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>Meanwhile, on female Yea Forums...

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nobody knows how females think

not even other females!

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i really, really, really like money. should i turn into a camwhore anonettes?

Thinking about fucking tyrone again tonight, i like it when he slaps me around XDD

haha lets go out tonight

Imagine how angry Roman soldiers would be after seeing these retarded thots waving gladii around.

Because they don’t

The creep of the class just found out that I'm into videogames.

What should I do to hide my power level better, plz help anonettes.

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What breast size we talkin?

>female Yea Forums

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it's like (You)tube at this point. Unless you have someone to sponsor/market you or are legitimately unironically a 9-10/10, you're gonna end up wasting more money on a gud camera than you're going to make. If you have a solid sound/microphone setup, you might be able to make something happen going with 'asmr'

you have to be a casual
only like one game like Fortnite or Overwatch

Have you bought his game yet?

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Higher quality than Yea Forums's catalog tbf

Nothing changes

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why do dogs in real life have such small cocks and cum so fast? this isn't anything like sfms...

Who is your husbando, Yea Forums? Mine is metal gear snake.

did pic related serve as inspiration for Alex Roivas in Eternal Dark? I see hotties weaing black wielding a gladius. Just trying to put two and two together here.

>female Yea Forums
Endless obsessing over half naked male elves in Elder Scrolls and Zelda. And mods that put elves into other games that aren't Elder Scrolls and Zelda. Then bitching that men obsess over half naked girls.

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mine is zelda

Why are shotas so wild and silly?

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>Buy a house
>Mom has to live with me
>I still stay in the basement
Help.

>american """""""women"""""""

>boyfriend comes home after a day of work
>I ordered a pizza for us and have it all set up for him
>he kisses me on the forehead, says hi, grabs a slice and goes to his mancave
>spends all night playing japanese games
>can hear him whispering "Edelgard" late at night
lasses, what's the fucking deal with japanese girls REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Elves
Please. A real woman knows orc dick is where it's at.

>Spends 3 hours picking out an outfit for SIM
>Experiences actual game play for 10 minutes until she recieves a text message.

God I fucking hate video games

Hey ladies, gamer boy here

This dork
tfw you're not his sister

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>there are boys in this thread right now
h-hi guys

There are no boys on the internet

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you know the rules, fuckboy

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You guys severely underestimate the amount of weird fujos we have here.

But clearly sales show the majority of women prefer elves. Or humans with Twilight features, like Sephiroth.

COCK OR GTFO

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>they own gaming toys
I’ll call the cops

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>not going out every night
What are you a femcel?

>boy (female)
Bulldykes gtfo

>females
>think
My little user can't be this naive.

Balls or gtfo

This guy who keeps trying to hit on me at work asked me why I go out every single weekend and get super fucked up lol what a loser

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100% of men only go for the top 20% of women. Failing that they "settle" for the top 40%.

The remaining 60% of us will never even be glanced at by the ugliest and lowest of status males. They would rather spend their life lusting after beautiful women than spend even a second near us. Our mere existence is a crime to them, to have the audacity to even approach them makes us deserve the utmost scorn of society. There simply is no option for us to stop being femcels minus hiring a prostitute, but I wanted to feel LOVED, not pay for an hour of some used up dick where I can't even kiss him because he has herpes.

Men don't even genuinely enjoy anything, every interest they hold and every passion of theirs is at best entry level. They only get into hobbies in order to get pussy and attention, just look at all the body building and self improvement channels on youtube. Just look at all the male twitch streamers and tell me they aren't streaming for attention.

>just do squats and go on a diet, just lower your standards, just wear makeup

I've done all of this. But the fact is my breasts are simply too small and my face doesn't have the symmetry required for any male to find me worth breeding with. All this does is get you made fun of by both men and the above mentioned top 40% of women:

>lol look at that ugly low-E bitch trying to compensate
>hah, she probably hit the gym because she feels inadequate about something

Suffering as a male? Please. Misandry this, misandry that, but the moment you might bring up the possibility misogyny exists in society you're seen as some loudmouthed, overweight, dyed haired dyke no matter how obvious and clear the misogyny is. Life is handed to them on a platter and their parents coddle them and shelter them from any harsh realities. They don't care about facts or the truth, men are the SJWs of gender.

Life is suffering and if it wasn't for the scarce media I still enjoy, I'd have killed myself a long time ago.

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Imagine if Yea Forums was even bitchier

BASED

You made me sad desu.

t.

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Just b in the top 20% lmoa

Edit: when are they fixing the emoji support?

>Sit at home all day and play Animal Crossing with my little brother
>Fantasize about getting bareback fucked by him because I haven't had male contact in over a year
>tfw no bf
It's tough being a femcel. I wish games had romanceable men so I could vicariously experience lvoe

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Can you imagine how worthless your existence would be if you were a woman?

>>Fantasize about getting bareback fucked by him
wow wee, that's interesting.
can you go into more detail on what you fantasize about? I'm genuinely curious

Do you actually have a vagina, or is that an axe wound?

lmao just get a tit job and squat, sister. Ain't that hard. Look up some makeup tutorials on Youtube because men are too dumb to see past your fake face.

Oh em gee Becky is such a bitch why is she wearing the same shoes at me?
Fucking whore I'm gonna have sex with her boyfriend tonight that will teach that stuck up...
EYYYYY GURL Becky you look cute in that dress

I thought those were all trannys

what’s that?
and where to start?

I swear to god if I see another tranny that passes as female I'll fucking snap

crystal.cafe
literally female Yea Forums, though a lot are larpers

I think my bf is cheating on me.I found an extra controler in the house the other day. He says it was a friend's but he has no friends. Also he voice chats a lot with someone and I think it's her. I'm going to shit on his entire day throwing a tantrum until I find out what the fuck is going on, like I did 8 days ago when he started playing in voice chat too much, but this time I'm going to get to the bottom of it.

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This guy has experience with real women. I feel so sorry for you.

This whole thread is cringe.

>men are too dumb to see past your fake face.

This but unironically. You can't even warn male frens if they're falling for the bait without coming off like a jealous bitch

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Only gay dudes are into orcs.

I can't believe you've talked me into larping as a femcel wanting to get prone boned by her otouto

>tfw he takes his shirt off after coming inside from mowing the lawn
>tfw seeing his skinny belly and tight chest glistening with sweat
>tfw I just want to undo his belt buckle right there and unzip his pants, revealing his, probably perfectly sized, penis
>my staggered breath on his cock causes him to get an erection, and he looks away shamefully, before putting a hand on the back of my head and pushing it onto my lips

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Why don't you just go lesbian, Yea Forums? A man can never love you like a woman.

>she plays as a male character
lmao explain yourself
>inb4 tight ass

>a few years ago my gf got super mad at me for some reason and I couldn’t figure out why
>ask a friend whose a lesbian for advice on how to deal with this shit
>she shrugged and said “dude I don’t even know what happens in my own head let alone anyone’s else’s”
So yeah I think there’s some truth to this

Alternate universe /pol/
>"Fucking Shanice and A'isha subhumans are always committing crime"
>"Daily reminder to take the Asian man pill. White men are too maleist and social-justice now."
>"Did you hear about those white boys who were raped by burka savages at Cologne"
>"Chinese businesswoman are coming over here and stealing our men. They won't stop until they've RICE.com'd the entire planet."

Alternate universe /fit/
>"Chestlets. When will they learn? "
>"Boob rate thread. Show off your boobs."
>"Hey girls, I've been eating thirty eggs a day and running non-stop, am I going to make it?"
>tfw no gym bf threads every day
>"Okay /fit/ I have a confession, the other day I fucked a cute guy, but I was scared about loosing my gains, so I stole his milk and eggs on the way out."

Alternate universe Yea Forums
>Shota threads everywhere
>"That boy you posted sure is direct and kosher."
>Most anime are a cute girl with a harem of boys
>"Why does best boy always loose?"
>"Kasuma's cuteness is a miracle of the universe, it behooves you to create as many little kasumas as humanly possible."

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cope, there are bitches so fat you can hear their clogged arteries scream out in agony that are never lacking in male company.

>the moment you might bring up the possibility misogyny exists in society you're seen as some loudmouthed, overweight, dyed haired dyke no matter how obvious and clear the misogyny is.
Only non-cucked men think like this, probably less than 5% of the population lol.

