>walk into someone’s house
>see this
wat do
Walk into someone’s house
Loosen the bolts
turn 360 degrees and walk away
anyone know what char that is?
>Cool setup.
>Thanks.
>What games do you play with it?
>Conversation continues
Not everyone has the 'tisms
That looks comfy as fuck
coomfy
hey that's pretty cool, my dad is a pilot in irl real life he'd probably like your setup
I'd unscrew the bolts on that big thing overhead while the guy is playing so it drops on his head. Serves him right for having such a ridiculous looking gaming rig.
>assuming that's his setup
based retard
Obviously ask to try it out, that looks awesome.
>bogey on your six
>slap his ass with full force
looks for expensive shit to steal
>What games do you play with it?
>Flight Simulator
>...
>...
steal something
does the owner bitch that ace combat 7 won't let him use that
if i saw that, i would have the urge to jump and grab onto the hanging controller.
Make a twin towers joke and see if he gets nervous.
>first thought is to steal something
And they say we shouldn't mass murder gypsies and niggers
ask him if I can try it out?
>BASED!
This.
i tell him allhamdulillah
Do airplanes have pedals?
Gay. Why don’t you just ask him for a kiss too?
Do you think those headphones cost over 500 dollars?
tail rudder controls
Cringe.
>wat do
Deduce:
They're in their late 40s to early 50s
Plays lot of elite dangerous
Is very active on the forums
Especially in "ships that needs to be nerfed" threads
You just described my father. Good job.
When out of fuel, pedal the propeller.
>only one monitor
I tell him he's a retarded poorfag
>....
>Show me
>[we play flight sims for a little bit and talk about them]
is that so hard?
>oh, so you like ace combat too
Nigger
Fly it into a skyscraper.
nice.
>"in irl real life"
>doesn't realize he's baiting
>falls for the bait AND uses reddit spacing
based retard
That's not a setup you fucking retard, that's a real plane.
Kiss him on the lips and jack him off
I kind of want to get a swing arm for a 2nd monitor but I think it would look autistic like that
Yeah.
who the fuck spends more than 10k on what is clearly a b373/b777 flight simulator to play elite dangerous?
Call next.
You're still going to be facing it you fucking retard.
This is bait, right?
Dads
I hope it is.
Ahhhh sunday... The day for DADS
newfag
call the fbi, obviously a terrorist in training
Nice bait.
The chad final destination
ask her if a man ever touched her joystick
say
>Oh, are you an Ace Combat fan?
Rent free
Isn't the brown sea a wonderful place?
GRUG SMASH
sit down and play elite dangerous
>he does an intercontinental flight
owo shake your tail rudder bby~
This is bait, right?
>wat do
Say "hey uh who ever's house this is, nice setup. can you show me the way out?"
"Hello???"
this thread sure has a lot of ethnics in it
Newfag
I'd fly it out of their house
Asks if he plays Skyrim.
Kind of dumb since not all planes have the same interior cockpit layout?
I would play it though
Based