ITT: Post Realizable Newcomers that would make everyone seethe harder than when Pirahna Plant was revealed.
ITT: Post Realizable Newcomers that would make everyone seethe harder than when Pirahna Plant was revealed
Brayden Cook
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Aaron Cooper
A FIFA rep is very possible
Easton Williams
All of them.
John Watson
Wow who did you want
Michael Russell
Someone come up with a proper intro for Shanoa?
Christian Baker
Fortnite guy
Samuel Nelson
Chase Jones
Shantae (spirits don't deconfirm)
Sebastian Thomas
>literal who
>no spirits from the gb games
>shills the inevitable legacy collection 3
Brayden Rogers
Kevin Richardson
2020
Screencap this
Jayden Sanders
Bandanna Dee and Captain Toad
Charles Gonzalez
We're getting a Gameboy Collection with the original Mega Man Gameboy games in color, the Xtreme Duo, "Mega Man" For the Game gear and Mega Man & Bass GBA
Cameron Campbell
tetris
Evan Mitchell
Kojima in Mii form
Nolan Foster
>Mega Man & Bass GBA
Jason Turner
There is no way you are older than twelve.
Jonathan Wood
There would be maximum seethe. Smashfags would be raging about another Fire Emblem character while Blue Lions and Golden Deer players would be salty that she’s the only Lord that made it in
Justin Reyes
Amy would be nice. She's very cute in a non sexual way. Anyone?
Elijah Harris
I wouldn't mind this one bit.
Brayden Wright
Fucking this. I want a Fortnite fighter so bad. The seething would last decades.
Asher Gutierrez
>All those licensing fees
Lol no
Ryan Walker
With the amount of outcry I could see it being a possibility if he's the bonus character for DLC pack 2 kinda like Piranha Plant was
Parker Jenkins
Geno is a spirit so I don't know if he's realizable but judging by the replies when he gets talked about he'd make Yea Forums explode.
Grayson Gonzalez
Worst post in the thread
Kayden Morris
id be fine with amy
maybe even happy
at least shes a real fucking character AND a character who has seen combat before
unlike piranha plant, wii fit trainer, villager, isabella, and probably a couple other fuckers
Anthony James
Another Fire Emblem character.
Jose White
As expected of Neptunia.
Bentley Diaz
This.
Edelgard is a cutie, especially after the time skip. I love her buns and the fact she's smol.
Sebastian Hughes
Isaac Wright
y-yes daddy
Isaac Brooks
Well, considering that we got Sans, Freddy Fazbear
Caleb Price
It’s finally happening
Easton Walker
I genuinely want him in, but I know my opinion is far from universal.
Elijah Perez
this means that you actually want neptunia, right?
Ryder Harris
He's as important as Terry.
Jaxon Long
To make normies and redditors seethe:
>literally any character that isn't waluigi
To make Yea Forums seethe:
>pic related
Chase Martinez
Here's your DLC character for tonight.
Robert Rodriguez
Sora
Lincoln Rodriguez
> implying anyone would seethe over timeskip Dimitri. Even FE haters would be in awe of this complete chad
Oliver Campbell
Colton Price
Literally no one would seethe over Amy.
Josiah Ross
Amy Rose is meant for _______
Wyatt Moore
romantic love with Sonic
Benjamin Perez
pantyshots that no one asked for
until the internet, then they were very asked for
Jayden Harris
a fifa rep would unironically have a good moveset
Matthew Sullivan
Lets start the party!
James Morales
Sparkster is one of my most wanteds.
Jason Morales
>Western character
>Anime swordsman
>Would probably have a counter
>Barely any relation to Nintendo
>Controversial franchise
>Just boring and generic in general
Behold, the character that would piss off the absolute highest number of Yea Forums posters possible.
Oliver Green
I bet you they would.
Easton Rogers
I imagine a lot of people would be happy with Genji, more so than Tracer at least.
Eli Butler
make a strikers mario clone, bada bing
Nicholas Perry
He'd actually be the only inclusion of his game that I wouldn't immediately hate.
Brandon Young
That would only make rulefags seethe, everyone else would be hype as fuck
Liam Allen
If it meant it wouldn't be an obnoxious addition of Tracer, I'd be ecstatic.
Carson Garcia
Vote, faggots.
