Kojimas Secret Project

What’s Kojimas next project Yea Forums?

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Set in prehistoric times.

All the voice acting is done in some pseudo-prehistoric made-up language without subtitles, you have to learn the language yourself.

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Wait a second that could actually be fun.

more celebrities
less gameplay
press X to urinate

unga bunga

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Doesn't no man's sky do this

I think he meant irl

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death stranding wont flop, but it wont sell that well.

death what?

A game very very similar of Silent Hill but slightly different so Konami wont sue him

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>Crabs
Half Life 3. Screen cap this.

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Probably some gay stupid shit for retards like all his other ones lmao

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>Polishing the game
STOP PRETENDING YOU ARE ACTUALLY DOING WORK YOU ARE PLAYING WITH LEGOS YOU CUNT

Giant enemy crabs

That's interesting. I bet it's something smaller because I don't think he's going to start planning another big open world Decima engine Snoy type of game right away.

Becoming a crab.

There’s literally gameplay in your shitpost faggot.

>Gnurh
>Gneh
>Mission failed

Tokyo: Become Crab

Fuck crabs.

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So if a human touched it, would the same happen? Would it eventually get blocked or would the whole body get sucked?

crab also means cancer

he wants to be the cancer of video games

he seems video games are destroying the youth it's the only way

GOD SPEED MR KOJIMA

I wanna stick my dick in it desu.

Gross why would your stick your dick in a crab?

Because it'd make him feel snappy.

MGSV Demon Edition.

do you honestly have to inject your fetish into everything pony fag

>Next E3
>Kojima appears on stage holding a crowbar
>in the top of a table in the middle of the stage there is a small crab
>Hideo Appears and smashes the hell out of the crab 3 times
>Gabe newell rolls into stage and doesnt say a single word, it just proceds to point to the screen
>HL3, A Hideo Kojima game.

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This should answer your question:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin

>Hellevik was about to close the door between the chamber system and the trunk when the chamber explosively decompressed from a pressure of nine atmospheres to one atmosphere. One of the tenders, 32-year-old William Crammond of Great Britain, and all four of the divers were killed instantly; the other tender, Saunders, was severely injured.

what film?

>game where you play as a crab on a deserted island and try to escape by getting a boat from inland to the ocean
>you find tapes where a man is in prison and catalogs his escape
>as you get further along more things mysteriously change on the island as it gets less like a lush island with plants and shit but instead chains hang from trees and there are many items found in a prison
>When you finally get something that can move the boat(a forklift) to start up and start moving the boat you start seeing visions of mysterious pills and a person mindlessly killing things
>you then escape the island and get into a big city
>your goal as the crab is to find who made the pills that killed the guy who made those pills
>the pills actually make people reincarnate
>you actually escaped prison,got on a boat,died and became a fucking crab
>you fucking get pissed and beat the shit out of this person,whos a metaphor for greed
>he plans to reincarnate everyone using these pills that make you violent,then make you die.
>his goal is to make money by selling reincarnated people to there past families
>hes also a metaphor for funeral homes
The crab is played by keanu reeves
Very deep game

getting a human down there is the first thing you need to accomplish then we can talk about pipes

hbo show chernobyl

>adult swim
wait, is this a tv show?

No mans sky does this

This actually sounds like the sort of shit he'd try to do.
It's also the sort of shit his wrangler would have stopped him from doing back when there was someone holding his leash.

>en.m.wikipedia.org
What makes you think everyone else is phoneposter scum like yourself?

the new gendy tartakovski project Primal.

>I want to become a crab
Kojima becomes an /ic/ user

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I'm down for an SOTC spiritual successor

Fuck you, Yea Forums loves crabs

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that's right, kojima is a pony fag

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Literally deadly creatures but with a crab. Look it up you unoriginal hack

Thats the joke user...kojimas a hack

Just release the game already so that Matthewmatosis and Joseph Anderson and all my other favorite gaming critics can tear you apart for being a hack already, you fuck.

He wants to make a game with seismic?

>Seething Xcuck