Greedfall

>1 day until release
>still no reviews
What the actual fuck.

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It'll either be really terrible.

Or it'll be a decent game.

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>Complete freedom in character progression – play as a male or female, customize your appearance, and freely choose your abilities, spells and skills.
For an RPG they sure as fuck are downplaying the most important part of the game; the development of your character. They put the bare bones description of it as a footnote in a statement about gender and appearance.

Anyone who buys this at launch without waiting for in-depth reviews is a sucker.

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>some fags got the game early
>only comment on FPS

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I played it its GOTY

Fuck Bioware

I don't believe you

I dont believe you either

>I don't like the order of one random sentence in one piece of pr material so the game is probably shit
I know v is autistic but this is next fucking level

Life is a lie

Steam page doesn’t even have in game screenshots. It’s going to be middling at best.

I didn't call it shit, you fucking retard. I stated that the description of the game on the store page is remarkably absent descriptors that make RPGs stand out and focused more heavily on elements of games that aren't actually fun or engaging. Which is why I endorsed WAITING FOR REVIEWS. Shut the fuck up, faggot.

reddit.com/r/greedfall/comments/cwphxv/greedfall_early_impressions_ps4_pro/
Some early impressions from plebbit

Greed falls, but embargo doesn't.

>the embargo is set to release date 10th September
It's a flop.

They put out plenty of gameplay footage, why is the Steam page your primary source of information

This was actually not too bad of a review

I'm only referring to the fucking store page you moron. I'm criticizing the store page. Get that through your stupid mother fucking head. The description of the game should not be so barren. Ever. It tells customers the game is not worth playing when the people who made it can't even tell you what the game features.

You're an idiot

>Aesthetic and UI is FANTASTIC, they seem to have some influence from Assassins Creed Odyssey in their menus and interface, and its very plesant navigating the different menus and interacting with the UI.
Odyssey had that really shit Destiny style inventory, that's the opposite of fantastic.

>that hat, outfit and pose
Nice Bloodborne ripoff, fag, fuck off and develop some creativity

>the place literally everyone will see if they are interested in buying it doesn’t matter.

I know you're referring solely to the Steam page and it's autistic as fuck
It's bizarre that you're willing to go elsewhere for reviews but going elsewhere for their description of the game is some herculean task

>late seventeenth early eighteenth century aesthetic
>Stop copying bloodborne
Were you dropped as a baby?

So Risen 4 or what

Nice b8.

If anything I'm just looking forward to the soundtrack, that guy has never made a bad soundtrack.

I smell jank.

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Anyone getting the vibe that they are going the direction of IMPERIALISM BAD, NATURE PEOPLE GOOD, a la Avatar? Because their trailer is really just that, instead of giving a 50% cut of screen time to the fun of adventure and discovery. I hope I'm wrong, and they do give you the choice to go full Spanish Fleet pillage and loot mode. But that will probably just boil down to GOOD OR EVIL CHOICES. Fuck, I hate how little faith I have in new games.

>Kurt (male, literally who)
>females only

>Siora (female, crazy ass native druid)
>bi

>Aphra (female, nigger gunslinger)
>males only

>Vasco (faggot the captain)
>bi

>muh son grandpa isn't romanceable

>no pure gays or lesbos, just sluts
How progressive of them.

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I really really don't think so, this is Spiders, they make morally ambiguous stories.

I'm worried that Siora will ruin my diplomacy run with MUH PEOPLE attitude. Jesus fuck.

Hopefully you can mindbreak her.

>Developer: Spider
Confirmed trash release

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I hate how weapons just disappear from your character when sheathed.
Like, what is this? fallout 4? sm.h

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the game they did released before were morally gray

They are better than most other modern RPG devs at this point.

you are not alone it looks weird

>Anyone who buys this at launch without waiting for in-depth reviews is a sucker.
implying this shouldn't be said for every game

Still better than magnetically attached weapons.

>Bound By Flame
>56/100
>The Technomancer
>56/100

retards getting hyped for eurojank

Looks like it had better combat than Witcher 3. If the story and music is half as good I’ll be getting it

>award winning UI design is opposite of fantastic
go play Final Fantasy retard

Their previous game had very well-made trailers while this did not. They are the ones that did Bound by Flames and Mars War Logs right?

>meanwhile da2 is 9/10 and 10/10
Mate.

A lot of Yuropeen games have been multitudes better than what muttland has been shitting out.

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>American reviewers
Cringe.

22-23hours till it unlocks for me on ps4.

I can't wait to roam around the Island and colonize the siht out of it. I couldn't care less about morals if you can make fat stacks of money out of ripping the land apart and planting your flag there.

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>Heavy focus on gay shit
>The waifus this time are all ugly
>Going the Cameron route, siding with tree people
No

It's not an American leftist trash and the devs have explicitally stated that you're not tied to morals.

I’m really sick of queer shoehorning in vidya. Unless I can kill them off somehow

I think everyone knows to expect it to be eurojank, dude. The people who play these sorts of games just don't mind it. Good eurojank is elevated by some specific part that makes it worth playing despite presentational or mechanical polish. In this case, the setting looks cool. So if there's a unique and interesting world to delve into, some naff animations are okay.
Maybe this game will be shit, I don't know, but I hope not, because it's better to hope.

>bioware
it will be shit

>video game awards
pffffffffffffhahahahaha u retard

The setting seem interesting enough. Will give it shot i guess, nothing to play anyway.

>>bioware
It's not made by Bioware

>watch the first gameplay vid I searched on youtube
>seems okay so far
>the party finds some deserted camp
>"look around for clues as to what happened"
Oh no
>"click on 4 shiny things to discover shit"
Oh fuck
>"4/4 found, let's surmise what happened here"
>"They were abducted. But there's a blood trail. Follow the blood trail using your conquistador senses"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Will this be anything like Elex jank wise?