Remember its not about what you want but what you expect.
strawpoll.me
Matthew Bell
I desire to pet this rodent's pink hair/quills!
Dylan Campbell
She's in
David James
He has more fans than the Star Fox character I want.
Jacob White
marriage and child bearing.
Elijah Bennett
William Ramirez
Jayden Peterson
>Sora
Sora only gets hatred largely because of DISNEY. In recent years have any of you noticed how much Disney is making people angry? Losing Spiderman to Sony, destroying Star Wars, repeatedly insulting male fans of these properties going on Pro-Female tirades, etc. Disney has made a LOT of enemies this decade. Real shame Sora catches Disney's flak because of who owns him and no one wants to give Disney money.
Carter Thomas
Put Raiden in instead for the opposite effect
Joshua Parker
still better than Tracer desu. I'd prefer Reinhardt or Winston though, but honestly Overwatch has no place in smash and I'm happy knowing we'll probably never see it get one in the game.
Jose Gutierrez
Well, a few of us just hate all that KH faggotry.
Bentley White
With human men you mean and modern Amy is the best girl. She no longer is this annoying obsessed stalker. Like she likes Sonic, but she's not this annoying Has Only Sonic In The Brain bullshit.
Alexander Reed
Is it even possible for her? I don't know if her status is ambiguous enough to get in like R.O.B did.
Isaac Green
Nobody will seethe at Goku, they actually want him in.
Juan Allen
I wouldn't want overwatch, but honestly it could work pretty well if its like pokemon trainer with multiple characters which need to be used to succeed. Have the players switch between DPS, Tank, and Healer to perform different functions which all buff each other when played properly.
For example:
>Genji racks up enemy damage fast, mobile, takes moderate damage
>Reinhardt tanks more attacks, has most kill moves but does slow/little damage by himself
>Mercy can heal/provide buffs to the team while swapped in
Jace Bennett
Amy would be awesome. Most sonic fans would be happy just to have another rep.
Jeremiah Anderson
Dante but reboot dante specifically
Leo Scott
Definitively the minority. After all, Kingdom Hearts is not bigger than Marvel and Star Wars so around the globe even non-gamers despise the mouse exactly because of what they've done to those acquisitions and don't even get me started on Disney bragging about how many Female Heroines they will force in the next phase of Marvel movies to the point that the number of men will be inferior. But that's enough off topic. Disney is hideous.
Chase Lee
Another thing worth mentioning is the dead four year old that they were too high and mighty to let have a Spider-Man tombstone
Hudson Jenkins
What a great Mii costume
Michael Bailey
Ronaldo
Jack Green
I think you missed OPs point.
Dante would be one of the least offensive to the least amount of people possible.
Jackson Davis
Waddle-Dee please.
Kayden Robinson
Genjis moveset would honestly work really well in Smash. Also he wouldn't even be an anime swordsman since he would only use his sword for his ultimate and deflect.
Swift Strike would be an interesting Up B, especially if you adapted its "resets cooldown instantly if the target is killed" effect to be "can be used a second time in the air if it hits a target (the same target can not apply multiple times)". Would make edgeguarding him risky since he could potentially use you as a ladder.
Deflect wouldn't be a counter, it would do what it does already and nullify (but not counter) physical hits while reflecting projectiles. Akin to that one Down B Mii Swordfighter has.
Honestly while I don't expect or want an Overwatch character, I do think Genji would be a fun Smash character.
William Powell
TINGLE
David Powell
The characters that come to mind that'd make Yea Forums seethe and aren't impossible:
>Tracer
>Byleth
>Noctis
>Steve
>Madeline (Celeste)
>Generic Toad
>Gen 8 Pokemon Shill Pick
>Frisk
And, characters that break some kind of arbitrary rule that'd make Yea Forums seethe even harder (Spirits, Assist Trophies, Non-Game characters):
>Sora
>Krystal
>Bandana Dee
>Hatsune Miku
>Starlow
>Monita (Nintendo Land)
James Ortiz
Admit it, he would break Yea Forums if he was added.
Kayden James
the one liners he spits out would need to stay relevant to the 90's too
Jack Sanchez
That's easy since 90s nostalgia has been and is all the rage.
Jayden Thompson
There hasn't been a rhythm game rep yet, so she could be added based on that if Sakurai really likes Miku
Sebastian Morris
What would be his new catch phrase?