/cgl/ is one of the most viciously anti-tranny boards on the site

I wasn't being ironic. Men are some of the most easily fooled creatures on the planet when it comes to women. Even if you're hideous, you'll just have to spend an extra 30 minutes a day on makeup, and you'll still fool a good 2/3rds of men. Plastic surgery is also an option, though expensive, since it can cut down the amount of time you need to spend doing your makeup to look pretty everyday.

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mmh
i shall pay them a visit

Those percentages

How hard is it to find introverted women? I feel like the only hope I have for getting a gf is to find someone as introverted as me.

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>she's posting here alone on a saturday night
L M A O

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Hey wouldn't it be funny if a gamerboy just posted his feet in this thread haha like that would be weird haha

This guy gets it. Women get absorbed in their own little bubble they dont take the time to look outside it.

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This cute guy in my class has a crush on the Japanese exchange student
Why do all guys love Asian women so much? How do we stop them?

>Plastic surgery is also an option

You're gonna have a bad time breh

>Direct and kosher
Wild and silly

what do you do when your penis and vagina touch?

They go outside as much as you do.

Why are girls so fucking needy? I romanticized it before I got one, but now that I do I can't ever do anything on my own or anything she doesn't want to do because she just needs constant attention. Holy shit Ive spent most of the day attending to you now i just want to play some Advance Wars.

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you forgot about Yea Forums being tsundere for Yea Forums

Fuck off, there aren't any boys on Yea Forums

Reminder that movie games, simulators and puzzle games don't count as video games, so all the boys calling themselves "gamer boys" are fake AF. The real female percentage of video game consumers/players is much higher.

Introverted men and women are hard to find because they never fucking go out and meet anyone, and the good ones don't use dating apps to get laid.

You're going to have to start braking into basements and looking through their underwear drawer to see if they're the one.

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dudes may be shy and uninterested but it takes a special kind of retard to be mean to a girl.

no they are just fat

You alright, user?

>but I was scared about loosing my gains, so I stole his milk and eggs on the way out."

Replace milk with oj and you'll be on to something

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So why are these two shipped together? I don't get it.

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My gf is ugly and I told her that, doesn't change the fact we're still happy

I-is this real

I like to believe we're all a mere couple of posts away from indulging in our most perverted desires here

Oh gee, anonette, you got me all hot and bothered

Men are trash

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What do girls talk about to each other when they're alone?

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>>>/Tumblr/
Get out of here stupid boys.

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a son. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a boy for at least 18 years solely so he can go and ravage another woman. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little boy - singing him lullabies, taking him to sports practice, making sure he had a healthy diet to grow up big and strong, educating him, playing with him, giving him loving hugs. All of it has one simple result: his body is more enjoyable for the women that will eventually get fucked by him in their every hole.

Raised the perfect boy? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random slut who had nothing to do with the way he grew up, who marries him. She gets to fuck his nice big cock every night. She gets the benefits of his kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised him.

As a woman who has a son, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a boy for another woman to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

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My gf is unironically this

this is, excuse me, BASED

>cute femcels won't let me tonguepunch their fartbox
AGH

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What's your gaming uniform, anonettes?
>gym shorts
>wife beater
>packer

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videogames

How is that different than dudes obsessing over hot chicks without caring about “their feelings”

Finally someone who knows what it feels like
>wahh why can't i have an anime gf who only wants to be with me always

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Men are shit, except 2D ones

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If it's too much effort let her go. You should establish boundaries early in a relationship.

literally just the guys they've been fucking and also the guys they're talking to behind the guy they're fuckings back

had a female friend who thought I was gay and I basically infiltrated her social circle and realized this, made me further my hatred for women so it was worth it

Retard, my Jap gf is obsessed with me and it's fun.
She plays her stupid phone games while I play real video games and we have fun together

dangerously based, lasses

Real talk v/, how do I become someone a woman would be interested in?

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>having a boyfriend
fuck off stacy

It's pasta.

Just live a bold and dynamic life, bro.

fuck i wish i had the "fulfilling" version of this

jus b urself :)

what about when he gets his heart utterly destroyed by stacy? atleast you can laugh at him

>Why are girls so fucking needy?

You're not wrong, but I don't think you've ever dealt with the shitshow of a guy friend right after a breakup. You wanna be there for him, but it's hard because he's always 1 part genuinely seeking help and closure, and 1 part trying to obtusely ask if you want to fuck. It's understandable and definitely worth dealing with because they'll straighten themselves out, but it's tiresome and stressful until they do.

She obviously isn't obsessed with you if she lets you pay attention to something that isn't her

based seagulls

>You're going to have to start braking into basements and looking through their underwear drawer to see if they're the one.

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>panties and thin shirt if someone else is home, nude otherwise
>towel on the chair to soak up sweat

kill yourself corvus

90% of the time they just talk shit about other people behind their back, or they just go on about how much one of their friends is annoying.

Jesus this is the truth isn't it

I hate all of you cunts
I just want to trick some beta into funding me and my half-nig baby day-quan that I don’t really care about

>mfw I don't even know how to do that and everytime I try I get scared because I get the sense that I'm not a good person.

Too worried about what others think of me to the point of panic attacks doesn't help

hit the gym
shower
be 6 ft or taller
have money
shave head if balding

Why do the subtitles change..?

I even put my favorite game :3

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Neither men nor women understand what women want

become interested in yourself. Don't think about anything else, work on this, then everything else will make more sense.

>us

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For a start, I would ditch any bloke who had this site in their browser history.

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Fucking footfags, can't you at least have the decency to spoil that shit?

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What do women of Yea Forums think of life is strange?

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this is the first time I've seen a guys foot on Yea Forums that wasnt the most disgusting thing I saw that day

Looking good tonight ladies!

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we just don't know.

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I only use incognito.

wtf I love /cgl/ now

still got it ;)

I lived near a socially awkward girl and could see through her window from mine, I used to spend every weekend watching her until she moved away.

Habits that a real woman who lives alone would participate in:
On the weekends when she would get done showering in the afternoon she would sit around naked sitting on her towel while sitting at her computer
She would regularly eat small foods like yogurt and have a big cup to drink out of
When she sat around naked she would regularly pick her pubic hairs, not sure what she was looking for but she always had her hand in her crotch like Al Bundy or something
She would masturbate on saturdays, after reaching orgasm she would still sit there for like 10 minutes just rubbing herself
She would regularly stay up until 2-3 in the morning watching shows or playing video games (she played mostly on PC, had a headset too)
She would deep clean her place on sundays

why would you give gladii to women

>Men don't even genuinely enjoy anything, every interest they hold and every passion of theirs is at best entry level. They only get into hobbies in order to get pussy and attention
fuck you, landwhale. Actual Wizard here. I could talk to you for the next week solid about comic books and I sure as hell don't do it because i think it will get my dick wet.
I don't go riding my bicycle for 16+ miles a day every damn day of the week because I want female attention.
You want to talk about limnology? Fuck off, I don't study lakes because I think it will make girls think I'm fascinating.

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STFU you dumb fucking bitch ass nigger lmao why did you came into this place in the first name

I'm from Italy so stfu and get the fuck now!!!!

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What the FUCK was his problem???

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>vneck
>running shorts
>sawks if it's cold

Because guys actually have real emotions

Hot women only want your money or your attention and that is easily replacable to them. These ones are the real retards. They're basically overgrown children who have been pampered because of how they look and don't understand further logical thinking. They can walk all over you and only just realize it enough to think it's funny. If you want a fuck, be their tool for a couple weeks. If you haven't hit it by then, ditch her, she's just playing with you.

Ugly women might like you for your personality. Or they're settling as well. But I've yet to meet any woman that had much personality that wasn't soon revealled as a facade and grew into the typical sitcom woman, nag, nag, nag. So, don't expect any of them to be too interesting if you're even slightly above average intellect. There might be decent ones out there but they're impossible to find. Point being you don't have to be interesting. Just play the right part. t. virgin

the "think about it logically" always gets me no matter how many times I've read the same pasta

WTF YOU WERE SPYING ON ME

user, it's gender-reverse pasta for crying out loud.

