I don't understand how things like this make it past testing...

>Razer
You deserved it.

>Zowie
You deserved it.

Its not Razer though.

>steelseries
haha i got it suck my penis idiots

why are you griping it so hard?
do you have death grip 24/7?

>IKEA
You deserved it.

Are you just digging your fingernails into your mouse, you retarded fuck? How is that anybody's fault but your own?

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Def not razer. They don't use shit materials. Leave this meme to the people that know what mouse makers are junk.

>mouse
You deserved it.

>Gateway
You deserved it.

zowie is god tier, I'll rape your dog motherfucker

holy shit there's a Razer sales rep in the thread

>buying mice with rubber grips
lol!

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>black & decker
You deserved it.

Capitalism did this

I'm gripping it completely normal. I even autistically wash my hands before I use my computer. This is probably the best case scenario for this pos rubber mouse after 4 years of use.

FUCK i was dying to find a ss tier mouse, god bless you user

DELET THIS
it's a sharkoon

>Madcatz

You deserved it

>Def not razer. They don't use shit materials.

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i actually find those comfortable. got another one for the pinky on the other side

I've literally never mapped anything to those mouse buttons, what do you guys use them for?
My fucking razer mouse has two buttons on the left, two on the right and two bellow the wheel.

>I even autistically wash my hands before I use my computer.
there's your problem. chemicals in the soap residue react to the rubber and cause it to wear away. you should stink your hand up your ass before using your mouse

I'd buy a Black & Decker mouse

Jesus, some autistic likes to pretend Logi and Zowie are decent companies.

Even was shill enough to pretend the Glorious mouse is nothing but shit.

How hard did you squeeze it?

Bottom I use for melee top I sometimes use for something like switching to flashbang or some other less important function because I frequently forget about it.

Nobody asking for the opinion of an ASSFAGGOT player

what's a good mouse

I'll usually use it for melee, bullet time, grenades/equipment or interact

Beyerdynamics are really great but they somehow can't get their shit together when it comes to cables

Shit gets under my nails

>crayola optical water mouse
where do I go to buy one of these?

Alt+F4 and Enter.

Both those companies make lots of good mice, don't listen to him. The chart is accurate, with the Crayola Optical Water Mouse at the top.

I have that exact same mouse with no issues, are you a janitor living in a sweltering boiler room or some shit?

it's a troll list, all the shit wireless mice are at the top and all the good ones are at the bottom

What mouse is it then? And how long have you had it?

Top goes forward and the bottom one goes back.

>Blockbuster
You deserved it.

oh okay ducks look much nicer anyway

>bought this 3 years ago
>after a year, kept getting double clicks
>find out it's because they use a cheap switch
>I could replace the switch with something more high quality but an easy fix is to reset the spring inside the switch
>opened up the mouse, opened the switch and reset the springs
>everything was as good as new again

Feels good man.

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>NOW HIRING: tech company seeks gorilla to squeeze their products for 4 years to improve quality control. HS diploma or equivalent required, associate's or bachelor's degree preferred. Experience squeezing things to the point of failure a plus.

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i'ma steal your ball
i'ma gonna steal all of your balls

>speed holes
>gucci crap
>zowie
lol

Made me laugh but also fuck you this started happening within a year

>purposely designed to make you want to buy a new one
haha how dumb can you be. nah, corporations are on your side buddy.

Yeah, it often wears and the wires break near where the cable connects to the monitor. Soldering it is quite the pain with the gauge being so high.

my ancient MX518 started double clicking and after about 5 days of it i couldn't take it anymore so i ordered a G502

the day after i ordered it my MX518 stopped double clicking

oh well, LEDs and the infinite scroll wheel are cool

>I don't understand how things like this make it past testing
you mean erosion?
what the fuck do you expect to happen when you use something every day, often putting autistic amounts of pressure on it
that material is there so that it doesn't happen to the plastic underneath
if you want some mouse made of miracle non-eroding material, you'll have to pay a lot more than $50 for it

Why use a trackball instead of a stick like on a console controller?

>ENTRY LEVEL POSITION
>2+ years experience required, 5+ preferred
>mfw

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The early models uses really shitty rubber that does not last. Apparently later models uses a better type of rubber and doesn't rub off as quickly.
I'm pretty sure it's due to sweat, heat and constant contact with your thumb that causes the rubber to rub off easily.
Here's what mine looks like after a year.