Henry Morgan
"I'm left swiping your win"
Charles Cruz
Rex.
Jayden Jenkins
Chase Reyes
Is an Assist Trophy, and will be one forever.
Justin Wright
He's already in. He's just younger and has crown. They nerfed him by giving him a sword.
Justin Wright
Luke Gray
fuck. thats good.
Angel Garcia
FOOTBALL MANAGER
KICKS IT INTO GEAR
Jack Kelly
I unironically liked Piranha Plant. All this crossover bullshit, with characters with move sets that make themselves are boring.
Blake Smith
Connor Garcia
I'd kill for a Jet Set Radio level
Robert Clark
Amy's the cutest.
Samuel Moore
>Shows Her Panties
Nice!
Jonathan Reyes
I'd kill for any JSR related.
Aiden Perez
>everyone talking about Dante or a RE character
>nobody giving any attention to MH
>"b-b-but rathalos is already the MH rep"
Connor Thomas
">nobody giving any attention to MH"
Implying that's a bad thing. Let the shit rot and allow actual good games a chance in the spotlight.
Liam Peterson
They better fucking not.
Adding this bitch is almost as bad as adding a Rabbid.
Elijah Jackson
I don't see the correlation.
Jaxson Howard
Sandbag
Thomas Myers
Boco is a fag who hates Amy (and Rabbids apparently). Rabbids are cool as fuck and only disliked because of Minions existing (since they're a "rip-off" of something that came years after them).
Jonathan Morgan
Rabbids are a joke that only lasted five minutes, but Ubisoft keeps shoving them in our faces, even in places where they don't belong.
Benjamin Reyes
HWEE HWEE
Kevin Green
>Rabbids are a joke
Opinion discarded.
Wyatt Gonzalez
My girlfriend getting into Smash would be a dream come true.
Daniel Lewis
Sebastian Howard
easy choice
Ryder Watson
>Negative ass
Caleb Watson
I'm a Dedede main. Amy would probably be similarish. I'd be happy with this.
Daniel Rogers
You sound upset. Maybe you should try some chocolates! Don't worry, soon you'll be assimilated into the horde!
Hudson Hernandez
Official ranking for maximum Yea Forums shitstorm:
Goku > any other non-vidya character > Waluigi or any other assist trophy > Master Chief > Geno > Steve > Fornite guy > Tracer > Doom Slayer > another Fire Emblem rep > another Pokemon rep > Reimu > anyone else
Andrew Murphy
Put Gex below Goku and you'll be right.
Isaac Sanders
I mean the "joke" of them screaming isn't funny anymore.
Fuck you and your chocolate.
Jaxson Rogers
Kino pick. Needs his WaW version as an alternate skin
Levi Morgan
Geno, Steve and Fortnite guy would be bigger than Master Chief.
Michael Mitchell
Doubt it. There would be shitons of non-regulars to come to shitpost if Chief was to be released.
Mason Price
Ah, but what you don't know is that Amy already fed you the chocolates while you were sleeping! Soon you will be a pink hedgehog ready to crush some baddies with a hammer, and there's nothing you can do about it.
Connor Nelson
Think of all the hentai vids that I can never seem to find. Fuck your shitty game tho
Luke Hughes
You're not sonic.
Benjamin Reed
bump
Nolan Morris
Brayden Perez
Henry Anderson
Looks like she had one of Amy's chocolates and is in the process of turning into a clone.
Adrian Reed
This would be a day of celebration
Gabriel Howard
Alexander Baker
Jace Reed
for us, not so much plebbit
Zachary Martin
why is amy so attractive
Wyatt Thompson
Justin Nguyen
Matthew Collins
Aggressive pursuer in pink.
Xavier Barnes
Ryder Perez
Ryu Hayabusa
Hunter Rodriguez
How puffy is Amy's vulva?
Ayden Rivera
so he played World at War zombies when he was 1?
Aaron Reed
what a joke.
Cameron Myers
also need to know
Jaxson Murphy
Asher Hill
Jason Robinson
Amy, Rose to the challenge!
Tyler Ramirez
Neutral A = Kick
Everything else = Fake self damage
Doesn't sound good to me
Zachary Flores
Amy rose, on my dick!