It really is too much effort. I've tried breaking up with her a few times but she always breaks down crying and begs me not to leave and I end up feeling really bad and optimistically believe it will be better this time. Then it starts all over again. If only before I started dating her I knew she had BPD.

because hot chicks make themselves look hot to get guys to obsess over them
but if you obsess over women in the first place you're already retarded so there ya go

What the fuck why does this make sense

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bitch what the fuck is this post?

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AAAAAHHHH MY PUSSSY HUUURRRTSSSS

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ITT: Games men will never understand

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Well yeah but any introvert's first feeling is going to be to avoid people. That's not even to say they aren't personable or easy to talk to, many can hold conversations just find. But it makes it harder to approach someone when their first instinct is to not get heavily involved with someone.
>You're going to have to start braking into basements and looking through their underwear drawer to see if they're the one.
Damn, I thought as much. If I find those undies in the drawer does it mean I win?

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Real talk? Learn manipulation and lying
Disney world talk? Just be yourself, and treat them with respect :)

I don't understand Borderline personality disorder. It just all sounds like a free pass for being a cunt then victimizing yourself when it becomes clear to everyone you're being a cunt.

stop having sex

MUH CLIT

Love yourself first.
No woman wants some spineless faggot unless they’re just trying to mooch off of you.
It’s important to get a girl to love you more than you love her.
If you appear to be satisfied with yourself and not desperate for some poon then women will be drawn to that.
Obviously being attractive and having money helps too.

Reminder that /SL/ is the thinking woman's fetish.

Why did I laugh at this

Because at least they're obsessing over someone else as opposed to the theoretical opinions of herself held by of a bunch of people who don't actually give a damn and probably wouldn't even recognize her if they walked past.

Shit man I dunno, I'm average as fuck and score alright.
From personal experience, don't set your standards too high, be bold, don't quit easy.
Everyone's afraid of that big hurt that comes after being rejected 3 times in the same night, but really that's the biggest strength because you've already been rejected 3 times. You don't care anymore.
And remember that bravery is hot, I've initiated conversations with 7-8/10s who I'm 100% sure didn't expect me to talk to them and I managed to make it work.
Of course it's not just about approaching, but I'm just trying to give you a mindset.

The next is finding your jumping-off point (and I ain't talking about suicide). Are you pretty? How ugly are you? Everyone can look better than what they already look.
Try your best to make yourself attractive, lose the weight, get a fucking haircut (a good haircut can turn a 6 into a 7), and start talking to people.

The thing about starting to talk to people is that you build confidence, you feel natural in your own shell and then you can take on anything.
It'll be bad at first but like I said, don't quit easy. What else is there to do anyway, wallow in pity?
Get a shitty job at some store, pick up an instrument, go to hobbie places, go anywhere that can get you to naturally have people in your life. You don't need to start by hitting chad/stacy parties all alone, start by things inside your comfort zone and break out of it from there.

The ultimate redpill is that you have to stop caring about what people think about you. It creates this sort of black hole of the self where everything you think and do is related to how much it'll get people to like you. And that shit doesn't last because people eventually pick up on that and notice you're just being this fag who wants desperately to be liked, they'll take pity on you, and that ain't an attractive feature.
People like people who like themselves.

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based
having female “friends” is the true redpill

Fucking hell, man. Get a grip

ay bruh my pussy stank

Reminder that any boy over 10 is too old.

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Hello Yea Forums... It is my 5th birthday and my one-chan told me im already a big boy so i can stay here. How are you all?

why are female pedophiles such a hot concept?

My coat.

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This, basically. It’s really not hard if you lower all standards you have whatsoever for what relationships should ideally be like

this user is only half retarded
a relationship needs to work on mutuality
love each other equally, if it becomes unbalanced one party will eventually break up with the other

Show us the goods sweetie

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this fucking thread

My computer is set to self destruct the moment someone trys to look at the internet history

You're into femdom and don't realize it

Self insertion I guess

you know those pick up artists that usually get a lot of flak?
Those techniques actually work, but you probably knew that already and where looking for different answers.

Well, there aren't any, women actually work like that

This never happens for any of you, right? It's totally wierd. haha

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Let me clear this up for everyone
Men obsess over things
Women obsess over people
It’s the same reason boys play with blocks and robots and are overrepresented in engineering and hard sciences, while girls play with dolls and are overrepresented in teaching and nursing.
Women get passionate about their interests too, it’s just that they’re interests are typically celebrity gossip. I’m sure that seems extremely banal and pointless, but that’s what women think of your hobbies too.

For me, it's the fact they can make the kid into a father while he's still in elementary school.

Imagine being a shota's kid. Starting kindergarten and your dad's still in high school and your mom's still in prison, what a life.

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Patrician buttons, but
>that collar

Love the dog's face in the last panel.

>be me
>thinking about hot Yea Forums boys stuffing their dick in me
>pussy wet like a lake
>realize it's nothing but disgusting femcels just like me

Are we here just to suffer

fuck niggers, lol.

Because you're imagining both parties arent old just that the girl is older

/ss/ always has the girl between 14-25 and the boy at like 10

Did you try...asking your GF?

to be fair, lesbians are mentally ill from the getgo

It is being a cunt, but not constantly. It's more like an unpredictable hair trigger where they can turn from sweet and loving to cunt who thinks you hate her and the only reason you're dating her is a prank many years in the making and you're going to leave her as soon as you find someone better. Big part of borderline is paranoia and worry that others hate you and will soon abandon you. What they have trouble rationalizing though is because of those thoughts, they act in such a way that it pushes away those that are close and do actually care for them. Kind of a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Really? You'd think that a board almost entirely dedicated to wearing pretty dresses would be a tranny magnet.

Yeah, it's just different types of autism in the end. Both were needed for the species to get this far.

are you ok?

Then women can go fuck themselves. I'm not giving up games and robots.

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Why would I do that?

It's not, it's an unsettling concept
You're just a degenerate

>sex can make babies

top-tier logic m8

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You know what's funny? Literally the same for me, but with girls.

this just mistake link for zelda and you'll be fine

That will only make her more mad that can't figure it out, despite your lack of esper powers. Women think testing a relationship is the best thing for a relationship, even though it's just dumb bullshit. As my mom put it, "Women are fickle bitches"

>overrepresented in teaching and nursing
This is because they are positions that allow them to work with individuals who are comparatively weak and have the privilege of acting like catty bitches whenever they're not being supervised. Literally the female power fantasy.

I like myself. I have confidence. I hold myself to certain standards. I'm not some fit 10/10 by any means, but I'm forward and blunt and I put forth effort. The only result is that people are just intimidated by me because they fucking DON'T, and I've come to really despise them. I don't waste my time talking to people outside of the forced small talk anymore outside of a few exceptions. Some people are exceptions but so many people are just brainlets and lazy.

People are just so constantly worthless. They constantly get in the way and don't hold themselves to any standards. People do not like people who like themselves, they like peoplle that are like them. That's why it's such a pain for me to find people I can tolerate, let alone be friends with. People are fucking bums.

BAAAAASSEEEEEEDDDDDD

bro i think you post in the wrong thread

I would date a girl who visits 4chins. But if she speaks of memes out of the internet, she is gone to me.

>the only reason you're dating her is a prank many years in the making
It’s funny because the only time I dated a girl was literally this. God dumping her butt ugly ass was the greatest day of my life

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did turn real gay?

women don’t know what they want and men pay the price

Nah a lot of it is pedophile middle aged mother incest
I think /ss/ is built on wanting to fuck your own mom or older relative as a kid and it never going away because you have a dysfunction

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>power fantasy

That phrase is retarded no matter how you use it

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There was a shitty Adam Sandler movie about that

10 out of 10. I get so wet over a man that knows what he likes and isn't afraid of saying it.

Also being a blonde pretty boy doesn't hurt.

*hits pipe*

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Not going to lie. And not a sexist but I have had a similar thing happen to me and it got me thinking. Maybe women shouldn't be able to hold positions of power. I mean this purely as a thought experiment.

But there are very few things in like a woman can do as well as a man let alone better. And they things they do, do better have to do with children.

surgeon: men are more logical in their approach, and have biologically better spatial awareness and reaction times, and don't lose their shit under stress, as women typically are more emotional and fickle beings.