>conquistador senses
The what

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Comparable to post-patch Elex, I expect.

game sounds like shit no lie

Fuck yeah, I've been itching for more Janky fun since I finished elex.

>trailers are 1:1 indicators of game quality

it's ex bioware tho

Last gen killed video games bros.

Maybe we will get some good meme videos out of it at least

Explain patching stuff of spider games, I haven't played them. What goes wrong?

He clarifies his point in the comments section
>The UI is akin to AC Odyssey, as in color coordinated and very easy to understand gear and gear level and what makes you better; etc.

*SNIFF*

AMIGOS! I SMELL GOLD AND HEATHEN PUSSY!!! VAMANOS!

I meant Elex, not any of Spiders games. Elex was kinda busted at launch but ended up fine.

FOR PLUNDER AND BOOTY!

>>The UI is akin to AC Odyssey, as in color coordinated
>ac odyssey invented color coordination
lmao redittors are subhuman

It wouldn't surprise me if game journos hate the game but it ends up really good
And maybe that's why they're afraid of letting reviews out

1 guy makes a joke thread and countless retards now think this is a bioware game

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I heard you an COLONIZE elves in this game, confirm or deny?

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Just watch this guy's gameplay if you want to judge the game
youtu.be/FyptYfYVhSs
He's got it early

Watch out, now he's gonna say that it was a bait all along and you've fallen for it

>merely pretending

>buy
Nigga I bought astral chain, daemon x machina and code vein. I'm pirating this shit.

Are you me user?

Just look up any of their other games, it's gonna be the same.

But unlike those games, this one will actually be good

>Can use pistols and rapiers

perfect

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>pistols, rapiers, and magic
Fuck, this is a rare combo of my fetishes

>reddit likes it
It's a skip then

>I bought code vein

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No elves in the game.

Cake is a lie XD

WRPGs are reddit

Is there anyone I can COLONIZE?

Every previous Spiders game was trash.

"Celtic" natives.

That's what you actually do in this game.

Well the game and the setting looks interesting but it's a spiders we're talking about so this may end up a clunky unpolish mess so im not holding my breath

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Idk if there is sex, I haven't seen that much gameplay, the game is about colonization, but probably not in the sense you understand it.

>Greedfall tomorrow
>Stygian in 2 weeks
>Outer Worlds in about a month
Hold me lads

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The devs themselves are claiming they're filling the hole left by bioware.

For some reason I thought he's bald. Post others

>filling the hole left by bioware.
So there's a lot of man on twink action? That's the only possible way anyone can fill holes left by Bioware.

>best looking guy is female only as always
>but lol have this faggot pirate who probably has the mold disease spreading even in his dick

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They are going to shit on the game like they always do with Spiders or Piranha Bytes games. Trusting reviews for eurojank makes no sense.

bro want to coop sue me

>kurt
>best looking
I mean, it's better than that fag of a cap, but he's still fucking ugly.

>nigger
>bi slut
dropped

Not really, his close ups are pretty great if you want a guy that looks like a man instead of a homo who takes cock 24/7 up the bum

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Not in motion. He's wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide as fuck.

I don't need reviews to know a Spiders will be shit

Don't you fucking dare put Spiders next to Pirahna Bytes like they're at all equivalent.

I've never even heard of this.

Is it good?

If it is I'll pirate it.

:)

youtube.com/watch?v=PmqWaDwKS6M

Not always, but is a good way to tell how much effort was put into it and what they are aiming for. Example, Andromeda trailers looked like pure shit, game turned out pure shit. Gears Mad World looks interesting, game turned out great.

Yeah, tell that to ubisoft games

>a good way to tell how much effort was put into it and what they are aiming for
Dawn of War III trailer says hi.

All them gains.

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Give ME Aphra wife!

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So is it on PC?

she's cute ngl

its not fair

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Thank YOU user! You ARE a GOOD user!

>music by Olivier Deriviere

This guy is stuck doing soundtracks for games that always fail. And he makes genuinely good shit too.

Spiders latest games are better than Piranha's, except for Elex.

Ass 4 was good.

my man matty is hyped about this so am I

More like Olivier Derriere

yes
Steam

>thicc bf
sounds good

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I want to kill her after forcing her to leave my party!

To be fair, there was absolutely no way they could have fucked that shit up. Nobody knew they gulped that MOBA semen behind scene.

What!

>Dawn of War III

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>Impressed by Ubishit
>Throw in co-op gimmicks into their trailers
>Take a popular pop song and make a slow cover of it with temporary new and hot starlets
Fuck off.
Fuck, you got me on this. What a tragedy. But then again, I did mention it was a good way, not a surefire way.

Fuck, Varn's romance was the best laugh of the year. Don't remind me.

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there is a Review Embargo, meaning they can't release their Review until a certain date. Which for Greedfall is when it releases.
>How long is the game?
the game is roughly 40 hours long and its not as "expansive" as they might have you think. it looks like they're saving other content for dlc.

This is what Risen 2 should’ve been

the animations look almost decent which is unusual for eurojank, but the voice acting is terrible.

From collect 10 wolf pelts to deep influential questlines, how good is open world?

>Thread got filled with the absolute annoying attention seeking faggots
Yeah, is over. I will pirate this shit and hope the game fails. Fuck you faggots, you are more annoying than dykes.

>someone finally made a pirate RPG
>its shit
im still mad

Risen 2 wasnt that bad.

Romance will also be an option in GreedFall with four out of the five of them, with same-sex options for both men and women. Rousseau is quick to cut off any objections on the grounds of (pseudo-)historical inaccuracy. “Doing an historical game and allowing same-sex romance was a real question. I wanted to have some because I think it’s important to players that we have this,” she explained. “Spending some time to read some history about sailors at the time and some real native people from different regions of the world, some of these people were allowing same-sex marriage at the time, and sailors were able to marry on the ships.”

