Reminder that if your chair doesn't look like this, you are a casual

What is the white stuff where her balls would be resting?

I don't and my chair doesn't have shitstains.

I play sitting on the floor, is better for the flexibilty

ouch

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I put a towel on my chair when I fap.

literally me

I always cover my chair with a towel before masturbating because I am not a caveman.

I don't but I put a big bath towel over the chair

Sorry OP. I actually clean my chair.

>the virgin towel
>the chad chair asshole press

You're not morbidly obese with a diet mostly consisting of greasy food I'm guessing. Anal leakage is real pain I tell you what.

Plebs i bet you dont even shit on the floor to assert dominance

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2ND PLACE

>cushion intact
If you're not padding with cellotaped cardboard, you're smalltime

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Is that...a swamp?

Kek

I just cant sit on chairs with my bare ass. the worst I've done is sit down naked on a towel

this is why I don't use leather chairs. sure they are easier to clean but in summer they are fucking gross

My chair is made of wood. Not even a cushion. So fuck you.

Remember if your chair doesnt look like this you are a casual

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have fun sharting on the mart

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Am I the only one who uses a kitchen chair on my desk?

What happened why is there so much blood?

nosebleed

Why is your ass covered in shit?

No, but I'm not a fat fuck who can't wipe and suffers from anal leakage.

there's no fucking way that's from a nosebleed

If you're not a caveman, then why is your ass dirty?

I remember finding this dude on some streaming site a year or so ago and the dude has got fucking horrifying crypt keeper hands

your're retartet

Wait that's fucking real?

This you, OP?

youtube.com/watch?v=kW9pGZAUEAU

Yeah it is
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5d000235f06ab

it's the famous chinese exploding chair incident
don't buy your chairs from china

youtu.be/HQAfxgm3r0s
lel

damn thats hottt

I did for the longest time as a kid

I do

Does anyone else sit on the floor?

I have my PC in the corner of my living room on a low coffee table and I sit on a folded up blanket. I sit on a chair all day at work, it's much nicer to sit on the floor at home when gaming.

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highly uncomfortable

Kinda. I'm on an ancient beanbag with some pillows. I'm more on the ground with the beanbag and pillows propping me up.

I had a chair just like that a decade ago, I regret nothing

>pretty sure my chair is from china
I-I'll be alright right guys?

Sure. Just make sure you put a steel plate down first.

>he hasn't taken the standing pill
lmaoing at you casuals

>that obnoxious voice
>only does shot of his ass
So not only does he have gross hands but I'm gonna assume like most femboy they look ugly as shit

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Do you use al laptop?

That is so gross I want to kill you.

Are Americans genetically disposed to anal leakage?

It’s called dedication, retard

RIP back

Wash your goddamn asses after you shit you filthy scum.

gamer* stains

Yeah rip

If you stop taking BBC up the ass, you can prevent your gaping hole from leaking shit

>seating at all
RIP back

i kinda have to take a shit right now and i'm busy on WoW atm. reminded me of this

More like defecation

it's all that filthy mexican food they eat

>Reminder that if your chair doesn't look like this, you are a casual.
No, you're just an amerishart

What is the most decent type of chair to use while gaming?

I got one not too long ago that looked decent but it is giving me back problems so i gonna need another one.

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I think the nastiest part of this is the little bubble sitting there in the middle of the "ball print."

I-I didn't know boys got naked to jerk off...

Do you see the hole in middle of the chair? The one that lines up with anal opening? Massive chair malfunction resulting in anal penetration and probably rectal tearing

well, yeah. why would i take it off completely? there's no need.

40%

I only jerk off when I'm more or less sure that I won't be bothered for 1 hour or so. I always shower immediatly, getting naked is mainly for optimizing time and movement and to avoid staining clothes

How can kids headshot everyone in vidya but miss the toilet every time?

I fap into my underwear. No mess to clean up. Just throw it in the wash.

gamer juice

Unlike a firearm, penis MOA is all over the place, there is no consistency in shot placement

>he doesn't have a dedicated fap-towel with his seasonal waifu on it to sit on

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Poopsocking doesn't involve wiping user. Besides a dedicated hardcore MMO player doesn't have time to occupy a hand for the time it takes to wipe.

I think it's deprivation.

do this too, but make sure to wash it twice just to be completely sure it's clean

look at the fucking chair and connect the dots, tardino

>he thinks he's japanese because sitting on floor

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Nah, I use a big boy chair.

>fapping with pants off
fucking casual you need to keep your pants on or your dick will quickly escape your ass, faggot

I hope you mean you throw it into the wash straight away user.
I had a roommate who's room literally always stank of jizz because he'd just dump his semen stained underwear and track pants into a hamper and leave them there for like a week.

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>she

Did you let him f*ck your p*ssy?

No. I'm neither a faggot or a tranny. His room reeked and it was fucking disgusting.

honestly my chair reeks of ass sweat shit and cumstains

IMAGINE