Army out in combat: Same thing

Lawyer: if you have both a man and a woman with the same level of knowledge competence chances are the man is going to come out ahead due to on average the man being much more dominate and aggressive. Especially in something like law, where it tends to attract aggressive men naturally.

any physical job: well that's just common sense a man is better.

It's not that women can't be better than men its just that typically on average their biology doesn't allow them to.

They are fickle, emotional, can't handle stress, don't see things as logical as men, and hell don't even know why they they act irrationally.

I sometimes wonder how life would have been if women couldn't vote or be in positions of power. Because only irrationality and emotions dictate their positions.

And no I'm not a woman hater, just an observation I had throughout my life and only sharing for the first time now.

I was 15 when my aunt told me how women think it’s honestly fucking retarded
She said:
>When something is wrong I don’t want to tell my partner what’s wrong, I want him to notice that something is wrong and figure out by himself, without me telling him and if he doesn’t I’ll be mad all day”
I thought it was fucking retarded
In my first serious relationship when I was 19 I saw it and thought it was a coincidence
But now I’m 24 and I notice it more and more everywhere, couples young and old
Seriously what the fuck is wrong with women

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The rules apply even in female Yea Forums, faggot

What shitty dildo are you using

Look, if you are gonna shove a piece of plastic up your nasty snatch every night, might as well buy a decent one, poorfag.

I remember when that one fag spammed this image trying to make it a meme.

After having years of equality shoved down my throat I actually made the mistake at first of thinking that my GF had the same mindset as 'one of the guys'. She certainly doesn't, which isn't necessarily a bad thing. It's just funny noticing some of the cute dumb shit she does, like getting really upset she when gets the hiccups or getting incredibly moody when she's hungry.

name

Feels like an elaborate prank desu

Women don't understand responsibility. This is why all the women you work with find a reason to cut out of work as early as possible.

Yeah, but it involved Adam Sandler. No concept manages to stay sexy after going through that sad man's mind.

>draw a man
>call it a woman
all of you lesbo dykes need to just accept that you're gay as fuck, all I see all day is
>what if he h-had a vagina, heh
fucking splooshbrains are ruining this board

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Life is easy for them. They don’t need to solve problems because they are quite used to men doing it for them. If you are unable to solve their “problem” they’ll simply fuck off to a man they believe can. That’s it really

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That's only because you've only seen it used negatively. Lots of video games are fundamentally a power fantasy. Taking on the role of a lone hero who stops a great evil, and there's nothing wrong with that. All calling something a power fantasy does is establish that part of the appeal is that it makes the player/viewer feel empowered.

Your aunt sounds like she fucks girl guys

>fucking splooshbrains are ruining this board

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My fucking period is hardcore this month, feels like i'm shitting blood out of my pussy everywhere.

As a reformed neet stop worrying about women comb your hair,cut your nails,work out,wear decent clothes.When your talking to women talk like your talking to your friends get out of the mindset that you have to impress them for there vagina.

>splooshbrains
Nice

Look, Anonette, I can have whichever Husbando I want, ok.

Don't judge me.

>Musty women
hnnnnnngh

I think it’s called that’s my boy
It’s really not good for jerk off material

>If I find those undies in the drawer does it mean I win?
Depends. She's either someone's grandma who is living with them in a basement, or she's a cute Yea Forumsirgin.

Are you sure you didn't have an spontaneous abortion

Sometimes that may lead to a stronger discharge. I wouldn't know personally, still on my way to witchdom, but I had some slut friends that had those every 2 months or so.

Who are these bitches and why does the middle one look so familiar

>100% of men only go for the top 20% of women
And That's A Good Thing

>in v/agina "Fuck Niggers" doesn't mean what you think it does

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That's a bit iffy, too. My little sister love spouting retarded internet memes so she gets attention from us.

a-user?

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Average Jane face. Years of muttdom will do that to your genetic pool.

My biggest problem with women is initiating a conversation without something fucking happening. Like I don't know how to go up to a girl at a bar and talk to them, but say some homeless man is screaming his ass off while humping a shoe while a crowd is watching. There I can talk to a girl.

Just.. wow.. people actually exist that are this fucking thickskulled.. jesus christ

I skip my period every other month so it always comes back with a vengeance.

>tfw not even tyrone will impregnate you

user-chan you missed the point. Every fantasy is a power fantasy and there's literally nothing wrong with that. If human beans didn't want power or at least a degree of agency, we'd all be bisexuals or Communists (not that there's a difference)

Im a guy and im about half the same
When something is wrong I wont tell anyone that something is wrong (thats the part thats the same) but I dont want them to notice or figure out that anything is wrong

I have this as well as a guy, and it's getting irritating to deal with.

Only good post ITT

Ugh I haven't had BBC in like a week

>My GF is mad at me and I don't know why
>No I didn't just ask her

You're an idiot.

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fucking why?

It smells like vagina in here.

Fresh vagina.

That's why videogames are my only choice. My husbando will never betray me.

My husbando on the left.

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You can do a whole fucking lot with makeup. It's actually kind of scary how absolute 3-4/10 goblins can be brought up to 7 or 8/10 with the right makeup witchery.

Not it.

I do almost the exact same things. It's a comfy way to live. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some loose pubic hairs that I will choose to pull off because it satisfies me in an inexplicable way.

>People getting mad at this post
Good post user, too in context for brainlets to understand

Develop hobbies and passions outside of anime and vidya
Educate yourself on a wide array of topics relevant to modern everyday life
Eat a healthy diet and get proper exercise
Practice good hygiene and dress fashionably well
Take care of any unattractive physical features like crooked teeth or severe acne
Have a career that could support a family in the future
Be sociable and pleasant to talk to
Keep a clean and well-decorated living space

All of these things are easily doable once you put your mind to it. Accept who you are and don't date someone too above or too below your league

He looks like he fucks black women.

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OMG ANIMAL CROSSING
SHIT GRAPHICS AND SHIT ANIMATIONS ARE SO CUTE!
I LOVE WASTING TIME ON MENIAL TASKS IN A GAME BUT COMPLAIN ABOUT DOING EASY HOUSEWORK IN REAL LIFE

>expecting a woman to tell you if you ask

>husbando

He has a vagina.

Virgin pussy smells so fucking good

The Gladius is the best sword ever made.

>splooshbrains
fuck, that's better than what we've got

>I sometimes wonder how life would have been if women couldn't vote or be in positions of power.
well you can just look where things have gone since women's suffrage. in the united states, the first thing that happened was alcohol was banned, which led to a surge in organized crime. in europe, almost every state imploded and hitler came to power.

then we get communism sweeping all over the world murdering millions which came with a bunch of female empowerment messaging. so yeah things probably would have turned out differently if women didnt unilaterally vote to ruin nations

Why are trenchcoat donning, fedora wearing, euphoric, autistic, incel, womanchild females so obsessed with studying the blade? baka

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Look, I douche on the daily. I bet it's one of the fa/tg/irls that play card games and come here to shitpost on the game threads of said games.

They smell like fish all the time and don't even shave. Fucking disgusting.

I dont want to tell other people about my problems so I act like they dont exist

What's it like to lick another girls pussy? Asking for a friend, ha ha.

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She will. Believe me.
And if she doesn't, *then* it's on her and she's a bitch, and you can, and probably should, just walk out of her life forever.

Good relationships start with good lines of communication.

It literally exists and it's just a more civil Yea Forums without waifu posting.

Make up truly is a tool of the devil
It’s really bad when she’s actually pretty and all the chemicals and shit in the makeup and hair care stuff have her face ruined and her hair fried by 30

>Every fantasy is a power fantasy
Counterpoint: Sexual fantasies. Those are about what gets your rocks off, not about being powerful.

real talk I liked animal crossing as a kid and now I don't get the appeal
Nothing happens and there isn't anything to do what's the point why do people like it so much even when I liked it I would get bored of playing it once a day for a week and never pick it up again

I agree with the hygiene stuff but educating yourself and developing some rando hobby that's not entertainment... This shit will not entertain the childish mind of a vagina. Females couldn't give two shits less what your interests are. Unless they themselves are legit shut ins and have spent alone time to develop a personality, unless your hobby includes clubbing and BBQing with her boring as fuck friends, she could give a rat's ass what you do to entertain yourself.

underrated

What

Dudette, stop teasing me. Look at that Adonis belt and square jaw.

