Roxy gets knocked up by John in one route, decides to try being trans in the other. Because hurr hurr XY

Roxy is trans in the epilogue.

A webcomic. It has an unusually large amount of text and animations (and some musics and minigames) but it's mostly a webcomic. You go to the website, look at a picture, you read the text at the bottom and then click "next". That's it.

Fuck niggers

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I miss him Yea Forums

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I though you guys were kidding. I guess that's one more reason I'm glad I stopped reading.

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>tfw still jerk off to Ovipositive every so often

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jade is a mutt

don't steal my pic

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>ovipositive

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Yeah, she's 1/4 omnipoterrier

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>getting butthurt by lefty shit in homestuck
>the year 2020-1

Skinwalker took over after Cascade.

Nigger

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A mutt with a butt. A buttslut mutt.

Homosuck is bad, I'm placing a hex on all of you. You'll die violently unless you reply to this comment saying "Homestuck is terrible and I regret reading it."

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shut up BITCH

Hussie was a mistake.

This. It only goes to *complete* dogshit after Cascade.

no

Oh hey, that Jade scissored a fem Dave on cam.

There wasn't anything even HINTING to this shit! I fucking hate Hussie.

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It's alright, John dicked it out of her in one timeline, he can do it again.
Except he won't, cuz John is not a homosexual.

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John dicks her straight.

>look up ovipositive
>find this

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I don't regret reading it and I'm glad I stopped reading it soon enough when I realized that what it became would tarnish the memories.

Ummmm
RoXY???

John dicked a much better girl in the canon route

Homestuck is great and I enjoyed reading it.
Most of it.
Half of it.
Unironically.

Homestuck is terrible and I regret reading it.
You didn't even have to curse me for that. What a fucking waste of time.

/x/ go home

tl;dr did this shit end already?
Dropped it when they did the first timeskip with new characters.

Truly the one CHAD of the setting.

>Yuno Gasai is Aradia
Some of these pairings I find questionable but that one's remarkably on-point.
Though it does slightly trigger me that all the Time people have literal time-related superpowers where none of the other aspects do the same.

Timechads reporting in.

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its starting back up

He finally dicked Rose?

we're in the intermission for homestuck 2

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bros I'm getting worried. where the fuck is Boss of Wheels??

better, Terezi

I mean they're both the best characters in the comic.

wish they talked to each other more

rose is ONLY allowed to talk if kanaya is in the room with her
otherwise she gets a beating from the green meat stick

I'm here

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>terezi
>better
I don't believe that.

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she's too fucking cute

chads have to enjoy their life though

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thread SAVED

>no option to make Rose strip and try on all the fancy clothes

Would you, Yea Forums?

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Hussie.............

Goddamn right I would, the fact that she knows full well only makes me harder.

God, I likes them both but separatedly, they are so boring together.

>tfw you can give him an existential crisis in pesterquest
It felt like I put him on the path to becoming current John, no one deserves that.

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That's just wrong,

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So why did Doc Scratch make you befriend a bunch of alien NPCs from a puzzle game?

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Jesus christ he is right. Dave in the epilogues doesnt give a shit about him

Give me pumkin route please

dressed as a wizard too

Dave in the epilogues doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself.

Why did Rose have to stop being Grimdark?

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WHY?!
Rozy was precious.

>OP posts interesting looking screenshot
>homestuck garbage gets posted in thread

Welp, I should have known it was some faggot autism shit.

Can I get a quick rundown on the boss of wheels?

yeah, i'd take advantage of her FEET! LOL!

being stabbed by Jack is usually bad for you

Because as the girliest character she's clearly repressing her transexuality, just like Jade

>Pumpkin route ends up as a Jailbreak prequel

presumably it was setup for the rest of hiveswap
so completely pointless

What's his endgame?

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one of the few ships of that mess that actually made half-sense.

It was actually a setup for Pesterquest though

Reminder That Seers Belong To Sylphs

Nope, enjoy your davekat and RoxyCal

Based And Jadepilled

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Cool and New Web Comic
Jhon ebgret's classpect

i mean there's doc scratch shit in hiveswap
and we don't know when pesterquest was conceived

He's the fucking BOSS of WHEELS

That's not the Jadepill.

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I mean, Grimdark Rose was basically just normal Rose but BLAPCK and incomprehensible, there wasn't much story to tell there

>Hussie taking a fat shit over stupid pairings

You better post the full version you double dersite.

she looked cool

Just like Hussie in real life

Did you rike it

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Not on a blueboard I won't.

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Wash your face, Wesley

Hello friends, I have an announcement. Jade is the worst girl.

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A few of the time characters don't have literal time powers. I don't recognize all characters but the count from Gankutsou and Rosette Christopher from Chrono Crusade are characters who are metaphorically fighting against time, they don't perform time travel shenanigans.

Post it on the /aco/ thread user. Please, I beg of you.

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I unironically did. John's route was fun, and Rose is adorable.

>Its looks interesting
>But I let others make my opinions so its must be shit
Good riddance.

Lord English is a SHIT VILLAIN

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It's just a smuppet strapon.

based

why does that image fill me with anxiety

Good thread.
Gonna go jack it to preggo Rose pics

I wish I had more of it. Here's my only other one.

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Rose has always been adorable.

The hand is too big or either Kanaya is too small.

Caliborn is the shit.

Meatyhand, I......

Ah, a typical sunday then.

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user, I......

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fuck breedingduties for awakening that fetish in me. Rose is the perfect breeding sow.

John Egbert. I am obviously evil, but do everything I say.

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Don't mind me, just posting the best character: the real AR.

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redpill me on what happened in the epilogue, i aint reading all that shit

She is.