What

Then, it's by definition, not a Bioware game.

>477201609
To be fair, Risen 2 is one of the shittiest PB games, its such low effort.
Game's short as fuck, combat is garbage, guns are massively better than Voodoo
Risen 3 on the other hand is what Risen 2 should have been, it's a giant improvement in pretty much all areas over 2 and while the combat is too easy due to all the tools you have available to the player it's still a lot better than ELEX BlackHole spamming simulator

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he is just nervous that people rather talk abou this game that about smash then he also remembered that he needs to dilate

Here's hoping Elex 2 is better.

I'm probably going to buy this game anyway, and the preorder scam is pretty nice (dat coat). What do?

I loved Risen

Which Raisen?

My only problem with ELEX was the shitty limited combat.
I don't get why PB has this massive hardon for obviously making combat centered around 1v1 human enemies, yet constantly throwing hordes of fauna & flora at you instead of humans
Risen 3 is their only game where the player has actual options to deal with multiple enemies at once from the start
And quite frankly flying around as a parrot > jetpack

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I liked Risen 2, but only because the main character was such an asshole.

Actually, they have 5 videos that show various gameplay elements and UI. It's the best and every game should be forced to have that on Steam.
I agree that the bullshots are weird, considering they put the videos anyway

if you pirate it you'll get the coat anyway

All of them desu famalam

>Spiders game quality improving with each title
>meanwhile waifu quality steady decreasing
Why? Just feed me a ton of NotMorrigan clones every single game, dumb arachnids

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this is kinda true i like evil ladies

His score of the Alone In the Dark reboot was amazing. I actually liked the game, too.

>For an RPG they sure as fuck are downplaying the most important part of the game; the development of your character.
I hope there's little to none of that gay shit.
It's the cancer killing video games harder than consoles.

>evil

How is it as a horror game?
It always looked too bright and weird from the previews to me, that and the episodic jew format seemed like cancer
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But that's not because they are good. That's because others became shit.

>eurojank
Why is this a term when some of the best combat systems in ARPGS are from Spanish developers (Severance) or French ones (Dark Messiah)?

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Some say it's because they're janky.

So, who's playing already? Are you going Melee, Ranged or Magic? I chose Magic in the beginning, but kinda regretting my choice.

Also, Charisma, Lockpicking or Craftmanship for the main character?

This isn't a 200IQ deep meaning word user. The game is from Europe and it's gameplay is serviceable with something a little off about it, jank.

youtube.com/watch?v=HCWxuR0th4s
I found some no commentary gameplay

It's already out? I'm going range and magic.

shitty derivative title

obssessed

Lockpick.

Because eurojank games are often a mess from a technical standpoint and are made by yuropoors. Arkane's games are many things, but janky they are not, galaxy brain.

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Silver tongued politician.

>Arkane's games are many things, but janky they are not, galaxy brain.
Compared to what? They are far more polished than Bethesda or Bioware games.

I don't know, Dishonoured 2 is the biggest mess I played recently on pc.

This. I remember reading pre release stuff about No Mans Sky on there, basically all of them screaming "Oh my God guys they did it, this is as much and more of the game we wanted." I used to hold some regard for some of the discourse on reddit, now I do not. I reject that website to my core.

>I don't know, Dishonoured 2 is the biggest mess I played recently on pc.
I'm talking about their entire catalogue of gams. Dishonored 2's pc version was notoriously messy at release, because of technical issues, not because of anything to do with 'jank' in gameplay systems.

Are you seriously arguing that Dark Messiah is jankier than Oblivion or Skyrim? Or that Dishonored was jankier than Human Revolution? Or that Prey is jankier than Bioshock?

looks like a tabletop kind of soul to me

Gun Mage was the best playstyle in Risen 3.

Compared to... well, every first-person game out there, fuck it. If there's one studio that puts effort into ironing out as many gameplay issues as they can, it's Arkane.
You may want to re-read the post, by the way.

Shit performance doesn't define jank, even if the two often go hand-in-hand.

Voodoo is more fun desu

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Yeah, I misread that, but my point still stands.

By far the jankiest developer of RPGs is Bethesda, and Bioware is not exactly great at gameplay (DA went to shit after Origins, and ME never had good gameplay). There are no other major American RPG developers.

So if all major American RPG developers have janky gameplay, why is it called 'eurojank'?'

Because most English-speaking gamers are by default anglos or burgers, on top of the fact that those titles come from an easily defined and particular region of the world, namely central and eastern Europe.

because they are European and janky in a way that is distinct to eurojank games.

I wish MS had bought Spiders instead of Obsidian. Feels like of they actually had a budget they might be able to put something decent out.

>why is it called 'eurojank'?'
It's just a new epic meme.

>want to play this
>TW WH2 content coming in 2 days
>want to play BL3
>The Surge 2 coming up

Fuck me when do you expect me to play all this?

It's MS. They rather buy proven past success.

Join the NEETs user.

>>want to play BL3
So? It's not coming out for another half a year.

>BL3
Bannerlord 3?

Are you retarded?

>wants to use EGS
>calls others retarded

The faces/face animations remind me of Hunt down the freeman and I can't shake the feeling off.

Bruh I don't actually care who sells my video games.

Forgot to mention Mount & Blade & Kingdom Come: Deliverance, which also have better combat than Bethesda's offerings.

"better than Bethesda" is not synonymous with "not janky"

>"better than Bethesda" is not synonymous with "not janky"
Sure, which is why I'm not including stuff like Gothic/Elex, which are janky.

Mountain Blade and KCD are absolutely janky, though

>know nothing about this game
>hear it's an RPG
>Ok, sounds cool
>See

Is this fucking turn-based shit?

>retarded enough to use EGS
You are exactly the kind of person who would care about borderlands.