He's a fucking hot man and I bet he has a massive dick uncircumsized, because I don't fuck jews.

I'm a guy, and honestly, I can tend to be the same way. It comes with being a very intuitive person. It is hard to recognize and accept that a lot of people are not as intuitive, and it just so happens that more women are intuitive like that than men, so you get issues like this. Unlike women, however, I have figured this out and don't get butthurt when someone can't "read my mind" to see why I'm upset.

almost every girl nowadays claims to have BPD, even my mom does. I don't know your exact situation, but if you're staying with her thinking it'll help her it won't, it'll only hurt her more in the long run. Foist her onto some schmuck if you have to.

Yeah you pretty much nailed it

>being beta orbiter-tier

>Every fantasy is a power fantasy
Honestly I just want to travel and see shit. I don't really give a damn about authority and I think most social climbers are legitimately deranged. There's a reason shit floats to the top. Might be something to do with feeling like you don't already have enough agency.

Ive noticed after doing the things i mentioned before women are more willing to carry on the conversation if those goals are met.If you fail basic hygiene they literally judge and drop you as soon as you start talking making it seem like your bad at conversation.

I'll tell you something, I'm just happy I ain't a black woman.

I might not get no dick with my tubby hispanic body, but at least I have more chances that the uggo-americans.

Lawshandra will never get some.

He literally has a pussy, the creator said so, dyke.

based italians

tastes like salty coins and milk

Because back in the day having a BPD as a woman was literally called just being a woman

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Hey Yea Forums, guy here
And yes, I do play video games too

Your aunt is retarded, not every girl will shit test like that. Women can be unsure about their relationships in many ways.

Mom's gotta go if you want regular sex

To keep you warm.

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THAT'S JUST THE JAPANESE VERSION. AMERICAN POISON IS THE MANLIEST MAN IN FINAL FIGHT!

You're retarded and gay. Go back to some trap thread

>>a few years ago my gf got super mad at me for some reason and I couldn’t figure out why
She probably had a dream that you cheated on her or something.

OH FUCK

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No I mean I have no idea of what to say at the beginning. Like even saying hi or anything. But if Hobo is fucking a shoe, I can ask a girl "Is that hobo fucking a shoe?"

post dick or gtfo
>I do play video games too
action adventure "games" aren't videogames, faggot

No I have a girlfriend and that's what it's like
They expect you to find out for yourself
They will just act pissy until you do and even if you do and apologized they will still act pissy

>I sometimes wonder how life would have been if women couldn't vote or be in positions of power. Because only irrationality and emotions dictate their positions.
I think you'd have the opposite problem with a male only structure. Things would be even more ridiculous about the ends justifying the means than they are now which is already ridiculous.

if i was a girl id get nothing done, id just stay at home all day and play with my boobs

judging by the women in my family id have big boobs too

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Can't I just have sex with my mom? Honestly, we're already like Husband and Wife anyway?

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This
By apologizing all you’re doing is telling them that they were in the right and are therefore perfectly permitted to make your life a living hell

I'm too small to pull off the bloodborne look

Play something that isn't yet FIFA, NBA or COD you stupid fucking mushroom.

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Don't misuse the word "intuitive", faggot. Being capable of communication and coordination doesn't mean you're more or less of an intuitive thinker.

for me, it's 9 inches.

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feet and balls right now

>I do play video games too

Look, PC games don't count. They are just simulators and shitty mobas. The mobile is where all the actual gaming happens.

Boys only want to mess with their tech shit and maybe waste some time in flight simulators to test their pointless graphic cards benchmarks.

When you get over 100 in fortnite ON MOBILE, then you can be an actual gamer.

>all of the girls that I know in real life are H
>even the girl who looks like pic related

god damn mid west living

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That's why /cgl/'s hatred is so intense, give the trannies a hand and they'll take the whole arm.

This. It would unironically consume all my time. God I wish I had a gf with big boobs.

H or K please

something smells like fish..

Dat lube budget is gonna add up quick, unless you're cave explorer-tier

>even if you do and apologized they will still act pissy
that's why you shouldn't never ever apologize
fpbp

>tfw love small dicks

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Dude will there ever be a male vs female war, where all men split into groups of 5 and ravage the countryside slaying all the poonanny on the way?

Giv K gf pls

>I'm too small

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Shit bait

U tell him to fuck off like anybody else dont waste time learning to surve some goofy ass motherfucker

>Having such a gaping hole of a pussy that only a nine-incher pleasures you

You really should stop masturbating with those bad dragon dildos, anonette. While small dicks aren't that great, you can just ask the guy to eat you out. Sometimes tongues are better than dicks.

I fill more satisfied with a really commited 5 incher than a lazy 9 incher that just shoves the dick in, trying to pierce my cervix.

i'm baking some pink valve cookies

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Me too
tfw chestlet gf
phenomenal ass tho

And what the fuck does that have to do with the situation in the post you replied to?

is there any less arousing than the term "poonanny"? fucking indians.

So a universal constant?

>Can't even get hard enough to put a condom on
>Dick only gets erect to porn
>Even then I have to be in the process of beating it to even get hard.
>When I do get it hard it's only 75 percent
>grower not a shower
I fucked myself up

It ain't me, I douched today.

5'3 chestlet ;__;

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V and X are both 10/10.

if your freezing right at hello it means your still thinking
>shit what do i say that leads to feelings then sex
drop ALL of that and as cheesy as it sounds ask how there days going it works
>hey
>hey user whats up
>nothing another shitty boring day hows your day going
>oh you know blah blah
then go from there and pick topics to go off of.Thats how i started off and i was forever alone till 28 though im wondering if i just lucked out.

I just want to be loved. I gotta stop spending so much time playing videogames.

Less infighting, more poonanny slaying, brother.

>tfw 6 foot busty cougar

I'll be your mommy.

You really should stop schlicking on d, anonette. Those global fetish threads are making you crazy.

MFW

>get a girlfriend 7/10
> stay together for years
>3 years pass
>7/10 gf is now fat AF and doesn't care about her appearance
> gf is now a 4/10
> 10 years together now
>miss my freedom and time alone

Don't get gf's /v, it's not worth it

Hiding away your issues is not intuitive. You need to realize other people do not share your experiences or viewpoints. I hope your post is bait and you aren't acting like a fool IRL.

>source: me lmao

if only more women did then I wouldn't be so alone

cute

At least you have that. I wish I had a gf in general. A nice ass would be just as good as awesome tits. ;_;

There are no girls in here, just larping homos.

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You probably like average and think it's small because of porn.

and that’s a good thing

Another anonette already said, go look outside clubs and the usual normie fucking spots. Actually cool guys never go there.

Go in more generically manly places where they go to have fun: Card stores, sports clubs, barber shops, etc.

Lots of cool men there.

You'll get no pleasure from it though.

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There"s no difference between male and female Yea Forums. Anons here are literal gossipping bitches.
>omg did you see what eceleb did
>let's post pics of hot people
>I hate people who do X Y Z
And so on.

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no shit

Not him but I cant smalltalk with men or women
Just dont know what to talk about
Im fine at responding when someone initiates conversation but starting conversation topics is a nogo for my brain

No, being able to figure out what is wrong with people is intuitive. Therefore, it becomes easy to assume everyone is intuitive and that is what causes the issue being discussed when they aren't and can't figure out how you feel like you can with them.

>t. virgin

>tfw unironically believed these bait images at one point
>was deathly afraid of having sex with my first gf because I thought 6 inches was baby dick tier
>we have sex and she tells me "I didn't know you were packing 8 inches"
Women are retarded judges of length/girth. The higher over the average you are, the bigger leeway they'll give you when they guess. Conversely, if you're below the average they'll probably knock you down a few extra inches too.

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>Boys
>On Yea Forums

Yeah, and cooch was a man too. Hiroshi-chan, ban this fucking dyke.

that's my uncircumcised cock, i haven't showered in weeks

I'd rather have him step on me and call me a slut anyway.

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I just want to play video games why do I have to maintain this alien creature between my legs all the time

I really do need to find a way to turn off my brain. I am not even finding a way to leave home without thinking about it and judging I don't need to spend the money or waste the time...then waste time watching red letter media.

Just parrot what they say. No matter who it is half the fucks will babble on. Also nod sometimes and wait for the other person to shut up.