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dirk is the next bad guy and has doc scratch powers, muse calliope wants to kill him, both of them are going to a new sburb session with the rest of the gang minus jane and john (who gets killed by Lord English)but terezi has his corpse

meat: rose is getting sicker and sicker because of her ultimate self, dirk makes a robot body for her and kidnaps her
meanwhile john grabs the kids from game over timeline and goes to fight english, everyone dies but he scores with terezi

candy: lmao who gives a shit

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What does this say about me

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VERY NICE WORK. TRULY. A MASTER CRAFT.

Shame basically nobody does pregstuck now and when it happens it's all Jade.

>the most feminine aspect
>with a female class
>even with no female option selected

I think you can guess.

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>no female only classes
he KNEW

I'd make less pregnant Jade if it didn't make twitter crazies fume.

So if multiple people were playing sburb at the same time, could some other people have made it?
What would happen if there were multiple closed chains in the same universe?

bend over

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>getting bullied by twitter
>having a twitter at all

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they would each get their own universe

You misunderstand, it's funny to see them get angry and go NO JADE HAS A PENIS DONT. Though nothing pisses them off more than JohnRose.

You're completely empty and shallow and boring. At least a maid of void would have some resemblance of personality. You're made of space, you're just sorta there, existing for no reason and completely forgettable.

I think it's heavily implied that even though there are multiple sessions in a given universe (see: pipefan), only one can bear fruit.

Which means that since the original kid's session failed, someone's might have been succesful? After all, post-scratch Earth is a different universe, or is it the same?

I think the answer is that they couldn't. It's just one of those predestined things that there are a bunch of.

>John has to decide whether to go back and defeat Lord English. Diverges into two timelines, Meat and Candy.

Meat:
>John goes back to the GAME OVER timeline just before everyone starts dying, extracts all the kids besides his past self and takes them to fight Caliborn (as shown in the Masterpiece)
>They lose, also as shown in the Masterpiece. John, Rose, Dave, and Jade are trapped in the juju. What happens to the others is unknown.
>Get released by Vriska (as shown in Act 7) for round 2.
>Vriska gets fucking rocked btw, she's no longer relevant in this timeline
>Everybody but John dies (and he's critically injured)
>John runs into Terezi, who's been looking for Vriska around the Furthest Ring, without results
>Convinces her to give up on Vriska
>Terezi tries to save John's life but he dies from his injuries
>They bang before he dies though
Meanwhile, in a separate timeline, back on Earth:
>Rose's getting sicker and sicker as her personality begins to converge along all timelines into one gestalt
>Dirk, who has successfully ascended, takes over the narrative
>Recruits Rose (by providing a cure) and Terezi (by suggesting a way to revive John)
>Fucks off with them to make Homestuck 2 happen while Alt Calliope tries to stop them
>Some KINO as FUCK scenes

Candy:
>A bunch of depraved shit that's deliberately irrelevant

everyone knows the fedora freak session was the successful one

>JohnRose

Patrician taste is not for everyone, user.

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My primary username, attached to multiple internet memes and also my professional art, was made during the homestuck era and is in the homestuck format.

TFW I can never change it now because I would struggle to rebuild my following and I would fragment my internet trail in unfavorable ways.

I'm a seer of void, also.

you forgot that Muse Calliope kills off Lord English and then takes Aradia with her to Meat at the end of Candy

Haha, I bet. You know what would really piss them off? John getting Rose, Roxy and Kanaya pregnant, haha. I bet that will really make them mad.

Yeah and that's their own fault. but it's fucking funny that making art of it is basically treated as a crime against humanity. They REALLY fucking hate JohnRose.

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I had a temporary phase where I used a HS format username, but already had an established name before that I could go back to thankfully

My alternate username I use for shitposting on places where I need a username is based on homosuck, but that is about it.

you know what would really piss them off? Dirk fucking Kanaya and getting her pregnant. just a suggestion :)

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i thought that what happens is they're predestined to combine like in the troll sessions

sburb is a bugged fucking game anyways
>game is best played with 4 people
>but you NEED a time and space player which means there's a very high chance you're guaranteed to lose from birth

You know what would make everyone pissed?

Karkat fucking Rose

Option 1: every winner becomes the god of a new universe.
Option 2: first session to win gets a new universe, screw the rest
Option 3 and closest to cannon: only one session was destined to win so everybody else was doomed to fail, it's pointless to discuss what would happen if they won because it was impossible from the start

Yeah I can do that.

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>game is best played with 4 people

Nowhere is that impled. Also, Space is a hard-requirement, but Time is a soft requirement - it's just there because otherwise grinding out the genesis frog would take forever. If everyone god-tiered and the reckoning is stopped in time, you could win a session in theory.

No. Karkat actually bonking terezi, kanaya, and nep is max tumblr anger.

Only a small sect of people get pissed at that. But they get REALLY pissed.

Did they even have a single conversation?

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I dont think they did which is why it would piss everyone off

proofs? why don't they get more angry, is it because nobody gives a shit about gay men?

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A few good bits, but she ends up mostly being the third wheel when kar and kanaya are trying to chat

Sburb is so fucked it took FOUR tries for the beforan trolls to "win"
>need to reset their universe so that their rest universe could breed a cancer frog that causes another session to reset their session and then interact with their reset session alongside the original reset session just so they can get one non-cancer universe

their session was so fucked because they are godawful people

There's just not as many Dirk fans but the ones that exist are obsessed with him. I had one insane guy nonstop message me for years over it, talking about how damaging it was to him that I was making stuff of him knocking up Kanaya. So of course more people commissioned more art of Dirk knocking up Kanaya.

Nothing greases the wheels of the economy like spite.

To be fair, they had an omnipotent cueball fucking them over constantly.

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