Why do smashers stink like shit?

nintendo fans are eternal manchildren, who to thought that men who still play BING BING WAHOO can't grasp the simple concept of personal hygiene or self-awareness

And it's always the Rosalina main

Honestly never got people who don't bathe. How do you not enjoy the soothing feeling of a warm shower in the morning or after a long day. I hardly ever use soap or shampoo and still smell fine. Fuck.

stinky gamer tactical advantage

Has there been a case where a pro was disqualified cause of their BO? Would love to watch it if it was streamed.

>I hardly ever use soap or shampoo and still smell fine
I'm sure a lot of people who stink like shit think this way

you become immune to your own bo after awhile

>not resorting to chemical and psychological warfare to win
We’ve found the new meta boys

Use soap and shampoo, what the fuck nigger

It's a strategy to make your opponent play worse

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It's in their Nutrition. I know people who bathe daily and use deodorant, but still reek bad by the evening.

I don't know and it pisses me off, I go to a ton of smash events and half the time it smells like a good 1/3rd of attendees don't take showers. It's not fucking hard to not smell like shit, I don't get it.

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Shampoo once or twice a week and soap a few more times. Wear deodorant and you're fine. Any more and you dry your skin out. Literally.

What do you expect from a bunch of mentally retarded mutt playing a simplified fighting game for toddlers who comes with a shitload of paid dlc that aren't even called out by the players but instead are worshipped because BASED NINTENDO I LOVE TO SUCK NINTENDO'S COCK OMG?
fuck nintincels.

It's partly why I stopped going to conventions and nerdy events. Seems like a large percentage of these people can't be bothered to take care of themselves.

Not unless you're using hotel soap you fucking grease ball.

The Nintendo Switch is not water proof dumbshit. How are we supposed to regularly take showers? Fucking think before you post!

My skin is fucking fine you filthy fuck. You've been reading too much shit on the internet. Use soap you stinky negro. The shampoo thing you can get away with I guess, though once a week is pushing it but soap every single time.

That's an urban myth that smelly people tell themselves.

You can shampoo every day and be fine. I don't know where this myth came from that people refuse to shampoo but every other day okay maybe I get it. But it's a huge myth.

Your skin produces oil and grime constantly, drying out? Stop using alcohol based moisturizers or body wash, regular soap is MADE OF FAT, another myth it dries out your skin.

Deodorant is like putting perfume on a skunk. No amount of deodorant can cover up your reek.

Why do you think this is inherently a smash problem?
How about you try leaving your house and going to a con/tournament and you'll quickly see it goes beyond Smash.
Oops, I mean uh STINKY DAY XD HAHA STINKKKYYYY

>smash
>space marine in the shop
I'm guessing that's a comic & games type of place.

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>letting hygiene get in the way of athletic glory

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Why would you want showerfags dirtying up the torney's skill roster level?

I'll also add to this, you become used to your own smell. Your room, your house and your body odor, even if it smells like shit, smells OKAY to you because you are around it 24/7. That does not mean it smells okay to other people.

>video games
>athletic glory

because they have to dilate

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>But it's a huge myth.
It's not. Your hair needs the oils it produces, and if you wash them away everyday with shampoo, you're going to fuck your hair.

SHGLfag here.

The other fighting games started in the arcades, where you needed an absolute minimum standard to not get booted.

Heh, memories.
>coach...coach, hey, I gotta take a shit
>WHAT
>I am about to shit myself
>IT IS THE FOURTH QUARTER user WHAT THE FUCK
>I AM GONNA SHIT MY PANTS COACH
>JUST FUCKING GO BEHIND THE BENCH FUCK YOU GOT TWENTY SECONDS AND YOU BETTER BE IN THE HUDDLE FUCK
So I exploded fucking diarrhea in front of our cheerleaders during the first round of the playoffs junior year. I got shit for it until I went off to college.

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All fighting game tournaments smell like shit.

Is that the face of the author of the insane comic with the retarded trans"girl"?

This is so true. Marathon runners are praised for such dedication but smash players are velified. It's total bullshit.

That's a load of shit. I wash my hair with the cheapest anti-oil shampoo I can get everyday and it looks fine even without stylizing it.

I find the idea of not showering at least twice per day Repulsive! A normal man will shower one in the Morning and One in the Evening.

Bathing is not a luxury. It should be a human right to keep oneself, clean. We are not living in medieval era. If you live in the tropical climate, you really need to shower twice. Even if its winter time, you need to bath even if you dont sweat a lot

one of the most pleasant pleasure life next to food is a hot shower

What do you use Yea Forums?
I use Old Spice body wash and Head & Shoulders.