That's not even a screenshot of the same game moron. Read the filename.

Can you not read filenames or something?

No it's Risen 3.

Bethesda games may have some bugs but theyre not janky. They put a lot of money into QA and getting the feel of the game right

Risen 3 isn't turn based, the camera was just zoomed out in that pic.

>look up for achievements
>can actually side with mainland and plunder the island
>can become a god
Not bad.

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I need more jankcore.

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Is a company who cares nothing for you except your money really the right place to place your loyalty?

>Bethesda games may have some bugs but theyre not janky. They put a lot of money into QA and getting the feel of the game right

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Sorry I'm retarded.

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>They put a lot of money into QA

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>this entire post

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>Outward
Needs more content. They made the entire game focused around adventure but there's nothing to adventure. They working on a DLC?

Bad reviews of euro RPGs are a good sign usually.

>Blasphemous and Greedfall come at the same time
>then Surge 2 and Code Vein come at almost the same time
What the fuck is with this month

> but going elsewhere for their description of the game is some herculean task
He never fucking said that you autistic fuck. You can criticize the store page while still being willing to go somewhere else for reviews. This shit is more important than you fucking think.

I wonder who's behind this post

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Loyalty to any company is a retarded concept. Take what you need from where you can get it.

RTwP. Basically Dragon Age

Hi Todd

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Nah bethesda games don't have the comfy european janky aesthetic attached to them.
Bethesda games are just buggy trash games.

You are going to play as a girl, right? You don't want to miss out on her voice, right?

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>reading reviews in 2019

Looks like Dragon Age mixed with the Witcher mixed with AC IV

Of course.

>not excited for Stygian instead
youtube.com/watch?v=o-YaWAaJVd8
youtube.com/watch?v=iHA9syy34Oc

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Yeah fucking right
>Male character option
>M/M romance option
>3-person party, 3 male companions
Literally never going to even interact with a woman in this game

What the fuck is the adventurer's gear that is mentioned in the Playstation store page?
Is it just some cosmetic stuff?

Pre-order bonus that will almost certainly be outclassed by other equipment within 30 minutes of obtaining it

Kurt + Petrus master race here
Fuck hoes

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It's some clothes and a weapon.

That's fucking gay, user.

The fashion looks on point. Gonna be playing dress up all day.

It's sad that you only get 2 party slots desu
Not having the native bimbo probably means you'll miss a lot of island themed shit
That leaves you with a single slot for others

based

>can only romance best boy as female
Everytime
When will devs realize homos don't want prancing faggots as love interests

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Eh, its on PC. there will be a mod that makes her attractive and white. no worries user.

Who cares about homos though?

Hopefully they make a mod pretty quick to remove all the face tattoos
I don't care how important it is to the lore, they're fucking distracting

>he isn't going with the become a God ending

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is there a torrent out somewhere yet?

No, but I'm still F5'ing every minute
only tomorrow anyways
rutracker.org/forum/search_cse.php?q=greedfall

>get to hang out with a big fireball who has an amazing voice and create mischief as your sole duty
What's the catch? There's always a catch.

I mean I have hopes for it but after outward, I was back to kenshi within a few hours. Felt horrible because I was talking to the devs on discord a bunch too.

If you're talking about the crap that's on the player character, I don't think it's tattoos
It's probably some wooden tree stuff

The PC and Vasco, yeah
Either way, I don't want shit on their faces. The models are already not too easy on the eyes.

Pranks. Tons of them. You won't be able to sit down without a whoopie cushion going off or an owlbear busting out of your chest.

I hope this shit runs on my old Phenom II. I couldn't run Control which broke my heart.

The catch is you didn't off Lantern King when you could easily have done so
Lantern Bro himself says he's never been this excited in ages as he forgot the last time he ever felt danger and had to work for it
>in the end he just wanted a bro to play epic centuries spanning he literally killed millions tier pranks with
Best Boy

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Well it can't be any worse than the dullest RPG of all time. Each attempt Obsidian makes to create their own universe rather than simply deconstruct a setting made by others, has been more disastrous than the last. Aside from the outdated gameplay and lifeless cities, Pillars of Eternity's only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of combat mechanics, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Sawyer vetoed the idea of making anything at all innovative or original; he made sure the game would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable nostalgia pandering to ageing Baldur's Gate fans. Pillars of Eternity might be anti-casual(or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Divinity series in its refusal of spontaneity, fun and excitement.

>a-at least the writing was good though

"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the narrative was terrible. As I played, I noticed that every time I engaged in dialogue with an NPC the game presented me with a Wiki-page style infodump instead of anything resembling actual human conversation.

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time this was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Sawyer's mind is so governed by obsession with pointless minutiae of the lore that he has no other style of writing.

Later I read a lavish, loving review of Pillars of Eternity by the same David Gaider. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kiddies are playing Obsidian games at 17 or 18, then when they get older they will go on to enjoy Dragon Age II." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you play "Pillars of Eternity" you are, in fact, trained to shill for Bioware.

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>Island for Sale
>How to unlock: You have favored the old world at the expense of your roots.
Wait what?
Is this gonna be some kind of a Fire Emblem Fates situation?

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Why did you have to spoiler that reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaargh

Okay now do the Beamdog one

Beamdog is a guilty of a number of different crimes. Here are the major ones.

1. The Enhanced Editions are essentially a collection of free mods that had existed for nearly twenty years. Beamdog gathered them all up, slapped "Enhanced Edition" on it and resold it as a new product. There's very very little in the Enhanced Editions that wasn't already out there, and most of it is stuff you don't want (like obnoxious character outlines).

2. The games didn't sell so well and the originals were still far outselling them, even twenty years after their release, so Beamdog had EVERY digital distributor stop selling the originals and ONLY sell the Enhanced Edition. If you want to buy a digital copy of the originals now, they're "bundled" into the Enhanced Edition. Now these scumbags can claim sales from people just wanting to buy the originals as their own.