With music.

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>Say hello to a woman
>she says Hi back
My brain
>Shit she probably thinks Im ugly
>Do i smell?
>Don't say anything stupid, don't say anything stupid, don't say anything stupid
>No sudden movements
>I couldn't possibly satisfy her sexually
>Fuck I have to run, what was I thinking
>Regret and shame for being a piece of shit and not dying in the womb

I'm a dudenon. I hope femnons advice helps other femnons. We all just wanna be loved.

Yuck, I'm so glad I didn't fall for the "bishounen" meme.

Actual asians are uggos. Yeah, they age better than other ethnicities, but being only less wrinkly when you look like a monster isn't that much of an improvement.

Is P a sex doll?
Anyway I'll take X or B because the rest of them have cars I don't like.

Get circumcised.

Nah, there's probably 1 or 2 in here. Good luck trying to find them among all the larpers, though.

dyke

>I didn't know you were packing 8 inches
imagine being this naive when you're girlfriend is just being nice to you. girls aren't retarded, they just don't wanna make you feel small and insecure

It was just a sword, user. I bet they let barbarian thots wave them around all the time before ploughing them
Relax

Serious question how many girls get through the high school cock carousel unscathed? The college one? Furthermore of the ones that don’t have sex, why are they virgins? Assuming they’re not just absolutely hideous of course, which is probably most of them

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Real talk, why are you asking the most autistic website on the internet, one that up until 4 years ago prided itself on being full of virgins, and that only started larping as "chads" lately because millennials are a bunch of insecure pussies about dating?

so, i gotta act like the standard white girl? ok

FUCK NIGGERS

Because god hates us all. Well, makes sense. Men hate women.

>Dudeanon

P A R I S
A
R
I
S

>he said, while using an anime girl as an avatar.

this but unironically

>Just parrot what they say.
Just parrot what they say?
And phrase it as a question right?
Metal gear?

Yeah I know man. My gf constantly thinks she's deformed and I'll leave her because she has a flat chest. She thinks guys don't like pear-shaped bodies and no matter how many times I tell her how fucking wrong she is it never convinces her.

Both men and women have to have serious brain problems to not have at least 2-3 partners in highschool. If you can't get laid in college, consider suicide.

What kind of Video Gaems unironic gamer girls play?

This doesn't work, it just makes them even more mad

this but with even more self loathing and eternal seething hatred over existence itself

That's something they do, not something they say, user.

Asians are hideous, including their girls. You just can't say that here or you get called a white roastie or a hapa incel.

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Pretty much.

>female Yea Forums

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>barber shops
are you black? since when do guys hang out at barber shops other than niggers

Why are american dykes so obsessed with circumcised dicks

Look girl, if you only fuck guys with mangled dicks, you are the one that's being picky.

I just fucking hate most men. They just talk about inane shit like sports and other girls boobs. The few that actually like fun stuff like gaming usually are already taken and I don't care about fucking people just to fuck. I want someone to hold me at night and pat my head as we sleep.

me reading this thread

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Based.

boy do I have the penis for you then!

white guys
>"FUCK NIGGERS"

white girls
>*fucks niggers*

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COD (because a brother or ex-boyfriend got them into it)
The Sims
Skyrim (see COD reason)
Zelda
Animal Crossing
All those indie walking simulators on Steam
Point and click adventures

Barely any dude unless there religious or somehow have high morals which is rare.I was talking with some friends a few months ago and realized EVERYONE was banging each other except for me idk why it hit me so hard like i was left out of a group party.

Okay retard

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Why are u sad gurl?

Is it worth it trying to find a girlfriend? I've never actually payed it much thought and just assumed no girl would ever be into me.

>I want Chad to hold me at night and pat my head as we sleep.
FTFY, it's not hard for women to meet men who share their interests.

Gee, I wonder who posted this.

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I hate how society always expects me to dressup and look pretty and have sex with men. I just want to play vidya with someone and bro out, I don't want sex.

>posting plastic surgery and make up

white
girls
fuck
dogs~

WHY DO BLACK GIRLS STEAL ALL THE NICE WHITE GUYS

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>Including their girls

Eh, I dunno. I agree that Korean and Chinese gals are really fucking rough, specially when they don't bother taking care of themselves, but I actually find japanese girls quite pretty with minimum maintanance. Not the tokyo dolls, though. I mean country girls, tanned Osakans are so pretty.

Resident Evil
Devil May Cry
Persona
Fire Emblem
Zelda and I mean actually playing it, not just posting about how nerdy they are playing it on facebook
Other JRPG's like FF, maybe the odd tales of game

>8 billion filters
>fake stick on nose
>covering face even slightly

she doesnt look anything like that user.

Age of empires

About 90% of girls look fucking hideous without makeup, also she's had eye surgery.

I'll never stop asking what the fuck does someone think when they unironically ask for life advice on fucking Yea Forums.
This place is full of failures who's entire contact with society is a folder of Twitter screencaps.

women dont care about games, they care about the attention they get with them, everything is about getting their social points

Thanks for the low quality bait

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That's not even remotely true, even in fake alternate universe girl Yea Forums.

>"Damn she lookin for that GENGHIS dick"

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You're trying to make a
>in a perfectly rational world
argument, which already fails in real-world applications, but you're saying intuitive rather than rational. Once again, I must say I sincerely hope you are baiting, or at the very least just an underagefag.

It didn't use to be this way.

Well apparently there is a successful person like (you) hanging around so you just proved yourself wrong retarded normalfag

Make 120k a year
Own a house
Own 2 to 3 car

Guys that keep a groomed beard have to go to the barber shop weekly to keep it pristine.

I like bearded guys.

WHERE ARE THEY THEN

Every single one I meet is already in a relationship. Seems like there's too much competition.

Nigga you can't even see her skin. So much makeup and filters, which Asians are known for on their autistic apps. Stop being a simp.

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you mean it used to be this way?

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You're right, it would be Asian girls instead.
RICED.com

Pretty much anything though they don't tend to like FPS/MOBA/RTS as much as men do. Women love shit like SMT, AC, FE, Zelda, Metal Gear, and Pokemon. Liking Zelda is only a red flag if they don't like anything else.

Literally go to any gaming event and within days you will having men killing each other over your pussy

I wish I had a boyfriend with a massive puffy vulva

It kinda used to, it's just back then we had self aware weirdos, people knew they were weird, but didn't have a problem with it, in fact, some prided themselves in being autistic virgins.
Now millennials have gone full retard with their insecurity and Yea Forums of all places larp as chads who know everything about socializing and women.

Do you guys just not know about Lolcow Farm or Crystal Cafe

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I met one that played nothing but doom, she was mildly autistic.

>tfw want to be BLACKED by a romantic Tyrone who won't leave me for another Stacy while I raise his kid.
Why do they always have to be so unfaithful?

You're just mad you can't get a girl like this and you're stuck with some fat white cunt, or you don't even have a fat white cunt.

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I am 100% sure this reddit post is a false flag

gamer guy pee

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Simp is a state of mind, not a visual preference.

I don't know how every girl on the planet isn't rolling in free shit with simping at an all time high in this year of our lord on bob rosses internet.

>Posting natural beauty
Should have done that from the begging, retard.

>WHERE ARE THEY THEN
Everywhere. You just think they are beneath you and ignore them.

like father like son

The one in the bottom isn't a very realistic thing, though.
Nobody likes asian "men".

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>female Yea Forums
it exists, you just have to know what to look for

I wanna see some dudes kill eachother. Time to pay about 20 chicks

Hmmm, but they are all posers. They only talk about COD and whatever FIFA game.

Show me one guy that knows the name of the Shisengumi or that actually cares about Otome games.

I have only known one woman who was a virgin still back in college. She was a genuine 10/10 and extremely religious with a sheltered upbringing so she was all about that wait for marriage stuff. Pretty sure she isn't one anymore though; she's 28, still a total babe, but still unmarried and seems a lot more stereotypically Stacy than she did when we were friends.

I, V, or X

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I go to a barber shop in california and it's 90% white. Maybe you just live in a shitty area.

Pretty much

>Opened this at work
PROMOTION!

