why is donkey kong sad
Why is donkey kong sad
James Powell
Julian Moore
You let him down, Yea Forums.
Shame on you.
DK's always been there for you.
He's been retrieving many bananas, kicking many people, all with a smile on his face & for your own entertainment, and this is how you thank him?
Asher Gomez
post yfw you are not american
John Robinson
ED
Carter Jenkins
Ran out of bananas.
Asher Bell
He's in a Rare game.
David Green
Because this guy exists
Adrian Allen
he has no style
Ryder Perez
Because you only create shitty threads like this one.
Levi Walker
they took his guns
Bentley Sanders
He glanced at a mirror and discovered that he looks like a crusty 90's CG homunculus
Blake Price
Thomas Allen
because he can't expand his dong like he used to, he is an old ape op, he needs them blue pills now.
Adam Hall
Tiny ran away with all his banana coins
Owen Powell
Sebastian Ross
Dominic Murphy
He beat the CEO of racism...but at what cost
Brody Price
Jonathan Reyes
ED
Jonathan Rodriguez
because terry got into smash instead of fio
Michael Parker
DK voted leave or remain?
Robert Collins
People keep comparing him to niggers.
Mason Moore
the bananas couldnt fill the void anymore
Jace Murphy
Dong won't expand
Camden Rogers
Tbh doesnt make a lot of sense that a Gorilla randomly pulls out a shotgun from between his ass cheeks
Connor Kelly
Tiny was the jew of Kong Island all along
Luis Sullivan
He's actually trying to suck his own peep
Connor Moore
he cant grab red bananas
William Flores
It was a better change honestly and it's not like they took away the guns completely, they just fit them in with the world better by making them just as ridiculous as the cartoon world they exist in. Pulling out a realistic gun in such a universe would contrast and distract way too much from it.
Elijah Mitchell
funny enough the realistic guns still fired fruit.