3. The infamous 600+ bugs on launch. The game is still riddled with bugs (as even a perfunctory glance over their forums show) but the fact that it took nearly two years for them to get a game that had been working fine for 20 years to reach playability after launch is telling of their wild incompetence.

4. This is where we get to the ones that really piss people off. Beamdog couldn't just remaster the game, they had to fuck with the content too. New dialogue for existing NPCs like Jaheira, Viconia, Safana, Kivan, et cetera was written in to make the characters more progressive and leftist friendly. Beamdog shills will argue that "adding content isn't changing content XDDD" but it is when the new content changes the core personalities of the existing characters. This is in addition to adding a slew of their own LGBT (hitherto there were none in Baldur's Gate) NPCs, all flooded with OP attributes and magic items to encourage people to play them despite their cancer.

5. Siege of motherfucking Dragonspear.

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Heh I getcha

Okay now tell me who your wife is while randomly capitalizing words with less than four letters.

This guy on twitch has been fighting the same fucking lizards for the past hour.

Maybe he just hates lizards

>no leak yet despite people getting the game early

No, he's doing some mission. There's literally no enemy variety.

Nobody cares about the non PC version, user

Why isn't this on GOG

Was thinkang between getting this or Red Dead Redemption 2.

Finally I'll get PvZ: Battle for Neighborville instead my niggas.

So it's literally Gothic

yop it is first class eurojank will buy it

This is the most fucking pathetic thing you faggots do. It’s like saying you can’t breath because Reddit does it.

well to be fair if resetera or reddit liking a game it is big red flag

It will be peak 7/10.

And that's perfectly fine.

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Is the ps4 version gonna b e any good

>PvZ: Battle for Neighborville
based

Is it true that theres Bioware people involved in this? the Spiders wiki page just says they worked on Silverfall, are their other games similar to this one? im a sucker for Bioware games and their romance stuff since im a lonely incel

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no, they're just invoking Bioware's name for marketing purposes

Literally who?!

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Bioware, but with no budget.

BL3 comes out 3 days after, they chose a poor time to release a new game.
desu i think it looks cool and would get it if they would have chosen a better time to release.

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BL3 has the disadvantage of releasing on a platform no one wants to use

>Ignores the functionality comparison to attack a non-issue.
If Reddit is competing with you, they've got nothing to worry about.

>BL3
>competing with anything
You serious?

Yeah, because there's a lot of overlap between those two games.

>Some shit, muffled music playing in the background.
Fuck. I didn't even get 10 minutes in before I dropped this fucking shit streamer.

>AC Odyssey invented color rarities and gear level

>PEE-SEE gaming XD
It wont affect sales that much.

I played Technomancer a on ps4 which is from the same devs, there wasn't any major problems besides the obvious eurojank combat and animations.

I doubt the jank will be that bad, Spiders is more consistent than Piranha and this game in particular seems like they're making more of an effort to get AAA polish.

Screen capping this when BL3 dominates the rest of the year in sales.

yes, Spiders is more consistent than PB, but only because PB sometimes puts out good games while Spiders is consistently terrible.

It's a pretty big series. There's a reason Gearbox is still, defying all odds and endless lawsuits targeting Randy, alive.

Finally a game for boomer /pol/fags.

Here's a no commentary one
youtu.be/HCWxuR0th4s

BL3 will probably do very well until Modern Warfare comes out but certainly not dominating the rest of the year

>one is like an older brother inb4 incest
>another one is like a father
>you play as a fucking imouto

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UWOOOOOOOOO

I enjoyed any Spiders game far more than any game from PB. They're a lot more ambitious with the concepts and worldbuilding even if they don't always hit the mark. Still, they hit most of the marks that really count so I enjoy them a lot more.

Because it doesn't only apply to rpgs,or to big studios

2 and presequel were both trash, 3 will be no different

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I don't get why so many anons think she's an uggo, probably just because she's black and not some animu waif.

How in the absolute fuck does a singleplayer eurojank rpg with a serious tone compete with a mutiplayer, meme-filled looter shooter in anyway?

only one video game is allowed to come out a time, didn't you know?

Spiders tries really hard to be a AAA rpg while Piranha just make Gothic.

The gameplay looks like a much more fluid Risen 3

>inb4 the black girl will actually end up being a better love interest than native bimbo

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Are you me? Just let me bring civilization to native niggers and im good.

All videogames are janky to some degree.
Show some gameplay to a person who doesn't usually play videogames and they will point it out quickly

>Normie Warfare.
Eh. You're probably right but we'll see.

the "ironic" nerds Borderlands seeks to attract are worse than unironic normies

Thanks for you anecdote, user.

That's the worst bathroom I've ever seen. If that's his house it explains so much.

Ironic irony about ironic ironics. Ha hah! We don't know what is and isn't anymore. XD

please no, I don't think I will get two playthroughs out of this game and I just want to do the native girl romance and side with the natives, pls no jigaboo colonizer playthrough

I want to go full Witch Hunter in this.
I've always wanted more 16th-17th century stuff in fantasy.

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Your character is a diplomat, so just gunning down the natives on sight is probably not going to be a thing.

Completely irrelevant to the sales.

I know. I mean more in a rapier + pistol gameplay way. Seems that's a valid playstyle from the gameplay, although I hope stuff like ammo management and reload times won't be too much of a hassle.

>be "diplomat"
>gonna use the miracles god bestowed upon us to cleanse the island of the "natives"
IN HIS NAME WE WILL PURGE THE LANDS AND BRING CIVILIZATION TO THE HEATHENS

>don't want to get excited
>still go on threads
Fuck stop getting my hopes up it'll be shit.

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I really hope this will be good and the equivalent of a Witcher 1 to spawn sequels.