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Thats what they said 4 years ago when I bought it, that the early models issues were ironed out.

It's not that they're designed to last X amount of time (unless they're apple). Shit just naturally falls apart from use.

g400 after ~5 years, never cleaned
whatcha doin to your poor mouse op? do you have stress problems? how hard are you squeezing it?

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Been using the same g400 for 9 years without any issues no wear on it just stick with the good stuff and you'll never be left with shit like the OP's picture

Not even comparable. Mine is soft rubber and yours is clearly plastic

Planned Obsolescence.
Things break down on their own, so you buy more.
Long lasting items will bankrupt manufacturing businesses

it's like a hard rubber

>Being too retarded to understand that the designs are tested, and that they go through several iterations before they even commit to producing any

Yea Forumsirgins don't realize that large companies literally have machines that press these peripherals a thousand times in a minute to test them.

this happens when you claw grip

>unless its purposely designed to make you want to buy a new one.
>wow this mouse is a piece of shit imma buy another one that'll show em

user, planned obsolescence is a very real thing. It's essential for businesses so they can have repeat customers.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planned_obsolescence

>RAT7
Shape is actually nice since you can change how long it is. Thumb rest and wide right side is nice on the ring/pinky fingers. Sensor was shit and would eventually start skipping.
>Storm Recon
Nice shape and worked well enough. But the rubber material on it would kinda wear off and feel weird.
>Avior 7000
Shape is fantastic. Top part is wide for my ring and pinky fingers to grip. Left click started double clicking though.
>Naos 7000
Though I lost two buttons, the right side rest is godlike. But the mouse is a bit too big for my hands. Currently, I use it at the office.
>G502
Honestly, I didn't like it from the second I held it. The right side felt so flat and thin so my ring/pinky were just dragging on the pad. The scroll wheel was super nice though.
>Kone EMP
The grip on this is kinda weird with it going wide at the top, but slimming down at the middle. But I like it a bit more than the G502. I actually tried holding it in my left hand and it seems to fit perfectly though. Maybe the germans built this mouse backwards.
>Rival 310
Despite having an ergo mouse shape, the budge on the right is too low on the mouse to do me any good. The top portion is rather thin for me. Probably should have gotten the Rival 600 or even the 500.

Well, those are my thoughts on the mice I've own over the years. What are yours?

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Based retard

>buy new mouse
>use it for a month
>scroll wheel stops working (scrolling is "mushy" instead of clicking, unresponsive, double scrolls, etc.)
name me 1 mouse that doesn't do this and I'll buy it right now

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>switches start fucking up and double clicking
>break out the old autohotkey script
>give the mouse at least 3 more years
It's so stupid that I have to use software to mitigate a hardware malfunction.

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3 cents have been deposited in your account

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Have you never used a printer before?

>is a very real thing
Hence I said "Unless they're apple"
I still have printers from 10 years ago that work fine.

It's not Logitech.

I hate the "s" on some Logitech mice because I didn't realize it was a way to describe a different version of the mouse, I thought it just meant people were talking about a bunch of them

I had the same issue on my Rival, though I didn't hate it, the groves are unique to where your fingers naturally rest. I ended up getting the meme rival with the OLED screen on the side and the rubberized shit on the sides is significantly harder and doesn't show any sign of wearing down like that.

>5-10 years

Try 3-5

>Experience squeezing things to the point of failure a plus.
Would you accept a my masturbation addiction as rough equivalent?

anyone using the model o? every video says it's amazing but I feel like there's some bullshit behind it

Do you constantly rub your thumb there non stop? Are your fingers made of sandpaper?

Lmao fuck Corsair mouse's, I bought four ironclaws in a row and had to send back all four because the scroll wheels broke off after one week, what a joke.

Had that exact mouse, ended up taking all the rubber off, and then bought a better one like 1 or 2 months later.

if u had mailed support about it theyd just send u a replacement mouse for free no questions asked lol i upgraded to the rival 300 for free like that

>he's not trackpad master race

Why didn't you stop after 2 times?

>Def not razer. They don't use shit materials
can you rig a giveaway so I can win since you so obviously work at razor

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They were bought at the same time for a project I was doing.