John Brown
A lot of people would be happy with a Resident Evil rep. Nobody would be happy if it was Chris.
Daniel Brooks
>Amy gets in
>Tails, Knuckles, Eggman and Shadow don't get in
I can taste the salt from here.
Easton Williams
I want his down B to be the boulder push attack similar to Sm4sh Charizards rock smash.
Zachary Cook
Eggman would be prefect, too bad we already know all the dlc will be from different franchises. So even Amy is a never ever. At least for Ult anyways
Christian Howard
Kevin Anderson
So what exactly would her moveset be?
Hudson Davis
Caleb Mitchell
>Nintendo has to Pay SEGA lincensing to add
Listen. Sakurai can't possibly add every character. They must have spend over hundred thousand yen for each 3rd party characters. This is going to get super expensive for them.
Henry Reed
SI WEY YO QUIERO Y AL SAIYAJÍN FASE 903123344 TAMBIÉN
Thomas Cooper
Kevin Campbell
NONONO STOOOP HE’S AN ASSIST TROPHY HE CAN’T BE DLC!!!!!!
Sebastian Diaz
Christian Brown
How can you justify paying six dollars for any individual character?
Charles Murphy
just pirate it
Chase Harris
IS THIS PINGAS THE FOURTH OF THE HOUSE OF PINGAS?
Elijah Gonzalez
honestly since she has the mallet she could use some of dedede's moves along with her own
Charles Myers
Bentley Howard
it's dlc.
Owen Rodriguez
I cannot. That's why I forked over the 25 burgers for the fighters pass
Cameron Rivera
sucking dick
Cameron Campbell
gee i hope you don't post more of that
Jose Young
The only thing that Amy sucks is Ice Cream.
Asher Martin
Only if Smash somehow reaches 100 playable characters
Zachary Gonzalez
Carson Wood
It got removed from rule34 since it was behind paywall, and I don't feel like searching.
Nathaniel Peterson
Serval from kemono friends.
Wyatt Reyes
Aigis
Ian Mitchell
Daniel Ross
Cooper Robinson
MegaMan Gameboy Anniversary Collection died in limbo because of some kind of rights issues. Why would we get it now?
Charles Cook
Etna would be really cool. But Nintendo would probably completely change her outfit.
Jace Cook
EDELGARD PADS HER ARMOR!
Benjamin Smith
She doesn't originate from games, even though she has some. ROB is a peripheral toy owned by Nintendo. It's not the same situation.
Ayden Green
WILD
Luke Walker
Any news of Kadokawa's second attempt? I haven't been keeping up with Kemono Friends at all since Tatsuki got canned.
Lucas Bell
Austin Parker
Umaru-chan
Julian Russell
This pic is doing things to me, NO i must stay strong.
Jaxson Cox
not realistic.
Isaiah Watson
Wyatt Cruz
Henry Rodriguez
Isn't he like the main one though?
Anthony Perry
if you watch this shit as an adult your time has absolutely no value.
Carter Young
this is a real possibility that we need to prepare for.
Gavin Garcia
I know it would piss everybody off, but I would actually like to see Amy get in.
Blake Scott
After M&RKB I wouldn't be opposed to it it's not like we can do anything about it.
Colton Peterson
Elijah Reed
>master chief that high (probably shouldnt even be on the list compared to everyone else)
>doom slayer above another fire emblem and pokemon rep
>reimu that low
>fortnite guy that low
come on
Jonathan Bennett
it's going to be chris/jill/leon
take you bets now
Oliver Flores
Camden Phillips
Gex would be interesting
Bentley Diaz
Xavier Gonzalez
Jose Moore
Noah Johnson
Ryder Parker
I imagine the Raymanfags would kill themselves on the spot.
Wyatt Garcia
Nathan Allen
They would proudly congratulate them
Parker Roberts
Kratos.
Anthony Bailey
You mean his other series? That already aired and it was GREAT
Julian Thompson
>sony in smash
nope.
Daniel Miller
This is amazing, I'm mad already.
Cameron Brown
Has Blizzard made him a fag yet? That would make it perfect.
Jacob Lewis
Microsoft is in. Sure, Sony is harder to approach, but impossible? I don't think so anymore.
Luis Brooks
I'm glad this has exactly zero chance of ever happening before better choices like Tails or Eggman. And even those have zero chance too.