You'll probably have to go with her if you want to go full colonial.

your character is from a native bloodline

It's Spiders. It's definitely going to be shit. The question is how crazy the story will be because it's yuropoors doing whatever the fuck they want with no restraints like "appealing to a larger demographic," because they have no demographic.

One of the female companions is bi, the other isn't. My allegiance will be decided by which one licks clams.

>all these people reading the achievements and trying to spoil endings before the game's even out
what is even the point?

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>because they have no demographic
You mean they give no fuck about corporate metrics and want to design fun things?

they want to design fun things but lack the talent to actually do so

I would say polish instead of talent

Spiders games are flawed at a fundamental level, it's not just lack of polish

Every single piece of gameplay shown so far has the protag with a mark on their jawline that is identical to the marks on most of the natives, including the native companion. If you weren't already thinking about that before the achievements leaked you might be retarded.

I can't not respond to this. Hello!

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>siding with natives
It's our mission to bring civilization and progress to them

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Should I get it on PS4 or PC? Any chance this'll have a modding community?

depents what pc you have

Do I get to genocide colonisers?

Game looks worse than Witcher 3 and I can run that just fine.

You are a coloniser

they can summon tree spirits that are basically walking siege weapons
the Church™ of the old worlders provides a ring that can shoot a bit of fire or some shit
fuck technology, I'm siding with the druids who have magic that doesn't suck ass

No mods for their previous games and the new one uses the same engine.

That doesn't magically make it ok in the year of our Lord current.

The natives shit exclusively in holes. Colonialism leads to toilets and plumbing. Fuck druids.

That kinda of doesn't matter. Optimization is the true key, River City Girls looks like it could run on a PS1 yet the recommend specs are 8GB of RAM and an NVIDIA GTX 950 or higher. Have to wait for a release to see just how jank it truly is.

I'm siding with the natives and bring a new branch of tech with the pagan ways.

then i would go to pc version as the shadows in the ps4 version looks meh

Who says they do? None of the native towns have actually been shown yet.

how big is the magic skilltree?
or do i only get three skills that can be altered?

The mark is a symptom of the plague that's killing the continent the colonists are from. The main character has early stages. The natives all seem to have the plague but don't die from it for some reason.

> dragon age inquisition but without the bioware hype

maybe it's ok

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it really isn't

I waiting for the awkward sex scenes.

Saw a streamer playing on hard mode and I decided to refund because I really didn't like the combat(sorry, but you just need to do is sleep+some shitty magic+allies that make the game just easy) , characters faces/expressions really odd. Probably try to refund, because its price is so high but i don't feel challenged to play it, get it ?

Link to stream

I am going to kill and behead all colonizing scum and it will be glorious.

So does it come out a day early on Steam? Steam says it comes out September 9th but console says September 10th?

AMERICA YES

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Cool, hopefully the torrent will be up quick so I can play it on monday :D

Hmmm I do have the next two days off work, guess it's better to just pre-order it on Steam so I can play it tonight I guess? I'm assuming it comes out at midnight or something?

Isn't steam release always at noon central?

can I be a wizard in this

When didn't a game with 0 pre release reviews not turn out shit and they were trying to hide it from comsumers

but user, you are the colonizers

nice of them to include brazilian time

No. Only pagan or God's boytoy.

Noon tomorrow? That fucking sucks. Why not just midnight?

you can be a guy who casts church magic because the church gave him a very valuable ring because he is such a good goy, or you can pray to trees and cast filthy pagan magic
either one is going to wind up using guns and swords as a primary method of doing damage though, pretty sure

>people getting hyped for a spiders game

This isnt going to end well

The jank is going to be great.

>hyped
the general atmosphere has been cautious optimism knowing full well the game is going to be substandard garbage

>first time this year when i'm actually waiting for a game
I'll commit sudoku if it's shit or unplayable buggy mess.

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Is are there female romances you miss out on if you do?

Technomancer could have been fun if they hadn't shit the bed with combat and some other things. I did enjoy some of the aspects of Technomancer.

Let's go together, user.

WE SHALL GO TOGETHER....*flashsteps in front of you*

youtu.be/Nv4u2SHFuqI
1:34:00
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2:13:50
2:18:00
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This one, probably get the wrong one but this may to the job already. Saw on reddit that the game has 6-8 magics , a person was bad that couldn't use nature powers. Sorry for taking too long, was picking the time marks :S

here lies user, he never scored

Go play Technomancer or Bound by Flame. Temper your goddamn expectations. It's going to be shit.

they have a launch map on twitter

I'm too lazy to look it up, can you just tell me what it says or link it? pls user

And? Fuck the rest of them. Might even behead myself, dont fuck with me.

Supposedly the black alchemist lady is straight

Is the teleport native magic? It looks like it. Definitely the better magic tree.

>probably get the wrong one but this may to the job already
How do I tell if it's on hard or not?

That's okay I saw that too today, gonna pick it 4 u

twitter.com/greedfall/status/1170003727320662016

>How do I tell if it's on har
Saw the first part of his stream. He set the game on hard is just gone.Then I started to look for the AI in reddit, people said that wasn't that good.

>guy commends on not having his ring equipped while casting the magic missile
>teleport looks very similar to the magic missile's energy
Wait...the church magic is evil looking black mist? Really? The plot is going to be predictable as fuck, isn't it.

This is the first time I've ever heard of it

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seethe harder epic shill

>AI in reddit, people said that wasn't that good.
To be expected. Not everything can be Fear.

probably, the guy on stream is playing the part 10, but he started with the magic missile and probably was using the teleport at the part 1. I remmember that he got other missile but was another skill, the difference was that the dude jump. Other skill is that dark field skill to close range and the sleep skill to make the game easy LOL

Same here. No idea when I'll find the time to actually play Greedfall though.