>uses Yea Forums but wouldn't date anyone that uses Yea Forums

roasties in a nutshell tbqh

sort of like how fat chicks don't want to date fat dudes

>Alternate universe Yea Forums
>>"Why does best boy always loose?"
Chihayafuru threads

you feel small and defenseless inside, so you relate to the caricature of a "child"
also this

That's not fucking true. I just want, you know, not fat bastards.

Yeah, right here. Genius.

Have sex

>Glass ceiling blocks ur path

What now

>tfw no autistic doom gf

You know ghosts could actually be a good racial slur against whites if they played on the white genocide angle but they would have to admit its real to do that

Now where could my pipe be?

Why would I be with a wh*toid? Asian girls are at the bottom of the ladder for me. Only abbos are lower.
Nah, it's simping because he's going to post his 10TB folder full of glamor models and jav actresses to defend them. What does he gain out of this? Nothing.

with the boss.

Mindless babbling the thread

At least 99% of /cgl/ threads are on topic

Why is this spoilered
I didn't spoiler it
Wtf mods?

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guys that like otome games are fucking gay smartass

Who was in the right?

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Fuck my way up higher. There is always a corporate dick ladder.

Unironically S.

I want that Tommie pussy.

Women think whoever the electronic jew sells them is sexy, just look at Hayakawa.

>Contacts
>Filters
>Generic makeup

Why is it always the generic Korean girls from FB and IG that get posted here.

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>NICE WHITE GUYS

"nice" w***e guys who date outside their race are almost always degenerates who can't see past their jungle fever so fuck them.

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Hmmm. I guess. Which games most men like to play anyway

I might take a look.

mods ban this same thread a while ago
they must be sleeping rn so go ahead user, you're doing god's work

The stats don't support that.

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Holy fuck what this fag said literally became true. Look at this
They're fighting again. This happens on literally every single board. There's also some sad Austrian who defends Asian girls to the death on /int/ as well.
It's all so tiresome.

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Asian women are the superior women. All others are trash. Especially the white women.

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Jefferey.

None of you are women, unless you take timestamp of your tits or any other feminine features I will not believe you.

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She was quite nice, I actually met her on another board. Didn't know she was a girl at first. Talked almost every day for a little over a year and then she deleted her account out of nowhere.

Were all girls here faggot

why is brown skin seen as ugly anyway?
>nb4 doodoo skeen
Seriously?

I can't cope

>Shisengumi
Why is the shisengumi so fucking overrated?

>want an average looking GF who's into anime
>not autistic enough to go to cons
It's over.

>Posting your tits on the internet
>For free

If I ever do that, I'll just make a patreon to milk sad virgins. Until then, nobody sees the twins.

The only white women and men who date niggers are filthy American, and trust me, you DON'T want to date an American.
They are the grossest, most unlikeable people on this planet.
This guy, for example.
Americanoid creatures are the kind who censor themselves, an act, no doubt that comes from the inherent cuckold programming Americans suffer from.
The only purpose of an American creature is mocking it.

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True, but there's a reason for it. I don't know the scientific intellectual words but it's probably to do with estrogen, whoremoans, and all that. Women are very vagina creatures, but the ISSUE arrises when stupid and/or manipulative women take advantage of it and use it as an excuse to be cunts. Like, "oh it's just my whoremoans what can you do lol". There are real women out there who are mature enough to deal with how stupid they are, but it's rare.

One of my favorite things about my girlfriend is that she realizes that women have "that" aspect of their brains so when she feels her dumb cunt molecules activating she tells me and we ignore each other until it's over. Been together for 5 years and it's been smooth sailing. I think that's the solution honestly but a lot of women refuse to admit that because they're not mature enough and get offended. Or, and this is likely the case, they refuse to because they use it to their advantage.

>Be black girl
>All the porn is just fucking blacked shit with black girl being a bitch and raping some poor guy while his wife is forced to watch
>Barely any vanilla material

I hate this shit so much.

what do you think the point of this thread is

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ok so let me get this straight, you go to barber shops to have fun? is california that terrible

Seethe harder, whytegurl
Witebois can't resist the TBC

what about a feminine penis?

shut up roastie bitch, go fuck a nigger

How many asian men do you see in hollywood now?

Why are you such a dyke, anonette

That's gay, user. Go back to u

pretend to be a women?

/cgl/ has the most doxxing there is tho.

I hate this. I respect the hustle, but I hate that patreon and onlyfans allows for it to exist.

I would unironically kill myself before I started manipulating someone. If that's the only way to get a good woman, I'm happy remaining a celibate.

I hate moids

He asserted his dominance, so him. She had to have her attitude and ego corrected, this is always the route to go with women who need to be reminded of their place. She undoubtedly came crawling back a few days/weeks later with an improved mindset more suited to keeping the relationship balanced and functional than this irrational bullshit.

I'm not a mutt, sorry. Post your cuckold statics about them to someone who'll actually care about them.
Well, we can agree on the second part.

>How is that different than dudes obsessing over hot chicks without caring about “their feelings”

There isn't a difference to be honest. We're all hypocrites in the end and what the pathetic losers on both the male and female sides are trying to perpetuate is a narrative that "reinforces" that they are somehow better than the other over a mundane and arbitrary reason. Gender Wars 101.

Zero, but I see plenty of niggers.
And yet, they are still not liked.
This is funny though, because all the people who go on posting BLACKED and all that are nothing but ricels.

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>Fucking niggers

Might as well ask to be a single mother. Hot latinos or well-groomed nerds is all I need.

>taking statistics from Muttland and applying them to the world
black amerimutts =/= africans
yellow amerimutts =/= asians
wh*Te amerimutts =/= europe

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You'd never make it in the real world. Manipulation is needed in all aspects of life.

tbf if they go to cons they're most likely on the red flag spectrum
but if you're here you probably also are fag

It's not gay to eat out another girl if you say no lesbo afterwards, r-right?

No u.

hot air, no one cares. fuck off nigger fucker

Do you Americanoids have a fetish for censoring yourselves, or something?
Or is it just insecurity that prevents you from typing "white", because you are a country of triracial abominations?

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Being gay while also being a woman is natural.

Was it during college

Everybody gets a little lesbo during college, anonette. Just, you know, don't make it a habit.

only if you drink her squirt so theres no evidence!

Test

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Brown is an ugly colour
doesnt matter if its skin or not its just ugly

You ever played 7th generation video game and said wow look all the brown looks great

>well-groomed nerds
IE 6'0" or taller guy with full jaw, thick hair, who happens to like Dark Souls.

I'm not Amerimutt, lol. Try reading my post again.

>Stupid questions
>"Hot" male cosplay with a pic of a skinny faggot (already bitching about others tastes before they can even post)
>I am sick of being alone although its my fault
>He is le psycho evil man
>Larp
>Gee I am so ugly how do I cope

Yup sound like women to me

Not really, it's why Asian countries are the third world.
We dominated them, we nuked, and now even the best is just manchild land.
Sadly, America is falling, but there's still Europe.
Asians are insectoids who's entire purpose is being our factories.

lawl

Why are you projecting so much, anonette.

Don't forget to take those testosterone pills. You'll never have real balls, but those fake ones need hormones to keep the lip-scrotum skin loose.

that girl in the lower right is cute.

Black women still prefer black men, which is probably unironically a function of BET. I'm convinced that women, at least in the US, unironically just fantasize about whoever is in the latest romance media they've consumed and then project that on to whatever men approach them.

That's what everyone says, but I don't ever want to live in a way that isn't truthful. Regardless of what I think or do, I try to be as transparent as possible since I wouldn't be happy otherwise and I wouldn't want someone trying to do that to me.

>Not self-inserting as the fat old woman in NTR

Pfft imagine being so pathetic that you read shit like this and self-insert as the cuckquean.

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I never said that, but I do chat with the other men there.

Well, Americans are the easiest people to brainwash, so it's accurate.
But you seem to have better stats, so post them.

its usually jews but chinks do it too

Sauce

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White skin allows light to pass through it, which allows light to reflect off of blood and bounce around causing a sort of glow. None of this can be seen with dark skin because the exact function of melanin is to repel sunlight.

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Cute for a mutt

Yuck, fat women are disgusting. No self control. I bet she eats meat everyday.

They are cute, they think Dark Souls is a "hardcore" game. They can't even get past the first world in candy crush. I find their faces twisted in struggle while trying to beat the Gaping Dragon such a tease.

