That 25 year old Pooer who poos 10 times a day

You're full of shit

i don't even poop once a week at times

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If you regularly poop more than two, maybe three times a day, you need to adjust your diet. See a nutritionist - it could save your life.

for me it's type 2
very little cleanup required because it doesn't squish all over your butthole on the way out
firm so it slides out easy and the end doesn't pinch off inside
literally a 60s poop

i use diapers anyway

>Tfw 3 regular shits a day around 10AM, 3PM, and 8PM

Who here /3 a day regular/ masterrace?

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should i be worried, my shits have been 5/6 for a while now

>got pizza hut and some wings
>get it every month or so when I don't feel like cooking and need leftovers
>eat a two slices
>feel the need to shit not even an hour later
>rabbit pellets come out
>eat some wings and another slice
>need to shit again
>decide to stop eating
>oh my god it won't stop
>every hour I need to go to the toilet
>finally finish
>my asshole is burning
>my hands permanently smell like hand soap
>play two more games of Splatoon and then go and shitpost on 4chin in bed
I guess they play Splatoon user.

>more than once a day
Are you people all fat?

You need to

SHUT

THE

FUCK

UP

NORMALPOOPER

I poop around 6-8 times a day and that's healthy. Are you not eating well?

how is that a master race?
for me its once a day 30-60 minutes after waking up

No you are fat as fuck

Type 4, spiral-shaped in one go into the bowl like a cartoon poop is Elder God tier

i poop once every 3 days

Nice projection champ, adjust your diet

Fucking malnourished African children telling us how to poop. This is fucking ridiculous. Why are there so many normalfags on Yea Forums?

7 by far. I love blasting out a pint of liquid shit as hard as I can.

>once around 10:30 before lunch
>once at 4:00 before I go home
>once around 8:00 in the comfort of my home
I know I can hold it longer but I get poop anxiety, if there's a bathroom available I feel like I need to use it in case I get stranded somehow and won't have access to it.

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type 7 atm

Par for the course if you eat like shit.

>inverted nipples

This is an American board

It's your digestive system working on time regularly. Depending on what you eat and having healthy gut flora, it should only take 5-7 hours to pass a meal from ingestion.

>>inverted nipples

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Americans are poop vending machines

>Eating 3 time a day

Unless you're working in the fields you shouldn't be eating that much anyway. I shit only once every 2 days.

WHY IS SHE POOING ON THE FLOOR??
USE THE TOILET YOU FAT SOW!!

I'M POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOING

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I'm 5'9" and 135lbs and regularly poop thrice daily, your overall weight has little to do with how often you poop. I do however eat quite a bit, ~3000cal/day.

IM COOOMING

I HAVE CROHN'S DISEASE
I HAVE CROHN'S DISEASE
I HAVE CROHN'S DISEASE

Listen fags. This is not a thread for your degenerate scat porn. We are here to discuss pooping habits and trade tips. It is to optimize gaming time, this is a fucking video game thread. Stop trying to get it deleted fucking assholes. I swear to god if a fucking mod deletes this important thread because a little bit of porn I'm going to scream.

>Implying you can't eat as much or as little as you want and barring sleep forcing a break you shouldn't pass your food within a fourth of a day, approximately

How has human society degraded to multi-day no poopers. Truly our diets and eating habits are in the shitter, yet not figuratively.

God has forsaken us all

Same, please end my life I havent shat in years

pooping poofag

>I have a disease that is easily manageable with a low-carb diet
Boo hoo

What do I need to eat to shit firm hard poops?
I thinkit's fibers but where do I find it?

It is very difficult for me to poop normally without assistance. I was doing enemas when I had time and there weren't always people within my home. I want to try laxatives now since they make less noise. What is the best laxative to use? I want one that's fast. Should I use like a powder, pill, maybe a liquid kind?

>he doesn't own a bidet
imagine wiping your own ass like a fucking a caveman

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>once a day
Literally inconceivable for me. Pooing three times within a week is an event.

most food that you can buy that isn't in a cardboard box which has plastic bags inside of it

Imagine blasting chunks of shit all over your ass, balls, floor, wall and just about everything else while thinking you're superior.

kek

6 every morning and a normal one in the evening

I keep a GBA SP with Sonic Advance 2 in it on the rack above my toilet. It's a perfect shitgame.

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What if you get shit on the nozzle? Now you're just blasting shit bacteria over your butt. Also still need to wipe to dry your ass. No a patrician shits in the community pool.

I hate how classic sonic gets all the nostalgia love from Sega when the Advance series, gameplay wise, is superior

what games let you play as a shitting girl?

>can't clean his own ass
>can't remember to clean a little fucking hose
Shocking.

You don't really play as her but Sealed Room Breed 2 lets you make a girl shit herself. There's also Sims 3 or 4 with a decensor mod.

>a patrician shits in the community pool.
That is what children do. Real grown ups shit in the shower and do the waffle stomp afterwards

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>poos 10 times a day
This reminds me of the pickle jar story.

>tfw you again

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Guzzle a pint of olive oil.

>mfw pooed basically water 5-6 times a day
>diet consisted of alchohol and shitty snacks
It was tough monts. Glad i dropped alco

basado

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