>lets trade all the hundreds of muscles of both fine and fast motor control finely tuned as dick
>for a thumb

Your just not that good at games

Anything made by finalmouse

>he had an interview
>he always has interviews what the fuck is wrong
holy shit

This. I want in on that giveaway too so I can put the shit up on ebay if I win it since I won't be using it myself.

>Hello Mr/Miss So-and-So, I have not heard from you and am thus assuming you have gone with another candidate. If you don't mind, I would appreciate any and all feedback you might have for me. Thanks and have a great weekend, user McAnonymous
1. Nothing. Radio silence. Not a peep. 95% of the time, it is radio silence. Zero response.
2. You are over-experienced.
3. You have no relevant industry experience.
4. You are over-educated and we thought this position would not keep your attention.
5. We felt we could not offer a salary you would consider with your education and experience.
6. We were concerned you would leave for another position before too long.
7. This position is not a fit for your skills

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I know that feel bro

thx u

>Obsolescence
Proper based and redpilled user

I must have really acidic/disgusting fingers because the rubber on the sides of my G502 which I've had since they launched it looks like it's melting off. Plus all the nooks and crannies make this thing impossible to keep clean, and the copper scroll wheel is corroding and is covered in holes.

I miss my G9x.

forgot pic

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mine works :)

CLEAN YOUR MOUSE

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thanks for the free gag

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The best part was, when I had to move back in with my parents, my dad threatened me unless I didn't get a job
>IF YOU DON'T GET A JOB IN THREE WEEKS I AM GONNA DRIVE YOU TO MCDONALD'S AND YOU'LL FLIP BURGERS
When he calmed down a bit I asked him to sit next to me all day and see what I do and the very first thing I did was apply to all the fast food restaurants in my area with four different profiles. One for management with a grad degree, one for management with just an undergrad, one for part-time with a note saying I was in graduate school and needed a part time job, and another with no notes and no experience. Just my basic information. He lightened up a bit when he saw what applying for a job was actually like these days, but still pulled the "just go down there and ask for a job" bit. Which we did. They said no. We went home. My parents never brought up the job search again, they just send me emails with links to job postings I might not have seen.

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show the scroll wheel

Planned obsolescence

If this happens alot its not the mouse

Either your covered in a fine layer of filth, or you shed dead skin like a lizard. Either way, your horrifying

They’re designed to wear off so you buy another one retards

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I thought this was a meme, but I saw Puppy at the dota 2 international use the Duck mouse.
I still thought it was a joke but did some research on it.

Apparently they're repackaged mice that got discontinued, you need to mess with the settings and overclock it, but it goes up to 5000 DPi instantly. the thing has a little water well at the bottom, that was originally intended to watercool the mouse, but got repackaged with the duck for children. I've got one coming in the mail for like 10 bucks, just so I could test it.
I'm still banking on it being a joke, but it'll look cool at least.

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My old man was the same way for a long time until he got laid off. He hasn't had a job in 18 months even though he's looking every day. Unsurprising he's never been more depressed and he hasn't gotten on my case since. Some people are simply unsympathetic unless they experience the same thing first hand.

what's wrong with logitech?

Wash your hands.

i buy $20 mice on black friday when i need them. currently using a perixx mx2200 (wired) for the last 4 years. last mouse was a bloody v8 that died to wire tearing after 3 years in college. ever had a scroll wheel problem in my life.

ewwwwwww wtf did u do to it
its hairy too

+ years experience required, 5+ preferred
>he
>doesn't
>know

its to keep retards out.

Try 1

I don't know what to tell you, man.
You might just have to wear gloves
or stop sweating acid

>tfw have this mouse and in absolute shock as to how it transformed into this beast
On that note, how to fucking clean the thumb area? I don't get it.

>buy something
>breaks in a year
>buy from a different company

I don't understand.

Yeah. My dad retired and he was a big shot engineer in big oil, so when Wal-Mart rejected him for a part time gig he exploded and went on a rant that lasted three days.
>WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS JOB MARKET
>YOU HAVE A MASTERS AND CAN'T FIND ANYTHING, I AM AN ENGINEER AND WAL MART WON'T EVEN LET ME COME IN FOR AN INTERVIEW
It was pretty funny.

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Some people are retards, and just think that is the way things are. See: How people keep buying apple products

There is more than one person in the world retard

>not having brand loyalty
piss off

No company that does this is worth working for, in case you didn't know. It means whoever is in charge of hiring is given absolutely no supervision and they're going about their work in the laziest way imaginable.