Maybe, your nipples didn't touch, right? Regardless, if you're sisters then it's definitely alright, my older sis told me so.

By having a great PERSONALITY like this guy :^)

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SHUT THE FUCK UP DUMB RETARD THE WORLD ISNT DISNEY FAIRYTALES YOU"VE BEEN FED LIES SINCE YOU WERE BORN IF YOU CANT COPE THEN LITERALLY KILL YOURSELF AND SAVE YOURSELF THE MISERY OF REALIZING THE WORLD IS A BLEAK PLACE WHERE GENETICS DETERMINES EVERYTHING

Bottom Left would cuck you sideways, don't kid yourself

I almost pity you, Americans.

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>there are no females in this thread btw

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Thanks for proving my point, roastie. I hope you die barren and reeking of cat piss, and thankfully sounds like you're on the track to begin with :)

ITT: ugly betas seething.
Ugly "people" should never reproduce, that goes for both men and women.
If you are born ugly, you are a genetic failure, like people born with diseases.

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I just don't care. But Amerimutts seem to think that how various groups behave in their country is how those of us in our native lands behave.
Sure amerimutt chinks might have mayo fever, but in Asia everyone for the most part is racist and won't date outside of their ethnicity, let alone race.
It's not my job to educate you mutt, go travel.

I like to write porn and this is a great opportunity to practice how to write female dialogue.

Most religious women I've known abandon their faith if they haven't secured a partner by their 20s. Even the very devout, wearing-head-coverings-in-church ones.

who gets to decide what is ugly and attractive though?

the jewish media circus?

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This. Ugliness isnt just facial appearance, and extended to chestlets, manlets, dicklets, brown eyes, brown hair, etc. Don't pass your weak genes.

I'm not a squirtbrain but SAUCE?

Please let it be cuckquean porn.

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Yeah, some cats. Some old jaguars. They can't keep their hands off me.

Some silver foxes too. They are so gentle and always buy me the best smartphones.

Fuck no, foreign countries are shitholes.
I live in the 4th country with the highest living standards and I will never leave this place, the rest of the world could, and should get nuked.

Me.

I already know that, but I'm still holding out a little bit of hope for a satisfying life with good friends and a cute girl.

Ignore people telling you to make money or something superficial

If you're young, you should work on fleshing out your ideals and morals in life. It can take a long time and a lot of thinking. From personal experience it took years, but I'm a late bloomer. I idolized things like honor and empathy, and so I made them a core part of who I am. It's all very abstract so it's a little hard to tell you how to go about that. For me it came through long form media that I'd consume, like VNs back when I was a neet.

You should always strive to be the best version of yourself. Also, stay away from PUA forums. They will not help at all.

YANDEX

Boku wa Papa. Enjoy sis.

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Pregnancy, with some fluff.

No, jews can't decide that.
You can't brainwash someone into liking ugliness.
You can pretend to like it, but people will always know what's attractive and what's not, it's a biological thing that can't be brainwashed out.

its because they get sick about being controled and looked down for no reward, simple as that, religion treats women like garbo and then wonder why they become sluts

Don't listen to that spaz, you'll have it user.

That's pretty good too. Where will I find what you're writing?

>I was talking with some friends a few months ago and realized EVERYONE was banging each other except for me idk why it hit me so hard like i was left out of a group party.
Same, feels legit awful when you find out a mutual female friend banged all your friends except you, and you aren't even the ugliest.

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>cant brainwash someone int liking ugliness

thats literally what hollywood has been doing for the last 70 years

I always thought this was true, but there are so many chicks that crave that BTS k-dick these days

>highest homicide rate in the first world
>only out perform in homicides by neighboring Central Amerimutt shitholes
>has the audacity to call anywhere else a shithole
By all means don't leave.

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Then die in despair
Dont give this retarded dreamer any false hope, Disney did enough to him

And the only people who they have "managed" to convince are people who are ugly themselves and are jealous of those who aren't.

Kind of weird that a shit ton of pagan kings ended up converting because of their wives, then.

Thanks, that's actually kind of comforting to hear when I feel like I've almost lost it.

the jews control hollywood though

>lawl

damn its like 2007 or something, I feel old

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Hope you enjoy it, user.

Less than 5% of the population has ever used tinder though

fucking kek

WHAT GOOD ARE GIRLS IF THEYRE NOT DOING GAY SHIT WITH EACH OTHER

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Young girls always like bands of pretty boys.
The thing is, the west doesn't have that anymore.
All the singers we have are nigger rapers or Beyonces.
My Chemical Romance, Green Day, Simple Plan, Linkin Park...
Those bands covered the niche that k-pop is covering now because there's nothing in the west like that anymore.

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Get the fuck out of here, rug-munching dyke.

Dicks > Pussies

Yes?
And?

The Sims is the biggest by far.
A lot of them play Todd's games as well, Skyrim and Fallout 4 has a pretty decent sized female modding community.
Bioware games also have a decent female following.
Apart from that, anything with a handsome male protagonist, my GF has been playing red dead redemption 2 a lot, pretty sure it's just because she likes Arthur.

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Not him, but one of the women voted most beautiful in the world is a tranny apparently, so that has to mean something.

I dunno, I think most popular artists are a feminized version of traditional artists.

>Drake
>Bieber
>Coldplay

High test

I know a lot of "religious" women. They're all sluts who have been led astray by the false Christian copout of "as long as you come to church every Sunday, you'll get into heaven" instead of the original intended barrier to entry of being in high moral standing and purity. There's no reason for a woman to stay a virgin in modern society, so I don't blame them despite how unacceptable it is.

OFF TO PAGE TEN BITCHES

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Was that voting done in the US

Drake is not feminized, he's just an autistic weirdo.

>Happy loving married babymaking sex

You didn't disappoint. God bless you magnificent bastard.

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Men are garbage

Don't know the exact info or how credible it is, but it can't be that hard to look up.

THIS IS A GUYS THREAD NOW
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE

This.
DYKIES RISE UP.

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Eww men are yucky

Not weird at all. Women are the only reason a man should have religious faith. That is a feminine thing, but being willing to accept and embrace that for a woman is part of being in a relationship with her and is an intimate thing. But a single man who has a strong faith without a woman instilling it in him? Utterly worthless, no woman wants that. Beta as fuck.

Guyanon here, wish I had a cute racist gf

t. spiritually dead cuck

The most degenerate fetish, I know. Can't help myself.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, FUCKING CHADS, THINKING THEY DESERVE ATTENTION BECAUSE THEY GO TO GYM EVERY DAY AND HAVE HUGE DICKS!

But isn't that what Yea Forums is doing by pretending to be morally upstanding individuals, after years of doing shit like almost driving people to suicide like Jessie Slaughter, or trying to melt down an MLP figurine by submerging it in one year old rancid cum?

t. 35 year old virgin just waiting for the "right one" and MUH DIVINE TIMING

Y IS MY PP HARD

That's unironically correct though. Chads are the alpha speciments and therefore deserve their pick of women. Any woman against this is lying to themselves or their beta orbitters

*locks door*

My type isn't on here. And there's lots of overlapping types.

They probably just did it for fun, one on the right did, one on the left ended up completely soaked.

Yes. Anyone on this site claiming to be a good Christian is destined for an eternity in hell, should such a thing even exist. Make no mistake about it, Jesus Christ would never accept the likes of /pol/.

t. not my point at all

Fucking hate Chads. Sure, they are hot and all, but they fucking suck outside fuckings. Most of them only care about cars, money and other hot chicks.

Also, lots of them get off by beating the shit out of chicks. I ain't that thirsty for a fuck, anonette.

He says as I'm about to leave for a christian based drug rehab program. See you in hell bitch.

Im not paying for your shitty patreon, roastie. Tell all the lies you want, if forced to choose you would go with Chad. Every woman would.

>a single man who has a strong faith without a woman instilling it in him
I have pretty strong beliefs outside of religion so does that make me a beta?

I want a cripple bf.

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would a girl like it if a decent looking guy asks her if he can be her slave?

Do you actually think that guy is a real woman?
God, what the fuck happened to this place, you bite every single bait thrown at you.

Drive a fancy car, dress right, get a nice haircut, you'll be approached eventually.