Games where I can do romance and raise a family?

Be sure to make a paternity test before you acknowledge any child as your own.

This drawing was made by someone who has never been in a relationship and doesn't have a child.
No responsible parent will put the child on the side of the bed, because kids are prone to rolling around and falling off the bed.
This comic isn't cute, it's shit.

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>not raising your perfectly bred warrior kids on the battlefield
Fire Emblem

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Outta the way son. Daddies in the pink tonight.

reminder not to have sex while your small children sleep on the same bed as you and your wife
even if you think they are sleeping
this post was made by an unloved person, no one would be that bitter over such a cute drawing

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Why would you even consider doing that

It is weird, but many people do that. It's a recurrent complaint teachers hear from small children.

stardew valley

too many doujins have rotten your brain.

Harvest moon ds and harvest moon: a wonderful life have you marry and raising a kid from baby to adult.
I think how you raise the kid will also decide what he will do for a living.

>everyone's gay
>there's no concept of morality at all, you can date and fuck other people while married
>you can divorce your spouse and marry someone else right away and no one in the village cares
>have a child? Just fucking murder them whenever you like it
I know buzzwords like degeneracy are getting old, but fuck, this game is the fucking worst.

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Fucking why

What? Some of my friends are teachers and we once spoke about how often they hear that complaint.

Everyone is prone to rolling around in bed you worthless faggot. I never once fell off my bed, even when I was a kid.

No responsible parent would be sleeping in the same bed as their baby in the first place, so they don't roll over and crush the lil fella

That's literally impossible to happen. Your brain detects when there is something on the way of your roll and refrains from going further.

Did the shota get cucked?

co-sleeping is a fast and easy way to kill your infant

Not at all; you're a moron if you believe this

>that kid who didn't play dark souls in his head at night in the '90s

I can't think of anything more unsexy than having a kid getting in the way of me and my wife's sex life for 9 months + many years

>Put the dude in middle to get crushed
>Put him to the side so he can fall and die
There is a good reason why people buy baby cribs, and a good reason why they are expensive.

shota went from the small pillow to the big pillow, he got an upgrade.

Yes, by his mother's husband.
It's mommy NTR.

Don't have children. New parents are explicitly told to never put a child to sleep anywhere but in the crib.

t.CribJew

>Exgf buys puppy, lets it sleep in the bed with us
>one night he almost suffocates and dies
>the other night he rolls off and wakes us up crying at 3 in the morning after he fell 3 feet to the ground
Play Sims if you want to LARP at real life and feel somewhat rewarded for it, it'll never truly fill the hole

>cucked by your own father
LMAO

lmao pleb. just gain vampirism. You'll live forever.

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I always end up in the basement route. Please help.

You can experiment with this yourself
When going to sleep, place a pillow next to you. Just make sure it's not an overly thin pillow. Try one that is as thick as a baby. Sleep. Tell me if you woke up over the pillow or past it.
A classic way of learning to sleep on your back or side is placing pillows on your sides so that you don't change positions during your sleep.

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>pillow as an example
>animeposting
You're an underaged retard, do yourself a favour and stop posting, because you're making a fool out of yourself.

Not user but you need to pipe down on those buzzwords because it really shows your unhealthy

>all these retards crying about the safety of a fictional baby in a harmless picture
when did this place become the comment section of youtube?

>pillow as an example
Try a teddy bear then, or anything you want. If it's a minimally big bump your body will not roll over it, it just can't put enough effort while you are asleep.
>animeposting
Hello, reddit

The sims series, but I assume you already knew that.
Skyrim has a dlc where you build a house for you and your family

>user posts happy positive news
>bitter incel has to chime in that he thinks all women are whores

The things you have to say don't matter and nobody cares that you exist, user. Just crawl under the porch and die with your bloodline.

Marriage and family making is not supposed to be sexy
The "sexy" thing loses a lot of its appeal when you go past, say, 30

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>every human ever has experienced this
Everyone's circunstances are different so no one has experienced like you will, godspeed

Yeah, I end up grabbing the thing, rolling over it, fucking throwing it in the ground...hell I end up elbowing my GF in the face a lot.
Not everyone's sleeping habits are the same. You can't pretend that your body is suddenly going to behave the way you want it to while you're not conscious. If you have an inkling of common sense, you especially wouldn't trust yourself with a tiny, fragile living thing in your bed.

>Yeah, I end up grabbing the thing, rolling over it, fucking throwing it in the ground...hell I end up elbowing my GF in the face a lot.
What the fuck

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Bump, rpgs with a romance/family mechanic are my jam

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