In other words management doesn't care and the incompetents have the run of the place, which is why they need to hire people so often. People keep quitting.

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user...I have 10 years of experience, it's a pain in the ass editing my resume so much to not seem overqualified. I'm bitching about not being able to find anything, read the fucking thread.

begone, boomer. Brand loyalty is the dumbest shit I can possibly think of. Imagine having loyalty to somebody who only wants to exploit you.

The only explanation I can think of is that the very first batch of these mice used a poor type of rubber that just degraded very quickly, a friend of mine bought one of the later models with the RGB and it hasn't happened to him yet.

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>replace duck with metal skull
>fill with red water
>spray paint black with metallic trim

Could be cool

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Same.

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>Zowie
>Company
Yeah bro you know so much you even claim Zowie is a company. Good show.

Finally a good mouse chart

>all the way down to the plastic
Wow

Nobody's going to pay 5x the cost for something that lasts 10x as long.
If you try to make and sell something that lasts, you'll be undercut into irrelevancy by your competitors.

Assuming the G400S and MX518 are with the angle-snapping removal mod, why are they in F?

Many anti-cheat services will ban you for having AHK running.

What exactly is wrong with corsair Scimitar? I need those extra fuckng buttons and I'm not buying a fucking Razer mouse that's overpriced garbage or third party chink shit that just has you bind keyboard buttons to the extra keys defeating their whole fucking purpose.

Games that have anti-cheat aren't worth playnig

Games with anti-BOTTING services will bother to detect if you're using autohotkey, and even them many of them will not actually punish you unless you're exhibiting botting behavior in-game.

Name a game that will explicitly ban you for having autohotkey open on your PC.

Overwatch.

>clean rubber with alcohol
>uh why did it break down

How does it feel to have superpowers?

this
right ones are bound to close tab and enter for maximum porn

overwatch

So guilty until proven innocent in a court that doesn't allow you to prove your innocence. Why would you give money to a company that operates like this?

Is this really the life in america right now? And here we were always taught how great country it is and everyone has a well paying job.

>JWFY Mouse for Pro Gamer
>MadCatz RAT8
>ALLCACA Mouse
Well, if you say so. I'll have to try these out since they're the best.

>Why would you give money to a company that operates like this?
they all do, blizzard is the only one to enforce the rule so far.

They're just grasping at straws, overwatch was never worth playing for a great variety of reasons besides this one.

How hard are you retards gripping the mouse?

steelseries sensei
had it for like 6 or 7 years, no problem

sprint or melee, also I put macros on there like auto clicking or media player controls so I don't have to take my hand of the mouse to change music

Nowhere is perfect, America currently has the problem of literally having too well trained a population to support itself, and already having enough people to do all the shitty jobs nobody wants to do.

It doesn't look to me like you can get banned just for having it installed and open. As I interpret it they're leaving the ruling of it open and subjective so they can refer to it in the case of not having to look into it too deeply or to cover their own ass if they mistakenly ban someone when they shouldn't have. It's political speech.

From what I understand about Blizzard's enforcement they're able to determine what an autohotkey script is doing and don't give blanket bans for people running any software that can possibly run a script.

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>too well trained a population to support itself,
That's only a problem in countries where the companies own the government and prefer to import millions of low-paid uneducated laborers because they won't demand humane treatment, higher salaries and workplace safety. Sure you could spin it in a way that makes it seem like the population is the problem, but since when having educated people was actually a problem in a country that makes fucking sense?

Yeah but I can't imagine being declined even as a burger flipper. Here we have so many fucking job places right now employers literally will suck your dick just to get you. Even if you never had any experience.

>mouse has tons of little holes in it
>makes it a bitch to clean
Just solid plastic is fine you know.

I've heard the "you look like you are too qualified for this position" type shit more times than I can count.
Don't ask me to explain it, I don't get this shit either. I've been turned away from countless bottom of the barrel minimum wage jobs.

So what are some good mouses that don't have cheap chink shit switches that start double clicking in a year?

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people aren't buying into higher dpi=better mouse anymore, so they market being lightweight now instead

It's just another way of saying "we want to pay someone peanuts and we've determined you won't be happy with peanuts".