Lilura, it's time to go back to the RPG Codex.

ha lol and watching the game through this stream. I think i have switched from part 1 to 6 to 10 only to see if had some combat difference, but the guy is actually using the same shit from the 1st hour in this 30th hour. Seems like that you just need to spam sleep, missile and dodge to go well in magic route in this game

>Releases for me tomorrow at 3:00 pm

Fucking hell, why so late? Why not at midnight? Bleh. I wanted to play it tonight or early tomorrow morning, but nooooo. It's gonna be like fucking afternoon before it releases.

>church magic is a crutch
>church magic is black mist
I'd be willing to bet there is some catch to this.

How's machina? I hear it's shit.

>going on youtube makes you an epic shill

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>tfw i can't remember the last american AAA game i've played from the beggining to the end
>still played most of the games by spiders, risen series, etc etc from one point to the other and still felt good finishing the game

>games that isnt even out yet is shit

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Church magic is light&dark
Heathen magic is nature

So, is it?

Eurojank isn’t just about combat. It’s also bugs, desync, choppy FPS, and shitty animations and a whole slew of other unpolished things

Spider never made a good game, so why the hype?

Sounds like most shit dev in america.
Let's face it, only a handfull of japanese devs can make quality vidya nowadays.

because they make passable eurojank games with kind of cool concepts that you wouldn't usually see anywhere else
I really liked Bound by Flame have a demon possess you that gradually transforms you, but yes the game was terrible. Technomancer being based on mars with electrokinesis mages was cool, but yes the game was shit.

Spiders is a small studio trying to make a AAA game. they don't have a large budget, but they nevertheless plow on.

not really sold on Greedfall, but it does give me Kingdoms of Amalur vibes. I dislike the way the facial hair looks like vines tho.

If you had actually seen the average Japanese game that never leaves the mainland you would know this is completely wrong. Most Japanese games are trash, it is just that you never see them come to the western market because of how trash they are.

Which is why i used the expression "a handful". At least there is a handful there.

>nothing to play in summer
>September gets all the good games

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>check 3rd party sellers
>only $10 off
I guess I will wait

>characters are thousands hp/mp sponges like in jrpg/mmorpg

get fuck out with this trash game

I'm okay with your point, but i'm not okay with the game price itself. Here where i'd live you could pay almost the half of price of greedfall (maybe good story and bad combat) to get remnant from the ashes (shitty story and really good gameplay). When I think that, I really started to doubt of greedfall : ''does this game really have this price?'' I refunded it because of that - gonna buy only with a 30-50% off

I want to buy it, but I'm waiting until I see some reviews first.

It's not made by Bioware.

Are Spiders' games usually easily modded? May end up buying it on Xbone if my poor toaster can't run it.

Why are you people still at a stage in your life where you need to worry about accidentally giving a small studio some extra bucks

>make best waifus in worst game
>stop making good waifus and only slightly better games
Spiders doesnt even know why people played their games.

It's a Spiders game, we already know it's going to be Eurojank but kinda likable.

I don't recall a single one of their games having any mods for it.

I hope its as good as ELEX, thats all.
Nothing more and nothing less.

Technomancer had solid waifus.
Not Morrigan clone tier, yet not modern Bioware tier bad.

Yeah but thats the thing.
Technomance waifus were already a step down from Bound By Flame waifus, gameplay was better though.
Pretty sure Greedfall will repeat this.

I couldn't handle how dogshit ELEX combat was, so i hope it's way better than that.

>Blasphemous and Greedfall tomorrow
>Daemon x Machina on the 13th
>Gunvolt Chronicles and Code Vein on the 27th
I'll be waiting to pirate Borderlands and I haven't played The Surge 1 yet, so at least I'll be skipping out on those two for now. September is just absolutely packed and I still want to play more of Three Houses as well.

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>not liking hobo simulator combat
Just dont play black hole simulator faction and its fun

Greedfall comes out tomorrow.
You should have finished Astral Chain by now.
Code Vein is end of the month.
Daemon X Machina is only demo.
Greedfall is supposedly only 20 - 40h so you can finish it before all the other shit dumps down.

Why did the game industry decide to not make games for like 2 years (with some singular exceptions of course) and then throw everything now.
Isnt that a bad marketing strategy?
Releasing the game when there is as much competition as possible?

Black Hole simulator is what makes it tolerable
Otherwise I can't even imagine how you deal with some of the areas that legit have 10+ enemies at once

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daemon x machina is releasing on the 13th dude

Berserker with maxed out melee weapons RIP AND TEAR.

>Is another game where the mages are OP as fuck episode

Hope the other classes are better balanced further in the game.

>literally just a contrarian that goes against the grain on purpose
>unable to even formulate an original thought or opinion on something
>has to see what others think and then pretend they think the opposite
>these types of people are usually the ones who call others an NPC or a shill
Imagine being this much of a pleb you can't even look at a game and get an idea if you'll like it or not.

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Thats like over 48h after Greedfall so stop complaining and clench your asshole and play vidya.

Funny how this shit works. Looking at Greedfall's, it seems the textbook definition of (console) dogshit combat. It triggers the PTSD I acquired from Inquisition.

Meanwhile I found ELEX's combat system surprisingly responsive and enjoyable. Especially that the jetpack allowed additional options to overcome enemies.

Imagine being this worked up over 4 words

>releasing on midnight today
fuck I still have to take half a workday on tuesday

2 and it's DLC was good and presequel was made by 2k australia, not gearbox.

I will only accept it as a good game if there is an "evil" playthough similar to Expeditions Conquistador

it's probably going to be on sale fairly quickly like their previous game: Bound by Flame.

This year has been pretty rad, I must say
>AC7
>RE2 remake
>DMCV
>Sekiro
>EDF
>Mordhau
>Astral Chain
>Code Vein
I only have so much money

Also Anno 1800

>Anyone who buys this at launch without waiting for in-depth reviews is a sucker.

you could say this is true for every game.