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m8 indians are worse

>A normal man will shower one in the Morning and One in the Evening.
What an absolute fucking waste of water.

Shut up

>he played football
gtfo chad this board isn't for you

I play smash as well as Tekken 7 and some Jive from time to time. And I tell you, its not the community in general that makes the shit odor, is few individuals. All it takes is for 3-4 people to smell like shit and pot for the entire venue to stink.

I don't get it, just buy some really good shower gel that smells strongs like old spice, and a good showering sponge, do 3 rounds (whole body) and then also use a really strong aroma shampoo, 3 rounds as well. Then sit under the cold fucking tap for 5 mins and fucking dry yourself.

Luckily my local already banned couple of stinkers, and that nigger that always smelled like pot.

>It's not. Your hair needs the oils it produces, and if you wash them away everyday with shampoo, you're going to fuck your hair.
Nope, myth. Either perpetuated by men who are insecure their hair fall out or women who have too much hair that shampooing becomes a hassle.

If your hair feels dirty or grimy, you need to wash it. Because of genetics some people can wash it every other day cause their scalp doesn't get oily as other but you can wash it every day it is fine.

Hair is strong. Also hair is dead. Vitamins and natural oils isn't going to do shit to it. Another myth.

businessinsider.com/why-you-should-wash-your-hair-every-day-2018-1

youtube.com/watch?v=zYPhXA2zHCU

>Playing football
>Chad
My lolicon weeaboo friend played football in highschool.

shampooing every time you shower is definitely unnecessary (though I guess some people have more greasy hair than others). I shower every day if I'm sweating or every other day if I'm doing no physical activity and its not hot and I use shampoo probably every two showers. I personally like my hair with a little grease in it, makes it easier to style. I try to time social events so I haven't used shampoo in awhile. My hair right after using shampoo is floaty and wispy and makes me look like a dork.

you do need to bathe everyday if you want to coexist with other people, you fucking autist

yes you bigot

>Not displaying your alpha status by dominating the room with your feces
This is something twitter trannies will never understand.

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Some of the worst smelling people are the skeletor guys with long ponytails. I went to a Smash tournament once and sat behind a guy like that whose hair smelled like somebody's raw asshole.

Dude I can't live without bathing after waking up and before going to sleep, like dude what the fuck.

I bet they don't have hot water, that must be it.

I know you're joking but all the best players I know smell decent, well, except two, both of which play Ike. Something tells me it's not a coincidence.

>Stand with Sophie
Rather not.

>Amerisharts

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I like trying out new body washes and deodorants all the time but I've recently fallen in love with the old spice ambassador scent. smells like chocolate and light cologne.

Avalon shampoo + conditioner, or Costco's stuff if they don't have the former and sulphate free body wash like renpure or some shit

2 dollar suave water based anti-oil shampoo and antibacterial bar soap.

I go to a smash weekly with around 100 people and everyone who stinks like shit is white or mexican.

There's literally nothing wrong with having a powerful natural musk that everyone is subjected to. That's how our caveman ancestors lived. You think they used the faggy perfumes modern "men" use today?

But desu i can relate to the runner, there's a condition called runners runs, it can happen to people who run long distance

I use a variety of body wash from Bath and Body works. I usually stock pile during their end of fiscal year sales when their body washes are literally 3 dollars a pop.
As for shampoo, I'll use usually anything with tea tree oil in it. And for conditioning, I mix a bit with water in a spray bottle for daily use in my hair.

I fucking love old spice, I get them at walgreens once a month since they are always on sale and give you loads of points.

The shampoo thing is normal but for fucks sake body wash nigga every damn day. I'd still go for every-other-day if you have long hair you treat/straighten/condition but now we're getting into female and tranny territory. If you got short ass hair just fucking soap that shit up nobody's gonna give a fuck that your nappy head is a little less silky smooth than it could be

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SOAP
AND
WATER

>mfw I'd come home on Fridays after an away game and watch all the choicest hentai on my fancy Pioneer DVD player while my girlfriend stayed her ass at her house because "I'm too sore to hang out, sweetheart, maybe on Sunday'"
La Blue Girl is awesome.

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Calm down Singapore

How do I get a cute stinky gf?

>I got shit for it

based pooposter

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CHOCOLATE RAIN

Smashfaggots, stinking up both tournaments and boards.

Stupid assholes

It's not just smashers it's a large chuck of the demographic that attends tournaments and stuff. Idk did they not have parents that told em it's proper to be clean? Idk why i'm asking this since Yea Forums is probably all stanky

you dont need to smell like a faggot in order to be clean.

My hair is curly as fuck, I literally can't shampoo every shower because it destroys my curls.