Not at all. I have a very light grip.
It's just the result of years of constant use.

It is a pretty fucking good cosmic joke, not gonna lie.
Can't even make peanuts because of that.

Try making a grammar mistake or two and not running it through spell checker before you send it. If you make it sound like you're an educated white male, your chances of being employed decrease dramatically.

I used a G9x for five years and managed to rub down its rough grip to a smooth surface, but not actually eliminate the grip entirely. I've had my current G502 for probably a year and a half and it's not even showing signs of wear.

If they're determined to not hire white males that information would come out in an interview, bucko.

I guess it probably doesn't help american goverment doesn't provide any benefits? Employers here get massive benefits and tax breaks for hiring people straight after they finished uni.

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my rival 100 did this

>prefer to import millions of low-paid uneducated laborers
There's an entire political party that wants to abolish our borders.

Same here, the feet are also pretty much done too, but I have had this thing for like 3 years now which is double the time my razers lasted me before doubleclicking, think it's getting time to buy another. Fuck this shitty rubber stuff though, I miss straight up plastic that didn't melt after extended use.

G502 has pure sex as a scrollwheel.

There's literally no reason for the g502 to be that low

OPs mouse is in B tier though

They are popular
And they made this abortion of a mouse

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GAMERS

People like transformershit, unfortunately.

Ah the g502, my favourite mouse as a high sense cs player.

What's wrong with it?

And it's not difficult to guess who funds that political party with outlooks like that.

They just have small hands and cant reach the buttons

>tfw you learn you don't have small hands from Yea Forums

I personally love the g502.

You should have learned it on a basketball court or at the entrance of a girl's uterus.

Its ugleh, heavy for a mouse and the ergonomics are shit, its a pinky killer

>pinky killer
What
>heavy
It could be heavier though?

>its a pinky killer
Okay there, baby hands mcgee

Looks great to me. It's heavier than a shitty razer mouse I had, that's for sure, but I don't have a problem with the weight at all. You adjust to any weight of mouse you get, really, it's just that going from a plastic piece of shit to something with metal in it is a big adjustment. Ergonomics are great, every surface your hand touches is smooth. It actually demonstrates great knowledge of where a person touches a mouse by intentionally putting gaps where it doesn't. I don't know what you mean by pinky killer, mine goes right below my ring finger and helps it hold the mouse.

>using DeathAdder right now

I like it.

>heavier
what? Its 130 grams if im not mistaken, which is pretty heavy for a mouse, but not by much, but if you use it with the included weight its too much
>what?
I tried one I got from a friend and my little finger hurt like hell after an hour of using it, which is weird since its advertised as a mouse for big hands, and my hands measure 20cm from my wrist to my fingertips
>looks great to me
Well, everyone has their own tastes

Left top is Melee, left bottom is push-to-talk

I still have my first non-ball mouse and keyboard kit I bought for $10. By some miracle all of the keyboard, while polished by fingers, still has completely visible letters, and the mouse is just a featureless, polished plastic bop. Even the wheel has no rubber left.

>Smith & Wesson
You deserve it.

>John Deere
You deserved it.

Cut your nails you human filth.

>just make rubber that lasts forever lmao

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In stalker I used them for healing, flashlight or opening the inventory

>unless its purposely designed to make you want to buy a new one.

What would that be called? Like, immediate obsolescence?

tiny hand fags cant handle its weight

its cheap garbage made in china sold under brand names to idorts

Dude everything is made to follow planned obsolescence, lightbulb manufacturers fined all the ones who made lightbulbs last longer.

>Maliwan
You deserved it.

mine is like that too
but im pretty sure its because i have caustic ass finger oil or something

they're always oily no matter how much i wash them

Where does G603 place?

>Pepsi
You deserved it.

The current scenario seems to demand that the over educated masses of the younger generations leave the US to work and help lift third world shit holes out of destitution and establish new infrastructure, since they can't or won't do it themselves. At that same time, undereducated masses are flowing into the country to do menial service work and maybe get an institutionalized education.

Things are moving way too fast though, nothing is stable, and American society could possibly implode on itself collapsing the core of the scheme.

wash your hands after jackin it and this won't happen

Best part is the lame and absolutely useless decaling

Literally nothing, its a fantastic mouse. Its just that this website is full of contrarians who cannot be seen to ever enjoy something not considered underground.