I am willing to accept it as a good game if its fun.
Silly I know right.

Expeditions was fun because allowed for real choices, not Bioware style "Good" Vs "Good but with a bitchy attitude"

This shit happens all the time and i hate it. We go through these phases where we have droughts, no good games come out for months and months, half a year, sometimes a year or longer. Then we go through phases where suddenly all these good games start popping up and coming out and they all come out within a 2 month span so you've gone from a drought of no games for like a year to now needing to play 4 or 5 games all coming out around the same time.

lol he did not include:
>Transport Fever 2
>Trine 4
>Surge 2
>Ion Fury

>RIP AND TEAR >:)
zoomers are absolute cancer

I heard the first Surge was shit. Is 2 any better?

First Surge is not shit. It's just a flawed game with some extremely solid concepts that needed fleshing out and by the look of it, it's exactly what the sequel did.

>First Surge is not shit. It's just a flawed game
:^)

youtube.com/watch?v=Qe6wIy9LYmE
Look for yourself

C O L O N I Z E
P I L L A G E
R A P E

Even worse, 30 year old boomer.

>just tons of human enemies, again
bleh, and their few robot enemies were really shit in surge 1

If they really want to emulate old Bioware I hope they include all the asshole simulator shit.

Surge 2's gameplay footage showed some really fucking bullshit robots since the moment of announcement.
You can see a few at the end and the motherfucker is not joking around even after you cut him in half.

>The Surge 2
seems interesting, I recall the first being supposed to be a sci fi souls but the lack of char creation and actual story consequences killed the interest for me, but the sequel is supposed to have that?

Yes there's character creation in 2.
Dunno what you mean by actual story consequences, there's a few side quests you could positively fuck up or finish some only to find out they've killed a few actually sane people you've encountered along the way.

>Floaty jumps to the side
Still looks like dogshit

I disagree. I have played games my whole life and i am not a complete retard so by now i have a pretty decent idea of my own personal tastes and how much or little i enjoy certain things such as mechanics, designs, or systems.
for 90% of games i can do my own research into them such as watching gameplay videos and reading up on core designs of the game and can usually come to a conclusion of if the game interests me or not.

It's really not hard. Greedfall seems to be like a 40 hour RPG where you create your own character and run around doing side quests with an NPC companion. Combat looks okay but a little wonky probably the only thing you'd need to manually playtest yourself. Overall gameplay looks solid but a little jank because it's AA not a AAA game.
So are you interested in a AA action RPG that is somewhat "open" world with a lot of quests? Do you like the setting? Do you like finding and equipping different gear?

You either like this stuff or you don't. Not hard to know what you do or don't like.

>Kingmaker general didn't make it to the 1000th general
What went wrong?
Now we have nothing to offer Owlcat, meaning the new adventure path will never be announced and released.
Greedfall general will probably last a week deaily threads in Yea Forums

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I only heard about it like a few days ago. Thought it looked promising.. then I found out it launched in a few days. Probably going to buy it, but still waiting for some reviews.

>Spider devs

It's gonna be mediocre like all their previous games.

Greedfall wont get a general.
Just a few threads here and there.

Yeah I meant it will probably get daily threads all the time for a week or so, akin to ELEX

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It's the nose.

Yes

>I bought astral chain, daemon x machina
Good choices
>and code vein. I'm pirating this shit.
Kill yourself, tasteless weeaboo.

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>sci fi souls
Just looking at that one video, it doesn't seem to be emulating Souls. Reminds me of Nioh if anything, if it had shit combat with spongy enemies and constant, lengthy finishers that make you invincible.

I will probably torrent this and buy it legit once I get some cash IF I like it. I just want an rpg with dialogue options and choice again. I'm sick of replaying bioware games and witcher 3.

>how can somebody have fun with something I dont like???? KILL YOURSELF!

>JRPGs
>with no character creation and choice and consequence
>good choices
big yikes

Astral Chain is JRPG?

It's a mildly wider nose than average, what's the big deal? I swear, the only feature waifufags are more autistic about are jawlines.

all three of those games have character creation

>tfw you got Mars War Logs thinking it would be jank you'd uninstall after 30 minutes
>play through the entire game in a single sitting
>Technomancer was amazing, absolute 10/10 martian kino
>Bound by Flame was okay, ice necromancers pretty cool
>Of Orcs and Men had a weird combat system but I liked it
Spiders make janky ass games but I love them for some reason
I want them to make more Mars games desu

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why should i play this game?
i no longger have fun with video games
i no longer have much fun with anything

>surprisingly responsive and enjoyable

Are you absolutely serious right now?

Maybe thats because you can only have fun with video games if you ACTUALLY PLAY THEM.

I don't think she looks that bad (at least compared to everyone else) but the raised nostrils make her look like she's in a permanent snarl

I've seen some of the combat and it looks alright. But I'm really just interested in it for the world setting.

Then don't play and go find something else to do with your life instead of finding justification through random people on the internet?

Max CHA, all talk skills here I come.

there's literally nothing else to do with my life
i live in a shithole
video games, books, entertainment are all there is to pass the time

have sex and clean your room

>all those stats
I remember i used to look at this and be excited. Nowadays i think it's just a hassle to learn a game system. It's sad but i just don't really have the time to invest and learn. I like a challenge but keep it fun and simple.
Is Greedfall for me?

2007 called, they want their textures back.

my room is squeaky clean
i cant have sex

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Stfu. Mass Effect shat all over Dragon Age. DA was/still is the weaker series. There's a reason nobody ever gave a fuck about DA protagonist or companions like they did ME

Keep in mind this game was made by Technomancer devs, expect jank in the combat, serious jank. Also except companions to be completely useless.

DAO was a better game, though